Line #17 Characters/TheInsaneQuestOfUnfathomableRandomness


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4	[[folder: Smoosh]]
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6	A team of amateur mercenaries collected from across the 69 Worlds for the sole purpose of finding all of the items on Nintendoki's list. Along the way, the team is sually tasked with righting the wrongs set in place by Doosh, as well as coming to terms with their own personal conflicts...all of which is done in a wacky and humorous fashion, of course.
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8	!!Luna Ravenheart
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10	A princess from an unknown world, Luna was forced to become a member of Smoosh after encountering the group in Japan since Nintendoki wanted her socks (since they can't be removed, she was given the choice of either joining them or having her feet amputated). Despite this, Luna quickly became friends with the other Smoosh members and became a willing member of the team. Much of Luna's past is shrouded in mystery, causing most of the details of her life before meeting Smoosh to be used as plot twists in the story.
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12	%%* ActionGirl
13	* AngstWhatAngst: Forced to join your organization against my will? No problem, I'm sure we can all get along...
14	* BreakoutCharacter: Snow claims that Luna was originally only going to appear in the first chapter.
15	* TheHeart: Played with- while she is just as capable as her teammates when it comes to fighting, she is still very caring in terms of personality.
16	%%* ClingyMacguffin: Her socks.
17	%%* DamselInDistress
18	* ElementalPowers: She's a gumweaver, meaning she can control gum. It's weird, I know.
19	* {{Fetish}}: Luna likes gum. A ''lot''. And she's not shy about rubbing it all over her body in public, either.
20	%%* FriendToAllLivingThings
21	%%* GamerChick
22	%%* TheHeart
23	%%* IronWoobie
24	%%* LesYay: With Nico.
25	* MeaningfulName: Luna (Moon), in contrast to Sola (Sun).
26	%%* NeutralGood
27	%%* OtakuSurrogate
28	%%* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething: [[spoiler: Apparently it runs in the family.]]
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30
31	!!Mortal [[spoiler: created by [=SonikFan112=]/[[Franchise/AceAttorney Matt Engarde]]/[[Franchise/DragonBall Son Gohan]]]]
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33	A blue blob hailing from the "Planet of Blobs", Mortal can expand to hold anything in his body. He keeps around a Mallet, and has a infinite amount of them. Probably the only member of Smoosh who hasn't shown any romantic interest, but explainable because he's a, you know, blob. He's also began getting character development along with everybody else. In Chapter V, he has recently adopted evil-now-good parts of a Cotton Monster as a pet.
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35	%%* AllThereInTheManual: His full name.
36	* BerserkButton: Go ahead, I dare ya to act like the leader. Unless you are a NPC, then he doesn't care.
37	%%* BlobMonster
38	%%* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
39	%%* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass
40	* EmbarrassingMiddleName: His full name is "Mortality Liza Miffin".
41	* TheLancer: Debatable; after the [[PutOnABus removal]] of Ace, who's the new hero of Smoosh is a bit foggy.
42	%%* LethalJokeCharacter
43	* ManChild: He's 19 but acts like he's 8, sometimes.
44	%%* RebelPrince: AllThereInTheManual.
45	%%* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething
46	* RuleOfThree: Sonik says he is three feet tall.
47	* WeaksauceWeakness: Nets. Used to [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] that he could just phase through them.
48
49	!!Eddie Cohen [[spoiler: Created by ???]]
50
51	Eddie is a vampire from the world "Forkslyvania". He originally was a parody of [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Edward Cullen]], but has had some fleshed-out character development recently. A lot of his background involves his love interest, Sarah. He also has a super-powered alter-ego named Edmund, who was developed when [[spoiler: Sola killed Luna]]. He used to be the weakest of Smoosh, but Mortal took up that role when he joined, and recently Rustynuts took that role...forever.
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53	* AbnormalAmmo: His Gun Gun is a gun that shoots...guns.
54	* AllThereInTheManual: According to the wiki, Eddie's full name is Edison James Cohen.
55	%%* BadassBookworm
56	%%* BadassNormal: Before gaining a SuperpoweredEvilSide
57	%%* BatmanGambit: Tries to pull one every now and then.
58	* BerserkButton: Don't mess with his friends, unless you want to deal with Edmund.
59	%%* TheChewToy
60	%%* DeadpanSnarker: In the early chapters.
61	* {{Flanderization}}: His cowardice and depression has become more and more exaggerated over the course of the RP.
62	%%* FriendlyNeighborhoodVampire: Although the exact amount of "friendliness" may vary.
63	%%* LooksLikeCesare
64	%%* LovableCoward
65	* NotSoAboveItAll: He tries to remain the straight man of the group, but still manages to come off as more than a little eccentric.
66	%%* OurVampiresAreDifferent
67	%%* TheSmartGuy
68	%%* StarCrossedLovers: With Sarah, although they are currently broken up.
69	%%* SuperpoweredEvilSide: Edmund.
70	%%* TrueNeutral -> NeutralGood.
71	* YourVampiresSuck: He began as a living TakeThat directed at ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' before his CharacterDevelopment.
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73	!!Edmund
74
75	Eddie's split personality. A sadistic, bloodthirsty creature conjured up whenever Eddie is under a sufficient amount of stress or if he smells. blood. While the exact cause of Edmund's existance is unknown, it is clear that he is a reflection of something deeply wrong with Eddie on a psychological level.
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77	%%* AxCrazy
78	%%* BloodKnight
79	* ShipperOnDeck: He often mocks Eddie's possible feelings for Luna ([[spoiler: and Sarah]]) in an effort to push Eddie's buttons.
80	%%* SuperpoweredEvilSide
81	%%* SuperStrength
82	%%* WingedHumanoid
83
84	!!Sarah Belfry [[spoiler: Created by ???]]
85
86	Sarah is a vampire slayer from the world of [[{{Uberwald}} Forksylvania]], where she became the leader of LaResistance as the humans of that world began to lose a civil war against vampires. Despie this, she briefly had a relationship with Eddie, until he ran off out of fear of being caught in the middle of the two warring factions, causing her to feel abandoned and swear revenge on him. For now, the two have formed a temporary truce, but sparks aren't exactly flying whenever they interact.
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88	%%* ActionGirl
89	%%* BadassNormal
90	%%* {{Determinator}}
91	* DoesntLikeGuns: but she will use knives, whips, holy water, and just about anything else she can find.
92	* {{Expy}}: She's a female [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Simon Belmont]], at least in terms of abilities.
93	%%* SugarAndIcePersonality
94	* LaResistance: In her homeworld, she was the leader of the Guild of Vampire Slayers, who intend to overthrow the vampires who are taking over their land.
95	%%* RealWomenNeverWearDresses: Subverted.
96	%%* StarCrossedLovers: With Eddie, except now she wants to kill him.
97	* {{Tsundere}}: When around Eddie, though she tends to be more "tsun" than "dere".
98	%%* TwentyFourHourArmor
99	%%* VampireHunter: And proud of it.
