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* Jabba has apparently been eating Han's stuff.
-->'''Han:''' Did you get my frog?
-->'''Jabba:''' Well, what do you think is dripping out of my mouth?
-->'''Han:''' Yogurt?
-->'''Jabba:'''No, I've been eating your frog!
-->'''Han:''' Now you owe me a pet gerbil, twenty red ferns, and an old megaphone! And 17 frogs!
* Han wants to learn magic, and so points a gun at Lando.
-->'''Han:''' Come on, teach me a spell!
-->'''Lando:''' R'SHOTA TA HA HA CH SHOTA KAIYA!
-->'''Han:''' Chewie, write that down, all right?
-->'''Chewbacca:''' ...okay, uhhhhhh...
* Ben Kenobi doesn't think much of Luke's taste in music.
-->'''Ben:'''Yeah, you probably dig that band that played in Swingers, that 90s film.
-->'''Luke:''' Mmm-nnn, I like Dooky Buttons.
-->'''Ben:''' [[TranquilFury Uh, in 15 seconds I'm gonna try to choke ya. I would run.]]
* Luke tells Leia that he's going to confront Vader over his stolen feather... kinda.
-->'''Leia:''' Wait, what kind of feather? Did you have a brown one, or just like a weird stick? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Did you even have a feather?]]
-->'''Luke:''' My feather is actually... not authentic. It's, umm... plastic cheese.
-->'''Leia:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Uhhh, I gotta go]].
-->'''Luke:''' Go where?
-->'''Leia:''' Everywhere you don't?
* Vader gets distracted by Luke's lightsaber apparently having a loose screw.
* Lando claims that Nien Nunb's French accent is horrible, but the latter denies that he has an accent at all.
* Unfinished sentences seem to annoy Palpatine.
-->'''Luke:''' I can teach you the turkey trot. But I'm not a dance instructor, okay? I'm just a guy...
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Palpatine:''' Oh wow, it sounded like there was more to this story. (''Force-zaps Luke'')
* Jabba has apparently been eating Han's stuff.
-->'''Han:''' Did you get my frog?
-->'''Jabba:''' Well, what do you think is dripping out of my mouth?
-->'''Han:''' Yogurt?
-->'''Jabba:'''No, I've been eating your frog!
-->'''Han:''' Now you owe me a pet gerbil, twenty red ferns, and an old megaphone! And 17 frogs!
* Han wants to learn magic, and so points a gun at Lando.
-->'''Han:''' Come on, teach me a spell!
-->'''Lando:''' R'SHOTA TA HA HA CH SHOTA KAIYA!
-->'''Han:''' Chewie, write that down, all right?
-->'''Chewbacca:''' ...okay, uhhhhhh...
* Ben Kenobi doesn't think much of Luke's taste in music.
-->'''Ben:'''Yeah, you probably dig that band that played in Swingers, that 90s film.
-->'''Luke:''' Mmm-nnn, I like Dooky Buttons.
-->'''Ben:''' [[TranquilFury Uh, in 15 seconds I'm gonna try to choke ya. I would run.]]
* Luke tells Leia that he's going to confront Vader over his stolen feather... kinda.
-->'''Leia:''' Wait, what kind of feather? Did you have a brown one, or just like a weird stick? [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Did you even have a feather?]]
-->'''Luke:''' My feather is actually... not authentic. It's, umm... plastic cheese.
-->'''Leia:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Uhhh, I gotta go]].
-->'''Luke:''' Go where?
-->'''Leia:''' Everywhere you don't?
* Vader gets distracted by Luke's lightsaber apparently having a loose screw.
* Lando claims that Nien Nunb's French accent is horrible, but the latter denies that he has an accent at all.
* Unfinished sentences seem to annoy Palpatine.
-->'''Luke:''' I can teach you the turkey trot. But I'm not a dance instructor, okay? I'm just a guy...
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Palpatine:''' Oh wow, it sounded like there was more to this story. (''Force-zaps Luke'')
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--> '''Han:''' Well, why don't you just move to Nevada,dude?
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--> '''Han:''' Well, why don't you just move to Nevada,dude?Nevada, dude?
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** Han in general being an overly comedic singer, with a tendency to ask for ridiculous items in absurdly specific numbers such as 17 frogs.
