History Characters / TheInsaneQuestOfUnfathomableRandomness

* DropTheHammer: Though it's really a mallet.

%%* DropTheHammer: The Jam Hammer, that is.

%%* DropTheHammer

%%* HeroesWantRedheads: His crush on Nico.

%%* EvilIsSexy

[[folder: Important NPCs]]

%%* DistressedDamsel

* DistressedDamsel: Happens to her on occasion, but nowhere near as much as Luna.

* CloningBlues: Implied, though not explicitly stated to be an issue for Dopplegangers.

%%* TheDarkChick

Eddie is a vampire from the world "Forkslyvania". He originally was a parody of [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]], but has had some fleshed-out character development recently. A lot of his background involves his love interest, Sarah. He also has a super-powered alter-ego named Edmund, who was developed when [[spoiler: Sola killed Luna]]. He used to be the weakest of Smoosh, but Mortal took up that role when he joined, and recently Rustynuts took that role...forever.

* YourVampiresSuck: He began as a living TakeThat directed at ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' before his CharacterDevelopment.

* {{Dissimile}}: "He kind of looks like Jacob from ''Literature/{{Twilight}''}, but not!"

* TheChick: Played with- while she is just as capable as her teammates when it comes to fighting, she is still very chicklike in terms of personality.

* GreenLanternRing: Thanks to his ability to dublicate the powers of others.

%%* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins

* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins: his penguin servants.

%%* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins

%%* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins

* KillEmAll: [[spoiler:She actually manages to kill off every single member of Smoosh with the exception of Lupez.]]

* WeaponOfChoice: A magnum decorated with dragon patterns.

%%* PaperFanOfDoom: Possibly implied in her introduction to be her WeaponOfChoice

* ActionGirl

* ClingyMacguffin: Her socks.
* DistressedDamsel

* FriendToAllLivingThings
* GamerChick
* TheHeart
* IronWoobie
* LesYay: With Nico.

* NeutralGood
* OtakuSurrogate
* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething: [[spoiler: I guess it runs in the family.]]

* AllThereInTheManual: His full name.

* BlobMonster
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass

* LethalJokeCharacter

* RebelPrince: AllThereInTheManual.
* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething

* BadassBookworm
* BadassNormal: Before gaining a SuperpoweredEvilSide
* BatmanGambit: Tries to pull one every now and then.

* TheChewToy
* DeadpanSnarker: In the early chapters.

* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire: Although the exact amount of "friendliness" may vary.
* LooksLikeCesare
* LovableCoward

* OurVampiresAreDifferent
* TheSmartGuy
* StarCrossedLovers: With Sarah, alrthough they are currently broken up.
* SuperpoweredEvilSide: Edmund.
* TrueNeutral -> NeutralGood.

* AxCrazy
* BloodKnight

* SuperpoweredEvilSide
* SuperStrength
* WingedHumanoid

* ActionGirl
* BadassNormal
* {{Determinator}}
* [[DoesntLikeGuns Doesn't Like Guns]]: but she will use knives, whips, holy water, and just about anything else she can find.

* SugarAndIcePersonality

* RealWomenNeverWearDresses: Subverted.
* StarCrossedLovers: With Eddie, except now she wants to kill him.

* TwentyFourHourArmor
* VampireHunter: And proud of it.
* WomanScorned

* CombatMedic
* DirtyOldMan
* GrumpyOldMan: Not as much as Rustynuts, but still...
* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Sir Rustynuts.
* LovableSexManiac

* PapaWolf: To Chompy, at least.
* ScrewPolitenessImASenior
* TheQuietOne

* [[AllAnimalsAreDogs All Puppets Are Dogs]]: He exibits a lot of doglike characteristics.
* AnimateInanimateObject: See above.
* BigEater
* EmpathicWeapon

* SwissArmyWeapon
* MoralityPet: In a way, he serves as this for Ein.
* UglyCute

* ADayInTheLimelight: Chapter VI
* AlchemyIsMagic
* AllLoveIsUnrequited

* BewareTheNiceOnes
* CannotSpitItOut: His feelings for Nico.
* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins

* HeroesWantRedheads: His crush on Nico.
* IncompatibleOrientation: Again, his crush on Nico.
* OverlyLongName
* ThePowerOfRock: In Chapter IV.
* QuintessentialBritishGentleman
* SophisticatedAsHell
* VerbalTic: eh wot.

* TheAlcoholic
* DarkAndTroubledPast: There's a reason why he acts like such a jerk.

