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--->'''Khemu:''' Papo, what is best in life?
--->'''Bayek:''' To seek justice and truth. To live with honor. To protect the weak and poor. And to love you mother.
--->'''Khemu:''' My friend Kenon said it was to ''(adopts a snarling voice)'' [[Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982 "Crush our enemies, and hear the lamentations of their women!"]]
--->'''Bayek:''' We are ''Medjay'', son. Not barbarians.
--->'''Bayek:''' To seek justice and truth. To live with honor. To protect the weak and poor. And to love you mother.
--->'''Khemu:''' My friend Kenon said it was to ''(adopts a snarling voice)'' [[Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982 "Crush our enemies, and hear the lamentations of their women!"]]
--->'''Bayek:''' We are ''Medjay'', son. Not barbarians.
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* Because no one understand the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are using it as a [[ImprobableUseOfAWeapon stone to smash each other's head]].
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* Because no one understand understands the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are end up using it as a [[ImprobableUseOfAWeapon stone a bludgeon to smash each other's head]].heads in]].
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* Because no one understand the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are using it as a weapon...[[ImprobableUseOfWeapon physically]]
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* Because no one understand the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are using it as a weapon...[[ImprobableUseOfWeapon physically]][[ImprobableUseOfAWeapon stone to smash each other's head]].
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* Because no one understand the Apple of Eden, Bayek and the Order of the Ancients are using it as a weapon...[[ImprobableUseOfWeapon physically]]
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* In one of the constellation missions, the flashback audio reveals that Khemu has a friend named Kenon with some... [[ShoutOut Familiar views on life]].
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* In one of the constellation missions, the flashback audio reveals that Khemu has a friend named Kenon with some... [[ShoutOut Familiar familiar views on life]].
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* The girl peddling fake Siwan artifacts in "Forging Siwa." Pretty much everything she says.
** If you take the aggressive approach to saving her mother, Bayek will steal her CatchPhrase:
--->"I got a nice sword! WOULD YOU LIKE?!"
** If you take the aggressive approach to saving her mother, Bayek will steal her CatchPhrase:
--->"I got a nice sword! WOULD YOU LIKE?!"
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* A mission in Thebes has Bayek recovering a dream-seer's notes, finding another papyrus from one of the thieves, who tried using them for himself. His idea of advice leaves a lot to be desired, like noting one guy is apparently cursed to misfortunate, then asking how misfortunate he can get when he's already down one leg? Or another man dreaming his wife will leave him, which is impressive given his lack of a wife to begin with. And the last note? Wondering why these people aren't satisfied with his advice.
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* A mission in Thebes has Bayek recovering a dream-seer's notes, finding another papyrus from one of the thieves, who tried using them for himself. His idea of advice leaves a lot to be desired, like noting one guy is apparently cursed to misfortunate, then asking how misfortunate he can get when he's already down one leg? Or another man dreaming his wife will leave him, which is impressive given his lack of a wife to begin with. And the last note? Wondering why these people aren't satisfied with his advice.advice.
* Ubisoft released a video called "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyOHat3p_W4 Tales from the Tomb]]" which have hieroglyphs talking about Bayek's exploits.
* After assassinating the Hippo, you get the bathhouse towel Bayek wore as an outfit. If you toggle the hood on it? A second towel appears draped over his head like a hood.
* The description for the Leather Bag VendorTrash: "Recursion at its finest."
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* Ubisoft released a video called "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyOHat3p_W4 Tales from the Tomb]]" which have hieroglyphs talking about Bayek's exploits.
* After assassinating the Hippo, you get the bathhouse towel Bayek wore as an outfit. If you toggle the hood on it? A second towel appears draped over his head like a hood.
* The description for the Leather Bag VendorTrash: "Recursion at its finest."
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** While talking with Sab, he tells Bayek to get rid of the crocodiles without killing them (since that's against their religion). Bayek's response? "''Shoo'' the crocodiles?" He can't even finish asking if Sab is serious before just sighing in irritation.
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--->'''Description:''' When a mommy camel and a daddy unicorn love each other very much...
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--->'''Description:''' When a mommy camel and a daddy unicorn love each other very much...much...
