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** Michael brings the entire Post Team onto the show to hash out their various petty fights, namely Larry vs Jarren on their "McThursdays" tradition. The team also gets into it over how to eat Oreos.

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** Michael brings the entire Post Team onto the show to hash out their various petty fights, namely Larry vs Jarren on their "McThursdays" "[=McThursdays=]" tradition. The team also gets into it over how to eat Oreos.
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* #345: AH Group Therapy: The Post Team Squashes the Beef
** Michael brings the entire Post Team onto the show to hash out their various petty fights, namely Larry vs Jarren on their "McThursdays" tradition. The team also gets into it over how to eat Oreos.
*** Aaryn wisely stays offscreen but Michael can hear her comments. Jacob, apparently, tunes out all the drama and lets Kaden catch him up.
*** Tyler claims he changes sides mainly so Larry doesn't have anyone on his side.
** According to Ashley, if Michael is in a mood, he may or may not mess with the team by buying them things or trying to waste their time. He initially was going to buy stuff that the Post Team needed for getting work done, but ended up buying Tyler Heelys and the popcorn machine. The first suggestion they gave Michael? A breakfast buffet and a Japanese vending machine.
*** Michael is especially annoyed with Tyler for not wearing the shoes more often and at RTX, with Tyler defending that carpeted floors stop him.
** As part of Steffie's farewell, she scheduled a tweet on the AH account that was just the word "fuck" in the middle of the night, deeply confusing everyone the next morning.
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** Part 2 brings Ky, BK, and Michael along for the ride and features Blaine in a rooster costume. It goes as wildly off the rails as expected, with Michael even yanking off Trevor's bald cap towards the end.
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** Because Ify is a large strong man, he became known for his intense {{Bear Hug}}s. He apparently was able throw Blaine around like a ragdoll and was able to pick up Armando, who's not only four inches taller, but also two sizes bigger that him. Armando even told Michael that people thought he was shorter that they expected. And speaking of short people, Ify had never met Jeremy in person until the AH Live tour and that his brain broke seeing his real height.

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** Because Ify is a large strong man, he became known for his intense {{Bear Hug}}s. He apparently was able throw Blaine around like a ragdoll and was able to pick up Armando, who's not only four inches taller, but also two sizes bigger that him. Armando even told Michael that people thought he was shorter that they expected. And speaking of short people, Ify had never met Jeremy in person until the AH Live tour and that his brain broke upon seeing his real height.height when he stood up.
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* #320: How Did We Not Die as Kids?
** As the show starts, the intro clip breaks and starts repeating itself while Michael yells at Broadcast and they stand in front of the cameras as they try to fix it.
--->'''Trevor:''' I'm trapped in a time loop!
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** Because Ify is a large strong man, he became known for his intense {{Bear Hug}}s. He apparently was able to pick up Armando, who's not only four inches taller, but also two sizes bigger that him. Armando even told Michael that people thought he was shorter that they expected. And speaking of short people, Ify had never met Jeremy in person until the AH Live tour and that his brain broke seeing his real height.

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** Because Ify is a large strong man, he became known for his intense {{Bear Hug}}s. He apparently was able throw Blaine around like a ragdoll and was able to pick up Armando, who's not only four inches taller, but also two sizes bigger that him. Armando even told Michael that people thought he was shorter that they expected. And speaking of short people, Ify had never met Jeremy in person until the AH Live tour and that his brain broke seeing his real height.
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* #342: Ify Ate WHAT in the back of a Tesla? - Live from RTX 2022
** Fiona and Ify are in town for RTX, and the episode consists of mainly her exposing [[LovableSexManiac his adventurous love life]].
** Michael shows off his ''Face Jam'' "switchfork", and is appalled that a bouncer let him through into a party with it because of the fact that no one was expecting a fork to pop out.
** Alfredo shares the story of mistakenly getting his neighbor's sex pills while his neighbor mistakenly got a frog mask that Alfredo had ordered for his ''Among Us'' panel. He also tells the audience that Michael constantly orders deliveries of "tiny" orders of food to his house, much to his annoyance and Jackie's delight.
** As Geoff is in the middle of explaining his baseball cards fixation to Ify, Michael interrupts the panel to angrily berate audience members who kept playing with the ''F**kface'' groan tubes. Geoff gleefully comments that was exactly why he commissioned those tubes in the first place.
** Ify bemoans that his daughter has become engrossed with ASMR mukbang videos, much to his distress because as he claims that it's "too close to Daddy's search history". Michael comments that it's great that Ify is an occasional guest because of the craziness of his stories. Ify is also annoyed that ever since Fiona moved to Los Angeles, she has been hanging out with his sister more often that she does with him.
** Alfredo shares that he got spoiled for the last ''Series/StrangerThings'' season by Jackie, but she claimed it was because Netflix spoiled it for her.
** Ify tries to turn the tables on Fiona, asking what her type of woman is. Geoff jokes that Fiona should date Ify's sister so they'd be in-laws, but he shoots [[MySisterIsOffLimits that right down.]] Fiona then asks Michael who his type is, which is [[HappilyMarried his wife]], with Fiona adding that Lindsay is also her type.
** Ify tells Geoff he wants to guest on ''Annual Pass'' because he used to work at Disney, to which Geoff responds that Jack would be more interested. He then asks Geoff if he can be on ''F**kface'' because he knows a little bit about both.
** The episode title comes from Fiona meeting a girl who, upon learning that Fiona knew Ify, revealed that, in a more vulgar way, she [[AutoErotica hooked up with him in his Tesla.]] Michael and Ify facepalm as Alfredo and Geoff cackle.
** Ify then says he's joined the MileHighClub and that it was terrible because he was too big for it.
--->'''Ify:''' I'm too big, there's a size limit.\\
'''Michael:''' No shit, Ify, ''I'm'' too big for the fucking bathroom! I'm too big to use the bathroom on a plane, did you punch out a window or something?
** Because Ify is a large strong man, he became known for his intense {{Bear Hug}}s. He apparently was able to pick up Armando, who's not only four inches taller, but also two sizes bigger that him. Armando even told Michael that people thought he was shorter that they expected. And speaking of short people, Ify had never met Jeremy in person until the AH Live tour and that his brain broke seeing his real height.
*** Of course, Lindsay then texted Michael with [[CallBack "Let me know if this means something: he's 5'4"]], much to Geoff's ire.
** Michael berates the audience for the groan tubes again, while Ify encourages them to use them.
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* ''Egg Jeopardy'', which is an egg-themed Jeopardy sketch, featuring Trevor in a bald cap and asking Joe, Alfredo and Kayla questions. It goes into such a wildly surreal direction and off the rails that it's more or less described as a "fever dream".
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'''Michael:''' [[WhatAnIdiot You just]]'' [[LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt said to do it!]]''\\

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** Jack offers to show Fiona some classic Internet history and even compiled them into a Google Doc for her. The first one she clicks? The JustForFun/{{Rickroll}}. [[spoiler:She gets rickrolled three more times afterwards.]]

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** Jack offers to show Fiona some classic Internet history and even compiled them into a Google Doc for her. The first one she clicks? The JustForFun/{{Rickroll}}. [[spoiler:She She gets rickrolled three more times afterwards.]]



* As a joke riffing on "Shark Week", Achievement Hunter decided to make "Crab Week", where they played games with sea or crab motifs, even briefly replacing the joystick in their logo with a crab. Their Twitter account then posted [[https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/1293212206679687169 a thread]] comparing each member to various crab pictures. [[spoiler:Gavin's picture is simply a bird in a crab hat.]]

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* As a joke riffing on "Shark Week", Achievement Hunter decided to make "Crab Week", where they played games with sea or crab motifs, even briefly replacing the joystick in their logo with a crab. Their Twitter account then posted [[https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/1293212206679687169 a thread]] comparing each member to various crab pictures. [[spoiler:Gavin's Gavin's picture is simply a bird in a crab hat.]]
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** The episode title comes from a conversation about a shrunken Gavin swimming through Matt's blood vessels.[[labelnote:*]]Incidentally enough, the day the episode aired, Matt was forced to pull out of the AH Live tour due to being hospitalized for kidney stones.[[/labelnote]]

