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* TakeUpMySword: [[spoiler:Billy Mays dies of a heart attack before he can complete his second verse. Vince steps in to finish the battle.]]
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* BerserkButton: Completely loses his patience with Hitler after [[spoiler:he shoots Boba Fett]].
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* AmbiguouslyGay: The way Hitler mimes when he says he's "dope on the mic," and again when he calls Vader Palpatine's whore. An UrbanLegend suggests Hitler's obsession with homosexuals was due to being ArmouredClosetGay, similarly to how his hatred of Jews was partially due to his father (and therefore, technically [[BoomerangBigot him]]) having Jewish blood.ArmouredClosetGay.
* AssholeVictim: [[spoiler:He gets cut in half by Darth Vader at the end of the third, but since he's, well, ''Hitler'', you don't really feel sorry for him.]]
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* HappilyMarried: Is currently married to Josie Ahlquist, who appears in "Harry Houdini vs. David Copperfield" as Houdini's wife, Bess.
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* SlobsVersusSnobs: A lesser example than most: Franklin describes himself as wealthy and educated while denigrating Mays' kitschy television sales.
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* EagleLand: Both have a mix of Type 1 and 2, they're the good guys, but they have GlobalIgnorance, solve all their problems with violence and threats of it, etc.
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** DentedIron: ...But he still has to tag in the Macho Man to finish the battle.
** DentedIron: ...But he still has to tag in the Macho Man to finish the battle.
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* AcceptableTargets: Rounds out his first verse by accusing Seuss of writing ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''.
* BoringInsult: It's hard to catch but this is how he starts his attack in the second verse.
--> You're pathetically predictable. You think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto muppet creatures?
--> You're pathetically predictable. You think your new book might include a trisyllabic meter and some ghetto muppet creatures?
* IAmNotLeftHanded: Changes gears from Iambic Pentameter to MotorMouth in response to the Cat in the Hat entering the battle.
* PretenderDiss: An odd example; Will takes shots at the quality of Seuss's writing and character, before adding "And to top it off [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not a doctor]]".
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* BadassBookworm: He's very quiet and doesn't look too physically intimidating, but he doesn't need to be when he can summon his creations to kick ass for him. Plus he ends his "verses" by slamming a book closed.
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* MalevolentMakedMen: MalevolentMaskedMen: Only shows his face once.
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* ALighterShadeOfBlack: There's no doubt he's evil, but he's sill portrayed as having a moral high ground over Hitler.
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** Frozen, tossed on the ground, and then dropped in the Rancor pit. [[spoiler:Then cut in half by his rival.]]
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* EveryoneHasStandards: Hitler prefers Creator/RickMoranis in ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' to Vader. Bear in mind that ''Spaceballs'' was a parody done by Creator/MelBrooks, who heavily lampooned Hitler in ''Film/TheProducers'' - and Hitler still hates Vader more. Also keep in mind that Brooks and Moranis are ''Jewish''.
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* DrivenToSuicide: Vader mocks his self-inflicted death.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Hitler prefers Creator/RickMoranis in ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' to Vader. Bear in mind that ''Spaceballs'' was a parody done by Creator/MelBrooks, who heavily lampooned Hitler in ''Film/TheProducers'' - and Hitler still hates Vader more. Also keep in mind that both Brooks and Moranis are''Jewish''.''Jewish''.
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Makes one Holocaust joke per rap battle.
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* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Makes one Holocaust joke per rap battle.
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* TooDumbToLive: Darth Vader tells him that he should have known better than to have invaded Russia, without being properly supplied and kitted out for winter warfare. ''Especially'' because Napoleon made this exact mistake [[HistoryRepeats a century before him]].
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* CombatPragmatist: [[spoiler:Shoots Boba during the middle of his rap]].
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* PragmaticVillainy: While he, in part, believes that Hitler is a disgusting being, pragmatism is also a reason that he mocks Hitler. He's aware that a regime based on nationalism and racism can only persist for so long, before it eventually falls apart from the pressure of having so many enemies.
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* PragmaticVillainy: While he, in part, [[EvenEvilHasStandards believes that Hitler is a disgusting being, being]], pragmatism is also a reason that he mocks Hitler. He's aware that a regime based on nationalism and racism can only persist for so long, before it eventually falls apart from the pressure of having so many enemies.
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* PrecisionFStrike: Delivers a pointed one to Mr. T; "get the ''fuck'' out of my neighbor".
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* PrecisionFStrike: Delivers a pointed one to Mr. T; "get the ''fuck'' out of my neighbor".neighborhood".
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-->'''Beethoven ''': I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls!
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* VillainousBreakdown: His final verse is composed entirely of insults that don't rhyme, delivered right after Darth Vader rips into everything that Hitler did and summons Boba Fett.
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* ButWaitTheresMore: Billy Mays' FamousLastWords.
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**BadassBeard: Mays has an impressive beard going on.
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* RedBaron: Billy's the Lord of the Pitch. Vince, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep on the other hand]], is more often than not referred to as [[FanNickname The Shamwow Guy]].
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!!Vince Offer
* TakeUpMySword: [[spoiler:Billy Mays dies of a heart attack before he can complete his second verse. Vince steps in to finish the battle.]]
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!!Music/JohnLennon
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* BadassMoustache: As in real life.
* BlingOfWar: He wears his uniform from "Sergeant Pepper."
* LennonSpecs: He ''is'' Lennon so of course he has them.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Could be chalked up to EarlyInstallmentWeirdness because it is the only case. In later seasons he would probably have been played by a proper Englishman.
* ShoutOut: He wears Lennon's ''Music/SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand'' uniform, namedrops ''Music/{{Help}}'', "Can't Buy Me Love" from ''Music/AHardDaysNight'' and oddly enough the Music/PaulMcCartney song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" from ''Music/AbbeyRoad''.
* ShutUpHannibal: Spends both his verses telling O'Reilly to shut up.
* TheStoner: He certainly sounds less focused and angry... for the most part.
* TechnicalPacifist: He's all about peace and love, but he'll kick your ass for free.
!![[Series/TheOReillyFactor Bill O'Reilly]]
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* BadassInANiceSuit: Which he complements with $10,000 shoes.
* CardCarryingVillain: He outright admits that he's evil.
* DodgyToupee: It quite obviously is about to fall off at some points.
* ForTheEvulz: The reason he gives when Lennon asks why he schemes to stir the people up.
* ManOfWealthAndTaste: A nasty man in stylish suit and shoes.
* NiceShoes: Worth $10,000!
* NoIndoorVoice: He doesn't just speak out against Lennon - he ''yells'' at the guy.
* ParentalNeglect: Lennon suggests that his mother never loved him.
* PropagandaMachine: He's accused of this by Lennon, and he doesn't try to deny it.
!!UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AbsentAliens: The Rancor he was going to be fed to doesn't appear and is [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome killed offscreen]]; with a ''regular Luger pistol'', no less.
* {{Acrofatic}}: More wideset than Hitler in RealLife, but capable of doing Luke Skywalker's forward flip. The best part? ''Not a stunt double.''
* AdolfHitlarious: Naturally. All three videos get a lot of mileage out of playing up Hitler's LargeHam tendencies.
* AmbiguouslyGay: The way Hitler mimes when he says he's "dope on the mic," and again when he calls Vader Palpatine's whore. An UrbanLegend suggests Hitler's obsession with homosexuals was due to being ArmouredClosetGay, similarly to how his hatred of Jews was partially due to his father (and therefore, technically [[BoomerangBigot him]]) having Jewish blood.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: In addition to his other well-documented enormities, he also traveled back in time and caused the BadassDecay of Darth Vader in the Star Wars prequels.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Chancellor and Führer of Germany.
* BadassLongcoat: His Nazi greatcoat.
* BadassMoustache: Averted - it's Hitler. He may have killed a Rancor [[spoiler: and Boba Fett]] with nothing but a Luger, but ''it's still Hitler.''
* BadassNormal: He's a real historical figure with no magical or supernatural abilities (obviously), but he still manages to kill a ''Rancor'' and [[spoiler: Boba Fett]] with nothing but a Luger P08.
* BookEnds: His last words on ERB are the same as his first: "I am Adolf Hitler!"
* BreakoutCharacter: Weirdly enough, he ended up becoming popular in part owing to his being a LaughablyEvil version of TheChewToy.
* ButtMonkey:
** Frozen, tossed on the ground, and then dropped in the Rancor pit. [[spoiler:Then cut in half by his rival.]]
** [[spoiler:Then his ghost is captured by the Ghostbusters.]]
* CardCarryingVillain: Hitler enjoys his reputation as the most evil man ever.
-->'''Hitler:''' I am a force truly evil!
* CommissarCap: Wears a mockup of the historical cap.
* CountryMatters: Is thus far the only character on the show to use the word "cunt". Compare Vader, who interrupted his own verse to think of a way out of saying it.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Hitler prefers Creator/RickMoranis in ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' to Vader. Bear in mind that ''Spaceballs'' was a parody done by Creator/MelBrooks, who heavily lampooned Hitler in ''Film/TheProducers'' - and Hitler still hates Vader more. Also keep in mind that Brooks and Moranis are ''Jewish''.
* EvilIsHammy: Evil and ''overwhelmingly'' hammy.
* EvilerThanThou: Claims that, unlike Vader, he is "a force truly evil".
* FauxAffablyEvil: All of his "polite" requests to Vader (to take a shower, to ride on a train, and to pop into an oven) are DeadlyEuphemism[=s=] for Holocaust terms.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: [[spoiler:Darth Vader gets sick of having to deal with him and cuts him in half.]]