100	%%* WomanScorned
101
102	!!Dr. Ein Theodore Kelpforest [[spoiler: Created by Vampyric]]
103
104	A formerly retired surgeon and resident badass, Ein is one of Smoosh's oldest members (both because he was one of the first people to join Smoosh and...well, 'cause he's old). Using his pet hand-puppet, Chompy, in battle, Ein is considered to be a strong member, with the only things hindering him being old age, and the fact that [[BlobMonster Mortal]] sorta hates him.
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106	* AnimateInanimateObject: Chompy seems to have a mind of his own. Also, the army of blades in his bag that he doen't know about.
107	* ChivalrousPervert: Despite being a DirtyOldMan who collects nude pictures of women as a hobby, Ein turns down Granny's advances due to being in a committed relationship with [[Franchise/AceAttorney Wendy Oldbag]].
108	%%* CombatMedic
109	%%* DirtyOldMan
110	%%* GrumpyOldMan: Not as much as Rustynuts, but still...
111	%%* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Sir Rustynuts.
112	%%* LovableSexManiac
113	* OverlyLongName: A good majority of the blades in the army fit this trope
114	%%* PapaWolf: To Chompy, at least.
115	%%* ScrewPolitenessImASenior
116	%%* TheQuietOne
117
118	!!Chompy
119
120	A living handpuppet resembling a pair of dentures. He is technically Ein's primary weapon, but the doctor seems to treat him more like a surrogate son.
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122	* AllAnimalsAreDogs: He exibits a lot of doglike characteristics.
123	%%* AnimateInanimateObject: See above.
124	%%* BigEater
125	%%* EmpathicWeapon
126	* MegaManning: Capable of copying the attributes of other people and weapons by licking them.
127	* SatelliteCharacter: To Ein. Possibly justified, as he ''is'' attatched to Ein's hand...
128	%%* SwissArmyWeapon
129	* SwissArmySuperpower: Thanks to his ability to duplicate the powers of others.
130	%%* MoralityPet: In a way, he serves as this for Ein.
131	%%* UglyCute
132
133	!!Baron Washington Wafflesworth Jr., Sr., Jr., MXVII [[spoiler: Created by Rhadamanthus]]
134
135	A classy British gent, Washington has dedicalted his life to the study of alchemy. During an experiment as a child, Washington accidentally ended up transforming himself into a penguin. However, upon learning that penguins are actually a source of potent alchemical power, he decided to stay that way. Washington tends to act as the straight man to some of Smoosh's crazier antics, but has a definite mean streak when pushed too far. Oh, and he's very fond of Nico.
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137	%%* ADayInTheLimelight: Chapter VI
138	%%* AlchemyIsMagic
139	%%* AllLoveIsUnrequited
140	* AmazingTechnicolorWildlife: He's an orange penguin
141	* {{Animorphism}}: His aforementioned accident.
142	* BerserkButton: STAY AWAY FROM NICO!
143	** Also, Washington hates sharks. He ''really'' hates sharks.
144	%%* BewareTheNiceOnes
145	%%* CannotSpitItOut: His feelings for Nico.
146	* FakeBrit: More or less confirmed in chapter VI, where he is shown to be the only one in his family with a British accent.
147	* GenerationXerox: Every member of the Wafflesworth family is born a human, but ends up getting transformed into something else in some sort of freak accident.
148	%%* IncompatibleOrientation: Again, his crush on Nico.
149	%%* OverlyLongName
150	%%* ThePowerOfRock: In Chapter IV.
151	%%* QuintessentialBritishGentleman
152	%%* SophisticatedAsHell
153	%%* VerbalTic: eh wot.
154
155	!!Spoony Bard
156
157	Washington's pet and companion, a talking banana slug. A graduate from Oxford with a tragic past, Spoony became loyal to Washington after encountering him in the Kingdom of the Smelly Grapefruit.
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159	%%* TheAlcoholic
160	%%* DarkAndTroubledPast: There's a reason why he acts like such a jerk.
161	* InformedAbility: His fighting prowess. So far we haven't seen him to anything particularly impressive, although he was able to defeat Bobby Kotick as well as fight Washington in a duel (both of these events occurred offscreen).
162	* JerkassWoobie: Once you've read his backstory on the wiki.
163	%%* SatelliteCharacter: To Washington.
164	%%* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
165	%%* SmugSnake
166	%%* SophisticatedAsHell
167	%%* TrueNeutral
168	* InVinoVeritas: After getting sufficiently drunk he goes from a sophisticated stick-in-the-mud to a sleazy CasanovaWannabe.
169
170	!!Sir Rustynuts [[spoiler: created by Rhadamanthus]]
171
172	Once a brave and powerful knight, Rustynuts was once the protector of a majestic kingdom until he died of old age. After being brought back to life (albeit in a much weaker zombified state) he discovered that during his absence the kingdom had descended into becoming a total CrapsackWorld. Longing for a purpose in his afterlife, he signed up for Smoosh. He also has an elderly steed named Bonecrusher, although he isn't seen very often.
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174	* TheAlcoholic: He chugs beer from the [[spoiler: fake]] Holy Grail in Chapter VI, and spikes the punch during the anniversary party (and at the Wafflesworth family reunion).
175	* BerserkButton: He hates it when someone polishes his armor for him.
176	* CelibateHero: 382 years old and he's still a virgin. Though some of the things he's said implies that he may be a CovertPervert.
177	* ClingyCostume: His suit of armor has rusted to his skin, making it impossible to remove.
178	* CursedWithAwesome: He's so physically weak that he actually creates a "strength vacuum" around him that saps the strength of anyone who touches him.
179	* {{Determinator}}: To the point where his own determination and willpower is currently the only thing keeping him alive.
180	%%* EccentricMentor
181	%%* {{Expy}}: Of [[Literature/TheTalesOfBeedleTheBard Sir Luckless.]]
182	%%* GrumpyOldMan: Veeeeeeeeeeeeeery much so.
183	%%* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Dr. Ein.
184	* OurZombiesAreDifferent: He was brought back from the dead through sheer HeroicWillpower, and now he's pretty much just a pile of dusty bones.
185	%%* ScrewPolitenessImASenior
186	* TwentyFourHourArmor: Although in his case he doesn't really have a choice.
187	%%* WhenIWasYourAge: He pulls one of these every now and then.
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189	%%!!Bonecrusher
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191	%%Rustynuts's steed, an elderly unicorn. Years of being forced to accompany Rustynuts on adventures has caused Bonecrusher to have a rather bleak demeanor, and the only real happiness he feels nowadays is the sadistic glee of watching Rusty make a fool of himself. Capable of running up to 2 hpm (that's right, hours per mile...)
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193	%%* TheDragAlong
194	%%* SatelliteCharacter: To Rustynuts, much to his dismay.
195	%%* SilentSnarker
196	%%* TrueNeutral
197	%%* {{Unicorn}}: Albeit a very old and sickly one.
198
199	!!Jack The Chameleon [[spoiler: created by Sega Serv]]
200
201	An anthropomorphic chameleon and former general in the [[VideoGame/AdvanceWars Orange Star Army]]. Jack enlisted in the military to gollow in the footsteps of his mother, a test pilot for fighter planes who was killed in an accident during a test flight. Jack is one of the more formidable members of Smoosh, due to the fact that he is armed to the teeth (do chameleons have teeth?) with firearms of all shapes and sizes, and because he is capable of summoning his army troops when in a pinch.
202
203	* AcePilot: Apparently he takes after his mother.
204	* BerserkButton: Apparently hates [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] and any [[TheEmpire Empire]].
205	%%* TheBigGuy
206	* CompositeCharacter: Inspired by both Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog and VideoGame/AdvanceWars.
207	* DeathByOriginStory: His mom died testing the prototype for a new stealth fighter, [[AllThereInTheManual according to his wika page.]]
208	* {{Invisibility}}: He's a chameleon ''and'' a soldier, so he should know a thing or two about camoflauge.
209	%%* EagleLand: Type 1
210	%%* MementoMacguffin: His goggles.
211	%%* MissingMom
212	* MoreDakka: He can summon entire ARMIES at will.
213	** ConservationOfNinjitsu: That being said, his troops don't often last very long against the bad guys...
214	%%* NonMammalianHair: Lampshaded.
215	%%* PlatonicLifePartners: With Lori.
216	* PopCulturedBadass: A staple of Segaserv's characters.
217	%%* TriggerHappy
218	* GogglesDoNothing: He wears on top of his helmet for luck.
219	%%* WhiteGloves
220	* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Has a fear of spiders.
221
222
223	!!Lori Helenski Fox [[spoiler: created by Sega Serv]]
224
225	Lori is a walking talking fox, who has been through 20 jobs before joining Smoosh. While normally a rather happy-go-lucky girl, her extremely short temper causes her to blow her stack on several occasions. She also had a [[VideoGame/MegaManLegends Servbot]], named Ben, who has the ability to transform into a variety of different machines.
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227	* TheAce: Female example. No ordinary person could possibly be capable of performing as many jobs as her.
228	** BrokenAce: Turns out she only took all those jobs to live up to the expectations of her [[AbusiveParents perfectionist family]], and having 21 different careers is just as stressful as it sounds.
229	* AcePilot: Well she did take a job as a fighter pilot, right? Also, she rides Ben as a mecha.
230	%%* ActionGirl
231	* {{BFG}}: She has a freaking laser gun on her back, seriously!
232	* ChekhovsSkill: Some of her experience in certain jobs has proven to be useful.
233	%%* CombatStilettos
234	* CyberpunkIsTechno: Lori's choice of music, liking Music/DaftPunk and ''Vangelis.''
235	%%* GamerChick
236	%%* HairTriggerTemper
237	* InformedAbility: Most of her previous jobs, though there is the occasional ChekhovsSkill.
238	* ItRunsInTheFamily: Her whole family has done multiple jobs, including her siblings.
239	%%* LesYay: With Nico.
240	* LightningCanDoAnything: According to Lori, she and the other members of her family learn new skills by being struck by lightning.
241	* NonMammalMammaries: Well, she's technically a mammal, but not the kind that's normally so... well endowed.
242	* ParodySue: Not just her, but her entire family. Though like Ace, there was some dispute over the "Parody" part.
243	** RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap: Since being called out on her OP traits, the player who created her has been taking advice on how to make her more likable.
244	%%* PlatonicLifePartners: With Jack.
245	%%* PopCulturedBadass: See Jack's entry above.
246	* SmallGirlBigGun: Her main weapon, the {{BFG}}.
247	%%* SpeciesSurname
248	* SpyCatsuit: But it's more of a dress then a full suit.
249	* {{Transplant}}: Lori's was originally a character in a previous PlayByPostGame entitled ''Ultra Knuckles: Extra Shiny RP Edition'', before it became an OrphanedSeries.
250	%%* TriggerHappy
251	* TwoferTokenMinority: Japanese and Russian
252	* WeaksauceWeakness: She claims that if she were to ever lose her streaked hair, all of her abilities would be lost as well.
253	* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Afraid of scorpions.
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255
256	!![=BenX9000R-Blodia=]
257
258	Lori's robot sidekick. Ben was the 42nd Servbot created by [[VideoGame/MegaManLegends Tron Bonne]], and, while shown to be highly skilled, was intended to be scrapped by Bonne for being "defective" (read: an annoying pervert). Lori saved him from being turned to scrap metal and the rest is history.
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260	* AxCrazy: His fixation on "terminating" people.
261	* CompositeCharacter: A Servbot with mannerisms similar to a Franchise/{{Terminator}} and wearing a Toys/{{Bionicle}} mask.
262	* CoolMask: Would did you expect? It's taken from Bionicle!
263	* CovertPervert: Part of the reason Bonne kicked him out.
264	%%* HumongousMecha: Capable of turning into one.
265	%%* RobotBuddy
266	%%* RoboCam
267	%%* SatelliteCharacter: To Lori.
268	* ShoutOut: To VideoGame/{{Cyberbots}} with his mecha name.
269
270	!!Frost [[spoiler: created by Frost Overlord/Happy Cat]]
271
272	Frost is a warrior, from who-knows-where. He used to be a deity, and at one point was as strong as Nintendoki. However, he was tricked into losing most of his powers upon joining Smoosh, causing him to have a sort of one-sided rivalry towards Nintendoki. He has a army of exploding penguins at his disposal, which follow him loyally. He also created a universe called "Infinite Trophy Case", which is the setting of chapter V.
273
274	* BunnyEarsLawyer: According to Rose, Frost is the most competent of the Four Overlords, in spite of (or perhaps due to) his behavior.
275	%%* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
276	%%* ADayInTheLimelight: Chapter V.
277	%%* GodInHumanForm
278	* {{Hammerspace}}: The source of his Random powers.
279	%%* AnIcePerson
280	* InVinoVeritas: Inverted, sort of. The more he drinks, the more civilized (and sane) he behaves.
281	%%* MakingASplash
282	%%* NeutralGood
283	%%* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname
284	* OnlySaneMan: Yes, he's both a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} and the only sane man. Because he's just that awesome.
285
286
287	!!Penguins
288
289	Frost's army of penguin servants.
290
291	%%* ActionBomb
292	%%* {{Expy}}: Of [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinnies]]
293	%%* MadeOfExplodium
294	%%* RedshirtArmy
295	%%* {{Satellite Character}}s: To Frost.
296	%%* VerbalTic: Dood!
297
298
299
300	!!Nico
301
302	Nico is a [[AsianFoxSpirit Firefox]], a species of interdimesional nomads, as well as the last of her pack after Doosh killed the others. Since then, Nico has joined Smoosh so they can help her get her revenge on Doosh. Her personality is a bit unstable, but she's still one of the nicer members of Smoosh.
303
304	%%* ActionGirl
305	%%* BigEater
306	* DamselInDistress: Happens to her on occasion, but nowhere near as much as Luna.
307	%%* FieryRedhead
308	* HeIsNotMyBoyfriend: Her reaction to Jack saying otherwise about her and Washington.
309	%%* LesYay: With Luna (and Lori).
310	* MsFanservice: While she normally wears clothes, she'd prefer not to, especially after having a bottle of [[GargleBlaster Epic Sake]].
311	%%* OneWingedAngel: Her giant fox form.