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** The episode title comes from a conversation about a shrunken Gavin swimming through Matt's blood vessels.[[labelnote:*]]Incidentally enough, on the day the episode aired, Matt was forced to pull out of the AH Live tour due to being hospitalized for kidney stones.[[/labelnote]]
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* #328: Tiny Gavin Fixes Matt’s Heart / 19 Long Years
** The episode opens with Gavin getting savaged for his unruly body hair, especially since he hasn't been on the podcast due to conflicts with recording ''F**kface''.
** The episode title comes from a conversation about a shrunken Gavin swimming through Matt's blood vessels.[[labelnote:*]]Incidentally enough, the day the episode aired, Matt was forced to pull out of the AH Live tour due to being hospitalized for kidney stones.[[/labelnote]]
** Ky asks the guys what they would show aliens to show them if humanity is worth saving, Michael immediately responds with Mr. Blobby. Matt immediately accepts humanity's death while Gavin responds that he would show them a mirror. Since Ky has never heard of Mr. Blobby, Michael shows her a clip, to which she is horrified and then amused.
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* During a Fallguys stream at the end of March 2022, the group are placed on Hoverboard Heroes. Lindsay, with all the confidence they can muster, ''immediately'' runs and tries to grab the laser bars, having completely misunderstood the way to complete the level (standing on the hoverboard and avoiding obstacles) and sending Ky into hysterics.
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* #317: Conceived Thanks to [=McDonald's=] / Geoff Doesn't Understand Wordle
** The episode opens with Alfredo zoomed into his camera while breathing heavily, Geoff asleep like a vampire, and Joe's camera stretched out.
** Alfredo shows off his new Spider-Man statue, and because it looks glossy, it prompts this dirty conversation:
--->'''Geoff:''' Point of clarity: do you jack off ''to'' him or ''on'' him?\\
'''Alfredo:''' Well, he's shiny for a reason. ''[BK is in silent hysterics]''\\
'''Joe:''' How many sessions have you had to get it shiny like that?\\
'''Alfredo:''' Just a couple...I mean, back in my heyday, it would have been one. ''[BK nearly falls out of her chair wheezing]''\\
'''Matt:''' So...Spider-Man can now stick to the wall, right? ''[Geoff bursts out laughing as BK starts coughing from hysterics]''
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* ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterBetweenTheGames Between The Games and Shenanigans]]''
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[[folder:Shenanigans and Between the Games]]
* In the middle of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0UEuRE18LM#t=28m30s The Patch #83]], Geoff walks up to Ryan with a controller and asks him to press the A button. After hesitating, Geoff tells Gus to do it - he does, and changes Ryan's Gamertag.
-->'''Meg''': You just bought, like, two systems or something.
-->'''Ryan''': No, no, I'm sure it's something worse than that.
** What's even funnier is that Geoff runs back into The Patch set and tells him; [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0UEuRE18LM#t=29m56s a little bit later]], Ryan tells the listeners that he's coming in early the next day and ''none of them'' will have a Gamertag anymore.
--->'''Ryan''': Internet, I'm gonna tell you right now. If you go tomorrow and try to get any of their Gamertags, it'll be available.
* We later get to see the making of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euwwOobEgRE the prank]]. Highlights include:
** Jack, who was absent during these events, comes into the office after the name change, looks at Ryan's computer monitor, and calmly lets out a quiet [[OhCrap "oh no."]] When Kerry finds out about it, he turns to the camera and pretty much begs Ryan to understand that it wasn't him that did it.
** The guys are then flabbergasted that news of Ryan's "name change" was on the Rooster Teeth Subreddit mere moments after Geoff had finalized the change.
** Geoff, Michael, Ray, and Gavin are absolutely terrified when Ryan calmly walks into the AH office swearing revenge, in very different ways: Gavin claims that he was just filming the prank, Geoff starts blaming others, Ray desperately tries to backpedal from the prank (which he inadvertently suggested) and Michael spends the video giggling uncontrollably wielding a golf club.
-->'''Gavin''': Oh man, my heart hurts.
-->'''Matt''': That's ''fear'', Gavin.
** What makes this even funnier was that they ''knew'' Ryan would be angry and they still did it, despite Ray trying to desperately backpedal even then.
** Ryan's return to the office - Ryan is one of the calmer members of the main group, so it's unnerving to see just how pissed off he is from the moment he enters the room, as well as how ''[[TranquilFury calm]]'' he is when threatening the others. Add to this Michael and Geoff dying of laughter in the background, and the entire reveal is hilarious.
** When Ryan first does enter the office, he immediately squashes all pretense.
-->'''Geoff''': Hey, what's up?
-->'''Ryan''': Hey. You guys are all fucked, you know that, right?
-->'''Geoff''': How was The Patch?
-->'''Ryan''': Oh, I know. You leave for a second, you're fucked.
** At the very end of the Behind The Scenes, Gavin and Michael are discussing how much it actually costs to change your gamertag. Ryan caps it:
-->'''Ryan:''' It's 10, yeah. $9.99. ''[holds up his phone]'' I got the receipt.
-->''[[[{{Corpsing}} everyone dies laughing]]]''
** One comment sums up everyone's roles in the video rather neatly:
--> Ray bought the gun.[[labelnote:*]]Ray was the one who suggested the prank.[[/labelnote]]
--> Gavin aimed the gun.[[labelnote:*]]Gavin took Ray's idea and ran with it, insisting it be done even after Ray tried to backpedal.[[/labelnote]]
--> Geoff loaded the bullet.[[labelnote:*]]Geoff set up the name change.[[/labelnote]]
--> Michael called the ambulance.[[labelnote:*]]Michael prepared an alternate profile to take the name "BM Vagabond" so that they could give it back to Ryan after the prank.[[/labelnote]]
--> Gus pulled the trigger.[[labelnote:*]]As said above, Gus was the one who pushed the button that confirmed the name change.[[/labelnote]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H1pro2KUQw Shenanigans - Fake Versus]], or to be more accurate "The hazing of Jeremy". The gang pranks Jeremy in a fake ''VS.'' episode by doing an eating contest and just watching Jeremy messily gobble down food while Jack calmly snacks and everyone else helps themselves to the food as well.
** While the prank itself is funny enough, even better is the rest of the Hunters taking the chance to [[LargeHam ham it up to massive extents]].
--->'''Geoff''': JACK HAS UNHINGED HIS JAW! ''LIKE A MIGHTY PYTHON''!
* Shenanigans 3: Cleaning Out. Breaking In.
** The entire premise of the episode. Cleaning up all of Gavin's stuff and breaking into his office to leave it there.
** Michael having to buy a lock picking kit because they can't unlock it through normal means.
** Trevor, Matt and Kdin attempting to lock pick the door. Trevor accidentally unlocks the door but no one knows until Matt puts in the tension rod and just turns the knob.
** Michael telling Lindsay to be gentle with Gavin's stuff just before smashing a box of Gavin's stuff into the door trying to open it.
** Michael pouring soda all over Gavin's desk and then blames the absent Brit for it spreading all over his desk.
-->''What'd he do spill soda all over his desk? Fucking idiot.''
*** Later in the video, he pours water all over the floor and continues to blame Gavin for the spilt soda
** Ryan holding a book open so Lindsay can stab it. She warns Michael to watch out.
-->'''Ryan:''' Watch out Michael!?
-->'''Michael:''' Yeah, she's gonna kill your ass.
** When Michael suggests that Gavin go fetch the parcel a fan sent from his desk in his office Gavin immediately knows something's up and asks first if the desk is on fire, and then if it's even still there.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edvpnfvmEYU Cleaning Gavin's desk]]. Jeremy ''axe kicks'' Gavin's desk. The only two who are completely dumbfounded about what happened next ''are'' Jeremy and Gavin; everyone else was either stunned that they went through with it, or are keeping their calm.
-->'''Michael''': Remember when I said [[FiveSecondForeshadowing it was gonna break]]?
** For a full explanation: Jeremy randomly asked Gavin if he could axe-kick Gavin's desk. Gavin was hesitant until he stood on top of his desk and thought it was strong enough, despite it noticeably ''bending'' under Gavin's weight (who is 150 pounds ''soaking wet''). Michael points out that this is a bad idea. Ryan points out that this is a bad idea. Matt [[RuleOfThree points out that this is a bad idea]]. Gavin and Jeremy go through with it anyway, and Jeremy almost-literally cuts Gavin's desk in half with his kick. Cue [[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1320956541277658&set=p.1320956541277658&type=3&theater this expression]] from Michael and him later slipping into his Rage Quit persona as he chews Gavin out for agreeing to this in the first place. On closer observation, the desk was little more than four thin walls of wood with cell-structure cardboard supporting it, so ''of course'' the desk was going to break!
--->'''Michael''': WELL, NO SHIT! IT'S--IT'S FUCKIN' CARDBOARD!
** Ryan keeping calm during the whole ordeal only adds the the hilarity.
--->'''Ryan''': Okay, we're gonna need a desk. Probably tomorrow.\\
(After checking the damage)\\
'''Ryan''': Oh... That monitor's done. So we need a ''monitor'' and a desk.
** [[CallBack Exactly like Ryan punching the pumpkin on an Off Topic not long before]], Gavin's idea of "keeping a grip on the monitor to keep it from falling" is to place three fingers on top of it with no grip on the monitor whatsoever. Sure enough, when the table splits in half he has no ability to catch it and it breaks.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgOxsZCWdXo Lil J's Lil Desk]]. Both Michael and Gavin decide to take off the legs and support of Jeremy's desk as punishment for being too comfortable in his new position at the time, leaving nothing but the flat top of the desk with everything on it and functional no less. When Gavin Mentions that they should also do the same with his chair as well, Michael just gives the biggest shit eating grin you'll ever see.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKfulHf2OlY Jeremy Gets a Raise]]. In the followup to "Lil J's Lil Desk", Achievement Hunter proceeds with their most expensive video yet by ''[[OverlyPrepreparedGag raising his desk up to the ceiling.]]''
** During the preparation, Geoff warns against Ryan unplugging any of his (Geoff's) cables while they work. He then turns his back, and ''immediately'' [[{{Troll}} Gavin]] pulls out several cables from Geoff's computer.
** When Gavin and Geoff tell Michael of their plan four months earlier, he gives them a look that just reads "I am so done."
* In another edition of pranks with [[ButtMonkey Jeremy]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k7kPe-fJX8 Hanging with Lil J]] (though with his willing participation this time). Half of the crew is busy with recording an episode of Heroes and Halfwits, so Jeremy, Gavin, Jack, Matt and Trevor decide to duct tape Jeremy to the wall of the office, then move stuff in front of him so nobody notices.
** Their chief aim is to get a reaction out of Geoff. After waiting a long time, and getting reactions out of Ryan, Michael, Lindsay and Mica, Geoff comes in... [[FailedASpotCheck completely misses the obvious pile of furniture and pair of feet,]] and sits down to start working. Five minutes later, after constant [[{{Corpsing}} giggling]] from the others, and Michael throwing a tennis ball at Jeremy, Geoff ''finally'' notices...[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight goes "Alright" and gets back to work]].
*** At one point they talk back and forth '''with Jeremy''' hoping that will tip Geoff off. It doesn't.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0jm1Zrog4 Michael's Segway Tour]]. Michael goes on a [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy drunken]] tour of the Rooster Teeth offices.
** He gets to the Rooster Teeth Productions bungalow, and there's ''nobody'' there, so he takes an armful of snacks from a storage room and throws them all over Jon Risinger's desk.
** When Michael decides to put the Segway onto a table, Gus comes by and barely attempts to maintain looking like the boss as he watches Michael roll off the table into a bean bag chair.
-->'''Gus''': Should I dial 9-1?
* ''Monster Mac'': Has the AH crew trying to construct a massive burger out of [=McDonald's=].
** The preroll shows Lindsay going to [=McDonald's=] to order everything. It's a ''massive order'' as expected.
** The original idea was to put a Mac Junior inside a Big Mac inside the Grand Mac, but things rapidly got out of hand.
** Ryan and Michael proceeding to argue over the math of how to construct the burger (Ryan didn't like the 1-2-4-4 progression) and Michael has to show Ryan how you can't fit ''16 nuggets'' on the burger.
** The "Monster Mac" or the "Potentially Insane Mac."
** The burger is so massive that they actually need to ''skewer'' it with two skewers in order to keep it together and it has to be eaten horizontally due to the size.
** Ryan and Jeremy calculate the total amount of calories in the Monster Mac. It's almost ''4000 calories!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDdXHNy-tjA Gavin's Sweet Revenge]] has Gavin getting back at Trevor by smashing 5 pounds of Smarties candies and pouring them on his desk.
** As first, they try to smash the candies using a cement block and a replica of Thor's hammer. All that leaves is an uneven mess and a candy-covered hammer.
** When they opt to use a blender instead, Gavin's lead to the blender and the person who leads him there goes to leave a note to order a new blender. When they're all said and done, Gavin writes on the leftover candy dust "Ryan did this".
*** Also, they go to two separate offices asking the people there if they have a blender. Only [[StatingTheSimpleSolution when it's pointed out]] by the people in the second office do they think to use the blender in ''the kitchen.''
** When Gavin pours everything in, Ryan gets Matt to take a whiff, which causes him to gag.
** As it turns out it was accidental DisproportionateRetribution: Trevor just laid an open pack of Smarties on his desk. Gavin's quite embarrassed.
* ''Loot Box Looters'': Matt Bragg is very much annoyed that Larry (one of their lead editors) plays ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' a lot, but has never opened a single loot box he has received in-game, leaving 214 of them sitting on his account. So he takes advantage of Larry's absence while on the Let's Play Live tour to open (almost) all of them. He even recruits the entire AH support team to help out.
-->'''Matt''': [[EverythingsBetterWithPlushies Pachimari]] even opened one [[note]] Matt and Andy pushed the button ''with'' Pachimari. They even took a selfie of it [[/note]]. You got betrayed by your desk toy.
** Before doing this, however, Matt taunted him on Twitter with a (Photoshopped) picture showing a complete lack of loot boxes. Larry was not amused.
*** According to Trevor, when Larry called Matt about it while he was away, Matt told him that he actually hadn't opened any. [[ExactWords He opened them AFTER the conversation]].
** When Larry returned to the office, he couldn't log into ''Overwatch'' right away because Blizzard was doing [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties routine maintenance on the servers.]]
** After logging into the game, Larry's reaction to seeing a grand total of ''6'' loot boxes remaining (one for each of the game's major updates) was priceless.
--> '''Larry:''' "Matt Bragg, what did you dooooo?!"
** Upon finding out that everyone in the office had helped open the loot boxes, Larry was not happy.
--> '''Larry:''' ''(pointing at Matt)'' I don't like ''you...'' ''(pointing at Andy)'' I don't like ''you...'' ''(pointing at Neal)'' I don't like ''you...'' ''(about to point at Trevor)''\\
'''Trevor:''' ''(pointing back)'' I'll ''fire'' you.\\
'''Larry:''' [[OhCrap Oh shi- duly noted.]] ''(pointing at Kent)'' I don't like ''you...'' ''(pointing at Ashley)'' And I don't like ''her!''
** And the icing on the cake:
--> '''Matt:''' You don't have all those loot boxes, but you know what you ''do'' have?\\
'''Larry:''' What's that?\\
'''Matt:''' A video to edit.\\
'''Larry:''' Go fuck yourself!
* Gavin invents a new game called [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9z83ROIUxA Flinchless Kicky-Doo]], where one participant kicks a foam ball at the others while they attempt not to flinch. Gavin takes his shot and misses. Trevor takes his shot and misses. Jeremy takes his shot... and nails [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Matt, who's standing behind the camera]]. A little HP bar pops up to show that Matt's been hit.
** And then all three of them go on to hit him a further ''[[ButtMonkey six times]]'', causing a 'Fatality' sign to pop up as Matt's HP depletes, and [[CameraAbuse breaking one of the cameras]]. And then Trevor hits him ''again''.
** Gavin gives off a very odd cry of surprise:
---> '''Gavin:''' Chicken ''korma''!
** Jeremy punts the ball straight into Gavin's face, [[TheHyena sending Jack laughing to the floor]]. Trevor stands stock still for a few seconds, but [[{{Corpsing}} quickly relents to laughing with everyone else.]]
*** For bonus points, it was the first ball Jeremy kicked that '''didn't'' go flying straight at Matt.
* ''Smoked Out'': Some [[SarcasmMode bright spark]] decided to send the Achievement Hunters some smoke grenades (see the AHWU section above). Naturally, they decide to test them out by lobbing one in the stream room, shutting down the support room next door for about an hour.
** The second part of the video takes place during a recording of ''Let's Watch: [[Videogame/Prey2017 Prey]]''. Geoff's childishly giddy with excitement.
---> '''Geoff:''' I wanna throw a smoke grenade real badly.\\
'''Jeremy:''' It's pretty fun.\\
'''Geoff:''' I wouldn't know! You won't give me one!\\
''(Michael shows him the first half of the video)''\\
'''Geoff:''' Ohhhhhh!\\
'''Michael:''' And that's I didn't give it to you.
** Then the discussion turns to what to do with the ''rest'' of them. Geoff first suggests throwing all of them at once, then under somebody's car.
* ''Dicking Around'': The Achievement Hunter crew vandalizes their office with the two dildos that fans sent them.
** In the first part of the video, the first dildo has a sucker-cup on the end, so they try to throw it up and get it stuck on a ceiling fixture. After a couple of failures, Jack has a go, and immediately gets it stuck poking out of the ceiling tiles.
** Ryan attempts to throw the second one into a hole in another ceiling tile. He ends up knocking the ceiling tile out completely.
** The second part of the video involves Jeremy trying to literally shake the second dildo in half after he went to town on it with a sword.
** The third part involves various Hunters throwing the decapitated bell-end at the walls to see how well it bounces; as it turns out, [[GoneHorriblyRight extremely well]]. Jeremy knocks one of Geoff's monitors over, Gavin knocks out an expansion slot panel on Michael's computer, then Trevor comes along and smashes it straight into one of the big office lights. This last one was immediately after he'd had a close call where the head bounced ''behind'' the light.
* ''Lads Action Cab'': In a section cut from AHWU, Team Lads break in the Rooster Teeth mailcart while taking the trash out. Said breaking in involves Trevor pushing Jeremy in it in top speed through the offices, Michael and Lindsey pushing both Trevor ''and'' Jeremy in it across the parking lot and down a small slope, everybody pushing Burnie to meet with Marcus, everybody pushing Chris ''up some stairs'', and finally Jeremy spins Trevor around in the parking lot again.
** At the end it returns to the Achievement Hunter office, where Jack informs the AHWU audience that the Lads left with the camera and the mailcart and [[NoodleIncident broke both of them while they were out]].
* ''Ceiling Ball'': The office continues to get vandalized as everybody tries to kick a ball up into the ceiling panel gap Ryan made in ''Dicking Around''. Nobody manages it, although Geoff does manage to knock out ''another'' tile. The ball bounces down and knocks a bottle of water, [[GroinAttack launching it into Jeremy's crotch.]]
** Jack's kick loses another one of the spherical lamp shades, which falls off intact. Trevor wears it for the remainder of the video.
** One kick knocks the controller off Michael's desk. Shortly afterwards, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent unnoticed by everyone]], VideoGame/CrashBandicoot starts repeatedly suiciding off the side of the level on Michael's screen.
* ''The Bounce Castle'': Take one child's bouncy castle maximum recommended weight 50lbs. Add six Achievement Hunters and seven people from their support room and what do you get? A Between the Games video.
** After everybody's vacated the castle, [[WhatAnIdiot Jeremy jumps in and lands flat on his back.]] There is ''no'' bounce.
** The video ends with the office in the dark, and Trevor (who wasn't in the first part) comes in, climbs into the castle, bounces a bit, then leaves again.
* For editor Larry's birthday, the support crew [[https://twitter.com/achievementhunt/status/897889154150744064?lang=en decided to prank him.]] [[SarcasmMode Naturally.]] They did this by taping an air horn under his chair. So, when he sat down, [[JumpScare it blasted loudly]]. Larry could not figure out where they had put the air horn until he finally kicked the chair over.
* ''AH HAP Battle'': Gavin challenges Jeremy to re-record his verse of the AH Rap Battle but with words and phrases edited out and replaced by his signature HAP PAP sounds. By the end it's just a mess of Jeremy noise.
** Burnie turned up 20 seconds before they started recording and rolled off the intro [[GladIThoughtOfIt like it was his idea]].
* ''Trevor Gets Zipped'': It's Trevor's turn to be attached to the Achievement Hunter Office Wall, only this time with zipties. They have to get the zipties first, which means going to see John, who still isn't happy about the damage done by the grappling hook.
** Jeremy, Gavin and Trevor get the zipties and then immediately get distracted by a pile of beanbags, with Jeremy jumping off a chair onto them, trying (and failing) to surmount a huge pile, and then Trevor jumping on, Jeremy jumping over Trevor and Gavin attempting to jump over ''both of them''.
--->'''Gavin:''' ''(as one might say 'Geronimo')'' Injuries!
** Jack enters the office, sees the zipping in progress, and starts helping without a word.
** Jack grabs a cushion for Trevor to land on just in case, Michael points out that Jack casually brushed a drawstring bow off it, and then Michael ''immediately'' [[SkewedPriorities leaves a open pair of scissors on it so he can prod Trevor with a dildo bat.]]
** Jeremy makes a comment about zip-tying a giant gummi bear to somebody's face and making them eat their way out.
** When Trevor eventually gets down, he shows a picture he was sent by John while he was up there - of the chair from the beanbag distraction. [[BrickJoke They broke it.]] Then Gavin suggests that maybe some of Achievement Hunter's budget should be allocated to repairing the damage they do to the rest of Rooster Teeth.
--->'''Michael:''' What else are we gonna spend it on?
* ''Super Dump Bucket'': Geoff bought 2,000 bouncy balls. [[HilarityEnsues Things go predictably.]]
** Trevor and Alfredo get volunteered to stand underneath the bucket.
** After the dumping, everybody tries surfing on the scattered balls using the lid of a box. It sort of works. Then Geoff has a go, and immediately lands on his ass.
--->'''Geoff:''' ''My coccyx!''
* ''Flinchless Bouncy-Doo'': A return to Flinchless Kicky-Doo only with bouncy balls. Pain happens.
** There's no Matt standing behind the camera this time, but that doesn't mean the camera doesn't take a couple of hits. At one point Trevor, who's manning the other camera from the other side of the office, gets too close and gets hit himself.
** Trevor offers up the original foam ball as a bonus round. Jeremy kicks it, and the only thing it hits is his own desk.
** Jeremy does some incredible [[TemptingFate Tempting of Fate]]. He says to Jack, "I want to see it coming"... and the ball promptly bounces off his bald head and into the ceiling. Jack, Gavin, and Michael all die laughing, while [[TheHyena Jack]] ''[[TheHyena falls onto the floor laughing so hard]]''.
* ''Smash Bowl'':
** Even more vandalism to the office as the hunters play around with a bowling ball and a trampoline. Trevor comes in from the support room to investigate and immediately joins in without questioning.
** Gavin tosses the bowling ball onto the trampoline and immediately breaks a bottle of barbecue sauce on the floor. The rest of the support room comes over to see what the hell is going on, sees the mess on the floor, and Neal immediately grabs a bottle of alcohol off another shelf and [[INeedAFreakingDrink starts pouring out drinks.]]
** Michael, who had gone on the lunch run, comes back, sees the mess, and immediately starts yelling at Gavin. He proceeds to clean it up while the others film a ''Trivial Pursuit'' Let's Play.
* ''Flappy Dack Stack'': More fun with a dildo with a sucker cup end.
** The aim is to throw it at the wall and have it spin once before sticking. After everyone else has trouble with it, Ryan naturally comes along and does it on the first try ''without even looking''.
** Alfredo eventually sticks it high on the wall in the support room, so high that to get it down Gavin has to use the shelves as a climbing frame.
* ''Wall Mayo'': In an exceptional display of childishness, Jeremy (after Gavin fails) pops a tube of mayonnaise all over the wall of the office while pretending that he's ejaculating.
** Lindsay then ''[[{{Squick}} licks it]]''.
** Cut to a while later - and the dried splodge of mayo is ''covered'' in ants. Ryan laughs evilly whilst vacuuming them all up.
* ''Flinchless Moony Doo'': Now it's time to throw the moonball at the wall, with the objective being for the thrower to hit themselves on the forehead. Jack takes the second shot, and instantly hits himself [[GroinAttack in the crotch]].
** Gavin follows it up with a self-nutshot later on.
** Jeremy takes a throw and immediately says "sorry" before it bounces and it, as Gavin described it, pinched his scrotum against his leg in the way it hit. It's not just the GroinAttack that gets you going, it's the quick "sorry" that Jeremy quips as if he knew Gavin was going to be hit there.
* ''Biggie Keepie Uppie'': ''Nine'' people try to keep a massive beach ball in the air. Chaos naturally ensues, starting with Geoff jumping onto it.
** The fact that they kick the ball into the ceiling and confetti falls down ''for no reason whatsoever''.
** As the ball starts to deflate, Jeremy runs into it and Michael tries to jump onto it.
** The hole in the ball keeps growing, so Trevor literally runs into it and succeeds in ''landing inside the ball''. He pops his head out and hops around the room, while claiming he had a meeting to get to.
-->''Trevor never made it to that meeting. Some say he's still hopping to this day...''
* ''Flinchless Alfredy Doo'': Gavin and Trevor use ''Alfredo'' as the hoop to which they throw the moonball through to hit each other in the crotch. Naturally, this results in some crotch shots.
** Alfredo conspires with Gavin (via some not-so-subtle baseball-type gestures) to jump out of the way so Gavin has a clear shot at Trevor. Unfortunately, Gavin completely forgets that gravity exists, tries to throw the ball directly at Trevor, causing Alfredo to ''jump into'' the GroinAttack. ''Everyone'' collapses to the floor in hysterics.
* ''Glow Job'': Gavin get the bright idea to get splattered with glow in the dark paint. Much to his delight, it works out exactly as he imagined and describes himself as "the crab from ''Moana''." Unfortunately for Jeremy, the paint also splatters his and Michael's desks.
* ''Moon Ball War''
** The long awaited moon ball war finally happens, with The Gents and Jeremy on one side, and Michael, Gavin, Alfredo and Matt Bragg on the other side.
** Despite being huddled in the corner holding the camera, Trevor still gets hit by several moonballs.
** Gavin loses a shoe scrambling to pick one up, while Geoff just huddles into another corner as he watches the others.
** One of Alfredo's pitches hits one of the lights and another pitch from Ryan hits Michael right in the knee.
** Ryan escalates by invoking dodgeball rules, where being hit or catching the ball takes the pitcher out of the game. Naturally, Gavin is the first one out, and Matt wins by catching Jeremy's pitch.
* ''The Big Suck-Up'': The challenge is to try and drink a cup of water using as many straws as possible. The video basically consists of Michael, Gavin, Trevor and Matt drowning for five minutes while they try to be as quiet as possible because there's some other Rooster Teeth recording going on nearby.
** Gavin's first major attempt leaves him coughing and belching for a solid thirty seconds.
** And as usual, they leave Michael to clean up the mess.
* ''Breaking the Door'': John said something to Trevor about a new door for the AH support room. Trevor naturally takes this to mean he can break the old one. He nearly breaks it ''in half''.
* ''Ceiling Spelunking'': The crew are running out of moonballs, so they decide to enact a search-and-rescue operation by sticking a Gopro up to see how many things are stuck on top of the office tiles. They do so by taping together two metal poles and a kendo stick, and then taping the Gopro to the top. They also put together another pole with which to poke the ceiling tiles and hopefully knock stuff down, which consists of a pole duct, a hockey stick and a ''battleaxe''.
** And then later, in an attempt to appease Geoff by making safe the tile directly above his desk, Trevor ''breaks the battleaxe''.
** Meanwhile, [[NeatFreak Michael]] is off-camera loudly complaining about the amount of clutter and garbage in the room.
* ''Lava Chicken (The Floor is Lava)'': It's ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin - three [[ManChild (allegedly) grown men]] playing The Floor is Lava while crossing the Achievement Hunter office. Naturally, HilarityEnsues (as do breakages).
** Gavin completes his run, then has to wipe some writing off the whiteboard to write his time down. He does so with a ''[[{{Squick}} cookie]]''.
*** As to why? [[InsaneTrollLogic It was the softest thing he could find in the nearby area]].
* ''Shattered Dreams, Shattered Glass - Lava Chicken Round 2'': Time for Geoff, Trevor and Matt to make their runs. ''All three of them'' burn up in the lava.
** Geoff: Round 1 - Ryan hits him in the face with a nerf dart, and he takes 6.4 seconds to hit the floor on the jump to Jeremy's chair. Round 2 - He takes 5.18 seconds to do the same and breaks Jeremy's pop filter in the process, while Trevor hits Jeremy in the hand with a moonball.
** Trevor: Round 1 - Falls at the same hurdle as Geoff in 4.96 seconds, and knocks the cover off of Jeremy's computer. Round 2 - Breaks Jeremy's glass boot on the way to knocking Ryan's chair over and hitting the floor after 9.23.
** Matt: Round 1 - Takes two moonballs to the head and misses Jeremy's chair in 8.69 seconds. Round 2 - Tries to skip Jeremy's chair completely but just ends up drop kicking Michael's desk after another 8.69, sending Geoff into hysterics for at least 20 seconds.
** Between Trevor's rounds, Jeremy reveals that when he learned about this idea, his first thought was "Finally, [[TemptingFate at least it won't be my desk."]]
* ''Not the Monitors! - Lava Chicken Round 3''
** The first half of the episode consists of Ryan and ''Achievement Haunter'' director Daniel making it on their first attempts. Then [[WalkingDisasterArea Hurricane 'Fredo]] arrives.
*** To be more specific: On his first attempt, Alfredo attempts a daring leap from the couch onto Jeremy's chair, which predictably goes out from under him, taking with it a load of stuff that was piled next to the desk as well as the F1 key from Jeremy's keyboard. The camera quickly pans to see Jeremy with his head in his hands, and he sinks to his knees. The second attempt? He jumps from the chair to Michael's desk, knocking everything including the monitors over, moves to Jeremy's desk, knocking a monitor over there too and opening a dozen tabs in Microsoft Edge, does the splits between Jeremy's desk and his chair, recovers, then re-ruptures Geoff's superglued Diet Coke and jumps to Lindsay's chair, which then overbalances and leaves him on his back. Jeremy's left hugging his fallen monitor in silence over fear it had been broken, while Michael is just dumbfounded at what just happened to his desk.
*** Everyone then realizes that the only main Hunter left to attempt to course (excepting Lindsay, given that she's pregnant) is [[OhCrap Jack]].
* ''The Great Bacon Jam Toss''
** Gavin got bored waiting for Trevor to download ''Worms'', so he started playing hot potato with a jar of bacon jam, and the idea occurred to toss it up into the hole in the ceiling tiles so it would be sitting there just in view. They blame Trevor. Then one of Ryan's throws hits one of the ceiling poles, bounces back and shatters on the floor. It looks like that's the end of it... then Ryan finds ''more'' jars.
** Jack then gets a jar up through the hole! He forgot that they were aiming to get it just on the edge, though. They throw up ''two more'' trying to get one visible. Then they realize that, funny as it is to potentially leave a present for the next occupants of the office, they have to get them all back ''down again'' or it's a timebomb waiting to fall on Jeremy and/or Geoff.
** Eventually, Jack has to go and sit down because otherwise he's going to [[TheHyena die laughing]].[[note]]Almost literally - if he collapsed laughing where he had been standing, he'd be rolling in the broken glass from the first jar.[[/note]]
** Gavin tosses his beloved cricket bat over to Trevor and accidentally turns off half the lights in the room. Everyone is in hysterics, and Jack turns red from laughing so hard.
** One of the 'rescue attempt' moonballs hits Alfredo, who isn't even part of the video and is just sitting in the back of the room trying to do some work. Matt later takes one in the back of the head and Gavin gets hit in the knee.
** Gavin starts using a cricket bat to try and get some more oomph on the ball. He then runs out of patience and throws the bat. Although Gavin does manage to hit the tile, the force causes it ''to completely miss the jars and exit out an adjacent tile!''
** In the end, they are successful. This is very obvious to them.
--->'''Jack''': Alright! We've successfully gotten everything down from the ceiling, clearly there's nothing else up there, ''*{{Corpsing}}*'' because there's ''no ceiling!''\\
'''Ryan''': Remember when we had a ceiling?
* ''BALLOON FINGERS''
** It's the Hunters filling up and then releasing a load of sausage balloons simply for RuleOfFunny. They decide that they're not going to clutter their office any further and instead let them all go in the support room.
--->'''Gavin''': We're here to disrupt.
** Throughout the inflation procedure, one of the do-it-yourself poles from Ceiling Spelunking is just hanging from the ceiling, and [[NoodleIncident nobody bothers to explain it]] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight or pays it any attention at all]].
* MATT MOVES IN - Shenanigans
** Despite being considered a main on-screen member of Achievement Hunter, Matt Bragg's desk has been in the support room since his hiring. So the gang decide that it's time to move his desk into the main room, but unfortunately, the space where his desk would be has a pillar and the emergency exit in the way, so they have to figure out a workaround.
** Michael, Trevor, and Alfredo plot out a spot on the wall where a moonball can hit Matt in the head. Trevor discreetly marks the spot and writes Matt's name on a lower spot with an arrow pointing up.
*** As a FreezeFrameBonus during this, it can be seen that the whiteboard at the back of the room is now completely full, with items such as "Who took the dick?", "Rules for Sarah - 1: Don't." and a running count of how many fuses the Hunters have blown.
** Michael and Trevor discuss their plan with Marcus, who helpfully designs two comically tiny shelves with a spot for a doughnut and controller. Trevor then suggests making it a tiny standing desk, except Michael shoots that down on the grounds that [[DisproportionateRetribution Matt would quit if he was forced to stand]].
--->'''Michael:''' Only to Matt Bragg would a standing desk be a prank. Those things are expensive as hell.
*** As Marcus is measuring out the space, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Ryan suggests that Matt have a spot for his doughnuts and controllers]], and is happy to see that Marcus already factored it in.
** Geoff is indignant that Jack sledgehammered a hole in Jeremy's desk, so he goes to deface Jack's desk in his stead. Trevor points out that Jack built his desk with his dad, which gives Geoff pause and even more reason to deface the desk. He even carves [[ButtMonkey Jeremy's]] initials into the desk so Jack could blame him instead.
--->'''Trevor:''' Who the hell is "J.D.?"\\
'''Geoff:''' Jeremy Dooley! ''[Michael cackles as Jeremy groans]''
** Marcus shows off the two options for Matt's chair: a portable travel stool that looks like a tube on a stick, and a cane with folding stool.
*** Jeremy expresses concerns over how high the "desk" is being put, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike since he believes Matt would not be happy with having to stand]]. [[UpToEleven Ryan makes a similar comment after it's installed the next day.]]
** After the gear is brought in, Michael and Trevor pull up Matt's desktop... and everyone is appalled that his desktop is completely full.
--->'''Michael:''' This is Matt Bragg's life in a nutshell!\\
'''Jack:''' Kill it! Kill it!
*** Ryan proceeds to clean up Matt's computer by moving all the icons to a folder labeled "You Suck" and turning all of his startup programs off.
---->'''Ryan:''' He's an animal.
** Trevor attempts to finish hiding Matt's desk for the reveal and begs Matt to not eat the doughnut on the desk. Unfortunately for him, Matt's early to work and the comically large bow he put on the desk fell off, so Trevor blames [[BeleagueredAssistant Sarah]] instead.
** Matt is surprisingly [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight unfazed by his new setup]], being mostly impressed with the doughnut spot and that the portable camping stool can get uncomfortable. He also unsurprisingly eats the doughnut that Trevor left on the shelf.
* ''Dusting Jeremy''
** Steffie brought in lots of multicolored pyrotechnic dust. As the title implies, everyone decides to empty them over Jeremy.
** Eventually, Jeremy goes outside so he can be dusted down, and he makes the mistake of turning his back to allow Gavin to brush off the back of his shirt. This being [[{{Troll}} Gavin]], he does so... while at the same time emptying another bottle over Jeremy's back. Jeremy is completely clueless. After a moment the audience is given a great view of the sky as Geoff holding the camera rolls around on the floor laughing.
** Then two bags of orange and purple powder are produced in the hopes of transforming Jeremy into Rimmy Tim. He takes them from behind, and when that doesn't look as cool as anticipated, he takes them from the front. [[TooDumbToLive While yelling.]] Lots of it goes in his mouth.
* ''The Moonball Incident'' - RT Life
** While it's not strictly an Achievement Hunter video, it is Achievement Hunter's ''fault'' - Trevor had the bright idea to throw a moonball into the main Rooster Teeth office's ventilation system, where it predictably gets stuck. He's then asked to recreate the throw. Number of moonballs in the vent: 2.
** The second one comes out fairly easily. The first one then comes back out while they're not paying attention, and it ''still'' [[ButtMonkey hits Matt on the head]].
* ''25 POUND GUMMY SNAKE'' - Between the Games
** Someone mailed in a 25-pound gummy boa constrictor, and Jeremy spends the entire episode singing and dancing around the entire company offering people bites of it. While it's wrapped around his shoulders like a scarf. By the time he gets back to the AH office it looks like it's been assailed by piranhas.
*** Special mention goes to Geoff and Max's reactions; Geoff [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes stares at it with undisguised disgust]], and Max nearly throws up from the concept of it alone. Everyone else who eats a piece of it compares it to Fruit Roll-Up.
*** Kdin proves that despite no longer working in the division, she's still an Achievement Hunter in spirit as after wondering what the thing around Jeremy is, she has no qualms about taking a bite out of the head. She then comments that with the rest of the room taking a bite, that's how fanfics start.
** The weight of the thing is not understated. Lawrence from Funhaus slams its tail down on a desk and rattles the whole table, and both Alfredo and Bruce take turns trying to squish the head with a sledgehammer, which does ''nothing''. Even Bruce [[UpToEleven chopping it with an]] '''[[AnAxeToGrind axe]]''' only manages to get halfway through it, and it takes three attempts to behead the beast.
** Even though it's been beaten with shoes, smashed with sledgehammers, bitten into by at least 30 people and laid on the floor by the end of the video, Michael believes [[BigEater Matt]] [[SweetTooth Bragg]] would still probably eat the snake. Jeremy then hoists the beheaded body and plops it on Matt's desk. [[ButtMonkey While he's still working at it.]]
* ''HOW TO GET SWOLE'' - Between the Games
** Michael and Jeremy make a workout video. Said workout video consists of three and a half minutes of the two of them basically having seizures and humping the air while holding weights, followed by Michael scooping cottage cheese out of a tub with his hands and cramming it into his mouth, all while the editor goes to town with SFX.
--->'''Jeremy''': We're legally required to say [[DontTryThisAtHome don't try this.]]\\
'''Michael''': ''*mouth full of cottage cheese*'' What are you, a fucking idiot?\\
'''Jeremy''': But you should.\\
'''Michael''': ''*Gavin-esque throat rattle*''
* THROWING MOON BALLS IN THE DARK
** Trevor and the boys get the bright idea to [[SerialEscalation paint a moonball black and turn out the lights.]] Chaos, [[GroinAttack nut shots,]] and HilarityEnsues.
** Jack throws one and it lands right on Jeremy's head, bringing [[TheHyena everyone to hysterics.]] Matt, who's not participating, comments that he saw the ball literally bounce off Jeremy's head.
** Jeremy calls his shot to the tune of "[[Music/{{Drake}} Hotline Bling]]" and it nails Jack in the chest.
** While Matt isn't participating in the shenanigans, he does throw the returning ball...and it lands right in [[GroinAttack Jeremy's crotch]].
** A Geoff pitch directly hits Gavin in the crotch, and he just ''crumples'' to the ground. Another Geoff pitch bounces off the shelf and hits Jeremy in the back of his head.
** Another Jeremy pitch hits Alfredo in the side, sending him to the ground as well. Another Jeremy pitch hits poor 'Fredo in the crotch and he crumples to the ground again.
--->'''Gavin:''' We're dropping like flies.
** Trevor tries to aim for Jeremy and nails poor Alec, who's manning the camera, instead.
** Alfredo's pitch hits Trevor ''in the face''. Good thing he had safety glasses on. Another Alfredo pitch hits ''himself'' in the forehead.
--->'''Trevor:''' This is so dumb! ''[turns off the lights anyway]''
** A hilarious CallBack to the previous Flinchless with Jeremy taking another [[BoomHeadshot head shot]]...and not just after he took a ball to the head on the second throw:
--->'''Jeremy''': AAAAH! THE BACK OF MY HEAD!
* PEANUT BUTTER NOSE DISPENSER
** Gavin starts off the video by delivering 'lunch' - which is just spoonfeeding Sarah with peanut butter. Then he gives up when Fiona rejects the offer. Not to be deterred, he then starts having a peanut butter foodfight with Trevor.
** They then decide to make the peanut butter easily accessible, by pouring some into a novelty nose soap dispenser that some fans sent Gavin. They have to heat it up to make it easily pourable, and then Gavin trolls Trevor by pouring much more into the styrofoam cup they're using as a funnel than either the nose or the funnel can hold.
** It turns out that the suckers on the back of the nose are so strong that when Gavin tries to adjust the nose's position the suckers just break off.
** Eventually they resort to putting bread on the floor directly below the nose, now stickytaped to the support room door, and once they manage to get peanut butter on it, [[ExtremeOmnivore Michael]] picks it up and [[{{Squick}} eats it]], despite the bread having apparently been on two bathroom floors as well. He tries to justify it by saying that [[InsaneTrollLogic he's got germs anyway, and it's not feces, so it's alright.]]
* WATER CUP BALANCE CHALLENGE
** Gavin had the bright idea for a challenge while they wait for Minecraft to download: balancing a plastic cup of water on the end of a baseball bat, with the bat itself balanced on the challenger's hand. In the office. Next to all of the computers. Despite this, he does pretty well, until he unbalances and dumps the contents all over Michael's chair.
*** Michael asks why Gavin always does it next to his desk. Gavin then [[NeverMyFault blames Michael]] [[InsaneTrollLogic for always sitting next to him in the office.]]
** After Alfredo has a go, [[LaserGuidedKarma dumping the water over Gavin's chair]], Gavin leaves to refill the cup. Then there's a loud THUD from outside as he slips over.
** Then at the end of the video for some reason Alfredo fills a cup with ''boiling hot water'', so hot that it's actually warping the cup. It ends up splashing onto Gavin's leg.
* SOCKER BOPPER KEEPIE UPPIE
** As the name implies, the crew inducts Fiona into another round of Keepie-Uppie with a Socker Bopper as a ball and the goal of reaching ten hits. By midway through the video, she hits another notch on the Achievement Hunter belt - rolling around on the floor laughing.
** The game basically forms ''around'' Jeremy as he's trying to reorganize the [=RouLetsPlay=] spinner. He spends most of the early game squealing and ducking around the ball as it gets flung at him from all directions, barely managing to duck Trevor's foot at one point.
** Gavin and Jack lunge for the ball at the same time and Jack gets kicked in the shins.
** The ball gets stuck in a crook just below the ceiling, so everyone tries to dislodge it with a Moonball and - when that fails - Gavin throws a pair of shoes at it and almost hits Michael. Michael questions whose shoes they are but never gets an answer.
** The ball then ([[RunningGag naturally]]) gets stuck in the ceiling. Cue the AH Crew hurling Moonballs and "Shoeballs" ''[[TooDumbToLive at the ceiling.]]''
*** They do get it down, in the process also dislodging the other Socker Bopper and a kickball [[NoodleIncident that somehow also made it up there.]]
** Matt leaves a can of soda on Geoff's desk that gets knocked over early on, so he decides to carry it [[TooDumbToLive while jumping and kicking the ball around the office.]] He puts it back on the desk after this is pointed out where it gets knocked over two more times.
* STAR WARS OFFICE FIGHT
** Gavin and Andy had a lightsaber battle in the support room every day for a year. This video is a compilation of what happened. Highlights include knocking over the Christmas tree, using pool noodles instead of lightsabers and smashing things on the shelves, before the video ends with the two of them ''splitting Andy's desk in half''.
* MAKING A TAXI CAB DESK
** Following an earlier video where he covered Matt's desk with linoleum, Trevor continues his campaign of office beautification by tidying Gavin's desk, except this time, there's a theme - Geoff suggested that the desk space be done up like a New York minicab. Trevor does so, so by the end of it, Gavin's desk is clean, covered in leather, and ''[[OverlyPrepreparedGag there's a working credit card machine mounted on it]]''.
** During his cleanup, Trevor finds an unplugged Playstation 4, and tuts about it. When Gavin reacts to the finished product, it turns out he had no idea it was on his desk at all.
** Gavin's NoSell reaction. The second he steps into the office, he immediately notices the camera filming him, but he absolutely ''does not even notice'' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight his cleaned desk.]] When it's pointed out to him, he just blinks in confusion.
--->'''Gavin:''' Did my desk hit puberty?
* LADS AUTOMATIC SERVE CART
** A lot of people work at Rooster Teeth, and nobody is employed to deliver drinks to anybody. Gavin and Michael decide to fix that... by having Michael ride on the Achievement Hunter mail cart and stealing drinks from the set of ''Always Open''. The actual theft is meant to be as quiet as possible, so as not to arouse Broadcast's suspicions; this is already pretty difficult as Gavin keeps {{Corpsing}}, but just when they've finished, Gavin sits on a shelf behind him and makes a ''lot'' of noise. Trevor, who's filming, can barely keep his composure.
** Then they go over to the bungalows and start delivering. They even get ''paid'' (a dollar) which at the end of the video gets framed and put on the Achievement Hunter office wall.
* WE CREATE A HOT DOG BUSINESS
** The whole point of the episode is ''actually creating a new business on Google My Business'' based around the hot dog cart Achievement Hunter has. After creating it, they think about writing a review for it, but this devolves into a debate on whether it would be conflict of interest. Then a review pops up - from Larry, who rated it four stars. Michael, Trevor and Jeremy proceed next door to 'persuade' Larry to change his review to five stars.
*** For Trevor the effect is ruined, as he gets stuck on the door to the support room, then when he attempts to lift the axe he has with him threateningly, the head flies off.
* TABLE FACE SMASH
** The title says it all: after smashing through some tables with weapons, Jeremy decides to see if he can bust through the tougher table the [=DHD=] machine is on [[UseYourHead with his head.]] Unlike Gavin's desk, [[MadeOfIron this table puts up a fight.]] Meaning the video is essentially 8 minutes of Jeremy bashing his head on a desk, and he only manages to dent it. Michael takes pity on him and do it as well, but he doesn't get much further.
*** The pain Michael goes through is LaserGuidedKarma - just as Jeremy was about to give up with everyone else being concerned over the possibility of a concussion, Michael walked in and insisted that Jeremy follow through to the end.
-->'''Opening caption''': [[NoAnimalsWereHarmed NO IDIOTS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO]]
* Rollie Pollie Dooley Wooley - Between the Games
** Jeremy tries to do a forward roll in an inflatable bubble-ball suit but gets stuck upside-down and has to be pushed over. They then go to disrupt the Support Room only for Jeremy to meet his match: [[StuckInTheDoorway the doorway.]]
--->'''Jeremy:''' We're here to take names and bounce! ''(tries to roll forward, gets stuck on his head again)'' [[OhCrap AAAAAAUGH!]]
*** Gavin gives him the idea to pick a fight with a stack of cardboard cutouts. [[EpicFail Jeremy loses.]]
** At one point Alec walks through the group after Ryan has sent Jeremy sprawling onto the floor after charging at him in the other suit, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely unperturbed by everything.]]
** ''VideoGame/SuperMonkeyBall''-esque rolling is eventually achieved when Jeremy manages to tuck his legs into the ball mid-jump. Michael rolls him down the hallway to make it to the On the Spot set in another studio, only to be thwarted by another door.
* The Microwave Heist: Team Distraction - Between the Games
