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--->'''Smeghead''': Naturally, in the real world, if ''you'' were her boss, you'd fire her ass on the spot! But of course in the movie, her boss... [[RealityEnsues fires... her... on the spot]]. I'll be damned! Something happened in this movie that actually made sense!

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--->'''Smeghead''': Naturally, in the real world, if ''you'' were her boss, you'd fire her ass on the spot! But of course in the movie, her boss... [[RealityEnsues [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome fires... her... on the spot]]. I'll be damned! Something happened in this movie that actually made sense!
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* At the end of his "Second Look" at ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'' (since he already reviewed that film in the past), he notes that next video, "I'll journey into the world of one Creator/TomGreen.", referencing that the next Worst Picture Razzie winner is ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''. He then puts on a ThisIsGonnaSuck face and ''squeaks'' a little ''[-"Heeelp…"-]'' [[note]]Ironically, in the ''Freddy Got Fingered'' review itself, Sean notes that he's actually a fan of Green and ''Series/TheTomGreenShow''. Not that it made ''Freddy Got Fingered'' any less painful to watch, though.[[/note]]
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** The opening card on his ''Surviving Christmas'' review, which he also uses on his ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' review:

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* From the ''Film/HerculesInNewYork'' review: "Ahnold strong! You, weak!"

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* From the ''Film/HerculesInNewYork'' review: "Ahnold "[[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Ahnold]] strong! You, weak!"


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* The disclaimer at the beginning of ''Film/DirtyLove'':
-->This video may contain images of [[Creator/JennyMcCarthy a prominent]] [[UsefulNotes/ConspiracyTheories anti-vaxxer]].\\
Viewer discretion is advised.\\
So are vaccines.

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* From the ''Film/NeverBackDown'' review, the RunningGag of Smeghead arguing with the caption as he tries to remain optimistic about the film:
-->''[the credit for production company Summit Entertainment appears on screen]''\\

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* From the ''Film/NeverBackDown'' review, the review:
** The
RunningGag of Smeghead arguing with the caption as he tries to remain optimistic about the film:
-->''[the --->''[the credit for production company Summit Entertainment appears on screen]''\\



** When Ryan tells Jake about having seen a Website/YouTube video of him beating the living daylights out of an opposing football team at his old school, Jake replies, "You know what they say about the Internet." "Why ''yes I do!''" Smeghead says with a grin. He proceeds to mime along to the chorus of "TheInternetIsForPorn" from ''Theatre/AvenueQ'' (which also plays over the closing credits).



* Upon discovering that the big battle sequence of ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part 2]]'' [[spoiler: was just a vision]], he picks up a pillow, and proceeds to scream into it for over 35 minutes, according to the title cards.
--> '''Title card''': For the love of... just go to part 3/an ad break.

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* Upon discovering that the big battle sequence of ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn Part 2]]'' 2]]'':
** Upon discovering that the big battle sequence
[[spoiler: was just a vision]], he picks up a pillow, and proceeds to scream into it for over 35 minutes, according to the title cards.
--> ---> '''Title card''': For the love of... just go to part 3/an ad break.



-->'''Smeghead''': No, no, no, no, no! Fuck you! You play the right clip or I swear to God I will end you!

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-->'''Smeghead''': --->'''Smeghead''': No, no, no, no, no! Fuck you! You play the right clip or I swear to God I will end you!



* While talking about his childhood memories of watching ''{{WesternAnimation/Jem}}'' while reviewing the [[Film/JemAndTheHolograms2015 film adaptation]], Smeghead suddenly appears wearing [[{{Hipster}} lensless glasses, a trilby, and a plaid shirt]]:
-->'''Smeghead''': We were watching little girls' cartoons ''before'' it was cool. Suck it, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]]. (''drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon'')

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* ''Film/JemAndTheHolograms2015'':
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While talking about his childhood memories of watching ''{{WesternAnimation/Jem}}'' while reviewing the [[Film/JemAndTheHolograms2015 film adaptation]], ''{{WesternAnimation/Jem}}'', Smeghead suddenly appears wearing [[{{Hipster}} lensless glasses, a trilby, and a plaid shirt]]:
-->'''Smeghead''': --->'''Smeghead''': We were watching little girls' cartoons ''before'' it was cool. Suck it, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]]. (''drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon'')
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* While talking about his childhood memories of watching ''{{WesternAnimation/Jem}}'' while reviewing the [[Film/JemAndTheHolograms film adaptation]], Smeghead suddenly appears wearing [[{{Hipster}} lensless glasses, a trilby, and a plaid shirt]]:

