History Funny / CaddicarusMainSeason15

--> '''Blimp!Caddy''': Silence, wench, and take my next useless item! (''he makes a strange face before firing an UsefulNotes/NGage at Caddy from... [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything somewhere]]'')

* What does Caddy do after he buys an UsefulNotes/AtariJaguar? Why, set on fire and dance around it to the theme tune of ''Follyfoot'', of course!

* Towards the end of the video, Caddy needs to go to America for the [[RuleOfThree third time]] to see if he can find any more Crash merchandise. This time, however, he's gonna take his time and bring with him everything he, and by extension you, need for this. Including, your carry-on flightbag with a Crash Bandicoot pencil case to have all your chargers in, your Crash Bandicoot A4 document wallet for your passport[[note]]''I've always wanted Tawna to look after my travel insurance.''[[/note]], your Crash Bandicoot Switch case for your UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch for portable games, or your other Crash Bandicoot Switch case depending on your mood, your big luggage bag equipped with your Crash Bandicoot luggage tags for all your licensed Crash Bandicoot clothes. Bring your car keys equppied with your question mark box key-ring and drive to the airport after decorating your car with your ''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacing'' fuzzy organge dice. And of course, don't forget your Crash Bandicoot triple filtration face mask[[note]]Which Caddy wishes was a bootleg but promises it wasn't, since it was made by the same people that made some of the official mugs from earlier[[/note]], but only if you really need it, like if you need to contain your "British disease", with the effects of a beer belly, bad teeth, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and a desire to invade African countries.]]

* He describes the music in ''VideoGame/YumeNikki'' as good and does its job well, but is still very unfitting as it is more funky-like. He then plays one of the tracks while dancing to it in a room with a disco ball, and the song is actually [[SoundtrackDissonance exactly what you would expect from a game like this]].

* In the segment about ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaidII'':

-->'''Car!Caddy:''' (in agony) Kill me!

* Caddy had an idea to hold the [=P7K=] Light gun out in public, but with how realistic looking it is, it seems as if Caddy actually wants to kill them. Him just so happening to wear a balaclava doens't help either.
** The sight of Caddy in a balaclava.

-->*Other Caddy hurls a hairball onto the box.*

* Upon seeing the [=Wu-Tang=] Controller, Caddy's face contorts into a look of pure horror and he inhales as if preparing to perform TheScream, before letting out the [[BaitAndSwitch most brief, anti-climactic "ah" possible]]. [[https://youtu.be/UaJZgCkUWBE?t=3614 Behold]].
** And who gives him the controller? None other than world-famous singer-songwriter [[Music.NicoleScherzinger Nicole Shirtzipper]]![[note]]A cardboard cutout of Nicole Scherzinger's face stuck onto the zip of Caddy's jacket.[[/note]]

* It's the month of June[[labelnote:*]] even though this video was released in July because of technical issues...[[/labelnote]], Caddy's had his 28th birthday, the sun is out and the birds are singing!

--->(''the camera angles from the back of Lamb's head, making his face appear invisible as dramatic music plays'')

* Among the accesories he listed, there's a [=PlayStation=] 3... BOOK and a [=PS4=] controller shaped exactly like a VideoGame/DragonQuest Slime that stares at your junk [[JustForPun goopside-down]].

-->'''Caddy:''' Yo, pip pip cheerio, [[SophistocatedAsHell you skank-ass]] ''[[SophisticatedAsHell BITCH!]]''

-->'''Caddy''': [turns to the camera] We live in a society of criminals.

-->'''Daniel Druff''': [constantly running his hands through his hair and causing gratuitous amounts of dandruff to fall out] Oh yeah, Caddy, they don't stand a chance against you - you win every argument you ever start! I'd hate to be on the end of your debating skills. Especially when it comes to your opinions on socioeconomic-

* If you use the japanese rubber Crash Team Racing toy as an American rubber, you have a very strange knob. Much opposed to a Crash figurine on Caddy's shelf, which flat out repels women from him.

** "Golly, I wonder what kind of present he has for me in there? I mean it could be anything, it could be a-a plate, or a.. baguette! Man, I just can't wait, it's like christmas came early! [[DontExplainTheJoke But it isn't christmas, that's why it's early]]."