** John Mace promised Chad a microwave, and didn't deliver, so the Achievement Hunters get roped in to distract John while the bungalow team steal Stage 5's microwave. Everything is meticulously planned out... but then John just {{No Sell}}s the attempted distraction, so they have to physically wheel him outside on his chair.
*** If they weren't so obviously-shifty about it, John might not have had any suspicion since the proposed "plan" was completely in-character for the office; they tried smashing a bunch of Bic lighters to fill up a flamethrower with the fluid inside. As they discover, smashing them with a sledgehammer just causes them to [[StuffBlowingUp explode.]]
---->'''Jeremy:''' So if we walk in with this [bucket]-\\
'''Jack:''' And a flamethrower.\\
'''Jeremy:''' -and we're like, "We didn't have fuel, but... we found some."\\
'''Alfredo:''' These two walk up, they don't distract him, they go "[[NobodyHereButUsBirds ca-CAW!]]" and [Michael] [[NoodleImplements comes around the corner with a flamethrower.]]
** There's a scene in this half of the heist that was absent in Core's version: When Chad and Barbara attempt to lock Hector in the equipment cage in their version, aside from a little scuffle, [[ManipulativeEditing everything goes fine]] (aside from Hector actually refusing to get locked in the cage). In actuality there's a loud crash followed by shouting and giggling as Hector manages to get his foot in the door, to the confusion of both John Mace ''and'' the distraction team.
** Then at the end, everybody's winding down... then suddenly Chad bursts in and demands "Where's my [BLEEP]?" Cue a rewind to the very beginning of the video where Gavin's explaining the premise, [[OnceMoreWithClarity only with an added line that didn't appear the first time around:]]
--->'''Gavin''': He has enlisted our help to distract John Mace so Core can steal Stage 5's microwave. Which we agreed to... [[WhamLine but we didn't stop there]], did we, Ryan?
* Shenanigans - The Heist Double-Cross
** The third layer to the Microwave Heist is revealed: Chad had declined a taco from Michael because he had lunch plans with other people. So the Hunters decide to ''[[DisproportionateRetribution steal his entire desk.]]'' They proceed to remove almost everything from Chad's office and hide it in the storage cupboard opposite the AH office.
** A few of the comments timed how long the Heists took. While Core took 6 minutes to steal a single microwave, AH stole an entire desk's worth of stuff(as well as the desk) in about ''2 and a half minutes.''
*** Not only that, but the raid itself only took ''1 minute and 6 seconds.''
--->'''Geoff''': If we were a chop shop on our end, we would've disassembled an entire Lamborghini in 30 seconds.
** Everyone puts on masks for the heist, but Gavin couldn't find one that fit his nose, so he pokes some eyeholes in a paper towel and tapes it to his face.
** While everyone running from the bungalow with their arms full of equipment is funny in itself, there's a FreezeFrameBonus shot of Alfredo riding Chad's stolen skateboard.
** Trevor sneaks into the empty bungalow and watches as the Hunters run towards the bungalow and gets distracted by a bird flying by them.
** Drew walks into Chad's office to set something down, and it takes him a good [[FailedASpotCheck five seconds]] before he notices that the desk is missing.
--->'''Blaine:''' [[SuicidalOverconfidence This means war.]]
** Long after the desk has been discovered, Jack calmly walks back into Chad's office and steals the last object in the room, a picture on the wall, before calmly walking back out. Nobody tries to stop him.
** Those who didn't watch the Rooster Teeth side of the story don't get the context to [[ItMakesSenseInContext Michael casually walking through the parking lot with a flamethrower]].
** After filming Chad's reaction, Gavin and Trevor sprint out of the bungalow for the AH office, arms outstretched to not spill the glasses of water they're carrying. Gavin (who's got the camera) cracks up at how ridiculous they both look.
** After the successful heist, the group casually decides they have enough time to film a TTT just before Chad storms into the office.
* Extreme Hydration - Between the Games
** Gavin brings a gallon of water to the office, and their idea of what to do with it is essentially waterboard each other.
** After seeing Geoff nearly drown on dry land, Gavin asks if Michael's next. Michael declares he's not doing that. GilliganCut to Michael doing that.
** Their first idea is to just drink as much as possible in one go with their lips to the gallon. Their next idea is to have it poured into their mouth. When Michael sees Gavin try it, he straight up calls it waterboarding.
** Trevor walks in and sees what they're doing, and not only immediately recognizes what they're doing as waterboarding, but also correctly calls out that it was Gavin's idea. He still participates anyway.
* Taste Testing Rattlesnake Meat - Between The Games
** After everyone in the office tastes it, they decide to go around to get others to taste it. The first person they stumble upon is Geoff, who looks so happy to see them. [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes It takes Trevor until the last possible moment to realize that Geoff is afraid of snakes.]] He still tries to make him eat it anyway.
** Seeing Chad eat the rattlesnake lead to several jokes in the comments about how he learned from last time to never turn down food from Achievement Hunter.
* Take the Taco - Between the Games
** To commemorate their new Take the Taco shirt coming out, Michael goes to deliver one to Chad, along with a taco, to see if he's learned his lesson. He has; he puts the shirt on and eats the taco. Then Gavin wheels in ''[[OverlyPrepreparedGag 99 more tacos]]''. Fortunately for Chad, he's only made to eat about a dozen of them while they wheel the taco cart around the entire company. Even funnier? As he's taking a bite out of his first taco, Chad laments that he independently ''already had tacos for lunch''.
** Their reputation is further cemented by several skeptical declines, but then taking them after Chad begs them to. One of them even ends her phone call with "I gotta go, [[TheDreaded Achievement Hunter's here.]]"
** Geoff pops out of an office in the bungalow to grab some. A little later, they encounter him at the back of Stage 5, where [[BigEater he grabs some more]].
** When Chad comes across Max, Max [[GenreSavvy immediately bolts]] when Chad tries to convince him to take a taco. Chad then gives chase.
** Some hot sauce is obtained from the AH support room. As soon as they get to the bungalow, Blaine takes all of it, and they have to continually apologize to anyone else who asks for some.
* Bloopers and Behind the Scenes of AH: The Musical
** While changing into his heist clothes for "Good at Being Bad", Jeremy's penis nearly came out again.
--->'''Trevor''': Once is an accident, twice is suspicious, three times is an HR report.
*** Then he relates that he'd walked out of the house in that outfit a couple of days prior because he thought they were filming it then, and Kat saw him on the cameras and just texted him saying "Oof".
** Gavin is given one line to say in the "Gavin is a Prick" segment. He cannot get through it without {{Corpsing}}.
* Pranking Each Other with Tabs - Between the Games
** Trevor pranks Jeremy by cutting open an inflatable doll, putting a can of Tab inside it, sealing it up and suspending it above Jeremy's desk. Jeremy then retaliates by slicing into the back of Trevor's chair and hiding the can in there. Simple enough, right?
** Three months pass. Jeremy finds ''another'' can of Tab that was hidden inside ''his'' chair's headrest - and had been sitting there ''[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike when he had the idea to put the one inside Trevor's]]''. Another look at the first segment shows everybody grinning behind Jeremy's back when he thinks himself so clever for coming up with it. Jeremy then retaliates by taking the disc drive plates off of Trevor's computer and hiding the can in the drive slot.
--->'''Gavin:''' ''(of Trevor)'' He's gonna feel like a CHUMP. [[note]]CHUMP being the name of Jeremy's new RT game show.[[/note]]
--->''(Michael bursts out laughing)''
** Two more months pass. Trevor finds the can inside his chair.
** [[OverlyLongGag Another four months pass.]] Trevor sees a can of Tab inside his computer by looking through the side plate. He opens it up... and there's ''two'' cans in there. He then opens up his other computer and there's ''another two cans''.
* Jenga: The Movie
** During a 12-hour long livestream to replace the Let's Play Live shows that were canceled by the 2019-20 coronavirus pandemic, the gang pairs up to replay Jenga with the electric shock device from VS. Jack and Gavin's round goes on for so long that they decide to cut it from the VOD and upload it as a stand alone movie.
** While everyone is in hysterics from enjoying Jack and Gavin's misfortune, Steffie in particular, is quite enjoying it because ''she's holding the controller.''
--->'''Gavin:''' Christmas cards are out of the question!\\
'''Steffie:''' You've never given me a Christmas card. ''(Gavin and Jack scream in agony)''
* The Fake AH Escape Room - Between the Games (AH Vault)
** There was an Achievement Hunter-themed escape room at RTX 2017. Footage was recorded but never uploaded until now. And the reason is fairly evident: even in a group, the Hunters aren't particularly smart.
** Jack, who is MissionControl, is ''extremely'' unimpressed with the way they immediately ruin one of their own clues by pulling darts out of a dartboard, and then they smash a clock which had absolutely nothing to do with any of the clues whatsoever.
** After unlocking a side room, they find a door with a barred window and four padlocks. Gavin immediately decides to break the fourth wall and gets Ryan to boost him up to see over the top of the wall. It turns out that Max is in there.
*** Later, as the others are trying to work out which bundles of money are counterfeit, Michael manages to lock [[ButtMonkey Gavin]] in the room, telling the others that even if they don't get the money, he considers it a win because of that. It doesn't last though because Gavin just [[BrickJoke climbs over the wall]].
* Cheese, Salami, and Pickle Juice - Between The Holes
** During the filming of the ''Hardcore Mini Golf'' finale, Michael is suffering from his lactose intolerance because he's been eating cheese all night and had forgotten his Lactaid. Everyone is both amused and slightly terrified that he might soil himself.
--->'''Chef Mike:''' No joke, Michael's going to poop out a log of provolone.
** Chef Mike brings a cheese plate around and feeds everyone, including Jeremy hiding behind a palm frond.
** Michael's suffering continues but he doesn't stop eating from the cheese plate, much to Lindsay's ire.
--->'''Lindsay:''' You need a cheese cork in your ass.\\
'''Michael:''' But it's ''funny''.
** Caiti saves the day with Lactaid and Michael starts to feel better, but Chad is skeptical.
--->'''Chad:''' Ask Lindsay for the real update.
* The Making of Garboman
** The boys explain the origins of Garboman, completely deadpan, in [[{{Mockumentary}} a BBC-style documentary.]] Gavin is credited as "Camera Man & Garboman Visionary", while the "Anonymous Source" is very obviously Jeremy, given his purple and orange background and light panel with his initial.
** Trevor sums up the creation of Garboman as such:
--->'''Trevor:''' That moment when you are about to take the biggest crap of your life, that's what we all felt at the same time.
** Gavin's footage all but confirms that [[OpenSecret Garboman is in fact Michael]]. Cut to Michael denying it.
--->'''Gavin:''' From that point on, Michael and Garbomman, they became two people.
* Office Refrigerator Prank
** It's been over a year since Achievement Hunter have been in the office and they're in a new (temporary) space, and one of the first things they've thought of is moving the drinks fridge while on a hoverboard.
** Geoff, Jack, Trevor, and Sarah are in a meeting, so the others decide to bring the fridge to them. As Gavin and Lindsay move the fridge, Lindsay accidentally opens the door and cans of (expired) soda come tumbling out.
** Trevor catches Michael filming, silently realizes what's happening, and pretends he doesn't know a thing. He later explains that he thought it was their hot dog machine that was crashing.
** Now that they've moved the fridge in front of the meeting room, they need something to fill the gap. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Michael and Gavin immediately think of using Matt.]] So Gavin and Alfredo wheel him over, while he's still sitting in his chair. Surprisingly, Matt doesn't object and leans into his new role as the replacement fridge, complete with a table of drinks. However, he does think it's a little boring.
--->'''Matt:''' Being a fridge is boring.
*** Gavin pretends to walk by and asks if Fridge Matt has any Dr. Pepper. Matt hands him a can, and when Gavin asks him how much it is, Matt has this to say:
---->'''Matt:''' "How much you got? ...But I've already handed it to you, [[DidNotThinkThisThrough I fucked up.]]"
** The meeting wraps up and as Jack gets up to leave, he opens the door and sees the fridge, causing [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Geoff and Sarah to burst into hysterical laughter.]] Lindsay then walks by with this gem:
--->'''Lindsay:''' Matt's not a bad fridge.
** The sight of Matt just sitting in a corner with a table of drinks is hilarious.
--->'''Matt:''' I have a limited stock, I would hurry. Also, will not remain cold.
* Can You Surf on a Table? - Between The Games
** Jeremy and Ky are in town, so screwing around is par for the course.
** It starts with Gavin on his Onewheel pushing Jeremy around in the mail cart. However, Gavin loses control of the cart and sends it right into a table. Fortunately, Jeremy ducks in time, barely missing the edge of the table by mere inches.
--->'''Jeremy:''' He almost decapitated me!
** Michael is on a ladder and peers into the ceiling, with the intent of having Jeremy climb into the rafters. Michael snarks about people being idiots about the safety warnings on the ladder when Ky strolls by.
--->'''Ky:''' ''[looks up]'' Idiot is as Idiot does.\\
'''Gavin:''' What did you just call him?\\
'''Michael:''' ''[very muffled]'' What the fuck did you just call me?\\
'''Ky:''' I said what I said.
** The boys wander into their "elephant graveyard" where they run into Matt attempting to stay on a hoverboard. They also catch Sarah struggling to stay on one. Michael tries to peer into the ceiling again, and all he has is his phone and moonball. After he quips to an offscreen Sarah that she get them a new ceiling, she screams as she falls off her hoverboard. Matt immediately asks if she filmed it.
** The next idea is having Gavin on his Onewheel again and this time, he pushes Jeremy around on a table. This time, Jeremy's wearing a helmet. They immediately struggle with getting the table over a cluster of cables, so Jeremy decides to ride the table down the ramp that leads to their "elephant graveyard."
*** Matt helpfully opens the door to a meeting room in case Jeremy goes too fast.
*** Jeremy slides down the ramp fairly successfully, but hits the banister and falls off, landing on his back while Ky gives him a look as she wordlessly scoots by on a scooter. Turns out, the table made a dent in the wall as well and one of the table's wheels falls off.
* Can We Fix Our Ceiling with Moon Balls? - Between the Games
** With BK and Joe visiting the [[InsistentTerminology temporary permanent office]], the AH crew decides to teach them how to moon ball. Inevitably, some moon balls end up ricocheting off the ceiling.
** Joe's first throw comes [[HoistByHisOwnPetard right back]] [[GroinAttack into his crotch]]. Not long after, Alfredo throws one and almost ducks straight into his ricochet.
** The title first comes up when Gavin throws a "ceiling ball" and knocks one of the ceiling tiles out of place. The others give him some grief over it, so he throws a "ceiling repair ball" and knocks it straight back flush.
** Another tile is hanging precariously, so the rest of the video becomes a series of attempts to either knock it back into place, or to knock it down so it's not hanging overhead, waiting to drop.
** Jack and Joe try to simultaneously repair ball the tile. Jack hits a different tile, but Joe ''almost'' manages to knock the tile back into place.
** Unfortunately, Gavin follows up, and [[EpicFail punches a hole in the tile]] with his attempt. He scurries off in embarrassment afterward.
** Then ''Alfredo'' tries again, and [[FromBadToWorse punches]] ''[[FromBadToWorse another]]'' [[FromBadToWorse hole in the tile]], losing a moon ball in the process. Jack attempts to fix the tile's position, but just knocks it ''[[UpToEleven further out of position]]''.
** After two attempts by Joe just end up right back where they were, Trevor tasks Matt Bragg with fixing it. Matt hits the wrong tile, and gets [[TemptingFate called out on it by Gavin]]. On Gavin's next attempt, he puts a divot in the wrong tile-- it's even the same tile that Matt hit.
---> '''Matt:''' "Hey, Gav, don't-- don't talk to me about the shit I do."
** Then Alfredo ''immediately'' punches a hole in a ''different'' ceiling tile with his attempt to fix Gavin's mistake. He and Gav [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run out of the office]].
** The video ends with Trevor sourcing ceiling tiles online and [[WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings muttering about the price]].
* How We Broke The Ceiling - Between the Games
** Keepie-uppie with an exercise ball in the office. Just from that, and the title, you can guess pretty much what happens.
** In the middle of one round Alec takes a hit, gets knocked off balance, and takes nearly five seconds and several feet to fall over, all while trying not to land on the camera. Gavin tries to catch the camera before it hits the ground, and while he's doing that Michael accidentally elbows him in the side of the head.
** Alfredo is forbidden from kicking the ball. He queries why, and then immediately proves everybody's point by dislodging more ceiling tiles than the ones they were trying to fix.
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* Michael's ''Rage Quit'' series in one in itself, but special mention goes to ''The Impossible Game Level Pack''.
-->'''Michael''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's like I'm]] [[DomesticAbuse an abused wife!]]
** The Impossible Game Level Pack also gives birth to one of Michael's most famous lines.
-->'''Michael''': Swiss FUCKING ''CHEESE!''
* In ''The Unfair Platformer'', we get a hint as to what happens behind the scenes of Michael's rage quits.
-->'''Michael''': What the fuck are you laughing at, Gavin? Edit the fucking video!
** Apparently, Gavin ''did'' actually edit the video, like Michael told him to, so we never heard him laughing.
* Seeing Michael rage in his ''Rage Quit'' shows are usually funny in and out of themselves, but probably one of the most hilarious Rage Quit's is the Turok one. After the references to a couple movies, near the end, something unbelievable happens. As Michael aims his bow at the T-rex, who is across the map, mind you, the scene plays where the T-Rex eats him.
-->'''Michael''': WHAT THE FUCK?! HE WAS ACROSS THE LEVEL! OH, BULLSHIT! THAT'S BULLSHIT!
** Michael describing the annoying strategy the T-rex has.
-->'''Michael''': *in a really nerdy voice* NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! [[OneHitKill I'm gonna eat you now.]]
* Pretty much all of "Rage Quit: Duke Nukem Forever", but special mention goes to:
-->'''Michael''': All right, Duke. Put the fuckin' thing in the hole, just like we learned in health class. From, like, the only hot teacher in the school. Except for the gym teacher, who had a very handsome mustache.
* The entirety of Michael's RageQuit of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z0wV2xsx1o "No Luca No"]].
* Rage Quit: Cassie's Animal Sounds
-->'''Michael''': Fucking beautiful. What the fuck is she doing?
* Michael's rants during ''Mirror's Edge''.
-->'''Michael''': ''(trying unsuccessfully to somersault under some pipes)'' Look at her. Look at her slide. Look at her slide under the pipes [[SarcasmMode like a fucking ninja, she is!]]
-->(Jump cut to her holding onto the edge of a structure, but not climbing up)
-->'''Michael''': [Beat] ...'''GO UP!!!!'''
* When Michael finds the checkpoint, it's on top of a building, and the only way to get up there was on a different building... that he jumped off near the beginning of the video.
-->'''Michael''': Is there a fucking access ladder I can use somewhere? An emergency stairwell? A fucking elevator? A helicopter? A BAT JET?! HOW THE FUCK DO I GET UP THERE?!
-->'''Michael''': [later in the video] Give me a fucking trampoline! A fucking ''bouncy castle'', for fuck's sake!
** And the little gem when Michael rage quits it, and the game's still running.
-->'''Gavin''': Try the other side--
-->'''Michael''': '''SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!'''
* Any rage quit with both Michael and Gavin.
* Rage Quit: VideoGame/{{QWOP}} Michael vs. Gavin. It has to be seen to be believed, and the moment where Michael and Gavin realize they're running on the same track is arguably the funniest Rage Quit moment of all time.
* Rage Quit: Surgeon Simulator 2013. Michael and Gavin plus a hospital setting equals hilarity:
** Gavin's constant failing at the controls, throwing surgical tools and body parts alike off the table, or into the patient's chest cavity.
** Michael and Gavin make the hand [[FlippingTheBird flip off the patient]]. Gavin then confuses the term "flipping the bird" with "[[ADateWithRosiePalms flicking the bean]]".
** Gavin is holding a cloth, and throws it across a table, where it lands nearly offscreen. The only problem: in the process, he swept the cloth across the ''heart'' on the table.
--->'''Michael''': WHERE'S THE FUCKING HEART?! You th-- It's gone!
--->'''Gavin''': It's like a magic trick!
--->'''Michael''': Well, it's on the fucking floor now. I don't think the five-second rule applies.
** When he ''does'' manage to successfully grab a tool, he tends to overuse it, with deadly results.
--->'''Gavin''': Got it ''(a hammer)''! ''(drags the hammer across the patient's face, causing blood loss)'' AAH!! AAH!!
--->'''Michael''': Oh, you hit him in the face! Gavin! You just fuckin'... cracked his brain! He needs brain surgery now, dude.
--->'''Gavin''': ...Hold on, okay, we got it. ''(completely destroys the patient's chest cavity with the hammer, causing massive blood loss and death)'' OHHHHH!!!
--->'''Michael''': JESUS CHRIST, MAN! What are you doing?
--->'''Gavin''': We've lost a lung!
--->'''Michael''': We've lost ''everything''!
** Sometimes he grabs something else. For instance, when Gavin grabbed a clipboard instead of a tool:
--->'''Michael''': You gonna write him a note!? "I owe you one new heart."
** Or he misuses the tool entirely:
--->'''Gavin''': ''(holding a bone saw)'' All right, there wa... get the... ''(accidentally kills patient)''
--->'''Michael''': Did you just stab them in the face?
--->'''Gavin''': ''(laughing hysterically)'' I think I slit his throat by accident! I severed the... I went straight for the jugular!
--->'''Michael''': You're like the fucking Angel of Death!
** And finally, at the very end, Michael and Gavin have been careful in trying to do everything right, but the patient is losing blood quickly. Gavin carefully grabs the replacement heart... and ''flings it across the room'', offscreen.
--->'''Michael''': Okay, don't... okay, go over it... lower your hand...
--->'''Gavin''': Yep, have we got it? All right.
--->'''Michael''': You got the heart... ''(Gavin flings the heart offscreen)''
--->'''Gavin''': NO! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
--->'''Michael''': GAVIN ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?
--->'''Gavin''': Oh, where did it go? Where'd it go?
--->'''Michael''': You threw it against the wall [[AscendedMeme like a wet paper towel]]!
* His Rage Quit of ''Uproar!''. The first game to [[RussianReversal quit on him]]!
-->'''Michael''': Jab with the right and hook with the left, you idiot! ''[game crashes]'' Y-- ''WHAT?!'' ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! I just cannot, er, abh, I just fucking contacted the creator right now, it's a piece of shit and... fuck ''you''. I couldn't even fucking quit this. The fucking game ''QUIT ME!'' I GOT CODE 4'D! WHAT THE FUCK IS A CODE 4?!
* Rage Quit - Aircraft RC shows why Michael should never fly a real RC airplane.
** Him messing with the initial options.
-->'''Michael''': ''[fiddles with the volume knob]'' Got the music volume here. Gonna blast this fucking shit up like Music/{{Skrillex}}! WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUUUUB!
** The ending:
-->'''Michael''': Mark me as "MIA" because I went out to fly a plane and I never came back because I got stuck on ''A PIECE OF FUCKING WOOD!''
* A real gem was Rage Quit: Serious Sam Double D XXL, where Gavin causes Michael a significant amount of trouble, as usual.
-->'''Gavin''': Instead of walking, I'm gonna be a wheel, look at this. [Gavin moves his control stick in circles, causing his character to twirl his arms around in circles while making whooshing noises]
** And another part where they had to ride on top of giant ants or whatever to get down a shaft.
-->'''Gavin''': Michael, Michael, I'm scared of the bugs. I'm scared of the bugs... [Jump cut to Gavin on top of the ants] I'm gonna do what's called a--
-->'''Michael''': Hurry the fuck up and get down here, that's what it's called! Let's go!
-->'''Gavin''': Can I crouch?
-->'''Michael''': Yes, press down. [Gavin falls down the shaft and under Michael's character]
-->'''Gavin''': Oh!
-->'''Michael''': [Crouching against Gavin's face] Look, that's how you crouch. I'm gonna fucking stuff my nuts in your mouth.
** And when they meet [[{{Gonk}} the gun salesman.]]
-->'''Michael''': He looks like James Earl Jones.
-->'''Gavin''': Like Randy Newman's brother...
** During that time, they buy new ammunition and comment on how there's only one money account, wondering why they both can't have their own, leading to this little gem:
-->'''Gavin''': Did I spend my money or your money? Do we have a joined account? [[ShipTease And do I get half of it in the divorce?]]
-->'''Michael''': [[BlackHumor Not if I kill you.]]
** After getting some new guns and killing some monsters, they go back to the gun salesman, and Michael complains about Gavin buying too many air buffers.
-->'''Michael''': Can we just rob this motherfucker?
-->'''Gavin''': Oh, it's $50! I'm gonna buy another air buffer!
-->'''Michael''': We don't need another air buffer!
-->'''Gavin''': We need air buffers. We're gonna have buff--
-->'''Michael''': We have three buffs now. You're gonna fucking buff me after this video!
-->'''Gavin''': [Laughs]
** And during the boss fight, a giant beetle, they both get killed by it due to the bullets bouncing off its shell. They later figure out that when it flaps its wings, it exposes soft flesh under the wings. Michael promptly tells Gavin where to shoot.
-->'''Michael''': You have to shoot it in the asshole, where's your fucking stupid heart?! [Gavin gets killed and switch to loading screen]
-->'''Gavin''': [As he shoots at the Beetle's weak point] I'm shooting his bum!
** Later, Michael dies against it, and Gavin manages to kill it by himself, which would be pretty awesome if not for what happens next.
-->'''Michael''': [Gavin, with only a sliver of health left, kills the boss] Fucking finally, Jesus fucking Christ-- [Gavin walks into one of the [[Mooks]] that the boss was spawning and dies] '''GOD DAMN IT, GAVIN!!!''' You killed him, and then fucking died from a monkey!!
-->'''Gavin''': Where were you?!
-->'''Michael''': I was dead for like four minutes! You never picked me up!
* And then we have Surgeon Simulator 2013: Steam Edition (Part 1). It starts with Gavin throwing everything on the desk into disarray ''in the start menu'' and Michael forgetting how to control the hand's fingers and being unable to properly grab anything. [[RunningGag And the watch falling off.]] All within the first minute of the video. It only gets better from there.
** "'''STOP LOSING THE FUCKING WATCH!'''"
** Gavin and Michael discovering the wonder of the ''surgical laser''. Every time they grab it, they tend to do more damage than they need and let the laser go flailing afterwards.
-->'''Michael''': What is this? We just yanked something!
-->'''Gavin''': Bloody laser cutter!
-->'''Michael''': '''IT'S A LASER BEAM!'''
** Anytime they accidentally get themselves high.
*** The first time they accidentally stab themselves with the needle, Gavin immediately starts scrambling for the bottle on the table, hysterically shouting, "I WANT THE ORANGE BURST. GIVE ME THE ORANGE BURST."
** At one point, their surgical laser attempt gets them to free the patient's guts and their attempt to stop the bleeding by using the needle ends up getting them high... and using the other needle ends up ''speeding up'' the bleeding!
** Gavin's attempt to cut something always ends up with his hand flailing around.
-->'''Michael''': You cut like a three-year-old draws.
** Special mention goes to Gavin for briefly rage quitting ''at Michael'' (for the first time in a ''Rage Quit'' episode) when they're arguing about whether they have to take out the old kidneys when they're putting in the new ones.
-->'''Michael''': All you need to do is bump the other ones into place. I don't know why you keep trying to fucking take the old one out!
-->'''Gavin''': Well, it's not a transplant then if you leave the other one in...
-->'''Michael''': WHO GIVES A SHIT?! Do we put all the other parts back inside him?!
-->'''Gavin''': HOW 'BOUT THIS THEN? HOW ABOUT WE JUST GET THE NEW ONES NOW AND CHUCK THEM IN?! SHOULD WE DO THAT?!
-->'''Michael''': This is how surgery works! You think they take your fucking heart out when you get a heart transplant? They just push it to the side and fucking give you a new one! No one fucking goes through all that!
-->'''Gavin''': ...You're a damn idiot.
** Their first attempts at brain surgery. Their first attempt ends with slamming an axe into the guy's ''neck''. The second attempt has them kill the person with the drill. And both attempts end with the guy dead in under ''30 seconds''.
--->'''Michael''': Holy SHIT! JESUS!!! Holy crap! He looks like [[Series/GameOfThrones Tyrion Lannister]]! You fucking cut his face off! ''WHAT HAPPENED?! DID YOU KILL HIM?!''\\
'''Gavin:''' I might've damaged him, but...\\
'''Michael:''' You ''killed'' him.\\
'''Gavin:''' "Brutal murder"!\\
'''Michael:''' You killed him in ''27 fucking seconds!''\\
'''Gavin:''' Let's try that one again.\\
'''Michael:''' Don't hit him in the side of the head with a fucking battleaxe, there, Gimli!\\
'''Gavin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What's it there for?]]
*** The third attempt, they get breaking the skull right and, as they go to pull the brain out, the ease of it freaks the hell out of them. And when the thing just easily ''pops out after being cut'', Michael's panicking screams of "IT'S ON ME! IT'S ON ME!" shows how freaked out he is!
** Part 2 picks up where Part 1 leaves off and we see Michael and Gavin trying to pull these surgeries off in an ambulance and [[RecycledInSPACE in space]]!
*** The brain surgery goes just as well as you expect - Gavin buries a hatchet into a guy's skull in ''10 seconds''.
--->'''Gavin:''' Whack it... whack 'im...
--->'''Michael:''' ''[Watching Gavin smash open the skull with the axe '''leaving it in his brain''']''God damn, dude. Okay, we gotta... Gavin, Jesus!
--->'''Gavin:''' ''[Reading the achievement]'' "What have I done?"
--->'''Michael:''' What DID you do?
--->'''Gavin:''' It's like, stuck in his brain!
--->'''Michael:''' OH, MY GOD!
--->'''Gavin:''' ''[laughing]'' 10 seconds...!
--->'''Michael:''' You fucking made him a unicorn! You killed him in ''10 seconds!''
--->'''Gavin:''' It's sticking out of his brain!
--->'''Michael:''' LOOK AT HIM!
*** Their attempts to stop bleeding during said brain surgery leaves the patient with only ''1ML of blood left''. They end up killing him with the ''[[TheLastStraw syringe]]''.
--->'''Gavin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "How did we bloody do that?!"]]
*** Their attempts to try and fit a fire extinguisher in the poor patient's skull.
--->'''Gavin:''' Should we see if we can hold the fire extinguisher in his head?
--->'''Michael:''' Yeah, we should.
--->*dead patient*
--->'''Michael:''' NO! NO, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU IDIOT, WE HAD IT!
*** This comes around again when Gavin suggests a pencil this time (small objects in the game can't harm your patients like the pencil) but Michael was adamant against fucking up again.
--->'''Michael''': Get the God Damn new brain!
--->'''Gavin''': Pencil! Pencil! Put a pencil!
--->'''Michael''': I'm not gonna put a pencil---
--->'''Gavin''': Put a pencil!
--->'''Michael''': [[MotorMouth I'mnotgonnaputapencil]]---
--->'''Gavin''': [[BrokenRecord Put a pencil]]!
--->'''Michael''': I'mnotgonnaputapencil---
--->'''Gavin''': [[OverlyLongGag Put a pencil]]!
*** Eventually, they do and the resulting physics causes it to spaz out in the brain cavity before it emerges from the back of the patient's neck. Michael and Gavin freak out briefly.
*** The space mission.
--->'''Michael:'''Space is fucking stupid.
*** The very end, after they beat every level, when Michael and Gavin play one more time to fulfill a "personal task": ''[[{{AscendedMeme}} Like A Wet Paper Towel]].''
*** After commenting that the space heart transplant is like a "bloody romance movie":
--->'''Gavin:''' (whispers) [[ShipTease Michael. I'll give you my heart.]]
*** Gavin's patience with the hammer runs low:
--->'''Gavin:''' Could you just let go of the hammer?! Let go of it!
--->'''Michael:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Alright. Jesus, relax. Chill out.]]
* The ending to the Rage Quit of Among the Sleep (Alpha):
-->'''Michael:''' ''[He has just walked to the kitchen door and, as lightning flashes, he sees a monstrous figure in the distance]'' "''[[OhCrap OHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!]]'' Oh, shit! ''[[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere turns his character around and runs]]]'' I am not prepared for this! Jesus Christ! ''[JumpCut to the character near some tennis shoes]'' Put the shoes on! Put the fucking shoes on! Put the shoes on and ''RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!''"
* The Rage Quit to ''Happy Pong'' has Michael fiddle with ''all'' of the options, turning his first experience with the game in a majorly psychedelic, if not unplayable, mess.
* Rage Quit: ''[[VideoGame/SyobonAction Cat Mario]]'', especially when Michael first hits the KaizoTrap at the end of Level 1 - which he never beats.
-->'''Michael''': ''[Jumps over a random laser beam and onto the pole, begins to move to the castle.]'' I jumped over the laser beam and I beat the fucking level. One-One, done! ''[Monster falls from the sky and kills him before he reaches the castle.]'' NO! '''NO!!'''
** And the invisible trap in the middle of the level.
-->'''Michael''' WHY DO YOU JUMP LIKE YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING MOON!?!?!
** And finally, the ending where he tries one last time to jump over the Mario Pole to avoid the kaizo trap[[note]]This is actually how you avoid the kaizo trap[[/note]] is one of the funniest endings in Rage Quit history.
-->'''Michael''': Okay, ready? We're going over this, you ready? ''[Takes a few deep breaths and jumps, only to get killed by the laser beam from earlier before even getting near the pole.]'' GOD DAMN IIIIIT!! '''FUCK!!!'''
* Rage Quit: Give Up is another really funny video, with the ''beginning'' of the video setting a tone for it.
-->'''Michael''': ''[Reading game description]'' "Give Up: A game about failure and regret." Accompanied by a picture of fucking ''bloody spikes!'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ''YEAH, THIS IS GONNA END GREAT!!'']]
** The first levels, which are composed of his character running through a flat plane, give him some truly funny dialogue.
-->'''Michael''': Floor one; Floor one is my FUCKING BITCH!! SUCK MY DICK, FLOOR ONE!
** In a later level, he actually makes it through about eight cannons that are all firing at him at once, and when he makes it to the end of the level, [[HilarityEnsues just has to be seen to be believed.]]
-->'''Michael''': ''[Jumping to next platform, just barely being missed by the cannons.]'' Ahhh! Fucking made it, ''MAAADE IIIT!!'' ''[Gets hit and killed by a cannon as he ''walks into the exit.'']'' ...'''ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE?!!?'''
* Rage Quit: Trials Evolution, just about every rant he goes on.
-->'''Michael''': [Making his rider lean back and forth repeatedly, making it look like he's fucking the motorcycle] Oh, there he goes, HUMPING THE FUCKING THING! Yeah, get it! Show her who's boss, but buy dinner first, asshole!
** When he tries to ride uphill, but gets stuck at a giant pipe.
-->'''Michael''': Come on, dicknugget!
** When he tries to cross the river. This evolves into a slideshow of him failing at the game.
-->'''Michael''': [His rider falls off the slope and into the river] Ohh, what's the matter? I wasn't even touching the controller. You got nothing to live for; YOU FUCKING KILLED ''YOURSELF!!'' [Jump cut to him still trying to cross the river]
-->'''Michael''': '''IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!'' [Jump cut to his rider lying down on a ramp]
-->'''Michael''': Great. Fucking great...
** And the "Sin City Level."
-->'''Michael''': [After making it past an obstacle without knowing how he did] How did that happen? How did that he-- HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! [Falls] I am pissed that that just happened! [Crashes, bike falls apart, body gets hit by multiple cars as Michael rants] That was fucking ridiculous! I did like a front flip over and slid down the ramp, and the game is like "No, that's fine." [[LampshadeHanging It's the fucking Sin City level.]] 'Cause everything's red and black and white. Except, you know what's missing? Jessica Alba's giant titties! Where are they?! Maybe they'll be in DLC!
** All in all, there's a good chance that the Trials games made Michael paranoid.
-->'''Michael:''' It's like they were like "Hey, remember that guy that played Trials, and he was like 'This game's fucking hard!'? Let's make another one! He'll play that one too!" And you're right! And then they're gonna make a fucking third one! And I'm gonna play that too! And [[SuddenlyShouting I'M LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE]], like I always do when I play these goddamn games! ''HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!''
* No mention of ''Dead or Alive Xtreme 2'' ?:
-->'''Michael:''' Let me tell you this. If you visit an island that's filled with nothing but half naked women that are running around playing tug of war and bouncing on trampolines, and splashing each other in the water, and you buy an UsefulNotes/XBox, then you sir, are a goddamn asshole!
** Immediately followed by [[HypocriticalHumor him actually buying it]].
--->'''Michael:''' Alright, let's be honest, it was a good buy.
* The Rage Quit to ''Uncraft Me'' has Michael actually have fun with the mindless game of shooting bricks away and revealing scantly-clad women. Of course, after the first four stages, it gets hard and Michael devolves back into his angry roars.
* Michael vs. Andrew in ''Yu-Gi-Oh! Decade Duels Plus'':
** The number of references to [[Anime/YuGiOh the show]], particularly Joey's infamous dubbed Brooklyn accent.
** Both players' experience a number of [[EpicFail epic fails]] due to not reading the effects of their cards.
** Michael's furious reaction to losing and calls for a rematch.
--->'''Michael''': I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR BUTT!
--->'''Andrew''': *yelps*
* Michael and Andrew do have a rematch. And ham up their performance, especially at the end.
** Near the end of the video, Andrew [[HoistByHisOwnPetard uses Torrential Tribute in order to destroy all of Michael's monsters... It would've worked except Michael's Elemental Hero Wildman is completely unaffected by Trap Cards, contributing to Michael's victory in the video.]] Keep in mind that this is after Andrew was already made aware of Wildman's effect earlier when he tried to use Sakuretsu Armor in order to destroy it only for that to fail. Andrew's OhCrap reaction sells it.
--->'''Michael''' (shouting): I attack your life points directly, bitch! Your ass is going to the Shadow Realm! That's it, game over! Have fun fucking hanging out with Pegasus and fucking... whatever his name is! Your ass is in the Shadow Realm, bitch! GAME!
--->'''Andrew''': It was close. [[note]](for the record, Michael ended up beating him with 10,000 Life points left over, which was MORE than he started with)[[/note]]
* His yearly devotion to ''The Impossible Game'' really riles him up as he deals with level three, leading him to freak out and place a checkpoint inbetween two spikes, sending him on a death loop, leading him to roar out to tune in next year where he doesn't beat level four.
-->'''Michael:''' Part 4: The Dramatic Ending - I Die.
* Rage Quit (?) Grand Theft Auto V. Michael decides to say screw raging and take a little "fishing trip".
-->'''Michael:''' (to the police while speeding away in a helicopter) YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP ME AND ''MY'' VACATION!
* Rage Quit - Distraction. At one point, he dodges a missile shot at him from outside the screen, only to be hit with another missile a second after, leading him to go on a tangent about a similar incident in an episode of ''Anime/{{Naruto}}''!
** At the end, he gets so pissed off, when he slams his mouse, it causes him to scroll off the screen and pull the web browser window out of the way.
** At one point, he begins to question the motives behind the animals causing the titular distraction, but in the middle of it he's killed, and he just screams, "WHAT ARE YOU- I-- ''[[LargeHam I'M A BIRD!]]'' '''''[[YouBastard I'M]] [[TheWoobie A BIRD!!!]]'''''"
* Michael's rant at the HDCP involving video capture on the Playstation 4. Then, he shows us how he "circumvents" it, leading to hilarious results.
* Rage Quit: Rage. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness He spends the entire video saying nice things in a pleasant tone of voice.]] It's hilarious.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E81rFdNpn44 Rage Quit: Freestyle Football Trials]] just has to be ''seen to be believed!'' It's like a video you'd see on a "try not to laugh or grin" video.
* Rage Quit: Uncraft Me 2- Michael comments on guy screaming as he dies:
-->'''Michael''': [[HypocriticalHumor Is it just me or is anyone else confused as to why someone is always yelling when you die? Like, what's the point of that?]]
-->'''Michael''': ''[Literally a second later]'' [[IResembleThatRemark GODDAMMIT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I WILL FIND YOU! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING BABY, BITCH!]]
** The [[PirateGirl first space idol he saves]] spawns this gem:
-->'''Michael:''' Arr, shiver me timbers. [[MaleGaze Them be great lookin' tatas.]]
** The reveal that Ariel has fish face.
-->'''Michael''': FUCKIN' FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
* After a player quits on him in ''Avatar Paintball":
--> '''Michael''': You know, this is the problem with the online community nowadays. Everybody's a dick, okay? Nobody can just go online, have a nice, relaxing game- ''(shoots another player)'' '''[[HypocriticalHumor YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY!?]]'''
** When chasing a guy called "bobby2sloppy"
--> '''Michael''': Come here Bobby, you fucking sloppy bitch!
* Rage Quit: Winnie The Pooh's Home Run Derby - Michael can't get past ''Piglet''.
* Rage Quit: Geometry Wars Retro Evolved. Anyone who watches the VS episodes Achievement Hunter regularly puts out will know about this game. Michael has a number of funny moments raging about this game.
--> '''Michael''': It's a game about fucking shapes. It'll shape your asshole!
** At one point, he kills all the enemies on his screen, then flies into [[EpicFail the first enemy that spawned.]]
--> '''Michael''': OHHH!! Fucking atom bomb, motherfucker! Didn't see that coming, did you! (Gets killed) Oh, goddammit!
** He frequently describes the shape monsters that he's killing as things that wanna rape him.
--> '''Michael''': They're just fucking... they're butt snakes. They're butt snakes!
--> '''Michael''': It's like World War fucking 37, cuz I don't know what year it is. We're in a future time-space continuum with fucking triangles and snake monsters, and fucking purple squares fucking your asshole apart!
--> '''Michael''': They just fucking spawn out of nowhere. You're just minding your own business, then BAM! You're in Narnia, a magical land where every fucking woodland creature wants a piece of your mouth!
** At some point, Michael got killed before he finished ranting about the last time he got killed!
--> '''Michael''': Jesus Christ. (Gets killed) ''JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!'' What the shit?! It was like a goddamn fucking explosion of colors on my screen! [[RunningGag I got fucking raped by a red--]] (gets killed again) ''WHAT THE FUCK?! '''GODDAMMIT!!!'''''
** Later in the video, Michael got so angry that he almost crapped his pants.
--> '''Michael''': Oh my god! RRRGH!! [[BringMyBrownPants Shit a little bit. Shit a little bit. Little bit of shit came out...]]
** In the end of the video, Michael gets an achievement for getting over 250,000 points. He then wonders what the other achievements are like.
--> '''Michael''': Oh! I got fucking 250,000 fucking points! Yaaay, achievement. What do I need to get all the fucking achievements, let's see. (Looks at the last achievement, earn over 1,000,000 points without dying.) Now what kind of fucking piece of shit is gonna waste their goddamn life trying to get a fucking stupid retarded achievement like that?! You gotta be some kind of fucking moron!! (Cut to Jack's page, where he got all the achievements)
--> '''Michael''': ...fuck you, Jack.
* Rage Quit: VideoGame/Left4Dead2. Michael + Mike (who has never played Left 4 Dead prior to this video) = HilarityEnsues
** Mike accidentally shoots a propane tank, setting both Michael and himself on fire and dying.
--> '''Mike''': No, it says I have pills. Can I take those? I guess not.
--> '''Michael''': '''[[WhatAnIdiot THAT'S NOT YOU! THAT'S ROCHELLE!]]'''
** While attempting to save Michael, Mike gets dragged away by a Smoker. Even after he's freed from the Smoker, Mike panics and shoots wildly only to get incapacitated by a single Common Infected
--> '''Michael''': '''YOU JUST STOOD THERE!'''
** When everyone but Mike is incapacitated, what does Mike do? Hide behind a forklift
--> '''Mike''': The zombies are going to come after me!
** The entire encounter with the Tank. While Michael scolds Mike for almost getting killed by a pipe bomb, Michael comes face-to-face with a Tank which proceeds to incapacitate him. Mike thinks he killed the Tank (he killed a Charger instead) and celebrates only to be knocked down by the Tank. Michael is then picked up by the [=AI=] only to get killed by the Tank within seconds before the Tank finishes off Mike
--> '''Michael''': You're the worst fucking intern ever.
* "Rage Quit - Dodge the Balls" has Michael fit in as many ball jokes as possible.
** At one point, Michael has to make his red ball dodge ten balls, then realizes [[ItMakesSenseInContext that it's like Achievement Hunter - there's five guys and then there's Gavin.]]
* Rage Quit - Toy Stunt Bike has Michael get stuck on level 2.
--> '''Michael''': Don't go under the table, asshole. Yeah, go play with the block--"A" for "asshole".
** And then there's him getting stuck on the block.
--> '''Michael''': It's like [[VideoGame/{{Left4Dead}} Gnome Chompski]]. I don't to bring to the end of the fucking game!
** The ending when he falls over his bike and slides to the finish line.
--> '''Michael''': Congratulate my '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING CORPSE]] WHEN YOU PUT ME IN THE GODDAMN GROUND!!!'''
* Rage Quit: Hide the Fart - The entire thing.
--> '''Michael''': [[KonamiCode Up up, down down, left right left right]], anal gas. [Beat]...'''Fuck.'''
* ''The Impossible Game Level Pack 4'': After yelling and screaming like a madman throughout the whole video, Michael's reaction when beating the level in TheStinger is a calm "Oh, sweet, I beat it."
** Before TheStinger, the video ends with him [[LaughingMad laughing like]] SelfDemonstration/TheJoker.
** In his frustration, complains that he makes it two blocks further every 100 tries. He then rhetorically wonders where he'll be after 2000 tries. Cue GilliganCut.
* Rage Quit: ''VideoGame/{{VVVVVV}}'':
** Michael vs. [[ThatOneLevel Veni Vidi Vici]]. After an hour and a half and several hundred deaths, he successfully completes the challenge and collects the Trinket. [[ShaggyDogStory And then he notices that clearing Veni Vidi Vici is optional]], since it's basically a ''very'' complicated dead end with a Trinket in it[[note]]He had earlier stated that he didn't care about optional trinkets and was just trying to reach the end of the game.[[/note]].
* Rage Quit: ''Red Wire''... it was supposed to be Rage Quit: ''VideoGame/FTLFasterThanLight'', but Steam decides to ''not work.''
** Not only this, but '''two thirds of the video''' are spent trying to get Steam to work!
* Rage Quit: ''Heavy Bullets'' has its funny moments too:
** Michael introduces the [=MedBay=] in a funny fashion.
--> '''Michael''': ''(while zooming in and out on the [=MedBay=])'' Come back when you get some money, buddy.
** Michael introduces the X button by accidentally using an antidote with the X button.
--> '''Michael''': What the fuck was that? Aw, shit! I just used the potion. Don't hit the X button... uh, when you don't need to... Fuck.
** Michael also introduces the use of the B button by accidentally setting off a bomb near a bank machine.
--> '''Michael''': [[OhCrap OH SHIT!]]
--> ''Michael runs from the bomb as it blows up the bank machine.''
--> '''Michael''': Well... oops... Hope the discount wasn't just good on that one...
* Rage Quit^2
** Partway through the game, Michael gets to a part where he has to cross four quadrants to reach a goal. He's able to get past the first two after getting stuck in the first one for a long time, but as he gets to the third one, he ends up dying. There's this dead silence before there's the sound of something thumping before he speaks up completely dejected.
* Rage Quit: Flappy Goat in Goat Simulator has Michael trying to keep his cool. It fails miserably.
--> '''Michael''': Gotta keep your cool, that's definitely the technique to this game is to probably not let it frustrate you. You're gonna die a lot, you're gonna fail a lot but if you get the system down, you'll get better and you just wanna, you want to- ''(dies)'' '''GOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!'''
** The ending where he gets up and ''throws his chair away'' and kicks it.
* Rage Quit: ''VideoGame/NoTimeToExplain''
** In Michael's quest to get hats, he pulls a DoubleTake when he gets one that makes him looks ''exactly'' like Gavin. So much so that he drags Geoff and Gavin over to check it out!
*** Then, the very next stage, he declares it old news when he gets a fox head.
* Rage Quit: ''VideoGame/MedalOfHonor''
** Around 2 minutes in and onward, Michael ''[[SanitySlippage seriously]]'' starts to lose his shit, frustrated with how hard it is to see the game, and [[LargeHam screaming]] throughout the rest of the video.
-->"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU: THE GAME!"

