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* AlliterativeName: His first and last name begin with "B".
* AmbiguouslyBi: While he started the competition for the sole purpose of finding a girlfriend, Bean Bag allowed and had personally asked three guys and a non-binary person to join since he's not ''that'' picky. Still, his preference skews toward the girls but judges them equally as the rest of the genders.
* AmbiguouslyBi: While he started the competition for the sole purpose of finding a girlfriend, Bean Bag allowed and had personally asked three guys and a non-binary person to join since he's not ''that'' picky. Still, his preference skews toward the girls but judges them equally as the rest of the genders.
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* AlliterativeName: His first and last name begin begins with "B".
* AmbiguouslyBi: While he started the competition for the sole purpose of finding a girlfriend, Bean Bag allowed and had personally asked three guys anda non-binary person an enby to join since he's not ''that'' picky. Still, his preference skews toward the girls but judges them equally as the rest of the genders.
* AmbiguouslyBi: While he started the competition for the sole purpose of finding a girlfriend, Bean Bag allowed and had personally asked three guys and
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%%* GameShowHost:
* KavorkaMan: He's a stereotypical fat, slightly rude character in ObjectShows yet somehow manages to get 8 complete strangers (Four females, three males and a non-binary) to compete for his love with most of them being completely sincere about it. The first episode's thumbnail has Box of Chocolates, Valentine's Card and (uncharacteristically) Flower Bouquet fonding over him.
* KavorkaMan: He's a stereotypical fat, slightly rude character in ObjectShows yet somehow manages to get 8 complete strangers (Four females, three males and a non-binary) to compete for his love with most of them being completely sincere about it. The first episode's thumbnail has Box of Chocolates, Valentine's Card and (uncharacteristically) Flower Bouquet fonding over him.
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* KavorkaMan: He's
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* RepetitiveName: "Actual" and "Real" in his name mean the same thing so he might as well be called "Real Real[[note]]or Actual Actual[[/note]] Heart".
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* RepetitiveName: "Actual" and "Real" in his name mean the same thing so he might as well be called "Real Real[[note]]or Actual Actual[[/note]] Heart".
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: She seemed fairly normal in her introduction but proved otherwise in all the wrong ways.
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: She seemed fairly normal in her introduction but proved had proven otherwise in all the wrong ways.ways.
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* AmbiguouslyBi: His willingness to be Bean Bag's boyfriend is questionable since he made it clear how much he misses his wife. It's implied he joined the competition OnTheRebound to try (and fail) get over her.
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* AmbiguouslyBi: His willingness to be Bean Bag's boyfriend is questionable since he made it clear how much he misses his wife. It's implied he joined the competition OnTheRebound to try (and fail) to get over her.
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* AnthropomorphicVice: She's a living white wine bottle who downs alcohol like it's wine.
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[[caption-width-right:350:The newest season of ''Series/TheBachelor'' sure looks strange...[[note]]'''From Left to Far Right:''' Bean Bag, Flower, Love Lock, Box of Chocolates, Valentine's Card, Actual Real Heart, Divorce Papers, Cheap Chardonnay and Restraining Order[[/note]]]]
[[foldercontrol]]
!!The Host
[[folder:Bean Bag]]
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[[caption-width-right:250:Our lovely host and eligible bachelor]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Male
A bean bag chair whose main motivation of acquiring a girlfriend (or [[AmbiguouslyBi Boyfriend]]) drove him to host ''The Almost Valentinesly Object Show'' in the first place. Despite being this desperate, he still got standards for what he wants in a partner.
----
* AlliterativeName: His first and last name begin with "B".
* AmbiguouslyBi: While he started the competition for the sole purpose of finding a girlfriend, Bean Bag allowed and had personally asked three guys and a non-binary person to join since he's not ''that'' picky. Still, his preference skews toward the girls but judges them equally as the rest of the genders.
%%* BreakingTheFourthWall:
* CharacterTic: Always seen sitting down since he's too fat to even stand up.
