History Fanfic / TheMiserySenshiNeoZeroDoubleBlitzkriegDebacle

** BareYourMidriff: Quinn and Gabrielle both do this. Guerin is very happy about it.

* InfoDump: Dr. Vander Helffen and the Solar Warrior both give lengthy speeches where they reveal their [[OriginStory origin stories]].

** MoodWhiplash: Yoriko is a fairly threatening foe… until she starts belting out American heavy metal music that never topped any charts.

** Several characters address the emperor by his given name. In real life, this is considered disrespectful. Emperors are to be formally referred to either as “Heika” (Your Majesty) or “ Emperor (name of era)”.

* AuthorAppeal: A ''lot'' of references (and outright scene lifts) from other movies and anime that Guerin likes.

* ArtisticLicenseHistory: The author makes numerous hilarious and obvious mistakes when attempting to document Japanese history and discuss its culture. This is particularly funny considering the author felt the need to dedicate a significant portion of his fanfic to presenting himself as an expert on it. Most damningly is that he presents Emperor Hirohito as a good man who was bullied into a militarist regime by his generals, when there is a lot more evidence that the Emeperor suggested/endorsed a lot Japan’s fascist policies.

* ArtisticLicenseReligion: The author keeps referring to the religion practised by the Hikawa Shrine (which is incidentally misnamed as the Sendai Hill Shrine constantly) as “Buddhism”. As any Sailor Moon nut can tell you, Rei is a ''Shinto'' priestess. She invokes the wrong gods and sometimes seems to be replicating Buddhist rituals, as well as just doing things the author made up that are very out of place with the behavior of a Shinto priestess.

* HistoricalVillainUpgrade: Hideki Tojo is played as a proud Nazi ally who was desperate for the conquest of the world, whereas the real Tojo went through a HeelFaceTurn after the War and issued a formal apology for Japan’s actions (something the author acts like it never happened).

* ArtisticLicenseLaw: The entire robbery scene in Data 3 is something that would not happen in a Japanese crime scene. The robber calling the policeman “pig” (a specifically American nickname based on the equally American stereotype of police being fat) is just the start of it.
* ArtisticLicenseHistory: The author makes numerous hilarious and obvious mistakes when attempting to document Japanese history and discuss its culture. This is particularly funny considering the author felt the need to dedicate a significant portion of his fanfic to presenting himself as an expert on it.

* HollywoodReligion: The author keeps referring to the religion practised by the Hikawa Shrine (which is incidentally misnamed as the Sendai Hill Shrine constantly) as “Buddhism”. As any Sailor Moon nut can tell you, Rei is a ''Shinto'' priestess. She invokes the wrong gods and sometimes seems to be replicating Buddhist rituals, as well as just doing things the author made up that are very out of place with the behavior of a Shinto priestess.

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, its nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to educate the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on topics such as contemporary politics and Creator/HowardStern. It was followed by a sequel, ''Fanfic/ReturnOfTheLawndaleMilitia'', and a prequel, ''Fanfic/TriumphOfTheRetart'', all three of which ensured Guerin's permanent infamy in the fandom.

* DontExplainTheJoke: Advice the author should have taken...as every single joke is explained to the reader in case they didn't understand it.

* MassiveMultiplayerCrossover

Oh, and there's some GaryStu superhero named the Solar Warrior who runs around doing things that eventually have relevance to the story.

* TookALevelInBadass: In their own series, Beavis and Butt-head are so PatheticallyWeak that they can't even beat up each other, let alone anyone else. In this story, they're strong enough to overpower adults whenever the plot requires it.

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: The fanfic already crosses over three series with established casts and tries to use every member of them. On top of ''this'', the story drops truckloads of new characters into the universe, all of which serve some importance.

* TookALevelInBadass: In their own series, Beavis and Butt-head are so PatheticallyWeak that can't even beat up each other, let alone anyone else. In this story, they're strong enough to overpower adults whenever the plot requires it.

* TookALevelInBadass: In their own series, Beavis and Butt-head can't even beat up each other, let alone anyone else. In this story, they're strong enough to overpower adults whenever the plot requires it.

* OutsideGenreFoe: Let’s just say that petty terrorists aren’t Sailor Moon or Daria. Yet no-one seems to have informed Guerin of this, as he treats all three terrorist groups like the greatest threat the Sailors have faced (bare in mind, they’ve faced an EldritchAbomination from the distant past that destroyed several planets, a ConquerorFromTheFuture who already beat the Sailors there, an alien from another dimension who wanted to rule the world [compared with two of the groups merely desiring to rule one city/country], an evil Queen who attacked people’s dreams and a sect of [[FallenHero former Sailor Senshi]] trying to bring about [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt The End Of The Universe As We Know It]].)

* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: The fic ''starts'' with Ami temporarily transferring her Sailor Guardian powers to Daria, something that her home series never so much as hinted would be possible--and shouldn't be, given the nature of Star Seeds/Sailor Crystals.

** The Sailor Senshi themselves are largely reduced to a hive mind. While the show itself could be accused of this when the cast got too large, the characters still had rather distinct personalities for the story to throw into the trash. In particular, Minako would not blatantly insult Ami for being too smart. Furthermore, the Sailor Starlights' lone appearance in the story is already so far out of canon that it even disregards that because they live on another planet and never expected to see the main characters again, Seiya would probably be just a ''bit'' upset that Usagi was bleeding out on the ground in front of her considering she was ''in love with her''. However, the only one of these characters to even speak any dialog is ''Yaten'', and the others may as well not be in the scene since they contribute nothing to the fight or to Star Healer "healing Usagi". Rei is constantly seen speaking extremely formally and invoking various Japanese gods, something she never does in any incarnation (also, the gods are wrong for Shinto.)

** The Sailor Senshi themselves are largely reduced to a hive mind. While the show itself could be accused of this when the cast got too large, the characters still had rather distinct personalities for the story to throw into the trash. In particular, Minako would not blatantly insult Ami for being too smart. Furthermore, the Sailor Starlights lone appearence in the story is already so far out of canon that it even disregards that because they live on another planet and never expected to see the main characters again, Seiya would probably be just a ''bit'' upset that Usagi was bleeding out on the ground in front of her considering she was ''in love with her''. However, the only one of these characters to even speak any dialog is ''Yaten'', and the others may as well not be in the scene since they contribute nothing to the fight or to Star Healer "healing Usagi". Rei is constantly seen speaking extremely formally and invoking various Japanese gods, something she never does in any incarnation (also, the gods are wrong for Shinto.)

* ReverseMole: Ryu Chang is the SDF's plant in NIRAA.

* TeleportersAndTransporters: Sailor Moon uses her [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands recently acquired]] "moon teleportation power" to magically transport herself and Daria from Tokyo to Lawndale.