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* Michael's ''Rage Quit'' series in one in itself, but special mention goes to ''The Impossible Game Level Pack''.
-->'''Michael''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice It's like I'm]] [[DomesticAbuse an abused wife!]]
**
The Impossible Game Level Pack also gives birth to one of Michael's most famous lines.
-->'''Michael''': Swiss FUCKING ''CHEESE!''
* In ''The Unfair Platformer'', we get a hint as to what happens behind the scenes of Michael's rage quits.
-->'''Michael''': What the fuck are you laughing at, Gavin? Edit the fucking video!
** Apparently, Gavin ''did'' actually edit the video, like Michael told him to, so we never heard him laughing.
* Seeing Michael rage
very first episode, in his ''Rage Quit'' shows are usually funny which Burnie comes in and out of themselves, but probably one of offers the most hilarious Rage Quit's is internet a peanut, [[HilariousInHindsight Jack says that the Turok one. After the references to a couple movies, near the end, something unbelievable happens. As Michael aims his bow at the T-rex, who is across the map, mind you, the scene plays where the T-Rex eats him.
-->'''Michael''': WHAT THE FUCK?! HE WAS ACROSS THE LEVEL! OH, BULLSHIT! THAT'S BULLSHIT!
** Michael describing the annoying strategy the T-rex has.
-->'''Michael''': *in a really nerdy voice* NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! Get up. NYEH! [[OneHitKill I'm gonna eat you now.]]
* Pretty much all of "Rage Quit: Duke Nukem Forever", but special mention goes to:
-->'''Michael''': All right, Duke. Put the fuckin' thing
name]] ''[[HilariousInHindsight AHWU]]'' [[HilariousInHindsight won't stick]], and Geoff slaps Jack in the hole, just like we learned in health class. From, like, the only hot teacher in the school. Except for the gym teacher, who had a very handsome mustache.
slow motion.
* The entirety of Michael's RageQuit of [[https://www.''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z0wV2xsx1o "No Luca No"]].
* Rage Quit: Cassie's Animal Sounds
-->'''Michael''': Fucking beautiful. What
com/watch?v=XE7rL_s7tlY AHWU #43]]'', which includes Griffon giving both Geoff and Jack a kiss, the fuck is she doing?
* Michael's rants during ''Mirror's Edge''.
-->'''Michael''': ''(trying unsuccessfully to somersault under some pipes)'' Look at her. Look at her slide. Look at her slide under
intro using the pipes [[SarcasmMode like a fucking ninja, she is!]]
-->(Jump cut to her holding onto
"Ding Dong Song", Geoff cracking up at the edge of a structure, but not climbing up)
-->'''Michael''': [Beat] ...'''GO UP!!!!'''
* When Michael finds
achievement name "[[AccidentalInnuendo Bone On]]", the checkpoint, it's on top of "Achievement Pig", a building, random worker being asked to look at the camera ("there's nothing in there!"), and the only way to get up there was on a different building... that he jumped off near the beginning RunningGag of the video.
-->'''Michael''': Is there
Geoff saying "[[InherentlyFunnyWords vagina]]".
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS6sn33cT8o AHWU #56]]'', which includes highlights like
a fucking access ladder I can use somewhere? An emergency stairwell? A fucking elevator? A helicopter? A BAT JET?! HOW THE FUCK DO I GET UP THERE?!
-->'''Michael''': [later
short repeat cut of Jack going "vroom-vroom", Burnie dancing a bit behind Jack, Gus's cutout being placed in the video] Give me a fucking trampoline! A fucking ''bouncy castle'', for fuck's sake!
** And
doorway, and then the little gem when Michael rage quits it, and the game's still running.
-->'''Gavin''': Try the other side--
-->'''Michael''': '''SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!'''
real Gus taking its place.
* Any rage quit with both Michael and Gavin.
* Rage Quit: VideoGame/{{QWOP}} Michael vs. Gavin. It has
Viewers are invited to be seen to be believed, and the moment send clips of themselves saying what number episode this is, as well as showing where Michael and Gavin realize they're running on the same track is arguably the funniest Rage Quit moment of all time.
* Rage Quit: Surgeon Simulator 2013. Michael and Gavin plus a hospital setting equals hilarity:
** Gavin's constant failing at the controls, throwing surgical tools and body parts alike off the table,
they are (usually someplace scenic or into the patient's chest cavity.
** Michael and Gavin make the hand [[FlippingTheBird flip off the patient]]. Gavin then confuses the term "flipping the bird"
famous). But one submission had a viewer show an average street lawn, saying "It's my front yard. Deal with "[[ADateWithRosiePalms flicking the bean]]".
** Gavin is holding a cloth, and throws it across a table, where it lands nearly offscreen. The only problem: in the process, he swept the cloth across the ''heart'' on the table.
--->'''Michael''': WHERE'S THE FUCKING HEART?! You th-- It's gone!
--->'''Gavin''': It's like a magic trick!
--->'''Michael''': Well, it's on the fucking floor now. I don't think the five-second rule applies.
** When he ''does'' manage to successfully grab a tool, he tends to overuse it, with deadly results.
--->'''Gavin''': Got it ''(a hammer)''! ''(drags the hammer across the patient's face, causing blood loss)'' AAH!! AAH!!
--->'''Michael''': Oh, you hit him in the face! Gavin! You just fuckin'... cracked his brain! He needs brain surgery now, dude.
--->'''Gavin''': ...Hold on, okay, we got it. ''(completely destroys the patient's chest cavity with the hammer, causing massive blood loss and death)'' OHHHHH!!!
--->'''Michael''': JESUS CHRIST, MAN! What are you doing?
--->'''Gavin''': We've lost a lung!
--->'''Michael''': We've lost ''everything''!
** Sometimes he grabs something else. For instance, when Gavin grabbed a clipboard instead of a tool:
--->'''Michael''': You gonna write him a note!? "I owe you one new heart.
it."
** Or he misuses * ''AHWU'' #158: Jack is out of town visiting Australia. The lads take this opportunity to liven up the tool entirely:
--->'''Gavin''': ''(holding
news delivery a bone saw)'' All right, there wa... get the... ''(accidentally kills patient)''
--->'''Michael''': Did you just stab them in
bit by grabbing the face?
--->'''Gavin''': ''(laughing hysterically)'' I think I slit his throat by accident! I severed the... I went straight for
camera and running around the jugular!
--->'''Michael''': You're like
Rooster Teeth studio and parking lot, action news style.
* Any time Jack is out of town, Michael, Ray, and Gavin host "Team Lads Action News", where they pick up
the fucking Angel of Death!
** And finally, at
camera and run around the very end, Rooster Teeth office, terrorizing and annoying everyone while they work. In ''AHWU'' #195, the day a Team Lads Action News t-shirt was released, the news team initiates a HostileShowTakeover by ''chloroforming'' Jack.
* ''AHWU'' #171's show number intros are done by RT staff members through Team Lads Action News(?), proving that one of the few things the Mad King is afraid of is TLAN:
--> '''Gavin''': Dammit, we lost him!
--> '''Ray''': We lost him in our office.
* ''AHWU'' #172 is a Jack and Geoff-less episode. Highlights include:
** Pre-show level checking with Caleb,
Michael and Gavin Lindsey.
** Michael, Lindsey and Ryan posing in place before starting off for no apparent reason.
** The intro (with Ryan getting really into it in the background).
--> '''Michael''': This week on AHWU, your face is gonna get blasted off!!
** Ryan pretending to be Jack by wearing Jack's MC skin hat as a scarf as well as his desk sign that says "''Jack Pattillo, Rooster Teeth''" being pinned to his shirt collar.
--> '''"Jack"''': Australia stole some of my beard.
** Michael finally learning what Geoff and Jack
have been careful to put up with every week when Lindsey tries to shove a banana in his mouth.
** Ryan announces the Free Edgar 2013 shirt. It's as good as it sounds.
** "Do I have dick room?"
* ''AHWU'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88rW_LzhnMM #200]] features Jack delivering the news on Flappy Bird, and the reasons why it was taken off of the iTunes App Store (among others). Cue Geoff
trying to do everything right, but show the patient camera the app on his iPhone, with a censor bar along the bottom... because Geoff's background is losing blood quickly. his wife's cleavage.
* It seems that most of the ''AHWU''s since the move to the new offices involve
Gavin carefully grabs in the replacement heart... background of Jack's pieces attempting to make the bearded one laugh. He often succeeds.
* ''AHWU'' #216. Ryan gets another shirt... his body language says it all. He is just ''resigned'' to his fate of being the provider of so many shirt-based in-jokes by now.
* ''AHWU'' #218 - Burnie makes a cameo.
--> '''Burnie''': ''(opening the door to the office
and ''flings it across looking round)'' Crap, Achievement Hunter is working in here! ''(closes the room'', offscreen.
--->'''Michael''': Okay, don't... okay, go over it... lower your hand...
--->'''Gavin''': Yep, have we
door)''
--> '''Gavin''': ... What a prick.
** Turns out it was for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEMAWms1U14 a Rooster Teeth short]] that
got it? All right.
--->'''Michael''': You got
released three months later.
* ''AHWU'' #221. Post-RTX edition. Everyone is visibly tired and hoarse after their convention except Jack who is somehow even ''more'' chipper.
--> '''Geoff''': ''(to Michael)'' Tired?
--> '''Michael''': Yeah.
--> '''Geoff''': Ray?
--> '''Ray''': Yeah.
--> '''Geoff''': Jack?
--> '''Jack''': I'm great!
--> '''Geoff''': Shut up...
* ''AHWU'' #224 is
the heart... ''(Gavin flings sixth anniversary edition.
** Someone has brought in party poppers, and Team Nice Dynameat are loving it. Geoff... not so much.
** Gavin tries to feed Geoff a shot from what seems to be every alcoholic thing in
the heart offscreen)''
--->'''Gavin''': NO! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
--->'''Michael''': GAVIN ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me?
--->'''Gavin''': Oh, where did
office throughout the video.
* ''AHWU'' #233 sees the return of Team Lads Action News for the first time since the building move. They corner Ryan in the bathroom, and when he hears them coming he just gets in a corner in the shower and faces the wall. Once again, the only thing the Mad King fears is TLAN. Gets better when Michael goes to turn the shower on and he realizes HE can use
it go? Where'd it go?
--->'''Michael''': You threw it
as a weapon against the wall [[AscendedMeme like a wet paper towel]]!
Lads.
* His Rage Quit of ''Uproar!''. The first game to [[RussianReversal quit on him]]!
-->'''Michael''': Jab with
''AHWU'' #237 features some "creative" camerawork.
* ''AHWU'' #244 marks
the right and hook with the left, you idiot! ''[game crashes]'' Y-- ''WHAT?!'' ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! I just cannot, er, abh, I just fucking contacted the creator right now, it's a piece return of shit and... fuck ''you''. I couldn't even fucking quit this. The fucking game ''QUIT ME!'' I GOT CODE 4'D! WHAT THE FUCK IS A CODE 4?!
* Rage Quit - Aircraft RC shows why
Team Nice Dynamite after filming Lazer Team wrapped up. Gavin appears on camera first, then Michael should never fly a real RC airplane.
** Him messing with the initial options.
-->'''Michael''': ''[fiddles with the volume knob]'' Got the music volume here. Gonna blast this fucking shit up like Music/{{Skrillex}}! WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUB-WUUUUB!
** The ending:
-->'''Michael''': Mark me as "MIA" because I went
''shoulder-slams'' him out to fly a plane and I never came back because I got stuck on ''A PIECE OF FUCKING WOOD!''
* A real gem was Rage Quit: Serious Sam Double D XXL, where Gavin causes Michael a significant amount of trouble, as usual.
-->'''Gavin''': Instead of walking, I'm gonna be a wheel, look at this. [Gavin moves his control stick in circles, causing his character to twirl his arms around in circles while making whooshing noises]
** And another part where they had to ride on top of giant ants or whatever to get down a shaft.
-->'''Gavin''': Michael, Michael, I'm scared
of the bugs. I'm scared of the bugs... [Jump cut way to Gavin on top of the ants] I'm gonna do what's called a--
-->'''Michael''': Hurry the fuck up and get down here, that's what it's called! Let's go!
-->'''Gavin''': Can I crouch?
-->'''Michael''': Yes, press down. [Gavin falls down the shaft and under Michael's character]
-->'''Gavin''': Oh!
-->'''Michael''': [Crouching against
shout "Gavin's back?!?" which sends Gavin's face] Look, that's tub of grape flying everywhere. It even gets a slow-motion replay.
* ''AHWU'' #247 includes some Risinger on camera action, Gavin shattering a box he's standing on, fun with the camera's zoom function and Jeremy hitting Matt in the face with the microphone.
* ''AHWU'' #249 has more "creative" camerawork, and ends with Michael grabbing the tripod, facing the camera towards him and then spinning in a circle.
* ''AHWU'' #251 sees more Team Lads Action News.
* ''AHWU'' #252 has another Ryan-inspired shirt introduced during it. He complies with Jack's wish to throw the shirt to him, then continues to throw every large cushioned object he can grab at Jack to hinder the shirt's introduction on-camera.
* ''AHWU'' #253.
** During the community section, someone turns off the main office lights making Jack and someone else light up Matt and Jeremy using the light of their phones. Then the person on the office lights starts flicking them on and off and it briefly becomes a lightswitch rave.
** Matt on Let's Build.
---> '''Matt''': Oh, are we supposed to talk about Let's Build shit? ''(there is an affirmative answer off-camera)'' We're not doing one this week.
---> ''(Matt walks off-camera, people in the background laugh)''
* ''AHWU'' #263 sees Geoff attempting to read the games coming out this week while people (presumably including Jack because he can hear him laughing) chuck the plushie tower of pimp blocks at him.
* ''AHWU'' #264 sees the return of Team Nice Dynamite background shenanigans.
* ''AHWU'' #266 and Geoff makes a comment early about
how you crouch. I'm gonna fucking stuff my nuts in your mouth.
** And
all of the achievements for games this week are lame, then when they meet [[{{Gonk}} it gets to Achievement of the gun salesman.Week...
--> '''Geoff''': Achievement of the Week this week is... ah fuck, I forgot to write the game down...
--> ''(there is a chorus of laughter off-camera)''
* ''AHWU'' #288 has Gavin convince Jeremy to hop outside on a stool for ten dollars. He makes it.
** Gavin writes "PISS" on Jack's notebook.
** Gavin wearing the big nose costume.
* ''AHWU'' #300 has Jack and the 3 Lads celebrating 300 [=AHWUs=] with a cake. Jeremy ends up [[PieInTheFace wearing some of it]].
* ''AHWU'' #313: Some fan though it would be a good idea to give Gavin ''an elastic-band rifle''. He spends half the episode trying to snipe Geoff while he's tries to read the news.
** They also get a shipment of video game weapons, including [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII Connor's tomahawk]]. [[TemptingFate Gavin dares Michael to test it on his desk]], and Michael cleaves through it like butter. Gavin is absolutely livid:
-->'''Michael:''' [[CallBack You got a new hole! You got a new fingerhole!]]\\
'''Gavin:''' ''[[BigWhy WHYYYY!?]]''\\
'''Michael:''' [[WhatAnIdiot You just]]'' [[LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt said to do it!]]''\\
'''Geoff:''' Hold on, I can fix this.\\
''*moves Gavin's keyboard and controller over the hole to cover it*''\\
'''Jack:''' There we go. Perfect.\\
'''Gavin:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks. It's like... 2 years ago all over again.
]]
-->'''Michael''': He looks like James Earl Jones.
-->'''Gavin''': Like Randy Newman's brother...
** During that time, they buy
* ''AHWU'' #334: Gavin offers Jeremy a chair, then proceeds to wheel Jeremy out of the building, through the parking lot, and into a ditch while Jeremy is attempting to read the list of new ammunition releases.
* Following a retool around episode 360, AH has begun unboxing letters
and comment on how there's only one money account, wondering why they both can't have their own, leading gifts sent to them by fans. After several throwaway jokes by Michael and Lindsay to send them swords and weapons, the crew has quickly amassed a huge collection of weaponry, including knives, swords, a medieval flail, and a chainsaw. The popularity of this little gem:
-->'''Gavin''': Did I spend my money or your money? Do we have a joined account? [[ShipTease And do I get half of it in
segment has lead to the divorce?]]
-->'''Michael''': [[BlackHumor Not if I kill you.
unofficial renaming of AHWU to [[FunWithAcronyms Achievement Hunter Weapon Unboxing.]]
** After getting some new guns and killing some monsters, they go back to * ''AHWU'' #365: A fan sent in a bunch of glitter bombs. Trevor keeps falling for it.
* ''AHWU'' #390: A fan sends Jeremy a pair of children's stilts. He runs around
the gun salesman, and office with them going THWOP THWOP THWOP.
-->'''Michael:''' He sounds like he's on a horse.\\
'''Jack:''' He's so happy, Michael!\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''*trips over in the background*''
** While they're trying to do the unboxing, a personal alarm keychain randomly goes off.
Michael complains about Gavin buying too many air buffers.
-->'''Michael''': Can we just rob this motherfucker?
-->'''Gavin''': Oh, it's $50! I'm gonna buy another air buffer!
-->'''Michael''': We don't need another air buffer!
-->'''Gavin''': We need air buffers. We're gonna have buff--
-->'''Michael''': We have three buffs now. You're gonna fucking buff me after this video!
-->'''Gavin''': [Laughs]
** And during
disarms it with a mallet which he started keeping in the boss fight, a giant beetle, they both get killed stream room since their Play Pals recording got interrupted by it due to the bullets bouncing off its shell. They later figure out that when it flaps its wings, it exposes soft flesh under the wings. one.
* ''AHWU'' #393: At one point,
Michael promptly tells Gavin where to shoot.
-->'''Michael''': You have to shoot it in the asshole, where's your fucking stupid heart?! [Gavin gets killed
dons a potato face mask and switch to loading screen]
-->'''Gavin''': [As he shoots at the Beetle's weak point] I'm shooting his bum!
** Later, Michael dies against it, and Gavin manages to kill it by himself, which would be pretty awesome if not for what happens next.
-->'''Michael''': [Gavin, with only a sliver of health left, kills the boss] Fucking finally, Jesus fucking Christ-- [Gavin walks into one of the [[Mooks]] that the boss was spawning and dies] '''GOD DAMN IT, GAVIN!!!''' You killed him, and then fucking died from a monkey!!
-->'''Gavin''': Where were you?!
-->'''Michael''': I was dead for like four minutes! You never picked me up!
* And then we have Surgeon Simulator 2013: Steam Edition (Part 1). It
starts with Gavin throwing everything on the desk into disarray ''in the start menu'' singing and Michael forgetting how to control the hand's fingers dancing around Gavin. Lindsay walks by stops, looks in total disbelief at what she sees and being unable to properly grab anything. [[RunningGag And the watch falling off.]] All within the first minute of the video. It only gets better from there.
** "'''STOP LOSING THE FUCKING WATCH!'''"
** Gavin and Michael discovering the wonder of the ''surgical laser''. Every time they grab it, they tend to do more damage than they need and let the laser go flailing afterwards.
-->'''Michael''': What is this? We just yanked something!
-->'''Gavin''': Bloody laser cutter!
-->'''Michael''': '''IT'S A LASER BEAM!'''
** Anytime they accidentally get themselves high.
*** The first time they accidentally stab themselves with the needle, Gavin immediately starts scrambling for the bottle on the table, hysterically shouting, "I WANT THE ORANGE BURST. GIVE ME THE ORANGE BURST.
tells Jack "We made a baby."
** At one point, their surgical laser attempt gets them to free * In episode 399, someone sent the patient's guts and their attempt to stop crew a small piece of Uranium ore. The Mad King was pleased.
-->'''Ryan:''' Great, now we can finally complete our [[CrossesTheLineTwice dirty bomb!]]
* ''AHWU'' #407: Somebody sent Jeremy a Little Monster Truck ''onesie''.
* ''AHWU'' #411:
** Someone sent
the bleeding by using the needle ends up getting them high... and using the other needle ends up ''speeding up'' the bleeding!
** Gavin's attempt to cut something always ends up with his hand flailing around.
-->'''Michael''': You cut like
gang a three-year-old draws.
** Special mention goes to
giant inflatable unicorn. Gavin for briefly rage quitting ''at Michael'' (for the first time in a ''Rage Quit'' episode) when they're arguing about whether they have to take out the old kidneys when they're putting throws it and its lands on Jeremy's monitor; he retaliates by nailing Gavin right in the new ones.
-->'''Michael''': All you need to do is bump the other ones into place. I don't know why you keep trying to fucking take the old one out!
face with it.
** Someone sent them a [[NotSafeForWork porn catalog]]. A very ''graphic'' porn catalog.
-->'''Gavin''': Well, There's a lot of porn in this room; all I can see is tits.
* ''AHWU'' #420: The gang receive more plastic pit balls for the yellow barrel they received. After filling it halfway, Trevor jumps in headfirst and promptly gets stuck with his feet sticking out. Ryan proceeds to dump more balls onto him, and then it takes the combined efforts of Ryan, Alfredo, and Jeremy to pull him out.
* ''AHWU'' #426: A fan requests that the crew do an immersion of Videogame/{{Murder}} featuring the AH office. At this is being discussed, the camera pans to Ryan, who is already unsheathing a knife.
-->'''Ryan:''' "Who do I stab?"
* ''AHWU'' #429: Geoff, who's still bitter over their last minigolf video, takes two cans of Febreze air fresheners and sprays them through one of the box fans, covering everyone with air freshener. He then proceeds to spray everyone who played in the video.
* ''AHWU'' #431:
** A fan from Sweden sent them the [[ForeignQueasine very intense smelling delicacy]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming surströmming]]. Jack puts it on Gavin's desk.
** Someone sent them ''furry porn'', and Alfredo puts it in [[RunningGag Jeremy's chair]]. Jack is curious enough to flip through the pages, bewildering Trevor and Alfredo.
--->'''Trevor:''' Is this for Jeremy?\\
'''Matt:''' You know who
it's not for.
* ''AHWU'' #441:
** The porn shenanigans escalate with someone sending Ryan ''{{hentai}} manga''. Ryan is befuddled and appalled that it's ''volume two'' in
a transplant series. A curious Geoff flips to a random page, discovers that it's ''in color'', and screams as he throws it aside.
** Someone sent the gang, mainly Ryan and Geoff, several cases of Diet Coke. Geoff's quite happy until he's curious enough if he can throw a knife at one of the cases. It pierces the case, spilling soda everywhere. In retaliation, Ryan learns there's a case of Diet Pepsi for Geoff, so he stabs it with a knife.
*** His doing so sprays Diet Pepsi [[EyeScream straight into Trevor's eye.]]
* ''AHWU'' #457 ("25 Pounds of Pure Flavor")
** While Jack is giving the mail-in address, Matt Bragg nails him in the throat with an ''uncalled'' Moon Ball. Ryan and Alfredo declare that Matt must be punished and sentence him to get pelted with Moon Balls as he stands against the wall.
---> '''Ryan:''' "Some may call it a KangarooCourt, but I don't care."
** Following this, Jack decides to hit Jeremy's desk with a sledgehammer. It leaves a noticeable dent. Ryan immediately realizes it can be used as a Moon Ball holder.
* ''AHWU'' #474 ("DIET COKE LAUNCHER")
** Somebody sent in an eggplant ''vibrator'', which doesn't seem to work. Gavin opens it up and notes that it needs watch batteries...
then if you leave notices that there ''are'' batteries in there, and as Ryan guesses, wonders whether it was ''used'' and sniffs it.
** There's a drawing on
the other one in...
-->'''Michael''': WHO GIVES A SHIT?! Do we put all the other parts back inside him?!
-->'''Gavin''': HOW 'BOUT THIS THEN? HOW ABOUT WE JUST GET THE NEW ONES NOW AND CHUCK THEM IN?! SHOULD WE DO THAT?!
-->'''Michael''': This is how surgery works! You think they take your fucking heart out when you get a heart transplant? They just push it
whiteboard comparing clean shaven!Jeremy to the side and fucking give you a new one! No one fucking goes through all that!
-->'''Gavin''': ...You're a damn idiot.
Wallace from ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.
** Their first attempts at brain surgery. Their first attempt ends with slamming Ryan puts an axe empty Diet Coke can into the guy's ''neck''. The second attempt has them kill moonball launcher and fires it at the person wall. Everybody else insists that he load it with a full one. Everybody is primed for it to fire out, rebound off the drill. And both attempts end with wall and splatter over Geoff's desk... then it just ruptures in the guy dead in launcher and pops out, spraying all of the electronics under ''30 seconds''.
--->'''Michael''': Holy SHIT! JESUS!!! Holy crap! He looks
the Geoff's desk. Trevor scrambles to retrieve it then runs out of the room with it like [[Series/GameOfThrones Tyrion Lannister]]! You fucking cut he's holding a live grenade.
* ''AHWU'' #495 ("Put Those On Your Bum")
** The gang receives an electro-shock therapy device. Jeremy uses it on
his face off! ''WHAT HAPPENED?! DID YOU KILL HIM?!''\\
neck and arm, and while watching the electricity make his muscles twitch, Gavin tells Jeremy to put it on his bum. When Jeremy pulls down his jeans to place the nodes on his butt cheeks, his crotch is blurred, and Alfredo and Gavin notice that the fly on his boxers is wide open.
--->
'''Gavin:''' I might've damaged him, but...was looking at it for like 10 seconds and thought "He has like a tan belt down... nope."
* ''AHWU #498'' ("Boxes Hide More than Gifts")
** A fan sends in a locked box accompanied by a letter that reveals the passcode is hidden at the end of a custom ''[[VideoGame/LittleBigPlanet Little Big Planet 3]]'' level that the fan made for them. Ryan grabs the box and proceeds to [[OpenSaysMe smash it open with a sledgehammer.]] Inside are some poop emoji stickers, a receipt for a $50 donation to [[Creator/RoosterTeeth Rooster Teeth's]] Extra Life 2019 fundraiser, and a second letter congratulating the guys on completing the aforementioned custom level, [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat "assuming you haven't torn through the box with swords and axes like a pack of savage animals".]]
* ''AHWU #500'' ("Celebrating 500 AHWU's By Recreating the First")
** The gang recreates the very first AHWU, including Geoff offering the camera a peanut.
** Fiona asks viewers to watch their Sims 4 LP by asking if anyone wants to see [[FanDisservice Jack streaking]], and receives a unanimous "NO".
* ''AHWU #502'' ("Old Men Takeover the Show")
** Michael and Jeremy ordered old men face masks and proceed to creep out everyone as [[GrumpyOldMan old]] [[ScratchyVoicedSenior men]].
* ''AHWU #506'' ("Wrapping Up 2019")
** Jeremy declares it's going to 2020 and spells it out in a bizarre accent and lisp, sending Fiona into hysterics while everyone else stares at him in bewilderment, even Michael's look is more concern than confusion.
* ''AHWU #514'' ("Becoming a Human Motorcycle")
** Somebody sent in a packet of Zombie Skittle Roulette - most of the Skittles taste fine but some taste like rotten zombie. Matt gets a zombie Skittle from his ''first pick''.
--->'''Matt''': How do I get ''that'' unlucky?! Dude, if there was like an opposite lottery, I would've won it already.
\\
'''Michael:''' You ''killed'' him.\\
'''Gavin:''' "Brutal murder"!\\
'''Michael:''' You killed him in ''27 fucking seconds!''\\
'''Gavin:''' Let's try that one again.\\
'''Michael:''' Don't hit him in the side of the head with a fucking battleaxe, there, Gimli!\\
'''Gavin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What's it there for?]]
*** The third attempt, they get breaking the skull right and, as they go to pull the brain out, the ease of it freaks the hell out of them. And when the thing just easily ''pops out after being cut'', Michael's panicking screams of "IT'S ON ME! IT'S ON ME!" shows how freaked out he is!
** Part 2 picks up where Part 1 leaves off and we see Michael and Gavin trying to pull these surgeries off in an ambulance and [[RecycledInSPACE in space]]!
*** The brain surgery goes just as well as you expect - Gavin buries a hatchet into a guy's skull in ''10 seconds''.
--->'''Gavin:''' Whack it... whack 'im...
--->'''Michael:''' ''[Watching Gavin smash open the skull with the axe '''leaving it in his brain''']''God damn, dude. Okay, we gotta... Gavin, Jesus!
--->'''Gavin:''' ''[Reading the achievement]'' "What have I done?"
--->'''Michael:''' What DID you do?
--->'''Gavin:''' It's like, stuck in his brain!
--->'''Michael:''' OH, MY GOD!
--->'''Gavin:''' ''[laughing]'' 10 seconds...!
--->'''Michael:''' You fucking made him a unicorn! You killed him in ''10 seconds!''
--->'''Gavin:''' It's sticking out of his brain!
--->'''Michael:''' LOOK AT HIM!
*** Their attempts to stop bleeding during said brain surgery leaves the patient with only ''1ML of blood left''. They end up killing him with the ''[[TheLastStraw syringe]]''.
--->'''Gavin:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "How did we bloody do that?!"]]
*** Their attempts to try and fit a fire extinguisher in the poor patient's skull.
--->'''Gavin:''' Should we see if we can hold the fire extinguisher in his head?
--->'''Michael:'''
'''Jeremy''': An opposite lottery...!\\
'''Matt''':
Yeah, we should.
--->*dead patient*
--->'''Michael:''' NO! NO, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU IDIOT, WE HAD IT!
*** This comes around again when Gavin suggests
you enter and they take all your money away. They give you crippling debt.
* ''AHWU #517'' ("We Got
a pencil this time (small objects Punching Bag!")
** Someone sent
in gifts for the game children that the Hunters have at home, and Fiona proceeds to mispronounce "Eli" as "Ellie." Cue an incredulous and offended Ryan standing up to defend his son.
** When Fiona defends herself by saying she knows four other languages and
can't harm your patients like be expected to know every English subtlety, Ryan chimes back that she clearly doesn't know them well.
** An anonymous person sent
the pencil) but Michael was adamant against fucking up again.
--->'''Michael''': Get the God Damn new brain!
--->'''Gavin''': Pencil! Pencil! Put
gang a pencil!
--->'''Michael''': I'm not gonna put a pencil---
--->'''Gavin''': Put a pencil!
--->'''Michael''': [[MotorMouth I'mnotgonnaputapencil]]---
--->'''Gavin''': [[BrokenRecord Put a pencil]]!
--->'''Michael''': I'mnotgonnaputapencil---
--->'''Gavin''': [[OverlyLongGag Put a pencil]]!
*** Eventually, they do and the resulting physics causes it to spaz out in the brain cavity before it emerges
massive portrait of Matt's facepaint from ''Achievement Hunter: The Musical'', sending everyone, including the back support crew, into confused laughter.
--->'''Trevor:''' Steffie, look at this!\\
'''Steffie:''' Oh my god, that's so sad!
--->'''Sarah:''' ''[laughing and turns away]'' That's awful.
* ''AHWU #527'' (Everyone is Cosplaying)
** Fiona pulls down her beanie over her head and Alfredo jokes that she's actually Daredevil with graphics labeling her as Daredevil. Alfredo inexplicably wrapped his sweatpants around his head and calls himself Elektra, which leads to Jeremy holding up a red energy drink can to his face and saying he's Cyclops while Jack claims to be a firefighter. The screen then cuts to Trevor's empty chair and him off-screen saying he's the Invisible Man.
* ''AHWU #530'' ("A BIG Dragon Surprise")
** The reason for the title. Matt opens a package which turns out to have a Bad Dragon dildo in it.
--->'''Matt:''' ''*reading the product description for the others to guess*'' "Size: Extra Large. Firmness: 5."\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''*gasps*''\\
'''Matt:''' "Suction cup: Yes."\\
'''Jeremy:''' :O
* ''AHWU #558'' (The Fakest AH Crew AHWU)
** It's the first AHWU of 2021 and it's [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial absolutely not the post team pretending to be the gang]] because
of the patient's neck. Michael holidays, nope. That's not Aaron, Sarah, Larry, and Gavin freak out briefly.
*** The space mission.
--->'''Michael:'''Space is fucking stupid.
*** The very end, after they beat every level, when Michael
Jarren respectively voicing Jack, Lindsay, Jeremy, and Gavin play one more time to fulfill a "personal task": ''[[{{AscendedMeme}} Like A Wet Paper Towel]].Alfredo.
--->''It's AHWU 558 and there's definitely nothing unusual about this AHWU.
''
*** After commenting that the space heart transplant is like a "bloody romance movie":
--->'''Gavin:''' (whispers) [[ShipTease Michael. I'll give you my heart.]]
*** Gavin's patience with the hammer runs low:
--->'''Gavin:''' Could you just let go of the hammer?! Let go of it!
--->'''Michael:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Alright. Jesus, relax. Chill out.]]
*
** "Alfredo" zooms into his camera, causing "Jack" to jump and laugh.
** "Jeremy" asks "Lindsay" to raise their hand, but they are rather indisposed.
**
The ending to the Rage Quit of Among the Sleep (Alpha):
-->'''Michael:''' ''[He has just walked to the kitchen door and, as lightning flashes, he sees a monstrous figure in the distance]'' "''[[OhCrap OHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT!]]'' Oh, shit! ''[[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere turns his character around
[[StylisticSuck "fan art" presented]] is drawn by their biggest fan "Barry Catovina" and runs]]]'' I am not prepared for this! Jesus Christ! ''[JumpCut to the character near some tennis shoes]'' Put the shoes on! Put the fucking shoes on! Put the shoes on and ''RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!''"
* The Rage Quit to ''Happy Pong'' has Michael fiddle with ''all'' of the options, turning his first experience with the game in a majorly psychedelic, if not unplayable, mess.
"Jerry Catalina".
* Rage Quit: ''[[VideoGame/SyobonAction Cat Mario]]'', especially when Michael first hits the KaizoTrap at the end of Level 1 - which he never beats.
-->'''Michael''': ''[Jumps over a random laser beam
** "Jack" comments that Sarah forgot to deliver packages to be opened, and onto the pole, begins to move to the castle.]'' I jumped over the laser beam and I beat the fucking level. One-One, done! ''[Monster falls from the sky and kills him before he reaches the castle.]'' NO! '''NO!!'''
** And the invisible trap in the middle of the level.
-->'''Michael''' WHY DO YOU JUMP LIKE YOU'RE ON THE FUCKING MOON!?!?!
** And finally, the ending where he tries one last time to jump over the Mario Pole to avoid the kaizo trap[[note]]This is actually how you avoid the kaizo trap[[/note]] is one of the funniest endings in Rage Quit history.
-->'''Michael''': Okay, ready? We're going over this, you ready? ''[Takes a few deep breaths and jumps, only to get killed by the laser beam from earlier before even getting near the pole.]'' GOD DAMN IIIIIT!! '''FUCK!!!'''
* Rage Quit: Give Up is another really funny video, with the ''beginning'' of the video setting a tone for it.
-->'''Michael''': ''[Reading game description]'' "Give Up: A game
everyone starts complaining about failure and regret." Accompanied by a picture of fucking ''bloody spikes!'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ''YEAH, THIS IS GONNA END GREAT!!'']]
** The first levels, which are composed of his character running through a flat plane, give him some truly funny dialogue.
-->'''Michael''': Floor one; Floor one is my FUCKING BITCH!! SUCK MY DICK, FLOOR ONE!
** In a later level, he actually makes it through about eight cannons
Sarah, with "Lindsay" commenting that are all firing at him at once, and when he makes it to the end of the level, [[HilarityEnsues Sarah is just has to be seen to be believed.]]
-->'''Michael''': ''[Jumping to next platform, just barely being missed by the cannons.]'' Ahhh! Fucking made it, ''MAAADE IIIT!!'' ''[Gets hit and killed by a cannon as he ''walks into the exit.'']'' ...'''ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEE?!!?'''
* Rage Quit: Trials Evolution, just about every rant he goes on.
-->'''Michael''': [Making his rider lean back and forth repeatedly, making it look like he's fucking the motorcycle] Oh, there he goes, HUMPING THE FUCKING THING! Yeah, get it! Show her who's boss, but buy dinner first, asshole!
** When he tries to ride uphill, but gets stuck at a giant pipe.
-->'''Michael''': Come on, dicknugget!
** When he tries to cross the river. This evolves into a slideshow of him failing at the game.
-->'''Michael''': [His rider falls off the slope and into the river] Ohh, what's the matter? I wasn't even touching the controller. You got nothing to live for; YOU FUCKING KILLED ''YOURSELF!!'' [Jump cut to him still
trying to cross account for the river]
-->'''Michael''': '''IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!'' [Jump cut
holidays.
* ''AHWU #560'' Cats Take Over AHWU
** Jack starts
to intro the episode, but his rider lying down on a ramp]
-->'''Michael''': Great. Fucking great...
** And the "Sin City Level."
-->'''Michael''': [After making it past an obstacle without knowing how he did] How did that happen? How did that he-- HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! [Falls] I am pissed that that just happened! [Crashes, bike falls apart, body gets hit by multiple cars as Michael rants] That was fucking ridiculous! I did like a front flip over and slid down the ramp, and the game is like "No, that's fine." [[LampshadeHanging It's the fucking Sin City level.]] 'Cause everything's red and black and white. Except, you know what's missing? Jessica Alba's giant titties! Where are they?! Maybe they'll be in DLC!
** All in all, there's a good chance that the Trials games made Michael paranoid.
-->'''Michael:''' It's like they were like "Hey, remember that guy that played Trials, and he was like 'This game's fucking hard!'? Let's make another one! He'll play that one too!" And you're right! And then they're gonna make a fucking third one! And I'm gonna play that too! And [[SuddenlyShouting I'M LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE]], like I always do when I play these goddamn games! ''HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!''
* No mention of ''Dead or Alive Xtreme 2'' ?:
-->'''Michael:''' Let me tell you this. If you visit an island that's filled with nothing but half naked women that are running around playing tug of war and bouncing on trampolines, and splashing each other in the water, and you buy an UsefulNotes/XBox, then you sir, are a goddamn asshole!
** Immediately followed by [[HypocriticalHumor him actually buying it]].
--->'''Michael:''' Alright, let's be honest, it was a good buy.
* The Rage Quit to ''Uncraft Me'' has Michael actually have fun with the mindless game of shooting bricks away and revealing scantly-clad women. Of course, after the first four stages, it gets hard and Michael devolves back into his angry roars.
* Michael vs. Andrew in ''Yu-Gi-Oh! Decade Duels Plus'':
** The number of references to [[Anime/YuGiOh the show]], particularly Joey's infamous dubbed Brooklyn accent.
** Both players' experience a number of [[EpicFail epic fails]] due to not reading the effects of their cards.
** Michael's furious reaction to losing and calls for a rematch.
--->'''Michael''': I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR BUTT!
--->'''Andrew''': *yelps*
* Michael and Andrew do have a rematch. And ham up their performance, especially at the end.
** Near the end of the video, Andrew [[HoistByHisOwnPetard uses Torrential Tribute in order to destroy all of Michael's monsters... It would've worked except Michael's Elemental Hero Wildman is completely unaffected by Trap Cards, contributing to Michael's victory in the video.]] Keep in mind that this is after Andrew was already made aware of Wildman's effect earlier when he tried to use Sakuretsu Armor in order to destroy it only for that to fail. Andrew's OhCrap reaction sells it.
--->'''Michael''' (shouting): I attack your life points directly, bitch! Your ass is going to the Shadow Realm! That's it, game over! Have fun fucking hanging out with Pegasus and fucking... whatever his name is! Your ass is in the Shadow Realm, bitch! GAME!
--->'''Andrew''': It was close. [[note]](for the record, Michael ended up beating him with 10,000 Life points left over, which was MORE than he started with)[[/note]]
* His yearly devotion to ''The Impossible Game'' really riles him up as he deals with level three, leading him to freak out and place a checkpoint inbetween two spikes, sending him on a death loop, leading him to roar out to tune in next year where he doesn't beat level four.
-->'''Michael:''' Part 4: The Dramatic Ending - I Die.
* Rage Quit (?) Grand Theft Auto V. Michael decides to say screw raging and take a little "fishing trip".
-->'''Michael:''' (to the police while speeding away in a helicopter) YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP ME AND ''MY'' VACATION!
* Rage Quit - Distraction. At one point, he dodges a missile shot at him from outside the screen, only to be hit with another missile a second after, leading him to go on a tangent about a similar incident in an episode of ''Anime/{{Naruto}}''!
** At the end, he gets so pissed off, when he slams his mouse, it causes him to scroll off
cat Cooper suddenly walks across the screen and pull the web browser window out of the way.
** At one point, he begins to question the motives behind the animals causing the titular distraction, but in the middle of it he's killed, and he just screams, "WHAT ARE YOU- I-- ''[[LargeHam I'M A BIRD!]]'' '''''[[YouBastard I'M]] [[TheWoobie A BIRD!!!]]'''''"
* Michael's rant at the HDCP involving video capture on the Playstation 4. Then, he shows us how he "circumvents" it, leading to hilarious results.
* Rage Quit: Rage. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness He spends the entire video saying nice things in a pleasant tone of voice.]] It's hilarious.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E81rFdNpn44 Rage Quit: Freestyle Football Trials]] just has to be ''seen to be believed!'' It's like a video you'd see on a "try not to laugh or grin" video.
* Rage Quit: Uncraft Me 2- Michael comments on guy screaming as he dies:
-->'''Michael''': [[HypocriticalHumor Is it just me or is anyone else confused as to why someone is always yelling when you die? Like, what's the point of that?]]
-->'''Michael''': ''[Literally a second later]'' [[IResembleThatRemark GODDAMMIT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I WILL FIND YOU! I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING BABY, BITCH!]]
** The [[PirateGirl first space idol he saves]] spawns this gem:
-->'''Michael:''' Arr, shiver me timbers. [[MaleGaze Them be great lookin' tatas.]]
** The reveal that Ariel has fish face.
-->'''Michael''': FUCKIN' FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
* After a player quits on him in ''Avatar Paintball":
--> '''Michael''': You know, this is the problem with the online community nowadays. Everybody's a dick, okay? Nobody can just go online, have a nice, relaxing game- ''(shoots another player)'' '''[[HypocriticalHumor YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY!?]]'''
** When chasing a guy called "bobby2sloppy"
--> '''Michael''': Come here Bobby, you fucking sloppy bitch!
* Rage Quit: Winnie The Pooh's Home Run Derby - Michael can't get past ''Piglet''.
* Rage Quit: Geometry Wars Retro Evolved. Anyone who watches the VS episodes Achievement Hunter regularly puts out will know about this game. Michael has a number of funny moments raging about this game.
--> '''Michael''': It's a game about fucking shapes. It'll shape your asshole!
** At one point, he kills all the enemies on
interrupts him, flicking his screen, then flies tail into [[EpicFail the first enemy that spawned.]]
--> '''Michael''': OHHH!! Fucking atom bomb, motherfucker! Didn't see that coming, did you! (Gets killed) Oh, goddammit!
** He frequently describes the shape monsters that he's killing as things that wanna rape him.
--> '''Michael''': They're just fucking... they're butt snakes. They're butt snakes!
--> '''Michael''': It's like World War fucking 37, cuz I don't know what year it is. We're in a future time-space continuum with fucking triangles and snake monsters, and fucking purple squares fucking your asshole apart!
--> '''Michael''': They just fucking spawn out of nowhere. You're just minding your own business, then BAM! You're in Narnia, a magical land where every fucking woodland creature wants a piece of your mouth!
** At some point, Michael got killed before he finished ranting about the last time he got killed!
--> '''Michael''': Jesus Christ. (Gets killed) ''JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!'' What the shit?! It was like a goddamn fucking explosion of colors on my screen! [[RunningGag I got fucking raped by a red--]] (gets killed again) ''WHAT THE FUCK?! '''GODDAMMIT!!!'''''
** Later in the video, Michael got so angry that he almost crapped his pants.
--> '''Michael''': Oh my god! RRRGH!! [[BringMyBrownPants Shit a little bit. Shit a little bit. Little bit of shit came out...]]
** In the end of the video, Michael gets an achievement for getting over 250,000 points. He then wonders what the other achievements are like.
--> '''Michael''': Oh! I got fucking 250,000 fucking points! Yaaay, achievement. What do I need to get all the fucking achievements, let's see. (Looks at the last achievement, earn over 1,000,000 points without dying.) Now what kind of fucking piece of shit is gonna waste their goddamn life trying to get a fucking stupid retarded achievement like that?! You gotta be some kind of fucking moron!! (Cut to
Jack's page, where he got all the achievements)
--> '''Michael''': ...fuck you, Jack.
* Rage Quit: VideoGame/Left4Dead2. Michael + Mike (who has never played Left 4 Dead prior to this video) = HilarityEnsues
** Mike accidentally shoots a propane tank, setting both Michael and himself on fire and dying.
--> '''Mike''': No, it says I have pills. Can I take those? I guess not.
--> '''Michael''': '''[[WhatAnIdiot THAT'S NOT YOU! THAT'S ROCHELLE!]]'''
** While attempting to save Michael, Mike gets dragged away by a Smoker. Even after he's freed from the Smoker, Mike panics and shoots wildly only to get incapacitated by a single Common Infected
--> '''Michael''': '''YOU JUST STOOD THERE!'''
** When everyone but Mike is incapacitated, what does Mike do? Hide behind a forklift
--> '''Mike''': The zombies are going to come after me!
** The entire encounter with the Tank. While Michael scolds Mike for almost getting killed by a pipe bomb, Michael comes face-to-face with a Tank which proceeds to incapacitate him. Mike thinks he killed the Tank (he killed a Charger instead) and celebrates only to be knocked down by the Tank. Michael is then picked up by the [=AI=] only to get killed by the Tank within seconds before the Tank finishes off Mike
--> '''Michael''': You're the worst fucking intern ever.
* "Rage Quit - Dodge the Balls" has Michael fit in as many ball jokes as possible.
** At one point, Michael has to make his red ball dodge ten balls, then realizes [[ItMakesSenseInContext that it's like Achievement Hunter - there's five guys and then there's Gavin.]]
* Rage Quit - Toy Stunt Bike has Michael get stuck on level 2.
--> '''Michael''': Don't go under the table, asshole. Yeah, go play with the block--"A" for "asshole".
** And then there's him getting stuck on the block.
--> '''Michael''': It's like [[VideoGame/{{Left4Dead}} Gnome Chompski]]. I don't to bring to the end of the fucking game!
** The ending when he falls over his bike and slides to the finish line.
--> '''Michael''': Congratulate my '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING CORPSE]] WHEN YOU PUT ME IN THE GODDAMN GROUND!!!'''
* Rage Quit: Hide the Fart - The entire thing.
--> '''Michael''': [[KonamiCode Up up, down down, left right left right]], anal gas. [Beat]...'''Fuck.'''
* ''The Impossible Game Level Pack 4'': After yelling and screaming like a madman throughout the whole video, Michael's reaction when beating the level in TheStinger is a calm "Oh, sweet, I beat it."
** Before TheStinger, the video ends with him [[LaughingMad laughing like]] SelfDemonstration/TheJoker.
** In his frustration, complains that he makes it two blocks further every 100 tries. He then rhetorically wonders where he'll be after 2000 tries. Cue GilliganCut.
* Rage Quit: ''VideoGame/{{VVVVVV}}'':
** Michael vs. [[ThatOneLevel Veni Vidi Vici]]. After an hour and a half and several hundred deaths, he successfully completes the challenge and collects the Trinket. [[ShaggyDogStory And then he notices that clearing Veni Vidi Vici is optional]], since it's basically a ''very'' complicated dead end with a Trinket in it[[note]]He had earlier stated that he didn't care about optional trinkets and was just trying to reach the end of the game.[[/note]].
* Rage Quit: ''Red Wire''... it was supposed to be Rage Quit: ''VideoGame/FTLFasterThanLight'', but Steam decides to ''not work.''
** Not only this, but '''two thirds of the video''' are spent trying to get Steam to work!
* Rage Quit: ''Heavy Bullets'' has its funny moments too:
** Michael introduces the [=MedBay=] in a funny fashion.
--> '''Michael''': ''(while zooming in and out on the [=MedBay=])'' Come back when you get some money, buddy.
** Michael introduces the X button by accidentally using an antidote with the X button.
--> '''Michael''': What the fuck was that? Aw, shit! I just used the potion. Don't hit the X button... uh, when you don't need to... Fuck.
** Michael also introduces the use of the B button by accidentally setting off a bomb near a bank machine.
--> '''Michael''': [[OhCrap OH SHIT!]]
--> ''Michael runs from the bomb as it blows up the bank machine.''
--> '''Michael''': Well... oops... Hope the discount wasn't just good on that one...
* Rage Quit^2
** Partway through the game, Michael gets to a part where he has to cross four quadrants to reach a goal. He's able to get past the first two after getting stuck in the first one for a long time, but as he gets to the third one, he ends up dying. There's this dead silence before there's the sound of something thumping before he speaks up completely dejected.
* Rage Quit: Flappy Goat in Goat Simulator has Michael trying to keep his cool. It fails miserably.
--> '''Michael''': Gotta keep your cool, that's definitely the technique to this game is to probably not let it frustrate you. You're gonna die a lot, you're gonna fail a lot but if you get the system down, you'll get better and you just wanna, you want to- ''(dies)'' '''GOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!'''
** The ending where he gets up and ''throws his chair away'' and kicks it.
* Rage Quit: ''VideoGame/NoTimeToExplain''
** In Michael's quest to get hats, he pulls a DoubleTake when he gets one that makes him looks ''exactly'' like Gavin. So much so that he drags Geoff and Gavin over to check it out!
*** Then, the very next stage, he declares it old news when he gets a fox head.
* Rage Quit: ''VideoGame/MedalOfHonor''
** Around 2 minutes in and onward, Michael ''[[SanitySlippage seriously]]'' starts to lose his shit, frustrated with how hard it is to see the game, and [[LargeHam screaming]] throughout
face. Cooper spends the rest of the video.
-->"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU: THE GAME!"
episode wandering across the screen.