* A mission in Thebes has Bayek recovering a dream-seer's notes, finding another papyrus from one of the thieves, who tried using them for himself. His idea of advice leaves a lot to be desired, like noting one guy is apparently cursed to misfortunate, then asking how misfortunate he can get when he's already down one leg? Or another man dreaming his wife will leave him, which is impressive given his lack of a wife to begin with. And the last note? Wondering why these people aren't satisfied with his advice.
* A mission in Thebes has Bayek recovering a dream-seer's notes, finding another papyrus from one of the thieves, who tried using them for himself. His idea of advice leaves a lot to be desired, like noting one guy is apparently cursed to misfortunate, then asking how misfortunate he can get when he's already down one leg? Or another man dreaming his wife will leave him, which is impressive given his lack of a wife to begin with. And the last note? Wondering why these people aren't satisfied with his advice.
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-->'''Bayek:''' Wait... Pompey compared you to a camel?
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-->'''Bayek:''' Wait... Pompey compared you to a camel?camel?
* The store pack has the option of silly items and mounts. Enjoy the bizarre spectacle of riding across the sands of Egypt on a uni-camel, mowing down bandits and Romans with a large cotton bud.
** The uni-camel's description alone, which is practically sarcasm incarnate:
--->'''Description:''' When a mommy camel and a daddy unicorn love each other very much...
* The store pack has the option of silly items and mounts. Enjoy the bizarre spectacle of riding across the sands of Egypt on a uni-camel, mowing down bandits and Romans with a large cotton bud.
** The uni-camel's description alone, which is practically sarcasm incarnate:
--->'''Description:''' When a mommy camel and a daddy unicorn love each other very much...
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** His incredulous "there are ''different'' kinds of silk?!". It's just so unlike Bayek to be so out of his depth.
** And after the quest, if Bayek speaks to Kara again, she'll ask if he's come to be her bodyguard full time. Bayek responds in terror that he isn't, he's just passing through.
** And after the quest, if Bayek speaks to Kara again, she'll ask if he's come to be her bodyguard full time. Bayek responds in terror that he isn't, he's just passing through.
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** His incredulous "there are ''different'' kinds of silk?!".linen?!". It's just so unlike Bayek to be so out of his depth.
** And after the quest, if Bayek speaks to Kara again, she'll ask if he's come to be her bodyguard full time. Bayek responds in terror that he isn't, he's just passingthrough.through, until the girl laughs and says he's quite gullible.
** And after the quest, if Bayek speaks to Kara again, she'll ask if he's come to be her bodyguard full time. Bayek responds in terror that he isn't, he's just passing
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** Said mission is all kinds of crazy anyway. Said Bastet worshipper is picking fights with Roman soldiers for attacking cats, and Bayek has to lead him out of Alexandria, while he keeps picking fights, in-between asking him to stop ranting. Once he's outside the city limits, Bayek tells him to go to the Temple of Bastet in Yamu, just so long as he doesn't tell the priestess about Bayek. And as the guy walks off, with his kittens following him, Bayek actually ''says'' "just keep walking... don't turn back..."
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** The Osiris constellation has Bayek recounting how Osiris was chopped into pieces, and his wife couldn't recover a [[GroinAttack certain part]], but declines to say which. Then Khemu asks "this means he couldn't make babies anymore, right?"
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** A few minutes later, Aya gets concerned about the soldiers:
--->'''Aya:''' Could we take them?
--->'''Bayek:''' Of course we can. We have better gods.
--->'''Cleopatra:''' ''(still in the carpet)'' Are we there yet?
--->'''Aya:''' Could we take them?
--->'''Bayek:''' Of course we can. We have better gods.
--->'''Cleopatra:''' ''(still in the carpet)'' Are we there yet?
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** During the parking space argument, there's a great bit of snark from Berg, who responds to Layla's indignant e-mail by saying if she's so bothered about the matter, she should file a complaint... but he knows how much she hates paperwork, and will never be able to do it.
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* The mission "The Last Bodyguard" has Bayek conscripted to play bodyguard to a BrattyTeenagedDaughter. Cue Bayek, a man who can plow through swarms of goons without much difficult, being completely baffled by a teenaged girl's behaviour.
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* The mission "The Last Bodyguard" has Bayek conscripted to play bodyguard to a BrattyTeenagedDaughter.BrattyTeenageDaughter. Cue Bayek, a man who can plow through swarms of goons without much difficult, being completely baffled by a teenaged girl's behaviour.