* GagEcho: Vader uses this to sum up Hitler's entire rise and fall;
--> '''Vader''': You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up, had a beer hall putsch, got 'em fired up and when your bunker ended [[LaserGuidedKarma getting fired up]], you put a [[AteHisGun gun in your mouth]] and ''[[DrivenToSuicide fired up]]''.
* IronButtMonkey: Being partially blinded as a result from carbonite freezing doesn't stop him from tearing into Vader when he gets the chance, and neither does having to fend off a Rancor.
* LargeHam: Even by this show's standards he has a tremendous presence. In real life, he had a god complex or something similar.
* LaughablyEvil: He'll make you laugh with shock at his brazenness, if nothing else, even while talking about his atrocities.
* NoIndoorVoice: Almost all of his lines are shouted.
* NoSwastikas: Completely absent on his uniform.
* OncePerEpisode: It's customary for Hitler to make one off-color Holocaust joke in each of his raps and utter the phrase "[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I am Adolf Hitler]]" at least once.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: It's ''Hitler''. Of course he's not going to be fond of Jewish people, or black people for that reason.
* PsychopathicManchild: Type C; his [[LaughablyEvil goofiness makes it easy to forget how evil he is]], at least until the 3rd installment when [[spoiler:he murders Boba Fett onscreen]] because he's mad that Vader beat him.
* TheSociopath: Shows no regrets or remorse for his deeds, and frequently makes light of them.
* SealedEvilInACan: [[spoiler:His final fate is to be trapped by Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} in the Season 4 trailer and deposisted in their containment unit.]]
* StupidJetpackHitler: His claim of going back in time to make Vader whack in the Franchise/StarWars prequels.
* TeenyWeenie: Vader claims he has a "Napoleon dick".
* TerribleArtist: According to Vader. The real life version washed out of art school.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: He gives a particularly devastating one to Vader in their second battle; his family trouble, Palpatine's 'whore' etc.
* ThoseWackyNazis: Duh; he's the head Nazi and wackier than all of them.
* TooDumbToLive: Darth Vader tells him that he should have known better than to have invaded Russia, without being properly supplied and kitted out for winter warfare. ''Especially'' because Napoleon made this exact mistake [[HistoryRepeats a century before him]].
* TookALevelInJerkass: He was never a pleasant person to begin with, but in his final match with Darth Vader, he drops the FauxAffablyEvil attitude and spews insults at his opponent.
* VillainousBreakdown: His final verse is composed entirely of insults that don't rhyme, delivered right after Darth Vader rips into everything that Hitler did and summons Boba Fett.
* VillainousValour: He's ready to rap within seconds of being thawed out of carbonite (painful, debilitating, and ''blinding'').
!![[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AFatherToHisMen: He notes that millions of his Storm Troopers would be willing to die for him.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: "I'm the original dark lord; you're like the sorcerer's apprentice".
* {{Badass}}: Just like in the movies, he's a strong opponent.
* BadassBaritone: It may not be James Earl Jones' voice, but it's still quite deep.
* BadassCape: A little shorter than his movie counterpart, but still present.
* BreakoutCharacter: Alongside Hitler.
* CardCarryingVillain: The whole reason why he and Hitler battle is that they both regard themselves as the more evil of the two.
* CombatPragmatist: Used the force to choke Hitler, then proceeded to freeze him in carbonite in the first rap battle. Later, in the second rap battle, he promptly drops Hitler into the Rancor Pit when he's on a roll. Finally, in the third rap battle, [[spoiler: Darth Vader cuts Adolf Hitler in half with his lightsaber while he was in the middle of a verse.]]
* CoolHelmet: Vader's iconic helmet is present.
* TheDragon: Hitler calls him "the Emperor's whore".
* EvenEvilHasStandards:
** He mocks Hitler's attempts to convince the world the Jews are evil. This may be less standards and more insulting him through his failures, though given how he mentions that he has a "homeboy in Israel" and generally seems to hate Hitler, it might be a case of both.
** He won't use [[CountryMatters the C word]], even interrupting his own rap to avoid it.
* EvilOverlord: Though he's technically TheDragon for Emperor Palpatine, most of the Empire's armies report to him. They show up in his first verse and freeze Hitler in carbonite.
* EvilSoundsDeep: His deep baritone voice works well for the Sith Lord.
* EvilerThanThou: Everything Hitler did, Vader invented it!
* FallenHero: Once the chosen one, now a tyrannical Sith Lord.
-->'''Hitler''': ''You got one bitch pregnant and gave into the hate!''
* JustToyingWithThem: Vader only thawed Hitler from carbonite to have a rematch and to drop him into the Rancor pit.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: To Hitler. In their first rap battle he freezes him in carbonite. In their second, he thaws him out just to toy with him, then drops him into the Rancor pit. In their third, he tries feeding him to the Sarlaac beast, and [[spoiler:after Hitler shoots Boba Fett he decides to cut him in half]].
* LastSecondWordSwap: Evidently; Vader ends one line with "runt" and pauses halfway through the follow-up seemingly because [[EvenEvilHasStandards he hesitates to use]] [[CountryMatters the most obvious rhyme]]. One Stormtrooper suggests a PainfulRhyme and he decides to roll with it.
* LukeIAmYourFather: [[LukeIMightBeYourFather Vader may or may not know if he's Hitler's father]], because he used the line in conjunction with a YourMom joke.
* NightmareFace: Without the mask, his face is seriously scarred - and it's not presented in an UglyCute sort of way as it was in ''Return Of The Jedi''.
* PragmaticVillainy: While he, in part, believes that Hitler is a disgusting being, pragmatism is also a reason that he mocks Hitler. He's aware that a regime based on nationalism and racism can only persist for so long, before it eventually falls apart from the pressure of having so many enemies.
* PsychicPowers: Darth Vader is force-sensitive, after all. He uses it to force choke Hitler in the first rap.
* PsychopathicManchild: Type C; Not as much as Hitler, but a lot of his insults in the first battle sound like they come from a 13-year old on Xbox Live.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: He absolutely tears into Hitler's political opinions and his military strategy in his third battle with him.
* SellOut: According to Hitler. He isn't going to let Vader forget that Disney owns his franchise anytime soon.
* VaderBreath: Hitler exploits by saying he should use the force to fix his respirator.
* YouNeedABreathMint: According to Hitler he needs a 'life saver' instead of a 'light saber'.
* YourMom: "So many dudes been with your mom, [[LukeIMightBeYourFather who even knows if I'm your father?!]]"
!!UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: The 16th President of the United States.
* BadassBeard: "I won the Civil War with my beard!"
* TheCameo: Abraham Lincoln briefly appears in the Season 3 premiere, as Hitler's (attempted) executioner.
* CannotTellALie: Whatever he speaks is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. "I won't tell a lie and I won't start now!"
* ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch: An InUniverse defiance. Evidently Abraham Lincoln doesn't approve of such behavior, and he draws the line at it: "I'd make fun of WalkerTexasRanger / but I've never even seen that show!"
* GiantFlyer: The guy's air-dropped and carried off by an eagle.
* HardHead: He can catch bullets with his skull!
* HostileShowTakeover: Towards the end of the [[spoiler: Obama VS. Romney]] match he drops in and steals the show.
* LargeHam:
--> By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird,
* NiceHat: His signature top hat.
* NoIndoorVoice: Mainly in his second appearance where he's shouting every word.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: As President Action, he ''interrupts'' the rap battle between [[spoiler: Mitt Romney and Barack Obama]] to slap them both.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: [[spoiler: In Obama vs. Romney, when the two devolve into childish insults, Lincoln reroutes the debate back to the actual issues at hand, and accurately points out the faults of both of them while also acknowledging the valid points they make.]] In general, he is probably the most sympathetically portrayed of the authority figures shown in the series and is the one who seems most fit to be in charge. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking He also refuses to criticize a show without watching it.]]
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: [[spoiler: Delivers to Obama ("Don't talk about change, just do it!") and Romney ("You're a pancake, fliptopity!") Interestingly, he seems to appreciate Obama to some degree though he's disappointed in him, while he just insults Romney.]]
* TookALevelInBadass: He goes from doing okay in his battle against Chuck Norris, to bitch-slapping [[spoiler: Obama and Romney]].
!! Creator/ChuckNorris
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: Many of the characters on the show are presidents, kings, emperors, etc. Chuck, on the other hand, has no sort of official rank at all. He's everyone's master because he can kick all their asses. (Except Bruce Lee.)
* BadassBeard: Lincoln briefly refers to it; mentioning the Chuck Norris fact that it can block bullets.
* BadassBoast: ''Seven in a row'', which comprise his second verse, all belted out at the top of his lungs as he's one hundred feet tall, glowing, and on fire.
-->''My hands make the speed of light WISH THAT IT WAS FASTER!''
* BerserkButton: When Abraham Lincoln dumps a bucket of pennies on his head, he gets mad. And shortly after, Lincoln says he'd make fun of ''WalkerTexasRanger'', [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch but he never watched it]], then Chuck ''explodes'':
-->'''Chuck:''' '''I AM CHUCK [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] NORRIS!'''
* EldritchAbomination: His second verse implies that he's not human and instead a Cosmic Horror beyond human comprehension; he grows to 100 ft, glows, his voice echoes, and according to his boasts he makes the laws of physics twist into knots.
* NiceHat: Wears a cowboy hat during his first verse.