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* While talking about his childhood memories of watching ''{{WesternAnimation/Jem}}'' while reviewing the [[Film/JemAndTheHolograms [[Film/JemAndTheHolograms2015 film adaptation]], Smeghead suddenly appears wearing [[{{Hipster}} lensless glasses, a trilby, and a plaid shirt]]:

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-->'''Smeghead''': We were watching little girls' cartoons before it was cool. Suck it, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]]. (''drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon'')

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-->'''Smeghead''': We were watching little girls' cartoons before ''before'' it was cool. Suck it, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]]. (''drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon'')



(''cue a photo of Donald Trump for [[FreezeFrameBonus a split second]]'')

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** His snarking at one of Dinesh D'Souza's rhetorical questions:

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** His [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder snarking at one of Dinesh D'Souza's rhetorical questions:questions]]:



** Initially at a loss to describe Creator/LaurenceOlivier's infamous {{Trope Namer|s}} performance for MoneyDearBoy, he eventually realizes it bears an unnerving resemblance to ''Creator/TommyWiseau''.

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** Initially at a loss to describe Creator/LaurenceOlivier's infamous {{Trope Namer|s}} performance for MoneyDearBoy, he eventually realizes it bears an unnerving resemblance to ''Creator/TommyWiseau''.''Creator/TommyWiseau'' in, yes, ''Film/TheRoom''.




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** The opening card on his ''Surviving Christmas'' review, which he also uses on his ''Film/{{Gigli}}'' review:
--->The movie we're looking at today was made during the time when we didn't like Creator/BenAffleck, and for good reason.\\\
Viewer discretion is advised.



'''Smeghead''': --uh, what the--Hey, wait a minute! I wasn't done! Did that ''sound'' like I was done! I'm trying to teach my young male viewers about the importance of feeling their balls; I'm doing a public service announcement here. ''Why are you rolling the credits?'' I'm trying to give them some good medical advice. Is it because I keep saying BALLS? Does the word BALLS bother you? ''Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls''--see, it's not hurting anyone! But you know what ''will'' hurt you? Testicular cancer, you don't want that, so make sure you feel your balls. Self-examination: it's important.\\

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'''Smeghead''': --uh, what the--Hey, wait a minute! I wasn't done! Did that ''sound'' like I was done! done?! I'm trying to teach my young male viewers about the importance of feeling their balls; I'm doing a public service announcement here. ''Why are you rolling the credits?'' I'm trying to give them some good medical advice. Is it because I keep saying BALLS? Does the word BALLS bother you? ''Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls''--see, it's not hurting anyone! But you know what ''will'' hurt you? Testicular cancer, you don't want that, so make sure you feel your balls. Self-examination: it's important.\\
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* During the ''Film/NeverBackDown2'' review, a RunningGag develops in which Smeghead has to refer to the episode's script when he needs to identify each of the film's four main characters. He explains that they are all so unmemorable he can't be bothered to remember their names, so he eventually gives up and calls them Boxer, Wrestler, [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E20SpaceMutiny Big McLargeHuge]], and [[ObviouslyEvil Red Flag]]. For similar reasons, the SatelliteLoveInterest at the centre of the LoveTriangle between "Boxer" and "Wrestler" is known throughout the review as Skittles. Why Skittles? To quote the man himself...
-->'''Smeghead:''' No reason.