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-->'''Han''': They have Karate and can snap your shins clean!
-->'''Finn''': [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I'm scared now, right?]]
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-->'''Han''': They have Karate karate and can snap your shins clean!
-->'''Finn''': Serious? [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I'm scared now, right?]]
-->'''Finn''': Serious? [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I'm scared now, right?]]
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-->'''Poe''': [[IllKillYou I WILL]] ''END'' YOU, DEMON!
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-->'''Poe''': [[IllKillYou I WILL]] ''END'' ''[[IllKillYou END]]'' YOU, DEMON!
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* Han's [[OhCrap reaction]] to hearing about [[TheDreaded Ninjas]]
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* Han's [[OhCrap reaction]] to hearing about [[TheDreaded Ninjas]]Ninjas]]:
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--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note]] Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] [[/note]]
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--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note]] Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] time [[/note]]
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** Yoda having bought a pig, only for it to wake him up, and later [[WhatAnIdiot a bag of venom]].
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** Yoda having bought a pig, only for it to wake him up, and later [[WhatAnIdiot [[TooDumbToLive a bag of venom]].
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-->'''Han''': "Did you say NINJA?!"
-->'''Poe''': "Y-yeah.."
-->'''Han''': "They have Karate and can snap your shins clean!"
-->'''Poe''': "I'm scared now, alright?!"
-->'''Han''': "They'll pluck out our eyelids!"
-->'''Poe''': "Wait,[[SkewedPriorities could you still fall asleep?]]"
-->'''Han''': "How are ''those'' your first words?"
-->'''Poe''': "Y-yeah.."
-->'''Han''': "They have Karate and can snap your shins clean!"
-->'''Poe''': "I'm scared now, alright?!"
-->'''Han''': "They'll pluck out our eyelids!"
-->'''Poe''': "Wait,[[SkewedPriorities could you still fall asleep?]]"
-->'''Han''': "How are ''those'' your first words?"
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-->'''Han''': "Did Did you say NINJA?!"
-->'''Poe''': "Y-yeah.."
NINJA?!
-->'''Finn''': Y-yeah..
-->'''Han''':"They They have Karate and can snap your shins clean!"
-->'''Poe''': "I'mclean!
-->'''Finn''': [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I'm scared now,alright?!"
right?]]
-->'''Han''':"They'll They'll pluck out our eyelids!"
-->'''Poe''': "Wait,[[SkewedPrioritieseyelids!
-->'''Finn''': Wait, [[SkewedPriorities could you still fallasleep?]]"
asleep?]]
-->'''Han''':"How How are ''those'' your first words?"words?!
* Han informing Rey and Finn, urgently, that [[MundaneMadeAwesome "They've got a sick blouse. On SALE."]]
-->'''Poe''': "Y-yeah.."
-->'''Finn''': Y-yeah..
-->'''Han''':
-->'''Poe''': "I'm
-->'''Finn''': [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I'm scared now,
-->'''Han''':
-->'''Poe''': "Wait,[[SkewedPriorities
-->'''Finn''': Wait, [[SkewedPriorities could you still fall
-->'''Han''':
* Han informing Rey and Finn, urgently, that [[MundaneMadeAwesome "They've got a sick blouse. On SALE."]]
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--> '''Han''': "Vulcan [[CurseCutShort my a-]]"
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--> '''Han''': "Vulcan Vulcan [[CurseCutShort my a-]]"a-]]
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-->'''Poe''': "[[IllKillYou I WILL]] ''END'' YOU, DEMON!
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-->'''Poe''': "[[IllKillYou [[IllKillYou I WILL]] ''END'' YOU, DEMON!
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* Han and Leia find out what happened to C-3PO:
-->'''Han:''' Aww, what happened?
-->'''Chewbacca:''' He tripped over a wicker basket and fell apart.
-->'''Han:''' Wicker?
-->'''Chewbacca:'''' Uh-huh!
-->'''Leia:''' A wicker basket?
-->'''Chewbacca:''' YES!
** When Lando runs into them later:
-->'''Lando:''' Another wicker incident?
-->'''Han:''' Aww, what happened?
