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-->'''Random Guy'''(in a humorous squeaky voice) :nSucks for you bitch, my house is really dirty... and I have gonorrhea!

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-->'''Random Guy'''(in Guy''' (in a humorous squeaky voice) :nSucks voice): Ha! Sucks for you bitch, my house is really dirty... and I have gonorrhea!
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** The opening disclaimer is read at gunpoint by Todoh, albeit with Todoh saying "band-shaped clarity" instead of "fan-based parody". Todoh gets a frying pan to the head for his mistake.
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** Early in the episode, Brisgby Jones tells a jet pilot to look under his seat, to which the pilow finds a six-pack of beer. Later in the episode, Lelouch and his crew are told to look under the seats of their mechs, but all they find is bees. Lots and lots of bees. Cue Lelouch trying to kill Suzaku while bees swarm around his mech.

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** Early in the episode, Brisgby Jones tells a jet pilot to look under his seat, to which the pilow pilot finds a six-pack of beer.beer (after which his jet can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]], [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy firing a missile at the side of a nearby building mid-nosedive]]). Later in the episode, Lelouch and his crew are told to look under the seats of their mechs, but all they find is bees. Lots and lots of bees. Cue Lelouch trying to kill Suzaku while bees swarm around his mech.

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[[folder:Episodes 9 - 16]]

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[[folder:Episodes 9 - 16]]17]]


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* Episode 17:
** Early in the episode, Brisgby Jones tells a jet pilot to look under his seat, to which the pilow finds a six-pack of beer. Later in the episode, Lelouch and his crew are told to look under the seats of their mechs, but all they find is bees. Lots and lots of bees. Cue Lelouch trying to kill Suzaku while bees swarm around his mech.
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--->'''Jeremiah:''' Well, well, well. Diethard Ried. ''(swivels his chair 90 degrees forward)'' We meet again. Wow! That was awesome! Did you see that? Lemme do that again.\\

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--->'''Jeremiah:''' Well, well, well. Diethard Ried.Reid. ''(swivels his chair 90 degrees forward)'' We meet again. Wow! That was awesome! Did you see that? Lemme do that again.\\



-->'''C.C.''': If you give me a ride, then I'll either clean your whole house or have sex with you
-->'''Random Guy'''(in a humorous squeaky voice) : Ha! Sucks for you bitch, my house is really dirty... and I have gonorrhea!

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-->'''C.C.''': If you give me a ride, your bike, then I'll either clean your whole house or have sex with you
you or clean your house.
-->'''Random Guy'''(in a humorous squeaky voice) : Ha! Sucks :nSucks for you bitch, my house is really dirty... and I have gonorrhea!
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** And the aftermath of Shirley successfully blackmailing Lelouch into going with her, leading to a very... [[{{Squick}} Squicky]] expression of joy on her part. We see Shirley leaning against a wall congratulating herself and stating she feels [[IncrediblyLamePun relieved]]. And then she proceeds to urinate for at least twenty seconds (even ''she'' seems surprised at how long it goes), creating a tidal wave of urine.

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** And the aftermath of Shirley successfully blackmailing Lelouch into going with her, leading to a very... [[{{Squick}} Squicky]] expression of joy on her part. We see Shirley leaning against a wall congratulating herself and stating she feels [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} relieved]]. And then she proceeds to urinate for at least twenty seconds (even ''she'' seems surprised at how long it goes), creating a tidal wave of urine.
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** ALL of Lelouch and Suzaku's conversations are hilarious in this episode. (The Soup Skit has its own folder)

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** ALL of Lelouch and Suzaku's conversations are hilarious in this episode. (The Soup Skit has its own folder)folder.)
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** ALL of Lelouch and Suzaku's conversations are hilarious in this episode. (The Soup Skit has its own folder]]

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** ALL of Lelouch and Suzaku's conversations are hilarious in this episode. (The Soup Skit has its own folder]]folder)
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trope about IU colorism now


-->'''Lelouch''': Two things right back 'at cha! One, you're not allowed to say that, [[ButNotTooBlack you're so Caucasian your hair is white!]] And TWO, if you're so innocent then why the hell didja tie her up down there?!

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-->'''Lelouch''': Two things right back 'at cha! One, you're not allowed to say that, [[ButNotTooBlack you're so Caucasian your hair is white!]] white! And TWO, if you're so innocent then why the hell didja tie her up down there?!
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-->(Suzaku moves to the next aisle)

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-->(Suzaku moves ''[[StylisticSuck "moves"]]'' to the next aisle)



-->'''Suzaku''': (moves to the next aisle) There's still soup!
-->'''Lelouch''': Where are you right now?!

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-->'''Suzaku''': (moves to (In the next aisle) There's still soup!
-->'''Lelouch''': Where ''Where are you right now?!now?!''



-->'''Lelouch''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!
-->'''Suzaku''': I MEAN I'M ''AT SOUP''!

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-->'''Lelouch''': WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!
''"AT SOUP"?!''
-->'''Suzaku''': I MEAN I'M ''AT SOUP''!SOUP!''



