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He says that to Kagain as well, at least.
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-->'''Khalid:''' ''(to Montaron)'' I don't mean to be confrontational, but could you be a little less... evil?
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-->'''Khalid:''' ''(to Montaron)'' various evil companions)'' I don't mean to be confrontational, but could you be a little less... evil?
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-->'''Kagain''': ''(to Khalid for the same line) You should shut up!
-->'''Kagain''': ''(to Khalid again) You keep on like that and I'll show ya mouth full o' horse dung!
-->'''Kagain''': ''(to Khalid again) You keep on like that and I'll show ya mouth full o' horse dung!
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* A snobbish nobleman in Baldur's Gate will complain that the iron frame to his mirror broke and goes on like it's the worst that could happen in the world. You can tell him that there are more important things in the world than his vanity, he replies "no, there isn't!" It's rare finding a self-aware snob.
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-->'''Imoen:''' So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?
-->'''Sarevok:''' Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand.
-->'''Imoen:''' So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?
-->'''Sarevok:''' Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand.
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* Having good and evil aligned PCs in your party will be short lived, but the lines they snipe at each other with are hilarious.
-->'''Khalid:''' ''(to Montaron)'' I don't mean to be confrontational, but could you be a little less... evil?
-->'''Jaheira:''' ''(to Xzar)'' You are amusing, in a "what the hell is wrong with you" kind of way.
-->'''Khalid:''' ''(to Montaron)'' I don't mean to be confrontational, but could you be a little less... evil?
-->'''Jaheira:''' ''(to Xzar)'' You are amusing, in a "what the hell is wrong with you" kind of way.
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** Others have clicked-on reactions:
--->'''Drizzt Do'Urden:''' DON'T POKE DRIZZT! 'Tis entirely unsociable.
--->'''Jaheira:''' Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?
--->'''Duncan:''' Hey, don't click me! I don't want any trouble!
--->'''Edwin:''' Please don't disturb me while I'm plotting to overthrow you.
--->'''Edwin:''' I do not understand this... "mouse magic" that makes me do thine bidding.
--->'''Khalid:''' Click on someone your own size!
--->'''Drizzt Do'Urden:''' DON'T POKE DRIZZT! 'Tis entirely unsociable.
--->'''Jaheira:''' Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?
--->'''Duncan:''' Hey, don't click me! I don't want any trouble!
--->'''Edwin:''' Please don't disturb me while I'm plotting to overthrow you.
--->'''Edwin:''' I do not understand this... "mouse magic" that makes me do thine bidding.
--->'''Khalid:''' Click on someone your own size!
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* A bit meta, but one of the ways to get around wizards who triggered Protection from Magic Weapons and Protection from Normal Missiles at the start of every fight. Sure, you could waste an inventory slot lugging around normal weapons for every melee character...or you could just unequip your weapons and beat the wizard unconscious. "Haha! You'll never get through my defences...wait, what are you doing? *Batman sound effect panels*"
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"A glove? Only one? What is you, a [[MichaelJackson rock star]]?
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"A glove? Only one? What is you, a [[MichaelJackson [[Music/MichaelJackson rock star]]?
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* [[TokenEvilTeammate Dorn]] feeling the need to [[LampshadeHanging comment on]] his EvenEvilHasStandards moment when describing his relationship with Gromnir. He knows just how much of a bad guy he is.
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* [[TokenEvilTeammate Dorn]] feeling the need to [[LampshadeHanging comment on]] point out]] his EvenEvilHasStandards moment when describing his relationship with Gromnir. [[EvilFormerFriend Gromnir]]. [[CardCarryingVillain He knows just how much of a bad guy he is.is]].
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''Charname'': You love it.
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*** Heaven help Sarevok if you put him in a party with Minsc '''and''' Jan.
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* Journal entry for one of the island quests in the first game:
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* Journal entry for one of the island quests in ''Tales of the first game:Sword Coast'':
** Some of your journal entries in the first game qualify. This includes the parts about the cats in Reevor's warehouse (Candlekeep) and the comments CHARNAME makes about a halfling named Zhurlong in Beregost.
