History Fanfic / InaccurateLegends

* BalefulPolymorph: The Witch is fond of turning people into newts.

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: The snake's human form has green hair.

* BadassCreed: Sir Lancelot has this:

* GodGuise: The Witch creates an image of God and imitates his voice to try to trick Shirou and Saber into serving her. Shirou is not impressed and points out he follows UsefulNote/{{Shinto}}, not Christianity. Saber then sees a flaw in the impersonation.

* GreenThumb: The Witch has control over plants. She first turns Ryudou Temple and then Fuyuki City into her personal shrubbery.

* KarmicDeath: [[spoiler:Sir Not Appearing In This Film severely wounds Sir Bedivere, breaks his armor and weapons, and gloats, only for Bedivere to kill him with a prison shiv. Bedivere points out that if the villain hadn't gotten him sent to prison, he would not have gotten that shiv.]]

* GrievousHarmWithABody: When the Witch attacks Shirou with a snake, he eventually manages to grab her and use Reinforcement to force her to become stiff, then uses her as a bludgeon.

* SpiderSense: [[spoiler:Sir Bedivere's final Noble Phantasm is Don't Drop The Soap, which he gained during his stay in prison fighting off rapists and other dangers. This allows him to detect the invisible Sir Not Appearing In This Fanfic and kill him with a prison shiv.]]

* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Sir Lancelot and Illya are unaccounted for in the ending.

** Sir Bedivere's mount is called Coco. To everyone who doesn't believe in him, he just looks like a peasant clapping two coconut shells together and they can't even see his effects on the environment (it just looks like Bedivere and the peasant skipping along and when he gives Shirou a lift, it just looks like Bedivere giving Shirou a piggyback ride). But Coco is evidently real, as it runs Archer over at one point and is able to carry Bedivere and Shirou into the sky. Saber and eventually, Shirou, are able to see it. It turns out to be a horse-sized African swallow.

* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: After the entire events of insanity, Rin finally snaps when she witnesses Kuzuki spanking twenty nuns and Kotomine. She escapes the church and escapes Fuyuki all together, taking the first plane to London.

** This is also likely the reason why Rin cannot hear the snake's voice.

* VisibleToBelievers: Sir Bedivere's mount is called Coco. To everyone who doesn't believe in him, he just looks like a peasant clapping two coconut shells together and they can't even see his effects on the environment (it just looks like Bedivere and the peasant skipping along and when he gives Shirou a lift, it just looks like Bedivere giving Shirou a piggyback ride). But Coco is evidently real, as it runs Archer over at one point and is able to carry Bedivere and Shirou into the sky. Saber and eventually, Shirou, are able to see it. It turns out to be a horse-sized African swallow.

* GreenThumb: The Witch has control over plants.

* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Archer gets killed six times, only to come back to life the next chapter.

Throughout the fic, Shirou, Rin, and EMIYA struggle to make sense of everything as the other Servants are seemingly insane.

* BrainBleach: Rin and EMIYA see Sir Bedivere giving Shirou a piggyback ride, or as Rin puts it, Shirou dry humping a knight. Rin uses a Command Spell to tell EMIYA, "If I ever become like that, kill me."

* TheDulcineaEffect: Sir Lancelot's most defining trait is his obsession with rescuing girls he meets and thinks are in danger. When they first meet, he assumes EMIYA and then Shirou have kidnapped Rin and attacks them. Later, even though Kirei used a Command Spell to order him not to interfere when the Taunting French Knight goes to kill Illya, he does it anyway.

** Sir Not Appearing In This Film then frames EMIYA for ten counts of murder, leading to him getting arrested.

* OnlySaneMan: Rin, Shirou, and EMIYA struggle to make sense of the insanity, though Shirou eventually goes slightly mad.

* PretenderDiss: Like Gilgamesh, the Taunting French Knight calls EMIYA a faker for using copied weapons.
* VisibleToBelievers: Sir Bedivere's mount is called Coco. To everyone who doesn't believe in him, he just looks like a peasant clapping two coconut shells together and they can't even see his effects on the environment (it just looks like Bedivere and the peasant skipping along and when he gives Shirou a lift, it just looks like Bedivere giving Shirou a piggyback ride). But Coco is evidently real, as it runs EMIYA over at one point and is able to carry Bedivere and Shirou into the sky. Saber and eventually, Shirou, are able to see it. It turns out to be a horse-sized African swallow.

* PretenderDiss: Like Gilgamesh, the Taunting French Knight calls EMIYA a faker for using copied weapons.

''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8970572/1/Inaccurate-Legends Inaccurate]] [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/inaccurate-legends-fs-n-x-monty-python.230060/ Legends]]'' is a completed comedic crossover between ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'' and ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''.

In the Fifth Holy Grail War, other than Rin Tohsaka's Archer, EMIYA, each Servant is a character from the film. Shirou Emiya's Saber is still Arturia Pendragon, but she has the memories and personality of King Arthur from the film. Kirei Kotomine's Lancer is Sir Lancelot. Sakura Matou's Rider is Sir Bedivere. Illyasviel von Einzbern's Berserker is the Rabbit of Caerbannog. Souichirou Kuzuki's Caster is the Witch. Kirei Kotomine's Archer 2 is the Taunting French Knight.

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