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* ''Film/SuckerPunch'':
** The opening of the video parodies the opening narration from the film:
--->'''Narrator:''' ''[as Smeghead threads his microphone under his shirt and clips it to his collar]'' Everyone has an angel. ''[Smeghead looks to his left, wondering where the voice is coming from]'' A guardian who watches over us. ''[Smeghead looks at the camera, then shrugs and goes back to adjusting his mic]'' We can't know what form they'll take. One day an old man, the next day a little girl.\\
'''Smeghead:''' ''[clears his throat]'' [[IsThisThingOn Check, check, one, two.]] ''[nods in satisfaction, then picks up the episode's script and starts leafing through it]''\\
'''Narrator:''' But don't let appearances fool you. They can be as fierce as any dragon. ''[Smeghead looks to his left again, then gives the camera a frustrated look]'' Yet they're not here to fight any battles, but to whisper from our hearts, ''[Smeghead hurls down the script]'' reminding us-\\
'''Smeghead:''' Do you '''mind!?'''\\
'''Narrator:''' ... I'm sorry?\\
'''Smeghead:''' I am ''preparing'' to do a movie review here and you are ''not'' helping, you are ''very'' distracting!\\
'''Narrator:''' I'm just doing the opening narration from the film.\\
'''Smeghead:''' I'm about to narrate my ''hand'' upside your ''head'' if you don't shut the fuck up!\\
'''Narrator:''' Geez, I'm just doing my job!\\
'''Smeghead:''' Well, go do it somewhere else!\\
'''Narrator:''' ''[sighs]'' Fine. ''[sound of door closing]''\\
'''Smeghead:''' ''[to himself]'' Hard to find good help these days...
** At the end of the video, the narrator returns...
--->'''Smeghead:''' Well, I guess that about wraps it up. Next time-\\
'''Narrator:''' Who honours those we love, for the very life we live? ''[Smeghead turns to his left with a DeathGlare]'' Who sends monsters to kill us, ''[Smeghead mouths "What the ''fuck!?''"]'' and at the same time sings that we'll never die? ''[Smeghead {{Facepalm}}s]'' Who teaches us what's real, and how to laugh at lies? ''[Smeghead looks at the camera and mouths "Excuse me..." before leaving stage right]'' Who decides how we live, and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us, and who holds the- ''[PUNCH] [THUD]''\\
'''Smeghead:''' ''[returning, shaking his hand and flexing his fingers to restore feeling to them]'' Well... that takes care of that!



** The "[[MoneyDearBoy Celebrites who need a paycheck]]: (number here)" RunningGag.
** The "flashback" where the host decides to watch the movie, only to be seen suffering from a seizure during the flapjacks song.
** Whenever he played a clip from ''Series/ChappellesShow'' of Music/RickJames saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!" because it played whenever someone (Grandma Dotty, J. Edgar) span in circles fast.
** When he recognises Cloris Leachman, [[Film/YoungFrankenstein a horse whinnying]] immediately follows.
** When he called Toofie's pants falling down [[BlatantLies "comedy"]].
** "Ladder! Ladder!"
** His liking to Creator/ChristopherLloyd's cameo where he shouts out gibberish for no apparent reason. He found it so funny, it became his ringtone.

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** The Smeghead prefaces the video with a warning that the film can cause seizures in certain people... not because of bright flashing lights that can trigger epilepsy, but because it's so stupid the viewer's brain may shut down in self-preservation. In a "flashback", we see Smeghead studying the DVD cover and declaring "[[TemptingFate It's just a crappy kids' movie, how bad can it be?]]" Ten minutes later (according to a caption), his brain has shut down and he is left foaming at the mouth while his eyes have gone completely unfocused.
** Whenever someone (J. Edgar and later Grandma Dotty) spins rapidly in circles, Smeghead cues the ''Series/ChappellesShow'' clip of Music/RickJames saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"
** When Smeghead recognises Cloris Leachman, [[Film/YoungFrankenstein a horse whinnying]] immediately follows. So begins the
"[[MoneyDearBoy Celebrites who need a paycheck]]: (number here)" RunningGag.
** The "flashback" where His reaction to the host decides to watch first appearance of the movie, only to be seen suffering from a seizure during the flapjacks song.
** Whenever he played a clip from ''Series/ChappellesShow''
"RunningGag" of Music/RickJames saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!" because it played whenever someone (Grandma Dotty, J. Edgar) span in circles fast.
** When he recognises Cloris Leachman, [[Film/YoungFrankenstein a horse whinnying]] immediately follows.
** When he called
Toofie's pants falling down down:
--->'''Smeghead:''' ''[with ''very'' forced levity]''
[[BlatantLies "comedy"]].
Comedy!]]
** When one of the five balloons gets stuck on the tail of Music/ToniBraxton's private jet, she wails that she can't take off until it's removed, and Toofie says he can't climb that high. All the while, Smeghead shouts, "Ladder! Ladder!"
Ladder!" Eventually, he gets so frustrated he walks off camera and returns with a metal stepladder.
** His liking to He finds Creator/ChristopherLloyd's cameo where he shouts out gibberish for no apparent reason. He found it reason so funny, it became becomes his ringtone.ringtone. And remains as such for several ''years'' afterward.

