History Funny / BrendanBlaber

* Whenever Galcian and Ramirez get a one-liner or villain speech that [[{{Narm}} falls a little flat]], it's revealed that they've actually been [[HardWorkHardlyWorks working really hard on them for a very long time]], and are quite put out and disappointed that everyone's not impressed with them.

* Out of a desire to avoid being racist, the people of the South Asian-inspired country are given southern accents. Later, one of the key items is shown to be named the Maga Sphere. "MAGA" can be short for "Make America Great Again", the slogan for the campaign of former Republican president Creator/DonaldTrump, resulting in the choice becoming AccidentallyCorrectWriting when retrieving the Maga Sphere empowers xenophobic forces within the government to launch a coup, seize power with the aid of foreign actors, and criminalize the main cast for being foreign (and, in their modified form of the story sexually non-conforming).

** Galcian would like to remind you that [[ImpliedDeathThreat “we are thousands of feet in the air"]] as a RunningGag. This culminates in his Terminal attack, in which he teleports high into the air, leaving a trail of explosions in his wake and finishing with a massive blast as he drops onto Gilder.

** Galcian would like to remind you that [[ImpliedDeathThreat “we are thousands of feet in the air"]] as a RunningGag. This culminates in his Terminal attack, in which he teleports high into the air, leaving a trail of explosions in his wake and culminating in a massive explosion as he drops onto Gilder.

** The gag is then expanded ''again'' to referring to Vyse as "Vyrsa" (as a PunnyName because it's a play of "vice versa"), finally coming out of the closet with everyone who still calls Vyrsa by "Vyse" gets punches on a card. After four times of getting the name wrong, Vyrsa gets a free froyo.

* As a contrast to Vyse/Vyrsa, Galcian is portrayed as being so gay, he ends up coming off as a misogynist.
** Galcian's flagship being named "The Serpent" is because he named it after "the penis we all share". Except for trans men, "which is totally fine" with Galcian. He eventually morphs into an inverse TERF where he's totally fine with transgender men, but is such a HeManWomanHater that he treats every woman as an object.

** Despite his immense misogyny, he fails to figure out that Belleza is a girl until she says it to him. He also thinks Hatsune Miku is a guy called "Hatsune Mike" [[InsaneTrollLogic because she wears a tie]].
** Galcian would like to remind you that [[ImpliedDeathThreat “we are thousands of feet in the air"]] as a RunningGag. This culminates in his Terminal attack, in which he teleports high into the air and drops onto Gilder with a massive explosion.

* Out of a desire to avoid being racist, the people of the South Asian-inspired country are given southern accents. Later, one of the key items is shown to be named the Maga Sphere. "MAGA" can be short for "Make America Great Again", the slogan for the campaign of former Republican president Creator/DonaldTrump, resulting in the choice becoming AccidentallyCorrectWriting.

* Eventually, everyone decides that Vyse/Vyrsa, Aika, and Fina have "big throuple energy", pairing them up as a OneTrueThreesome and adding romantic undertones to basically every interaction between them.