* SatelliteCharacter: To Washington.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* [[SmugSnake Smug Slug]]
* SophisticatedAsHell
* TrueNeutral

* EccentricMentor
* {{Expy}}: Of [[Literature/TheTalesOfBeedleTheBard Sir Luckless.]]
* GrumpyOldMan: Veeeeeeeeeeeeeery much so.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Dr. Ein.

* ScrewPolitenessImASenior

* WhenIWasYourAge: He pulls one of these every now and then.

!!Bonecrusher

Rustynuts's steed, an elderly unicorn. Years of being forced to accompany Rustynuts on adventures has caused Bonecrusher to have a rather bleak demeanor, and the only real happiness he feels nowadays is the sadistic glee of watching Rusty make a fool of himself. Capable of running up to 2 hpm (that's right, hours per mile...)

* TheDragAlong
* SatelliteCharacter: To Rustynuts, much to his dismay.
* SilentSnarker
* TrueNeutral
* {{Unicorn}}: Albeit a very old and sickly one.

* TheBigGuy

* EagleLand: Type 1
* MementoMacguffin: His goggles.
* MissingMom

* NonMammalianHair: Lampshaded.
* PlatonicLifePartners: With Lori.

* TriggerHappy

* WhiteGloves

* ActionGirl

* CombatStilettos

* GamerChick
* HairTriggerTemper

* LesYay: With Nico.

* PlatonicLifePartners: With Jack.
* PopCulturedBadass: See Jack's entry above.

* SpeciesSurname

* TriggerHappy

* HumongousMecha: Capable of turning into one.
* RobotBuddy
* RoboCam
* SatelliteCharacter: To Lori.

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* ADayInTheLimelight: Chapter V.
* DropTheHammer: The Jam Hammer, that is.

* GodInHumanForm

* AnIcePerson

* MakingASplash
* NeutralGood
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname

* ActionBomb
* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins
* {{Expy}}: Of [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinnies]]
* MadeOfExplodium
* RedshirtArmy
* [[SatelliteCharacter Satellite Characters]]: To Frost.
* VerbalTic: Dood!

* ActionGirl
* BigEater

* FieryRedhead

* LesYay: With Luna (and Lori).

* OneWingedAngel: Her giant fox form.
* PlayingWithFire

* SuperMode: A giant, flying, pyrokinetic fox.
* {{Tsundere}}
* UnstoppableRage: Whenever she gets angry.

* ButtMonkey: With occasional ChewToy tendancies as well.
* FunnyAnimal
* HeelFaceTurn
* NonActionGuy
* {{Pirate}}
* TalkLikeAPirate

* ActionGirl
* {{Cyborg}}

* NeutralGood
* PointyEars

* RoboCam
* RoboSpeak
* SwissArmyAppendage: All four of them, actually.

* ActionGirl

* DePower: by choice.
* DishingOutDirt
* GamerChick
* GreenThumb

* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: The first two.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname
* WhipSword

* AnthropomorphicObjects
* LargeHam: Just look at his name!
* NeutralGood

* WhiteGloves

!!Falcon

A TotallyRadical teenager who joined the quest after hearing about it from friends. Brought along his dog Buster, too.

* MetaGuy
* NaiveNewcomer
* TotallyRadical
* UnfazedEveryman

* AngstNuke
* BadBoss

* BerserkButton: Losing at video games.
* TheCaligula

* JerkassGods

* {{Otaku}}

* BigGood
* ChivalrousPervert
* EccentricMentor
* NotQuiteDead
* RealityWarper

* AbhorrentAdmirer: To most of the male characters.
* ButtMonkey: Oh yes.

* CrackPairing: With [[spoiler: Hades]]

* UnpopularPopularCharacter

!!The S.S. Appa

The personal ship and headquarters of Smoosh, the S.S. Appa is a living, biomechanical ship created by fusing [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Appa the Flying Bison]] with Lupez's ship, the Kreamkken.

* CoolAirship
* LivingShip
* TeamPet: In a way.

* GuestStarPartyMember

* [[spoiler: OurDragonsAreDifferent]]
* WorthyOpponent

!!Random WTF

A small, lizard-like creature who, as his name implies, appears at random times to try and make himself part of the story. This is usually followed by an AuthorAvatar of Snow appearing to remove Random WTF from the story. This has happened several times, and yet he still just keeps coming back...

* TheAggressiveDrugDealer: "I brought heroin!"
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Personified.
* TheScrappy: In-universe, at least.
* UnpopularPopularCharacter.

