History Funny / AtunSheiFilms

* In "The Corsican Dildo", Alexis, who is revealed to be the leader of Antifa, explains to Jett that Antifa is seeking the titular MacGuffin, as it is worth a fair bit of money, and they plan on investing said money in such "diabolical" schemes as reparations for disadvantaged minorities affected by systematic racism and community gardens in urban areas and food deserts so that even the poorest can grow themselves a healthy and nutritious meal. Jett is [[FauxHorrific outraged]].

'''Johnny:''' Brave rebels! The tree of liberty must be watered by the blood of patriots!

* The Witchfinder General is horrified to learn there are now witches in Salem and praises a man who is protesting them. Until he realizes that the preacher is something even worse than a witch: a Catholic!

--->'''Johnny (quoting real Confederate diaries):''' I will show the Yankees that a white man is better than a n-Ahhh, that's a bad word [...] I love home and all that surrounds it as much as anybody, but if I have to be equal to a n- Nope! Nope nope nope nope!

-->'''Johnny (quoting a real Confederate diary):''' I will show the Yankees that a white man is better than a n-Ahhh, that's a bad word.
-->'''Johnny (quoting a real Confederate diary):''' I love home and all that surrounds it as much as anybody, but if I have to be equal to a n- Nope! Nope nope nope nope!

* "Fixing Film/{{Braveheart}}

-->'''Atun-Shei:''' [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII What about the war YOU started, you Nazi bastard?]]

-->'''Johnny:''' Lets switch to the Western theater.
-->'''Billy:''' [[CurbStompBattle You sure you want to do that?]]

*** Said call is from UsefulNotes/JoeBiden, who asks Billy Yank to try to not make any similar discussions, lest they cause any similar incidents somewhere else, like Mount Vernon.[[note]]UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington's home.[[/note]] Billy then tries asking Biden if he has made any progress on the suggestion about reparations for African-Americans he made during his campaign, Biden only responds with silence and deep breathing for close to a minute before hanging up.

--->'''Johnny:''' Sounds like a bunch of trouble-making freeloaders looking for a handout!
--->'''Billy:''' They were white.
--->'''Johnny:''' Brave rebels! The tree of liberty must be watered by the blood of patriots!

*** Said call is from UsefulNotes/JoeBiden, who asks Billy Yank to try to not make any similar discussions, lest they cause any similar incidents somewhere else, like Mount Vernon.[[note]]UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington's home.[[/note]] When Billy asks about reparations for African-Americans, Biden only responds with silence and deep breathing for close to a minute before hanging up.

* Every episode usually begins with Johnny Reb triumphantly shouting "CHECKMATE, LINCONITES!" as a bombastic version of "Dixie" begins to play in the background. He will then stare directly at the camera for several seconds with a [[SlasherSmile way-too-wide smile]] while Billy Yank either protests or just looks annoyed. This is parodied in the last episode where Billy Yank says "Checkmate Davisites...?" in an Awkward way and then an equally bombastic version of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays.
* "Wasn’t it KINDA About STATES’ RIGHTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

*** Said call is from UsefulNotes/JoeBiden, who asks Billy Yank to try to not cause any similar incidents somewhere like Mount Vernon.[[note]]UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington's home.[[/note]] When Billy asks about reparations for African-Americans, Biden only responds with silence and deep breathing for close to a minute before hanging up.

** After discussing the Confederacy's abandonment of states' rights in favor of authoritarianism, UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson rolls over in his grave at Monticello so violently that Billy and Johnny feel it in Louisiana.
** Johnny gets a call and is disgusted because it's a 202 area code (Washington DC).
** Then they get a call from UsefulNotes/JoeBiden. When Billy asks about reparations for African-Americans, Biden only responds with silence and deep breathing before hanging up.

-->'''Billy:''' They were white.

** Johnny Reb's [[EveryoneHasStandards horror]] at hearing Andrew Jackson talking about slavery and Native American displacement.
** After discussing the Confederacy's abandonment of states' rights in favor of authoritarianism, Thomas Jefferson rolls over in his grave at Monticello so violently that Billy and Johnny feel it in Louisiana.

** He mocks the movie's use of InHarmonyWithNature. "The amazing thing about modern life is that you can connect with nature any time you like. It's called camping, you numbnuts! Oh, I'm sorry, [[FirstWorldProblems is your objectively amazing modern life getting you down?]] Then go hike the Appalachina Trail! Jesus!"
** His ending monologue, over a beautiful soundtrack. "[[MotherNature Mother]]. Where shall I [[ToiletHumor poop]]? Shall I poop on the ground? Or poop in the river? Should I dig a whole and bury my poop? Mother, give me a sign." Punctuated with a loud fart.

** "George Washington is way too problematic of a historical figure for me to dress up as,” says the guy who regularly dresses up as a Confederate soldier, a Nazi, and [[TheWitchHunter a witch hunter]] Puritan.
** While rowing through a rich area with nice houses, Atun-Shei says "It's a good thing [Bienville lived] ''before'' UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution because these people [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffWithHisHead wouldn't keep their heads]]."

* Every episode usually begins with Johnny Reb triumphantly shouting "CHECKMATE, LINCONITES!" as a bombastic version of "I Wish I Was in Dixie Land" begins to play in the background. He will then stare directly at the camera for several seconds with a [[SlasherSmile way-too-wide smile]] while Billy Yank either protests or just looks annoyed. This is parodied in the last episode where Billy Yank says "Checkmate Davisites...?" in an Awkward way and then an equally bombastic version of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" plays.

* Every episode usually begins with Johnny Reb triumphantly shouting "CHECKMATE, LINCONITES!" as a bombastic version of "I Wish I Was in Dixie Land" begins to play in the background. He will then stare directly at the camera for several seconds with a [[SlasherSmile way-too-wide smile]] while Billy Yank either protests or just looks annoyed.

** "George Washington is way too problematic of a historical figure for me to dress up as,” says the guy who regularly dresses up as a Confederate soldier, a Nazi, and a Puritan WitchHunter.