-->'''Lelouch''': '''WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE ''[[WrongRestaurant SOUP STORE]]?!'''''
-->'''Suzaku''': '''''FUCK YOU!!'''''

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-->'''Lelouch''': '''WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE ''[[WrongRestaurant BUYING''' '''''CLOTHES''''' '''AT THE''' '''''[[WrongRestaurant SOUP STORE]]?!'''''
-->'''Suzaku''': '''''FUCK YOU!!''''''''''[[AtomicFBomb FUCK]]''''' '''''[[NonAnswer YOU!!]]'''''
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Has Two Mommies is now a disambig. Dewicking


** Kallen's [[HasTwoMommies mothers]]:

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** Kallen's [[HasTwoMommies mothers]]:mothers:
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Correction on Villetta Nu's name


-->'''Viletta:''' It would seem that I'm tripping too!

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-->'''Viletta:''' -->'''Villetta:''' It would seem that I'm tripping too!



-->'''Viletta:''' Oh, Jeremiah, thank you for taking me out.

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-->'''Viletta:''' -->'''Villetta:''' Oh, Jeremiah, thank you for taking me out.



-->'''Viletta:''' Oh no, you haven't been taking that ''Refrain'' again, have you? It's rumored that that's how the Dark Knights are getting their funding.

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-->'''Viletta:''' -->'''Villetta:''' Oh no, you haven't been taking that ''Refrain'' again, have you? It's rumored that that's how the Dark Knights are getting their funding.



-->'''Viletta:''' Oh dear....

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-->'''Viletta:''' -->'''Villetta:''' Oh dear....



-->'''Viletta (thinking):''' ''I hate this goddamn job.''

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-->'''Viletta -->'''Villetta (thinking):''' ''I hate this goddamn job.''



-->''(Camera pans downwards to reveal the words "Viletta was here" written in blood.)''

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-->''(Camera pans downwards to reveal the words "Viletta "Villetta was here" written in blood.)''



** Ohgi and Viletta:

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** Ohgi and Viletta:Villetta:



-->'''Viletta (naked):''' I don't remember being naked!

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-->'''Viletta (naked):''' -->'''Villetta''' I don't remember being naked!



-->'''Viletta:''' Oh my God it's so cold in here my nipples could cut through diamonds!

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-->'''Viletta:''' -->'''Villetta:''' Oh my God it's so cold in here my nipples could cut through diamonds!
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** And there is this exchange between Milly and Kallen.
-->'''Milly:''' I just need you to get your mom or your dad to sign this waiver so you can continue to go to school. While we were gone, someone blew up the science wing. We believe it was Rivalz.\\
'''Kallen:''' Um, what?\\
'''Milly:''' We need your mom or your dad to sign this.\\
'''Kallen:''' Oh, there's that word again!\\
'''Milly:''' Maybe I'll just ask your mom or your dad directly.\\
'''Kallen:''' My mom or my ''what''?\\
'''Milly:''' ''(confused)'' What?\\
'''Kallen:''' You keep saying my mom and something else.\\
'''Milly:''' You mean "dad"? Oh my goodness! I didn't even realize. Those two women down there, they're both your parents!\\
'''Kallen:''' [[SarcasmMode No, they just stay in my house and eat my food]]. Of COURSE they're my parents!\\
'''Milly:''' I'm sorry. I shouldn't have assumed. Kallen, if you don't mind me asking, do you know who your dad is?\\
'''Kallen:''' Uh...I can make up words too!\\
'''Milly:''' Kallen-\\
'''Kallen:''' [[WordSaladHumor Revidia]]!\\
'''Milly:''' Kallen, where do babies come from?\\
'''Kallen:''' [[TheTalk When a woman and another woman love each other very much, they-]]\\
'''Milly:''' ''([[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject dismissively]])'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Ok. Never mind. It all makes sense.]]
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** Jeremiah [[ChairReveal having fun with his chair]] when Diethard walks in, much to Kewell's annoyance.
--->'''Jeremiah:''' Well, well, well. Diethard Ried. ''(swivels his chair 90 degrees forward)'' We meet again. Wow! That was awesome! Did you see that? Lemme do that again.\\
'''[[OnlySaneMan Kewell:]]''' ''(thinking)'' I'm [[SurroundedByIdiots surrounded by idiots]].\\
'''Jeremiah:''' ''(With the chair once again 90 degrees on his right)'' Well, well, well. Mr. Ried. ''(turns his chair again)'' We meet again.\\
'''Kewell:''' ''(thinking)'' [[MoneyDearBoy Honestly, if it wasn't for the money, I would've quit]] ''[[MoneyDearBoy years]]'' [[MoneyDearBoy ago.]]\\
'''Jeremiah:''' Aw, that was awesome! Lemme do it again.\\
'''Kewell:''' ''(thinking and with his eyes closed, trying to keep his cool)'' [[HappyPlace Beach house on the waterfront. Beach house on the waterfront. Beach house on the waterfront.]]\\
'''Jeremiah:''' ''([[RuleOfThree with the chair facing 90 degrees for the third time]])'' You know what's really amazing about this? ''(swivels his chair forward again)'' This isn't even a swivel chair. Yeah, it was dead-bolted to the floor when I got in here. Makes you wonder how I'm doing this.\\
'''Kewell:''' ''(thinking)'' By causing $30,000 worth of damage.


