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** Shortly afterwards, Alan brings up [[RunningGag "front-butt",]] causing Jono to insist that it's [[RunningGagged not going to become a thing,]] leading to a comedic edit of the Film/MeanGirls reference (complete with a "#neverforget" over it) followed by a dedication to the joke via ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Oogway's death scene]] from WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda!'' This also has the hashtag "#[=RIPfrontass=]" over it.

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** Shortly afterwards, Alan brings up [[RunningGag "front-butt",]] causing Jono to insist that it's [[RunningGagged not going to become a thing,]] leading to a comedic edit of the Film/MeanGirls ''Film/MeanGirls'' reference (complete with a "#neverforget" over it) followed by a dedication to the joke via ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Oogway's death scene]] from WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda!'' WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1!'' This also has the hashtag "#[=RIPfrontass=]" over it.
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* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lK1wnHYFZk Relationship Therapist Ranks [=90s=] [=RomComs=]]]", Alan ''goes off'' on ''Film/NeverBeenKissed'', especially that fact that the film is titled "Never Been Kissed," the marketing insists it's about a girl who has "never been kissed," and yet Drew Barrymore's character has a line of dialogue saying "it's not like I've never been kissed." His rant is '''epic''', made even more so with ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' music underscoring it, and being spliced into scenes from ''Film/VForVendetta'' of people watching TV announcements in horror and trepidation.
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* In ''WesternAnimation/Tangled'' gaslighting episode there's [[a short demonstration]]:

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* In ''WesternAnimation/Tangled'' ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'' gaslighting episode there's [[a [[BlackComedy a short demonstration]]:

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* In ''WesternAnimation/Tangled'' gaslighting episode there's [[a short demonstration]]:
-->'''Jonathan:''' ''(charismatic cult leader voice)'' All other voices are untrustworthy... you maggot. But you're also beautiful and we treasure you.



* [[BlackComedy Gaslighting – a short demonstration]]:
-->'''Jonathan:'' ''(charismatic cult leader voice)'' All other voices are untrustworthy... you maggot. But you're also beautiful and we treasure you.
* The advertisements, in their all hammy glory. You can't click them over, so it stands to reason they have to by hilarious.

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* [[BlackComedy Gaslighting – a short demonstration]]:
-->'''Jonathan:'' ''(charismatic cult leader voice)'' All other voices are untrustworthy... you maggot. But you're also beautiful and we treasure you.
* The advertisements, in their all hammy glory. You can't click them over, so it stands to reason they have to by be hilarious.



* In ''Film/StarTrek2009'' they teleport into their chairs and Jonathan goes "pew pew". Also, they're in cosplay. And they sign off with "Live long and prosper".

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* In ''Film/StarTrek2009'' they teleport beam into their chairs and Jonathan goes "pew pew". Also, they're in cosplay. And they sign off with "Live long and prosper".

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And they're in cosplay again! Also, magic hat.

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** And they're in cosplay again! Also, magic hat. hat.
* In ''Film/StarTrek2009'' they teleport into their chairs and Jonathan goes "pew pew". Also, they're in cosplay. And they sign off with "Live long and prosper".
** And "[[DisneyAcidSequence Amanda Show]]" with the following footnote:
--> Editor's Note: I have no idea if this is funny bit or not but I'm running a fever and saw this in a spirit vision.
** Also the sound effects discussion.
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** The also compare the story to Alan's love life. A lot.
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* Them having loads of fun commenting on ''WesternAnimation/WallE'':
-->'''Alan''': WALL-E is a very curious young man. ({{Beat}})
The monologue segues into adoring Alan's hair:
-->'''Jonathan''': Just sit there and look pretty.
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* The second ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' episode is a bundle of laughs, especially Jonathan's [[MakesSenseInContext recommendation that you kill Nazis]].
-->'''Jonathan''': Kill two of those and call me in the morning.
And they're in cosplay again! Also, magic hat.
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--> ""Alan:"" And you had a lawnmower eating snake.\\
""Jonathan:"" *laughing* Wha- yes.\\
""Alan:"" *his face now morphed through editing* Nagini, eat the lawnmower!\\
""Jonathan:"" *still laughing* What... what is happening right now?\\
""Alan:"" I don't know, you're the one who brought up the lawnmower!"\\