-->Reevor has sent me to clean out the storage house. It seems the cats have turned traitor and the rats are on the offensive! I am the only hope in the face of this unstoppable power. Farewell, dear journal... farewell.
-->Reevor has sent me to clean out the storage house. It seems the cats have turned traitor and the rats are on the offensive! I am the only hope in the face of this unstoppable power. Farewell, dear journal... farewell.
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* Some of your journal entries in the first game may qualify. This includes the parts about the cats in Reevor's warehouse (Candlekeep) and the comments CHARNAME makes about a halfling named Zhurlong in Beregost.
-->Reevor has sent me to clean out the storage house. It seems the cats have turned traitor and the rats are on the offensive! I am the only hope in the face of this unstoppable power. Farewell, dear journal... farewell.
-->Reevor has sent me to clean out the storage house. It seems the cats have turned traitor and the rats are on the offensive! I am the only hope in the face of this unstoppable power. Farewell, dear journal... farewell.
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* Imoen's constant [[strike:weedling]] requests for Dynahier to tutor her in magic.
* If you listen to [[MotorMouth Noober]] long enough, Imoen and Minsc will eventually snap and scare him off with some...''colorful'' threats.
* If you listen to [[MotorMouth Noober]] long enough, Imoen and Minsc will eventually snap and scare him off with some...''colorful'' threats.
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* From the same Expanded NPC mod for the first game:
** Imoen's constant [[strike:weedling]] requests for Dynahier to tutor her in magic.
* ** If you listen to [[MotorMouth Noober]] long enough, Imoen and Minsc will eventually snap and scare him off with some...''colorful'' threats.
** Imoen's constant [[strike:weedling]] requests for Dynahier to tutor her in magic.
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* Tales of the Sword Coast has an encounter that lets you introduce yourself in a rather hilarious fasion:
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* Tales of the Sword Coast has an encounter that lets you introduce yourself in a rather hilarious fasion:fashion:
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* Some of your journal entries in the first game may qualify, especially the parts about the cats in Reevor's warehouse (Candlekeep) and the comments CHARNAME makes about a halfling named Zhurlong in Beregost.
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* Some of your journal entries in the first game may qualify, especially qualify. This includes the parts about the cats in Reevor's warehouse (Candlekeep) and the comments CHARNAME makes about a halfling named Zhurlong in Beregost.
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''Charname'': You love it.
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''Charname'': You love it.it.
* Some of your journal entries in the first game may qualify, especially the parts about the cats in Reevor's warehouse (Candlekeep) and the comments CHARNAME makes about a halfling named Zhurlong in Beregost.
-->Reevor has sent me to clean out the storage house. It seems the cats have turned traitor and the rats are on the offensive! I am the only hope in the face of this unstoppable power. Farewell, dear journal... farewell.
* Some of your journal entries in the first game may qualify, especially the parts about the cats in Reevor's warehouse (Candlekeep) and the comments CHARNAME makes about a halfling named Zhurlong in Beregost.
-->Reevor has sent me to clean out the storage house. It seems the cats have turned traitor and the rats are on the offensive! I am the only hope in the face of this unstoppable power. Farewell, dear journal... farewell.
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** Also Yoshimo mentioning that [[GagBoobs Edwina has a nice rack]]. [[Quotes/GagBoobs Full quote here]].
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* Encountering Bondari and Co. is one of the best Meta jokes this troper has seen. For once, YOU get be the quest-giver to a trio of hapless adventures who somehow wandered into a high level dungeon. When they get back, '''this''' happens:
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* Encountering Bondari and Co. is one of the best Meta jokes this troper has seen.around. For once, YOU get be the quest-giver to a trio of hapless adventures who somehow wandered into a high level dungeon. When they get back, '''this''' happens:
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* Anything out of Xan's mouth in the first game did it for this guy. "We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies."
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* Anything out of Xan's mouth in the first game did it for this guy.game. "We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies."