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** And after the quest, if Bayek speaks to Kara again, she'll ask if he's come to be her bodyguard full time. Bayek responds in terror that he isn't, he's just passing through.
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** And after the quest, if Bayek speaks to Kara again, she'll ask if he's come to be her bodyguard full time. Bayek responds in terror that he isn't, he's just passing through.through.
* During Hilarus' mission, he and Bayek get into a competition about the former's glory days, mentioning Pompey used to compare him to a camel. Bayek takes a moment to notice this.
-->'''Bayek:''' Wait... Pompey compared you to a camel?
* During Hilarus' mission, he and Bayek get into a competition about the former's glory days, mentioning Pompey used to compare him to a camel. Bayek takes a moment to notice this.
-->'''Bayek:''' Wait... Pompey compared you to a camel?
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-->'''Bayek:''' ''Shut up!'' Please!
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-->'''Bayek:''' ''Shut up!'' Please!Please!
* The mission "The Last Bodyguard" has Bayek conscripted to play bodyguard to a BrattyTeenagedDaughter. Cue Bayek, a man who can plow through swarms of goons without much difficult, being completely baffled by a teenaged girl's behaviour.
-->'''Bayek:''' ''(under his breath)'' Are you Sekhmet, sent here to test me?
-->'''Kara:''' What was that?
-->'''Bayek:''' Nothing.
** His incredulous "there are ''different'' kinds of silk?!". It's just so unlike Bayek to be so out of his depth.
** And after the quest, if Bayek speaks to Kara again, she'll ask if he's come to be her bodyguard full time. Bayek responds in terror that he isn't, he's just passing through.
* The mission "The Last Bodyguard" has Bayek conscripted to play bodyguard to a BrattyTeenagedDaughter. Cue Bayek, a man who can plow through swarms of goons without much difficult, being completely baffled by a teenaged girl's behaviour.
-->'''Bayek:''' ''(under his breath)'' Are you Sekhmet, sent here to test me?
-->'''Kara:''' What was that?
-->'''Bayek:''' Nothing.
** His incredulous "there are ''different'' kinds of silk?!". It's just so unlike Bayek to be so out of his depth.
** And after the quest, if Bayek speaks to Kara again, she'll ask if he's come to be her bodyguard full time. Bayek responds in terror that he isn't, he's just passing through.
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* Sab and Onnos, the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} priests of Amun Bayek meets in a side quest of ''Curse of the Pharaohs''. Sab somehow managed to scale his way up a giant statue by the time Bayek finds him and performs a Leap of Faith [[AchievementsInIgnorance completely accidentally]] because he can't figure out how to get down. We later meet his friend Onnos, who seems almost too eager to try taking on bandits and lions himself using his own [[ASimplePlan elaborate plans]] involving [[NoodleImplements dead rabbits and shovels]].
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* Sab and Onnos, the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} priests of Amun Bayek meets in a side quest of ''Curse of the Pharaohs''. Sab somehow managed to scale his way up a giant statue by the time Bayek finds him and performs a Leap of Faith [[AchievementsInIgnorance completely accidentally]] because he can't figure out how to get down. We later meet his friend Onnos, who seems almost too eager to try taking on bandits and lions himself using his own [[ASimplePlan elaborate plans]] involving [[NoodleImplements dead rabbits and shovels]].shovels]].
* One quest has Bayek rescuing a very drunk Greek guy from some crocodiles. The guy's pretty surprised to find his wife supposedly sent him, because he doesn't remember having one. Then he starts sharing too much information.
-->'''Klaudios:''' All the women I ever tried to f-
-->'''Bayek:''' ''Shut up!'' Please!
* One quest has Bayek rescuing a very drunk Greek guy from some crocodiles. The guy's pretty surprised to find his wife supposedly sent him, because he doesn't remember having one. Then he starts sharing too much information.
-->'''Klaudios:''' All the women I ever tried to f-
-->'''Bayek:''' ''Shut up!'' Please!
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* For the Final Fantasy tie in missions, Ardyn just shows up in his Eos clothes, summons something, and they both leave. There is no context, no speaking, just a weird guy in a hat and 2000 years ahead in fashion.