* NoIndoorVoice: During his second verse when he activates his SuperMode and becomes gigantic.
* OffhandBackhand: During his first verse, he casually defeats a few different attacks without looking at them or breaking his lyrical flow.
* RapidFireFisticuffs: His fists are faster than the speed of light.
* SuperMode: In the form of AttackOfThe50FootWhatever.
!!UsefulNotes/SarahPalin
-> '''Played by:''' Lisa Nova
* AuthorityEqualsAssKicking: Governor of Alaska. Gaga tries to downplay Palin's authority by claiming it's "like principal of a home school".
* BigScrewedUpFamily: According to Gaga, Palin's family is more dysfunctional than the Jacksons.
* BlondeRepublicanSexKitten: Brunette with an extra helping of {{Meganekko}}. She never looked this good in real life.
* MamaBear: Don't insult her children.
* {{Meganekko}}: As part of her attire, she features her trademark glasses.
* NeverMessWithGranny: She claims that she killed mooose with her bare hands before Gaga was born.
!!Music/LadyGaga
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* CrosscastRole: Played by [=NicePeter=].
* DreadfulMusician: Sarah Palin thinks of her and her music as a joke.
* {{Expy}}: Palin calls her a "rerun of {{Music/Madonna}}".
* RummageSaleReject: Her wardrobe is odd and mismatched.
* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible: In-universe; expresses the opinion that true beauty is unique and that it doesn't need to be perfect.
!![[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea Kim Jong-Il]]
-> '''Played by:''' Timothy Delaghetto
* AGodAmI: Arrogantly proclaims this word for word.
* AnimeHair: Hulk Hogan says it makes him look like SonicTheHedgehog[='s=] mom.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: He's a dictator of a country with nuclear weapons.
* BerserkButton: He flips out when Hulk Hogan thinks that Beijing is in North Korea.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: "North Korea bitch let me give you a tour, by the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!"
* {{BFG}}: A ''rocket launcher''.
* CombatPragmatist: Why rap when you can shoot the other guy with a RPG-7?
* FatBastard: Made even worse considering that he starves his own people.
* GroinAttack: Threatens to do this to Hogan: "I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair!"
* HistoricalVillainDowngrade: While still clearly an asshole, his notoriety of violating human rights is only mentioned in passing.
* {{Jerkass}}: He thinks pretty highly of himself even though he's clearly a dick.
* TheNapoleon: He's a ''lot'' shorter than either of his opponents and isn't shy about being aggressive towards both of them. Savage briefly refers to it.
-->'''Macho Man:''' I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses, but when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses.
* SinisterShades: They cover his eyes and he never takes them off.
* TakeThat: Sneaks in a reference to Hogan's steroid abuse.
!!The Mega Powers - Wrestling/HulkHogan and Wrestling/RandySavage
-> '''Hulk Hogan Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
-> '''Macho Man Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* BadassBeard: Randy's beard is wild and makes him look tough, while Hogan has his trademark 'stache.
* BadassMoustache: Hulk sports an awesome handlebar.
* CelebrityEndorsement
-->'''Randy Savage''': Watch me snap into a Slim-Jim Kim Jong-Il!
* TheCameo: Randy Savage briefly appears in the Season 3 premiere.
* CombatPragmatist: Savage has no problem hitting aggressive midgets, though he does express that he prefers not to hit guys with glasses.
* CoolShades: Randy's shades are definitely an 80s throwback.
* DumbBlonde: What Kim Jong-Il thinks of Hulk Hogan after Hogan's GlobalIgnorance shines through.
* EagleLand: Both have a mix of Type 1 and 2, they're the good guys, but they have GlobalIgnorance, solve all their problems with violence and threats of it, etc.
* GlobalIgnorance: Hulk thinks Beijing is in Korea.
* MadeOfIron: Hulk survives a missile!
* NiceHat: Randy's hat and Hulk's bandanna.
* TakeUpMySword: Randy Savage does this, as he only comes into the match after Hogan is hit by a rocket and unable to continue.
!! Music/LudwigVanBeethoven
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* BadassBaritone: Deep voiced and aggressive.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: "Ask Bach, I've got more cock than Smith & Wesson!", complete with Bach popping up on screen nodding and making an "it was this big!" gesture by holding his hands ~18 inches apart.
* ClassicalMusic: Crowds of millions want to listen to his symphonies long after his death.
* DeafComposer: [[CursedWithAwesome He considers it a blessing because he doesn't have to hear Bieber's songs]].
* DistractedByTheSexy: Beethoven momentarily tries to sneak a peek when Bieber mentions having KimKardashian backstage.
* FlippingTheTable: Overturns his piano at the end of his first verse because he is ''that'' outraged by his opponent.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Went deaf from his own music, according to Bieber.
* HotBlooded: He's a man of great emotion.
* MusicalAssassin: "I'm comitting verbal murder in the major third degree!"
* YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith: Not impressed by the latest teenage heart throb; it's the undercurrent of his first verse. "Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson."
** And later in the same verse: "My name's '''Beethoven''', ''[[PrecisionFStrike Motherfucker]]'', [[SarcasmMode maybe you've heard of me?!]]"
* WouldntHitAGirl: Claims that it's the reason why he won't smack Bieber.
!!Music/JustinBieber
-> '''Played by:''' Alex Farnham
* BrattyHalfPint: An arrogant child trying to run with a famous musician.
* CurbStompCushion: He may not do that well, but he does get one or two good hits in, like when he tells Beethoven that his own music made him deaf or when he offers him aspirin and says, "You're catching Bieber Fever tonight!"
* KidAnova: If his verses are to be believed, he can seduce older women.
* IJustWantToBeBadass: Why he trades blows with a music legend; he wants to be as badass as him.
* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Beethoven calls him a "little white Usher".
* TeenyWeenie: When Beethoven tells Bieber he can't even hit puberty, Bach again pops up on screen, making a sad face, and another "it was this big" gesture, holding his finger and thumb roughly an inch apart.
!! UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein
-> '''Played by:''' Zach Sherwin
* BadassBookworm: He blows minds with his battle theory.
* BadassMustache: Has the one that the real Einstein famously did.
* EinsteinHair: The man himself.
* {{Jerkass}}: Some of his raps are directly aimed at Hawking's disability.
* LargeHam: Very passionate and his gestures make him seem even more so next to the immobile Hawking.
* PungeonMaster: "Minds are relatively blown," "Albert E. equals MC squared"... the list goes on.
!! Creator/StephenHawking
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AutoTune: At first, the producers considered just having a synthesised voice, as [[ShownTheirWork Hawking does in real life]], but they found that it was too jarring and had no sense of rhythm, so this was used as an alternative. Although it could have worked; see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSxuO36XXDQ
* BadassBookworm: Don't try to match your P-brane (pea brain) against his mind.
* BerserkButton: Saying his Black Hole theory has holes in it. The disabled jokes also hit it.
* TheCameo: Stephen Hawking has appeared in multiple battles, including both ''Vader VS Hitler'' sequels.
* DisabledSnarker: As in RealLife. His raps are so sharp, they physically hurt.
* DissonantSerenity: He's clearly ''pissed'' after his BerserkButton is pressed.
* TheDragon: Turns up at the end of Vader/Hitler 2, apparently on Vader's side [[spoiler: but then he throws Hitler a microphone in the opening of Hitler/Vader 3, so who knows whose side he was on?]]
* GeniusCripple: It's Hawking, he's in a wheel chair, and he's rapping.
* HiddenAgendaVillain: For a given measure of villain. [[spoiler:Whose side he's on is now up for debate, given how he threw Hitler a microphone]].
* MachineMonotone: Like the real deal, he speaks with a machine.
* MundaneUtility: Using the computer on his SuperWheelchair to play VideoGame/AngryBirds.
* SuperWheelchair: With 12-inch rims.
* YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith: "...here, boy!"
* YourMom: "Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
!! UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: Became the ruler of one of the most feared Empires in history by kicking lots of ass.
* AxCrazy: He takes pleasure in wanting to brutally murder the Easter Bunny.
* BadassMustache: Sports a Fu Manchu.
* BloodKnight: He's a HotBlooded Mongolian warmonger.
* CoolHelmet: All part of his warrior overlord look.
* CoolSword: Like his helmet, this is also part of his warlord look.
* EvilLaugh: Begins his verse with one.
* FourStarBadass: Commander of the infamous Mongol horde.
* LargeHam: Just listen to his EvilLaugh and the way he attacks his lines.
* NoIndoorVoice: All his lines are shouted.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: It's not entirely brought up, but his pillaging involved a ''lot'' of rape.
!!EasterBunny
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* BowtiesAreCool: Wears a large one and it's as cool as he is (I.e. not at all).
* BreakTheHaughty: He claims that he deserves to be arrogant, but gets his ass handed to him by Genghis.
* ButtMonkey: Not surprisingly, he gets destroyed in the rap battle.
* JokeCharacter: Not even The Announcer is impressed.
* KillerRabbit: What he claims; can't back it up.
* {{Mascot}}: One in denial, for Hallmark, according to UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan.
* NiceGuy: Claims to be one when he talks about giving people candy.
!! UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AManIsNotAVirgin: Endorses the idea that Napoleon isn't a real man because he's a virgin.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: He's the Emperor of the French.
* CulturalPosturing: Treats his French heritage as a source of pride.
* TheEmperor: Of France, as in real life.
* FourStarBadass: One of the great generals of history, and mentions it many times.