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'''Korgan:''' HAR! HAR! HAR! A great tale, gnome. Ye done yerself proud!\\
* In the Enhanced Edition, having Tiax and Dorn in the same party will result in the mad little gnome trying to steal the Blackguard's demonic power and fail hilariously. Dorn is too amused by it, and Tiax attempting to play off his failure as intention comedy, to stomp him out for it.
* In the Enhanced Edition, having Tiax and Dorn in the same party will result in the mad little gnome trying to steal the Blackguard's demonic power and fail hilariously. Dorn is too amused by it, and Tiax attempting to play off his failure as intention comedy, to stomp him out for it.
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'''Korgan:''' HAR! HAR! HAR! A great tale, gnome. Ye done yerself proud!\\
proud!
* In the Enhanced Edition, having Tiax and Dorn in the same party will result in the mad little gnome trying to steal the Blackguard's demonic power and fail hilariously. Dorn is too amused by it, and Tiax attempting to play off his failure asintention intentional comedy, to stomp him out for it.
* In the Enhanced Edition, having Tiax and Dorn in the same party will result in the mad little gnome trying to steal the Blackguard's demonic power and fail hilariously. Dorn is too amused by it, and Tiax attempting to play off his failure as
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* [[TokenEvilTeammate Dorn]] feeling the need to [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] his EvenEvilHasStandards moment when describing his relationship with Gromnir. He just know how much of a Bad Guy he is.
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* [[TokenEvilTeammate Dorn]] feeling the need to [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] comment on]] his EvenEvilHasStandards moment when describing his relationship with Gromnir. He knows just know how much of a Bad Guy bad guy he is.is.
** And then there's the whole StraightManAndWiseGuy deal whenever the player makes a particularly silly joke in his presence.
-->'''Dorn''': Your wit is duller than a blind man's hammer.\\
''Charname'': You love it.
** And then there's the whole StraightManAndWiseGuy deal whenever the player makes a particularly silly joke in his presence.
-->'''Dorn''': Your wit is duller than a blind man's hammer.\\
''Charname'': You love it.
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'''Pride demon:''' ''*Deflating completely*'' Well... No. It... *might* give it to you, if you ask it nicely enough, I suppose...
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'''Pride demon:''' ''*Deflating completely*'' Well... No. It... *might* give it to you, if you ask it nicely enough, I suppose...suppose...
* [[TokenEvilTeammate Dorn]] feeling the need to [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] his EvenEvilHasStandards moment when describing his relationship with Gromnir. He just know how much of a Bad Guy he is.
* [[TokenEvilTeammate Dorn]] feeling the need to [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] his EvenEvilHasStandards moment when describing his relationship with Gromnir. He just know how much of a Bad Guy he is.
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* If you do Renal Bloodscalp's quests with Yoshimo in the party, this cultural nugget rears its head:
-->'''Bloodscalp''': Well now, that would imply that you were one of my peers, as opposed to a ragtag independent infringing on our territory. You are too much, Yoshi.\\
'''Yoshimo''': Yoshimo, if you please, sire. Where I come from, such a pet name is only used by... Well, let us say you and I have not become so familiar just yet, hm?\\
'''Bloodscalp''': Point taken.
-->'''Bloodscalp''': Well now, that would imply that you were one of my peers, as opposed to a ragtag independent infringing on our territory. You are too much, Yoshi.\\
'''Yoshimo''': Yoshimo, if you please, sire. Where I come from, such a pet name is only used by... Well, let us say you and I have not become so familiar just yet, hm?\\
'''Bloodscalp''': Point taken.
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** Aerie will ask Jan why he's limping. He answers that he has a fake leg. She asks how it happened and he'll tell a lengthy story that quickly changes to a different subject. She then asks him why it had to do with his leg. He replies:
--> '''Jan''': A wooden leg? I don't have a wooden leg.
--> '''Aerie''': Grr, you impossible!
--> '''Jan''': Yes, I suppose so.
--> '''Jan''': A wooden leg? I don't have a wooden leg.
--> '''Aerie''': Grr, you impossible!
--> '''Jan''': Yes, I suppose so.
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--> '''Jan''': A wooden leg? I don't have a wooden leg.
