History Fanfic / TheSpyWhoCameToKirkwall

* PrimalScene: Taken UpToEleven in the "Sins of Omission" chapter where every single one of Hawke's family walk in on her and Michael, played for laughs. See InterruptedIntimacy.

** She also nicknames her younger brother [[Disney/TheSwordInTheStone Wart.]]

* IKnowYouKnowIKnow: Kitty references this to Sister Petrice, but [[HilarityEnsues being a Silly!Hawke...]]:
-->'''Hawke:''' Oh, come on Sister Petrice. Don't play innocent or string me along. You know that I know. And I know that you know that I know. [[OverlyLongGag What you didn't count on what that I knew that you would know that I know]]...Alright, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} give us a minute, I'm a bit confused now]].
* InterruptedIntimacy: Becomes something of a RunningGag in the 1st Act with Kitty and Michael, since this is a {{shipping}} fic.
* InsistentTerminology: Kitty really doesn't like it when Michael calls her Hawke. See LastNameBasis.

* OncePerEpisode: Once a chapter Michael will accidentally call Kitty [[LastNameBasis 'Hawke']].

* PrimalScene: Taken UpToEleven in the 'Sins of Omission' chapter where every single one of Hawke's family walk in on her and Michael, played for laughs. See InterruptedIntimacy.
* PunnyName: Hawke's nickname is [[TheWrightBrothers Kitty Hawke]]. Also, see ShoutOut.

* RunningGag: In the 1st Act after 'Sins of Omission' Kitty and Michael will attempt to do the deed, only to be interrupted at the last minute. See InterruptedIntimacy.

** Also, Kitty doesn't like it when Michael [[LastNameBasis calls her 'Hawke']]. See OncePerEpisode.
* ShoutOut: The fic's chapter titles are based off episodes from the Burn Notice series.
** Hawke's name is [[TheWrightBrothers Kitty Hawke]].

!!'''The Spy Who Came To Kirkwall contains examples of:'''

-->'''Kitty''':''"...And if (Michael) is naughty I promise he'll be suitably punished. We'll start with paddles and work up to horsewhips."''\\
(cue one of Michael's [[DoubleTake trademarked]] [[FlatWhat expressions]])\\

* DeadpanSnarker: This is [[Series/BurnNotice Michael Westen]], after all.

* DistractedByTheSexy: Happens to some of the female characters whenever Michael takes his shirt off. Even the female Guards under Captain Aveline aren't immune.

-->'''Michael''':''"The key to hand-to-hand combat is to be able to close the distance between you and your opponent without putting them on their guard. The IDF uses a form of this called Krav Magra. It's useful against just about any opponent.-"''\\
(Michael sidesteps the Tal-Vashioth's attack and plunges his combat knife into its arm. The Tal-Vashioth [[NoSell glared at the blade stuck in his arm]], and then directed his glare to [[OhCrap Michael]], then backhanded the burned spy.)\\
''"-Unfortunately, no amount of military training can prepare you to go toe to toe with a 8 foot tall minotaur hell bent on turning you into red paste."''

-->'''Hawke''':'':Oh, come on Sister Petrice. Don’t play innocent or string me along. You know that I know. And I know that you know that I know. [[OverlyLongGag What you didn’t count on what that I knew that you would know that I know]]...Alright, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} give us a minute, I’m a bit confused now]]."''\\

-->'''Michael''':''"My name is Michael Westen, and I used to be a spy, until-"''\\
phone rings, he answers\\
''"We're putting you in a [[Videogame/DragonAgeII videogame universe]] courtesy of a NegativeSpaceWedgie using AppliedPhlebotinum as a weak cover for a [[SelfInsertFic self-insert pairing]] fantasy of a [[SelfDeprecation washed-up barely competent short story author]] trying to relive his glory days [[NoFourthWall writing fanfiction]]..."''\\
''{{beat}}''\\
''"[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking You're blacklisted]]."''\\

-->'''Hawke''':''“Oh, come on Sister Petrice. Don’t play innocent or string me along. You know that I know. [[GenreSavvy And I know that you know that I know]]. [[OverlyLongGag What you didn’t count on what that I knew that you would know that I know]]...Alright, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} give us a minute, I’m a bit confused now]].”''\\