* GratuitousFrench: Mostly raps in English, but breaks into French for one line.
* TheNapoleon: His height is mentioned several times. He's the TropeNamer, after all.
* NiceHat: Wears his famous hat from many a painting.
* PintsizedPowerhouse: He's tiny, but he's one hell of a rapper, and one of the best generals in history.
* WhiteStallion: Rides it into the battle during the introduction, and was famously depicted atop one in paintings.
!!Film/NapoleonDynamite
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AwesomeMcCoolname: His last name is a common explosive but his first name is only awesome because of the person he's rapping against.
* BoisterousWeakling: Talks big, but any skills he might have at physical combat... just see WhatTheFuAreYouDoing below. He's beyond terrible when he tries to show off with nunchucks.
* CoolHorse: Rides the Liger (Lion[=/=]Tiger mix) during the introduction.
* FightingWithChucks: Or rather, trying to.
* {{Nerd}}: Just as in the movie, he's a socially awkward dork who talks big.
* NerdGlasses: To emphasize his Nerdiness further, he has the stereotypical glasses.
* SaiGuy: Tries to be this but his skill doesn't exist.
* TheStoic: He stays emotionless throughout his battle and does bother to do any motions aside from the occasional reaction to Bonaparte's verses.
* WeaponOfChoice: Carries a [[SaiGuy sai]] and [[FightingWithChucks nunchucks]] as a testament to his alleged skills.
* WhatTheFuAreYouDoing: [[FightingWithChucks His nunchucks.]] [[InformedAbility "Alleged skills" indeed.]]
!! Creator/BenjaminFranklin
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Governor of Pennsylvania and Founding Father of the United States.
* BadassBookworm: Invented the post office and his lightning experiment is referenced.
* BadassGrandpa: He's old enough to have white hair and balding and a lot of raping intellect.
* BadassLongRobe: He wears one at the start of the battle.
* BaldOfAwesome: Though he's not completely bald it's still awesome.
* SophisticatedAsHell: "Stop! I protest these intolerable raps! It takes just one easy payment for me to ''whoop your ass''!
* SpecsOfAwesome: His bifocals amplify his BadassBookworm awesomeness.
* StoutStrength: He makes the screen shake when he stomps.
!!Creator/BillyMays and VinceOffer
-> '''Billy Played by:''' Colin J. Sweeney
-> '''Vince Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Hi, Billy Mays here, with a special TV offer! Watch me crush this bald, '''f'''at, '''f'''oppish '''f'''ounding '''f'''ather!"
* BadassBeard:
** Mays has an impressive beard going on.
** Inverted with Vince who is clean shaven and finishes the battle.
* ButWaitTheresMore: Billy Mays' FamousLastWords.
* CharacterDeath: Billy dies of a heart attack.
* FourEqualPaymentsOf: In this case, one easy payment for Ben Franklin to whoop Billy's ass.
* NoIndoorVoice: Comes with being a spokesman.
* RedBaron: Billy's the Lord of the Pitch. Vince, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep on the other hand]], is more often than not referred to as [[FanNickname The Shamwow Guy]].
* TakeUpMySword: Billy dies of a heart attack before he can complete his second verse. Vince steps in to finish the battle.
!![[LordOfTheRings Gandalf]]
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* BadassLongrobe: Wears his characteristic robes from ''Lord of the Rings''.
* BadassGrandpa: Takes the form of an old man, but is still a badass.
* BroughtDownToBadass: He's knocked from White to Gray, but is by no means less badass.
* CompensatingForSomething: Dumbledore suspects this is why he carries a staff.
* CameBackStrong: Dying only makes his "brights brighter".
* DeathIsCheap: Death makes ''others'' die, but not him.
* PlayingWithFire: One of his powers; "I leave mics in flames; torched by Gandalf!"
* SimpleStaff: They're better than wands, in his opinion.
* SmokingIsCool: Gets a memorable shot of him releasing a gout of smoke after inhaling from his pipe. In slow-motion.
* WizardBeard: His is long and straight.
!![[Literature/HarryPotter Albus Dumbledore]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Headmaster of Hogwarts Academy.
* BadassArmy: Dumbledore's Army is more impressive than 'hairy-toed friends'.
* BadassLongrobe: Wears his famous wizard robes from the movies.
* BadassGay: Proud gay that knocks Gandalf the White back to Gandalf the Grey.
* BadassGrandpa: He's an old man and he's ''enormously'' powerful.
* {{Familiar}}: His phoenix Fawkes.
* MagicWand: Uses it to demote Gandalf.
* RealMenWearPink: Carries a pink boa in his closet, but he's never seen wearing it.
* StraightGay: Prefers the company of wizards and proud of it!
* WizardBeard: It is long and he has knots in it.
!!Creator/WilliamShakespeare
-> '''Played by:''' George Watsky
* AlasPoorYorik: Holds up the famous skull just before kicking into MotorMouth.
* AntiquatedLinguistics: Complete with Iambic Pentameter considering how old he is compared to Dr.Seuss.
* BadassBeard: He has a nice goatee like the RealLife Shakespeare with a BadassMustache to boot.
* CulturedBadass: He'll chew you out in accurate Iambic Pentameter.
* GratuitousIambicPentameter: His first verse is structured like one of his plays.
* JawDrop: His second verse, which is a case of MotorMouth, provokes this from both Seuss and the Cat in the Hat.
* KillEmAll: One of his plays, Macbeth, is described as "1 + 2 = so much blood."
* MotorMouth: Turns into one for his second verse. The Cat in the Hat is not impressed. "You rap fast, you do; you rap fast it's true, but let's see how you do against Thing 1 and Thing 2!"
* SophisticatedAsHell: Will mix lines from his play with rather pedestrian insults.
-->I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades, then ask "What light through yonder poser breaks?"
!!Creator/DrSeuss
-> '''Dr. Seuss Played by:''' Mickey Meyer
-> '''The Cat in the Hat Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
-> '''Things 2 and 1 both Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* ArtInitiatesLife: He creates the Cat in the Hat and Thing 1 and Thing 2 from drawings.
* AxCrazy: Things 1 and 2 spout nothing but bloodthirsty lines, and seem like they would love to physically harm Shakespeare.
* BadassBookworm: He's very quiet and doesn't look too physically intimidating, but he doesn't need to be when he can summon his creations to kick ass for him.
* BerserkButton: Don't accuse him of writing the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' books.
* BowtiesAreCool: Both Seuss and the Cat wear them and look stylish.
* TheBrute: Things 1 & 2, who are much more violent, crude, and aggressive than the Cat in the Hat.
* CoolShades: The Cat wears Peter's signature glasses.
* CloudCuckoolander: Throughout the bulk of the battle, he seems to be oblivious to what's going on. Until Shakespeare [[BerserkButton accuses him of writing the Twilight books...]]
* TheDragon: The Cat in the Hat raps on his behalf.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: While the Cat in the Hat mentions boats, the background changes to a boat and Seuss immediately becomes seasick. With rainbows.
* KubrickStare: Engages in long ones that leave Shakespeare shaken just before and just after the Cat's verse.
* MarionetteMaster: His artwork does the rapping.
* TheVoiceless: He never talks; his creations do that for him.
!!Creator/MrT
-> '''Played by:''' DeStorm
* BadassBeard: Retains the intimidating and badass beard Mr. T had in ''Rocky III''.
* BadassCrew: He's got the A-Team to help him out.
* BerserkButton: He doesn't react kindly to being called dumb.
* BlingOfWar: His neck chains are all gold. He threatens to dip Mr. Roger's friends in the gold and add them to his collection.
* DumbMuscle: Mister Rogers claims that he calls himself "T" because he's "too dumb to spell".
* NoIndoorVoice: Most of his lines are shouted and are much, much louder than those of Mr. Rogers.
* NoNonsenseNemesis: His lines don't contain any jokes or funny bits; they're straight out attacks.
* ScaryBlackMan: The real Mr. T is famous for this and it's played up here too. Lots of threats and stuff.
* TrashTalk: His lines are exclusively this. A lot of rappers go for boasting about themselves, he just goes on the attack.
* TrueCompanions: The A-Team's got his back.
* VerbalTic: "Punk!", "Fool!" and "Sucka!"
!! Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AxCrazy: Slips into this when Mr. T says he'll "call CPS about them kids on your lap!"
* BadassGrandpa: He's a very good rapper in spite of his advanced age.
* BatterUp: Mr. [=McFeely=] carries one.
* BerserkButton: Accusations of child molestation make him take a nasty turn.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Acts friendly through much of his lines, but when Mr. T [[BerserkButton accuses him of child molestation]], he drops the friendly attitude and gets serious. He also threatens to cut MR. T into pieces. And at the end of his second verse, Mr. [=McFeely=] can be seen in the background, menacingly holding a [[BatterUp baseball bat]], apparently ready to use it if Mr. T doesn't leave.
* CreepyMonotone: Part of his second verse is delivered this way, when he's obviously seething about being accused of child molestation.
* DissonantSerenity: He smiles fondly and nonchalantly changes his shoes while Mr. T threatens him and curses him out.
* LethalJokeCharacter: Note how the music changes when he's announced; it seems to be setting up for a CurbStompBattle reminiscent of Genghis Khan vs. the Easter Bunny, but he proceeds to have a chilling rap of his own.
* NiceGuy: He's one of the few characters who's polite to his opponent. The worst he does insult-wise is friendly teasing. Then his BerserkButton is pushed.