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* From the ''Film/NeverBackDown'' review, the RunningGag of Smeghead arguing with the caption as he tries to remain optimistic about the film:
-->''[the credit for production company Summit Entertainment appears on screen]''\\
'''Smeghead:''' Wait... Summit Entertainment? ''[the poster for ''Film/{{Twilight}}'' appears]'' Aw, ''hell'', it's the same guys who did ''Twilight''! ''[cut to Smeghead, who raises his palms]'' Wait, wait, wait... ''[puts his fingers to his temples]'' Let's... try to keep an open mind here... ''[shrugs]'' Everybody makes mistakes... ''some'' bigger than others... but... that doesn't mean ''every'' movie they put out is crap. Maybe ''Twilight'' was just a fluke. A momentary... lapse in judgement on their part. ''[thinks, smiles]'' Yeah. Okay, I feel better now.\\
'''Caption:''' '''I[-T WON-]'[-T LAST-].'''\\
'''Smeghead:''' ''[glares and points up at the caption]'' Hey, hey. I'm tryin' to be optimistic here, don't blow it!\\
[...]\\
''[as nominal protagonist Jake goes on a rampage of DisproportionateRetribution during a high school football game]''\\
'''Smeghead:''' Anger management issues and violent outbursts. And ''this'' is supposed to be our hero? Oh, ''God''. ''[cut to Smeghead]'' Well, hang on... open mind... it's still early. Character hasn't ''totally'' been fleshed out yet. ''[smiles]'' Maybe we just haven't seen the big picture.\\
'''Caption:''' '''Y[-OU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT-].'''\\
'''Smeghead:''' ''[glares and points up at the caption again]'' Shut it!...\\
[...]\\
''[later, after a fight between Jake and nominal antagonist Ryan at a party during which the crowd cheers on the latter]''\\
'''Smeghead:''' [[LetMeGetThisStraight So... let's recap what just happened here.]] This guy Ryan had his girlfriend befriend the new guy at school and invite him to a party, ''purely'' so he could... humiliate him, insult his dead father, and... beat him into a coma. And ''he's'' the guy that everybody is cheering for!? BULL - SHIT! There is ''no'' way that a guy like that would be popular with ''anyone!'' He'd be the creepy psychotic ''asshole'' that everybody would avoid! I mean, this goes beyond "hazing the new guy", this is fucking ''criminal!'' And insulting his dead father? N... no, I'm sorry, I'm not buying it. High school kids can be pretty stupid - I know, I used to be one - but even ''they'' know there's a certain line you don't cross! What, was the writer in high school a social outcast, so he rationalises it by explaining that everybody who made fun of him in high school wasn't stuck up or stupid, but, in fact, they were... ''[puts a pinky to the side of his mouth]'' [[Film/AustinPowers e-vil?]] ''[scowls]'' That's it. Open mind - shut! Optimism - gone! ''Fuck'' this movie!\\
'''Caption:''' '''T[-OLD YA SO-].'''\\
'''Smeghead:''' ''[glares and [[FlippingTheBird flips off]] the caption]'' And fuck you too!



--> "Whoa, dude! [[HypocriticalHumour *changes position* Pick a camera *changes position* angle and *changes position* stick with it!]]"

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--> "Whoa, dude! ''[changes position]'' [[HypocriticalHumour *changes position* Pick a camera *changes position* camera]] ''[changes position]'' [[HypocriticalHumour angle and *changes position* and]] ''[changes position]'' [[HypocriticalHumour stick with it!]]"
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'''Smeghead:''' ''You have GOT to be shittin' me!'' They made ''another'' one!? ''[over the title screen and footage from ''Age of Extinction'']'' God ''damn'' it, Creator/MichaelBay, ''why'' do you keep doing this?! Why can't you just ''let it die!?'' Why must you keep runing the Transformers ''again'' and ''again'' and ''again?!''\\