312	%%* PlayingWithFire
313	* {{Revenge}}: Her main motivation for joining Smoosh.
314	%%* SuperMode: A giant, flying, pyrokinetic fox.
315	%%* {{Tsundere}}
316	%%* UnstoppableRage: Whenever she gets angry.
317
318	!!Captain Wafflemallow Lupez
319
320	A talking dog and captain of the Candy Pirates, Lupez was the self-proclaimed scourge of the 69 Worlds before running into Smoosh. After having his ship hijacked by the heroes, Lupez decides to team up with them for now, but mostly just because he wants to get into Luna's pants.
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322	%%* ButtMonkey: With occasional ChewToy tendancies as well.
323	%%* FunnyAnimal
324	%%* NonActionGuy
325	%%* {{Pirate}}
326	%%* TalkLikeAPirate
327	* WhatCouldHaveBeen: Lupez was originally going to be a human, but at the last second Snow decided to make him a dog.
328	* VerbalTic: "Arr!" and various dog noises.
329
330
331	!!Nightglide
332
333	A robotic girl that was once an orgainic lifeform (probably human, though even she's not sure) until she was transferred into the body of an android. Not much is known about her past, as the memory files stored on her computerized brain were corrupted by a computer virus.
334
335	%%* ActionGirl
336	%%* {{Cyborg}}
337	* LaserGuidedAmnesia: Although this is possibly a justified trope, as having a computerized brain that had its memory files corrupted by a virus seems more plausible than the usual "coconut-to-the-head" form of amnesia.
338	%%* NeutralGood
339	%%* PointyEars
340	* RobotGirl: Subverted, sort of. While the standard Robot Girl Trope applies to a female robot designed to look extraordinarily attractive, Nightglide's appearance also shows aspects of being designed to look intimidating (though she isn't necessarily ''bad''-looking, there just isn't much emphasis on the "beauty")
341	%%* RoboCam
342	%%* RoboSpeak
343	%%* SwissArmyAppendage: All four of them, actually.
344
345	!!Rose [[spoiler: created by Frost Overlord/Happy Cat]]
346
347	One of the Four Overlords along with Frost, Rose was sent to Smoosh to prevent the team's careless actions from causing any more collateral damage. Unlike Frost, Rose still appears to have access to the full potential of her godly powers, but she has been forbidden to use them while participating in the quest to avoid any mishaps.
348
349	%%* ActionGirl
350	* BerserkButton: Anyone who questions the usefulness of her abilities.
351	** [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway What kind of power is controlling Flowers anyway?]]
352	* CloserToEarth: She is shown to have a lot more common sense than Frost.
353	%%* DePower: by choice.
354	%%* DishingOutDirt
355	%%* GamerChick
356	%%* GreenThumb
357	* MegaNeko: Her pet cat, which can transform into a giant feral feline when provoked.
358	%%* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: The first two.
359	%%* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname
360	%%* WhipSword
361
362	!!Carlos the MAAAAAAAAAAAGIIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAL PEEEEEEEEEEENCIIIIIIIIIIIIIL [[spoiler: created by Vampyric]]
363
364	Carlos is a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Magical Pencil]] accidentally created one day in a factory after a mishap involving an overworked-and-underpaid wizard. As a living writing utensil infused with magic, carlos has the ability to change anything he draws into a real-life object.
365
366	%%* AnthropomorphicObjects
367	%%* LargeHam: Just look at his name!
368	%%* NeutralGood
369	* {{Transplant}}: From Project Gold, another game that became an OrphanedSeries. Based on what we've seen so far, Carlos will apparently be delivering more than a few inside jokes from Project Gold during his stay as a member of Roleplay/TheInsaneQuestOfUnfathomableRandomness.
370	%%* WhiteGloves
371
372	%%!!Falcon
373
374	%%A TotallyRadical teenager who joined the quest after hearing about it from friends. Brought along his dog Buster, too.
375
376	%%* MetaGuy
377	%%* NaiveNewcomer
378	%%* TotallyRadical
379	%%* UnfazedEveryman
380	[[/folder]]
381
382	[[folder: Important [=NPCs=]]]
383
384	"Allies" encountered by Smoosh during their many (mis)adventures.
385
386	!!Nintendoki
387
388	The lazy, arrogant deity who first created the team known as Smoosh to collect all the items on his wishlist. Nintendoki reclines in his own private universe and only shows up on occasion to yell at Smoosh for not finding the items on his list fast enough. It kinda makes you wonder why the members of Smoosh still want to work for him...
389
390	%%* AngstNuke
391	%%* BadBoss
392	* BigBad: Although he's technically the leader of the heroes, he's almost as antagonistic towards them as Segami, if not more so.
393	* BlackAndGreyMorality: Segami might be evil, but Nintendoki isn't that much of a nice guy either, seeing as he's willing to order his minions to destroy entire kingdoms just to get what he wants.
394	** EvilVersusEvil: One could argue that this is what his conflict with Segami boils down to.
395	%%* BerserkButton: Losing at video games.
396	%%* TheCaligula
397	* TheGodsMustBeLazy: He could easily collect all the items on his list himself if he could just get off his lazy ass and show some initiative.
398	* IHaveManyNames: Master of the Dimension of Q, 2nd Best D-League Yu-Gi-Oh player, Queen of the Male Girls, Conqueror of Klondike, Fuhrer of the Fourth Reich, Co-Founder of Playguy, and Dealer of the Purple Cards.
399	%%* JerkassGods
400	* KickTheDog: Refusing to help his underlings escape from Hell until they have found one of the items on his list, blowing up planets just to create a shortcut, ordering Smoosh to cut off Luna's feet just so he can get her socks...
401	* LargeHam: "BOW BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS!"
402	* MissionControl: via his communication device, the "Nintendoki DS"
403	* ObfuscatingStupidity: While most of the time he acts like a pompous blowhard, he has shown to be very cunning on a few occasions.
404	%%* {{Otaku}}
405	* PetTheDog: When interacting with [[spoiler: Mari and Queeny]], he is noticably more respectful and polite, though not quite enough to take him out of JerkAss territory.
406	* ShoutOut: To Creator/{{Nintendo}}, obviously
407	* SmallNameBigEgo: As Washington puts it, [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Nintendoki is about 0.1% divine power and 99.9% hot air.]]
408	* YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm: His appearance is censored for being "too epic for mere mortals to comprehend"...that is, until he finally reveals himself.
409	* WhatCouldHaveBeen: Nintendoki was originally going to be a delusioned man who thought he was a god, but snow decided it would be funnier if he was an actual god.
410
411	!!Creator/ShigeruMiyamoto
412
413	The real-life video game creator Shigeru Miyamoto is present in the Insane Quest as a godlike being who shows up at unexpected times to assist the heroes. His abilities appear to be on par with those of Nintendoki, the only difference being that Miyamoto actually puts his powers to good use.
414
415	%%* BigGood
416	%%* ChivalrousPervert
417	%%* EccentricMentor
418	%%* NotQuiteDead
419	%%* RealityWarper
420	* SwissArmyWeapon: His Wii Remote, which is capable of transforming into a number of different weapons.