-->'''Chewbacca:''' He tripped over a wicker basket and fell apart.
-->'''Han:''' Wicker?
-->'''Chewbacca:'''' Uh-huh!
-->'''Leia:''' A wicker basket?
-->'''Chewbacca:''' YES!
** When Lando runs into them later:
-->'''Lando:''' Another wicker incident?
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-->'''Luke:''' ♪ You're like a soup can, I'm like ComicBook/Superman, I saw Veronica the girl that put you OFF blast, cause you played harmonica in Art class ♪
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-->'''Luke:''' ♪ You're like a soup can, I'm like ComicBook/Superman, Franchise/{{Superman}}, I saw Veronica the girl that put you OFF blast, cause you played harmonica in Art class ♪
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* We then cut to Yoda having just told a fascinating story:
-->'''Yoda:''' [[NoodleIncident And that's how I lost my tail.]]
-->'''Luke:''' Yo, dawg.
-->'''Yoda:''' Penny for your thoughts.
-->'''Luke:''' I hate Brenda, and,uh, bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed all over my pants!
** [[ThatRemindsMeOfASong Yoda is a believer in music, it seems.]]
-->'''Yoda:''' Nothing a little music can't help.
-->'''Yoda:''' ♪ Rockin, rockin and rollin! Down to the beach I'm strollin', but the seagulls peck at my head, not fun! ♪
-->'''Yoda:''' ♪ I said Seagulls, ''(grunts)'' stop it now! ♪
-->'''Yoda:''' [[NoodleIncident And that's how I lost my tail.]]
-->'''Luke:''' Yo, dawg.
-->'''Yoda:''' Penny for your thoughts.
-->'''Luke:''' I hate Brenda, and,uh, bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed all over my pants!
** [[ThatRemindsMeOfASong Yoda is a believer in music, it seems.]]
-->'''Yoda:''' Nothing a little music can't help.
-->'''Yoda:''' ♪ Rockin, rockin and rollin! Down to the beach I'm strollin', but the seagulls peck at my head, not fun! ♪
-->'''Yoda:''' ♪ I said Seagulls, ''(grunts)'' stop it now! ♪
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* The dub of ''[[Film/ANewHope Star Wars: A New Hope]]'' has a lot of these.
** C-3PO having an Indian accent.
** Luke and Owen having deep southern country accents.
** And R2-D2 acting and sounding like a little girl.
** The fact that the many characters without visible mouths makes it really easy to just dub in whatever they want. Especially stormtroopers and aliens.
** C-3PO having an Indian accent.
** Luke and Owen having deep southern country accents.
** And R2-D2 acting and sounding like a little girl.
** The fact that the many characters without visible mouths makes it really easy to just dub in whatever they want. Especially stormtroopers and aliens.
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* The dub of ''[[Film/ANewHope Star Wars: A New Hope]]'' has a lot of these.
**C-3PO having an Indian accent.
** * Luke and Owen having deep southern country accents.
** * And R2-D2 acting and sounding like a little girl.
** * The fact that the many characters without visible mouths makes it really easy to just dub in whatever they want. Especially stormtroopers and aliens.
**
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--> '''Han:''' Well, why don't you just move to Nevada,dude.?Nevada,dude?
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--> '''Vader:''' Hehehe, ''turd burglar''...
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--> '''Vader:''' Hehehe, [[HehHehYouSaidX Hehehe]], ''turd burglar''...
[[AC: The Empire Strikes Back]]
* The Battle of Hoth serving as a venue for Luke's Rap Career:
-->'''Luke:''' ♪ Uh, I'd love to catch a firefly that's far away. I see your whole crew starin' as I put this beat down ♪
-->'''Luke:''' ♪ You're like a soup can, I'm like ComicBook/Superman, I saw Veronica the girl that put you OFF blast, cause you played harmonica in Art class ♪
* An Imperial Officer comes to Vader (Played by Creator/JackBlack) for comfort
-->'''Vader:''' So what's up man, what's troubling you?
-->'''Officer:''' When it's dark out there, I kinda want mommy.
-->'''Vader:''' Yeah, but it's not like your mom can do anything to protect you.
-->'''Officer:''' Not even if she's bonkers with a razor?
-->'''Vader:''' ''Ohh. Wow.'' Okay, different kind of mom. Ask her if she wants a job!
-->'''Officer:''' Oh, okay. Nice floor!
-->'''Vader:''' Thank you!
* The Battle of Hoth serving as a venue for Luke's Rap Career:
-->'''Luke:''' ♪ Uh, I'd love to catch a firefly that's far away. I see your whole crew starin' as I put this beat down ♪
-->'''Luke:''' ♪ You're like a soup can, I'm like ComicBook/Superman, I saw Veronica the girl that put you OFF blast, cause you played harmonica in Art class ♪
* An Imperial Officer comes to Vader (Played by Creator/JackBlack) for comfort
-->'''Vader:''' So what's up man, what's troubling you?
-->'''Officer:''' When it's dark out there, I kinda want mommy.
-->'''Vader:''' Yeah, but it's not like your mom can do anything to protect you.
-->'''Officer:''' Not even if she's bonkers with a razor?
-->'''Vader:''' ''Ohh. Wow.'' Okay, different kind of mom. Ask her if she wants a job!
-->'''Officer:''' Oh, okay. Nice floor!
-->'''Vader:''' Thank you!
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** BB-8's true identity: a Demonic Machine named Ricky
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**BB-8's true identity: a Demonic Machine named RickyRicky:
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--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note: Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] [[/note]]]]
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--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note: [[note]] Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] [[/note]]]][[/note]]
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--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note: Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] [[/note]]
** Negotiations with Greedo:
** Negotiations with Greedo:
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--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note: Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] [[/note]]
**[[/note]]]]
* Negotiations with Greedo:
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** The lightsabers sounding like two plastic props smacking together, much like they would have on-set.
** Han's innocent!
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** The scene with Han confronting Kylo, except this time it's over a finger puppet. The [[CallBack one he asked Snoke for earlier in the video no less]]. But the reactions of everyone else are still kept the same, so they are ComicalOverreacting.
** Kylo donning his helmet and showing his father a Vulcan salute:
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** Luke begins by trying to destroy the Texts only to be interrupted [[HesBack by a familiar someone]]:
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*The series makes a return for ''Film/TheLastJedi''
**Last Jedi]]
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** This also implies Yoda destroyed the tree holding the texts because he was ''mad at Luke'' instead of for more symbolic reasons.
** Yoda then proceeds to go into an entire musical number about his Stick, which he proclaims to be better than bacon. Some highlights:
*** Yoda insisting Luke wants to touch his Stick, only for Luke to reply he wants ''[[NoJustNoReaction nothing of the sort]]''.
*** Yoda having bought a pig, only for it to wake him up, and later [[WhatAnIdiot a bag of venom]].
*** Yoda apparently got his stick from that Log back on Dagobah.
*** Yoda [[TakeThat calling Luke's grumpiness out]].
*** In a nod to speculation about Grogu/Baby Yoda from ''Series/TheMandalorian'', cue footage of him when Yoda mentions his childhood.
*** A rather fed up Luke threatening to destroy the Stick with The Force.
** Yoda then proceeds to go into an entire musical number about his Stick, which he proclaims to be better than bacon. Some highlights:
*** Yoda insisting Luke wants to touch his Stick, only for Luke to reply he wants ''[[NoJustNoReaction nothing of the sort]]''.
*** Yoda having bought a pig, only for it to wake him up, and later [[WhatAnIdiot a bag of venom]].
*** Yoda apparently got his stick from that Log back on Dagobah.
*** Yoda [[TakeThat calling Luke's grumpiness out]].
*** In a nod to speculation about Grogu/Baby Yoda from ''Series/TheMandalorian'', cue footage of him when Yoda mentions his childhood.
*** A rather fed up Luke threatening to destroy the Stick with The Force.
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** Luke begins by trying to destroy the Texts only to be interrupted [[HesBack by a familiar someone]]:
-->'''Yoda:''' Hey. Where's the fire son?
-->'''Luke:''' [[DoubleTake What the]]-[[OhCrap OH NO.]]
** When Luke tries to ignore him.
-->'''Yoda:''' Hey! [[{{Angrish}} eh-wha]]. I told you to ''stop!''