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** Suzaku's last meal.
--->'''Suzaku:''' ''(thinking)'' Taco Bell for a last meal. What was I ''thinking''?

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--->'''Lelouch:''' Well, well, well. We meet again... ''David Spade.''\\

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--->'''Lelouch:''' Well, well, well. We meet again... ''David Spade.''Creator/DavidSpade.''\\



'''Lelouch:''' ...[[OhCrap Oh my God]], [Suzaku] was ''[[DumbassHasAPoint right]].'' Everyone '''does''' [[BrickJoke look alike in these helmets]].

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'''Lelouch:''' ...[[OhCrap Oh my God]], God, [Suzaku] was ''[[DumbassHasAPoint right]].'' Everyone '''does''' [[BrickJoke look alike in these helmets]].



-->'''Kallen:''' Oh god, I'm tripping balls!

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-->'''Kallen:''' Oh god, God, I'm tripping balls!



-->'''One:''' Ha ha, 'sup [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]? Check out my crew! We are the Dark Knights for justice... because, as children, we were nursed on the milk of justice, and, as we grew up, we acquired a taste for justice. Now, as we get older, we once again desire the taste of justice... but we cannot find the milk, so we go to Starbucks, and we get a coffee, but it's not the same thing! IT SUCKS! WHY DID I ORDER THIS?! IT'S TERRIBLE! And, now, you all understand what our mission is. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis And! What! We! Must! Do!]]

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-->'''One:''' Ha ha, 'sup [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitches]]? Check out my crew! We are the Dark Knights for justice... because, Justice. Because as children, children we were nursed on the milk of justice, and, Justice, and as we grew up, we acquired a taste for justice. Now, Justice. Now as we get older, older we once again desire the taste of justice... but Justice. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} But we cannot find the milk, so milk! So we go to Starbucks, and Starbucks! And we get a coffee, but coffee! But it's not the same thing! IT SUCKS! WHY DID I ORDER THIS?! THIS!? IT'S TERRIBLE! And, now, TERRIBLE!]] And now you all understand what our mission is. is, and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis And! What! We! Must! Do!]]what. We. Must. Do]].



* Episode 10: Lelouch's conversation with his cousin.

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* Episode 10: 10:
** C.C. catching Lelouch watching [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044 the slowed version of Gimme Pizza]].
-->'''C.C.:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Lelouch:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability NOTHING!!]] ''(immediately closes the video)''\\
'''Lelouch's PC:''' Goodbye.
** [[BrickJoke Later on]], Jeremiah catches Diethard watching said video.
-->'''Jeremiah:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting FOUND YOU!!!]]'''
-->'''Diethard:''' Oh, nothing!
**
Lelouch's conversation with his cousin.



-->'''Lelouch:''' Oh my god!

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-->'''Lelouch:''' Oh my god!God!



-->'''Kid:''' Oh, for the love of god: YOU OWN A LINUX!

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-->'''Kid:''' Oh, for the love of god: God: YOU OWN A LINUX!



* Lelouch shooting himself.

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* ** Jeremiah's LameComeback:
-->'''Diethard:''' Ah, it's you two idiots. Whaddya want?
-->'''Jeremiah:''' [[NoYou YOU'RE the idiot.]] ''(thinking to himself)'' [[BlatantLies I am so good at comebacks]].
**
Lelouch shooting himself.



--> '''C.C. (with a gaping splinter wound in her chest):''' Please god, let that have just been a terrible nightmare.

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--> '''C.C. (with a gaping splinter wound in her chest):''' Please god, God, let that have just been a terrible nightmare.



--> '''Lelouch:''' Kallen, KALLEN; let's get one thing straight: ...I WAS GIVIN' HER THE SEX!

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--> '''Lelouch:''' Kallen, KALLEN; let's get one thing straight: ...straight:...I WAS GIVIN' HER THE SEX!



-->'''Ohgi:''' Oh my god, what is that smell?!

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-->'''Ohgi:''' Oh my god, God, what is that smell?!



-->'''Lelouch''':[[DidNotThinkThisThrough ...]]Yes.[[note]] It's actually Shirley's.[[/note]]

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-->'''Lelouch''':[[DidNotThinkThisThrough ...]]Yes.[[note]] ]][[SureLetsGoWithThat Yes.]][[note]] It's actually Shirley's.[[/note]]



-->'''C.C:''' Oh god, I'm gonna die.

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-->'''C.C:''' Oh god, God, I'm gonna die.



-->'''Viletta:''' Oh my god it's so cold in here my nipples could cut through diamonds!

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-->'''Viletta:''' Oh my god God it's so cold in here my nipples could cut through diamonds!



-->'''Lelouch:''' ''(mockingly)'' Oh my god you guys, British people are real, they're walking around everywhere! ''(normal voice)'' They're like the Wolfman! They're not real!

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-->'''Lelouch:''' ''(mockingly)'' Oh my god God you guys, British people are real, they're walking around everywhere! ''(normal voice)'' They're like the Wolfman! They're not real!

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