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'''Smeghead:''' ''You have GOT to be shittin' me!'' They made ''another'' one!? ''[over the title screen and footage from ''Age of Extinction'']'' God ''damn'' it, Creator/MichaelBay, ''why'' do you keep doing this?! Why can't you just ''let it die!?'' Why must you keep runing ruining the Transformers ''again'' and ''again'' and ''again?!''\\

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* From his "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS3E1SpocksBrain}} Spock's Brain]]" review:

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* ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction'': The intro from the reviews for the original trilogy is cut off halfway through for a YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction from Smeghead. He demands an explanation, and gets one very quickly: MoneyDearBoy.
-->''[over footage from the first three films, we hear Lion's rendition of the theme song from ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie'']''\\
'''Lion vocalists:''' ''[singing]'' Trans-formers!... Trans-formers!... More than meets the eye-\\
''[RecordNeedleScratch; cut to an outraged Smeghead]''\\
'''Smeghead:''' ''You have GOT to be shittin' me!'' They made ''another'' one!? ''[over the title screen and footage from ''Age of Extinction'']'' God ''damn'' it, Creator/MichaelBay, ''why'' do you keep doing this?! Why can't you just ''let it die!?'' Why must you keep runing the Transformers ''again'' and ''again'' and ''again?!''\\
''[the Box Office Mojo figures for the first three films appear - domestic grosses of, in order, $319 million, $402 million, and $352 million - each accompanied by a cash register's "CH-CHING!"]''\\
'''Smeghead:''' ''Damn you, economi-i-ics!''... Okay, I guess I can't blame him ''entirely''. I mean, these movies basically are a licence to print money. Anyone else in his situation would probably do the same thing. ''[over a brief shot of Creator/PeterJackson]'' AHEM!



** After discussing the outrage around Micheal Bay being involved, Smeghead clarifies he was only a producer and the actual director was Jonathan Liebesman, though people were still concerned.

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** After discussing the outrage around Micheal Michael Bay being involved, Smeghead clarifies he was only a producer and the actual director was Jonathan Liebesman, though people were still concerned.
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--->'''Smeghead''': You know, you're a news reporter, this is potentially a big story, you want to make sure you document everything, I get that! But maybe, ''juuuust'' maybe, mind you, there's someone else you should call? Someone that might have a big interest in this massive bulglary going on? Someone like-- Oh, jeez, I don't know, let me think, Uh-- [[SuddenlyShouting THE POLICE]]?! (''shot of the "Music/ThePolice"'') Oh, ha ha ha-- fuck off.

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--->'''Smeghead''': You know, you're a news reporter, this is potentially a big story, you want to make sure you document everything, I get that! But maybe, ''juuuust'' maybe, mind you, there's someone else you should call? Someone that might have a big interest in this massive bulglary burglary going on? Someone like-- Oh, jeez, gee, I don't know, let me think, Uh-- um-- [[SuddenlyShouting THE POLICE]]?! (''shot of the "Music/ThePolice"'') Oh, ha ha ha-- fuck off.
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** The review proper opens with a poke at the opening text crawl, and a couple of... creative suggestions for why the Psychlos are obsessed with gold.
--->'''Smeghead:''' And ''why'' did they conquer the planet, you might well ask? Because they wanted our gold. Which means the Psychlos must be led by none other than...\\
'''Music/ShirleyBassey:''' ''[singing]'' Film/{{Goldfinger}}! ''[shot of Goldfinger drinking a mint julep while telling Bond about his "atomic device"; the music cuts off as we cut back to Smeghead]''\\
'''Smeghead:''' ''[pointing to a still of Yukon Cornelius from ''WesternAnimation/RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer'']'' Or maybe it was this guy, who knows.

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-->'''Dinesh D'Souza:''' What was my ''real'' crime?\\

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-->'''Dinesh --->'''Dinesh D'Souza:''' What was my ''real'' crime?\\



-->'''Dinesh D'Souza:''' I think I might be the stupidest criminal in the history of American jurisprudence.\\

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-->'''Dinesh --->'''Dinesh D'Souza:''' I think I might be the stupidest criminal in the history of American jurisprudence.\\



-->The early Democratic Party was filled with all sorts of cocks! Here a cock, there a cock, everywhere a cock cock, E-I-E-I-O!