[[folder:''Play Pals'']]
* The ''VideoGame/RainbowSixVegas'' episode, like the three Let's Plays, consists of plenty of grenade bloopers - Michael throwing them at Gavin, Michael blindly throwing one into smoke and killing Gavin, the guys throwing grenades instead of reloading - culminating in Gavin blowing up both of them seconds after the start of an attempt.
* The ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' episode, with Gavin constantly insisting on checking the stage to see if Chica has moved, even while Bonnie is staring at the camera right outside the security room.
** The ending, where they listen to the previous guard's phone message, then check the monitor after he finishes. As soon as they view it, Foxy appears in the doorway, scaring and killing them. Gavin immediately jumps out of his chair and hides in a corner of the office, crying.
--->'''Gavin''': I don't like it...
* The ''Narcissus'' episode. Gavin is the anti-gravity player and he is not great at it. Michael just laughs.
* The ''Chariot'' episode and the subject of their 'video game marriage' which Michael claims he never signed up to.
* The ''Bayonetta 2'' episode in which Geoff and Ryan fill in for Michael and Gavin.
--> '''Geoff''': Shall we mention why we're doing this instead of Gavin and Michael?
--> '''Ryan''': They're dead.
--> '''Geoff''': No integrity.
--> '''Ryan''': ...and so are we.
--> '''Geoff''': Oh fuck.
--> ''(they laugh)''
* Ryan's singing intro to the ''Modern Warfare 3 - Spec Ops: Black Ice'' which from the laughter in the background caught Geoff off-guard.
* Ryan brings out his robot voice toy for the intro to the ''Modern Warfare 3 - Spec Ops: Negotiator'' episode.
* The ''Black Hat Oculus'' episode has Ryan wearing the Oculus and walking through a map guided by Geoff who can see the traps. Needless to say this results in a lot of yelling and running about from Ryan.
* ''The Forest'' episode starts with Ryan freaking out at his character model being inside the other players, then running out and freaking out about Michael and Geoff's characters being combined into a four armed figure with two heads.
** Ryan leaves for a bit and Ray takes over, somehow acquiring a skull which he states is his life partner, then sees Michael throw a log off a cliff and jumps off after it and gets stuck with Michael refusing to let him back up, the three guys end up charging a couple of natives which Ray explodes their corpses and carries a leg back to the campfire just in time for him to switch places with Ryan again, who freaks out about his character randomly holding a leg.
* The ''I Am Bread'' episode brings back Team Nice Dynamite, and they accidentally get the bread in a full sink, triggering Gavin's infamous gag reflex.
* In the ''Kalimba'' episode, Gavin traps Michael against an enemy in a cycle of death as revenge for an earlier part where Gavin died ''many'' times due to his own impatience, which Michael laughed at him for.
-->'''Michael''': YOU- WHY DID YOU WALK BACK INTO HIM?!\\
'''Gavin''': You know how, earlier, when I, uh, I kept dying...\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Michael''': ...You're a fucking ''shmuck''!\\
'''Gavin''': [[{{Troll}} Oh, Michael, why d'you keep dying?]] \\
'''Michael''': You're gonna fucking die for ''real'' in a second!\\
'''Gavin''': Oh, Michael why?
** [[LaserGuidedKarma Then Gavin wound up dying again anyway.]]
* The ''Binding of Issac Rebirth'' episode.
** Gavin's comments on the random baby characters he's playing:
*** "Why am I a baby with a 'tache?"
*** "*bird noises*"
*** "And now... I am a ''noble'' baby..."
*** "Daddy, I'm a turnip."
*** "I look like a newborn..."
*** "Now I'm a scared baby!"
*** "Devil bug baby!" ''(when Michael points out it looks like a snake)'' "I like babiessssss..."
*** "I've got a medic suit on, I'm like a happy medic."
** Human Centipede action in the secret room.
** "Brick!" "Toaster!" "Box of spiders..."
* The ''Home Improvisation'' Episode.
** They miss looking at what the second item is meant to be and make a total mess of it the first time[[labelnote:*]]It's a tall lamp with three arch-shaped arms[[/labelnote]]. Then up playing air hockey with two of the arches and a bulb.
*** And then when they do finish it, Gavin puts the last arm on upside down, making it look like an elephant.
** The slow piano backing suddenly gets quicker.
---> '''Michael''': Is... is the piano getting more ''intense''?
---> '''Gavin''': ''(laughing)'' Yeah!
---> '''Michael''': ''(singing)'' There is a shelf now! Can they build it? Noooooooo! ''(Gavin laughs)'' Fucking "Furniture: The Opera".
** They make a total mess of the shelf and table.
* The ''Five Nights at Freddy's 2'' episode.
** Gavin has a can of Red Bull which he says is to help keep him calmer. The minute Michael turns on the flashlight and sees Toy Freddy in the hallway, Gavin jumps and spills it everywhere.
*** "He's going to walk up to us and finger our eyeholes!"
** They get caught by Toy Bonnie and Gavin as usual flies back from the computer and across the room. Jack who is walking through bursts into laughter.
** [[CallBack As he did when playing the first game, Gavin once again retreats to the corner of the room.]]
* The ''Don Bradman Cricket'' episode.
** This episode was intended to be a [[SwappedRoles role-reversal]] of the ''MLB 2K12'' episode, as Gavin is the knowledgeable one when it comes to cricket when Michael is completely in the dark. Only it quickly loses that theme when Gavin can't figure out how to throw the ball for the first five minutes of the game.
* The ''Goat Simulator'' video.
** The jetpacks. Dear god ''the jetpacks''.
*** One particularly funny bit is when Gavin is way out in the ocean and using his jetpack to breach from the water like some strange furry fish.
** Gavin finds out that they can turn entities into watermelons or seemingly spawn them out of nowhere. He manages to turn ''Michael'' into a melon and then smashes him.
* ''Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3'' has Team Magnum Dong/Team Dads taking over for Nice Dynamite again.
** They play the game seriously up to the point where they realize they can use the anti-copter missiles on the enemy soldiers too. Then [[ComedicSociopathy it goes out of the window]].
* The ''Don't Starve Together'' episode has Michael and Gavin attempting not to starve... together.
** When Gavin finds out torches can set fire to stuff both of them go a little nuts burning stuff and Michael attempts to roast Gavin and some pengulls.
** They encounter a herd of Beefalos. Michael attacks one and the entire herd turn on him.
* Geoff and Ryan playing the Spec Ops mission [[TankGoodness Iron Clad]] in ''Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3''.
** Ryan sings the intro again.
** Geoff's tank has an infinite ammo crate on the back; Ryan claims that he is taking ammo out of Geoff's butt.
** Geoff compares the street full of enemies to a men's room in San Francisco.
* The ''Five Nights At Freddy's 4'' episode.
** Neither of them know how to play.
** They examine the closet and get occupied with opening and closing the doors.
** Gavin suggests that the kid's family are all pumpkins.
** Jack sneaks up behind Gavin, then breathes on the back of his neck. Gavin's reaction is predictable.
** Gavin theorizes about what happens if you fail the Plushtrap minigame:
--->'''Michael''': Do you think we'll get him?\\
'''Gavin''': ''NO'', I don't think we'll get him! I think he'll get ''us'', and he'll... put ''us'' on the X!\\
'''Michael''': ''*laughs*'' "[[NoYou No ]]''[[NoYou you ]]''[[NoYou stand on the X!]] I g- ''I'' save two hours on the next level!"\\
'''Gavin''': ''*laughs*''\\
'''Michael''': Does that- We start and it's only 10 pm? Oh shit!
* Who's Your Daddy?
** DeadBabyComedy, baby with a sex toy, that is all.
** For clarification, the goal of the game is for a baby to kill themself while the father is meant to keep the baby safe. HilarityEnsues.
* Lovers In A Dangerous Space Time
** Upon defeating an enemy a bomb spawns that explodes near them. Then they realize that the blast ''isn't stopping'' and the two of them race to exit the level with the edge of the blast following them.
* slither.io
** Gavin and Michael have a legacy of worms named "pip pap scallywap". Michael makes a lot of impassioned speeches about avenging their fathers.
* ''VideoGame/HumanFallFlat'', part 2
** Michael ventures ahead, leaving Gavin on the other side of a chasm only crossable by means of a moving platform (the controls for which are on Gavin's side). Gavin gets the brilliant idea to grab a pole from the previous room and try to bridge the gap. What ends up happening is Gavin clinging desperately onto the pole over the void while Michael struggles to pull him up.
*** Then they ''make it''. They immediately get an almost-completely unrelated achievement.
** Gavin beats the last room in the level by [[ViolationOfCommonSense clinging to both sides of an opening sliding door]]. This causes the physics engine to glitch out and knock him through the finish.
* ''Human Fall Flat'', part 3
** The boys find a catapult. Immediately Gavin takes the rock Michael had loaded out of it and climbs into it himself. It works, too!
** They find a barrel at the top of a ramp, and Gavin decides Michael should try to jump over it as it rolls down. What ends up happening is Gavin following the barrel down and launching himself into Michael, both of them clinging to each other as they fall into the void.
** Calling back to the previous part, it's Michael's turn to be stuck hanging above the void while Gavin fishes around for him with a pole (twice!). Unfortunately Gavin's ineptitude means he walks off both times.
** Gavin attaches himself to a windmill's sails. Michael then attaches himself to Gavin. This would be perfectly fine were it not for the fact that when they come back down again Michael gets jammed into the windmill's safety railings.
*** Somehow, this causes the windmill to spin in reverse.
* ''Outlast 2''
** At first the boys say they hate the game because its scary and they pretty much have to play it because they played the first one. However as the game progresses they slowly start to more annoyed with it than terrified and begin unfavorably comparing it to the first one. Its strangely funny to here them riffing on the game but terrified by it at the same time.
* ''Human Fall Flat'', part 6
** Before recording this episode, Michael and Gavin discovered that the PC version has the option to create character skins from webcam pictures. The results are horrifying.
*** Since the back of the character mirrors the front, the text on their shirts gets reversed too. Gavin states that neither of them reversed make any sense... then points out himself that his own Does Rocks Float On Lava shirt [[SelfDeprecation doesn't make sense forwards either]].
*** Then at the end of the episode, they make a character using both of their heads, Gavin supplying the actual head while Michael's head is the body. It's so hideous that they invite people in from the support room to laugh at it.
** Midway through Ryan opens the door and throws a triggered personal alarm keychain into the room. Gavin attempts to disarm it by pouring water all over it.
** Gavin leaps from a see-saw to grab a wooden platform, overbalances it, and gets flattened.
* N++
** Bizarrely, the webcam has somehow been synced to Gavin's controller, so just touching the buttons on it activates all kinds of filters. Then he pauses it, [[FailedASpotCheck and doesn't notice.]] After the intro, a NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer appears to reiterate that, and then they continue not to notice for nearly an hour.
** Then they get to the end of the five stages, and wonder where the rest of the game is... then discover that [[EpicFail they were playing the]] ''[[EpicFail introduction]]'' [[EpicFail the whole time.]]
--->'''Gavin:''' ''*hums the On The Spot theme*''
* ''VideoGame/EmilyWantsToPlay''
** The fact that it's only ''11 minutes'' long, minus the channel bumpers. Michael dies a minute after the clock begins.
** The first JumpScare causes Gavin to literally fall out of his chair, pulling his headphones with him.
** When Kiki pops out again and scares them, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Jeremy immediately bolts out]] of his chair and then collapses back into it.
** The video ends with a final scare from Kiki, causing them to [[RageQuit storm]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere out of the room.]] Michael even throws his headphones down and angrily slams his fists onto the desk as he leaves.
* ''Chicken Scream'' ''weaponizes'' Michael's NoIndoorVoice and Gavin's {{Angrish}} because it's the only way the chicken moves on the screen. At one point, even though Gavin's leaning away from the mic, his snort still kills the chicken.
* ''Getting It Over It with Bennett Foddy''
** Michael's first attempt flips the character backwards into the water.
** Another failed attempt causes Gavin to ''walk out of the room''.
** At the end of the video, Michael is so angry that he gets up and screams into the wall's acoustic padding.
* ''Her Majesty's SPIFFING''
** For most of the video the two of them are too busy bantering to each other to pay attention to what's being said on-screen. At one point, Captain English makes an aside comment about milk, and Gavin only hears the end of it, so spends a long time trying to actually find milk.
** One of the game's characters, Sub-Lieutenant Aled [[NamesTheSame Jones]], bears more than a passing similarity to Michael and is allergic to cheese, much like Michael is lactose intolerant. Gavin then goes off on a tangent as Aled has the same name as a singer who sung a cover of the song from ''ComicBook/TheSnowman''.
* ''VideoGame/AWayOut'':
** Appropriately the game automatically assigns both Michael and Gavin with characters that match certain things about them in real life. Gavin plays Leo who also has a huge nose and is of Italian descent, and Michael *Vincent* Jones plays Vincent.
** Michael's character is naked for part of the prologue, and whenever he faces the camera the editor covers the character's bits with a picture of Gavin's infamous penis costume.
** They get into their cells and have a brief discussion about what would happen if there was a glory hole.
** Gavin loudly humming the ''Film/MissionImpossible'' theme whenever he needs to be stealthy. When he's stealing the chisel he stands in front of the window and yells "HI, BOI!"
** Gavin smuggles the chisel into his cell and promptly [[BrickJoke tries to chisel a glory hole into the wall.]]
** In Part 2 Leo starts complaining about the dirty water underneath the prison. Gavin decides to treat it like a water slide.
** During the escape Gavin didn't have enough time to duck and hide from the spotlight, Michael just turns then laughs at him when they have to restart.
** Upon reaching the tower, Gavin jokingly suggests that they'll have to use a coat hanger to slide down the wire across. Then he discovers that the game literally wants him to use a coat hanger.
** At the end of Part 2 Gavin and Michael do a "celebration dance". Even better is that the editor adds in some confetti on the screen.
---> Gavin:(singing) "Team Nice Dynamite! We got outta prison! Let's start a Broadway Show!"
** Part 3 starts with toilet talk and Dan's...interesting way of using it in the woods.
** During the dog chase Gavin slides down the mountain towards Michael, but he doesn't realize that he had to press the A button to jump, leading to Leo's death.
** In the second round Gavin hits the button but then decides to wait until the last minute to hold the right trigger. Leo fails to grab onto Vincent's hand and plunges to his doom.
** After reaching the farm with the old couple, Gavin decides to screw around the house after tying them up. Everything from eating their food to scribbling on portraits.
** In part 4 when Leo tries to talk to his son, Alex jumps out the window and runs towards his treehouse. Michael follows him closely but in Gavin's view during the cutscene Vincent is nowhere to be seen despite Michael being right at the fence in his view.
** During the basketball scene Michael gets a weird glitch where the basketball gets stuck on Vincent's finger. Him dribbling just looks like he's trying to wave the ball off that's been glued to his finger.
** The arm wrestling match.
** After reaching the hospital Michael ends up talking to a cancer patient who happened to be smoking near an opened window. Vincent's having a heartfelt talk with the woman while Gavin's in the background trying to balance on a wheelchair. As soon as Michael sees a second one he rushes off to join him.
** Part 6 has them doing bench presses, they bring Lindsay in to try to make it to 11 when neither of the boys can do it. Lindsay keeps accidentally pressing B instead of X which cancels the minigame, forcing Michael to redo it to 10 again.
** During the parachuting part, Michael and Gavin end up drifting too far from each other and Vincent fails to save Leo, leading to a third fall to his death in the gameplay. In the second run Michael fails to reach the landing zone leading to Vincent and Leo falling into the water and drowning.
** At the shootout Gavin mistakes a piece of dirt on his moniter as the in-game reticle before pointing out it being the reason why he's not shooting very well.
** Gavin reaches Harvey and gets into a physical fight. For some reason Michael's view forces Vincent to look skyward, rendering him unable to see what's directly in front of him, leading to Vincent getting shot to death.
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey'''s BrutalBonusLevel "Darker Side of the Moon"
** They admit they're not sure whether to classify the video as a ''Rage Quit'' or ''Play Pals'' because it's just Michael playing and Gavin watching.
** Gavin describes the level as a "ridiculously hard, no-checkpoint obstacle course of shit."
** They change Mario's outfit from his explorer outfit to the skeleton one with a gold cap, calling him "The Skeleton of Pimps".
** The sheer fact that ''Gavin'' finished the game and the level before Michael. He's never even ''finished'' the game, much less reached this level, so not only is he playing on Gavin's save file, he needs Gavin to guide him.
** Michael spends the video in a mostly annoyed TranquilFury, but thanks to an ill-timed jump at the end, he has to start all over, which finally sets him off. Gavin laughs so hard that he gets up to muffle his laughing in the acoustic padding.
-->'''Michael:''' (wrapping up the video) All right, well, fuck my ass! ''[Gavin giggles]'' P-play Fuck! Fuck Pals! Fuckboy Fuck Pals! '''''Fuck!'''''
* ''Emily Wants to Play Too'': Gavin Quits the Video
** The title alone sets up how [[LovableCoward Gavin]] feels about the game.
--->'''Michael:''' ''[after Gavin bolts out]'' I think he's done. He played one time, he played ''one'' time!
** Gavin had gotten into a lightsaber duel with Andy and lost.
** [[NeatFreak Michael's]] more offended by the messy apartment than the fact that it's dim.
** The jump scares cause Gavin literally jump out of his chair screaming as Michael cackles. Several of them even cause him to bolt out of the room.
--->'''Gavin:''' I hate this shitty game. ''[walks back into the room]'' [[{{Angrish}} Dogshit piece of shit game arse wank.]]
--->'''Gavin:''' [[RageQuit SHIT! I'M DONE! I'M DONE NOT LEARNING! I SUCK! I HATE IT!]]\\
'''Michael:''' ''[looks at the camera]'' Ma-ma. ''[snickers]''
** In true {{Joisey}} fashion, Michael charges towards one of the moving dolls.
* ''Emily Wants to Play Too: The Actual Game This Time''
** It turns out the previous video's gameplay was ''the tutorial''.
** The video opens with an indignant Gavin asking, "WHY?"
** Michael mentioned seeing a tip sheet on how to play, and promptly forgot where he saw it.
** While Gavin is remarkably calmer when the jump scares happen, he still pushes his chair away and cowers when they happen.
** One jump scare scares Gavin so much that he kicks the computer as he jumps out of his chair, causing the computer case's door to slide off.
* ''Getting Hospitalized - Helping Hand''... except not ''exactly''. After roughly 18 minutes, they decide to abandon ''Helping Hand'', and Michael talks Gavin into sneaking in more ''Super Bunny Men'', due to the fact that Trevor ''hates'' that game, and didn't want Michael and Gavin to keep playing the game. After they've had their fill, we cut to Michael telling Larry what they did, and telling him to keep his mouth shut.
-->'''Gavin''': All the comments have to be: "Damn, ''Helping Hands'' was a good game. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Larry's not in this video.]]"
** This gets a CallBack of sorts in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGQeXCM4Sw8 an AH Animated about Super Bunny Man]], where after eleven seconds, [[BaitAndSwitch Michael and Gavin get run over by an ambulance,]] [[LaserGuidedKarma prompting the video to switch gears into being an AH Animated about Helping Hands]].
--->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGQeXCM4Sw8&lc=UgxiD5ktZZxZZqbME594AaABAg Deadinsky]]''': Damn! Super Bunny Manimated was a good animation! [[BrickJoke Larry was not in this video]]
* ''Dark Deception'':
** The game crashes twice and prompts them to submit a bug report. So Gavin takes the time to do so, including a screenshot of him making a stupid face at the camera.
-->Results: We was making play pals, yeah? Then the game like well broke and that. Twice. Michael agrees with me.\\
Expected: The game would work and the monkeys would kill us more.
* ''NO JUMP NO SHOOT - Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary''
** The goal is to get a pacifist achievement, for completing the Silent Cartographer level without killing anyone or dying. Three minutes into the video, just after the beach landing, the Warthog gets dropped, Michael takes a moment to figure out how to kick one of the marines out of the passenger seat... then Gavin drives off too quickly and runs Michael over with the back wheel. Gavin [[TheHyena goes into hysterics]], while Michael just sits there and [[TranquilFury stares at him]].
* We Lose Our Voices - Supermarket Shriek
** It's a game about a guy and a goat in a shopping cart that's propelled entirely by voice input. The video is basically 25 minutes of Gavin and Michael screaming. Gavin brought a glass of water; Michael thought even further ahead and brought throat lozenges.
* PLEASE DON'T CRASH - Totally Reliable Delivery Service
** There's a moment that Gavin cites as summing up his and Michael's relationship: Michael is busy doing his job and loading up a helicopter with deliveries, while Gavin [[ItMakesSenseInContext is uncontrollably rocketing around the sky with a fire extinguisher.]]
* Bouncing Lasers & Making Messes - ''Videogame/TheRoomMobileGame 2'' (Part 4)
** Since Michael played the first game, it's Gavin's turn to play the sequel. He shows Michael an opened bottle of Starbucks coffee that he's been drinking and [[TemptingFate sets it down on his desk.]] Inevitably, he knocks it over his desk about 15 minutes later, and runs out of his office screaming to grab paper towels to clean up.
--->'''Michael:''' ''[snickering]'' I heard "Oh no!" and then silence, and I was almost wondering if I should call you.