421
422	!!Hoar
423
424	An [[MemeticMutation Awesome Smiley]] with a pair of long, feminine legs, Hoar is Nintendoki's personal secretary and pilot of the S.S. Bazooka. Due to her annoying and controlling personality, Smosh decided to ditch her in favor of Luna and the S.S. Appa.
425
426	%%* AbhorrentAdmirer: To most of the male characters.
427	%%* ButtMonkey: Oh yes.
428	* CoolShip: The S.S. Bazooka: part flying ship, part frat-house.
429	%%* CrackPairing: With [[spoiler: Hades]]
430	* EpilepticTrees: Since she was last seen in Hell, some of the players have suspected that Hoar died at some point between Chapters II and IV.
431	%%* UnpopularPopularCharacter
432
433	%%!!The S.S. Appa
434
435	%%The personal ship and headquarters of Smoosh, the S.S. Appa is a living, biomechanical ship created by fusing [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Appa the Flying Bison]] with Lupez's ship, the Kreamkken.
436
437	%%* CoolAirship
438	%%* LivingShip
439	%%* TeamPet: In a way.
440
441	!!Wyu
442
443	A {{Ninja}} native to the Kingdom Of Smelly Grapefruit. Wyu first met Smoosh in Chapter II, in which they assisted him in liberate his fellow ninjas from a gang of pirates pirates who were invading his kingdom. At the end of the chapter, Wyu revealed that he was actually [[spoiler: a Sharkhorn Dragon in disguise, and offered one of his scales to Smoosh as a sign of gratitude.]] He is now allied with Master Meowmellow Zepul and the Drunken Ninjas, but due to the fact that he feels he still owes a debt to Smoosh, he allows the group to escape during their initial confrontation.
444
445	* CatchPhrase: "'Sup dawg, I'm a ninja."
446	%%* GuestStarPartyMember
447	* OnlySaneMan: According to Snow, Wyu is the only character who he considers to be completly sane.
448	%%* [[spoiler: OurDragonsAreDifferent]]
449	%%* WorthyOpponent
450
451	%%!!Random WTF
452
453	%%A small, lizard-like creature who, as his name implies, appears at random times to try and make himself part of the story. This is usually followed by an AuthorAvatar of Snow appearing to remove Random WTF from the story. This has happened several times, and yet he still just keeps coming back...
454
455	%%* TheAggressiveDrugDealer: "I brought heroin!"
456	%%* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Personified.
457	%%* TheScrappy: In-universe, at least.
458	%%* UnpopularPopularCharacter.
459
460	!![[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Captain Jack Sparrow]]
461
462	The infamous rum-drinking pirate himself. As an experienced traveller, Sparrow usually serves as a [[{{Mentors}} Mentor]] to Smoosh, providing them with information on the 69 Worlds, but is otherwise doesn't really contribute much to Smoosh's quest. For some strange reason, Sparrow seems to have developed a strange fascination with Mortal, and has attempted to kidnap him repeatedly.
463
464	* BunnyEarsLawyer: He's actually quite knowledgable when it comes to the 69 Worlds, mostly due to his constant travels.
465	%%* ButNowIMustGo
466	%%* DrunkenMaster
467	%%* GuestStarPartyMember
468	%%* {{Pirate}}
469	* RunningGag: His attempts at kidnapping Mortal.
470
471	!![[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]
472
473	The Hero of Time, defender of Hyrule, bearer of the Triforce of Courage, etc. Link's appearances in The Insane Quest are few and far between, but when he shows up it usually means something big is about to go down. Apparently, 2,000 years ago, Link [[spoiler: was tasked by Zelda to protect the Ravenheart family from harm, which likely explains how Luna obtained the Master Sword.]]
474
475	* BigDamnHeroes: [[spoiler: In Luna's flashback. Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome]].
476	* GuestStarPartyMember: Near the climax of Chapter I.
477	* LegacyCharacter: Link has appeared twice so far in The Insane Quest. It's implied that it wasn't the same Link that made these two appearances.
478	* SuddenlyVoiced: Unlike in the Zelda games, where Link was perpetually silent, the Hero Of Time actually gets quite a bit of dialogue in The Insane Quest.
479
480	%%!![[VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes Travis Touchdown]]
481
482	%%The notorious member of the United Assassins Assosiation. When Travis is first encountered by Smoosh, it is revealed that the assassin is currently training with Miyamoto, who intends to prepare him for his ranked assassin matches that have been sabotaged by Doosh. For reasons currently unknown, Travis ans his hometown of Santa Destroy were targeted by Doosh, and despite Smoosh's best efforts, much of the city was destroyed as a result. Travis was last seen at the end of Chapter III, but WordOfGod has assured us that this won't be his last appearance.
483
484	%%* BadassInDistress: He was kidnapped by Creator/GeorgeLucas at one point.
485	%%* ClusterFBomb: But of course.
486	%%* DoomedHometown: Santa Destroy
487	%%* GuestStarPartyMember
488	%%* [[KatanasAreJustBetter (Beam) Katanas Are Just Better]]
489	%%* {{Otaku}}
490
491	!!Yvette Wafflesworth
492
493	Washington's mother, a caring woman who was accidentally transformed into an anthropomorphic porpoise. Smoosh is sent by Nintendoki to Washington's home in Manorspace to retrieve her as an item on his list.
494
495	%%* {{Animorphism}}
496	* IWantGrandkids: She seems eager to pressure Washington into finding a nice girl and getting married, much to his embarrassment.
497	%%* ShipperOnDeck
498
499	%%!!Nicodemus Wafflesworth
500
501	%%Washington's father, a chemist who was transformed into a floating, tentacled eyeball after ingesting a mysterious substance known as [[AppliedPhlebotinum "phlebotinum"]].
502
503	%%* {{Animorphism}}: Sort of.
504	%%* FacelessEye: A rare, non-villainous example.
505	%%* PapaWolf
506	%%* TheUnintelligible
507	%%** IntelligibleUnintelligible: According to Washington, he's quite the comedian.
508
509	%%!!Andre and Rios
510
511	%%Two guys who were transformed into evil penguins by Hoar. They had originally signed up to join Smoosh at the same time as the others at the beginning of the RP, but a series of unlucky events caused them to be forgotten and stranded in Japan.
512
513	%%* {{Animorphism}}
514	%%* [[AscendedExtra Ascended Extras]]
515	%%* MissedTheCall
516	%%* SmallNameBigEgo: Andre.
517
518	!!Perracious
519
520	An amnesiac stuffed animal who's been lost in the corridors of Wafflesworth Manor for years. [[spoiler: He may or may not be an old friend of Luna's who was previously presumed dead.]]
521
522	* ChekhovsGunman: [[spoiler: He was briefly mentioned in Luna's flashback, where it was believed he was killed by Sola.]]
523	%%* GuestStarPartyMember
524	%%* LaserGuidedAmnesia
525	%%* LivingToys
526	* NonActionGuy: While he does fight to some extent, he generally avoids it when he has the chance.
527	%%* NotQuiteDead
528	* PsychicPowers: Mostly limited to levitation, as far as anyone can tell.