--> '''Aerie''': Grr, you impossible!
--> '''Jan''': Yes, I suppose so.
--> '''Jan''': A wooden leg? I don't have a wooden leg.
--> '''Aerie''': Grr, you impossible!
--> '''Jan''': Yes, I suppose so.
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** Aerie will ask Jan why he's limping. He answers that he has a fake leg. She asks how it happened and he'll tell a lengthy story that quickly changes to a different subject. She then asks him why it had to do with his leg. He replies:
--> '''Jan''': A wooden leg? I don't have a wooden leg.
--> '''Aerie''': Grr, you impossible!
--> '''Jan''': Yes, I suppose so.
--> '''Jan''': A wooden leg? I don't have a wooden leg.
--> '''Aerie''': Grr, you impossible!
--> '''Jan''': Yes, I suppose so.
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* In the Enhanced Edition of the second game, the magical ale stein you get as a gift from one of the wild mages is said to have your name monogrammed on it by its creator. If you look at the picture of the item, it very clearly says CHARNAME.
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* In the Enhanced Edition of the second game, the magical ale stein you get as a gift from one of the wild mages is said to have your name monogrammed on it by its creator. If you look at the picture of the item, it very clearly says CHARNAME.CHARNAME.
* The good solution to the Pride test in the second game's climax. The voice acting clinches it completely.
-->'''CHARNAME:''' But why does [this creature] deserve death?\\
'''Pride demon:''' [[ChewingTheScenery Because it exists! It stands in your way!]]\\
'''CHARNAME:''' Are you saying it will not simply give me the [[PlotCoupon Tear]]?\\
'''Pride demon:''' ''*Deflating completely*'' Well... No. It... *might* give it to you, if you ask it nicely enough, I suppose...
* The good solution to the Pride test in the second game's climax. The voice acting clinches it completely.
-->'''CHARNAME:''' But why does [this creature] deserve death?\\
'''Pride demon:''' [[ChewingTheScenery Because it exists! It stands in your way!]]\\
'''CHARNAME:''' Are you saying it will not simply give me the [[PlotCoupon Tear]]?\\
'''Pride demon:''' ''*Deflating completely*'' Well... No. It... *might* give it to you, if you ask it nicely enough, I suppose...
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* In Enhanced Edition II, there's a somewhat elaborate but fairly still fairly basic quest involving a bear named Wilson, a hippie wild mage, and a trapper. You can pay 5000 gold to free Wilson talking to him, and then he runs off. End of quest, right? No. When you go to leave the area (Heretic Temple), you see Wilson standing by the exit. If you go up to him, CHARNAME strikes up another one-sided conversation with Wilson. What's the result of the talk? [[spoiler: Wilson offers to join the party,]] and you can let him. One of the most unexpected, hilarious, and delightful quest rewards possible.
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* In Enhanced Edition II, there's a somewhat elaborate but fairly still fairly basic quest involving a bear named Wilson, a hippie wild mage, and a trapper. You can pay 5000 gold to free Wilson talking to him, and then he runs off. End of quest, right? No. When you go to leave the area (Heretic Temple), you see Wilson standing by the exit. If you go up to him, CHARNAME strikes up another one-sided conversation with Wilson. What's the result of the talk? [[spoiler: Wilson offers to join the party,]] and you can let him. One of the most unexpected, hilarious, and delightful quest rewards possible.possible.
* In the Enhanced Edition of the second game, the magical ale stein you get as a gift from one of the wild mages is said to have your name monogrammed on it by its creator. If you look at the picture of the item, it very clearly says CHARNAME.
* In the Enhanced Edition of the second game, the magical ale stein you get as a gift from one of the wild mages is said to have your name monogrammed on it by its creator. If you look at the picture of the item, it very clearly says CHARNAME.
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* Theodon and Jessup's story time, if you let it happen. They don't care if [=CHARNAME=] is a ChaoticEvil necromancer or gore-spattered hardened warrior; to them, you're still the cute little mischievous toddler who used to run around naked all the time.
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-->'''<CHARNAME>''' (possible answer): No, it's been too long since we've had a good hamster cage match.