* Funny/MilesIsARobot

[[folder:Miles is on Fire]]
!!!Part One:
* The video opens with a spoiler warning for ''VisualNovel/AceAttorneyInvestigationsMilesEdgeworth''...before admitting that [[TakeThat the game sucks so it’s not a problem]].
* Brendan laughing at the fact that there are elevators in the ''airplane''.
* “The killer...is a human being! [[InsaneTrollLogic Unless it’s that cat! It’s a human or a cat!]]”
** Miles almost drops the cat theory when he finds a trail of human foot prints...until it is brought up that it could be Puss in Boots.
* ''(Shot of a first class passenger surrounded by bottles)'' “[[{{Understatement}} Buddy, I think you might have a problem!]]”
* Every time Brendan and company correctly identify the killer. At least once they do it several cases in advance, and eventually they start making a game out of it.
* “This suitcase was designed by Ms. Rhoda! Wouldn’t it be crazy if I framed her- [[VerbalBackspace I mean, if she did the murder]]?
* Introducing Franziska: “Her name is Franziska Von- I know all this shit, she’s a bitch.”
* '''Franziska:''' A misunderstanding? [[BlatantLies Those never happen]] in ''Franchise/AceAttorney''!
--> ''(On the charges against Miles)'' “I never thought I’d see the day when a disciple of the House of Von Karma would...” ''(Manfred Von Karma, who was the killer in the DL-6 incident, flashes across the screen)'' “[[ExplainExplainOhCrap Wait a second...]]”
* Franziska was tracking a smuggling ring dealing in ugly suitcases filled with sleeping gas. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Miles cannot think of how that connects to his current case]].
* ''(At the end of case 2)'' “Well, that flight sucked! One star!”
* Brendan declares that he’s having fun with the game. A title card interrupts, saying that [[GilliganCut he would soon change his mind]].
* Case 3: The ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' adventure, accompanied by Brendan and co. [[{{Corpsing}} losing their shit]] at the sight of [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bad Badger ambushing Edgeworth with a sword]].
* Every instance of Agent Lang's name is replaced by another L word: Agent Lasagna, Agent Luigi, Agent Littlefoot, Agent Lactose, Agent Lesbian...
--> “Agent...''LONG, LONG'' '''''MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!'''''”
* Edgeworth asks Kay if she has ever rode a horse.
-->'''Kay:''' Nope! But I have an Asian friend who was born in the year of the horse!
-->'''Brendan!Miles:''' What- what the fuck?
* ''(Kay is heard talking with her mouth full)'' “Kay, get the [[ImAHumanitarian body]] out of your mouth!”
-->”Kay sure does like human flesh!”
* “But! The only people who seemed to gather around me...were little girls, sir! I thought I had no choice at that point, so...[[CrossesTheLineTwice I pulled my gun on them!]]”
* "Now hold on there, Miss Paups. I know a little bit about [[BlackComedyBurst being framed for shooting my own father]]."
* Once again, Brendan and friends are confounded by confusing evidence icons and the order in which they must be presented.
* '''Brendan:''' I’m gonna flip my shit if [[TemptingFate this was a reflected badger]]. ''(Text appears saying it was a reflected badger)''
-->''What do you mean the building layout is wrong? [[RageBreakingPoint We’re looking at the blueprints!]]''
* “...Such a legendary prosecutor is watching over and judging my performance! I’ll have to be perfect in every way!” ''(Beat, then Miles moans weakly as he runs away)''
* The victim for case 4? [[PunnyName Mr. Deid Mann]]. Brendan is exasperated at this point.
* Von Karma’s hamminess is played for all it’s worth.
** [[HypocriticalHumor THERE SHALL BE NO YELLING IN THIS SACRED HALL OF LAW!]]
** [Goofy walking noises]...BADD.
** “Papa, how come I[[note]] Franziska[[/note]] have an accent and you don’t?” “I CONSUMED MY ACCENT FOR ITS POWER!”
* Calisto Yew’s name causes numerous WhosOnFirst scenarios.
--> '''Will!Badd:''' I was in Lobby Number One talking to Yew.
--> '''Brendan!Miles:''' No you weren't, I was somewhere else.
--> '''Will!Badd:''' I'll kill you.
--> '''Brendan & Will :''' Why would you want to kill her?
* The [[{{Squick}} reactions]] to Defendant’s Fresh Milk...
* "Criminals have a way of incriminating themselves, don't you think? Oooh, my shoulder hurts..."
* Brendan is utterly baffled that the game expects him to deduce where a Swiss roll came from, despite it [[CaptainObviousReveal clearly having come from the vending machine in the lobby]]. Eventually, he starts sarcastically saying that he has no idea where it could have come from.
!!!Part Two:
* The ColdOpen [[EstablishingSeriesMoment establishes what the final case is like.]]
--> '''Edgeworth:''' It doesn't make any sense that you didn't know anything.
--> '''Alba:''' It doesn't make sense? [[TakeThat Welcome to Ace Attorney Investigations.]] [[EndingFatigue Can you prove that it doesn't make sense?]]
* When Brendan says that Kay [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything hasn't stolen a single thing,]] the others remark that "It's almost like she's [[FlatCharacter generic in every way and barely a character.]]"
* "These plants are like my children...''in the ground''."
* The characters saying that the case is almost over, to the point where it becomes a RunningGag, twice it's accompanied with estimated times until the case ends being [[EndingFatigue HOURS AWAY!]]
-->'''Arim:''' ''(seeing the in-game timestamp)'' It's ''3:30 in the morning!'' In-universe, they've been talking to this guy for like ''five hours!''
* The game's [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment incessant need to repeat itself]] really gets on the gang's nerves.
--> "Boy, this game never uses ten words when a hundred will do."
* Brendan's prediction of the culprit in every single case is tracked on a scorecard that pops up onscreen. When he successfully guesses all of them ahead of time the scorecard is labelled "OOPS ALL OBVIOUS".
* Anything to do with the key/knife or the revolving fireplace.
* “OBJECTION! YOU’RE RIGHT!”
* Alba: “I believe I told you earlier that I went to the bathroom. I didn’t go to the room that you call the bathroom; I simply... performed the action that you call ‘going to the bathroom’.”
** “I HAVE EXTRATERRITORIAL BATHROOM RIGHTS! ''I CAN POOP ANYWHERE!''”
** If the diaper doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

