History Funny / BrotherOnBoard

** Miss Goldenweek's rational mind being cracked by 'the irrational concept known as Bonnie Anne'.

--> Alvida: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!

-->'''Hotel-man''': We pride ourselves on serving a very exclusive clientele. Might I suggest the ''Love Hotel'' down the street?
-->'''Sabo & Koala''': WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!
-->'''Koala''': WE JUST MET!
-->'''Sabo''': I've got a girlfriend!
-->'''Bonnie''': '''KER-CHOW!'''

-->'''Sabo''': What a stubborn guy. Bonnie, can you ever imagine me working for a guy like that?
-->'''Bonnie''': '''KER-CHOW!'''
-->'''Sabo''': You can? Well... that makes one of us.

-->'''Sabo''': Now I know how Zoro and Sanji felt when Luffy kept pestering them to join us.

-->'''Usopp''': BACK OFF! I'VE GOT A FISH!

-->'''Sabo''': Okay! New threat! Kid, if you get so much as ''one crumb'' on that rifle... I'll come over there AND GIVE YOU THE WORST SPANKING OF YOUR LIFE!

** Usopp threatens Cabaji with Elephant Tuna.

** The owner of a fancy hotel that caters exclusively to royalty suggests that Sabo and Koala go to a love hotel instead. Sabo, Koala and Bonnie all object to this.

** Following the incident at the royalty hotel, Koala drags Sabo down an alley to avoid attention. She is annoyed when Sabo suggests that she might be a secret agent and a mugger.

-->'''Bonnie Anne''': '''KER-CHOW'''

** While watching Brogy and Dorry fight, Vivi decides that the best way to convince Sabo that she's not just a Princess is by fighting him. She hauls off and punches him in the face.

** While watching Brogy and Dorry fight, Vivi decides that the best way to convince Sabo that she's now just a Princess is by fighting him. She hauls off and punches him in the face.

** Nami's reaction when she discovers that [[spoiler:Nojiko not only slept with Sabo but included Bonnie Anne to make it a three way.]]

** Miss Goldenweek's rational mind being slowly and methodically warped by 'the irrational concept known as Bonnie Anne'.

--> '''Nami''': Oh great. Now I'm talking to myself. They finally did it. Those lunatics drove me crazy.

--> Ace (while smirking): I'm sure you could use all the help you can get.
--> Luffy: HEY!

--> Sabo: Do you really force your men to call yourself the most beautiful in all the seas?
--> Alvida: ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT!?
--> Sabo: Look lady, even if I wasn't in a very happy committed relationship with my rifle, I still wouldn't consider you the most beautiful in all the seas.

--> Luffy: HEY SABO! WHO WAS THAT FAT GUY?

--> Zoro: I'd have to be crazy to join those two lunatics.

--> Zoro (to Luffy): Am I really your first recruit besides the gun-nut?
--> Sabo: Hey, don't judge me and my relationship with my girlfriend! You're the one who can't commit himself to just one sword and has to use three, sword-swinger.
--> Zoro: Right... just me and you two lunatics.

--> Sabo: Never underestimate Luffy when he's hungry.

--> Buggy: King of the… ARE YOU JOKING?
--> Sabo: No, he isn't. But I did hear a good one the other day. How'd it go? Two pirates meet at a tavern and one of them says to the other, 'I know a sailor with a wooden leg named Smith' and the other pirate says, 'Really, what's the name of his other leg!?
--> Luffy: (laughs while Buggy and his crew [[FaceFault face-fault]])
--> Zoro: I don't get it.
--> Luffy: Shishishishi! Neither do I!
--> Zoro: Then why are you laughing?
--> Luffy: Shishishi! It's a joke! You're supposed to laugh at them!

** Starts off with Sabo, Luffy and Zoro deliberately get Buggy's name wrong repeatedly to piss him off. The names they call him are Boogie, Baggy, Bossy, Boggle, Badguy, Bozo, Bunchi, Bitchy and Buffoon. Needless to say, Buggy flat out loses his temper.

--> Sabo: This is not just a rifle. Her name's Bonnie Anne and she's an Advanced Wheel-Lock Rifle with an added scope and custom revolving action. She's my partner and my girlfriend and if she wanted to take your head off... she would have.
--> Nami: As you can see... he's nuts.
--> Usopp: Wow! Can I hold her?
--> Sabo: That's a bold thing to ask someone you just met.
--> Usopp: Oh right. My apologies.
--> Nami: Good grief there's two of them.

--> Sabo: Look Nami, you're cute 'n' all but in my eyes, Bonnie will always be the prettiest girl in the room.
--> Luffy (noticing Nami going red with rage): Hey Nami, are you okay?
--> Nami: Fine Luffy... I'm just gradually being driven INSANE by three BONE-HEADED NUMBSKULLS!

--> Nami: LUFFY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
--> Luffy: Usopp said the pirates were north. So I ran in the direction that felt coldest.
--> Nami: IDIOT! THAT'S NO WAY TO TELL DIRECTION!
--> Zoro (arrives after being left behind by Nami): NAMI! THERE YOU ARE! What the hell were you thinking leaving me in that muck?
--> Nami: I... It was either one of us get stuck or both of us.
--> Zoro: THEN YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED STUCK!
--> Nami: What are you even doing here?
--> Zoro: Usopp said the pirates were north. So I ran in the direction that felt coldest.
--> Luffy (proudly motions to Zoro): See?
--> Nami: HOW DO YOU IDIOTS EVEN FUNCTION!?

--> Sabo: Okay... I'm new to this whole restaurant-business but for future reference... am I supposed to beat up the spoiled obnoxious customers that pay for their food or the dirty pirates that don't?

--> Sanji: It may be the single weirdest relationship that I've ever seen... but there's no denying he loves that rifle.

--> Zeff: I haven't felt rage like that since the Grand Line.

--> Usopp: Who was that guy?
--> Sabo: Beats me. He's probably a swordsman from the Grand Line. I'm not really concerned with that sort of stuff so it makes no difference to me.

--> Nami: Oh great. Now I'm talking to myself. They finally did it. Those lunatics drove me crazy.

** Nami discovers that she accidentally kidnapped Bonnie Anne.

** Bonnie Anne shoots Luffy by herself when Luffy suggests making [[NoSenseofDirection Zoro]] their navigator. While they have yet to meet Zoro, anyone who has read One Piece knows that putting Zoro in charge of directions is a sure way to get killed.

** Buggy separates his upper body from his legs and Luffy kicks him between the balls, like in the original. Only this time, Buggy lets out a shriek that's so high-pitched that no one but Chou-Chou can hear it.

** The author invokes the [[FunnierInHindsight Funnier in Hindsight]] trope when he mentions at the end of the chapter that the whole scene they were talking to Kuro, he was adjusting his glasses every time he was fighting the urge to kill. Rereading that scene knowing that fact does make it a bit more amusing.

** Nami discovers that she accidentally kidnapped Bonnie Anne.