* NiceShoes: Mentions putting on his sneakers so he won't get blood on his penny loafers.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Mister Rogers gladly accepts anyone into his neighborhood, except for people who call him a pedophile. Then shit will get real.
* PrecisionFStrike: Delivers a pointed one to Mr. T; "get the ''fuck'' out of my neighbor".
* TranquilFury: Rogers is clearly pissed at Mr. T's [[PaedoHunt joke about child molestation]], but his only reaction is to slip into a calm, even, and ''creepy'' monotone. This is noteworthy given that he was jovial until that point.
!!UsefulNotes/{{Christopher Columbus}}
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AlienNonInterferenceClause: The worst offender of the Prime Directive.
* AssShove: Threatens to shove a flag up Kirk's ass and claim him for Spain.
* BadassBaritone: His voice is not as deep as some of the other examples, but it's still lower than Kirk's at any rate.
* BadassLongcoat: He uses it to punctuate his prediction of who'll win this battle.
* BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame: Neck chopping [[PressurePoint Spock]] and stabbing [[MasterSwordsman Sulu]] with a sword.
* CoolBoat: It sails during the opening.
* CoolSword: A rapier.
* HeroKiller: Floors Spock and Sulu ''in seconds''.
* LargeHam: He plays up every hammy Italian stereotype as much as possible.
* NiceHat: A sailor one.
* NoSenseOfDirection: Kirk points out that he never lands were he intends to sail to.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: According to Kirk he's a "slave making bitch". [[note]] He's talking to Queen Isabella, but it still works for Columbus. [[/note]]
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Pulls this after his first line, but he immediately comes back.
--> "Arrivederci! Imma leave before this battle begins!... 'Cos we both know in the end which one of these captain's gonna win!"
!![[Franchise/StarTrek Captain James T. Kirk]]
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AnythingThatMoves: Makes out with a GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe right after decking her.
* BullyHunter: ''Hates'' the way Columbus treated the natives and wants to punish the man for it.
* TheCaptain: Considers himself a better one.
* ConfusionFu: Columbus's face when he starts rapping suggests this.
* CoolStarship: The Enterprise.
* {{Hypocrite}}: Claims Columbus discovered a new world that was already inhabited when Kirk did this himself.
* LargeHam: In true Creator/WilliamShatner style.
* StylisticSuck: He doesn't rap so much as spastically state his verses.
* VerbalTic: Broken up speech, which makes his rap less of a rap and more of a long, drawn out statement.
* WouldHitAGirl: Beats up one during his first verse, then [[RuleOfFunny makes out with her]]. Later punches Queen Isabella.
!![=NicePeter=]
-> '''Played by:''' Himself
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Co-creator of the rap battles.
* BaldOfAwesome: He's balding, but not truly bald by the time of the rap battle. He lost his hair at some point afterwards.
* CallBack: When he says "You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick", he literally turns into John Lennon again for a second.
* CoolShades: Until the end of his first verse where he takes them off. Apparently they weren't cool enough to keep.
* EmbarrassingMiddleName: Alexis; it's part of EpicLLOYD's attack.
* FelonyMisdemeanor: He does a JawDrop when Lloyd threatens to unsubscribe his Website/{{Youtube}} channel. Alternately, it could be a reaction to the FanDisservice of Lloyd stripping in front of him (offscreen).
* ManOfAThousandVoices: He has given unique voices to the ''twenty-seven'' rappers that he has played thus far (as well as the Announcer).
%%* RedOniBlueOni: The blue to Lloyd's red.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: "Man, you don't even need to say that kind of shit. Fuck the rap battles and you. I quit!" Defied by Kassem, "You're gonna make them bigger and better."
* TenMinuteRetirement: Kassem makes his "the battles will continue" declaration ten seconds after Nice Peter's declaration that they will end.
!![=EpicLLOYD=]
-> '''Played by:''' Himself
* AccidentalMisnaming: Kassem calls him Todd.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Co-creator of the rap battles.
* BaldOfAwesome: It's only visible for his first two lines before a hat covers it, but it's still awesome.
* JustHereForGodzilla: In-universe; claims that people only go to Peter's page for the rap battles.
* ManOfAThousandVoices: He has given unique voices to the ''twenty-five'' rappers that he has played thus far. In addition, he has played multiple characters at once.
* TheNapoleon: Claims that, while he's shorter, Nice Peter looks up to him.
%%* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Peter's blue.
* ShorterMeansSmarter: The rap battles were ''his'' idea, not Peter's, and he's quick to make that point.
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* BadassMoustache: As in real life.
* BlingOfWar: He wears his uniform from "Sergeant Pepper."
* LennonSpecs: He ''is'' Lennon so of course he has them.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Could be chalked up to EarlyInstallmentWeirdness because it is the only case. In later seasons he would probably have been played by a proper Englishman.
* ShoutOut: He wears Lennon's ''Music/SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand'' uniform, namedrops ''Music/{{Help}}'', "Can't Buy Me Love" from ''Music/AHardDaysNight'' and oddly enough the Music/PaulMcCartney song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" from ''Music/AbbeyRoad''.
* ShutUpHannibal: Spends both his verses telling O'Reilly to shut up.
* TheStoner: He certainly sounds less focused and angry... for the most part.
* TechnicalPacifist: He's all about peace and love, but he'll kick your ass for free.
!![[Series/TheOReillyFactor Bill O'Reilly]]
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* BadassInANiceSuit: Which he complements with $10,000 shoes.
* CardCarryingVillain: He outright admits that he's evil.
* DodgyToupee: It quite obviously is about to fall off at some points.
* ForTheEvulz: The reason he gives when Lennon asks why he schemes to stir the people up.
* ManOfWealthAndTaste: A nasty man in stylish suit and shoes.
* NiceShoes: Worth $10,000!
* NoIndoorVoice: He doesn't just speak out against Lennon - he ''yells'' at the guy.
* ParentalNeglect: Lennon suggests that his mother never loved him.
* PropagandaMachine: He's accused of this by Lennon, and he doesn't try to deny it.
!!UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AbsentAliens: The Rancor he was going to be fed to doesn't appear and is [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome killed offscreen]]; with a ''regular Luger pistol'', no less.
* {{Acrofatic}}: More wideset than Hitler in RealLife, but capable of doing Luke Skywalker's forward flip. The best part? ''Not a stunt double.''
* AdolfHitlarious: Naturally. All three videos get a lot of mileage out of playing up Hitler's LargeHam tendencies.
* AmbiguouslyGay: The way Hitler mimes when he says he's "dope on the mic," and again when he calls Vader Palpatine's whore. An UrbanLegend suggests Hitler's obsession with homosexuals was due to being ArmouredClosetGay, similarly to how his hatred of Jews was partially due to his father (and therefore, technically [[BoomerangBigot him]]) having Jewish blood.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: In addition to his other well-documented enormities, he also traveled back in time and caused the BadassDecay of Darth Vader in the Star Wars prequels.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Chancellor and Führer of Germany.
* BadassLongcoat: His Nazi greatcoat.
* BadassMoustache: Averted - it's Hitler. He may have killed a Rancor [[spoiler: and Boba Fett]] with nothing but a Luger, but ''it's still Hitler.''
* BadassNormal: He's a real historical figure with no magical or supernatural abilities (obviously), but he still manages to kill a ''Rancor'' and [[spoiler: Boba Fett]] with nothing but a Luger P08.
* BookEnds: His last words on ERB are the same as his first: "I am Adolf Hitler!"
* BreakoutCharacter: Weirdly enough, he ended up becoming popular in part owing to his being a LaughablyEvil version of TheChewToy.
* ButtMonkey:
** Frozen, tossed on the ground, and then dropped in the Rancor pit. [[spoiler:Then cut in half by his rival.]]
** [[spoiler:Then his ghost is captured by the Ghostbusters.]]
* CardCarryingVillain: Hitler enjoys his reputation as the most evil man ever.
-->'''Hitler:''' I am a force truly evil!
* CommissarCap: Wears a mockup of the historical cap.
* CountryMatters: Is thus far the only character on the show to use the word "cunt". Compare Vader, who interrupted his own verse to think of a way out of saying it.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Hitler prefers Creator/RickMoranis in ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' to Vader. Bear in mind that ''Spaceballs'' was a parody done by Creator/MelBrooks, who heavily lampooned Hitler in ''Film/TheProducers'' - and Hitler still hates Vader more. Also keep in mind that Brooks and Moranis are ''Jewish''.
* EvilIsHammy: Evil and ''overwhelmingly'' hammy.
* EvilerThanThou: Claims that, unlike Vader, he is "a force truly evil".
* FauxAffablyEvil: All of his "polite" requests to Vader (to take a shower, to ride on a train, and to pop into an oven) are DeadlyEuphemism[=s=] for Holocaust terms.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: [[spoiler:Darth Vader gets sick of having to deal with him and cuts him in half.]]
* GagEcho: Vader uses this to sum up Hitler's entire rise and fall;
--> '''Vader''': You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up, had a beer hall putsch, got 'em fired up and when your bunker ended [[LaserGuidedKarma getting fired up]], you put a [[AteHisGun gun in your mouth]] and ''[[DrivenToSuicide fired up]]''.
* IronButtMonkey: Being partially blinded as a result from carbonite freezing doesn't stop him from tearing into Vader when he gets the chance, and neither does having to fend off a Rancor.
* LargeHam: Even by this show's standards he has a tremendous presence. In real life, he had a god complex or something similar.
* LaughablyEvil: He'll make you laugh with shock at his brazenness, if nothing else, even while talking about his atrocities.