-->'''Yoda: ''' (Destroys texts)
-->'''Yoda:''' Now THAT'S a fire!
** This also implies Yoda destroyed the tree holding the texts because he was ''mad at Luke'' instead of for more symbolic reasons.
** Yoda then proceeds to go into an entire musical number about his Stick, which he proclaims to be better than bacon. Some highlights:
*** Yoda insisting Luke wants to touch his Stick, only for Luke to reply he wants ''[[NoJustNoReaction nothing of the sort]]''.
*** Yoda having bought a pig, only for it to wake him up, and later [[WhatAnIdiot a bag of venom]].
*** Yoda apparently got his stick from that Log back on Dagobah.
*** Yoda [[TakeThat calling Luke's grumpiness out]].
*** In a nod to speculation about Grogu/Baby Yoda from ''Series/TheMandalorian'', cue footage of him when Yoda mentions his childhood.
*** A rather fed up Luke threatening to destroy the Stick with The Force.
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* The series makes a return for ''Film/TheLastJedi''
** Luke begins by trying to destroy the Texts only to be interrupted [[HesBack by a familiar someone]]:
-->'''Yoda:''' Hey. Where's the fire son?
-->'''Luke:''' [[DoubleTake What the]]-[[OhCrap OH NO.]]
** When Luke tries to ignore him.
-->'''Yoda:''' Hey! [[{{Angrish}} eh-wha]]. I told you to ''stop!''
-->'''Yoda: ''' (Destroys texts)
-->'''Yoda:''' Now THAT'S a fire!
** This also implies Yoda destroyed the tree holding the texts because he was ''mad at Luke'' instead of for more symbolic reasons.
** Yoda then proceeds to go into an entire musical number about his Stick, which he proclaims to be better than bacon. Some highlights:
*** Yoda insisting Luke wants to touch his Stick, only for Luke to reply he wants ''[[NoJustNoReaction nothing of the sort]]''.
*** Yoda having bought a pig, only for it to wake him up, and later [[WhatAnIdiot a bag of venom]].
*** Yoda apparently got his stick from that Log back on Dagobah.
*** Yoda [[TakeThat calling Luke's grumpiness out]].
*** In a nod to speculation about Grogu/Baby Yoda from ''Series/TheMandalorian'', cue footage of him when Yoda mentions his childhood.
*** A rather fed up Luke threatening to destroy the Stick with The Force.
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** Han in general being an overly comedic singer, with a tendency to ask for ridiculous items in absurdly specific numbers such as 17 frogs.
* The dub of ''[[Film/ANewHope Star Wars: A New Hope]]'' has a lot of these.
** C-3PO having an Indian accent.
** Luke and Owen having deep southern country accents.
** And R2-D2 acting and sounding like a little girl.
** The fact that the many characters without visible mouths makes it really easy to just dub in whatever they want. Especially stormtroopers and aliens.
** Luke's introduction:
--> '''Luke:''' A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze!
--> '''Owen:''' Remember what I said about that? That was your shadow!
--> '''Luke:''' Oh yeah, that thing.
** Leia's hologram, and Luke's reaction:
--> '''Leia:''' I want a wooden snowman, but no one sells them. *knocking at door* I'll be right out! *crouches to insert plans, [[ToiletHumor farts]]* (repeat on loop)
--> '''Luke:''' I want her to dance!
--> '''R2-D2:''' She does not dance.
--> '''C-3PO:''' Come on, make her dance for him!
--> '''R2-D2:''' That's not how it works.
--> *message plays*
--> '''Luke:''' Holy chicken, she's beautiful. *points* I wish you were real!
** Obi-Wan's reason for seeking Han's help:
--> '''Ben:''' Look, I just need the pickaxe of Cortez and the mystical diamonds!
** This exchange
--> '''Han:''' Well, why don't you just move to Nevada,dude.?
--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note: Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] [[/note]]
** Negotiations with Greedo:
--> '''Greedo:''' Listen, I've been sent here to collect all your fireworks, okay?
--> '''Han:''' Aw, just let me set 'em off at the meeting.
--> '''Greedo:''' Well, maybe I will if you give me your grilled meat.
--> '''Han:''' I don't ''have'' any grilled meat.
--> '''Greedo:''' Okay...um, do you have any pets?