to:

[[folder:''Play Pals'']]
[[folder:''Presented With Comment'']]
* The ''VideoGame/RainbowSixVegas'' episode, like the three Let's Plays, consists of plenty of grenade bloopers - Michael throwing them at Gavin, Michael blindly throwing one into smoke and killing Gavin, the guys throwing grenades instead of reloading - culminating in Gavin blowing up both of them seconds after the start of an attempt.
* The ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' episode, with Gavin constantly insisting on checking the stage to see if Chica has moved, even while Bonnie is staring at the camera right outside the security room.
** The ending, where they listen to the previous guard's phone message, then check the monitor after he finishes. As soon as they view it, Foxy appears in the doorway, scaring and killing them. Gavin immediately jumps out of his chair and hides in a corner of the office, crying.
--->'''Gavin''': I don't like it...
* The ''Narcissus'' episode. Gavin is the anti-gravity player and he is not great at it. Michael just laughs.
* The ''Chariot''
In episode and 2, the subject of their 'video game marriage' which Michael claims he never signed up to.
* The ''Bayonetta 2'' episode in which Geoff and Ryan fill in for Michael and Gavin.
--> '''Geoff''': Shall we mention why we're doing this instead of Gavin and Michael?
--> '''Ryan''': They're dead.
--> '''Geoff''': No integrity.
--> '''Ryan''': ...and so are we.
--> '''Geoff''': Oh fuck.
--> ''(they laugh)''
* Ryan's singing intro to the ''Modern Warfare 3 - Spec Ops: Black Ice'' which from the laughter in the background caught Geoff off-guard.
* Ryan brings out his robot voice toy for the intro to the ''Modern Warfare 3 - Spec Ops: Negotiator'' episode.
* The ''Black Hat Oculus'' episode has Ryan wearing the Oculus and walking through a map guided by Geoff who can see the traps. Needless to say this results in a lot of yelling and running about from Ryan.
* ''The Forest'' episode
team starts with Ryan freaking out at his character model being inside the other players, then running out and freaking out about Michael and Geoff's characters being combined into parading a four armed figure with two heads.
** Ryan leaves for a bit and Ray takes over, somehow acquiring a skull which he states is his life partner, then sees Michael throw a log off a cliff and jumps off after it and gets stuck with Michael refusing to let him back up, the three guys end
fake penis around that ends up charging a couple of natives which Ray explodes their corpses and carries a leg back to the campfire just in time for him to switch places with Ryan again, who freaks out about his character randomly holding a leg.
* The ''I Am Bread'' episode brings back Team Nice Dynamite, and they accidentally get the bread in a full sink, triggering Gavin's infamous gag reflex.
* In the ''Kalimba'' episode, Gavin traps Michael against an enemy in a cycle of death as revenge for an earlier part where Gavin died ''many'' times due to his own impatience, which Michael laughed at him for.
-->'''Michael''': YOU- WHY DID YOU WALK BACK INTO HIM?!\\
'''Gavin''': You know how, earlier, when I, uh, I kept dying...\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Michael''': ...You're a fucking ''shmuck''!\\
'''Gavin''': [[{{Troll}} Oh, Michael, why d'you keep dying?]] \\
'''Michael''': You're gonna fucking die for ''real'' in a second!\\
'''Gavin''': Oh, Michael why?
** [[LaserGuidedKarma Then Gavin wound up dying again anyway.]]
* The ''Binding of Issac Rebirth'' episode.
** Gavin's comments on the random baby characters he's playing:
*** "Why am I a baby with a 'tache?"
*** "*bird noises*"
*** "And now... I am a ''noble'' baby..."
*** "Daddy, I'm a turnip."
*** "I look like a newborn..."
*** "Now I'm a scared baby!"
*** "Devil bug baby!" ''(when Michael points out it looks like a snake)'' "I like babiessssss..."
*** "I've got a medic suit on, I'm like a happy medic."
** Human Centipede action in the secret room.
** "Brick!" "Toaster!" "Box of spiders..."
* The ''Home Improvisation'' Episode.
** They miss looking at what the second item is meant to be and make a total mess of it the first time[[labelnote:*]]It's a tall lamp with three arch-shaped arms[[/labelnote]]. Then up playing air hockey with two of the arches and a bulb.
*** And then when they do finish it, Gavin puts the last arm on upside down, making it look like an elephant.
** The slow piano backing suddenly gets quicker.
---> '''Michael''': Is... is the piano
getting more ''intense''?
---> '''Gavin''': ''(laughing)'' Yeah!
---> '''Michael''': ''(singing)'' There is a shelf now! Can they build it? Noooooooo! ''(Gavin laughs)'' Fucking "Furniture: The Opera".
** They make a total mess of the shelf and table.
* The ''Five Nights at Freddy's 2'' episode.
** Gavin has a can of Red Bull which he says is to help keep him calmer. The minute Michael turns on the flashlight and sees Toy Freddy in the hallway, Gavin jumps and spills it everywhere.
*** "He's going to walk up to us and finger our eyeholes!"
** They get caught by Toy Bonnie and Gavin as usual flies back from the computer and across the room. Jack who is walking through bursts into laughter.
** [[CallBack As he did when playing the first game, Gavin once again retreats to the corner of the room.]]
* The ''Don Bradman Cricket'' episode.
** This episode was intended to be a [[SwappedRoles role-reversal]] of the ''MLB 2K12'' episode, as Gavin is the knowledgeable one when it comes to cricket when Michael is completely in the dark. Only it quickly loses that theme when Gavin can't figure out how to throw the ball for the first five minutes of the game.
* The ''Goat Simulator'' video.
** The jetpacks. Dear god ''the jetpacks''.
*** One particularly funny bit is when Gavin is way out in the ocean and using his jetpack to breach from the water like some strange furry fish.
** Gavin finds out that they can turn entities into watermelons or seemingly spawn them out of nowhere. He manages to turn ''Michael'' into a melon and then smashes him.
* ''Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3'' has Team Magnum Dong/Team Dads taking over for Nice Dynamite again.
** They play the game seriously up to the point where they realize they can use the anti-copter missiles on the enemy soldiers too. Then [[ComedicSociopathy it goes out of the window]].
* The ''Don't Starve Together'' episode has Michael and Gavin attempting not to starve... together.
** When Gavin finds out torches can set fire to stuff both of them go a little nuts burning stuff and Michael attempts to roast Gavin and some pengulls.
** They encounter a herd of Beefalos. Michael attacks one and the entire herd turn on him.
* Geoff and Ryan playing the Spec Ops mission [[TankGoodness Iron Clad]] in ''Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3''.
** Ryan sings the intro again.
** Geoff's tank has an infinite ammo crate on the back; Ryan claims that he is taking ammo out of Geoff's butt.
** Geoff compares the street full of enemies to a men's room in San Francisco.
* The ''Five Nights At Freddy's 4'' episode.
** Neither of them know how to play.
** They examine the closet and get occupied with opening and closing the doors.
** Gavin suggests that the kid's family are all pumpkins.
** Jack sneaks up behind Gavin, then breathes on the back of his neck. Gavin's reaction is predictable.
** Gavin theorizes about what happens if you fail the Plushtrap minigame:
--->'''Michael''': Do you think we'll get him?\\
'''Gavin''': ''NO'', I don't think we'll get him! I think he'll get ''us'', and he'll... put ''us'' on the X!\\
'''Michael''': ''*laughs*'' "[[NoYou No ]]''[[NoYou you ]]''[[NoYou stand on the X!]] I g- ''I'' save two hours on the next level!"\\
'''Gavin''': ''*laughs*''\\
'''Michael''': Does that- We start and it's only 10 pm? Oh shit!
* Who's Your Daddy?
** DeadBabyComedy, baby
censored with a sex toy, black "Subscribe" bar after a comment mentions that is all.
** For clarification, the goal of the game is for a baby to kill themself while the father is meant to keep the baby safe. HilarityEnsues.
* Lovers In A Dangerous Space Time
** Upon defeating an enemy a bomb spawns that explodes near them. Then they realize that the blast ''isn't stopping'' and the two of them race to exit the level with the edge of the blast following them.
* slither.io
** Gavin and Michael
Funhaus wouldn't have a legacy of worms named "pip pap scallywap". Michael makes a lot of impassioned speeches about avenging their fathers.
* ''VideoGame/HumanFallFlat'', part 2
** Michael ventures ahead, leaving Gavin on the other side of a chasm only crossable by means of a moving platform (the controls for which are on Gavin's side). Gavin gets the brilliant idea to grab a pole from the previous room and try to bridge the gap. What ends up happening is Gavin clinging desperately onto the pole over the void while Michael struggles to pull him up.
*** Then they ''make it''. They immediately get an almost-completely unrelated achievement.
** Gavin beats the last room in the level by [[ViolationOfCommonSense clinging to both sides of an opening sliding door]]. This causes the physics engine to glitch out and knock him through the finish.
* ''Human Fall Flat'', part 3
** The boys find a catapult. Immediately Gavin takes the rock Michael had loaded out of it and climbs into it himself. It works, too!
** They find a barrel at the top of a ramp, and Gavin decides Michael should try to jump over it as it rolls down. What ends up happening is Gavin following the barrel down and launching himself into Michael, both of them clinging to each other as they fall into the void.
** Calling back to the previous part, it's Michael's turn to be stuck hanging above the void while Gavin fishes around for him with a pole (twice!). Unfortunately Gavin's ineptitude means he walks off both times.
** Gavin attaches himself to a windmill's sails. Michael then attaches himself to Gavin. This would be perfectly fine were it not for the fact that when they come back down again Michael gets jammed into the windmill's safety railings.
*** Somehow, this causes the windmill to spin in reverse.
* ''Outlast 2''
** At first the boys say they hate the game because its scary and they pretty much have to play it because they played the first one. However as the game progresses they slowly start to more annoyed with it than terrified and begin unfavorably comparing it to the first one. Its strangely funny to here them riffing on the game but terrified by it at the same time.
* ''Human Fall Flat'', part 6
** Before recording this episode, Michael and Gavin discovered that the PC version has the option to create character skins from webcam pictures. The results are horrifying.
*** Since the back of the character mirrors the front, the text on their shirts gets reversed too. Gavin states that neither of them reversed make any sense... then points out himself that his own Does Rocks Float On Lava shirt [[SelfDeprecation doesn't make sense forwards either]].
*** Then at the end of the episode, they make a character using both of their heads, Gavin supplying the actual head while Michael's head is the body. It's so hideous that they invite people in from the support room to laugh at
censored it.
** Midway through Ryan opens the door and throws a triggered personal alarm keychain into the room. Gavin attempts to disarm it by pouring water all over it.
** Gavin leaps from a see-saw to grab a wooden platform, overbalances it, and gets flattened.
* N++
** Bizarrely, the webcam has somehow been synced to Gavin's controller, so just touching the buttons on it activates all kinds of filters. Then he pauses it, [[FailedASpotCheck and doesn't notice.]] After the intro, a NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer appears to reiterate that, and then they continue not to notice for nearly an hour.
** Then they get to the end of the five stages, and wonder where the rest of the game is... then discover that [[EpicFail they were playing the]] ''[[EpicFail introduction]]'' [[EpicFail the whole time.]]
--->'''Gavin:''' ''*hums the On The Spot theme*''
* ''VideoGame/EmilyWantsToPlay''
**
The fact that it's only ''11 minutes'' long, minus the channel bumpers. Michael dies a minute after the clock begins.
** The first JumpScare causes Gavin to literally fall out of his chair, pulling his headphones with him.
** When Kiki pops out again and scares them, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent
Jeremy immediately bolts out]] of his chair and then collapses back into it.
** The video ends with a final scare from Kiki, causing them to [[RageQuit storm]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere out of the room.]] Michael even throws his headphones down and angrily slams his fists onto the desk as he leaves.
* ''Chicken Scream'' ''weaponizes'' Michael's NoIndoorVoice and Gavin's {{Angrish}} because it's the only way the chicken moves on the screen. At one point, even though Gavin's leaning away from the mic, his snort still kills the chicken.
* ''Getting It Over It with Bennett Foddy''
** Michael's first attempt flips the character backwards into the water.
** Another failed attempt causes Gavin to ''walk out of the room''.
** At the end of the video, Michael is so angry that he gets up and screams into the wall's acoustic padding.
* ''Her Majesty's SPIFFING''
** For most of the video the two of them are too busy bantering to each other to pay attention to what's being said on-screen. At one point, Captain English makes an aside comment about milk, and Gavin only hears the end of it, so spends a long time trying to actually find milk.
** One of the game's characters, Sub-Lieutenant Aled [[NamesTheSame Jones]], bears more than a passing similarity to Michael and is allergic to cheese, much like Michael is lactose intolerant. Gavin then goes off on a tangent as Aled has the same name as a singer who sung a cover of the song from ''ComicBook/TheSnowman''.
* ''VideoGame/AWayOut'':
** Appropriately the game automatically assigns both Michael and Gavin with characters that match certain things about them in real life. Gavin plays Leo who also has a huge nose and is of Italian descent, and Michael *Vincent* Jones plays Vincent.
** Michael's character is naked for part of the prologue, and whenever he faces the camera the editor covers the character's bits with a picture of Gavin's infamous penis costume.
** They get into their cells and have a brief discussion about what would happen if there was a glory hole.
** Gavin loudly humming the ''Film/MissionImpossible'' theme whenever he needs to be stealthy. When he's stealing the chisel he stands in front of the window and yells "HI, BOI!"
** Gavin smuggles the chisel into his cell and promptly [[BrickJoke tries to chisel a glory hole into the wall.]]
** In Part 2 Leo starts complaining about the dirty water underneath the prison. Gavin decides to treat it like a water slide.
** During the escape Gavin didn't have enough time to duck and hide from the spotlight, Michael just turns then laughs at him when they have to restart.
** Upon reaching the tower, Gavin jokingly suggests that they'll have to use a coat hanger to slide down the wire across. Then he discovers that the game literally wants him to use a coat hanger.
** At the end of Part 2 Gavin and Michael do a "celebration dance". Even better is that the editor adds in some confetti on the screen.
---> Gavin:(singing) "Team Nice Dynamite! We
got outta prison! Let's start a Broadway Show!"
** Part 3 starts with toilet talk and Dan's...interesting way of using it in the woods.
** During the dog chase Gavin slides down the mountain towards Michael, but he doesn't realize that he had to press the A button to jump, leading to Leo's death.
** In the second round Gavin hits the button but then decides to wait until the last minute to hold the right trigger. Leo fails to grab onto Vincent's hand and plunges to his doom.
** After reaching the farm with the old couple, Gavin decides to screw around the house after tying them up. Everything from eating their food to scribbling on portraits.
** In part 4 when Leo tries to talk to his son, Alex jumps out the window and runs towards his treehouse. Michael follows him closely but in Gavin's view during the cutscene Vincent is nowhere to be seen despite Michael being right at the fence in his view.
** During the basketball scene Michael gets a weird glitch where the basketball gets stuck on Vincent's finger. Him dribbling just looks like he's trying to wave the ball off that's been glued to his finger.
** The arm wrestling match.
** After reaching the hospital Michael ends up talking to a cancer patient who happened to be smoking near an opened window. Vincent's having a heartfelt talk with the woman while Gavin's in the background trying to balance on a wheelchair. As soon as Michael sees a second one he rushes off to join him.
** Part 6 has them doing bench presses, they bring Lindsay in to try to make it to 11 when neither of the boys can do it. Lindsay keeps accidentally pressing B instead of X which cancels the minigame, forcing Michael to redo it to 10 again.
** During the parachuting part, Michael and Gavin end up drifting too far from each other and Vincent fails to save Leo, leading to a third fall to his death in the gameplay. In the second run Michael fails to reach the landing zone leading to Vincent and Leo falling into the water and drowning.
** At the shootout Gavin mistakes a piece of dirt on his moniter as the in-game reticle before pointing out it being the reason why he's not shooting very well.
** Gavin reaches Harvey and gets into a physical fight. For some reason Michael's view forces Vincent to look skyward, rendering him unable to see what's directly in front of him, leading to Vincent getting shot to death.
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey'''s BrutalBonusLevel "Darker Side of the Moon"
** They admit they're not sure whether to classify the video as a ''Rage Quit'' or ''Play Pals'' because it's just Michael playing and Gavin watching.
** Gavin describes the level as a "ridiculously hard, no-checkpoint obstacle course of shit."
** They change Mario's outfit from his explorer outfit to the skeleton one with a gold cap, calling him "The Skeleton of Pimps".
** The sheer fact that ''Gavin'' finished the game and the level before Michael. He's never even ''finished'' the game, much less reached this level, so not only is he playing on Gavin's save file, he needs Gavin to guide him.
** Michael spends the video in a mostly annoyed TranquilFury, but thanks to an ill-timed jump at the end, he has to start all over, which finally sets him off. Gavin laughs so hard that he gets up to muffle his laughing in the acoustic padding.
-->'''Michael:''' (wrapping up the video) All right, well, fuck my ass! ''[Gavin giggles]'' P-play Fuck! Fuck Pals! Fuckboy Fuck Pals! '''''Fuck!'''''
* ''Emily Wants to Play Too'': Gavin Quits the Video
** The title alone sets up how [[LovableCoward Gavin]] feels about the game.
--->'''Michael:''' ''[after Gavin bolts out]'' I think he's done. He played one time, he played ''one'' time!
** Gavin had gotten into a lightsaber duel with Andy and lost.
** [[NeatFreak Michael's]] more offended by the messy apartment than the fact that it's dim.
** The jump scares cause Gavin literally jump out of his chair screaming as Michael cackles. Several of them even cause him to bolt out of the room.
--->'''Gavin:''' I hate this shitty game. ''[walks back into the room]'' [[{{Angrish}} Dogshit piece of shit game arse wank.]]
--->'''Gavin:''' [[RageQuit SHIT! I'M DONE! I'M DONE NOT LEARNING! I SUCK! I HATE IT!]]\\
'''Michael:''' ''[looks at the camera]'' Ma-ma. ''[snickers]''
** In true {{Joisey}} fashion, Michael charges towards
one of the moving dolls.
* ''Emily Wants to Play Too: The Actual Game This Time''
** It turns out the previous video's gameplay was ''the tutorial''.
** The video opens
answers wrong in #5 meant that Jack might have been in with an indignant Gavin asking, "WHY?"
** Michael mentioned seeing
a tip sheet on how to play, and promptly forgot where he saw it.
** While Gavin is remarkably calmer when the jump scares happen, he still pushes his chair away and cowers when they happen.
** One jump scare scares Gavin so much that he kicks the computer as he jumps out
chance of his chair, causing the computer case's door to slide off.
* ''Getting Hospitalized - Helping Hand''... except not ''exactly''. After roughly 18 minutes, they decide to abandon ''Helping Hand'', and Michael talks Gavin into sneaking
staying in more ''Super Bunny Men'', due to the fact that Trevor ''hates'' that game, and didn't want Michael and Gavin to keep playing the game. After they've had their fill, we cut to Michael telling Larry what they did, and telling him to keep his mouth shut.
-->'''Gavin''': All the comments have to be: "Damn, ''Helping Hands'' was a good game. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Larry's not in this video.]]"
** This gets a CallBack of sorts in
[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGQeXCM4Sw8 an AH Animated about Super Bunny Man]], where com/watch?v=K1qoNtCGlTg&t=35s How did Jeremy remedy this?]] He left the comment in question on the wrong video ''himself'' so the answer was correct after eleven seconds, [[BaitAndSwitch Michael and Gavin get run over all. Made better by an ambulance,]] [[LaserGuidedKarma prompting the [[RuleOfFunny totally unnecessary video to switch gears into being an AH Animated about Helping Hands]].
--->'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGQeXCM4Sw8&lc=UgxiD5ktZZxZZqbME594AaABAg Deadinsky]]''': Damn! Super Bunny Manimated was a good animation! [[BrickJoke Larry was not in this video]]
* ''Dark Deception'':
** The game crashes twice and prompts them to submit a bug report. So Gavin takes the time to do so, including a screenshot
footage of him making a stupid face at the camera.
-->Results: We was making play pals, yeah? Then the game
leaving that comment, complete with laughing like well broke and that. Twice. Michael agrees with me.\\
Expected: The game would work and the monkeys would kill us more.
* ''NO JUMP NO SHOOT - Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary''
** The goal is to get a pacifist achievement, for completing the Silent Cartographer level without killing anyone or dying. Three minutes into the video, just after the beach landing, the Warthog gets dropped, Michael takes a moment to figure out how to kick one of the marines out of the passenger seat... then Gavin drives off too quickly and runs Michael over with the back wheel. Gavin [[TheHyena goes into hysterics]], while Michael just sits there and [[TranquilFury stares at him]].
* We Lose Our Voices - Supermarket Shriek
** It's a game about a guy and a goat in a shopping cart that's propelled entirely by voice input. The video is basically 25 minutes of Gavin and Michael screaming. Gavin brought a glass of water; Michael thought even further ahead and brought throat lozenges.
* PLEASE DON'T CRASH - Totally Reliable Delivery Service
** There's a moment that Gavin cites as summing up his and Michael's relationship: Michael is busy doing his job and loading up a helicopter with deliveries, while Gavin [[ItMakesSenseInContext is uncontrollably rocketing around the sky with a fire extinguisher.]]
* Bouncing Lasers & Making Messes - ''Videogame/TheRoomMobileGame 2'' (Part 4)
** Since Michael played the first game, it's Gavin's turn to play the sequel. He shows Michael
an opened bottle of Starbucks coffee that he's been drinking and [[TemptingFate sets it down on his desk.]] Inevitably, he knocks it over his desk about 15 minutes later, and runs out of his office screaming to grab paper towels to clean up.
--->'''Michael:''' ''[snickering]'' I heard "Oh no!" and then silence, and I was almost wondering if I should call you.
evil genius]].