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--> ""Alan:"" '''Alan:''' And you had a lawnmower eating snake.\\
""Jonathan:"" '''Jonathan:''' *laughing* Wha- yes.\\
""Alan:"" '''Alan:''' *his face now morphed through editing* Nagini, eat the lawnmower!\\
""Jonathan:"" '''Jonathan:''' *still laughing* What... what is happening right now?\\
""Alan:"" '''Alan:''' I don't know, you're the one who brought up the lawnmower!"\\
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--> ""Alan:"" And you had a lawnmower eating snake.
""Jonathan:"" *laughing* Wha- yes.
""Alan:"" *his face now morphed through editing* Nagini, eat the lawnmower!
""Jonathan:"" *still laughing* What... what is happening right now?
""Alan:"" I don't know, you're the one who brought up the lawnmower!"

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--> ""Alan:"" And you had a lawnmower eating snake.
snake.\\
""Jonathan:"" *laughing* Wha- yes.
yes.\\
""Alan:"" *his face now morphed through editing* Nagini, eat the lawnmower!
lawnmower!\\
""Jonathan:"" *still laughing* What... what is happening right now?
now?\\
""Alan:"" I don't know, you're the one who brought up the lawnmower!"lawnmower!"\\
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* In their video on Voldemort, Jonathan likens the way Voldemort kills Snape to getting rid of an old lawnmower, to which Alan says this:
--> ""Alan:"" And you had a lawnmower eating snake.
""Jonathan:"" *laughing* Wha- yes.
""Alan:"" *his face now morphed through editing* Nagini, eat the lawnmower!
""Jonathan:"" *still laughing* What... what is happening right now?
""Alan:"" I don't know, you're the one who brought up the lawnmower!"
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-->''Jonathan'': You attract more honeys if you fly.

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-->''Jonathan'': -->'''Jonathan''': You attract more honeys if you fly.

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* WesternAnimation/Elemental2023: It MakesSenseInContext. Honest.

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* WesternAnimation/Elemental2023: ''WesternAnimation/Elemental2023'': It MakesSenseInContext. Honest.


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* On that note:
-->'''Jonathan:''' Padme, you ''had'' a better option!
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* As shown in the page image above, Jonathan and Alan go dead silent out of frustration over Jacob constantly urging that he's better suited for Bella than Edward is.

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* As shown in the page image above, Jonathan and Alan go dead silent out of frustration over Jacob constantly urging that he's better suited for Bella than Edward is.
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* ''Anime/HowlsMovingCastle'' episode guest-stars Sophie. Cue her jokes about how she loves ''Creator/ChristianBale'' telling her she's beautiful.
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* Regarding Luke Skywalker acting OutOfCharacter in ''that'' {{flashback}} in ''Film/TheLastJedi'' (when they argue that he actually has not):
-->'''Alan:''' That's the lukiest Luke that ever luked!


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* Jonathan doing impressions of characters. Especially his "ghiblification" in ''Anime/KikisDeliveryService'' episode.
* Speaking of ''Anime/KikisDeliveryService'' episode, the guys misnaming Tombo as [[Literature/WheresWally Waldo]]. "She found Waldo!"
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* For the ''Film/LoveActually'' video, they aren't a big fan of the Mark and Juliet storyline, and for the memetic TalkingWithSigns scene, Jonathan adds in himself with the sign "RUN" behind him.

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* For the ''Film/LoveActually'' video, they aren't a big fan of the Mark and Juliet storyline, and for the memetic TalkingWithSigns scene, Jonathan adds in himself with the sign "RUN" behind him. When discussing the "footage" Mark shot at the wedding of Juliet, Alan decides he doesn't want to know why Mark keeps it, then Jonathan calls it a "[[{{Pun}} stalking stuffer]]," which just grosses Alan out more.
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* WesternAnimation/Elemental2023: It MakesSenseInContext. Honest.
-->''Jonathan'': You attract more honeys if you fly.
** Damn you, Pixar!
** Stuffing your fat little faces with popcorn.
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--> '''Alan:''' I am disturbed at how well Jono knows Lockhart's lines.

