History Funny / CinematicExcrement

--->'''Smeghead:''' And... that's it. ''[beat]'' [[HellYesMoment That's it!]] It's over! I'm done! I SURVIVED THE TWILIGHT SAGA! Oh, thank you! Oh, oh what a joyous day this is! [[TemptingFate I'm finally done and I never have to deal with the works of]] Creator/StephenieMeyer [[TemptingFate ever agaaaa-]] ''[[[ThisIsGonnaSuck noticeably deflates as]] [[HereWeGoAgain the poster for]]'' Literature/TheHost ''[[HereWeGoAgain pops up onscreen]]]'' ...aaain. [-Fuck.-]

** Sean extends the RunningGag of people mispronouncing Larry Gigli's name to call him, in order, "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]," "[[Creator/StudioGhibli Ghibli]]," "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Giggity]]," "Squeegee," "Wheelie," "[[Creator/WillSmith Jiggy with It]]," "[[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Jinkies]]," "[[VideoGame/MortalKombat Quan Chi]]", "[[Music/InsaneClownPosse Juggalo]]," "[[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Jambi]]," "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]]," "Jellybean," "Guanxi," "Gigli-Gigli-Cocoa Puff," "Jibbyjab," "[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood McFeely]]," and "Gigli-Jingleheimer-Schmidt."

* In the ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' review, Sean extends the RunningGag of people mispronouncing Larry Gigli's name to call him, in order, "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]," "[[Creator/StudioGhibli Ghibli]]," "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Giggity]]," "Squeegee," "Wheelie," "[[Creator/WillSmith Jiggy with It]]," "[[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Jinkies]]," "[[VideoGame/MortalKombat Quan Chi]]", "[[Music/InsaneClownPosse Juggalo]]," "[[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Jambi]]," "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]]," "Jellybean," "Guanxi," "Gigli-Gigli-Cocoa Puff," "Jibbyjab," "[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood McFeely]]," and "Gigli-Jingleheimer-Schmidt."

** When Smeghead recognises Cloris Leachman, [[Film/YoungFrankenstein a horse whinnying]] immediately follows. So begins the "[[MoneyDearBoy Celebrites who need a paycheck]]: (number here)" RunningGag.

--->'''Smeghead''': Wouldn't you love to do business with ''Sacks'' Industries? You ''know'' [[IncrediblyLamePun they will always give you great sacks]]! (''Boos can be heard'') Aw come on, you were all thinking it!

* In the ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' review, Sean extends the RunningGag of people mispronouncing Larry Gigli's name to call him, in order, "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]," "[[Creator/StudioGhibli Ghibli]]," "Giggity," "Squeegee," "Wheelie," "Jiggity," "[[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Jinkies]]," "[[VideoGame/MortalKombat Quan Chi]]", "[[Music/InsaneClownPosse Juggalo]]," "[[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Jambi]]," "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]]," "Jellybean," "Guanxi," "Gigli-Gigli-Cocoa Puff," "Jibbyjab," "[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood McFeely]]," and "Gigli-Jingleheimer-Schmidt."

* The RunningGag from the introduction to the ''Film/{{Krull}}'' review:

** It's immediately followed by a monologue inspired by ''Freddy'' co-writer/director/star Creator/TomGreen's TV special about his experience with cancer:

* In the ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' review, Sean extends the RunningGag of people mispronouncing Larry Gigli's name to call him, in order, "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]," "[[Creator/StudioGhibli Ghibli]]," "Giggity," "Squeegee," "Wheelie," "Jiggity," "[[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Jinkies]]," "[[VideoGame/MortalKombat Quan Chi]]", "[[Music/InsaneClownPosse Juggalo]]," "[[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Jambi]]," "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]]," "Jellybean," "Guanxi," "Gigli-Gigli-Cocoa Pop," "Jibbyjab," "[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood McFeely]]," and "Gigli-Jingleheimer-Schmidt."

* In the ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' review, Sean extends the RunningGag of people mispronouncing Larry Gigli's name to call him, in order, "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]," "[[Creator/StudioGhibli Ghibli]]," "Giggity," "Squeegee," "Wheelie," "Jibbity," "[[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Jinkies]]," "[[VideoGame/MortalKombat Quan Chi]]", "Juggalo," "[[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Jambi]]," "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]]," "Jellybean," "Guanxi," "Gigli-Gigli-Cocoa Pop," "Jibbyjab," "[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood McFeely]]," and "Gigli-Jingleheimer-Schmidt."

