History Funny / CinematicExcrement

--> '''Smeghead!Narrator''': Much like Luca Brasi in the--

--> '''Smeghead!Narrator''':

** The "flashback" where the host decides to watch the movie, only to moan in pain during the flapjacks song.

-->'''Smeghead''': No, no, no, no, no! Fuck you! You play the right clip or I swear to God I will end you!
* His reaction upon finding that ''Film/TheLegendOfHercules'' wasn't a Mockbuster made by the Asylum but an actual movie with an actual distributor.
** Also, his reaction upon finding out the budget of the movie after seeing a rather unconvincing background.

** His liking to Christopher Lloyd's cameo where he shouts out gibberish for no apparent reason than it became his ringtone.

-->'''Smeghead''': No, no, no, no, no! Fuck you! You play the right clip or I swear to God I will end you!

** His reaction to the clip of Spock yelling "Khan!" when he was listing the things that

-->''(in faux-whiny voice)'' Spider Man stole my girlfriend, waaaaaaaaah! ''(normal voice)'' Shut up, ya pansy!

* Upon discovering that the big battle sequence of ''Breaking Dawn Part 2'' [[spoiler: was just a vision]], he picks up a pillow, and proceeds to scream into it for over 35 minutes, according to the title cards.
--> '''Title card''': For the love of... just go to part 3/an ad break.
* Smeghead's response to the constantly changing camera angles in one of the scenes from Film/{{Catwoman}}:
--> "Whoa, dude! [[HypocriticalHumour *changes position* Pick a camera *changes position* angle and *changes position* stick with it!]]"

-->'''Jesus''': Yes, Edward Brock Jr. It is I, the Son of God, the Prince of Peace, the King of the Jews, etc etc. Now, back to my question: what?

-->'''Jesus''': I mean "what", as in "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

-->'''Jesus''': You mean the job you only got in the first place by committing fraud? [[SarcasmMode Cry me a river.]]

-->'''Jesus''': But nothing! Look, son, I know it sucks to see the girl you like go out with another guy- Join the fucking club, we have all been there! - but if she is ready to move to someone else after ''one'' cup of coffee, then she was never that into you! No amount of moaning and bitching is going to fix that, nor will killing Peter Parker! Beside, my dad put four billion vaginas on this planet; you can find another one. So quit whining, sack up, and sought your miserable life out!

** When Eddie Brock pray Jesus to kill Peter Parker at the Church, Smeghead starts imagining God's answer:

-->'''Jesus''': Yes, Eward Brock Jr. It is I, the Son of God, the Prince of Peace, the King of the Jews, etc etc. Now, back to my question: what?

** Whenever he played a clip from TheChapelleShow of a comedian saying "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!" because it played whenever someone (Grandma Dotty, J. Edgar) span in circles fast.

* Him making up his own subtitles for the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros'' animated film. He even admits that he just couldn't resist doing it.

--> "*wide-eyed and pointing at the camera* Oh my god, that was awesome!"

* His reaction to the scene in [[Film/{{Sharknado}}]] where one of the protagonists slices a shark in half with a chainsaw:

--> "Whoa, dude! [[HypocriticalHumour *changes position* Pick a camera *changes position* angle and *changes position* stick with it!]]"

--> '''Title card''': For the love of... just go to part 3/an ad break.

* Upon discovering that the big battle sequence of ''Breaking Dawn Part 2'' [[spoiler: was just a vision]], he picks up a pillow, and proceeds to scream into it for over 35 minutes.

* the all of "Riffed Excrement: Dangerous Games"

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