* ButNowIMustGo
* DrunkenMaster
* GuestStarPartyMember
* {{Pirate}}

!![[VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes Travis Touchdown]]

The notorious member of the United Assassins Assosiation. When Travis is first encountered by Smoosh, it is revealed that the assassin is currently training with Miyamoto, who intends to prepare him for his ranked assassin matches that have been sabotaged by Doosh. For reasons currently unknown, Travis ans his hometown of Santa Destroy were targeted by Doosh, and despite Smoosh's best efforts, much of the city was destroyed as a result. Travis was last seen at the end of Chapter III, but WordOfGod has assured us that this won't be his last appearance.

* BadassInDistress: He was kidnapped by Creator/GeorgeLucas at one point.
* ClusterFBomb: But of course.
* DoomedHometown: Santa Destroy
* GuestStarPartyMember
* [[KatanasAreJustBetter (Beam) Katanas Are Just Better]]
* {{Otaku}}

* {{Animorphism}}

* ShipperOnDeck

!!Nicodemus Wafflesworth

Washington's father, a chemist who was transformed into a floating, tentacled eyeball after ingesting a mysterious substance known as [[AppliedPhlebotinum "phlebotinum"]].

* {{Animorphism}}: Sort of.
* FacelessEye: A rare, non-villainous example.
* PapaWolf
* TheUnintelligible
** IntelligibleUnintelligible: According to Washington, he's quite the comedian.

!!Andre and Rios

Two guys who were transformed into evil penguins by Hoar. They had originally signed up to join Smoosh at the same time as the others at the beginning of the RP, but a series of unlucky events caused them to be forgotten and stranded in Japan.

* {{Animorphism}}
* [[AscendedExtra Ascended Extras]]
* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins
* MissedTheCall
* SmallNameBigEgo: Andre.
* ThoseTwoGuys

* GuestStarPartyMember
* LaserGuidedAmnesia
* LivingToys

* NotQuiteDead

* QuintessentialBritishGentleman

* [[ArtificialHuman Artificial Human/Bear/Werewolf/Iguana/Whatever]]: They are described as being Dopplegangers, beings made of "living data" created using [[FunctionalMagic HAX]]

* EvilTwin / EvilCounterpart
* ThePsychoRangers

* ColdBloodedTorture
* DarkActionGirl
* DepravedBisexual
* TheDragon

* EvilRedhead
* EvilTwin / EvilCounterpart: To Luna.
* HeroKiller

* KnightOfCerebus
* LickingTheBlade

* TakeThatKiss: Does this to Luna twice.

* AffablyEvil
* TheEvilGenius
* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking

* ManOfWealthAndTaste
* StraightGay

!!Latrom

Mortal's Doosh counterpart. so far he has yet to be seen and has only been referred to, so not much is known about him.

* TheGhost: For now...

* TheBrute

* NeutralEvil

!!Dr. Nie Algaewood

A young, attractive japanese nurse and the Doosh counterpart to Ein. In contrast to Ein, Nie is well-mannered and perfectly sane.

* AffablyEvil
* CombatMedic
* DarkActionGirl
* EvilIsSexy
* HospitalHottie

* BrooklynRage
* CoolShades

* NeutralEvil

!!Shi the Iguana

Jack's Doosh counterpart. A female terrorist armed with homemade explosives.

* DarkActionGirl
* FlashStep
* MadBomber
* NonMammalMammaries

* [[spoiler: KilledOffForReal]]

* PlayingWithFire

* HumanShield: He uses Luna as one during the fight with Smoosh.

* HissBeforeFleeing

* TheDragon: He'll probably end up filling this role for Nintendoki
* TheGunslinger

!!Mari

A strange girl trapped in the same dimension as her former teammate, Queeny. Seems to enjoy hitting the bong quite a bit.

* TheDarkChick
* MoralityPet: She appears to be one of these for Nintendoki
* TheStoner

!!Queeny

Another member of the Original Smoosh forced to spend an eternity with Mari.

* PaperFanOfDoom: Possibly implied in her introduction to be her WeaponOfChoice
* [[StraightMan Straight Woman]]: When paired up with Mari, this seems to be the case.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pizza.

* AngstNuke: Whenever he gets angry.
* BigBad
* EvilCounterpart: To Nintendoki

* GodOfEvil

* YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm

* AdvancingWallOfDoom: As Zombie Chibi
* CombatTentacles
* ImplacableMan: In his zombified form.

* NeutralEvil
* OurZombiesAreDifferent
* ViewerGenderConfusion: Mostly due to...

* AnticlimaxBoss

* CorruptCorporateExecutive
* [[spoiler: TheDevilIsALoser]]
* ThePowerOfRock: How Smoosh manages to defeat him.