** Smeghead notes that director Chris Sivertson revealed that there is a three-and-a-half-hour DirectorsCut of the film which fills in some of the plotholes, prompting the caption "[=#ReleaseTheSivertsonCut=]" to slowly rise into frame... until Smeghead draws a ''gun'' on the caption mid-sentence:
--->'''Smeghead:''' Don't ''think'' I don't see you down there! ''[caption retreats out of frame]'' That's right, go back down. Go back down! And you stay down there and think about what you've done! ''[to camera]'' We're not doin' that shit again![[note]] A poke at the [=#ReleaseTheSnyderCut=] campaign that led to the 2021 release of ''Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague''; Smeghead was not entirely convinced the Snyder cut was an improvement over ''Film/JusticeLeague2017''.[[/note]]

** When J. Edgar spins rapidly in circles for no apparent reason and loses control of the balloons, Smeghead cues a clip from the ''Film/BuckyLarsonBornToBeAStar'' review of himself saying "What the fuck am I watching!?", which he then echoes. He follows this with the ''Series/ChappellesShow'' clip of Music/RickJames saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!" And when Dotty begins spinning in circles later in the film, Smeghead cues the Rick James clip again.

* From the second part of review of ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace'', he stares at disbelief at the camera at hearing the phrase "[[ArtisticLicenseAstronomy atmospheric conditions in outer space]]." At first [[StupidestThingIveEverHeard he simply repeats the sentence multiple times, unable to comprehend the stupidity of that phrase]]. Then, [[HeroicBSOD he falls apart into incoherent babbling]], [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan ultimately grabbing a copy of the book]] ''Literature/TheDisasterArtist'', finally thwacking himself in the face repeatedly with it while repeating several lines from movies and TV:

* In the ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' review, Sean extends the RunningGag of people mispronouncing Larry Gigli's name to call him, in order, "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]," "[[Creator/StudioGhibli Ghibli]]," "Giggity," "Squeegee," "Wheelie," "Jibbity," "[[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Jinkies]]," "Juggalo," "[[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse Jambi]]," "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]]," "Jellybean," "Guanxi," "Gigli-Gigli-Cocoa Pop," "Jibbyjab," "[[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood McFeely]]," and "Gigli-Jingleheimer-Schmidt."

** Whenever someone (J. Edgar and later Grandma Dotty) spins rapidly in circles, Smeghead cues the ''Series/ChappellesShow'' clip of Music/RickJames saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"

** Smeghead is so dumbfounded by the idea of an in-name-only DTV sequel to a film that came out eighteen years earlier and didn't exactly set the box office on fire that he spends the first thirty seconds of the review pacing back and forth looking deep in thought before finally saying, "Okay, LetMeGetThisStraight".

-->'''Smeghead (as Kara)''': Oh my God! What shampoo does this man use? His hair is amazing!
** His reaction to the clip of Alternate Universe Spock yelling "Khan!" when he was listing the things that Lee Cronin was responsible for in Star Trek.

** When one of the five balloons gets stuck on the tail of Music/ToniBraxton's private jet, she wails that she can't take off until it's removed, and Toofie says he can't climb that high. All the while, Smeghead shouts, "Ladder! Ladder!" Eventually, he gets so frustrated he walks off camera and returns with a metal stepladder.

--> "Whoa, dude! ''[changes position]'' [[HypocriticalHumour Pick a camera]] ''[changes position]'' [[HypocriticalHumour angle and]] ''[changes position]'' [[HypocriticalHumour stick with it!]]"

--> Fortunately, they got off... [[ThatCameOutWrong let me rephrase that...]]

---> "And... that's it. [beat] [[HellYesMoment That's it!]] It's over! I'm done! I SURVIVED THE TWILIGHT SAGA! Oh, thank you! Oh, oh what a joyous day this is! [[TemptingFate I'm finally done and I never have to deal with the works of]] Creator/StephenieMeyer [[TemptingFate ever agaaaa-]] ''([[ThisIsGonnaSuck noticeably deflates as]] [[HereWeGoAgain the poster for]]'' Literature/TheHost ''[[HereWeGoAgain pops up onscreen]])'' ...aaain. [-Fuck.-]

** At the end of the video, the narrator returns...

--> "''[wide-eyed and pointing at the camera]'' Oh my god, that was awesome!"