--> '''Han:''' I have a monkey in a bottle...
--> '''Greedo:''' Does your monkey go "hoo hoo ''HOO''"?
--> '''Han:''' No, that's the pet giraffe. *immediate cut to Greedo being shot*
** Musings aboard the ''Falcon'':
--> '''Han:''' Y'know, I should build a baby Taco Bell. The sign would be kinda cute.
** Han singing:
--> '''Han:''' ♪I love it when you say that/A lot of great skaters bust their teeth♪
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' That song didn't make a bit of sense, and I don't like it!
--> '''Han:''' ♪There's an extra part that's worth it/And I'll sing it if I get/To clip your nails♪ Okay, anyway, I'm hopping on the can.
** Food?
--> '''Han:''' Ugh, I'm going crazy, I'm so hungry.
--> '''Luke:''' Well, I could make grilled cheese...
--> '''Han:''' No offense, kid, I don't think you even know how to boil water.
** Luke meets Leia:
--> '''Luke:''' I was a dog walker, you're really cute!
--> '''Leia:''' Ew.
--> '''Luke:''' Oh, you're ''really'' cute, and I forgot to wash earlier, but my bed is open!
--> '''Leia:''' No, person!
--> '''Luke:''' That's okay!
** The lightsabers sounding like two plastic props smacking together, much like they would have on-set.
** Han's innocent!
--> '''Luke:''' Did you take my wallet?
--> '''Han:''' Of course not. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And it's probably not in the trash by my armchair, so don't even look there.]]
** Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin's relationship:
--> '''Vader:''' Yo, what's up, Moffball?
--> '''Tarkin:''' I like bread.
--> '''Vader:''' Yeah, great, thanks for reminding me of what I can't eat 'cause of the mask!
--> '''Tarkin:''' You shouldn't have called me a "big turd burglar" at the gym.
--> '''Vader:''' Hehehe, ''turd burglar''...
** Leia's strange noises like 'FNEER!'
* From the BLR of ''Film/TheForceAwakens'':
** BB-8's true identity: a Demonic Machine named Ricky
-->:'''Poe''': "[[IllKillYou I WILL]] ''END'' YOU, DEMON!
** Han (voiced by Creator/MarkHamill no less) being the 'upset parent in the backseat'
** Han's [[OhCrap reaction]] to hearing about [[TheDreaded Ninjas]]
-->'''Han''': "Did you say NINJA?!"
-->'''Poe''': "Y-yeah.."
-->'''Han''': "They have Karate and can snap your shins clean!"
-->'''Poe''': "I'm scared now, alright?!"
-->'''Han''': "They'll pluck out our eyelids!"
-->'''Poe''': "Wait,[[SkewedPriorities could you still fall asleep?]]"
-->'''Han''': "How are ''those'' your first words?"
** The scene with Han confronting Kylo, except this time it's over a finger puppet. The [[CallBack one he asked Snoke for earlier in the video no less]]. But the reactions of everyone else are still kept the same, so they are ComicalOverreacting.
** Kylo donning his helmet and showing his father a Vulcan salute:
-->'''Han''': That's something different!
-->'''Kylo''': No, no I'm a [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan]].
--> '''Han''': "Vulcan [[CurseCutShort my a-]]"
* The dub of ''[[Film/ANewHope Star Wars: A New Hope]]'' has a lot of these.
** C-3PO having an Indian accent.
** Luke and Owen having deep southern country accents.
** And R2-D2 acting and sounding like a little girl.
** The fact that the many characters without visible mouths makes it really easy to just dub in whatever they want. Especially stormtroopers and aliens.
** Luke's introduction:
--> '''Luke:''' A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze!
--> '''Owen:''' Remember what I said about that? That was your shadow!
--> '''Luke:''' Oh yeah, that thing.
** Leia's hologram, and Luke's reaction:
--> '''Leia:''' I want a wooden snowman, but no one sells them. *knocking at door* I'll be right out! *crouches to insert plans, [[ToiletHumor farts]]* (repeat on loop)
--> '''Luke:''' I want her to dance!
--> '''R2-D2:''' She does not dance.
--> '''C-3PO:''' Come on, make her dance for him!