[[folder:''AHWU'' (''Achievement Hunter Weekly Update'')]]
* The very first episode, in which Burnie comes in and offers the internet a peanut, [[HilariousInHindsight Jack says that the name]] ''[[HilariousInHindsight AHWU]]'' [[HilariousInHindsight won't stick]], and Geoff slaps Jack in slow motion.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE7rL_s7tlY AHWU #43]]'', which includes Griffon giving both Geoff and Jack a kiss, the intro using the "Ding Dong Song", Geoff cracking up at the achievement name "[[AccidentalInnuendo Bone On]]", the "Achievement Pig", a random worker being asked to look at the camera ("there's nothing in there!"), and the RunningGag of Geoff saying "[[InherentlyFunnyWords vagina]]".
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS6sn33cT8o AHWU #56]]'', which includes highlights like a short repeat cut of Jack going "vroom-vroom", Burnie dancing a bit behind Jack, Gus's cutout being placed in the doorway, and then the real Gus taking its place.
* Viewers are invited to send clips of themselves saying what number episode this is, as well as showing where they are (usually someplace scenic or famous). But one submission had a viewer show an average street lawn, saying "It's my front yard. Deal with it."
* ''AHWU'' #158: Jack is out of town visiting Australia. The lads take this opportunity to liven up the news delivery a bit by grabbing the camera and running around the Rooster Teeth studio and parking lot, action news style.
* Any time Jack is out of town, Michael, Ray, and Gavin host "Team Lads Action News", where they pick up the camera and run around the Rooster Teeth office, terrorizing and annoying everyone while they work. In ''AHWU'' #195, the day a Team Lads Action News t-shirt was released, the news team initiates a HostileShowTakeover by ''chloroforming'' Jack.
* ''AHWU'' #171's show number intros are done by RT staff members through Team Lads Action News(?), proving that one of the few things the Mad King is afraid of is TLAN:
--> '''Gavin''': Dammit, we lost him!
--> '''Ray''': We lost him in our office.
* ''AHWU'' #172 is a Jack and Geoff-less episode. Highlights include:
** Pre-show level checking with Caleb, Michael and Lindsey.
** Michael, Lindsey and Ryan posing in place before starting off for no apparent reason.
** The intro (with Ryan getting really into it in the background).
--> '''Michael''': This week on AHWU, your face is gonna get blasted off!!
** Ryan pretending to be Jack by wearing Jack's MC skin hat as a scarf as well as his desk sign that says "''Jack Pattillo, Rooster Teeth''" being pinned to his shirt collar.
--> '''"Jack"''': Australia stole some of my beard.
** Michael finally learning what Geoff and Jack have to put up with every week when Lindsey tries to shove a banana in his mouth.
** Ryan announces the Free Edgar 2013 shirt. It's as good as it sounds.
** "Do I have dick room?"
* ''AHWU'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88rW_LzhnMM #200]] features Jack delivering the news on Flappy Bird, and the reasons why it was taken off of the iTunes App Store (among others). Cue Geoff trying to show the camera the app on his iPhone, with a censor bar along the bottom... because Geoff's background is his wife's cleavage.
* It seems that most of the ''AHWU''s since the move to the new offices involve Gavin in the background of Jack's pieces attempting to make the bearded one laugh. He often succeeds.
* ''AHWU'' #216. Ryan gets another shirt... his body language says it all. He is just ''resigned'' to his fate of being the provider of so many shirt-based in-jokes by now.
* ''AHWU'' #218 - Burnie makes a cameo.
--> '''Burnie''': ''(opening the door to the office and looking round)'' Crap, Achievement Hunter is working in here! ''(closes the door)''
--> '''Gavin''': ... What a prick.
** Turns out it was for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEMAWms1U14 a Rooster Teeth short]] that got released three months later.
* ''AHWU'' #221. Post-RTX edition. Everyone is visibly tired and hoarse after their convention except Jack who is somehow even ''more'' chipper.
--> '''Geoff''': ''(to Michael)'' Tired?
--> '''Michael''': Yeah.
--> '''Geoff''': Ray?
--> '''Ray''': Yeah.
--> '''Geoff''': Jack?
--> '''Jack''': I'm great!
--> '''Geoff''': Shut up...
* ''AHWU'' #224 is the sixth anniversary edition.
** Someone has brought in party poppers, and Team Nice Dynameat are loving it. Geoff... not so much.
** Gavin tries to feed Geoff a shot from what seems to be every alcoholic thing in the office throughout the video.
* ''AHWU'' #233 sees the return of Team Lads Action News for the first time since the building move. They corner Ryan in the bathroom, and when he hears them coming he just gets in a corner in the shower and faces the wall. Once again, the only thing the Mad King fears is TLAN. Gets better when Michael goes to turn the shower on and he realizes HE can use it as a weapon against the Lads.
* ''AHWU'' #237 features some "creative" camerawork.
* ''AHWU'' #244 marks the return of Team Nice Dynamite after filming Lazer Team wrapped up. Gavin appears on camera first, then Michael ''shoulder-slams'' him out of the way to shout "Gavin's back?!?" which sends Gavin's tub of grape flying everywhere. It even gets a slow-motion replay.
* ''AHWU'' #247 includes some Risinger on camera action, Gavin shattering a box he's standing on, fun with the camera's zoom function and Jeremy hitting Matt in the face with the microphone.
* ''AHWU'' #249 has more "creative" camerawork, and ends with Michael grabbing the tripod, facing the camera towards him and then spinning in a circle.
* ''AHWU'' #251 sees more Team Lads Action News.
* ''AHWU'' #252 has another Ryan-inspired shirt introduced during it. He complies with Jack's wish to throw the shirt to him, then continues to throw every large cushioned object he can grab at Jack to hinder the shirt's introduction on-camera.
* ''AHWU'' #253.
** During the community section, someone turns off the main office lights making Jack and someone else light up Matt and Jeremy using the light of their phones. Then the person on the office lights starts flicking them on and off and it briefly becomes a lightswitch rave.
** Matt on Let's Build.
---> '''Matt''': Oh, are we supposed to talk about Let's Build shit? ''(there is an affirmative answer off-camera)'' We're not doing one this week.
---> ''(Matt walks off-camera, people in the background laugh)''
* ''AHWU'' #263 sees Geoff attempting to read the games coming out this week while people (presumably including Jack because he can hear him laughing) chuck the plushie tower of pimp blocks at him.
* ''AHWU'' #264 sees the return of Team Nice Dynamite background shenanigans.
* ''AHWU'' #266 and Geoff makes a comment early about how all of the achievements for games this week are lame, then when it gets to Achievement of the Week...
--> '''Geoff''': Achievement of the Week this week is... ah fuck, I forgot to write the game down...
--> ''(there is a chorus of laughter off-camera)''
* ''AHWU'' #288 has Gavin convince Jeremy to hop outside on a stool for ten dollars. He makes it.
** Gavin writes "PISS" on Jack's notebook.
** Gavin wearing the big nose costume.
* ''AHWU'' #300 has Jack and the 3 Lads celebrating 300 [=AHWUs=] with a cake. Jeremy ends up [[PieInTheFace wearing some of it]].
* ''AHWU'' #313: Some fan though it would be a good idea to give Gavin ''an elastic-band rifle''. He spends half the episode trying to snipe Geoff while he's tries to read the news.
** They also get a shipment of video game weapons, including [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII Connor's tomahawk]]. [[TemptingFate Gavin dares Michael to test it on his desk]], and Michael cleaves through it like butter. Gavin is absolutely livid:
-->'''Michael:''' [[CallBack You got a new hole! You got a new fingerhole!]]\\
'''Gavin:''' ''[[BigWhy WHYYYY!?]]''\\
'''Michael:''' [[WhatAnIdiot You just]]'' [[LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt said to do it!]]''\\
'''Geoff:''' Hold on, I can fix this.\\
''*moves Gavin's keyboard and controller over the hole to cover it*''\\
'''Jack:''' There we go. Perfect.\\
'''Gavin:''' [[SarcasmMode Thanks. It's like... 2 years ago all over again.]]
* ''AHWU'' #334: Gavin offers Jeremy a chair, then proceeds to wheel Jeremy out of the building, through the parking lot, and into a ditch while Jeremy is attempting to read the list of new releases.
* Following a retool around episode 360, AH has begun unboxing letters and gifts sent to them by fans. After several throwaway jokes by Michael and Lindsay to send them swords and weapons, the crew has quickly amassed a huge collection of weaponry, including knives, swords, a medieval flail, and a chainsaw. The popularity of this segment has lead to the unofficial renaming of AHWU to [[FunWithAcronyms Achievement Hunter Weapon Unboxing.]]
* ''AHWU'' #365: A fan sent in a bunch of glitter bombs. Trevor keeps falling for it.
* ''AHWU'' #390: A fan sends Jeremy a pair of children's stilts. He runs around the office with them going THWOP THWOP THWOP.
-->'''Michael:''' He sounds like he's on a horse.\\
'''Jack:''' He's so happy, Michael!\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''*trips over in the background*''
** While they're trying to do the unboxing, a personal alarm keychain randomly goes off. Michael disarms it with a mallet which he started keeping in the stream room since their Play Pals recording got interrupted by one.
* ''AHWU'' #393: At one point, Michael dons a potato face mask and starts singing and dancing around Gavin. Lindsay walks by stops, looks in total disbelief at what she sees and tells Jack "We made a baby."
* In episode 399, someone sent the crew a small piece of Uranium ore. The Mad King was pleased.
-->'''Ryan:''' Great, now we can finally complete our [[CrossesTheLineTwice dirty bomb!]]
* ''AHWU'' #407: Somebody sent Jeremy a Little Monster Truck ''onesie''.
* ''AHWU'' #411:
** Someone sent the gang a giant inflatable unicorn. Gavin throws it and its lands on Jeremy's monitor; he retaliates by nailing Gavin right in the face with it.
** Someone sent them a [[NotSafeForWork porn catalog]]. A very ''graphic'' porn catalog.
-->'''Gavin''': There's a lot of porn in this room; all I can see is tits.
* ''AHWU'' #420: The gang receive more plastic pit balls for the yellow barrel they received. After filling it halfway, Trevor jumps in headfirst and promptly gets stuck with his feet sticking out. Ryan proceeds to dump more balls onto him, and then it takes the combined efforts of Ryan, Alfredo, and Jeremy to pull him out.
* ''AHWU'' #426: A fan requests that the crew do an immersion of Videogame/{{Murder}} featuring the AH office. At this is being discussed, the camera pans to Ryan, who is already unsheathing a knife.
-->'''Ryan:''' "Who do I stab?"
* ''AHWU'' #429: Geoff, who's still bitter over their last minigolf video, takes two cans of Febreze air fresheners and sprays them through one of the box fans, covering everyone with air freshener. He then proceeds to spray everyone who played in the video.
* ''AHWU'' #431:
** A fan from Sweden sent them the [[ForeignQueasine very intense smelling delicacy]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming surströmming]]. Jack puts it on Gavin's desk.
** Someone sent them ''furry porn'', and Alfredo puts it in [[RunningGag Jeremy's chair]]. Jack is curious enough to flip through the pages, bewildering Trevor and Alfredo.
--->'''Trevor:''' Is this for Jeremy?\\
'''Matt:''' You know who it's for.
* ''AHWU'' #441:
** The porn shenanigans escalate with someone sending Ryan ''{{hentai}} manga''. Ryan is befuddled and appalled that it's ''volume two'' in a series. A curious Geoff flips to a random page, discovers that it's ''in color'', and screams as he throws it aside.
** Someone sent the gang, mainly Ryan and Geoff, several cases of Diet Coke. Geoff's quite happy until he's curious enough if he can throw a knife at one of the cases. It pierces the case, spilling soda everywhere. In retaliation, Ryan learns there's a case of Diet Pepsi for Geoff, so he stabs it with a knife.
*** His doing so sprays Diet Pepsi [[EyeScream straight into Trevor's eye.]]
* ''AHWU'' #457 ("25 Pounds of Pure Flavor")
** While Jack is giving the mail-in address, Matt Bragg nails him in the throat with an ''uncalled'' Moon Ball. Ryan and Alfredo declare that Matt must be punished and sentence him to get pelted with Moon Balls as he stands against the wall.
---> '''Ryan:''' "Some may call it a KangarooCourt, but I don't care."
** Following this, Jack decides to hit Jeremy's desk with a sledgehammer. It leaves a noticeable dent. Ryan immediately realizes it can be used as a Moon Ball holder.
* ''AHWU'' #474 ("DIET COKE LAUNCHER")
** Somebody sent in an eggplant ''vibrator'', which doesn't seem to work. Gavin opens it up and notes that it needs watch batteries... then notices that there ''are'' batteries in there, and as Ryan guesses, wonders whether it was ''used'' and sniffs it.
** There's a drawing on the whiteboard comparing clean shaven!Jeremy to Wallace from ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.
** Ryan puts an empty Diet Coke can into the moonball launcher and fires it at the wall. Everybody else insists that he load it with a full one. Everybody is primed for it to fire out, rebound off the wall and splatter over Geoff's desk... then it just ruptures in the launcher and pops out, spraying all of the electronics under the Geoff's desk. Trevor scrambles to retrieve it then runs out of the room with it like he's holding a live grenade.
* ''AHWU'' #495 ("Put Those On Your Bum")
** The gang receives an electro-shock therapy device. Jeremy uses it on his neck and arm, and while watching the electricity make his muscles twitch, Gavin tells Jeremy to put it on his bum. When Jeremy pulls down his jeans to place the nodes on his butt cheeks, his crotch is blurred, and Alfredo and Gavin notice that the fly on his boxers is wide open.
---> '''Gavin:''' I was looking at it for like 10 seconds and thought "He has like a tan belt down... nope."
* ''AHWU #498'' ("Boxes Hide More than Gifts")
** A fan sends in a locked box accompanied by a letter that reveals the passcode is hidden at the end of a custom ''[[VideoGame/LittleBigPlanet Little Big Planet 3]]'' level that the fan made for them. Ryan grabs the box and proceeds to [[OpenSaysMe smash it open with a sledgehammer.]] Inside are some poop emoji stickers, a receipt for a $50 donation to [[Creator/RoosterTeeth Rooster Teeth's]] Extra Life 2019 fundraiser, and a second letter congratulating the guys on completing the aforementioned custom level, [[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat "assuming you haven't torn through the box with swords and axes like a pack of savage animals".]]
* ''AHWU #500'' ("Celebrating 500 AHWU's By Recreating the First")
** The gang recreates the very first AHWU, including Geoff offering the camera a peanut.
** Fiona asks viewers to watch their Sims 4 LP by asking if anyone wants to see [[FanDisservice Jack streaking]], and receives a unanimous "NO".
* ''AHWU #502'' ("Old Men Takeover the Show")
** Michael and Jeremy ordered old men face masks and proceed to creep out everyone as [[GrumpyOldMan old]] [[ScratchyVoicedSenior men]].
* ''AHWU #506'' ("Wrapping Up 2019")
** Jeremy declares it's going to 2020 and spells it out in a bizarre accent and lisp, sending Fiona into hysterics while everyone else stares at him in bewilderment, even Michael's look is more concern than confusion.
* ''AHWU #514'' ("Becoming a Human Motorcycle")
** Somebody sent in a packet of Zombie Skittle Roulette - most of the Skittles taste fine but some taste like rotten zombie. Matt gets a zombie Skittle from his ''first pick''.
--->'''Matt''': How do I get ''that'' unlucky?! Dude, if there was like an opposite lottery, I would've won it already.\\
'''Jeremy''': An opposite lottery...!\\
'''Matt''': Yeah, you enter and they take all your money away. They give you crippling debt.
* ''AHWU #517'' ("We Got a Punching Bag!")
** Someone sent in gifts for the children that the Hunters have at home, and Fiona proceeds to mispronounce "Eli" as "Ellie." Cue an incredulous and offended Ryan standing up to defend his son.
** When Fiona defends herself by saying she knows four other languages and can't be expected to know every English subtlety, Ryan chimes back that she clearly doesn't know them well.
** An anonymous person sent the gang a massive portrait of Matt's facepaint from ''Achievement Hunter: The Musical'', sending everyone, including the support crew, into confused laughter.
--->'''Trevor:''' Steffie, look at this!\\
'''Steffie:''' Oh my god, that's so sad!
--->'''Sarah:''' ''[laughing and turns away]'' That's awful.
* ''AHWU #527'' (Everyone is Cosplaying)
** Fiona pulls down her beanie over her head and Alfredo jokes that she's actually Daredevil with graphics labeling her as Daredevil. Alfredo inexplicably wrapped his sweatpants around his head and calls himself Elektra, which leads to Jeremy holding up a red energy drink can to his face and saying he's Cyclops while Jack claims to be a firefighter. The screen then cuts to Trevor's empty chair and him off-screen saying he's the Invisible Man.
* ''AHWU #530'' ("A BIG Dragon Surprise")
** The reason for the title. Matt opens a package which turns out to have a Bad Dragon dildo in it.
--->'''Matt:''' ''*reading the product description for the others to guess*'' "Size: Extra Large. Firmness: 5."\\
'''Jeremy:''' ''*gasps*''\\
'''Matt:''' "Suction cup: Yes."\\
'''Jeremy:''' :O
* ''AHWU #558'' (The Fakest AH Crew AHWU)
** It's the first AHWU of 2021 and it's [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial absolutely not the post team pretending to be the gang]] because of the holidays, nope. That's not Aaron, Sarah, Larry, and Jarren respectively voicing Jack, Lindsay, Jeremy, and Alfredo.
--->''It's AHWU 558 and there's definitely nothing unusual about this AHWU.''
** "Alfredo" zooms into his camera, causing "Jack" to jump and laugh.
** "Jeremy" asks "Lindsay" to raise their hand, but they are rather indisposed.
** The [[StylisticSuck "fan art" presented]] is drawn by their biggest fan "Barry Catovina" and "Jerry Catalina".
** "Jack" comments that Sarah forgot to deliver packages to be opened, and everyone starts complaining about Sarah, with "Lindsay" commenting that Sarah is just trying to account for the holidays.
* ''AHWU #560'' Cats Take Over AHWU
** Jack starts to intro the episode, but his cat Cooper suddenly walks across the screen and interrupts him, flicking his tail into Jack's face. Cooper spends the rest of the episode wandering across the screen.
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* In episode 2, the team starts parading a fake penis around that ends up getting censored with a black "Subscribe" bar after a comment mentions that Funhaus wouldn't have censored it.
* The fact that Jeremy got one of the answers wrong in #5 meant that Jack might have been in with a chance of staying in the game. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1qoNtCGlTg&t=35s How did Jeremy remedy this?]] He left the comment in question on the wrong video ''himself'' so the answer was correct after all. Made better by [[RuleOfFunny totally unnecessary video footage of him leaving that comment, complete with laughing like an evil genius]].
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** ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterRageQuitPlayPals Rage Quit and Play Pals]]''
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* Can We Fix Our Ceiling with Moon Balls? - Between the Games
** With BK and Joe visiting the [[InsistentTerminology temporary permanent office]], the AH crew decides to teach them how to moon ball. Inevitably, some moon balls end up ricocheting off the ceiling.
** Joe's first throw comes [[HoistByHisOwnPetard right back]] [[GroinAttack into his crotch]]. Not long after, Alfredo throws one and almost ducks straight into his ricochet.
** The title first comes up when Gavin throws a "ceiling ball" and knocks one of the ceiling tiles out of place. The others give him some grief over it, so he throws a "ceiling repair ball" and knocks it straight back flush.
** Another tile is hanging precariously, so the rest of the video becomes a series of attempts to either knock it back into place, or to knock it down so it's not hanging overhead, waiting to drop.
** Jack and Joe try to simultaneously repair ball the tile. Jack hits a different tile, but Joe ''almost'' manages to knock the tile back into place.
** Unfortunately, Gavin follows up, and [[EpicFail punches a hole in the tile]] with his attempt. He scurries off in embarrassment afterward.
** Then ''Alfredo'' tries again, and [[FromBadToWorse punches]] ''[[FromBadToWorse another]]'' [[FromBadToWorse hole in the tile]], losing a moon ball in the process. Jack attempts to fix the tile's position, but just knocks it ''[[UpToEleven further out of position]]''.
** After two attempts by Joe just end up right back where they were, Trevor tasks Matt Bragg with fixing it. Matt hits the wrong tile, and gets [[TemptingFate called out on it by Gavin]]. On Gavin's next attempt, he puts a divot in the wrong tile-- it's even the same tile that Matt hit.
---> '''Matt:''' "Hey, Gav, don't-- don't talk to me about the shit I do."
** Then Alfredo ''immediately'' punches a hole in a ''different'' ceiling tile with his attempt to fix Gavin's mistake. He and Gav [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run out of the office]].
** The video ends with Trevor sourcing ceiling tiles online and [[WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings muttering about the price]].
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** Fiona shows the gang a TikTok of a boy being woken up as a prank and his confused reaction causes Alfredo to break down crying and wheezing from laughing so hard. Even the Achievement Hunter Twitter account posted the isolated clip of [[https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/1336808003731906564 his laughing fit.]]