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-->The --->The early Democratic Party was filled with all sorts of cocks! Here a cock, there a cock, everywhere a cock cock, E-I-E-I-O!



-->But you know who ''is'' guilty of criminal wrongdoing? (''beckons to a picture of D'Souza with a big grin on his face'') ''This'' guy!

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-->But --->But you know who ''is'' guilty of criminal wrongdoing? (''beckons to a picture of D'Souza with a big grin on his face'') ''This'' guy!


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* For the ''Film/UnderTheCherryMoon'' review, Smeghead describes Music/{{Prince}}'s direction as "mind-boggling" and particularly criticises a sequence in which Mary (Creator/KristinScottThomas) and Chris (Prince) have a phone conversation. He decides to re-enact the scene with himself playing both roles to avoid being flagged by Website/YouTube's content ID bots, providing much more humour than the original. Smeghead-as-Chris' phone still has the "Creator/ChristopherLloyd in ''The Oogieloves''" ringtone, Smeghead-as-Mary starts twirling the hair of the wig he is wearing only to get his fingers tangled in it, and he finally breaks the fourth wall of his re-enactment to explain that he's not exaggerating the absurdly long pauses in the dialogue.

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* After the opening warning about "several gratuitous depictions of sausage" in ''Film/FreddyGotFingered'', Sean notes that 2001 feels like ... well, with "[[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic the apocalypse out there]]" not slowing down, time is losing all meaning and all past years are seemingly blending together.

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* After the opening The ''Film/FreddyGotFingered'' episode:
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warning about of "several gratuitous depictions of sausage" in ''Film/FreddyGotFingered'', sausage."
**
Sean notes that 2001 2001, the year the film came out and won the UsefulNotes/GoldenRaspberryAward for Worst Picture, feels like ... well, with "[[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic the apocalypse out there]]" not slowing down, time is losing all meaning and all past years are seemingly blending together.together.
** Just before the end he notes that, since ''Film/SweptAway'' won Worst Picture in 2002, "I can no longer avoid the cinematic career of Music/{{Madonna}}. [[FlatJoy Yay.]]"
** It's immediately followed by a monologue inspired by ''Freddy'' co-writer/director/star Creator/TomGreen's TV special about his experience with cancer:
--->'''Smeghead''': ...remember, kids: feel your balls so you don't get cancer. (''{{Beat}}'') I'm serious. Really get in there and rub your balls and squeeze them and feel them and make sure they feel like two little grapes. You don't want to feel any lumps on your balls, and if you ''do'' feel lumps on your balls, talk to your doctor right away, because early detection is impo--\\
(''fade to the end title card and roll credits'')\\
'''Smeghead''': --uh, what the--Hey, wait a minute! I wasn't done! Did that ''sound'' like I was done! I'm trying to teach my young male viewers about the importance of feeling their balls; I'm doing a public service announcement here. ''Why are you rolling the credits?'' I'm trying to give them some good medical advice. Is it because I keep saying BALLS? Does the word BALLS bother you? ''Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls''--see, it's not hurting anyone! But you know what ''will'' hurt you? Testicular cancer, you don't want that, so make sure you feel your balls. Self-examination: it's important.\\
(''credits end and music fades away'')\\
'''Smeghead''': Oh, really? You're gonna fade me out now? Stupid [[CurseCutShort mother—]]

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* The ''[[Film/AnAlanSmitheeFilmBurnHollywoodBurn Burn Hollywood Burn]]'' episode has, once it's revealed the [[ShowWithinAShow fictional movie]] stars Creator/SylvesterStallone, Creator/WhoopiGoldberg and Creator/JackieChan:
-->'''Smeghead''': The cynic in me wonders if they were the biggest stars they could get. The realist in me is thinking the same.

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* The ''[[Film/AnAlanSmitheeFilmBurnHollywoodBurn Burn Hollywood Burn]]'' episode has, once ''Film/AnAlanSmitheeFilmBurnHollywoodBurn'':
** When
it's revealed the [[ShowWithinAShow fictional movie]] stars Creator/SylvesterStallone, Creator/WhoopiGoldberg and Creator/JackieChan:
-->'''Smeghead''': --->'''Smeghead''': The cynic in me wonders if they were the biggest stars they could get. The realist in me is thinking the same.
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-->'''Peter:''' Thank you, but I'm fine, I don't need your help.\\

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-->'''Peter:''' --->'''Peter:''' Thank you, but I'm fine, I don't need your help.\\



-->'''Jesus''': ... [[FlatWhat What]]?\\

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-->'''Jesus''': ...--->'''Jesus''': ... [[FlatWhat What]]?\\



-->''(in faux-whiny voice)'' Spider-Man stole my girlfriend, waaaaaaaaah! ''(normal voice)'' Shut up, ya pansy!