* NoIndoorVoice: Almost all of his lines are shouted.
* NoSwastikas: Completely absent on his uniform.
* OncePerEpisode: It's customary for Hitler to make one off-color Holocaust joke in each of his raps and utter the phrase "[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya I am Adolf Hitler]]" at least once.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: It's ''Hitler''. Of course he's not going to be fond of Jewish people, or black people for that reason.
* PsychopathicManchild: Type C; his [[LaughablyEvil goofiness makes it easy to forget how evil he is]], at least until the 3rd installment when [[spoiler:he murders Boba Fett onscreen]] because he's mad that Vader beat him.
* TheSociopath: Shows no regrets or remorse for his deeds, and frequently makes light of them.
* SealedEvilInACan: [[spoiler:His final fate is to be trapped by Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} in the Season 4 trailer and deposisted in their containment unit.]]
* StupidJetpackHitler: His claim of going back in time to make Vader whack in the Franchise/StarWars prequels.
* TeenyWeenie: Vader claims he has a "Napoleon dick".
* TerribleArtist: According to Vader. The real life version washed out of art school.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: He gives a particularly devastating one to Vader in their second battle; his family trouble, Palpatine's 'whore' etc.
* ThoseWackyNazis: Duh; he's the head Nazi and wackier than all of them.
* TooDumbToLive: Darth Vader tells him that he should have known better than to have invaded Russia, without being properly supplied and kitted out for winter warfare. ''Especially'' because Napoleon made this exact mistake [[HistoryRepeats a century before him]].
* TookALevelInJerkass: He was never a pleasant person to begin with, but in his final match with Darth Vader, he drops the FauxAffablyEvil attitude and spews insults at his opponent.
* VillainousBreakdown: His final verse is composed entirely of insults that don't rhyme, delivered right after Darth Vader rips into everything that Hitler did and summons Boba Fett.
* VillainousValour: He's ready to rap within seconds of being thawed out of carbonite (painful, debilitating, and ''blinding'').
!![[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AFatherToHisMen: He notes that millions of his Storm Troopers would be willing to die for him.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: "I'm the original dark lord; you're like the sorcerer's apprentice".
* {{Badass}}: Just like in the movies, he's a strong opponent.
* BadassBaritone: It may not be James Earl Jones' voice, but it's still quite deep.
* BadassCape: A little shorter than his movie counterpart, but still present.
* BreakoutCharacter: Alongside Hitler.
* CardCarryingVillain: The whole reason why he and Hitler battle is that they both regard themselves as the more evil of the two.
* CombatPragmatist: Used the force to choke Hitler, then proceeded to freeze him in carbonite in the first rap battle. Later, in the second rap battle, he promptly drops Hitler into the Rancor Pit when he's on a roll. Finally, in the third rap battle, [[spoiler: Darth Vader cuts Adolf Hitler in half with his lightsaber while he was in the middle of a verse.]]
* CoolHelmet: Vader's iconic helmet is present.
* TheDragon: Hitler calls him "the Emperor's whore".
* EvenEvilHasStandards:
** He mocks Hitler's attempts to convince the world the Jews are evil. This may be less standards and more insulting him through his failures, though given how he mentions that he has a "homeboy in Israel" and generally seems to hate Hitler, it might be a case of both.
** He won't use [[CountryMatters the C word]], even interrupting his own rap to avoid it.
* EvilOverlord: Though he's technically TheDragon for Emperor Palpatine, most of the Empire's armies report to him. They show up in his first verse and freeze Hitler in carbonite.
* EvilSoundsDeep: His deep baritone voice works well for the Sith Lord.
* EvilerThanThou: Everything Hitler did, Vader invented it!
* FallenHero: Once the chosen one, now a tyrannical Sith Lord.
-->'''Hitler''': ''You got one bitch pregnant and gave into the hate!''
* JustToyingWithThem: Vader only thawed Hitler from carbonite to have a rematch and to drop him into the Rancor pit.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: To Hitler. In their first rap battle he freezes him in carbonite. In their second, he thaws him out just to toy with him, then drops him into the Rancor pit. In their third, he tries feeding him to the Sarlaac beast, and [[spoiler:after Hitler shoots Boba Fett he decides to cut him in half]].
* LastSecondWordSwap: Evidently; Vader ends one line with "runt" and pauses halfway through the follow-up seemingly because [[EvenEvilHasStandards he hesitates to use]] [[CountryMatters the most obvious rhyme]]. One Stormtrooper suggests a PainfulRhyme and he decides to roll with it.
* LukeIAmYourFather: [[LukeIMightBeYourFather Vader may or may not know if he's Hitler's father]], because he used the line in conjunction with a YourMom joke.
* NightmareFace: Without the mask, his face is seriously scarred - and it's not presented in an UglyCute sort of way as it was in ''Return Of The Jedi''.
* PragmaticVillainy: While he, in part, believes that Hitler is a disgusting being, pragmatism is also a reason that he mocks Hitler. He's aware that a regime based on nationalism and racism can only persist for so long, before it eventually falls apart from the pressure of having so many enemies.
* PsychicPowers: Darth Vader is force-sensitive, after all. He uses it to force choke Hitler in the first rap.
* PsychopathicManchild: Type C; Not as much as Hitler, but a lot of his insults in the first battle sound like they come from a 13-year old on Xbox Live.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: He absolutely tears into Hitler's political opinions and his military strategy in his third battle with him.
* SellOut: According to Hitler. He isn't going to let Vader forget that Disney owns his franchise anytime soon.
* VaderBreath: Hitler exploits by saying he should use the force to fix his respirator.
* YouNeedABreathMint: According to Hitler he needs a 'life saver' instead of a 'light saber'.
* YourMom: "So many dudes been with your mom, [[LukeIMightBeYourFather who even knows if I'm your father?!]]"
!!UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: The 16th President of the United States.
* BadassBeard: "I won the Civil War with my beard!"
* TheCameo: Abraham Lincoln briefly appears in the Season 3 premiere, as Hitler's (attempted) executioner.
* CannotTellALie: Whatever he speaks is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. "I won't tell a lie and I won't start now!"
* ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch: An InUniverse defiance. Evidently Abraham Lincoln doesn't approve of such behavior, and he draws the line at it: "I'd make fun of WalkerTexasRanger / but I've never even seen that show!"
* GiantFlyer: The guy's air-dropped and carried off by an eagle.
* HardHead: He can catch bullets with his skull!
* HostileShowTakeover: Towards the end of the [[spoiler: Obama VS. Romney]] match he drops in and steals the show.
* LargeHam:
--> By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird,
* NiceHat: His signature top hat.
* NoIndoorVoice: Mainly in his second appearance where he's shouting every word.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: As President Action, he ''interrupts'' the rap battle between [[spoiler: Mitt Romney and Barack Obama]] to slap them both.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: [[spoiler: In Obama vs. Romney, when the two devolve into childish insults, Lincoln reroutes the debate back to the actual issues at hand, and accurately points out the faults of both of them while also acknowledging the valid points they make.]] In general, he is probably the most sympathetically portrayed of the authority figures shown in the series and is the one who seems most fit to be in charge. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking He also refuses to criticize a show without watching it.]]
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: [[spoiler: Delivers to Obama ("Don't talk about change, just do it!") and Romney ("You're a pancake, fliptopity!") Interestingly, he seems to appreciate Obama to some degree though he's disappointed in him, while he just insults Romney.]]
* TookALevelInBadass: He goes from doing okay in his battle against Chuck Norris, to bitch-slapping [[spoiler: Obama and Romney]].
!! Creator/ChuckNorris
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: Many of the characters on the show are presidents, kings, emperors, etc. Chuck, on the other hand, has no sort of official rank at all. He's everyone's master because he can kick all their asses. (Except Bruce Lee.)
* BadassBeard: Lincoln briefly refers to it; mentioning the Chuck Norris fact that it can block bullets.
* BadassBoast: ''Seven in a row'', which comprise his second verse, all belted out at the top of his lungs as he's one hundred feet tall, glowing, and on fire.
-->''My hands make the speed of light WISH THAT IT WAS FASTER!''
* BerserkButton: When Abraham Lincoln dumps a bucket of pennies on his head, he gets mad. And shortly after, Lincoln says he'd make fun of ''WalkerTexasRanger'', [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch but he never watched it]], then Chuck ''explodes'':
-->'''Chuck:''' '''I AM CHUCK [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] NORRIS!'''
* EldritchAbomination: His second verse implies that he's not human and instead a Cosmic Horror beyond human comprehension; he grows to 100 ft, glows, his voice echoes, and according to his boasts he makes the laws of physics twist into knots.
* NiceHat: Wears a cowboy hat during his first verse.
* NoIndoorVoice: During his second verse when he activates his SuperMode and becomes gigantic.
* OffhandBackhand: During his first verse, he casually defeats a few different attacks without looking at them or breaking his lyrical flow.
* RapidFireFisticuffs: His fists are faster than the speed of light.
* SuperMode: In the form of AttackOfThe50FootWhatever.
!!UsefulNotes/SarahPalin
-> '''Played by:''' Lisa Nova
* AuthorityEqualsAssKicking: Governor of Alaska. Gaga tries to downplay Palin's authority by claiming it's "like principal of a home school".
* BigScrewedUpFamily: According to Gaga, Palin's family is more dysfunctional than the Jacksons.
* BlondeRepublicanSexKitten: Brunette with an extra helping of {{Meganekko}}. She never looked this good in real life.
