History Funny / CodeMENT

** Following the [[spoiler: "Classy"]] moment in the opening, and the later follow-up ([[SoundtrackDissonance punctuated by]] ''[[Disney/{{Aladdin}} "A Whole New World"]]'') which Nunnally accidentally stumbled upon, we get this exchange when Lelouch comes in to tuck her into bed that night:

** And the aftermath of Shirley successfully blackmailing Lelouch into going with her, leading to a very... [[{{Squick}} Squicky]] expression of joy on her part. We see Shirley leaning against a wall congratulating herself and stating she feels [[IncrediblyLamePun relieved]]. And then she proceeds to urinate for at least twenty seconds, creating a [[UpToEleven tidal wave of piss]].

* Lelouch's rant on the train in episode 14:

** And the aftermath of Shirley successfully blackmailing Lelouch into going with her, leading to a very... [[{{Squick}} Squicky]] expression of joy on her part. One that does not go unnoticed by the Dark Knights later on.

** The moment that led to the scene above is pure hilarity as well. To elaborate, Shirley blackmails Lelouch into going at the opera with her. Without giving any clear response she assumes he accepts and runs off, leaving Lelouch dumbfounded. Then we see Shirley leaning against a wall congratulating herself and stating she feels [[IncrediblyLamePun relieved]] . And then she proceeds to urinate for at least 20 seconds creating a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[UpToEleven tsunami of piss ! ]] Poor Lelouch's reaction is to be seen to be believed
-->'''Lelouch''': NO !

-->(Alucard shoots Anderson, [[SuperMarioBros 1-up music plays]], Anderson is healed -1 damage, cut back to Lelouch and Death the Kid)

** Well, not ''that'' much smarter...

--->'''Zoro:''' -sprinting in- [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger Hi-ho Silver!]]

-->'''Lelouch:''' Should blow shit up! / Kill all the right people! [[note]] From the first and alternate versions, respectively.[[/note]]

** And the following Skype call (really just footage cut from a ''Film/SherlockHolmes'' interview):

-->'''Suzaku''': It means ''there's only soup''.
-->'''Lelouch''': Well then ''[[SuddenlyShouting get out of the soup aisle]]''!
-->'''Suzaku''': Alright, you don't have to shout at me! (moves to the next aisle) There's more soup!

-->'''Lelouch''': '''WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE ''SOUP STORE''?!'''
-->'''Suzaku''': '''''FUCK YOU''!!'''

-->'''Jeremiah:''' Not this time, Anime Batman! This time, I shall defeat you!

-->'''Lelouch''': Eh, she stopped with the whole white clothes thing. Now she looks like [[XMeetsY a cross between]] a FrenchMaid and a Vietnamese hooker.

* Episode 14.5, the crossover with NonePiece, is a gold mine of hilarity.

-->'''Lelouch:''' Oh yeah? Well look what I fou- NO!
-->''Picks up a lavender-colored box that immediately starts buzzing loudly. [[spoiler:Alt. Text: It's a dildo]]''

-->'''Lelouch:''' IT HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN!!!! ''[[spoiler:Alt. Text: It's black as night.]]''

--->'''One:''' [[ShoutOut ALL YOUR]] [[MemeticMutation DRUGS ARE]] [[VideoGame/ZeroWing BELONG TO US]]

-->'''Lelouch:''' Let me break it down for ya. Every nation belongs to one of three major empires[[note]]Except Australia[[/note]]. Britannia, The Chinese Federation, Britannia, Sana Mario, Kazakhstan[[note]]President: Nursultan Nazarbayev... Learning You Some Knowledge[[/note]], Britannia, Alderaan[[note]]File Not Found[[/note]], Britannia, Corneria and Britannia.

-->'''One''': Well that's a given
-->'''Creator/RobertDowneyJr''': I knew less than nothing

-->'''One''': I'm not ''wearing'' shoes

* The beginning of episode 9

-->'''Lelouch:''' My dad is the current King of Britannia

* The maddeningly deranged Pursuit of Happiness is nothing but this. It's a crossover between [[WebVideo/NullmetalAlchemist, Code MENT, [[WebVideo/DanganronpaAbridgedThing]], [[WebVideo/NonePiece]], and Soul Whatever, which creates just as much stupidity as you might think. Seriously, it makes the previous crossover sound perfectly sane.