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** Fiona shows the gang a TikTok [=TikTok=] of a boy being woken up as a prank and his confused reaction causes Alfredo to break down crying and wheezing from laughing so hard. Even the Achievement Hunter Twitter account posted the isolated clip of [[https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/1336808003731906564 his laughing fit.]]
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** The title is in reference to Jeremy, who during a previous recording of Ready Set Show shaved all of his facial hair off, and who now looks completely different. Nobody's particularly pleased by the amount of face, least of all Jeremy himself. Jack, whose usual look sports a BadassBeard, compares it to the one time in the last decade when he shaved his beard off, went 'nope' and grew it back again.

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** The title is in reference to Jeremy, who during a previous recording of Ready Set Show shaved all of his facial hair off, and who now looks completely different. Nobody's particularly pleased by the amount of face, least of all Jeremy himself. Jack, whose usual look sports a BadassBeard, beard, compares it to the one time in the last decade when he shaved his beard off, went 'nope' and grew it back again.
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* How We Broke The Ceiling - Between the Games
** Keepie-uppie with an exercise ball in the office. Just from that, and the title, you can guess pretty much what happens.
** In the middle of one round Alec takes a hit, gets knocked off balance, and takes nearly five seconds and several feet to fall over, all while trying not to land on the camera. Gavin tries to catch the camera before it hits the ground, and while he's doing that Michael accidentally elbows him in the side of the head.
** Alfredo is forbidden from kicking the ball. He queries why, and then immediately proves everybody's point by dislodging more ceiling tiles than the ones they were trying to fix.
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* Can You Surf on a Table? - Between The Games
** Jeremy and Ky are in town, so screwing around is par for the course.
** It starts with Gavin on his Onewheel pushing Jeremy around in the mail cart. However, Gavin loses control of the cart and sends it right into a table. Fortunately, Jeremy ducks in time, barely missing the edge of the table by mere inches.
--->'''Jeremy:''' He almost decapitated me!
** Michael is on a ladder and peers into the ceiling, with the intent of having Jeremy climb into the rafters. Michael snarks about people being idiots about the safety warnings on the ladder when Ky strolls by.
--->'''Ky:''' ''[looks up]'' Idiot is as Idiot does.\\
'''Gavin:''' What did you just call him?\\
'''Michael:''' ''[very muffled]'' What the fuck did you just call me?\\
'''Ky:''' I said what I said.
** The boys wander into their "elephant graveyard" where they run into Matt attempting to stay on a hoverboard. They also catch Sarah struggling to stay on one. Michael tries to peer into the ceiling again, and all he has is his phone and moonball. After he quips to an offscreen Sarah that she get them a new ceiling, she screams as she falls off her hoverboard. Matt immediately asks if she filmed it.
** The next idea is having Gavin on his Onewheel again and this time, he pushes Jeremy around on a table. This time, Jeremy's wearing a helmet. They immediately struggle with getting the table over a cluster of cables, so Jeremy decides to ride the table down the ramp that leads to their "elephant graveyard."
*** Matt helpfully opens the door to a meeting room in case Jeremy goes too fast.
*** Jeremy slides down the ramp fairly successfully, but hits the banister and falls off, landing on his back while Ky gives him a look as she wordlessly scoots by on a scooter. Turns out, the table made a dent in the wall as well and one of the table's wheels falls off.
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** Especially since they pictured Gavin as Kicks, Michael as Jolly Redd, and Matt as Brewster.
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* Lindsay has apparently spent a little ''too'' [[https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/1458195118461276166 much time]] in ''Animal Crossing''.
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** ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterGTAV2013to2015 Grand Theft Auto V (2013 - 2015)]]''
** ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterGTAV2016to2018 Grand Theft Auto V (2016 - 2018)]]''

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** ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2012to2014 Let's Play Minecraft (2012 - 2014)]]''
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** ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2015to2017 Let's Play Minecraft (2015 - 2017)]]''(2015–2017)]]''
** ''[[Funny/AchievementHunterLetsPlayMinecraft2018to2020 Let's Play Minecraft (2018–2020)]]''
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*** Gavin pretends to walk by and asks if Fridge Matt has any Dr. Pepper. Matt hands him a can, and when Gavin asks him how much it is, Matt has this to say:
---->'''Matt:''' "How much you got? ...But I've already handed it to you, [[DidNotThinkThisThrough I fucked up.]]"
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* #301 - The Gang Gets Cozy:
** The show opens with everyone lounging back on gigantic bean bags. Alfredo, especially, looks like he's about to fall asleep.
** Michael and Trevor have an ongoing bit about wearing Crocs, so they got Tyler Stab to bring some to the set to gift the others. However, Ky is not having it and she scurries away on all fours screaming.
* #304 - We have a Content CURSE
** Sarah reveals the true origin behind ''Post Team Does Stuff'': Jarren and Larry had discovered there was a drive-in theater in Dallas that exclusively showed ''porn'' and thought it would be funny if the entire Post Team went to said theater. Trevor is baffled that he never heard this premise.
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** Now that they've moved the fridge in front of the meeting room, they need something to fill the gap. Michael and Gavin immediately think of Matt. So Gavin and Alfredo wheel him over, while he's still sitting in his chair. Suprisingly, Matt doesn't object and leans into his new role as the replacement fridge, complete with a table of drinks. However, he does think it's a little boring.

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** Now that they've moved the fridge in front of the meeting room, they need something to fill the gap. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Michael and Gavin immediately think of Matt. using Matt.]] So Gavin and Alfredo wheel him over, while he's still sitting in his chair. Suprisingly, Surprisingly, Matt doesn't object and leans into his new role as the replacement fridge, complete with a table of drinks. However, he does think it's a little boring.



** The meeting wraps up and as Jack gets up to leave, he opens the door and sees the fridge, causing Geoff and Sarah to burst into hysterical laughter. Lindsay then walks by with this gem:

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** The meeting wraps up and as Jack gets up to leave, he opens the door and sees the fridge, causing [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Geoff and Sarah to burst into hysterical laughter. laughter.]] Lindsay then walks by with this gem:
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** Trevor catches Michael filming, silently realizes what's happening, and pretends he doesn't know a thing. He later explains that he thought it was their hot machine that was crashing.

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** Trevor catches Michael filming, silently realizes what's happening, and pretends he doesn't know a thing. He later explains that he thought it was their hot dog machine that was crashing.

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