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-->''(in --->''(in faux-whiny voice)'' Spider-Man stole my girlfriend, waaaaaaaaah! ''(normal voice)'' Shut up, ya pansy!
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* The ''Burn Hollywood Burn'' episode has, once it's revealed the fictional movie stars Sylvester Stallone, Whoopi Goldberg and Jackie Chan.
-->'''Smeghead''': The cynical in me wonders if they were the biggest stars they could get. The realist in me is thinking the same.
** Sean asking the audience to just Google who Michael Ovitz is, before actually saying who he is ("I need to pad out time!"). But when mentioning the OJ Simpson trial, he says they really need to Google it 'otherwise we'll be here for 3 hours'.


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* The ''Burn ''[[Film/AnAlanSmitheeFilmBurnHollywoodBurn Burn Hollywood Burn'' Burn]]'' episode has, once it's revealed the [[ShowWithinAShow fictional movie movie]] stars Sylvester Stallone, Whoopi Goldberg Creator/SylvesterStallone, Creator/WhoopiGoldberg and Jackie Chan.
Creator/JackieChan:
-->'''Smeghead''': The cynical cynic in me wonders if they were the biggest stars they could get. The realist in me is thinking the same.
same.
** Sean asking the audience to just Google who Michael Ovitz is, before actually saying who he is ("I need to pad out time!"). But when mentioning the OJ O.J. Simpson trial, he says they really need to Google it 'otherwise it, "otherwise we'll be here for 3 hours'.

three hours; stupid algorithm".



* After the opening warning about "gratuitous depiction for sausage", Sean notes that 2001 feels like... well, with "[[Usefulnotes/COVID19Pandemic the apocalypse out there]]" not slowing down, time is losing all meaning and all past years are seemingly blending together.

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* After the opening warning about "gratuitous depiction for sausage", "several gratuitous depictions of sausage" in ''Film/FreddyGotFingered'', Sean notes that 2001 feels like... like ... well, with "[[Usefulnotes/COVID19Pandemic "[[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic the apocalypse out there]]" not slowing down, time is losing all meaning and all past years are seemingly blending together.
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* The ''Burn Hollywood Burn'' episode has, once it's revealed the fictional movie stars Sylvester Stallone, Whoopi Goldberg and Jackie Chan.
-->'''Smeghead''': The cynical in me wonders if they were the biggest stars they could get. The realist in me is thinking the same.
** Sean asking the audience to just Google who Michael Ovitz is, before actually saying who he is ("I need to pad out time!"). But when mentioning the OJ Simpson trial, he says they really need to Google it 'otherwise we'll be here for 3 hours'.


!2021
* After the opening warning about "gratuitous depiction for sausage", Sean notes that 2001 feels like... well, with "[[Usefulnotes/COVID19Pandemic the apocalypse out there]]" not slowing down, time is losing all meaning and all past years are seemingly blending together.
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** Smeghead explains that Terl is being kept on Earth indefinitely because of a dalliance with a Psychlo politician's daughter.
--->'''Smeghead:''' What does this have to do with the plot? If you said nothing, '''you win!''' ''[stock sound of crowd cheering]'' And that is also your prize. ''[stock sound of crowd booing; Smeghead grins and [[FlippingTheBird flips off the camera]] with both hands]''
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* In ''Film/ThePostman'' review, Smeghead comments on how he doesn’t get why Creator/KevinCostner was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar for ''Film/DancesWithWolves'' considering his very monotone narration in the film. He then proceeds to do part of the introduction doing a mocking impression of the narration.
-->'''Smeghead:''' ''(monotone)'' I better stop now because now I want to kick my ''own'' ass.