-->Alternate version only '''Kid:(thinking)''' I really hate my life.

-->*[[spoiler: [[BaitAndSwitch Cue Lelouch's face]] [[BigDamnHeroes on the giant TV screen behind them]]]]

-->'''One:''' And now evildoers, thou shall be smited, by my fists of JUSTICE!

** And the following skype call (really just footage cut from a ''Film/SherlockHolmes'' interview):

-->'''Lelouch:''' Let me break it down for ya. Every nation belongs to one of three major empires[[note]]Except Australia[[/note]]. Britannia, The Chinese Fedaration, Britannia, Sana Mario, Kazakhstan[[note]]President: Nursultan Nazarbayev... Learning You Some Knowledge[[/note]], Britannia, Alderaan[[note]]File Not Found[[/note]], Britannia, Corneria and Britannia.

-->'''Lelouch:''' With dad being the king and all, one wife wasn't his thing. Unfortunatly, it was only too late he discovered the downside of having too many wives.

-->(Cut back)

-->(Cut)

-->(Cut back)
-->'''Lelouch:''' We had a fuck-ton of half brothers and sisters, who all lived with us at dad's place. And ''my'' '''God''' we were motherlicking adorable. For the most part we tolerated each other. However, we sometimes got on each other's nerves.[Image of young Lelouch and young Nunnally fighting over plate] In my defence, she would not let go of that plate. Of course there was that one half brother...Dah, nevermind. Anyway, one day I went along with dad on a diplomatic trip to Japan. You see, Japan used to be great independent nation, led by a great man. (image of Abraham Lincoln with a gatling gun arm) There was only one flaw. His son.
-->(Cut)

-->(Cut back)
-->'''Lelouch:''' After one tragic slip'n'slide incident, I decided we should return home--[image of young Lelouch with Hair on fire]--only to find that my mom had gone and gotten herself shot.
-->(Cut)

-->(Cut back)

-->'''Lelouch:''' Meanwhile, Suzaku was determained when he grew up to win the war between Japan and Britannia. Unfortunately, he signed up for the wrong side.

-->'''Lelouch:''' Yes, but what is surprising is that even with Suzaku on their team, the Britannians somehow won, which brings me to today. Long story short, there's some reminants of the underground Japanese army.
-->(Cut)

-->'''Lelouch:''' There's still some Britannian soldiers occuping the country.
-->(Cut to ThoseTwoGuys)

-->'''Lelouch:''' Eh, Details.

-->'''Lelouch:''' Yup, no gaping plotholes ''at all.''

-->'''Rival:''' I'm a tiger!

-->'''Lelouch:''' [[NoFourthWall Oh, please; this series was dead]] [[SelfDeprecation ''long'' before he got here.]]

-->'''Lelouch (breathing hard from laughing):''' Yeah, heh, yeah. ''(Calmer now)'' Nunnally, Nunnally, Nunnally. When a woman and a table love each other ''very'' much.

-->'''Lelouch:''' Oh yeah? Well look what I fou-NO!

-->'''Mao''': What do you mean you pooped yourself to death?! *Throw Tamagatchi toy to ground*

-->'''Random Guy'''(in a humorous squeeky voice) : Ha! Sucks for you bitch, my house is really dirty... and I have gonorrhea!

-->'''Lelouch:''' ''(knocks her over and straddles her)'' ILOVEYOU!

* The maddeningly deranged Pursuit of Happiness is nothing but this. It's a crossover between Nullmetal Alchemist, Code Ment, Danganronpa Abridged, None Piece and Soul Whatever, which creates just as much stupidity as you might think. Seriously, it makes the previous crossover sound perfectly sane.

-->'''Luffy:''' So, you mean to tell me, that we're on the goddamn ''moon'' because YOU'RE. UPSET. WITH YOUR ''SOCIAL LIFE''!?

-->'''Suzaku''': Uh, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

-->'''Suzaku''': It means there's only soup.

-->'''Lelouch''': Alright, well hurry up then come over here.