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--> '''Alan:''' -->'''Alan:''' I am disturbed at how well Jono knows Lockhart's lines.



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--> '''Jonathan:''' ''(cracking up)'' This suddenly feels like the worst Reddit thread that I ever visited.\\

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--> '''Jonathan:''' --->'''Jonathan:''' ''(cracking up)'' This suddenly feels like the worst Reddit thread that I ever visited.\\



--> '''Jonathan:''' The power of the story is; What is love?\\

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--> '''Jonathan:''' --->'''Jonathan:''' The power of the story is; What is love?\\



-->'''Alan''' (petting the dog): Hairy baby. Haaairy baby...

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-->'''Alan''' (petting -->'''Alan:''' ''(petting the dog): dog)'' Hairy baby. Haaairy baby...



--> '''Jonathan:''' She was probably taking a breakup nap on her mattress from Helix Sleep dot com!\\
''*rimshot*''\\

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--> '''Jonathan:''' -->'''Jonathan:''' She was probably taking a breakup nap on her mattress from Helix Sleep dot com!\\
''*rimshot*''\\''(rimshot)''\\



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--> '''Jonathan:''' You know what? Okay, that's it.\\

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--> '''Jonathan:''' -->'''Jonathan:''' You know what? Okay, that's it.\\



-->'''Edward''': I'm designed to kill.\\
'''Bella''': I don't care.\\
'''Alan & Jono''': WHY!?\\
'''Edward''': I've killed people before.\\
'''Jono''': RUN!\\
'''Bella''': It doesn't matter.\\
'''Jono''': WHY!?\\
'''Alan''': "I am a murderer." "Fine."\\
'''Bella''': I trust you.\\
'''Alan & Jono''': WHY!?

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-->'''Edward''': -->'''Edward:''' I'm designed to kill.\\
'''Bella''': '''Bella:''' I don't care.\\
'''Alan & Jono''': Jono:''' WHY!?\\
'''Edward''': '''Edward:''' I've killed people before.\\
'''Jono''': '''Jono:''' RUN!\\
'''Bella''': '''Bella:''' It doesn't matter.\\
'''Jono''': '''Jono:''' WHY!?\\
'''Alan''': '''Alan:''' "I am a murderer." "Fine."\\
'''Bella''': '''Bella:''' I trust you.\\
'''Alan & Jono''': Jono:''' WHY!?



--> '''Jonathan:''' ''(trying not to crack up)'' Did you really?\\

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--> '''Jonathan:''' -->'''Jonathan:''' ''(trying not to crack up)'' Did you really?\\



--> ''(Jonathan pulls out the cup-holders in his seat and covers his ears with it)''\\

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--> ''(Jonathan -->''(Jonathan pulls out the cup-holders in his seat and covers his ears with it)''\\



* Jonathan's EurekaMoment in "Relationship Expert reacts to RED FLAGS in TWILIGHT" - these movies are Creator/RobertPattinson's ''Batman'' auditions.
-->'''Jonathan''': He [Edward] courts Bella the way Batman terrifies criminals!

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* Jonathan's EurekaMoment in "Relationship Expert reacts to RED FLAGS in TWILIGHT" - -- these movies are Creator/RobertPattinson's ''Batman'' auditions.
-->'''Jonathan''': -->'''Jonathan:''' He [Edward] courts Bella the way Batman terrifies criminals!
criminals!



-->'''Alan''': He's Batman as a boyfriend.\\
'''Jonathan''': So Edward Pattison as [[Film/TheBatman2022 Batman]] is actually a very good idea.\\
'''Alan''': That's best casting ever.

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-->'''Alan''': --->'''Alan:''' He's Batman as a boyfriend.\\
'''Jonathan''': '''Jonathan:''' So Edward Pattison as [[Film/TheBatman2022 Batman]] is actually a very good idea.\\
'''Alan''': '''Alan:''' That's best casting ever.
ever.