%%* EveryoneHasStandards:
%%* GameShowHost:
* KavorkaMan: He's a stereotypical fat, slightly rude character in ObjectShows yet somehow manages to get 8 complete strangers (Four females, three males and a non-binary) to compete for his love with most of them being completely sincere about it. The first episode's thumbnail has Box of Chocolates, Valentine's Card and (uncharacteristically) Flower Bouquet fonding over him.
[[/folder]]
!!The Contestants
[[folder:Actual Real Heart]]
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[[caption-width-right:200:Beat still my heart.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Male
An anatomically correct, beating human heart.
----
* HomemadeSweaterFromHell: His tacky sweater reading "Actual Real Heart X Bean Bag" made Bean Bag certainly thinks so since he immediately put Actual Real Heart up for elimination.
* RepetitiveName: "Actual" and "Real" in his name mean the same thing so he might as well be called "Real Real[[note]]or Actual Actual[[/note]] Heart".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Box of Chocolates]]
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[[caption-width-right:200:Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. So choose me ''or else''!]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Female
A heart-shaped box of chocolates who is the most determined in winning Bean Bag's love. [[{{Yandere}} You know what that means...]]
----
* AmbiguousSituation: In the very first episode, Bean Bag disqualifies her for being "too scary" but didn't clarify whether it's for the challenge or the entire show as she wasn't put up for voting. The viewers would have to wait around a year for an answer when the next episode comes out.
* BitchInSheepsClothing: She seemed fairly normal in her introduction but proved otherwise in all the wrong ways.
%%* ScaryTeeth:
%%* SlasherSmile:
* WickedHeartSymbol: She's in the shape of a heart and the [[{{Yandere}} most unstable]] of the potential suitors.
* {{Yandere}}: Box of Chocolates unhealthily expresses her love for Bean Bag through her overly-possessive nature, calling him "My Love" whilst shoving food down his throat. Understandably, Bean Bag disqualifies her and gets dragged away kicking and screaming from the game.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cheap Chardonnay]]
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[[caption-width-right:135:'''[[{{Gasshole}} *Burps*]]''']]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Female
A bottle of cheap chardonnay wine. Always seen drunk and constantly burping from all that booze.
----
* AlliterativeName: Two "C"s in '''C'''heap '''C'''hardonnay
* AnthropomorphicVice: She's a living white wine bottle who downs alcohol like it's wine.
* LadyDrunk: Perpetually drunk, [[{{Gasshole}} burps a lot]] and offered Bean Bag a drink as a gift which he declines.
* {{Gasshole}}: Her first and only line so far was to let out a huge belch.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Divorce Papers]]
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[[caption-width-right:200:"I miss my wife..."]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Male
A depressive pile of divorce papers absolutely wrecked and devastated over his wife, Marriage Papers, leaving him.
-----
* AmbiguouslyBi: His willingness to be Bean Bag's boyfriend is questionable since he made it clear how much he misses his wife. It's implied he joined the competition OnTheRebound to try (and fail) get over her.
%%* OnTheRebound:
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Flower Bouquet]]
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[[caption-width-right:175:Here's some flowers or whatever.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Female
A bouquet of flowers.
----
* FlatWhat: Her reaction when Bean Bag exclaims her gift of the dancing character in her head is "[their] first child".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Love Lock]]
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[[caption-width-right:200:The love we share is under lock and key.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Non-Binary
A heart-shaped lock who is very chill and nonchalant.
----
* AlliterativeName: '''L'''ove '''L'''ock.
* NonHumanNonBinary: They are a sentient lock who identifies as such.
* TokenMinority: They are the only non-binary person competing in Bean Bag's competition.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Restraining Order]]
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[[caption-width-right:200:Long distance or not, you will always be close to me.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Male
A restraining order. He's a nice guy and all but is extremely distanced in a [[HollywoodRestrainingOrder very literal sense]].
----
* HollywoodRestrainingOrder: For some reason, he can't get close to the rest of the cast and is always very far away in the background on account of being a restraining order. This hinders his efforts in challenges since Bean Bag cannot see or hear him well from where he's sitting.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Valentine's Card]]
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[[caption-width-right:200:You have such a way with words.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Female
A valentine's day card with a heart. She's fittingly the romantic type, using words to sway Bean bag, though she can be quite jealous of others.