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* For the Final Fantasy tie in missions, Ardyn just shows up in his Eos clothes, summons something, Bahamut appears, and they both leave. There is no context, no speaking, just a weird guy in a hat and 2000 years ahead in fashion.
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* Sab and Onnos, the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} priests of Amun Bayek meets in a side quest of ''Curse of the Pharaohs''. Sab somehow managed to scale his way up a giant statue by the time Bayek finds him and performs a Leap of Faith [[AchievementsInIgnorance completely accidentally]] because he can't figure out how to get down. We later meet his friend Onnos, who seems almost too eager to try taking on bandits and lions himself using his own [[NoodleImplements elaborate plans involving dead rabbits and shovels]].
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* Sab and Onnos, the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} priests of Amun Bayek meets in a side quest of ''Curse of the Pharaohs''. Sab somehow managed to scale his way up a giant statue by the time Bayek finds him and performs a Leap of Faith [[AchievementsInIgnorance completely accidentally]] because he can't figure out how to get down. We later meet his friend Onnos, who seems almost too eager to try taking on bandits and lions himself using his own [[ASimplePlan elaborate plans]] involving [[NoodleImplements elaborate plans involving dead rabbits and shovels]].
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* For the Final Fantasy tie in missions, Ardyn just shows up in his Eos clothes, summons something, and they both leave. There is no context, no speaking, just a weird guy in a hat and 2000 years ahead in fashion.
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* For the Final Fantasy tie in missions, Ardyn just shows up in his Eos clothes, summons something, and they both leave. There is no context, no speaking, just a weird guy in a hat and 2000 years ahead in fashion.fashion.
* Sab and Onnos, the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} priests of Amun Bayek meets in a side quest of ''Curse of the Pharaohs''. Sab somehow managed to scale his way up a giant statue by the time Bayek finds him and performs a Leap of Faith [[AchievementsInIgnorance completely accidentally]] because he can't figure out how to get down. We later meet his friend Onnos, who seems almost too eager to try taking on bandits and lions himself using his own [[NoodleImplements elaborate plans involving dead rabbits and shovels]].
* Sab and Onnos, the {{Cloudcuckoolander}} priests of Amun Bayek meets in a side quest of ''Curse of the Pharaohs''. Sab somehow managed to scale his way up a giant statue by the time Bayek finds him and performs a Leap of Faith [[AchievementsInIgnorance completely accidentally]] because he can't figure out how to get down. We later meet his friend Onnos, who seems almost too eager to try taking on bandits and lions himself using his own [[NoodleImplements elaborate plans involving dead rabbits and shovels]].
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* When he gets back from the second level of assassinations, Apollodorus offers Bayek a glass of wine. Bayek just [[INeedAFreakingDrink grabs the bottle]] and downs it. Apollodorus looks exasperated for a bit, but then toasts him as if to say "That's fair."
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* When he gets back from the second level of assassinations, Apollodorus offers Bayek a glass of wine. Bayek just [[INeedAFreakingDrink grabs the bottle]] and downs it. Apollodorus looks exasperated for a bit, but then toasts him as if to say "That's fair.""
* For the Final Fantasy tie in missions, Ardyn just shows up in his Eos clothes, summons something, and they both leave. There is no context, no speaking, just a weird guy in a hat and 2000 years ahead in fashion.
* For the Final Fantasy tie in missions, Ardyn just shows up in his Eos clothes, summons something, and they both leave. There is no context, no speaking, just a weird guy in a hat and 2000 years ahead in fashion.
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--> It's very important that you understand that [[BlatantLies the work we do here is very serious]]. [[SeriousBusiness No fun allowed]].
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--> It's very important that you understand that [[BlatantLies the work we do here is very absolutely serious]]. [[SeriousBusiness No fun allowed]].
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* One of the Heavy Blunt Weapons is called [[CrossesTheLineTwice the Headache Cure]].
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* One of the Heavy Blunt Weapons is called [[CrossesTheLineTwice the Headache Cure]]. An another one [[note]]Although it's a Helix weapon, so it's extremely rare or needs special currency[[/note]], LOLCAT, is a long blunt weapon with a mummified cat at the end. What better way to respect old Egyptian beliefs than to use a cat's corpse to beat people senseless?