** When he decides to check out the Behind the Scenes, he finds a picture of a bunch of shirtless men, one of which is overweight and wearing a tank top that's clearly too little.

** Whenever Caddy types an action that the game [[YouCantGetYeFlask doesn't recognize]], text pops up saying: "I don't understand". This alone isn't funny, but the whiny and pathetic tone it's delivered in, is priceless.

-->'''Caddy!Creator/JKRowling''': No. It's J. K. [[IncrediblyLamePun Rolling]].

** When Caddy finally pauses the game because of the camera making him ill, the game states that it is "[[IncrediblyLamePun PAWSED]]". Caddy reacts by smiling and holding up an electronic sign that plays a triumphant note.

'''Caddy:''' Oh! What is this?! A ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Manhunt]]''?! ''(gets shot)''\\

* Partway through Caddy's review of ''VideoGame/{{Imscared}}'', he gets jump-scared so hard that he has a massive, exaggerated heart attack. His theme song pops up afterwards, only this time, the chorus sings "CARDIAC ARREEEEST!" instead of the channel's name.

** Soon after looking at said image, Caddy gets a phone call that the police are arriving to destroy his copy of the game. Cue the Big Thruster ship ominously pulling up outside his window while the ''Franchise/{{Godzilla}}'' theme plays.

-->'''Caddy:''' If there's something strange… in your neighborhood… who you gonna call? [[RunningGag The policemen]].

-->"[[{{Music/DemonDays}} Easy does it, easy does it, I'm too small and I can't reach that]]"

----> Even funnier is that it isn't any RWS employee, it's Vince Desi, ''the company's founder''.

-->'''Caddy''': Sorry I've been gone awhile everyone. The doctor told me that I couldn't...survive.
* Caddy's Halloween costume is Kyle America (Pronunced A-muh-ree-cah).
-->'''Kyle America''': I eat candy in my diaper and I drive a chevrolet.
** Bonus points for being pronounced as "Chev-ral-ee".

* Caddy sets a criteria that he can't tak about any '''modern''' horror games, such as ''VideoGame/PoppyPlaytime'', ''[[VideoGame/BaldisBasicsInEducationAndLearning Basic Bald Man]]'', ''[[VideoGame/LayersOfFear Layers of Cake]]'', and ''[[VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub Doki Dokimon Gotta Catch 'em all]]''.

* Partway through Caddy's review of ''VideoGame/{{Imscared}}'', he gets jump-scared so hard that he has a massive, exaggerated heart-attack. His theme song pops up afterwards, only this time, the chorus sings "CARDIAC ARREEEEST!" instead of the channel's name.

* Just like a lot of other people, he calls out [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3 Springtrap's]] jumpscare for not being very scary, claiming that it looks more like he's flirting with you. He finishes the review off with calling him "[[DepravedHomosexual Fruity Springtrap]]".

* During ''VideoGame/SCPContainmentBreach'', Caddy finds a kindred spirit in SCP-049 when the latter walks out of an elevator with his right hand raised as if reaching something.

* Caddy has found a kindred spirit in SCP-049 when the latter walks out of an elevator with his right hand raised as if reaching something.

* Caddy is working with a charity to finding out if [=MatPat=] of ''WebVideo/GameTheory'' responded to the ''VideoGame/HelloNeighbor'' Twitter account. And you could support the "[=MAttention=] [=PAttention=] Foundation" for £3000[[note]] or $3657.73 for American viewers[[/note]] per month.

* Caddy breaks his daily sponsorship egg, with blood coming out of it. Then Spons comes out of nowhere with his face covered in blood.

* Albeit crossing over with NightmareFuel (or even NightmareRetardant for that matter), the re-appearance of the mysteriously zany Long Dennis in the transitional skit that leads into Caddy's review of VideoGame/{{Slender}} is very much a comedic surprise for all, as Long Dennid jump-scares Caddy a la Slenderman.

* Caddy is working with a charity to finding out if [=MatPat=] of ''WebVideo/GameTheory'' responded to the ''VideoGame/HelloNeighbor'' Twitter account. And you could support the "[=MAttention=] [=PAttention=] Doundation" for £3000[[note]] or $3657.73 for American viewers[[/note]] per month.