529	%%* QuintessentialBritishGentleman
530
531	[[/folder]]
532
533	[[folder: Doosh]]
534
535	The equal and opposite to Smoosh. With the exception of Sola, [[spoiler: who turns out to be Luna's cousin]], all of the members of Doosh were Dopplegangers of Smoosh created by Segami in order to inflict as much chaos and destruction into the universe as possible. The team mainly consists of the BizarroWorld clones of Smoosh's members, though there have been some exceptions to this rule.
536
537	!!Tropes that apply to more than one member of Doosh:
538
539	* ArtificialHuman: They are described as being Dopplegangers, beings made of "living data" created using [[FunctionalMagic HAX]]
540	* BalanceBetweenGoodAndEvil: Unintentional, but since Dopplegangers are forced to have traits that contrast those of the "Original", that means they also have the opposite alignment. If an Original becomes evil, his or her Doppleganger will become good, and vise-versa.
541	* BizarroWorld: The main gimmick behind each Doosh member is that they are the complete opposite of their Smoosh counterpart in nearly every way.
542	* CharacterDevelopment: An unintentional side effect of their creation, Dopplegangers start out simply having a personality that contrasts the Original's in every way, but eventually they may begin to develop other traits, even those that are similar to the Original's (though it's said to be rare for this to happen)
543	* DistaffCounterpart / OppositeSexClone: Some of the Doosh members are the opposite gender of their Smoosh counterparts, such as Ember (Frost), Nie (Ein), and Shi (Jack)
544	%%* EvilTwin / EvilCounterpart
545	%%* ThePsychoRangers
546	* SdrawkcabName: Many of the Doosh members' names are simply the names of the Smoosh members spelt backwards, such as Eca (Ace), Latrom (Mortal), Nie (Ein), and Eidde (Eddie).
547	* {{Synchronization}}: A sort of one-sided example. If a member of Smoosh dies, there Doosh counterpart ceases to exist. The Smooshers, however, seem to be able to kill the Doosh members without suffering any ill effects.
548
549	!!Sola Soulhawk
550
551	The leader of Doosh and Segami's second-in-command. Sola is the counterpart to Luna Ravenheart, and in one of Luna's flashbacks we learn she is also [[spoiler: Luna's cousin.]] In contrast to Luna's kindness and caring demeanor, Sola is a cold-blooded killer who is seemingly incaable of remorse. Her true intentions are as-of-yet unknown.
552
553	%%* ColdBloodedTorture
554	%%* DarkActionGirl
555	%%* DepravedBisexual
556	%%* TheDragon
557	* ElementalPowers: She has power over salsa. MUCH more dangerous than it sounds.
558	%%* EvilRedhead
559	%%* EvilTwin / EvilCounterpart: To Luna.
560	%%* HeroKiller
561	%%* KnightOfCerebus
562	%%* LickingTheBlade
563	* MeaningfulName: Sola meaning, 'Sol' (Sun).
564	* NightmareFuel: During Luna's aforementioned flashback, an immobilized Luna is left chained to a throne while Sola prepares to torture her with a pair of scissors.
565	* PaletteSwap: Of Luna, making their polar-opposite personalities all the more unnerving.
566	* StartOfDarkness: [[spoiler: Hinted at in Luna's flashback.]]
567	%%* TakeThatKiss: Does this to Luna twice.
568
569	!!Eca Urotos
570
571	The Doosh counterpart of Ace Sotoru. Eca is an antisocial, diabolical mastermind.
572
573	%%* AffablyEvil
574	%%* TheEvilGenius
575	%%* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking
576	* ImprobableWeaponUser: He fights with...a sex toy (fortunately, the appearance of said toy is never described.)
577	%%* ManOfWealthAndTaste
578	%%* StraightGay
579
580	%%!!Latrom
581
582	%%Mortal's Doosh counterpart. so far he has yet to be seen and has only been referred to, so not much is known about him.
583
584	%%* TheGhost: For now...
585
586	!!Eidde Nehoc
587
588	The Doosh counterpart of Eddie Cohen. Eidde is a dumb brute of a werewolf who wields a weapon known as the "Sword Sword".
589
590	%%* TheBrute
591	* {{Dissimile}}: "He kind of looks like Jacob from ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]'', but not!"
592	* DumbMuscle: Even HulkSpeak is a challenge for him.
593	* KatanasAreJustBetter: His personal weapon, the "Sword Sword" is a katana with several smaller katanas attatched to it.
594	%%* NeutralEvil
595
596	%%!!Dr. Nie Algaewood
597
598	%%A young, attractive japanese nurse and the Doosh counterpart to Ein. In contrast to Ein, Nie is well-mannered and perfectly sane.
599
600	%%* AffablyEvil
601	%%* CombatMedic
602	%%* DarkActionGirl
603	%%* HospitalHottie
604
605	!!Jefferson
606
607	A miniature blue polar bear and patriotic American, Jefferson is the Doosh counterpart to Washington.
608
609	* AmazingTechnicolorWildlife: He's a blue polar bear.
610	%%* BrooklynRage
611	%%* CoolShades
612	* EagleLand: Type 2. PlayedForLaughs, since Snow and most of the game's participants are American.
613	* ImprobableWeaponUser: A swiss army knife that can be used as a boomerang, anyone?
614	%%* NeutralEvil
615	* ThemeNaming: Both Jefferson and Washington are named after former U.S. Presidents, although it was unintentional for the latter.
616
617	%%!!Shi the Iguana
618
619	%%Jack's Doosh counterpart. A female terrorist armed with homemade explosives.
620
621	%%* DarkActionGirl
622	%%* FlashStep
623	%%* MadBomber
624	%%* NonMammalMammaries
625
626	!!Ember
627
628	The Queen of Order, Ember is a logical, intelligent young woman and the Doosh counterpart of Frost. As her name implies, she posesses pyrokinesis to contrast Frost's cryokinetic powers.
629
630	* [[spoiler: AlasPoorVillain: Eddie ponders after her death whether she was truly evil or simply being manipulated by Sola and Segami.]]
631	* DuelBoss: She challenges Frost to a one-on-one duel inside the Infinite Trophy Case.
632	%%* [[spoiler: KilledOffForReal]]
633	* OrderVersusChaos: Inverted- Ember, the Queen of Order, is evil, while Frost, the King of Random, is good.
634	%%* PlayingWithFire
635
636	!![[Manga/PandoraHearts The Cheshire Cat]]
637
638	The newest addition to Doosh, introduced in Chapter V. The Cat's reasons for joining Doosh are uncertain, although he appears to be convinced that Smoosh are nothing more than vile underlings of the "evil" god Nintendoki and must be punished accordingly. Since his debut as a boss character in Chapter V, it's hard to say whether or not he'll ever be seen again.
639
640	* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: According to WordOfGod, The Insane Quest's universe exists separately from the canon ''Manga/PandoraHearts'' universe, so the IQ universe's Cheshire may deviate from the "canon" one's behavior.
641	* ConservationOfNinjitsu: He's capable of holding off nine Smoosh members at once! That is, until he lets his guard down...
642	%%* HumanShield: He uses Luna as one during the fight with Smoosh.