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* In the modern-day portions, the player can read Layla's emails and hear some of her personal audio recordings. One of the things she's done is [[EvilIsPetty reprimand Otso Berg for using her parking space]], and then [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu send him a patchwork piece ordered from Deanna's "Bitches 'n' Stitches" site]]. Berg's reaction to the latter is the icing on the cake; he admits that he's going to keep it because the craftwork is amazing, which leads the the beautiful image of a professional desk at Abstergo with an F-bomb sitting next to the monitor.
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* One of the Heavy Blunt Weapons is called [[CrossesTheLineTwice the Headache Cure]].
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* One of the Heavy Blunt Weapons is called [[CrossesTheLineTwice the Headache Cure]].Cure]].
* When he gets back from the second level of assassinations, Apollodorus offers Bayek a glass of wine. Bayek just [[INeedAFreakingDrink grabs the bottle]] and downs it. Apollodorus looks exasperated for a bit, but then toasts him as if to say "That's fair."
* When he gets back from the second level of assassinations, Apollodorus offers Bayek a glass of wine. Bayek just [[INeedAFreakingDrink grabs the bottle]] and downs it. Apollodorus looks exasperated for a bit, but then toasts him as if to say "That's fair."
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** Gets even weirder in one mission, which requires Bayek to protect a Bastet worshipper, who ha a small gang of cats following him as well.
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** Gets even weirder in one mission, which requires Bayek to protect a Bastet worshipper, who ha a small gang of cats following him as well.well.
* One of the Heavy Blunt Weapons is called [[CrossesTheLineTwice the Headache Cure]].
* One of the Heavy Blunt Weapons is called [[CrossesTheLineTwice the Headache Cure]].
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-->'''Cleopatra:''' [muffled] I'm fine.
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-->'''Cleopatra:''' [muffled] I'm fine.fine.
* Often, especially in cities, as Bayek is walking around, he will start attracting cats, who apparently have no concern whatsoever about the tall dude covered in a variety of weapons.
** Gets even weirder in one mission, which requires Bayek to protect a Bastet worshipper, who ha a small gang of cats following him as well.
* Often, especially in cities, as Bayek is walking around, he will start attracting cats, who apparently have no concern whatsoever about the tall dude covered in a variety of weapons.
** Gets even weirder in one mission, which requires Bayek to protect a Bastet worshipper, who ha a small gang of cats following him as well.
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** The vaguely scandalized note in Bayek's voice is what drives it home.
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** The vaguely scandalized note in Bayek's voice is what drives it home.home.
* When sneaking Cleopatra in to speak with Caesar, rolled up in a carpet, Aya wonders if she's doing okay.
-->'''Cleopatra:''' [muffled] I'm fine.
* When sneaking Cleopatra in to speak with Caesar, rolled up in a carpet, Aya wonders if she's doing okay.
-->'''Cleopatra:''' [muffled] I'm fine.
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--->'''Khemu:''' My friend Kenon said it was to ''(adopts a snarling voice)'' "Crush our enemies, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
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--->'''Khemu:''' My friend Kenon said it was to ''(adopts a snarling voice)'' [[Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982 "Crush our enemies, and hear the lamentations of their women!"women!"]]
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* In one of the constellation missions, the flashback audio reveals that Khemu has a friend named Kenon with some... [[ShoutOut Familiar views on life]].
--->'''Khemu:''' Papo, what is best in life?
--->'''Bayek:''' To seek justice and truth. To live with honor. To protect the weak and poor. And to love you mother.
--->'''Khemu:''' My friend Kenon said it was to ''(adopts a snarling voice)'' "Crush our enemies, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
--->'''Bayek:''' We are ''Medjay'', son. Not barbarians.
** The vaguely scandalized note in Bayek's voice is what drives it home.
--->'''Khemu:''' Papo, what is best in life?
--->'''Bayek:''' To seek justice and truth. To live with honor. To protect the weak and poor. And to love you mother.
--->'''Khemu:''' My friend Kenon said it was to ''(adopts a snarling voice)'' "Crush our enemies, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
--->'''Bayek:''' We are ''Medjay'', son. Not barbarians.
** The vaguely scandalized note in Bayek's voice is what drives it home.