* MamaBear: Don't insult her children.
* {{Meganekko}}: As part of her attire, she features her trademark glasses.
* NeverMessWithGranny: She claims that she killed mooose with her bare hands before Gaga was born.
!!Music/LadyGaga
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* CrosscastRole: Played by [=NicePeter=].
* DreadfulMusician: Sarah Palin thinks of her and her music as a joke.
* {{Expy}}: Palin calls her a "rerun of {{Music/Madonna}}".
* RummageSaleReject: Her wardrobe is odd and mismatched.
* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible: In-universe; expresses the opinion that true beauty is unique and that it doesn't need to be perfect.
!![[UsefulNotes/NorthKorea Kim Jong-Il]]
-> '''Played by:''' Timothy Delaghetto
* AGodAmI: Arrogantly proclaims this word for word.
* AnimeHair: Hulk Hogan says it makes him look like SonicTheHedgehog[='s=] mom.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: He's a dictator of a country with nuclear weapons.
* BerserkButton: He flips out when Hulk Hogan thinks that Beijing is in North Korea.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: "North Korea bitch let me give you a tour, by the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!"
* {{BFG}}: A ''rocket launcher''.
* CombatPragmatist: Why rap when you can shoot the other guy with a RPG-7?
* FatBastard: Made even worse considering that he starves his own people.
* GroinAttack: Threatens to do this to Hogan: "I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair!"
* HistoricalVillainDowngrade: While still clearly an asshole, his notoriety of violating human rights is only mentioned in passing.
* {{Jerkass}}: He thinks pretty highly of himself even though he's clearly a dick.
* TheNapoleon: He's a ''lot'' shorter than either of his opponents and isn't shy about being aggressive towards both of them. Savage briefly refers to it.
-->'''Macho Man:''' I don't like to hit little bitches with glasses, but when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses.
* SinisterShades: They cover his eyes and he never takes them off.
* TakeThat: Sneaks in a reference to Hogan's steroid abuse.
!!The Mega Powers - Wrestling/HulkHogan and Wrestling/RandySavage
-> '''Hulk Hogan Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
-> '''Macho Man Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* BadassBeard: Randy's beard is wild and makes him look tough, while Hogan has his trademark 'stache.
* BadassMoustache: Hulk sports an awesome handlebar.
* CelebrityEndorsement
-->'''Randy Savage''': Watch me snap into a Slim-Jim Kim Jong-Il!
* TheCameo: Randy Savage briefly appears in the Season 3 premiere.
* CombatPragmatist: Savage has no problem hitting aggressive midgets, though he does express that he prefers not to hit guys with glasses.
* CoolShades: Randy's shades are definitely an 80s throwback.
* DumbBlonde: What Kim Jong-Il thinks of Hulk Hogan after Hogan's GlobalIgnorance shines through.
* EagleLand: Both have a mix of Type 1 and 2, they're the good guys, but they have GlobalIgnorance, solve all their problems with violence and threats of it, etc.
* GlobalIgnorance: Hulk thinks Beijing is in Korea.
* MadeOfIron: Hulk survives a missile!
* NiceHat: Randy's hat and Hulk's bandanna.
* TakeUpMySword: Randy Savage does this, as he only comes into the match after Hogan is hit by a rocket and unable to continue.
!! Music/LudwigVanBeethoven
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* BadassBaritone: Deep voiced and aggressive.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: "Ask Bach, I've got more cock than Smith & Wesson!", complete with Bach popping up on screen nodding and making an "it was this big!" gesture by holding his hands ~18 inches apart.
* ClassicalMusic: Crowds of millions want to listen to his symphonies long after his death.
* DeafComposer: [[CursedWithAwesome He considers it a blessing because he doesn't have to hear Bieber's songs]].
* DistractedByTheSexy: Beethoven momentarily tries to sneak a peek when Bieber mentions having KimKardashian backstage.
* FlippingTheTable: Overturns his piano at the end of his first verse because he is ''that'' outraged by his opponent.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Went deaf from his own music, according to Bieber.
* HotBlooded: He's a man of great emotion.
* MusicalAssassin: "I'm comitting verbal murder in the major third degree!"
* YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith: Not impressed by the latest teenage heart throb; it's the undercurrent of his first verse. "Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson."
** And later in the same verse: "My name's '''Beethoven''', ''[[PrecisionFStrike Motherfucker]]'', [[SarcasmMode maybe you've heard of me?!]]"
* WouldntHitAGirl: Claims that it's the reason why he won't smack Bieber.
!!Music/JustinBieber
-> '''Played by:''' Alex Farnham
* BrattyHalfPint: An arrogant child trying to run with a famous musician.
* CurbStompCushion: He may not do that well, but he does get one or two good hits in, like when he tells Beethoven that his own music made him deaf or when he offers him aspirin and says, "You're catching Bieber Fever tonight!"
* KidAnova: If his verses are to be believed, he can seduce older women.
* IJustWantToBeBadass: Why he trades blows with a music legend; he wants to be as badass as him.
* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: Beethoven calls him a "little white Usher".
* TeenyWeenie: When Beethoven tells Bieber he can't even hit puberty, Bach again pops up on screen, making a sad face, and another "it was this big" gesture, holding his finger and thumb roughly an inch apart.
!! UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein
-> '''Played by:''' Zach Sherwin
* BadassBookworm: He blows minds with his battle theory.
* BadassMustache: Has the one that the real Einstein famously did.
* EinsteinHair: The man himself.
* {{Jerkass}}: Some of his raps are directly aimed at Hawking's disability.
* LargeHam: Very passionate and his gestures make him seem even more so next to the immobile Hawking.
* PungeonMaster: "Minds are relatively blown," "Albert E. equals MC squared"... the list goes on.
!! Creator/StephenHawking
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AutoTune: At first, the producers considered just having a synthesised voice, as [[ShownTheirWork Hawking does in real life]], but they found that it was too jarring and had no sense of rhythm, so this was used as an alternative. Although it could have worked; see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSxuO36XXDQ
* BadassBookworm: Don't try to match your P-brane (pea brain) against his mind.
* BerserkButton: Saying his Black Hole theory has holes in it. The disabled jokes also hit it.
* TheCameo: Stephen Hawking has appeared in multiple battles, including both ''Vader VS Hitler'' sequels.
* DisabledSnarker: As in RealLife. His raps are so sharp, they physically hurt.
* DissonantSerenity: He's clearly ''pissed'' after his BerserkButton is pressed.
* TheDragon: Turns up at the end of Vader/Hitler 2, apparently on Vader's side [[spoiler: but then he throws Hitler a microphone in the opening of Hitler/Vader 3, so who knows whose side he was on?]]
* GeniusCripple: It's Hawking, he's in a wheel chair, and he's rapping.
* HiddenAgendaVillain: For a given measure of villain. [[spoiler:Whose side he's on is now up for debate, given how he threw Hitler a microphone]].
* MachineMonotone: Like the real deal, he speaks with a machine.
* MundaneUtility: Using the computer on his SuperWheelchair to play VideoGame/AngryBirds.
* SuperWheelchair: With 12-inch rims.
* YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith: "...here, boy!"
* YourMom: "Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
!! UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: Became the ruler of one of the most feared Empires in history by kicking lots of ass.
* AxCrazy: He takes pleasure in wanting to brutally murder the Easter Bunny.
* BadassMustache: Sports a Fu Manchu.
* BloodKnight: He's a HotBlooded Mongolian warmonger.
* CoolHelmet: All part of his warrior overlord look.
* CoolSword: Like his helmet, this is also part of his warlord look.
* EvilLaugh: Begins his verse with one.
* FourStarBadass: Commander of the infamous Mongol horde.
* LargeHam: Just listen to his EvilLaugh and the way he attacks his lines.
* NoIndoorVoice: All his lines are shouted.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: It's not entirely brought up, but his pillaging involved a ''lot'' of rape.
!!EasterBunny
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* BowtiesAreCool: Wears a large one and it's as cool as he is (I.e. not at all).
* BreakTheHaughty: He claims that he deserves to be arrogant, but gets his ass handed to him by Genghis.
* ButtMonkey: Not surprisingly, he gets destroyed in the rap battle.
* JokeCharacter: Not even The Announcer is impressed.
* KillerRabbit: What he claims; can't back it up.
* {{Mascot}}: One in denial, for Hallmark, according to UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan.
* NiceGuy: Claims to be one when he talks about giving people candy.
!! UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AManIsNotAVirgin: Endorses the idea that Napoleon isn't a real man because he's a virgin.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: He's the Emperor of the French.
* CulturalPosturing: Treats his French heritage as a source of pride.
* TheEmperor: Of France, as in real life.
* FourStarBadass: One of the great generals of history, and mentions it many times.
* GratuitousFrench: Mostly raps in English, but breaks into French for one line.
* TheNapoleon: His height is mentioned several times. He's the TropeNamer, after all.
* NiceHat: Wears his famous hat from many a painting.
* PintsizedPowerhouse: He's tiny, but he's one hell of a rapper, and one of the best generals in history.
* WhiteStallion: Rides it into the battle during the introduction, and was famously depicted atop one in paintings.
!!Film/NapoleonDynamite
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AwesomeMcCoolname: His last name is a common explosive but his first name is only awesome because of the person he's rapping against.
* BoisterousWeakling: Talks big, but any skills he might have at physical combat... just see WhatTheFuAreYouDoing below. He's beyond terrible when he tries to show off with nunchucks.
