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** The RunningGag of flashing a censored naked woman on screen called "Our Lady of Perpetual Audience Retention."
** He says a Pornhub video entitled "Seducing My Stepbrother At Camp" has a more logical premise than a sex scene in the movie.

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* In "Fixing Film/{{Gettysburg}}: The Second Day", Atun-Shei has a lot of fun with [[TheStoner General Weed's name]]. He then describes the First Minnesota Infantry (262 men) bayonet charging a Confederate brigade (1700 men) as "shattering slavers' skulls with every swing of their stainless steel testicles."
* The WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue at the end of the "Fixing Gettysburg" series. Atun-Shei survives the Battle of Gettysburg only to die of [[ToiletHumor diarrhea]] later. Klaus the Nazi archaeologist shoots himself live on the Joe Rogan Show, survives, and goes searching for the Silver Play Button artifact. Ron Maxwell learns about Atun-Shei's reviews from his grandson, says "Couldn't care less", and moves on with his life. All this is set to the movie's beautiful, inspiring score.

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* In "Fixing Film/{{Gettysburg}}: The Film/{{Gettysburg}}"
** In "The
Second Day", Atun-Shei has a lot of fun with [[TheStoner General Weed's name]]. He then describes the First Minnesota Infantry (262 men) bayonet charging a Confederate brigade (1700 men) as "shattering slavers' skulls with every swing of their stainless steel testicles."
* ** The WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue at the end of the "Fixing Gettysburg" series. Atun-Shei survives the Battle of Gettysburg only to die of [[ToiletHumor diarrhea]] later. Klaus the Nazi archaeologist shoots himself live on the Joe Rogan Show, survives, and goes searching for the Silver Play Button artifact. Ron Maxwell learns about Atun-Shei's reviews from his grandson, says "Couldn't care less", and moves on with his life. All this is set to the movie's beautiful, inspiring score.score.
* "Fixing Film/{{Braveheart}}
** Atun-Shei loved the editing of ''Braveheart'' so much he has an ImmodestOrgasm during a battle scene. He also loved the [[Series/GameOfThrones Battle of the Bastards]] so much he peed his pants. Also pooped his pants. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs He peed and pooped his pants]].
* "Fixing Film/TheMummy2017": He points out that since the movie takes place in the modern day, the grand shots of the Great Pyramids should have a Pizza Hut in the corner.
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* In "Julie the Naked Ghost: A New Orleans Folktale", he recounts how a resident of Julie's old apartment, tired of tour guides constantly coming to the apartment, stripped naked and took Julie's place on the roof right when the tour guide directed them to look up.

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* In "Julie the Naked Ghost: A New Orleans Folktale", he recounts how a resident of Julie's old apartment, tired of tour guides constantly coming to by and loudly telling the apartment, same story over and over, stripped naked and took Julie's place on the roof right when the tour guide directed them to look up.
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* In "Julie the Naked Ghost: A New Orleans Folktale", he recounts how a resident of Julie's old apartment, tired of tour guides constantly coming to the apartment, stripped naked and took Julie's place on the roof right when the tour guide directed them to look up.
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** While rowing through a rich area with nice houses, Atun-Shei says "It's a good thing [Bienville lived] ''before'' UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution because these people [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OffWithHisHead wouldn't keep their heads]]."
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* "Following Bienville: The Founding of New Orleans"
** He says he'll be traveling Bienville's original route on his own...except for his producer Eduardo, who will keep him supplied with beer and snacks.
** "George Washington is way too problematic of a historical figure for me to dress up as,” says the guy who regularly dresses up as a Confederate soldier, a Nazi, and a Puritan WitchHunter.
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* "Film/TheNewWorld: A Beautiful Mess"

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** His ending monologue, over a beautiful soundtrack. "[[MotherNature Mother]]. Where shall I poop? Shall I poop on the ground? Or poop in the river? Should I dig a whole and bury my poop? Mother, give me a sign."

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** His ending monologue, over a beautiful soundtrack. "[[MotherNature Mother]]. Where shall I poop? [[ToiletHumor poop]]? Shall I poop on the ground? Or poop in the river? Should I dig a whole and bury my poop? Mother, give me a sign."" Punctuated with a loud fart.

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* In "Film/TheNewWorld: A Beautiful Mess", Atun-Shei flashes a picture of a run-down old convenience store when he says "America."

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* In "Film/TheNewWorld: A Beautiful Mess", Mess"
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Atun-Shei flashes a picture of a run-down old convenience store when he says "America."
** He mocks the movie's use of InHarmonyWithNature. "The amazing thing about modern life is that you can connect with nature any time you like. It's called camping, you numbnuts! Oh, I'm sorry, [[FirstWorldProblems is your objectively amazing modern life getting you down?]] Then go hike the Appalachina Trail! Jesus!"
** His ending monologue, over a beautiful soundtrack. "[[MotherNature Mother]]. Where shall I poop? Shall I poop on the ground? Or poop in the river? Should I dig a whole and bury my poop? Mother, give me a sign.
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* In "Film/TheNewWorld: A Beautiful Mess", Atun-Shei flashes a picture of a run-down old convenience store when he says "America."
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* "Slavery in New Orleans" is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a mostly heavy subject]] but at the end, he explains how slaves invented what would come to be known as jazz, which some consider to be America's "greatest gift to the world". He thinks the [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Spicy McChicken]] deserves that title, but that's just his opinion.
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* In his video on Bernard de Marigny, he recounts Marigny challenging an American politician named Humble to a duel. Humble wanted to get out of it without appearing like a coward so he proposed the duel be at a lake in five feet-deep water with sledgehammers. Marigny wisely withdrew his challenge and the two became good friends.
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** He goes into the Salem Witch Museum, where one of the cashiers actually recognizes him. [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic She tells him to wear a mask.]]

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** He goes into the Salem Witch Museum, where one of the cashiers actually recognizes him. [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic She tells him to wear a mask.]]]] Then she tells him the best place to find witches is [[GetOut out on the Common]].



** Lucien Greaves, one of the Temple's founders, briefly walks into the scene, sees the Witchfinder General, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away without a word.]] Then she tells him the best place to find witches is [[GetOut out on the Common]].

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** Lucien Greaves, one of the Temple's founders, briefly walks into the scene, sees the Witchfinder General, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away without a word.]] Then she tells him the best place to find witches is [[GetOut out on the Common]].]]
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** One of the heathens attending the festival tries to hug him.
--->"Why do you hug me, you Sodomite?"
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* The Witchfinder General Goes to Mardi Gras
** The Witchfinder General gets [[FunnyBackgroundEvent photobombed]] by a curious Mardi Gras reveler during his opening dialogue.
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* Every episode usually begins with Johnny Reb triumphantly shouting [[Catchphrase "CHECKMATE, LINCONITES!"]] as a bombastic version of "I Wish I Was in Dixie Land" begins to play in the background. He will then stare directly at the camera for several seconds with a [[SlasherSmile way-too-wide smile]] while Billy Yank either protests or just looks annoyed.

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* Every episode usually begins with Johnny Reb triumphantly shouting [[Catchphrase "CHECKMATE, LINCONITES!"]] LINCONITES!" as a bombastic version of "I Wish I Was in Dixie Land" begins to play in the background. He will then stare directly at the camera for several seconds with a [[SlasherSmile way-too-wide smile]] while Billy Yank either protests or just looks annoyed.
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* Every episode usually begins with Johnny Reb triumphantly shouting [[Catchphrase "CHECKMATE, LINCONITES!"]] as a bombastic version of "I Wish I Was in Dixie Land" begins to play in the background. He will then stare directly at the camera for several seconds with a way-too-wide smile while Billy Yank either protests or just looks annoyed.

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* Every episode usually begins with Johnny Reb triumphantly shouting [[Catchphrase "CHECKMATE, LINCONITES!"]] as a bombastic version of "I Wish I Was in Dixie Land" begins to play in the background. He will then stare directly at the camera for several seconds with a [[SlasherSmile way-too-wide smile smile]] while Billy Yank either protests or just looks annoyed.
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* Every episode usually begins with Johnny Reb triumphantly shouting "CHECKMATE, LINCONITES!" as a bombastic version of "I Wish I Was in Dixie Land" begins to play in the background. He will then stare directly at the camera for several seconds with a way-too-wide smile while Billy Yank either protests or just looks annoyed.

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* Every episode usually begins with Johnny Reb triumphantly shouting [[Catchphrase "CHECKMATE, LINCONITES!" LINCONITES!"]] as a bombastic version of "I Wish I Was in Dixie Land" begins to play in the background. He will then stare directly at the camera for several seconds with a way-too-wide smile while Billy Yank either protests or just looks annoyed.
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** Lucien Greaves, one of the Temple's founders, briefly walks into the scene, sees the Witchfinder General, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away without a word.]]

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** Lucien Greaves, one of the Temple's founders, briefly walks into the scene, sees the Witchfinder General, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away without a word.]]]] Then she tells him the best place to find witches is [[GetOut out on the Common]].
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** The Witchfinder General goes into the Satanic Temple Headquarters where he meets a modern-day Satanist who explains their religion to him. He reacts as well as you'd expect.

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** The Witchfinder General goes into the Satanic Temple Headquarters with a musket, where he meets a modern-day Satanist who explains their religion to him. He reacts as well as you'd expect.
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** The Witchfinder General starts giving the Satanist his trademark TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, only for the Satanist to [[CatchphraseInterruptus cut him off]], say he's fine with being a "wretched sinner", [[ShutUpHannibal and politely tell him to look around and check out the gift shop.]]

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** The Witchfinder General goes into the Satanic Temple Headquarters where he meets a modern-day Satanist who explains their religion to him. He reacts as well as you'd expect.
** Lucien Greaves, one of the Temple's founders, briefly walks into the scene, sees the Witchfinder General, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walks away without a word.]]
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** Another woman recognizes him and asks for a selfie. He takes her cellphone for "further study" and walks away.
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** He goes into the Salem Witch Museum, where one of the cashiers actually recognizes him. [[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic She tells him to wear a mask.]]
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** He looks through some books at a book store.
-->"Not the Bible. Not the Bible. [[HeadTiltinglyKinky Definitely not the Bible]]!"
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* The Witchfinder General Visits Salem.
** He asks random people on the street if they are or have seen witches. One hostess at a restaurant says she loves his accent but can't understand a word he's saying.
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* The Witchfinder General's SigningOffCatchPhrase.
-->"Thou art a wretched sinner, utterly unworthy of God's love. A fountain of pollution is deep within thy nature and thou livest as a winter tree, unprofitable, fit only to be hewn down and burned. Steep thy life in prayer and hope that God sees fit to show mercy on thy corrupted soul."

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* His video on Vincent "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Clawhammer]]" Witcher is full of BlackComedy, but what finally gets Atun-Shei to call Witcher a "fucking weirdo?" The fact that Witcher [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking never used punctuation]].

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* His video on Vincent "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Clawhammer]]" Witcher is full of BlackComedy, but what finally gets Atun-Shei to call Witcher a "fucking weirdo?" The fact that Witcher [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking never used punctuation]].punctuation]].
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* "Checkmate Lincolnites" involves Johnny Reb directly quoting Confederate apologists in Youtube comment sections. One comment is so incoherent that Johnny has to get drunk on spiked coffee before he can properly say it.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The Witchfinder General exorcising Klaus the Nazi from Johnny Reb]], complete with [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers Lord of the Rings]] references.
* Johnny Reb prays to God for help debating Billy Yank. God appears [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith with Obi-Wan Kenobi's face]] and greets him with a [[MemeticMutation "Hello there."]] He also tells Johnny that Christmas is an evil pagan holiday and Catholics and Quakers are Devil-worshipers who should be killed.
* In "Did The Confederacy Have Better Generals?", Billy Yank introduces Grant by reciting one of his demands for unconditional surrender with a [[EvilSoundsDeep distorted, deep demonic voice]] as Johnny Reb cowers in terror.
* In the same video, Johnny tries to change the subject.
-->'''Johnny:''' Lets switch to the Western theater.
-->'''Billy:''' [[CurbStompBattle You sure you want to do that?]]
* Johnny mocks Ulysses S. Grant for being a drunk, right as Billy [[HypocriticalHumor pours them both a drink.]]
* After Johnny makes a particularly bad argument, Billy tells him "If you dropped an atomic bomb on the truth, what you just said wouldn't even get radiation burns."
* In "Fixing Film/{{Gettysburg}}: The Second Day", Atun-Shei has a lot of fun with [[TheStoner General Weed's name]]. He then describes the First Minnesota Infantry (262 men) bayonet charging a Confederate brigade (1700 men) as "shattering slavers' skulls with every swing of their stainless steel testicles."
* The WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue at the end of the "Fixing Gettysburg" series. Atun-Shei survives the Battle of Gettysburg only to die of [[ToiletHumor diarrhea]] later. Klaus the Nazi archaeologist shoots himself live on the Joe Rogan Show, survives, and goes searching for the Silver Play Button artifact. Ron Maxwell learns about Atun-Shei's reviews from his grandson, says "Couldn't care less", and moves on with his life. All this is set to the movie's beautiful, inspiring score.
* His video on Vincent "[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Clawhammer]]" Witcher is full of BlackComedy, but what finally gets Atun-Shei to call Witcher a "fucking weirdo?" The fact that Witcher [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking never used punctuation]].

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