643	* HiddenAgendaVillain: He seems to have some connection with Luna, possibly part of his motivation for pursuing Smoosh.
644	%%* HissBeforeFleeing
645	* TeamPet: Ember claims that this is his role in Doosh, though he's really more of a villainous SixthRanger.
646
647	[[/folder]]
648
649	[[folder: The Original Smoosh]]
650
651	The first team of mercenaries assembled by Nintendoki, two thousand years prior to the "current" Smoosh. Not much is known about them at this point, except that, like the current Smoosh, they were tasked with collecting a list of items for Nintendoki, and [[spoiler: were somehow banished to another dimension after pillaging Luna's home world in search of the last item on said list: the Miracle Thread.]]
652
653	!!Dolphin
654
655	A mysterious gunman last seen searching for the final item on Nintendoki's list. [[spoiler: He battles Link in Luna's flashback, right before the castle they are inside of comes crashing down around them.]]
656
657	* BigDamnHeroes: [[spoiler: Subverted in Luna's flashback. Right when Sola is about to begin torturing Luna, Dolphin jumps in, only to threaten to kill them both unless they tell him where to find the Miracle Thread. It then becomes ''double subverted'' when Link shows up to stop him.]]
658	%%* TheDragon: He'll probably end up filling this role for Nintendoki
659	%%* TheGunslinger
660	* NonIndicativeName: As far as we can tell, he has nothing to do with aquatic mammals of any kind.
661	** HandCannon: Apparently, it is capable of blasting a sizeable hole in a stone wall.
662
663	%%!!Mari
664
665	%%A strange girl trapped in the same dimension as her former teammate, Queeny. Seems to enjoy hitting the bong quite a bit.
666
667	%%* MoralityPet: She appears to be one of these for Nintendoki
668	%%* TheStoner
669
670	%%!!Queeny
671
672	%%Another member of the Original Smoosh forced to spend an eternity with Mari.
673
674	%%* PaperFanOfDoom: Possibly implied in her introduction to be her
675	%%* [[StraightMan Straight Woman]]: When paired up with Mari, this seems to be the case.
676	%%* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pizza.
677
678	[[/folder]]
679
680
681	[[folder: Other Villains]]
682
683	Other miscellaneous villains and antagonists Smoosh has run into.
684
685	!!Segami
686
687	The evil deity and arch-rival of Nintendoki, Segami is the primary antagonist in the Insane Quest. In the same fashion that Nintendoki created Smoosh to do his bidding, Segami created Doosh to oppose the heroes.
688
689	%%* AngstNuke: Whenever he gets angry.
690	%%* BigBad
691	%%* EvilCounterpart: To Nintendoki
692	* ForTheEvulz: His true goal is currently unknown, but being a deity of pure evil, this might be his goal.
693	%%* GodOfEvil
694	* ThemeNaming: Nintendoki and Segami's names are a ShoutOut to the rivalry that occurred between Creator/{{Nintendo}} and Creator/{{Sega}} during the 1980's, respectively.
695	%%* YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm
696
697	!!Chibi
698
699	The octopus-like monster encountered by Smoosh during their stay in Japan. Chibi was a pet owned by the pimp known as Big Mac until he was slain by the heroes. Later, Smoosh ran into Chibi again in Hell, only now as a zombie.
700
701	%%* AdvancingWallOfDoom: As Zombie Chibi
702	%%* CombatTentacles
703	%%* ImplacableMan: In his zombified form.
704	* MemeticMolester: In-universe, Smoosh is often wary of him for this reason.
705	%%* NeutralEvil
706	%%* OurZombiesAreDifferent
707	%%* ViewerGenderConfusion: Mostly due to...
708	* VillainousCrossdresser: He tried to kill Miyamoto for stealing his panties.
709
710	!!Bobby Kotick
711
712	The real-life CEO of Creator/{{Activision}}, The Insane Quest portrays Kotick as a greedy, money-obsessed tyrant (which isn't too far off the mark, actually), as well as [[spoiler: the devil himself.]] After fighting Smoosh, he was reduced to his true form, a Gollum-like creature, and presumed dead. He was also seen in Luna's flashback.
713
714	%%* AnticlimaxBoss
715	* ClippedWingAngel: His true form is a weak little Gollum-like creature.
716	%%* CorruptCorporateExecutive
717	%%* [[spoiler: TheDevilIsALoser]]
718	%%* ThePowerOfRock: How Smoosh manages to defeat him.
719	* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Upon losing his fight against Smoosh, the only thing he laments about is how much money he's going to lose because of this.
720	%%* [[spoiler: {{Satan}}]]
721
722	!!Hades
723
724	The former ruler of the Underworld before it was taken over by [[spoiler: Bobby Kotick]] and renamed Hell. Hades is portayed in the Insane Quest as his [[DisneyHercules Disney]] incarnation.
725
726	%%* CrackPairing: With [[spoiler: Hoar]]
727	%%* TheDragon: To [[spoiler: Kotick]], albeit grudgingly.
728	* DragonAscendant: After [[spoiler: Kotick]] isd out of the picture, Hades takes over Hell and changes its name back to the Underworld.
729	** Unfortunately, [[spoiler: his reign doesn't last very long, as he's brutally curbstomped by Pincus two chapters later.]]
730	* EverybodyHatesHades: Subverted. Sure, he's a total JerkAss, but he's actually the lesser of two evils, and after he takes over The Underworld it is implied that he intends to make it a much more bearable place.
731	* EverythingsBetterWithRainbows: He certainly seems to think so.
732	* HijackedByJesus: Analysed- When the polytheistic Greek and Roman religions were abolished in favour of Christianity, Hades ended up being demoted from god of the Underworld to a subordinate of the devil, much to his chagrin.
733	* TheStarscream: He turns on [[spoiler: Kotick]] and helps Smoosh defeat him.
734	* TookALevelInJerkass: He was a JerkAss in the disney movie to begin with, but the Insane Quest manages to take it up to eleven.
735	%%* WildCard
736
737	!!Master Meowmellow Zepul
738
739	A talking cat and master of the Drunken Ninjas, Zepul is the arch-rival of Lupez. An expert in the art of "kitjutsu", Zepul and his Ninjas travel the 69 Worlds in a flying temple.
740
741	%%* CallingYourAttacks
742	%%* CatsAreMean
743	%%* InspectorJavert
744	%%* {{Invisibility}}
745	%%* {{Ninja}}
746	%%* TheRival: To Lupez.
747	* SdrawkcabName: Last name, at least.
748	* VerbalTic: Tends to add "Meow-ha!" to the end of most of his sentances.
749	%%* VoluntaryShapeshifting
750
751	!!Cotton Monster [[spoiler: A.K.A. Cotton Buddy]]
752
753	A monster that attacked our heroes in Chapter V. Nitendoki defeated it when his BerserkButton got pushed. However, one cotton ball survived and befriended Mortal, with Mortal renaming it Cotton Buddy.
754
755	%%* DefeatMeansFriendship
756	* {{Expy}}: It looks a lot like [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Muk]], doesn't it?
757	* HiveMind: Possibly, as the individual cotton balls have shown to behave on their own.