--> '''R2-D2:''' That's not how it works.
--> *message plays*
--> '''Luke:''' Holy chicken, she's beautiful. *points* I wish you were real!
** Obi-Wan's reason for seeking Han's help:
--> '''Ben:''' Look, I just need the pickaxe of Cortez and the mystical diamonds!
** This exchange
--> '''Han:''' Well, why don't you just move to Nevada,dude.?
--> '''Luke:''' Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Did you hear him? [[TooDumbToLive He doesn't even know geography!]] [[note: Nevada actually WAS a part of Mexico for a time]] [[/note]]
** Negotiations with Greedo:
--> '''Greedo:''' Listen, I've been sent here to collect all your fireworks, okay?
--> '''Han:''' Aw, just let me set 'em off at the meeting.
--> '''Greedo:''' Well, maybe I will if you give me your grilled meat.
--> '''Han:''' I don't ''have'' any grilled meat.
--> '''Greedo:''' Okay...um, do you have any pets?
--> '''Han:''' I have a monkey in a bottle...
--> '''Greedo:''' Does your monkey go "hoo hoo ''HOO''"?
--> '''Han:''' No, that's the pet giraffe. *immediate cut to Greedo being shot*
** Musings aboard the ''Falcon'':
--> '''Han:''' Y'know, I should build a baby Taco Bell. The sign would be kinda cute.
** Han singing:
--> '''Han:''' ♪I love it when you say that/A lot of great skaters bust their teeth♪
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' That song didn't make a bit of sense, and I don't like it!
--> '''Han:''' ♪There's an extra part that's worth it/And I'll sing it if I get/To clip your nails♪ Okay, anyway, I'm hopping on the can.
** Food?
--> '''Han:''' Ugh, I'm going crazy, I'm so hungry.
--> '''Luke:''' Well, I could make grilled cheese...
--> '''Han:''' No offense, kid, I don't think you even know how to boil water.
** Luke meets Leia:
--> '''Luke:''' I was a dog walker, you're really cute!
--> '''Leia:''' Ew.
--> '''Luke:''' Oh, you're ''really'' cute, and I forgot to wash earlier, but my bed is open!
--> '''Leia:''' No, person!
--> '''Luke:''' That's okay!
** The lightsabers sounding like two plastic props smacking together, much like they would have on-set.
** Han's innocent!
--> '''Luke:''' Did you take my wallet?
--> '''Han:''' Of course not. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And it's probably not in the trash by my armchair, so don't even look there.]]
** Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin's relationship:
--> '''Vader:''' Yo, what's up, Moffball?
--> '''Tarkin:''' I like bread.
--> '''Vader:''' Yeah, great, thanks for reminding me of what I can't eat 'cause of the mask!
--> '''Tarkin:''' You shouldn't have called me a "big turd burglar" at the gym.
--> '''Vader:''' Hehehe, ''turd burglar''...
** Leia's strange noises like 'FNEER!'
* From the BLR of ''Film/TheForceAwakens'':
** BB-8's true identity: a Demonic Machine named Ricky
-->:'''Poe''': "[[IllKillYou I WILL]] ''END'' YOU, DEMON!
** Han (voiced by Creator/MarkHamill no less) being the 'upset parent in the backseat'
** Han's [[OhCrap reaction]] to hearing about [[TheDreaded Ninjas]]
-->'''Han''': "Did you say NINJA?!"
-->'''Poe''': "Y-yeah.."
-->'''Han''': "They have Karate and can snap your shins clean!"
-->'''Poe''': "I'm scared now, alright?!"
-->'''Han''': "They'll pluck out our eyelids!"
-->'''Poe''': "Wait,[[SkewedPriorities could you still fall asleep?]]"
-->'''Han''': "How are ''those'' your first words?"
** The scene with Han confronting Kylo, except this time it's over a finger puppet. The [[CallBack one he asked Snoke for earlier in the video no less]]. But the reactions of everyone else are still kept the same, so they are ComicalOverreacting.
** Kylo donning his helmet and showing his father a Vulcan salute:
-->'''Han''': That's something different!
-->'''Kylo''': No, no I'm a [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan]].
--> '''Han''': "Vulcan [[CurseCutShort my a-]]"