----
* ClingyJealousGirl: Not to the same extent as [[{{Yandere}} Box of Chocolates]], she can barely hold her disdain for those whose efforts are noticed by Bean Bag over hers through gritted teeth.
%%* HeartSymbol:
[[/folder]]
[[caption-width-right:350:The newest season of ''Series/TheBachelor'' sure looks strange...[[note]]'''From Left to Far Right:''' Bean Bag, Flower, Love Lock, Box of Chocolates, Valentine's Card, Actual Real Heart, Divorce Papers, Cheap Chardonnay and Restraining Order[[/note]]]]
[[foldercontrol]]
!!The Host
[[folder:Bean Bag]]
[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yearsanimations_the_almost_valentinesly_object_show_episode_1_love_you_baby_cool_new_pop_song_lyrics_o_acjeb0zo4_900x506_0m17s.png]]
[[caption-width-right:250:Our lovely host and eligible bachelor]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Male
A bean bag chair whose main motivation of acquiring a girlfriend (or [[AmbiguouslyBi Boyfriend]]) drove him to host ''The Almost Valentinesly Object Show'' in the first place. Despite being this desperate, he still got standards for what he wants in a partner.
----
* AlliterativeName: His first and last name begin with "B".
* AmbiguouslyBi: While he started the competition for the sole purpose of finding a girlfriend, Bean Bag allowed and had personally asked three guys and a non-binary person to join since he's not ''that'' picky. Still, his preference skews toward the girls but judges them equally as the rest of the genders.
%%* BreakingTheFourthWall:
* CharacterTic: Always seen sitting down since he's too fat to even stand up.
%%* EveryoneHasStandards:
%%* GameShowHost:
* KavorkaMan: He's a stereotypical fat, slightly rude character in ObjectShows yet somehow manages to get 8 complete strangers (Four females, three males and a non-binary) to compete for his love with most of them being completely sincere about it. The first episode's thumbnail has Box of Chocolates, Valentine's Card and (uncharacteristically) Flower Bouquet fonding over him.
[[/folder]]
!!The Contestants
[[folder:Actual Real Heart]]
[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yearsanimations_the_almost_valentinesly_object_show_episode_1_love_you_baby_cool_new_pop_song_lyrics_o_acjeb0zo4_900x506_0m49s.png]]
[[caption-width-right:200:Beat still my heart.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Male
An anatomically correct, beating human heart.
----
* HomemadeSweaterFromHell: His tacky sweater reading "Actual Real Heart X Bean Bag" made Bean Bag certainly thinks so since he immediately put Actual Real Heart up for elimination.
* RepetitiveName: "Actual" and "Real" in his name mean the same thing so he might as well be called "Real Real[[note]]or Actual Actual[[/note]] Heart".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Box of Chocolates]]
[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yearsanimations_the_almost_valentinesly_object_show_episode_1_love_you_baby_cool_new_pop_song_lyrics_o_acjeb0zo4_853x480_0m43s.png]]
[[caption-width-right:200:Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. So choose me ''or else''!]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Female
A heart-shaped box of chocolates who is the most determined in winning Bean Bag's love. [[{{Yandere}} You know what that means...]]
----
* AmbiguousSituation: In the very first episode, Bean Bag disqualifies her for being "too scary" but didn't clarify whether it's for the challenge or the entire show as she wasn't put up for voting. The viewers would have to wait around a year for an answer when the next episode comes out.
* BitchInSheepsClothing: She seemed fairly normal in her introduction but proved otherwise in all the wrong ways.
%%* ScaryTeeth:
%%* SlasherSmile:
* WickedHeartSymbol: She's in the shape of a heart and the [[{{Yandere}} most unstable]] of the potential suitors.