[[folder:Miles is a Robot]]
* "Have you forgotten that the fate of your badge rests in my hands?" "But the fate of your life rests in my [[EyeBeams eye lasers]]."
* Brendan decides to play Gregory Edgeworth as a ComicallySerious children's show host.
* "Chuck it in me gobber and I'll give you a blowy!" "I wanna die now, Savvy."
* The fan translation of [=AAI2=] describes a unicorn statue as "sparkling in the twilight", resulting in multiple riffs referencing ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''.
* "The lion man is dead!"
* [[RageBreakingPoint RED MOLE? RED MOLE?!]]
** "This is like 'Hmm, what do we think happened at this scene?' and getting a photo of the victim alive and then of them dead, and pointing and being like '[[CaptainObvious They're dead in this photo, WHAAAAAAAAAT?!]]'"
* The game's unsubtle [[SmartPeoplePlayChess chess motif]] is played for laughs, with Jello adding a Chess Counter in the corner of the screen whenever it's mentioned. They even comment that the logic chess sequences occur in a chess dimension.
** Apparently in chess, you throw pieces together “like it’s fucking Crazy Bones until they [[StuffBlowingUp explode]].”
** Courtney's status as antagonist is made clear: "I'm more of a checkers gal."
** “Isn’t chess fun, Judge Courtney? Don’t you think everyone should talk about chess all the time and have metaphorical chess lives?”
** In the end, the chess counter explodes from a chess overload. Its [[FreezeFrameBonus last words]] are “Miles, I love you”.
* “Have you ever been such a bad detective that you’ve been relegated to UI?”
** “It got really difficult to see the real fingerprints after I put my gorilla mitts all over them and rotated it in midair for your benefit.”
* ''(On a victim’s character design)'' “We’ll have to call the VideoGame/EliteBeatAgents and tell them one of their number went down.”
* The gang’s PTSD from the last game kicks in when Miles deduces the President will declare extraterritorial rights on his plane.
* The gang suggests that [[TheDogWasTheMastermind Simon's monkey is the real mastermind]], "doing a ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}"'' to kill the president.
-->'''Simon:''' No, Chimpy, don't make me do it! No-no-no!\\
'''Chimpy:''' No one will ever believe you!
* Jello states that he lost all footage from Dogen revealing that Simon is the mastermind onwards in case 5. As such, he had to animate a retelling of the final stretch of the game. HilarityEnsues.
** It opens with a CallBack to the hell that was Alba, saying that this really will be THE FINAL TESTIMONY.
** Dogen randomly dumps the fact that he found Dover and Gustavia's sons in a car several years ago, the cold giving them amnesia, then stating that Simon is the BigBad before leaving [[KarmaHoudini without being arrested somehow.]]
*** Regina is Regina.
** Simon is dressed up as a clown to signify the fact that he is certainly not evil. Miles isn't convinced, stating that Simon drugged Kate and moved her body to the top of the tower using a hot air balloon for some reason.
*** Regina is Regina!
** Edgeworth then gives out tons of evidence, only for Simon to shrug all of it off. Ema comes in clutch with a mechanic that is extremely difficult to replicate on an emulator. This evidence is also not enough to bring Simon in for questioning for no adequately explored reason.
** Ray distracts Simon by clapping, which works somehow, giving Edgeworth time to look for the evidence, prompting him to ask Simon if he likes... '''CHESS.''' The Chess Counter promptly explodes as everyone comes in to say "Chess." Simon says that there's a letter that proves he likes chess.
*** Regina is Regina and she has the letter!
** Simon talks about his backstory 18 years ago, to which Agent Like Like states that 18 years ago was 12 years ago. Simon admits to being the BigBad, but then says he never killed anyone and therefore can't be arrested. Miles brings up how he [[WouldHurtAChild kidnapped, drugged and assaulted Kay and John]] earlier, but Gumshoe states that the only crime in Ace Attorney world is murder.
** Simon says his animals will also kill them if they try anything, but that he's not accountable since a) [[ExactWords He's not killing anyone]], b) [[JustJokingJustification He was just making a funny clown joke]], c) it's his birthday and d) he's just a little guy.
** Edgeworth brings up how Simon called earlier to announce his intent to murder, but Simon states that he went back in time and erased the recording. Cue mass PrecisionFStrike from everybody.
** Kay brings up many pieces of evidence that could convict Simon, but then promptly ignores all of it. Miles states that Simon killed Huang via GoombaStomp, followed by a visual of him screaming about how the slow hot air balloon is completely unavoidable. Simon employs ImplausibleDeniability and questions if there really was a balloon in the first place. Edgeworth chews him out hard for assuming this, but Simon states that there is no evidence there was a balloon. Gumshoe shows up with evidence of the balloon.
*** Regina is Regina!
** Edgeworth lampshades how he did absolutely nothing to advance Simon's arrest and how everything was done by an NPC.
*** [[RunningGag Regina is Regina!]]
** Simon says the only way he could be arrested is if there was science on the basket. Cue Ema stating there's science on the basket and Simon exploding.
** Everyone walks up as if they've finished a character arc, with Gumshoe and Courtney saying they didn't have one. Ray asks Miles if he wants to work for him, but Edgeworth gives him a counterproposal: Ray goes away and never comes back because he is [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] disgusting. Ray accepts.