758	%%* SatelliteCharacter: Becomes one to Mortal after being defeated.
759
760	!!Mark Pincus
761
762	The founder of game company Zynga and [[spoiler: the newest ruler of Hell]]. Pincus's original plan was to rise to power by [[spoiler: taking out Kotick, only to discover that Smoosh and Hades have beaten him to it. This doesn't phase him, though, as he just gets rid of Hades instead.]]
763
764	* CastingAShadow / DarkIsEvil: Most of his powers seen so far are darkness-related.
765	* CurbStompBattle: Delivers one to both Zombie Chibi and Hades
766	* {{Expy}}: His personality is tweaked a bit to resemble that of [[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami]].
767	* EvilerThanThou: He's about twice as big of a threat as Kotick ever was.
768	* PreMortemOneLiner: "I'm Mark Pincus, motherfucker." gunshot
769	** Somewhat of a subversion, as the person he shot didn't actually die.
770
771	!!Irving Wafflesworth
772
773	Washington's twin brother, a brutish thug and black market sock salesman with a gangster motif. He was hired by Nintendoki to retrieve Luna's socks.
774
775	* {{Animorphism}}: He was transformed into an anthropomorphic shark.
776	* AttackItsWeakPoint: Like real-life sharks, he can be temporarily stunned by a punch in the nose.
777	%%* BigBrotherBully
778	%%* CainAndAbel: With Washington.
779	%%* DamnItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster
780	* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: Possible subversion in that [[spoiler: He kidnapped her just to frame Washington]]
781	* ExtremeOmnivore: Irving can eat anything. (Except dairy products. He's lactose intolerant.)
782	* JerkAss: The guy practically wrote the book on douchebaggery.
783	* TheMole: He was working with Nintendoki to get Luna's socks.
784	* OneWingedAngel: [[http://images.wikia.com/insanequest/images/8/8c/Gangster_Shark_by_Rhadamanthus39.jpg Here's Irving as he regularly appears,]][[http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/200/0/a/Awesome_Shark_II_by_Rhadamanthus39.jpg and here is SUPER IRVING.]]
785	%%* ShockAndAwe / PlayingWithFire: Super Irving.
786	%%* ThreateningShark
787	[[/folder]]
788
789	[[folder: Smoosh (Retired)]]
790
791	Player characters who have been Put On A Bus because their players left the RP.
792
793	!!Ace Sotoru [[spoiler: Created by Finalhazard]]
794
795	Ace is a long-running member of Smoosh. He started like everybody else: not serious. But, he's been as badass as everybody else. Hailing from the planet who-knows-where, Ace had fire powers. Ace has been known to be PutOnABus repeatedly, and after the return from his last hiatus he became a cyborg ninja after a run-in with a MadScientist. Ace also is probably the member with the most romantic interest with Luna.
796
797	* AbusiveParents: According to his [[Film/TheDarkKnight Suspiciously familiar-sounding]] story about his father.
798	%%* TheAce
799	%%* BadassBoast: Ace loves these.
800	* CharacterizationMarchesOn: He started off being a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} JiveTurkey, but as time went on he became more of a typical depiction of TheHero.
801	* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Occurs when he meets [[StraightGay Eca]] for the first time.
802	* MidSeasonUpgrade: Into a [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot cyborg ninja]], apparently.
803	* MysteriousPast: Possibly overlapping with MultipleChoicePast.
804	* ParodySue: He's this or [[MartyStu the real deal]].
805	%%* PlayingWithFire
806	%%* PutOnABus
807	%%** TheBusCameBack
808	%%*** And then it left again.
809	* SelfMadeOrphan: Claims to have killed his father in self-defense, although some of the other characters believe he's just making the whole thing up.
810	* ShipperOnDeck: He seems to think that Luna and Nico are a couple, despite being romantically involved with Luna himself.
811	%%* SmallNameBigEgo
812	* VoluntaryShapeshifting: He's disguised himself as Luna on two different occasions.
813
814	%%!!Omni Bro [[spoiler: created by Fire Bro]]
815
816	%%Omni is a member of the Koopa Troop from the Franchise/SuperMarioBros universe. Unlike most other "Bros", Omni preferred not to specialize in one form of combat and instead became a jack-of-all-trades, causing the other Bros to make fun of him. Sue to his gold shell color, Omni also ends up getting robbed a lot by people who suspect him to be wealthy.
817
818	%%* AllOfTheOtherReindeer
819	%%* AnIcePerson
820	%%* NeutralGood
821	%%* PlayingWithFire
822	%%* PutOnABus
823	%%* TotallyRadical: At times.
824
825	!!Pika
826
827	An English-speaking [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]] and a grizzled war vet, Pika was a short-lived member of Smoosh before his mysterious disappearance (aka Player inactivity). Pika has seen many a bloody battle, and is always willing to help the other Smoosh members with his combat experience.
828
829	%%* BadassAdorable
830	* BreakTheCutie: Fighting in the war made him go from RidiculouslyCuteCritter to ShellShockedVeteran.
831	%%* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome
832	%%* GunsAkimbo
833	%%* ShellShockedVeteran: See above.
834	%%* ShockAndAwe
835
836	!!Orlando Greaves
837
838	A laid-back hippie whom Smoosh met in Chapter IV. Greaves is a psychic, but his powers come with a twist: he can see into the future, but only when he's stoned. This has driven Orlando into becoming a drug-crazed hippie of sorts, but he's still a fountain of wisdom for the other characters to listen to.
839
840	%%* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome
841	* DrugsAreBad: Unless you're psychic, in which case they let you see into the future.
842	* HairyHammerspace: His dreadlocks.
843	%%* NeutralGood
844	%%* NewAgeRetroHippie
845	* RequiredSecondaryPowers: Since he can only see into the future when he's high, he's developed an immunity to the negative effects of most drugs.
846	%%* {{Seer\|s}}
847	%%* TheStoner
848	%%** EruditeStoner
849
850	!!Zel of the Whites Leaves
851
852	Zel is a {{Ninja}} who assisted Smoosh during Chapter 4. His stay as a member of Smoosh was brief, so not much is known about his personality, except that he is an energetic, optimistic ninja who is esager to show off his abilities.
853
854	%%* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome
855	* CompositeCharacter: Imagine if Manga/{{Bleach}} and Manga/{{Naruto}} had a baby, and then that baby was spliced with DNA from Franchise/{{Pokemon}}. That would result in Zel.
856	* CovertPervert: He was ''very'' excited to learn that he was going to help the team rescue a scantily-clad fox-girl.
857	%%* {{Ninja}} Particularly a {{Technicolor Ninja\|s}}.
858	%%* RealMenWearPink
859	%%* ShockAndAwe
860	* SummonMagic: used to summon ninja versions of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Eeveelutions]].
861
862	%%!!Sendiel
863
864	%%The recent addition to Smoosh, as well as the least active. Not much is known about Sendiel, but he appears to be hyperactive, spontaneous, and impulsive. He has now officially been PutOnABus due to inactivity.
865
866	%%* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome
867	%%* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
868	%%* TheLoad
869	%%* MindOverMatter

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