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-->'''<CHARNAME>''' (possible answer): No, it's been too long since we've had a good hamster cage match.match.
* In Enhanced Edition II, there's a somewhat elaborate but fairly still fairly basic quest involving a bear named Wilson, a hippie wild mage, and a trapper. You can pay 5000 gold to free Wilson talking to him, and then he runs off. End of quest, right? No. When you go to leave the area (Heretic Temple), you see Wilson standing by the exit. If you go up to him, CHARNAME strikes up another one-sided conversation with Wilson. What's the result of the talk? [[spoiler: Wilson offers to join the party,]] and you can let him. One of the most unexpected, hilarious, and delightful quest rewards possible.
* In Enhanced Edition II, there's a somewhat elaborate but fairly still fairly basic quest involving a bear named Wilson, a hippie wild mage, and a trapper. You can pay 5000 gold to free Wilson talking to him, and then he runs off. End of quest, right? No. When you go to leave the area (Heretic Temple), you see Wilson standing by the exit. If you go up to him, CHARNAME strikes up another one-sided conversation with Wilson. What's the result of the talk? [[spoiler: Wilson offers to join the party,]] and you can let him. One of the most unexpected, hilarious, and delightful quest rewards possible.
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* In the Enhanced Edition, having Tiax and Dorn in the same party will result in the mad little gnome trying to steal the Blackguard's demonic power and fail hilariously. Dorn is too amused by it, and Tiax attempting to play off his failure as intention comedy, to stomp him out for it.
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* In the Enhanced Edition, having Tiax and Dorn in the same party will result in the mad little gnome trying to steal the Blackguard's demonic power and fail hilariously. Dorn is too amused by it, and Tiax attempting to play off his failure as intention comedy, to stomp him out for it.it.
* Also in the Enhanced Edition, try to have Minsc around when initiating Neera's quest:
-->'''Neera''': In magical term, I can play a pretty mean tune. But when I miss a note, the flute shoots fire at everyone. Also, the flute sometimes turns me into a hamster.
-->'''Minsc''': Did you hear that, Boo? Maybe she will turn into a hamster, and we will have a little friend for you to wrassel!
-->'''Neera''': <CHARNAME>, promise to keep him away from me if it does happen again!
-->'''<CHARNAME>''' (possible answer): No, it's been too long since we've had a good hamster cage match.
* Also in the Enhanced Edition, try to have Minsc around when initiating Neera's quest:
-->'''Neera''': In magical term, I can play a pretty mean tune. But when I miss a note, the flute shoots fire at everyone. Also, the flute sometimes turns me into a hamster.
-->'''Minsc''': Did you hear that, Boo? Maybe she will turn into a hamster, and we will have a little friend for you to wrassel!
-->'''Neera''': <CHARNAME>, promise to keep him away from me if it does happen again!
-->'''<CHARNAME>''' (possible answer): No, it's been too long since we've had a good hamster cage match.
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'''Edwina''': Yes, yes, yes, now will you please [[INeedYouToShutUp cease your prattle]]!\\prattle!\\
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** Xan's sheer *determination* to be depressed is wonderful. "It would be better to just ''roll over and die''!" Made perfect by his tendency to gib when hit by just about anything.
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** Xan's sheer *determination* to be depressed is wonderful. "It would be better to just ''roll over and die''!" Made perfect by [[SquishyWizard his tendency to gib when hit by just about anything.anything]].
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** Xan's sheer *determination* to be depressed is wonderful. "It would be better to just ''roll over and die''!" Made perfect by his tendency to gib when hit by just about anything.
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--> '''Bondari''': (I'm telling you we can take CHARNAME. Nanoc, you are unfettered by the weaknesses of the civilized world! Tim, you can cast magic missile! I will backstab. I bet she has all kinds of great treasure!)\\
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--> '''Bondari''': (I'm telling you we can take CHARNAME. Nanoc, you are unfettered by the weaknesses of the civilized world! Tim, you can cast magic missile! I will backstab. I bet she she/he has all kinds of great treasure!)\\