[[folder:Who is the hottest Pokémon Character?]]
* The simple fact that this question derailed a "WebVideo/DogsInLove" stream enough to be cut out into its own video.
* Marissa immediately answering [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Leon]], explaining her choice shortly after as "He's so stupid". When the conversation properly gets to the ''Sword/Shield'' cast, she gets to go into more detail, consisting of statements like "no thoughts, head empty".
* Will, on [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Giovanni]]: "I’d [[GoldDigger marry him for the money]], then divorce to get half of it."
* Marisa's attempt to justify [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Lance]] being on her hot list: "he got cape. he boi. he ginger." Brendan immediately counters that Childe from ''VideoGame/GenshinImpact'' would also fit that description, and Marisa adamantly denies that Childe is ginger.
* The moment they get to [[BreakoutCharacter Cynthia]], there's no need for discussion. Brendan just says "yeah", gives her the thumb's up and no one argues.
* Everyone [[{{Squee}} goes wild]] for both of [[TheGambler Grimsley]]'s designs, hooting and hollering in approval.
--> '''Marisa:''' There is no reason that anyone who probably smells like ''cigarettes'' should be attractive, but '''''him?!''''' You could scrape him off the side of a wall!
* When talking about Clara, Brendan reads out the following comment from chat:
-->'''Aloha''': YES YES YES DEAR GOD I WANT HER TO ''DIVORCE ME''
* Brendan's slow realization that he might have a thing for {{Silver Fox}}es, starting with claiming that [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Kabu]], [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Blaine, and Agatha]] are all hot within the first few minutes, and ending with the video's description being "Why did I give a thumbs up to all the old people[[note]]not literally; he didn't like Gym Leader Pryce or Battle Maven Spenser, among others[[/note]], should I read into this?".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Please Play “Metal Wolf Chaos”]]
* "We're the good guys right?" "Yes."
** “IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE I KILL! WHAT MATTERS IS HOW MANY AMERICANS I SAVE! FOR I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!”
* [[{{Eagleland}} “EVERY AMERICAN SHOOTS OUT OF THE WOMB LIKE A BAZOOKA KNOWING HOW TO KILL!]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext NO TUTORIAL IS NEEDED!”]]
* "Finally, a {{Yandere}} I enjoy!"
[[/folder]]

* Brendan's colourful metaphors to describe how each lemonade tastes are gold, but particular mention goes to the rose lemonade that, to him, smells like "an aristocratic Frenchman [[{{Squick}} with a piss fetish]]".

---> '''Savvy''': TWO FREE FROYOS!

* Out of a desire to avoid being racist, the people of the South Asian-inspired country are given southern accents. Later, one of the key items is shown to be named the Maga Sphere. "MAGA" is short for "Make America Great Again", the slogan for the campaign of former Republican president Creator/DonaldTrump, resulting in the choice becoming AccidentallyCorrectWriting.

* By contrast, Galcian is portrayed as being so gay, he ends up coming off as a misogynist. He loves transgender men, but is such a HeManWomanHater that he treats every woman as an object. Which makes it all the more funny when he has to pretend to be loyal to an Empress.

* Galcian would like to remind you that [[ImpliedDeathThreat “we are thousands of feet in the air"]] as a RunningGag. This culminates in his Terminal attack, in which he teleports high into the air and drops onto Gilder with a massive explosion.

* Vyse is portrayed as such a feminist that he hypes up women to the point where it’s uncomfortable.
--> '''Aika:''' Vyse! Over there! Look at the size of that hole!\\

** The gag is then later expanded to Vyse being a closeted trans woman (aka an “egg”) who loves women so much out of a sublimated desire to ''be'' one. It morphs into a RunningGag of [[TransparentCloset Vyse being very obviously in the closet about being transgender]], and yet never being able to connect the dots. Aika also gets in on the joke, with Aika knowing Vyse is in the closet yet unable to actually get him to talk about it.