--->''(in faux-whiny voice)'' Spider-Man stole my girlfriend, waaaaaaaaah! ''(normal voice)'' Shut up, ya pansy!

-->Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go beat my wife, club a baby seal and burn down an orphanage. God, I love being evil!

* In his ''WesternAnimation/NormOfTheNorth'' review, when he's discussing Greene's plan to [[IdiotPlot build condos in the Arctic]]:
-->He even has investors! What ''idiot'' [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough would invest in something like]] ''this''?\\

--->The early Democratic Party was filled with all sorts of cocks! Here a cock, there a cock, everywhere a cock cock, E-I-E-I-O!

--->But you know who ''is'' guilty of criminal wrongdoing? (''beckons to a picture of D'Souza with a big grin on his face'') ''This'' guy!

** At one point, Smeghead says "you're probably wondering how his onboard computer could possibly know he's travelled into the future" before [[NonAnswer staring silently into the camera for a full 10 seconds.]]
** "Or should that be [[Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter Helena]] ''[[Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter Bonobo]]'' [[Creator/HelenaBonhamCarter Carter]]?" ''[{{Beat}}]'' "[[LamePunReaction I'm not sorry.]]"

--> THWACK! "[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Pie Jesu Dominae...]]"

--->"OH DEAR GOD!"

--->"You thought you were getting a spy movie! Instead, you're getting ''Series/TheCosbyShow''! Except it's a version of ''The Cosby Show'' that's completely devoid of humor."

'''Col. Masters:''' Dont "come on" me, Dad, I don't wanna hear it.\\

'''Col. Masters:''' Dont "come on" me, Dad, I don't wanna hear it.\\

** The "obvious source of fictional name" joke from the ''Mortal Instruments: City of Bones'' review returns when Col. Masters is shot down near the fictional Arab nation of [[NoCommunitiesWereHarmed Bilya]].[[note]] In 1973, Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi claimed the Gulf of Sidra as territorial waters, a claim the US military disputed by conducting freedom of navigation exercises over the area. This led to several confrontations between the Libyan and US Air Forces between 1973 and 1989; an August 1981 confrontation in which Su-22 Fitters and F-14 Tomcats fired on each other, resulting in the Libyan fighters being shot down (both pilots ejected, but one of the F-14 pilots said he only saw one parachute open), was the basis for sequences in both ''Iron Eagle'' and ''Film/TopGun''.[[/note]] Smeghead even recites the same speech verbatim.

* Smeghead goes on a bit of a discussion about [[CrossesTheLineTwice offensive comedies]] when talking about Creator/AndrewDiceClay and uses ''Film/BlazingSaddles'' as a prime example. As expected, he starts off with "If you haven't seen ''Blazing Saddles''"...[[DopeSlap then promptly slaps the viewer]] and angrily asks what's the matter with those who haven't seen the film.

--->The movie we're looking at today was made during the time when we didn't like Creator/BenAffleck, and for good reason.\\\

* At the end of his "Second Look" at ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'' (since he already reviewed that film in the past), he notes that next video, "I'll journey into the world of one Creator/TomGreen.", referencing that the next Worst Picture Razzie winner is ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''. He then puts on a ThisIsGonnaSuck face and ''squeaks'' a little ''[-"Heeelp…"-]'' [[note]]Ironically, in the ''Freddy Got Fingered'' review itself, Sean notes that he's actually a fan of Green and ''Series/TheTomGreenShow''. Not that it made ''Freddy Got Fingered'' any less painful to watch, though.[[/note]]

* In the ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' review, Sean extends the RunningGag of people mispronouncing Larry Gigli's name to call him, in order, "Luigi," "Ghibli," "Giggity," "Squeegee," "Wheelie," "Jibbity," "Jinkies," "Juggalo," "Jamby," "Jigglypuff," "Jellybean," "Guanxi," "Gigli-Gigli-Cocoa Pop," "Jibbyjab," "[=McFeely=]," and "Gigli-Jingleheimer-Schmidt."

-->This video may contain images of [[Creator/JennyMcCarthy a prominent]] [[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories anti-vaxxer]].\\