* {{Yandere}}: Box of Chocolates unhealthily expresses her love for Bean Bag through her overly-possessive nature, calling him "My Love" whilst shoving food down his throat. Understandably, Bean Bag disqualifies her and gets dragged away kicking and screaming from the game.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cheap Chardonnay]]
[[quoteright:135:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yearsanimations_the_almost_valentinesly_object_show_episode_1_love_you_baby_cool_new_pop_song_lyrics_o_acjeb0zo4_853x480_0m52s.png]]
[[caption-width-right:135:'''[[{{Gasshole}} *Burps*]]''']]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Female
A bottle of cheap chardonnay wine. Always seen drunk and constantly burping from all that booze.
----
* AlliterativeName: Two "C"s in '''C'''heap '''C'''hardonnay
* AnthropomorphicVice: She's a living white wine bottle who downs alcohol like it's wine.
* LadyDrunk: Perpetually drunk, [[{{Gasshole}} burps a lot]] and offered Bean Bag a drink as a gift which he declines.
* {{Gasshole}}: Her first and only line so far was to let out a huge belch.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Divorce Papers]]
[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yearsanimations_the_almost_valentinesly_object_show_episode_1_love_you_baby_cool_new_pop_song_lyrics_o_acjeb0zo4_853x480_0m50s.png]]
[[caption-width-right:200:"I miss my wife..."]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Male
A depressive pile of divorce papers absolutely wrecked and devastated over his wife, Marriage Papers, leaving him.
-----
* AmbiguouslyBi: His willingness to be Bean Bag's boyfriend is questionable since he made it clear how much he misses his wife. It's implied he joined the competition OnTheRebound to try (and fail) get over her.
%%* OnTheRebound:
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Flower Bouquet]]
[[quoteright:175:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yearsanimations_the_almost_valentinesly_object_show_episode_1_love_you_baby_cool_new_pop_song_lyrics_o_acjeb0zo4_853x480_0m44s.png]]
[[caption-width-right:175:Here's some flowers or whatever.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Female
A bouquet of flowers.
----
* FlatWhat: Her reaction when Bean Bag exclaims her gift of the dancing character in her head is "[their] first child".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Love Lock]]
[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yearsanimations_the_almost_valentinesly_object_show_episode_1_love_you_baby_cool_new_pop_song_lyrics_o_acjeb0zo4_853x480_0m47s.png]]
[[caption-width-right:200:The love we share is under lock and key.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Non-Binary
A heart-shaped lock who is very chill and nonchalant.
----
* AlliterativeName: '''L'''ove '''L'''ock.
* NonHumanNonBinary: They are a sentient lock who identifies as such.
* TokenMinority: They are the only non-binary person competing in Bean Bag's competition.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Restraining Order]]
[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yearsanimations_the_almost_valentinesly_object_show_episode_1_love_you_baby_cool_new_pop_song_lyrics_o_acjeb0zo4_853x480_0m55s.png]]
[[caption-width-right:200:Long distance or not, you will always be close to me.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Male
A restraining order. He's a nice guy and all but is extremely distanced in a [[HollywoodRestrainingOrder very literal sense]].
----
* HollywoodRestrainingOrder: For some reason, he can't get close to the rest of the cast and is always very far away in the background on account of being a restraining order. This hinders his efforts in challenges since Bean Bag cannot see or hear him well from where he's sitting.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Valentine's Card]]
[[quoteright:200:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/yearsanimations_the_almost_valentinesly_object_show_episode_1_love_you_baby_cool_new_pop_song_lyrics_o_acjeb0zo4_853x480_0m40s_0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:200:You have such a way with words.]]
->'''Placement:''' [[spoiler:TBA]]
->'''Voiced by:''' [=YearsAnimations=]
->'''Gender:''' Female
A valentine's day card with a heart. She's fittingly the romantic type, using words to sway Bean bag, though she can be quite jealous of others.
----
* ClingyJealousGirl: Not to the same extent as [[{{Yandere}} Box of Chocolates]], she can barely hold her disdain for those whose efforts are noticed by Bean Bag over hers through gritted teeth.
%%* HeartSymbol:
[[/folder]]