** The gag is then later expanded to Vyse being a closeted trans woman (aka an “egg”) who loves women so much out of a sublimated desire to ''be'' one. It morphs into a RunningGag of [[TransparentCloset Vyse being very obviously in the closet about being trans]] and yet never being able to connect the dots. Also, every time the flag of the Air Pirates comes up, the transgender flag is superimposed on top of it.

** Early on, Vyse questions how Galcian could be evil if he has "gal" in his name. Aika tries to explain that women aren't faultless, to which Vyse attempts to defend before realizing that [[LogicBomb he's arguing with a woman]].

** The gag is then expanded ''again'' to referring to Vyse as "Vyrsa" (as a PunnyName because it's a play of "vice versa"), finally coming out of the closet with everyone who still calls Vyrsa by "Vyse" gets punches on a card. After four times of getting the name wrong, Vyrsa gets a free froyo. After Aika complains that they could be getting more money, it is revealed that "froyo" actually means one hundred million dollars.

** The Valuans' shared callterm of "Dudes rock" is taken very seriously, as whenever anybody messes it up they are quickly executed with a meager bonk to the head.
* Galcian would like to remind you that [[ImpliedDeathThreat “we are thousands of feet in the air"]] as a RunningGag.
* When Drachma leaves for the first time, he immediately claims ownership of a house he walks into, followed by throwing its actual owner out the door.

* Vyse and Gilder make an odd couple, as Vyse takes the latter's question of if women or Daccat's treasure is more important by saying women. When Gilder explains that Daccat's treasure can help them get more women, Vyse is on board.

* Some comedy is drawn from the fact that Gilder's attack animation is always shooting the enemy with his revolver, ''even point blank.''
* Enrique's... sizeable behind is noted rather often. Apparently, every step he walks emits a clap from his cheeks.

* Out of a desire to avoid being racist, the people of the South Asian-inspired country are given southern accents. Later, one of the key items is shown to be named the Maga Sphere. "MAGA" is short for "Make America Great Again", the slogan for the campaign of former Republican president Creator/DonaldTrump, making giving the Yafutomans accents like American Southerners into AccidentallyCorrectWriting.

* Galcian would like to remind you that "we are thousands of feet in the air" as a RunningGag.

** Early on, Vyse questions how Galcian could be evil if he has "gal" in his name. Aika tries to explain that women aren't faultless, to which Vyse attempts to defend before realizing that he's arguing with a woman.

** The gag is then expanded ''again'' to referring to Vyse as "Vyrsa" (as a PunnyName because it's a play of "vice versa"), finally coming out of the closet with everyone who still calls Vyrsa by "Vyse" gets punches on a card. After four times of getting the name wrong, Vyrsa gets a free froyo.

* Episode 3 takes place in a medieval Japanese setting, but because Oxnard says a line (from the original dub) that would fit better in a Western near the beginning, the episode gets Americanized, including certain words in dialouge being dubbed over with American-sounding terms.

--> “Agent...''LONG, LONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!''”

* "Now hold on there, Miss Paups. I know a little bit about being framed for shooting my own father."

** Apparently in chess, you throw pieces together “like it’s fucking crazy bones until they explode.”

*** Regina is Regina!

** The gag is then later expanded to Vyse being a closeted trans woman (aka an “egg”) who loves women so much out of a sublimated desire to ''be'' one. It morphs into a RunningGag of [[TransparentCloset Vyse being very obviously in the closet about being trans]] and yet never able to connect the dots. Also, every time the flag of the Air Pirates comes up, the transgender flag is superimposed on top of it.

* Out of a desire to avoid being racist, the people of the South Asian-inspired country are given southern accents. Later, one of the key items is shown to be named the Maga Sphere, making this AccidentallyCorrectWriting.

* Vyse is portrayed as such a feminist that he hypes up women to the point where it’s uncomfortable. By contrast, Galcian is portrayed as being so gay, he ends up coming off as a misogynist.

** The gag is then expanded ''again'' to referring to Vyse as "Vyrca" (as a PunnyName because it's a play of "vice versa"), with everyone who still calls Vyrca by "Vyse" gets punches on a card where four times of getting the name wrong gives Vyrca a free froyo.
* Galcian would like your opinion on his beard dye. And to remind you that we are thousands of feet in the air.

* The moment they get to [[BreakoutCharacter Cynthia]], there's no need for discussion. Brendan just says "yeah" and no one argues.