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* In ''Film/ThePostman'' review, Smeghead comments on how he doesn’t get why Creator/KevinCostner was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar for ''Film/DancesWithWolves'' considering his very monotone narration in the film. He then proceeds to do part of the his introduction to ''The Postman'' doing a mocking impression of the narration.
-->'''Smeghead:''' ''(monotone)'' I better think I'm going to stop now talking like this now, because now even I want to kick my ''own'' ass.
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* In ''Film/ThePostman'' review, Smeghead comments on how he doesn’t get why Kevin Costner was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar for ''Film/DancesWithWolves'' considering his very monotone narration in the film. He then proceeds to do part of the introduction doing a mocking impression of the narration.

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* In ''Film/ThePostman'' review, Smeghead comments on how he doesn’t get why Kevin Costner Creator/KevinCostner was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar for ''Film/DancesWithWolves'' considering his very monotone narration in the film. He then proceeds to do part of the introduction doing a mocking impression of the narration.
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* Smeghead's response to the constantly changing camera angles in one of the scenes from ''Film/{{Catwoman}}'':

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* Smeghead's response to the constantly changing camera angles in one of the scenes from ''Film/{{Catwoman}}'':''Film/Catwoman2004'':
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* In ''Film/ThePostman'' review, Smeghead comments on how he doesn’t get why Kevin Costner was nominated for a Best Actor Oscar for ''Film/DancesWithWolves'' considering his very monotone narration in the film. He then proceeds to do part of the introduction doing a mocking impression of the narration.
-->'''Smeghead:''' ''(monotone)'' I better stop now because now I want to kick my ''own'' ass.
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* ''Film/FantasticFour2005":

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* ''Film/FantasticFour2005":''Film/FantasticFour2005'':

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* Upon learning that Creator/ChrisEvans is partly at fault for how annoying [[Film/FantasticFour2005 Johnny Storm]] was thanks to his [[ThrowItIn improvised dialogue]], Smeghead tells a picture of Evans as Johnny that he's the worst. The picture then morphs into Evans as [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Captain America]] and [[EasilyForgiven he instantly forgives him]].
-->'''Smeghead''': Aw, I can't stay mad at ''you''!

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* ''Film/FantasticFour2005":
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Upon learning that Creator/ChrisEvans is partly at fault for how annoying [[Film/FantasticFour2005 Johnny Storm]] Storm was thanks to his [[ThrowItIn improvised dialogue]], Smeghead tells a picture of Evans as Johnny that he's the worst. The picture then morphs into Evans as [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Captain America]] and [[EasilyForgiven he instantly forgives him]].
-->'''Smeghead''': --->'''Smeghead''': Aw, I can't stay mad at ''you''!






-->The following video contains scenes of a [[Creator/BillCosby once respected comedian]]'s dignity imploding.\\\

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-->The --->The following video contains scenes of a [[Creator/BillCosby once respected comedian]]'s dignity imploding.\\\



-->"You thought you were getting a spy movie! Instead, you're getting ''Series/TheCosbyShow''! Except it's a version of ''The Cosby Show'' that's completely devoid of humor."

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-->"You --->"You thought you were getting a spy movie! Instead, you're getting ''Series/TheCosbyShow''! Except it's a version of ''The Cosby Show'' that's completely devoid of humor."
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* In the ''Film/{{Showgirls}}'' review, Smeghead gets grossed out when the main character licks a stripper pole.
-->'''Smeghead:''' Congratulations Nomi, you now know ''exactly'' what herpes tastes like!
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-->'''Smeghead''': We were watching little girls' cartoons before it was cool. Suck it, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]]. (''drinks Patch Blue Ribbon'')

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-->'''Smeghead''': We were watching little girls' cartoons before it was cool. Suck it, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic bronies]]. (''drinks Patch Pabst Blue Ribbon'')
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* The three-part tenth anniversary review of the 1990s ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' trilogy opens with a hilarious parade of {{Sound Defect}}s:

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* The three-part two-part tenth anniversary review of the 1990s ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' trilogy opens with a hilarious parade of {{Sound Defect}}s:



''[and again, accompanied by a synthesiser glissando]''\\

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''[and again, accompanied by a JumpScare synthesiser glissando]''\\



''[and again, accompanied by a dramatic MusicalSting]''\\

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''[and again, accompanied by a dramatic MusicalSting]''\\MusicalSting; Smeghead glares at the camera]''\\

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