* [[spoiler: {{Satan}}]]

* CrackPairing: With [[spoiler: Hoar]]
* TheDragon: To [[spoiler: Kotick]], albeit grudgingly.
** DragonAscendant: After [[spoiler: Kotick]] isd out of the picture, Hades takes over Hell and changes its name back to the Underworld.

* EverybodyHatesHades: Subverted. Sure, he's a total JerkAss, but he's actually the lesser of two evils, and after he takes over [[strike: Hell]] The Underworld it is implied that he intends to make it a much more bearable place.

* WildCard

* CallingYourAttacks
* CatsAreMean
* InspectorJavert
* {{Invisibility}}
* {{Ninja}}
* TheRival: To Lupez.

* VoluntaryShapeshifting

* DefeatMeansFriendship

* SatelliteCharacter: Becomes one to Mortal after being defeated.

* BigBrotherBully
* CainAndAbel: With Washington.
* DamnItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster

* ShockAndAwe / PlayingWithFire: Super Irving.
* ThreateningShark

* TheAce
* BadassBoast: Ace loves these.

* PlayingWithFire
* PutOnABus
** TheBusCameBack
*** And then it left again.

* SmallNameBigEgo

!!Omni Bro [[spoiler: created by Fire Bro]]

Omni is a member of the Koopa Troop from the Franchise/SuperMarioBros universe. Unlike most other "Bros", Omni preferred not to specialize in one form of combat and instead became a jack-of-all-trades, causing the other Bros to make fun of him. Sue to his gold shell color, Omni also ends up getting robbed a lot by people who suspect him to be wealthy.

* AllOfTheOtherReindeer
* AnIcePerson
* DropTheHammer
* NeutralGood
* PlayingWithFire
* PutOnABus
* TotallyRadical: At times.

* BadassAdorable

* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome
* GunsAkimbo
* ShellShockedVeteran: See above.
* ShockAndAwe

* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome

* NeutralGood
* NewAgeRetroHippie

* [[{{Seers}} Seer]]
* TheStoner
** EruditeStoner

* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome

* {{Ninja}}
** Particularly a [[TechnicolorNinjas Technicolor Ninja]].
* RealMenWearPink
* ShockAndAwe

!!Sendiel

The [[strike: newest]] recent addition to Smoosh, as well as the least active. Not much is known about Sendiel, but he appears to be hyperactive, spontaneous, and impulsive. He has now officially been PutOnABus due to inactivity.

* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* TheLoad
* MindOverMatter

* TookALevelInJerkass: He was a JerkAss in the disney movie to begin with, but the Insane Quest manages to take it UpToEleven.

* CoolHat: His top hat has a mansion full of ninja babes inside thanks to {{Hammerspace}}.

* CoolHat: An Uncle Sam hat, to be precise.

* CoolHat

Nico is a [[{{Kitsune}} Firefox]], a species of interdimesional nomads, as well as the last of her pack after Doosh killed the others. Since then, Nico has joined Smoosh so they can help her get her revenge on Doosh. Her personality is a bit unstable, but she's still one of the nicer members of Smoosh.

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: You Gotta Have Pink Hair

* FoeYay: He says that Ace is "cute".

* FoeYay: Ein still appears to be smitten by her despite the fact that she should be his arch rival.

* FoeYay: Jack tries to hit on her, with poor results.

* WeaksauceWeakness: She claims that if she were to ever lose her SkunkStripe, all of her abilities would be lost as well.

* {{Catsuit}}: But it's more of a dress then a full suit.

* MarySue: Snow seems to think that he's accidentally turned her into one recently. Fortunately, he also says he's attempting to remedy the situation.

* ParodySue: Not just her, but her entire family. Though, like Ace, there was some dispute over the [[MarySue "Parody" part]].
** RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap: Since being called out on her Mary Sue traits, the player who created her has been taking advice on how to make her more likable.

* CrazyAwesome

* BunnyEarsLawyer: According to Rose, Frost is the most competent of the Four Overlords, in spite of (or perhaps [[CrazyAwesome due to]]) his behavior.

* CrazyAwesome

* CrazyAwesome: See OneWingedAngel below.

Omni is a member of the Koopa Troop from the Franchise/SuperMarioBrothers universe. Unlike most other "Bros", Omni preferred not to specialize in one form of combat and instead became a jack-of-all-trades, causing the other Bros to make fun of him. Sue to his gold shell color, Omni also ends up getting robbed a lot by people who suspect him to be wealthy.

* BiTheWay: Not outright stated, but implied on occasion.
** WordOfGay: Confirmed to be a lesbian by the GM.

* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses

* BadassGrandpa

* HelloNurse

* PettingZooPeople

* PettingZooPeople