-->'''Jonathan''': We haven't even touched Jacob yet. And neither has Bella.

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-->'''Jonathan''': --->'''Jonathan:''' We haven't even touched Jacob yet. And neither has Bella.



--> '''Alan!Bond''': Hello, [[OvertOperative I am an international superspy]].

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--> '''Alan!Bond''': -->'''Alan!Bond:''' Hello, [[OvertOperative I am an international superspy]].



* In the ''Film/TrainToBusan'' video, guest Sophie mentions that she loves how clever the characters are and that her "competency kink" was completely satisfied by this movie. Jonathan jokes that Freud was full of crap on how [[FreudWasRight everything ties back to sex]]....except for Sophie.
--> '''Sophie''': Mom, don't watch this!\\
'''Alan''': Don't worry, my mom won't watch it either.\\
'''Jonathan''': [[BlackComedyBurst And my mom's dead!]]

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* In the ''Film/TrainToBusan'' video, guest Sophie mentions that she loves how clever the characters are and that her "competency kink" was completely satisfied by this movie. Jonathan jokes that Freud was full of crap on how [[FreudWasRight everything ties back to sex]]....sex]]... except for Sophie.
--> '''Sophie''': -->'''Sophie:''' Mom, don't watch this!\\
'''Alan''':
this!\\
'''Alan:'''
Don't worry, my mom won't watch it either.\\
'''Jonathan''': '''Jonathan:''' [[BlackComedyBurst And my mom's dead!]]



--> '''Jonathan''': If the Baggins loses, we eats it whole!

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--> '''Jonathan''': -->'''Jonathan:''' If the Baggins loses, we eats it whole!



-->'''Alan''': And part of the reason I need therapy is that Jonathan has made me dress in cosplay.

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-->'''Alan''': -->'''Alan:''' And part of the reason I need therapy is that Jonathan has made me dress in cosplay.



-->'''Jonathan''': His pungency grows with time.\\

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-->'''Jonathan''': -->'''Jonathan:''' His pungency grows with time.\\



--> '''Alan''': I love being terrible. It's so easy!
* ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'' episode is a veritable rollercoaster. Humorous highlights include: ''My Little Brony'', "Website/YouTube - the final frontier!", Jonathan's grandpa Simpson impression, and "[[MakesSenseInContext did you just ''canonize us'']]?"
* [[BlackComedy Gaslighting - a short demonstration]]:
--> '''Jonathan''' (charismatic cult leader voice): All other voices are untrustworthy... you maggot. But you're also beautiful and we treasure you.

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--> '''Alan''': -->'''Alan:''' I love being terrible. It's so easy!
* ''Film/StarTrekFirstContact'' episode is a veritable rollercoaster. Humorous highlights include: ''My Little Brony'', "Website/YouTube - -- the final frontier!", Jonathan's grandpa Simpson impression, and "[[MakesSenseInContext did you just ''canonize us'']]?"
* [[BlackComedy Gaslighting - a short demonstration]]:
--> '''Jonathan''' (charismatic -->'''Jonathan:'' ''(charismatic cult leader voice): voice)'' All other voices are untrustworthy... you maggot. But you're also beautiful and we treasure you.



-->'''Alan''': Is it [=OK=] to lie to your partner if you're a mouse?\\
'''Jonathan''': I'll cross that bridge when I get there.

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-->'''Alan''': -->'''Alan:''' Is it [=OK=] to lie to your partner if you're a mouse?\\
'''Jonathan''': '''Jonathan:''' I'll cross that bridge when I get there.



--> '''Alan''': What, you got beaten with a stick?\\
'''Jonathan''': [[NoodleIncident Yeah. There was fencing.]]

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--> '''Alan''': ---> '''Alan:''' What, you got beaten with a stick?\\
'''Jonathan''': '''Jonathan:''' [[NoodleIncident Yeah. There was fencing.]]



-->'''Jonathan''': So why does that scene [Aragorn's coronation] tear you up?\\
'''Alan''': [[HypocriticalHumor Because I'm a nancy boy.]]\\
'''Jonathan''': (cracks up)

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-->'''Jonathan''': -->'''Jonathan:''' So why does that scene [Aragorn's coronation] tear you up?\\
'''Alan''': '''Alan:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Because I'm a nancy boy.]]\\
'''Jonathan''': (cracks up)'''Jonathan:''' ''(cracks up)''



-->'''Jonathan''': Well, tell me about the contestants, Alan.

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-->'''Jonathan''': -->'''Jonathan:''' Well, tell me about the contestants, Alan.



* ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines'': Alan reminiscing about his own relationship with his mom (similar to Katie and her dad in the movie) and giving us the "Mom Advice Review" (3,5 stars).
* In ''Film/ThePrincessDiaries'' Jonathan's "salty mood" results in funny sniping at each other. Also, Alan rants about the director's choices re:camera placement, especially using the cat's point-of-view.
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines'': Alan reminiscing about his own relationship with his mom (similar to Katie and her dad in the movie) and giving us the "Mom Advice Review" (3,5 (3.5 stars).
* In ''Film/ThePrincessDiaries'' Jonathan's "salty mood" results in funny sniping at each other. Also, Alan rants about the director's choices re:camera re: camera placement, especially using the cat's point-of-view.
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* ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines'': Alan reminiscing about his own relationship with his mom (similar to Katie and her dad in the movie) and giving us the "Motherly Advice Review" (3,5 stars).

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* ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines'': Alan reminiscing about his own relationship with his mom (similar to Katie and her dad in the movie) and giving us the "Motherly "Mom Advice Review" (3,5 stars).stars).
* In ''Film/ThePrincessDiaries'' Jonathan's "salty mood" results in funny sniping at each other. Also, Alan rants about the director's choices re:camera placement, especially using the cat's point-of-view.
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* ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' episode:
** The seagulls who shout "mine!" making some surprise appearances.
** Alan explaining AsYouKnow. With light effects.
** Alan making up "facts" about the movie, to which Jonathan's response is staring, while ChirpingCrickets chirp in the background. And Alan ''audibly'' blinks.
** "This whole channel is bull****."
** The payoff tree.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines'': Alan reminiscing about his own relationship with his mom (similar to Katie and her dad in the movie) and giving us the "Motherly Advice Review" (3,5 stars).

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}'' is Jonathan's kryptonite, i.e. makes him cry. They both cry a lot (and joke a lot) in this episode, and the "curse you, Pixar!" makes a comeback. Seval comebacks.

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* 2022 Christmas Episodes deserve a mention for Jonathan's ugly Christmas suit. So loud.
** And Alan as [[IntelligibleUnintelligible Swedish Chef]] in the ad during the Scrooge (from ''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol'') episode.
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* ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}'' is Jonathan's kryptonite, i.e. makes him cry. They both cry a lot (and joke a lot) in this episode, and the "curse you, Pixar!" makes a comeback. Seval comebacks.
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** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "The Notebook killed my grandparents!"]]
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* During their video on ''Film/TheNotebook'', Alan reveals that after working with geese on a project he's developed a deep-seated ''hatred'' of the birds. When the main couple row a boat through an enormous flock of geese Alan starts swearing profusely and comparing the scene to ''Film/TheBirds''.
-->'''Alan:''' Geese have stolen God's light!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA6rt50o8Tg Relationship Therapist Ranks Disney Romances 2]] This tone of voice...
-->'''Jonathan''': Well, tell me about the contestants, Alan.
** Also the "shirtless Shang covers a multitude of sins", followed by gushing about how muscly Tarzan is.
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** And Alan can only love things ferociously.
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* The ''Film/EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce'' review includes glimpses into Cinema Therapy's alternate universes, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight none of which are acknowledged by them]]. There's one where they're both animated, one where they're thumbs with faces drawn on them, one where they're paper-mâché puppets, and one where [[ItMakesSenseInContext they're both bagels]].

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