History Fanfic / NakedSingularity

** While discussing Twilight's first story with Fluttershy, Rarity sarcastically dismisses going the honest route and suggesting that Twilight you burn it before anybody else sees it.

* IkeaErotica: Twilight's first writing attempt is extremely wooden and stilted, combining awkward word choices with badly written flirtations and overly elaborate metaphors that don't generally go anywhere.

* GilliganCut: When Rarity is about to start reading Twilight's first story, she scene cuts from her telling herself to be open-minded about the story to Fluttershy bluntly telling Twilight that it's terrible.

* ArgumentOfContradictions: Two of the fillies get into one of these after the reading.
-->“When I grow up, I want to be like Uncommon!” one of the fillies yelled from outside.\\
“Her name’s not Uncommon, it’s Rarity!” another voice shouted.\\
“Nuh-uh!”\\
“Uh-huh!”\\
“Nuh-uh!”\\
“Uh-huh!”

* BreathlessNonSequitur: At the beginning, as Twilight feverishly works on her story, she offhandedly mentions "centipedes" as [[NoodleIncident one of her past obsessions]] before breezing past it:

-->[…] the final, largest portion of fillies dispersed into the crowd, looking up at patrons with huge, watering eyes, and asking if they would please consider supporting young, needy, vulnerable foals.
* DoubleEntendre: The titular manuscript is named after the hypothetical concept of a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_singularity naked singularity]]. Of course, being a romance novel, the other meaning of 'naked' is intended as well.
* DramaQueen: Noted to be Rarity's reason for bursting into coffee shops and yelling, "Twilight, stop!" as she and the others try to find the one where Twilight's doing her reading.
-->Part of her mind reasonably pointed out that it would be easier to simply open the door and check for a literature recital, rather than bursting in and yelling, but Rarity was a bit of a drama queen, and so she ignored that piece of advice.

* GilliganCut: When Rarity is about to start reading Twilight's first story.
-->A few pages wouldn’t hurt, she told herself. Besides, this was a favor for a friend. What was more generous than helping out a friend? Nothing, that was what.\\

*** \\

“This is terrible,” Fluttershy said. She winced at her own bluntness. “Um, sorry.”
* IkeaErotica: Twilight's first writing attempt.
-->“‘Oh baby,’ Evening Glimmer moaned. She cried out in ecstasy, and then in pleasure, followed by more ecstasy. ‘Do me. Do me harder. Mount me. Make me a mare.’”\\
…\\
“‘Yes!’ Evening Glimmer cried. ‘Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Yesssss! Yes.’”

** Mentioned by Rarity while discussing Twilight's first story with Fluttershy.
--->'''Rarity:''' What am I supposed to tell her? ‘Hello Twilight, I just finished your story and I discovered absolutely no redeeming qualities in it whatsoever. I suggest you burn it before anypony else sees it.’

* {{Metaphorgotten}}
-->“‘I will help you, Evening Glimmer!’ he cried. ‘I cannot resist you!’ He rode her like a train departing Canterlot at 4:27 p.m. at a constant velocity of 35 kilometers per hour and making stops every 20 minutes in Manehattan, Fillydelphia and Trottingham, but the train was actually a metaphor, and the stops were actually heights of passion, pinnacles of lust from which she spent long minutes in moaning recovery. ‘Oh yes,’ she moaned.”

** Twilight's stories.

* TeamSwitzerland: Fluttershy avoids taking a side in Rainbow Dash and Rarity's argument over whether they have time to get ice cream.
-->'''Rarity:''' Ugh! Fluttershy, help me out here?\\
'''Fluttershy:''' Um, I want whatever will cause the least interpersonal conflict.

* GenderFlip: Rainbow Dash's ''Naked Singularity'' counterpart, Prism Slash, is male.

* WriteWhoYouKnow: In-universe. Twilight's characters are transparently based off herself and her friends. Twilight Sparkle = Evening Glimmer, Rainbow Dash = Prism Slash, and Rarity = Uncommon. This also extends to the town in the story, which is called "Ponyburg" instead of Ponyville.

* WriteWhoYouKnow: In-universe. Twilight's characters are transparently based off herself and her friends. Twilight Sparkle = Evening Glimmer, Rainbow Dash = Prism Slash, and Rarity = Uncommon. Their town is called "Ponyburg".

* BreathlessNonSequitur: At the beginning, as Twilight feverishly works on her story, [[NoodleIncident she offhandedly mentions "centipedes" as one of her past obsessions]] before breezing past it:

* BreathlessNonSequitur: At the beginning, as Twilight feverishly works on her story: