History Characters / ERBSeason1

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* AcceptableTargets: Rounds out his first verse by accusing Seuss of writing ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.

* BadassBaritone: Deep voiced and aggressive.

* BadassBaritone: His voice is not as deep as some of the other examples, but it's still lower than Kirk's at any rate.

* MechanicallyUnusualFighter: He is the only title "rapper" to not actually rap, rather he [[ArtAttacker paints his characters to life]] and has them rap on his behalf.

!!UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler

->''"I am Adolf Hitler: Commander of the Third Reich!"''

* AbsentAliens: The Rancor he was going to be fed to doesn't appear and is [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome killed offscreen]]; with a ''regular Luger pistol'', no less.
* {{Acrofatic}}: More wideset than Hitler in RealLife, but capable of doing Luke Skywalker's forward flip. The best part? ''Not a stunt double.''
* AdolfHitlarious: Naturally. All three videos get a lot of mileage out of playing up Hitler's LargeHam tendencies.
* AmbiguouslyGay: The way Hitler mimes when he says he's "dope on the mic," and again when he calls Vader Palpatine's whore. An UrbanLegend suggests Hitler's obsession with homosexuals was due to being ArmouredClosetGay.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: In addition to his other well-documented enormities, he also traveled back in time and caused the BadassDecay of Darth Vader in the Star Wars prequels.
* AssholeVictim: [[spoiler:He gets cut in half by Darth Vader at the end of the third, but since he's, well, ''Hitler'', you don't really feel sorry for him.]]
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Chancellor and Führer of Germany.
* BadBoss: Vader mentions the 20 July plot where Hitler's own officers tried to kill him (for diverse reasons).
* BadassLongcoat: His Nazi greatcoat.
* BadassNormal: He's a real historical figure with no magical or supernatural abilities (obviously), but he still manages to kill a ''Rancor'' and [[spoiler: Boba Fett]] with nothing but a Luger P08.
* BookEnds: His last words on ERB are the same as his first: "I am Adolf Hitler!"
* BreakoutCharacter: Alongside Vader and Abraham Lincoln, he's the only rapper (as of season 5) to feature in ''three'' battles, and a non-battle promotion.
* ButtMonkey:
** Frozen in Carbonite, tossed on the ground, and then dropped in the Rancor pit. [[spoiler:Then cut in half by his rival.]]
** [[spoiler:Then his ghost is captured by the Ghostbusters.]]
* CardCarryingVillain: Hitler enjoys his reputation as the most evil man ever.
-->'''Hitler:''' I am a force truly evil!
* CombatPragmatist: [[spoiler:Shoots Boba during the middle of his rap]].
* CommissarCap: Wears a mockup of the historical cap.
* CompositeCharacter: [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi He is frozen in carbonite like Han Solo, and he escapes the Sarlacc Pit like Luke Skywalker.]]
* CountryMatters: Is the first character on the show to use the word "cunt". Compare Vader, who interrupted his own verse to think of a way out of saying it.
* DeadlyEuphemism: "Step in my Shower" refers to the Gas Chambers that look like Shower Rooms but were intended to cleanse away the undesirables instead of cleaning the dirt off of them. "Take a ride on my Train" refers to a one-way trip to a Concentration or Extermination Camp. "Pop into my Oven" refers to the Incinerators used to dispose of the Camps' victims.
* DeliberatelyMonochrome: How he looks in most of his verses. This is done to mimic his filmed speeches, which were filmed in black and white due to technology limitations.
* DrivenToSuicide: Vader mocks his self-inflicted death.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Hitler prefers Creator/RickMoranis in ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' to Vader. Bear in mind that ''Spaceballs'' was a parody done by Creator/MelBrooks, who heavily lampooned Hitler in ''Film/TheProducers'' - and Hitler still hates Vader more. Also keep in mind that both Brooks and Moranis are ''Jewish''.
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Makes one Holocaust joke per rap battle.
* EvilIsHammy: Evil and ''overwhelmingly'' hammy.
* EvilerThanThou: Claims that, unlike Vader, he is "a force truly evil".
* FauxAffablyEvil: All of his "polite" requests to Vader (to take a shower, to ride on a train, and to pop into an oven) are DeadlyEuphemism[=s=] for Holocaust terms.
* GagEcho: Vader uses this to sum up Hitler's entire rise and fall;
--> '''Vader''': You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up, had a beer hall putsch, got 'em fired up and when your bunker ended [[LaserGuidedKarma getting fired up]], you put a [[AteHisGun gun in your mouth]] and ''[[DrivenToSuicide fired up]]''.
* IncomingHam: You can tell what he's going to be like from his first line.
-->'''Hitler:'''(screaming) I am Adolf Hitler
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: [[spoiler:Darth Vader gets sick of having to deal with him and cuts him in half.]]
* IronButtMonkey: Being partially blinded as a result from carbonite freezing doesn't stop him from tearing into Vader when he gets the chance, and neither does having to fend off a Rancor.
* {{Jerkass}}: Naturally considering he is considered one of the most evil men (if not the most evil) in history. Several of his lines are jokes about how he had Jews murdered in death camps.
* JokerImmunity: For the first two seasons, no matter what Vader did to him in the end he'd be back for the next season's first battle. [[RuleOfThree In his third bout]] this would end up being finally revoked and he was KilledOffForReal, with the Season 4 teaser seeing him captured by the Ghostbusters to hammer in that he's ''not'' coming back.
* LargeHam: Even by this show's standards he has a tremendous presence. In real life, he had a god complex or something similar.
* LaughablyEvil: He'll make you laugh with shock at his brazenness, if nothing else, even while talking about his atrocities.
* NoIndoorVoice: Almost all of his lines are shouted.
* NoSwastikas: Completely absent on his uniform.
* OncePerEpisode: It's customary for Hitler to make one off-color Holocaust joke in each of his raps and utter the phrase "[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I am Adolf Hitler]]" at least once.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: It's ''Hitler''. Of course he's not going to be fond of Jewish people, or black people for that reason.
* PsychopathicManchild: Type C; his [[LaughablyEvil goofiness makes it easy to forget how evil he is]], at least until the 3rd installment when [[spoiler:he murders Boba Fett onscreen]] because he's mad that Vader beat him.
* TheSociopath: Shows no regrets or remorse for his deeds, and frequently makes light of them.
* SealedEvilInACan: [[spoiler:His final fate is to be trapped by Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} in the Season 4 trailer and deposited in their containment unit.]]
* StupidJetpackHitler: His claim of going back in time to make Vader whack in the Franchise/StarWars prequels.
* TeenyWeenie: Vader claims he has a "Napoleon dick".
* TerribleArtist: According to Vader. The real life version washed out of art school.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: He gives a particularly devastating one to Vader in their second battle; his family trouble, Palpatine's 'whore' etc.
* ThoseWackyNazis: Duh; he's the head Nazi and wackier than all of them.
* TooDumbToLive: Darth Vader tells him that he should have known better than to have invaded Russia, without being properly supplied and kitted out for winter warfare. ''Especially'' because Napoleon made this exact mistake [[HistoryRepeats over a century before him]].
* TookALevelInJerkass: He was never a pleasant person to begin with, but in his final match with Darth Vader, he drops the FauxAffablyEvil attitude and spews insults at his opponent.
* VillainousBreakdown: His final verse is composed entirely of insults that don't rhyme, delivered right after Darth Vader rips into everything that Hitler did and [[spoiler:summons Boba Fett.]]
* VillainousValour: He's ready to rap within seconds of being thawed out of carbonite (painful, debilitating, and ''blinding'').

!![[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]

->''"You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force. Why even bother?"''

* AFatherToHisMen: He notes that millions of his Storm Troopers would be willing to die for him.
* AvengingTheVillain: In the third battle, [[spoiler:he kills Hitler to avenge Boba Fett]].
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: "I'm the original dark lord; you're like the sorcerer's apprentice".
* BadassBaritone: It may not be James Earl Jones' voice, but it's still quite deep.
* BadassCape: A little shorter than his movie counterpart, but still present.
* BerserkButton: Completely loses his patience with Hitler after [[spoiler:he shoots Boba Fett]].
* BreakoutCharacter: Alongside Hitler and Abraham Lincoln, he's the only rapper (as of season 5) to have ''three'' battles.
* CardCarryingVillain: The whole reason why he and Hitler battle is that they both regard themselves as the more evil of the two.
* CombatPragmatist: Used the force to choke Hitler, then proceeded to freeze him in carbonite in the first rap battle. Later, in the second rap battle, he promptly drops Hitler into the Rancor Pit when he's on a roll. Finally, in the third rap battle, [[spoiler:Darth Vader cuts Adolf Hitler in half with his lightsaber while he was in the middle of a verse.]]
* CompositeCharacter: He runs Jabba's Palace instead of the Hutt himself.
* CoolHelmet: Vader's iconic helmet is present.
* DarkIsEvil: He's the original dark lord.
* TheDragon: Although he is Sidious' apprentice and enforcer, Hitler derides him by saying that this amounts to "the Emperor's whore".
* EvenEvilHasStandards:
** He mocks Hitler's attempts to convince the world the Jews are evil. This may be less standards and more insulting him through his failures, though given how he mentions that he has a "homeboy in Israel" and generally seems to hate Hitler, it might be a case of both.
** He won't use [[CountryMatters the C word]], even interrupting his own rap to avoid it. The third battle naturally has Hitler using it in his first line.
* EvilOverlord: Though he's technically TheDragon for Emperor Palpatine, most of the Empire's armies report to him. They show up in his first verse and freeze Hitler in carbonite.
* EvilSoundsDeep: His deep baritone voice works well for the Sith Lord.
* EvilerThanThou: Everything Hitler did, Vader invented it!
* FallenHero: Once the chosen one, now a tyrannical Sith Lord.
-->'''Hitler''': ''[[Film/RevengeOfTheSith You got one bitch pregnant and gave into the hate!]]''
* JustToyingWithThem: Vader only thawed Hitler from carbonite to have a rematch and to drop him into the Rancor pit.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: To Hitler. In their first rap battle he freezes him in carbonite. In their second, he thaws him out just to toy with him, then drops him into the Rancor pit. In their third, he tries feeding him to the Sarlaac beast, and [[spoiler:after Hitler shoots Boba Fett he decides to cut him in half]].
* LastSecondWordSwap: Evidently; Vader ends one line with "runt" and pauses halfway through the follow-up seemingly because he hesitates to use [[CountryMatters the most obvious rhyme]]. One Stormtrooper suggests a PainfulRhyme and he decides to roll with it.
* LaughablyEvil: Like his opponent, he's much goofier than his canon counterpart, but still every bit as evil.
* ALighterShadeOfBlack: There's no doubt he's evil, but he's still got the moral high ground over one of history's greatest monsters, ''Adolf Hitler.''
* LukeIAmYourFather: [[LukeIMightBeYourFather Vader may or may not know if he's Hitler's father]], because he used the line in conjunction with a YourMom joke.
* MalevolentMaskedMen: Only shows his face once.
* NightmareFace: Without the mask, his face is seriously scarred - and it's not presented in an UglyCute sort of way as it was in ''Return Of The Jedi''.
* PragmaticVillainy: While he, in part, [[EvenEvilHasStandards believes that Hitler is a disgusting being]], pragmatism is also a reason that he mocks Hitler. He's aware that a regime based on nationalism and racism can only persist for so long, before it eventually falls apart from the pressure of having so many enemies.
* PsychicPowers: Darth Vader is force-sensitive, after all. He uses it to force choke Hitler in the first rap.
* PsychopathicManchild: Type C; Not as much as Hitler, but a lot of his insults in the first battle sound like they come from a 13-year old on Xbox Live.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: He absolutely tears into Hitler's political opinions and his military strategy in his third battle with him.
* SellOut: According to Hitler. He isn't going to let Vader forget that Disney owns his franchise anytime soon.
* SunglassesAtNight: Hitler calls him "Mr. Sunglasses-all-the-time."
* VaderBreath: Hitler exploits by saying he should use the force to fix his respirator.
* VillainousFriendship: With [[spoiler:Boba Fett]], as shown in the third because he reacts with TranquilFury when his "homeboy" [[spoiler: is shot]].
* YouNeedABreathMint: According to Hitler he needs a 'life saver' instead of a 'light saber'.
* YourMom: "So many dudes been with your mom, [[LukeIMightBeYourFather who even knows if I'm your father?!]]"

[[folder: Abraham Lincoln vs Chuck Norris]]
!!UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
->''"I won the Civil War with my beard! Now I'm here to whup your ass!"''

* AscendedExtra: Although he's only had one actual battle to his name, he's nonetheless made cameos as a background character in numerous other episodes, as well as showing up to rap in person in both [[spoiler: Obama vs Romney]] and [[spoiler: Trump vs Clinton]]. He's one of the most frequently recurring characters on the show and could even be considered one of its unofficial mascots.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: The 16th President of the United States and thus has no problem telling off Presidents #44, #45, and their electoral opponents.
* BerserkButton: [[spoiler: Goes absolutely ''bananas'' on Donald Trump for defiling the Republican Party. He doesn't really have a better opinion of Hillary Clinton either, as she is such a poor candidate Trump actually has a decent chance of winning.]]
* BrokenPedestal: [[spoiler: The Republican Party as a whole is this to him for nominating the likes of Mitt Romney and Donald Trump for the Presidential race. He also mocks Chuck Norris for voting for John [=McCain=] in 2008, another Republican candidate.]]
* TheCameo: Abraham Lincoln briefly appears in the Season 3 premiere, as Hitler's (attempted) executioner. He also shows up in [[spoiler: Obama vs Romney]] and [[spoiler: Trump vs Clinton]], and appears as a background character in other episodes as well.
* CannotTellALie: Whatever he speaks is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. "I never tell a lie and I won't start now!"
* ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch: An InUniverse defiance. Evidently Abraham Lincoln doesn't approve of such behavior, and he draws the line at it: "I'd make fun of ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'' / but I've never even seen that show!"
* DrillSergeantNasty: Towards [[spoiler:Hillary]] after she chuckles at his yelling at [[spoiler:Trump for defiling his party]].
--> "Wipe that creepy-ass smile off your face and ''beat this dummy!''"
* HardHead: He can catch bullets with his skull!
* HostileShowTakeover: Towards the end of the [[spoiler: Obama vS. Romney]] and [[spoiler: Trump vs. Clinton]] matches he drops in and steals the show.
* LargeHam:
--> "BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS GIANT BALD BIRD!"
* NoIndoorVoice: Mainly in his second and third appearances where he's shouting every word due to his frustration with his successors. In fact he seems to be getting even louder and ''angrier'' with each subsequent appearance.
* OhCrap: When Chuck Norris grows giant sized and goes on a BadassBoast rant.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: As President Action, he ''interrupts'' the rap battle between [[spoiler: Mitt Romney and Barack Obama]] to slap them both. He also interrupts the rap battle between [[spoiler: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump]] to slap him and intimidate her.
* PrecisionFStrike: His outrage at [[spoiler:Trump about to violate his NWordPrivileges talking about Obama]] prompts him to intervene in that battle before [[spoiler:Trump]] can finish the sentence screaming:
--> "Are you ''fucking'' kidding me!?"
* PunctuatedPounding:
** At the end of his rant against the presidential candidates, he gives Obama and Romney a slap to the face each while reminding them of their responsibility.
-->'''Lincoln:''' Of the people! [slaps Obama] By the people! [slaps Romney] For the people! Eagle!
** He repeats the act later, but [[WouldntHitAGirl doesn't slap Hillary.]] He gives her a DeathGlare after slapping Trump a second time, implying that the slap ''would'' have been for her had she been a man.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: In Obama vs. Romney, when the two devolve into childish insults, Lincoln reroutes the debate back to the actual issues at hand, and accurately points out the faults of both of them while also acknowledging the valid points they make. Three seasons later in Trump vs. Hillary, he intervenes again to shut down Trump's racist ranting and also chew Hillary out for relying on waiting for Trump's campaign to self-destruct instead of putting up a real fight. In general, he is probably the most sympathetically portrayed of the authority figures shown in the series and is the one who seems most fit to be in charge. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking He also refuses to criticize a show without watching it.]]
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Delivers to Obama ("Don't talk about change, just do it!") and Romney ("You're a pancake, fliptopity!") Interestingly, he seems to appreciate Obama to some degree though he's disappointed in him, while he just insults Romney. Does it again in season 5 when he intervenes between Trump and Hillary's rap battle to give one of these to those two.
* ShooOutTheClowns: He's completely absent from the "Donald Trump vs Joe Biden" battle after showing up in both previous presidential rap battles.
* TookALevelInBadass: He goes from doing okay in his battle against Chuck Norris, to bitch-slapping [[spoiler:Obama, Romney, and Trump twice]].
* WouldntHitAGirl: It's ambiguous. When he appears to chastize Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, he slaps Trump, but instead of slapping Clinton, he just slaps Trump again while giving Clinton a DeathGlare. Clinton is suitably afraid. Considering he told Clinton to "beat this dummy", this may have been less because she's a woman and more because he just hates Trump more. Then again, Obama garnering some of his sympathy didn't spare him a bitchslap...

!! Creator/ChuckNorris
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
->''"I am Chuck fucking Norris!"''

* AsskickingLeadsToLeadership: Many of the characters on the show are presidents, kings, emperors, etc. Chuck, on the other hand, has no sort of official rank at all. He's everyone's master because he can kick all their asses. (Except Bruce Lee.)
* BadassBoast: ''Seven in a row'', in the form of [[MemeticBadass Chuck Norris Facts]] that comprise his second verse, all belted out at the top of his lungs as he's one hundred feet tall, glowing, and on fire.
-->I AM CHUCK [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] NORRIS!
-->I've spread more blood and gore than forty score of your puny civil wars, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!
-->I split the union with a roundhouse kick/I wear a black belt on the beard that I grow on my dick!
-->I attack sharks when I smell them bleed/I don't go swimming, water just wants to be around me!
-->My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster/you may have freed the slaves, but Chuck is everyone's '''[[GutturalGrowler master!]]'''
* BerserkButton: When Abraham Lincoln dumps a bucket of pennies on his head, he gets mad. And shortly after, Lincoln says he'd make fun of ''Series/WalkerTexasRanger'', [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch but he never watched it]], then Chuck ''explodes'':
-->'''Chuck:''' '''I AM CHUCK [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] NORRIS!'''
* EldritchAbomination: His second verse implies that he's not human and instead a Cosmic Horror beyond human comprehension. The evidence? He quickly grows to 100 ft, glows, his voice echoes, and according to his boasts he makes, the laws of physics twist into knots by his presence alone.
* HistoricalBadassUpgrade: Chuck Norris in real life isn't actually a godlike superhuman who can seemingly bend reality to his whim. In this battle, he most certainly is.
* MemeticBadass: His verses capitalize on his status as this, as rather than any actual real life facts about him, they are practically comprised of Chuck Norris Facts and memes.
* NoIndoorVoice: During his second verse when he activates his SuperMode and becomes gigantic.
* OffhandBackhand: During his first verse, he casually deflects a few different attacks without looking at them or breaking his lyrical flow.
* RapidFireFisticuffs: His fists are faster than the speed of light.
* SuperMode: In the form of AttackOfThe50FootWhatever.
* ThreateningShark: Inverted in typical Chuck Norris fact fashion; "I attack sharks when I smell them bleed!"

[[folder: Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga]]
!!UsefulNotes/SarahPalin
-> '''Played by:''' Lisa Nova
->''"I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive! "''


* AuthorityEqualsAssKicking: Governor of Alaska. Gaga tries to downplay Palin's authority by claiming it's "like principal of a home school".
* BigScrewedUpFamily: According to Gaga, Palin's family is more dysfunctional than the Jacksons.
* BigStupidDoodooHead: Most of her insults towards her opponent are very lame and childish.
-->''Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog\\
They put a lot of lipstick on ya, but ya still look like a dog''
* BlondeRepublicanSexKitten: Brunette with an extra helping of glasses. She never looked this good in real life.
* HeteronormativeCrusader: In reference to some of her more controversial real life views, she has her share of anti-LGBT lyrics, such as using "gay" as an insult and accusing Gaga of being a crossdresser and "transvestite".
* HypocriticalHumor: She accuses her opponent of having an annoying voice. She's one to talk.
* MamaBear: Don't insult her children.
* NeverMessWithGranny: She claims that she killed moose with her bare hands before Gaga was born.
* SimpletonVoice: She raps in a loud, squeaky, nasal voice with a thick MinnesotaNice drawl.
* WhileYouWereInDiapers: "I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive!"

!!Music/LadyGaga

->''"Your frigid little body couldn't even handle what I do."''

* CrosscastRole: Played by [=NicePeter=].
* DreadfulMusician: Sarah Palin thinks of her and her music as a joke.
* {{Expy}}: Palin calls her a "rerun of {{Music/Madonna}}".
* RummageSaleReject: Her wardrobe is odd and mismatched.
* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible: In-universe; expresses the opinion that true beauty is unique and that it doesn't need to be perfect.
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[[folder: Kim Jong-Il vs Hulk Hogan]]
!![[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea Kim Jong-Il]]
-> '''Played by:''' Timothy [=DeLaGhetto=]
->''"The name's Kim Jong. I got a license to IL! "''

* AGodAmI: Arrogantly proclaims this word for word.
* AnimeHair: Hulk Hogan says it makes him look like VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog[='s=] mom.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: He's a dictator of a country with nuclear weapons.
* BerserkButton: He flips out when Hulk Hogan thinks that Beijing is in North Korea.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: "North Korea bitch let me give you a tour, by the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!"
* {{BFG}}: A ''rocket launcher''.
* CombatPragmatist: Why rap when you can shoot the other guy with a RPG-7?
* FatBastard: Made even worse considering that he starves his own people.
* FourEyesZeroSoul: A ruthless dictator who wears glasses.
* GroinAttack: Threatens to do this to Hogan: "I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair!"
* HistoricalVillainDowngrade: While still clearly an asshole, his notoriety of violating human rights is only mentioned in passing.
* {{Jerkass}}: He thinks pretty highly of himself even though he's clearly a dick.
* TheNapoleon: He's a ''lot'' shorter than either of his opponents and isn't shy about being aggressive towards both of them. Savage briefly refers to it.
-->'''Macho Man:''' I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses, but when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses.
* SinisterShades: They cover his eyes and he never takes them off.

!!The Mega Powers - Wrestling/HulkHogan and Wrestling/RandySavage
-> '''Hulk Hogan Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
-> '''Macho Man Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
-->''"You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother!"''

* CelebrityEndorsement
-->'''Randy Savage''': Watch me snap into a Slim-Jim Kim Jong-Il!
* TheCameo: Randy Savage briefly appears in the Season 3 premiere.
* CombatPragmatist: Savage has no problem hitting aggressive midgets, though he does express that he prefers not to hit guys with glasses.
* CoolShades: Randy's shades are definitely an 80s throwback.
* DumbBlonde: What Kim Jong-Il thinks of Hulk Hogan after Hogan's GlobalIgnorance shines through.
* EagleLand: Both have a mix of Type 1 and 2; They're the good guys, but they have GlobalIgnorance, solve all their problems with violence and threats of it, etc.
* GlobalIgnorance: Hulk thinks Beijing is in Korea.
* InterchangeableAsianCultures: Hulk can't tell them apart and knows very little about North Korea, something Kim Jong-Il calls him out on.
* MadeOfIron: Hulk survives a missile to the chest!
** DentedIron: ...But he still has to tag in the Macho Man to finish the battle.
* TakeUpMySword: Randy Savage does this, as he only comes into the match after Hogan is hit by a rocket and unable to continue.
* YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses: Randy makes mention that he usually doesn't hit "midgets with glasses" ,but since his opponent Kim Jong-Il he threatens to make an exception.
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[[folder: Ludwig van Beethoven vs Justin Bieber]]
!! Music/LudwigVanBeethoven

->''"I've crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages!"''

* BadassBaritone: Deep voiced and aggressive.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: "Ask Bach, I've got more cock than Smith & Wesson!", complete with Bach popping up on screen nodding and making an "it was this big!" gesture by holding his hands ~18 inches apart.
* ClassicalMusic: Crowds of millions want to listen to his symphonies long after his death.
* DeafComposer: [[CursedWithAwesome He considers it a blessing because he doesn't have to hear Bieber's songs]].
* DistractedByTheSexy: Beethoven momentarily tries to sneak a peek when Bieber mentions having Creator/KimKardashian backstage.
* FlippingTheTable: Overturns his piano at the end of his first verse because he is ''that'' outraged by his opponent.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Went deaf from his own music, according to Bieber.
* HotBlooded: He's a man of great emotion.
* MusicalAssassin: "I'm comitting verbal murder in the major third degree!"
* ShownTheirWork: Third degree murder is usually called manslaughter, and represents a killing done without forethought in a situation where any reasonable person would be especially disturbed or upset. In other words, Beethoven feels killing Bieber is what anyone would do.
* YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith: Not impressed by the latest teenage heart throb; it's the undercurrent of his first verse. "Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson."
** And later in the same verse: "My name's '''Beethoven''', ''[[PrecisionFStrike Motherfucker]]'', [[SarcasmMode maybe you've heard of me?!]]"
* WouldntHitAGirl: Claims that it's the reason why he won't smack Bieber.
-->'''Beethoven ''': I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls!

!!Music/JustinBieber
-> '''Played by:''' Alex Farnham
->''"Here's some aspirin: you're catching Bieber fever tonight!"''

* BigStupidDoodooHead: Befitting his characterization here as a BrattyHalfPint, Bieber's disses and boasts are cartoonishly immature.
-->''You look like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head\\
I'm the next Music/MichaelJackson! You smell like Creator/BettyWhite''
* BrattyHalfPint: An arrogant child trying to run with a famous musician.
* CurbStompCushion: He may not do that well, but he does get one or two good hits in, like when he tells Beethoven that his own music made him deaf or when he offers him aspirin and says, "You're catching Bieber Fever tonight!"
* JokeCharacter: While he was immensely popular at the time the battle was made, part of the joke of the matchup is that Beethoven is one of the most influential composers of all time while Justin Bieber is a famous musician who hasn't influenced the music industry the same way Beethoven has.
* KidAnova: If his verses are to be believed, he can seduce older women.
* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Beethoven calls him a "little white Usher".
* TeenyWeenie: When Beethoven tells Bieber he can't even hit puberty, Bach again pops up on screen, making a sad face, and another "it was this big" gesture, holding his finger and thumb roughly an inch apart.
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[[folder: Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking]]
!! UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein
-> '''Played by:''' Music/ZachSherwin
->''"Albert E equals MC squared!"''

* BadassBookworm: He blows minds with his battle theory.
* BadassBoast: Claims that he could school Hawking anywhere from M.I.T. to Oxford.
* BullyingTheDisabled: Makes fun of Hawking's condition a few times, and even threatens him with physical violence.
* DoppelgangerSpin: He does a battle-rap version of this when he claims that "I'm as dope as two rappers" and a double of him appears.
* EinsteinHair: The TropeNamer himself has his trademark wild hair, or in Hawking's opinion, troll doll hair.
* HerrDoktor: Well, Einstein ''was'' German, so of course he comes with the accent. Though [[OohMeAccentsSlipping the accent drops at the end]] when ripping into Hawking's black hole theory.
* KickTheDog: Some of his raps are directly aimed at Hawking's disability, which is nastier than anything Hawking dissed.
* LargeHam: Very passionate and his gestures make him seem even more so next to the immobile Hawking.
* PungeonMaster: "Minds are relatively blown," "Albert E. equals MC squared"... the list goes on.

!! Creator/StephenHawking
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
->''"I got 12-inch rims on my chair. That's how I roll, y'all!"''

* AutoTune: At first, the producers considered just having a synthesized voice, as [[ShownTheirWork Hawking does in real life]], but they found that it was too jarring and had no sense of rhythm, so this was used as an alternative.
* BadassBoast: "I'm the best; the Snoop Dog of Science!"
* BadassBookworm: Don't try to match your P-brane (pea brain) against his mind.
* BerserkButton: Saying his Black Hole theory has holes in it made him furious. The disabled jokes also hit it.
* TheCameo: Stephen Hawking has appeared in multiple battles, including both ''Vader VS Hitler'' sequels.
* DisabledSnarker: As in RealLife. His raps are so sharp, they physically hurt.
* DissonantSerenity: He's clearly ''pissed'' after his BerserkButton is pressed, though due to his disability his physical and tonal response to this is minimal at best.
* GeniusCripple: It's Hawking, he's in a wheel chair, and he's rapping.
* HiddenAgendaVillain: For a given measure of villain. [[spoiler:Whose side he's on is now up for debate, given how he threw Hitler a microphone]].
* MachineMonotone: Like the real deal, he speaks with a machine.
* MundaneUtility: Using the computer on his SuperWheelchair to play VideoGame/AngryBirds.
* SuperWheelchair: With 12-inch rims.
* SuperiorSuccessor:
--> '''Hawking''': And while it's true that my work is based on you, I'm a supercomputer you're like a TI-82, ooh!
* YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith: "...here, boy!"
* YourMom: "Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny]]
!! UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
->''"From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land!"''

* AsskickingLeadsToLeadership: Became the ruler of one of the most feared Empires in history by kicking lots of ass.
* AxCrazy: He takes pleasure in wanting to brutally murder the Easter Bunny.
* BloodKnight: He's a HotBlooded Mongolian warmonger.
* CoolHelmet: All part of his warrior overlord look.
* CoolSword: Like his helmet, this is also part of his warlord look.
* EvilLaugh: Begins his verse with one.
* FourStarBadass: Commander of the infamous Mongol horde.
* LargeHam: Just listen to his EvilLaugh and the way he attacks his lines.
* NoIndoorVoice: All his lines are shouted.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: It's not entirely brought up, but his pillaging involved a ''lot'' of rape.

!!EasterBunny
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
->''"The Easter Bunny, baby; I deserve to be arrogant!"''

* AmbiguouslyGay: Has some rather camp mannerisms.
* BreakTheHaughty: He claims that he deserves to be arrogant, but gets his ass handed to him by Genghis.
* ButtMonkey: Not surprisingly, he gets easily intimidated by Genghis Khan in the rap battle. The funny part is how easily scared he is of Khan's aggressive rapping and then later begs him to get out of his face and go back to his village.
* DirtyCoward: He goes from threatening to shove his foot up Khan's crotch to saying that there's no need for meanness and they should keep it peaceful after he gets threatened.
* JokeCharacter: Not even The Announcer is impressed.
* KillerRabbit: What he claims; can't back it up.
* {{Mascot}}: One in denial, for Hallmark, according to UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan.
* NiceGuy: Claims to be one when he talks about giving people candy.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Napoleon Bonaparte vs Napoleon Dynamite]]
!! UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
->''"How dare you address moi, you adolescent worm!"''

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: He's the Emperor of the French.
* CulturalPosturing: Treats his French heritage as a source of pride. Which is odd because the real Napoleon spoke French with a thick Corsican accent that he never lost.
* TheEmperor: Of France, as in real life.
* FourStarBadass: One of the great generals of history, and mentions it many times.
* GratuitousFrench: Mostly raps in English, but breaks into French for one line.
* TheNapoleon: Thoroughly averted despite being the TropeNamer. His height is mentioned several times, but it doesn't faze him one bit and he never brings the topic up at all.
* PintsizedPowerhouse: He's tiny, but he's one hell of a rapper, and one of the best generals in history.
* ShallowParody: Somewhat unusually for this series, this version of Napoleon doesn't reference any of the historical figure's personality or accomplishments besides being short and a stereotypical FrenchJerk. And these are both HollywoodHistory - the actual Napoleon was average height and culturally Italian. To be fair it's difficult to see how this could have been avoided as it would have been even more silly to have Napoleon rapping about his actual accomplishments when his opponent was [[{{Film/NapoleonDynamite}} Napoleon Dynamite.]]
* VirginShaming: Endorses the idea that Napoleon isn't a real man because he's a virgin.
* WhiteStallion: Rides it into the battle during the introduction, and was famously depicted atop one in paintings.

!!Film/NapoleonDynamite

->''"I got skills! I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson!"''

* BoisterousWeakling: Talks big, but any skills he might have at physical combat... just see WhatTheFuAreYouDoing below. He's beyond terrible when he tries to show off with nunchucks.
* CoolHorse: Rides the Liger (Lion[=/=]Tiger mix) during the introduction.
* DullSurprise: He stays emotionless throughout his battle and does bother to do any motions aside from the occasional reaction to Bonaparte's verses.
* JokeCharacter: Bonaparte is regarded as a brilliant general. Dynamite shares only the same first name.
* NerdGlasses: To emphasize his Nerdiness further, he has the stereotypical glasses.
* WhatTheFuAreYouDoing: His nunchucks. [[InformedAbility "Alleged skills" indeed.]]

[[folder: Benjamin Franklin vs Billy Mays]]
!! Creator/BenjaminFranklin

->''"I'm mint; I'm money! I'm an educated gentleman!"''

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Governor of Pennsylvania and Founding Father of the United States.
* BadassBookworm: Invented the post office and his lightning experiment is referenced.
* BadassLongRobe: He starts off with one and uses for dramatic gestures to punctuate his raps.
* SlobsVersusSnobs: A lesser example than most: Franklin describes himself as wealthy and educated while denigrating Mays' kitschy television sales.
* SophisticatedAsHell: "Stop! I protest these intolerable raps! It takes just one easy payment for me to ''whoop your ass''!
* SpecsOfAwesome: His bifocals amplify his BadassBookworm awesomeness.
* StoutStrength: He makes the screen shake when he stomps.

!!Creator/BillyMays
-> '''Billy Played by:''' Colin J. Sweeney
->''"Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer!"''

* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Hi, Billy Mays here, with a special TV offer! Watch me crush this bald, '''f'''at, '''f'''oppish '''f'''ounding '''f'''ather!"
* ButWaitTheresMore: As is his custom, he starts with this trope in his second verse opening attack. [[spoiler: He doesn't finish and they become his last words.]]
* CharacterDeath: [[spoiler:Billy dies of a heart attack.]]
* NoIndoorVoice: A loud voice comes with being a spokesman.
* PaymentPlanPitch: In this case, one easy payment for Ben Franklin to whoop Billy's ass.
* RedBaron: Billy's the Lord of the Pitch.

!!Ofer "Vince Offer" Shlomi (The Shamwow Guy)
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
->''"You following me, camera guy? 'Cause it's about to get furious!"'''

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* TakeUpMySword: [[spoiler:Billy Mays dies of a heart attack before he can complete his second verse. Vince steps in to finish the battle.]]

[[folder:Gandalf vs Dumbledore]]
!![[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf]]
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
->''"You shall not pass!"''

* BadassLongrobe: Wears his characteristic robes from ''Lord of the Rings''.
* BroughtDownToBadass: He's knocked from White to Gray, but is by no means less badass.
* CompensatingForSomething: Dumbledore suspects this is why he carries a staff.
* CameBackStrong: Dying only makes his "brights brighter".
* DeathIsCheap: Death makes ''others'' die, but not him.
* PlayingWithFire: One of his powers; "I leave mics in flames; torched by Gandalf!"
* SmokingIsCool: Gets a memorable shot of him releasing a gout of smoke after inhaling from his pipe. In slow-motion.
* WizardBeard: His is long and straight.

!![[Literature/HarryPotter Albus Dumbledore]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
->''"I'mma fly like it's Quidditch!"''

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* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Headmaster of Hogwarts Academy.
* BadassArmy: Dumbledore's Army is more impressive than 'hairy-toed friends'.
* BadassLongrobe: Wears his famous wizard robes from the movies.
* {{Familiar}}: His phoenix Fawkes.
* MagicWand: Uses it to demote Gandalf.
* RealMenWearPink: Carries a pink boa in his closet, but he's never seen wearing it.
* StraightGay: Prefers the company of wizards and proud of it! Like in official Harry Potter media, he doesn't state or hide his sexuality, referencing it more through some of his actions rather than his personality.
* TransparentCloset: What Gandalf accuses him of being, due to the fact that Dumbledore is all but explicitly stated to be gay in the books.
-->'''Gandalf:'''We all know you've more than a Boggart in your closet.
* WizardBeard: It is long and he has knots in it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: William Shakespeare vs Dr Seuss]]
!!Creator/WilliamShakespeare
-> '''Played by:''' George Watsky
->''"The Bard is in the building. It's a castle, I'm a boss!"''

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!![=NicePeter=]
-> '''Played by:''' [[AsHimself Himself]]
->''"I'm trying to make art, motherfucker!"''

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* AtrociousAlias: Lloyd rips into his handle in their second battle by claiming it sounds like [[ICallHimMrHappy a term for a penis]].
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Co-creator of the rap battles.
* CallBack:
** When he says "You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick", he literally turns into John Lennon again for a second.
** In the rematch, he references his TenMinuteRetirement from the first, telling Lloyd "Tonight I'm not quitting the battles, bitch I'm quitting YOU!"
* CoolShades: Until the end of his first verse where he takes them off. Apparently they weren't cool enough to keep.
* ControlFreak: According to Lloyd, he keeps creative control to himself obsessively and constantly fiddling with the others' roles. But conversely, when they ''need'' direction out of him, he's goofing off and keeping them waiting.
* CreatorBreakdown: InUniverse, Peter starts the second battle by complaining that after six years of working with Lloyd, he's totally burnt out and can't muster the same passion he used to.
* EmbarrassingMiddleName: Alexis; it's part of [=EpicLLOYD=]'s attack.
* ExecutiveMeddling: InUniverse, Lloyd calls out how if Peter didn't mess with the tracks, they'd be home at 10pm instead of 4am. Peter says he messes with the team's work because they aren't good enough to do it right the first time.
* FelonyMisdemeanor: He does a JawDrop when Lloyd threatens to unsubscribe his Website/{{Youtube}} channel. Alternately, it could be a reaction to the FanDisservice of Lloyd stripping in front of him (offscreen).
* FollowTheLeader: InUniverse. According to Lloyd, he was nobody before he "rode up on [=KassemG=]'s jock".
* HypocriticalHumor: Accuses Lloyd of focusing more on sex references than the more clever and artistic side of the rap battles. Lloyd retorts that his internet handle is a literal dick joke.
* ManOfAThousandVoices: He has given unique voices to the ''twenty-seven'' rappers that he has played thus far (as well as the Announcer).
* PointyHairedBoss: Lloyd says that whenever he's not micromanaging the team or keeping Lloyd in the studio for hours fiddling with the tracks, he's off somewhere getting stoned and playing video games when they actually need his input.
* RedOniBlueOni: The blue to Lloyd's red in the first battle, mostly standing there calmly and with flatter, less threatrical delivery. This is reversed in the first part of the rematch, where almost all of his first verse is a continuous screaming rant.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: "Man, you don't even need to say that kind of shit. Fuck the rap battles and you. I quit!" Defied by Kassem, "You're gonna make them bigger and better."
* TenMinuteRetirement: Kassem makes his "the battles will continue" declaration ten seconds after Nice Peter's declaration that they will end.
* ThreeChordsAndTheTruth: Peter boasts that he wrote all of Lloyd's best verses and the latter has no songwriting talent. Lloyd just remarks that he wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression, so he shouldn't talk.
* WithFriendsLikeThese: According to Lloyd's rap in the rematch, this is his relationship with the rest of the crew.
-->'''Lloyd''': You manipulate your friends and then you throw 'em away!\\
''I don't know who you shit on worse, myself or Dante!''

!![=EpicLLOYD=]
-> '''Played by:''' [[AsHimself Himself]]
->''"You're taller than I am, but you look up to me!"''

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* AccidentalMisnaming: Kassem calls him Todd.
* TheAlcoholic: Peter accuses him of trying to drink his problems away instead of solving them in the rematch.
* AlwaysSecondBest: Runs the Behind the Scenes channel [=ERB2=], which Peter lets him do because he's "second-class".
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Co-creator of the rap battles.
* BigStupidDoodooHead: Caps off his first verse in the rematch by mutating [=NicePeter=] into Nice''[[ThePrimaDonna Diva]]''. Peter just snarks that his jokes sound like primary school fluff.
* HappilyMarried: Is currently married to Josie Ahlquist, who appears in "Harry Houdini vs. David Copperfield" as Houdini's wife, Bess.
* HyperCompetentSidekick: Claims to be this. Lloyd says that without him around Peter would make (more) bad creative decisions, alienate the rest of the team, and lose everything that they'd built for six years.
* JustHereForGodzilla: In-universe; claims that people only go to Peter's page for the rap battles.
* TheLoad: Is accused of this by Peter, who thinks that the rap battles could have been even more successful if not for Lloyd fighting against Peter's creative ideas.
* ManChild: Peter says he has a juvenile attitude towards making the rap battles and calls him "an 8-year-old boy stuck inside a whatever-year-old man".
* ManOfAThousandVoices: He has given unique voices to the ''twenty-five'' rappers that he has played thus far. In addition, he has played multiple characters at once.
* TheNapoleon: Most of Peter's first verse focuses on Lloyd's (lack of) height. Lloyd snaps back that, while he's shorter, Peter looks up to ''him''.
* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Peter's blue in the first battle, constantly using more dramatic and bouncy body language. This is reversed in the first part of the rematch, where he spends his verse closer to TranquilFury.
* ScullyBox: This is an InvokedTrope in the rematch. Peter briefly imitates Lloyd by wearing his hat, changing his voice to be more like Lloyd's, and standing on a box to look taller.
* ShorterMeansSmarter: The rap battles were ''his'' idea, not Peter's, and he's quick to make that point.
* TakeThatUs: Twice he blasts the series' interpretation of Franchise/{{Batman}}, claiming he tried to put a stop to it but Peter was too stubborn to listen.
* TheStarscream: According to Peter, he keeps trying to steal more creative control over the battles whenever he can.
* YouGetWhatYouPayFor: Peter accuses him of being too cheap to let him hire better editors, so the two of them wouldn't have to stay up 'til the early morning fixing their poor work.

* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: Many of the characters on the show are presidents, kings, emperors, etc. Chuck, on the other hand, has no sort of official rank at all. He's everyone's master because he can kick all their asses. (Except Bruce Lee.)

* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: Became the ruler of one of the most feared Empires in history by kicking lots of ass.

* HandicappedBadass: He cannot speak on account of his throat cancer. It doesn't stop him from standing up the a literary giant like Shakespeare.

* FightingWithChucks: Or rather, trying to.

* SaiGuy: Tries to be this but his skill doesn't exist.
* WeaponOfChoice: Carries a [[SaiGuy sai]] and [[FightingWithChucks nunchucks]] as a testament to his alleged skills.

* KillEmAll: One of his plays, Macbeth, is described as "1 + 2 = so much blood."

* {{Nerd}}: Just as in the movie, he's a socially awkward dork who talks big.

* AwesomeMcCoolname: His last name is a common explosive but his first name is only awesome because of the person he's rapping against.

* LastSecondWordSwap: Evidently; Vader ends one line with "runt" and pauses halfway through the follow-up seemingly because [[EvenEvilHasStandards he hesitates to use]] [[CountryMatters the most obvious rhyme]]. One Stormtrooper suggests a PainfulRhyme and he decides to roll with it.

* WhatTheFuAreYouDoing: [[FightingWithChucks His nunchucks.]] [[InformedAbility "Alleged skills" indeed.]]

* NiceShoes: Worth $10,000!

* NiceShoes: Mentions putting on his sneakers so he won't get blood on his penny loafers.

* SimpleStaff: They're better than wands, in his opinion.

!!Warning- Spoilers!

* NiceHat: His signature top hat.

* NiceHat: Wears a cowboy hat during his first verse.

* NiceHat: Randy's hat and Hulk's bandanna.

* NiceHat: Wears his famous hat from many a painting.

* CoolHat: As befitting his name, the Cat in the Hat wears the one that is so iconic to his character.

* NiceHat: A sailor one.

* StraightGay: Prefers the company of wizards and proud of it!

* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Could be chalked up to EarlyInstallmentWeirdness because it is the only case. In later seasons he would probably have been played by a proper Englishman.

** He won't use [[CountryMatters the C word]], even interrupting his own rap to avoid it.

* HeteronormativeCrusader: She has her share of anti-LGBT lyrics, such as using "gay" as an insult and accusing Gaga of being a crossdresser and "transvestite".

* JawDrop: His second verse, which is a case of MotorMouth, provokes this from both Seuss and the Cat in the Hat.

* MotorMouth: In his second verse, he increases the pace of his raps. The Cat in the Hat acknowledges his speed but isn't impressed.

* MarionetteMaster: His artwork does the rapping.

* BlondeRepublicanSexKitten: Brunette with an extra helping of {{Meganekko}}. She never looked this good in real life.

* {{Meganekko}}: As part of her attire, she features her trademark glasses.

* FourEqualPaymentsOf: In this case, one easy payment for Ben Franklin to whoop Billy's ass.

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I'm John Lennon; I'm a legend! I can see through all your tricks!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"Now, here's Sting. What? Fuck it, we'll do it live! "'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I am Adolf Hitler: Commander of the Third Reich!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force. Why even bother?"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I won the Civil War with my beard! Now I'm here to whup your ass!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I am Chuck fucking Norris!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive! "'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"Your frigid little body couldn't even handle what I do."'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"The name's Kim Jong. I got a license to IL! "'']]

->''"You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother!"''

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I've crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"Here's some aspirin: you're catching Bieber fever tonight!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"Albert E equals MC squared!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I got 12-inch rims on my chair. That's how I roll, y'all!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"The Easter Bunny, baby; I deserve to be arrogant!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"How dare you address moi, you adolescent worm!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I got skills! I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I'm mint; I'm money! I'm an educated gentleman!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"You following me, camera guy? 'Cause it's about to get furious!"''']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"You shall not pass!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I'mma fly like it's Quidditch!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"The Bard is in the building. It's a castle, I'm a boss!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"Hi there, neighbor."'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I'm the…enterprising captain, James…Tiberius Kirk."'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"I'm trying to make art, mother fucker!"'']]

[[caption-width-right:325:''"You're taller than I am, but you look up to me!"'']]

* BaldOfAwesome: Though he's not completely bald it's still awesome.

* BaldOfAwesome: He's balding, but not truly bald by the time of the first rap battle. He lost his hair at some point afterwards. Lloyd cracks that his hairline is scared of him and is retreating.

* BaldOfAwesome: It's only visible for his first two lines before a hat covers it, but it's still awesome.

* TheStoic: He stays emotionless throughout his battle and does bother to do any motions aside from the occasional reaction to Bonaparte's verses.

* BadassMoustache: As in real life.

* BadassMoustache: Averted - it's Hitler. He may have killed a Rancor [[spoiler:and Boba Fett]] with nothing but a Luger, but ''it's still Hitler.''

* BadassBeard: "I won the Civil War with my beard!"

* BadassBeard: Lincoln briefly refers to it; mentioning the Chuck Norris fact that it can block bullets.

* BadassBeard: Randy's beard is wild and makes him look tough, while Hogan has his trademark 'stache.
* BadassMoustache: Hulk sports an awesome handlebar.

* BadassMustache: Has the one that the real Einstein famously did but Hawking says it looks like something glued to a troll doll.

* BadassMustache: Sports a Fu Manchu.

* BadassBeard: Mays has an impressive beard going on.

* BadassBeard: He has a nice goatee like the RealLife Shakespeare with a BadassMustache to boot.

* BadassBeard: Retains the intimidating and badass beard Mr. T had in ''Rocky III''.

* ButtMonkey: Not surprisingly, he gets destroyed in the rap battle.

* ButWaitTheresMore: As is his custom, he starts with this trope in his second verse opening attack. [[spoiler: He doesn't finish and they become his FamousLastWords.]]