* CoolHorse: Rides the Liger (Lion[=/=]Tiger mix) during the introduction.
* FightingWithChucks: Or rather, trying to.
* {{Nerd}}: Just as in the movie, he's a socially awkward dork who talks big.
* NerdGlasses: To emphasize his Nerdiness further, he has the stereotypical glasses.
* SaiGuy: Tries to be this but his skill doesn't exist.
* TheStoic: He stays emotionless throughout his battle and does bother to do any motions aside from the occasional reaction to Bonaparte's verses.
* WeaponOfChoice: Carries a [[SaiGuy sai]] and [[FightingWithChucks nunchucks]] as a testament to his alleged skills.
* WhatTheFuAreYouDoing: [[FightingWithChucks His nunchucks.]] [[InformedAbility "Alleged skills" indeed.]]
!! Creator/BenjaminFranklin
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Governor of Pennsylvania and Founding Father of the United States.
* BadassBookworm: Invented the post office and his lightning experiment is referenced.
* BadassGrandpa: He's old enough to have white hair and balding and a lot of raping intellect.
* BadassLongRobe: He wears one at the start of the battle.
* BaldOfAwesome: Though he's not completely bald it's still awesome.
* SophisticatedAsHell: "Stop! I protest these intolerable raps! It takes just one easy payment for me to ''whoop your ass''!
* SpecsOfAwesome: His bifocals amplify his BadassBookworm awesomeness.
* StoutStrength: He makes the screen shake when he stomps.
!!Creator/BillyMays and VinceOffer
-> '''Billy Played by:''' Colin J. Sweeney
-> '''Vince Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Hi, Billy Mays here, with a special TV offer! Watch me crush this bald, '''f'''at, '''f'''oppish '''f'''ounding '''f'''ather!"
* BadassBeard:
** Mays has an impressive beard going on.
** Inverted with Vince who is clean shaven and finishes the battle.
* ButWaitTheresMore: Billy Mays' FamousLastWords.
* CharacterDeath: Billy dies of a heart attack.
* FourEqualPaymentsOf: In this case, one easy payment for Ben Franklin to whoop Billy's ass.
* NoIndoorVoice: Comes with being a spokesman.
* RedBaron: Billy's the Lord of the Pitch. Vince, [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep on the other hand]], is more often than not referred to as [[FanNickname The Shamwow Guy]].
* TakeUpMySword: Billy dies of a heart attack before he can complete his second verse. Vince steps in to finish the battle.
!![[LordOfTheRings Gandalf]]
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* BadassLongrobe: Wears his characteristic robes from ''Lord of the Rings''.
* BadassGrandpa: Takes the form of an old man, but is still a badass.
* BroughtDownToBadass: He's knocked from White to Gray, but is by no means less badass.
* CompensatingForSomething: Dumbledore suspects this is why he carries a staff.
* CameBackStrong: Dying only makes his "brights brighter".
* DeathIsCheap: Death makes ''others'' die, but not him.
* PlayingWithFire: One of his powers; "I leave mics in flames; torched by Gandalf!"
* SimpleStaff: They're better than wands, in his opinion.
* SmokingIsCool: Gets a memorable shot of him releasing a gout of smoke after inhaling from his pipe. In slow-motion.
* WizardBeard: His is long and straight.
!![[Literature/HarryPotter Albus Dumbledore]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Headmaster of Hogwarts Academy.
* BadassArmy: Dumbledore's Army is more impressive than 'hairy-toed friends'.
* BadassLongrobe: Wears his famous wizard robes from the movies.
* BadassGay: Proud gay that knocks Gandalf the White back to Gandalf the Grey.
* BadassGrandpa: He's an old man and he's ''enormously'' powerful.
* {{Familiar}}: His phoenix Fawkes.
* MagicWand: Uses it to demote Gandalf.
* RealMenWearPink: Carries a pink boa in his closet, but he's never seen wearing it.
* StraightGay: Prefers the company of wizards and proud of it!
* WizardBeard: It is long and he has knots in it.
!!Creator/WilliamShakespeare
-> '''Played by:''' George Watsky
* AlasPoorYorik: Holds up the famous skull just before kicking into MotorMouth.
* AntiquatedLinguistics: Complete with Iambic Pentameter considering how old he is compared to Dr.Seuss.
* BadassBeard: He has a nice goatee like the RealLife Shakespeare with a BadassMustache to boot.
* CulturedBadass: He'll chew you out in accurate Iambic Pentameter.
* GratuitousIambicPentameter: His first verse is structured like one of his plays.
* JawDrop: His second verse, which is a case of MotorMouth, provokes this from both Seuss and the Cat in the Hat.
* KillEmAll: One of his plays, Macbeth, is described as "1 + 2 = so much blood."
* MotorMouth: Turns into one for his second verse. The Cat in the Hat is not impressed. "You rap fast, you do; you rap fast it's true, but let's see how you do against Thing 1 and Thing 2!"
* SophisticatedAsHell: Will mix lines from his play with rather pedestrian insults.
-->I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades, then ask "What light through yonder poser breaks?"
!!Creator/DrSeuss
-> '''Dr. Seuss Played by:''' Mickey Meyer
-> '''The Cat in the Hat Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
-> '''Things 2 and 1 both Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* ArtInitiatesLife: He creates the Cat in the Hat and Thing 1 and Thing 2 from drawings.
* AxCrazy: Things 1 and 2 spout nothing but bloodthirsty lines, and seem like they would love to physically harm Shakespeare.
* BadassBookworm: He's very quiet and doesn't look too physically intimidating, but he doesn't need to be when he can summon his creations to kick ass for him.
* BerserkButton: Don't accuse him of writing the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' books.
* BowtiesAreCool: Both Seuss and the Cat wear them and look stylish.
* TheBrute: Things 1 & 2, who are much more violent, crude, and aggressive than the Cat in the Hat.
* CoolShades: The Cat wears Peter's signature glasses.
* CloudCuckoolander: Throughout the bulk of the battle, he seems to be oblivious to what's going on. Until Shakespeare [[BerserkButton accuses him of writing the Twilight books...]]
* TheDragon: The Cat in the Hat raps on his behalf.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: While the Cat in the Hat mentions boats, the background changes to a boat and Seuss immediately becomes seasick. With rainbows.
* KubrickStare: Engages in long ones that leave Shakespeare shaken just before and just after the Cat's verse.
* MarionetteMaster: His artwork does the rapping.
* TheVoiceless: He never talks; his creations do that for him.
!!Creator/MrT
-> '''Played by:''' DeStorm
* BadassBeard: Retains the intimidating and badass beard Mr. T had in ''Rocky III''.
* BadassCrew: He's got the A-Team to help him out.
* BerserkButton: He doesn't react kindly to being called dumb.
* BlingOfWar: His neck chains are all gold. He threatens to dip Mr. Roger's friends in the gold and add them to his collection.
* DumbMuscle: Mister Rogers claims that he calls himself "T" because he's "too dumb to spell".
* NoIndoorVoice: Most of his lines are shouted and are much, much louder than those of Mr. Rogers.
* NoNonsenseNemesis: His lines don't contain any jokes or funny bits; they're straight out attacks.
* ScaryBlackMan: The real Mr. T is famous for this and it's played up here too. Lots of threats and stuff.
* TrashTalk: His lines are exclusively this. A lot of rappers go for boasting about themselves, he just goes on the attack.
* TrueCompanions: The A-Team's got his back.
* VerbalTic: "Punk!", "Fool!" and "Sucka!"
!! Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AxCrazy: Slips into this when Mr. T says he'll "call CPS about them kids on your lap!"
* BadassGrandpa: He's a very good rapper in spite of his advanced age.
* BatterUp: Mr. [=McFeely=] carries one.
* BerserkButton: Accusations of child molestation make him take a nasty turn.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Acts friendly through much of his lines, but when Mr. T [[BerserkButton accuses him of child molestation]], he drops the friendly attitude and gets serious. He also threatens to cut MR. T into pieces. And at the end of his second verse, Mr. [=McFeely=] can be seen in the background, menacingly holding a [[BatterUp baseball bat]], apparently ready to use it if Mr. T doesn't leave.
* CreepyMonotone: Part of his second verse is delivered this way, when he's obviously seething about being accused of child molestation.
* DissonantSerenity: He smiles fondly and nonchalantly changes his shoes while Mr. T threatens him and curses him out.
* LethalJokeCharacter: Note how the music changes when he's announced; it seems to be setting up for a CurbStompBattle reminiscent of Genghis Khan vs. the Easter Bunny, but he proceeds to have a chilling rap of his own.
* NiceGuy: He's one of the few characters who's polite to his opponent. The worst he does insult-wise is friendly teasing. Then his BerserkButton is pushed.
* NiceShoes: Mentions putting on his sneakers so he won't get blood on his penny loafers.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Mister Rogers gladly accepts anyone into his neighborhood, except for people who call him a pedophile. Then shit will get real.
* PrecisionFStrike: Delivers a pointed one to Mr. T; "get the ''fuck'' out of my neighbor".
* TranquilFury: Rogers is clearly pissed at Mr. T's [[PaedoHunt joke about child molestation]], but his only reaction is to slip into a calm, even, and ''creepy'' monotone. This is noteworthy given that he was jovial until that point.
!!UsefulNotes/{{Christopher Columbus}}
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
* AlienNonInterferenceClause: The worst offender of the Prime Directive.
* AssShove: Threatens to shove a flag up Kirk's ass and claim him for Spain.
* BadassBaritone: His voice is not as deep as some of the other examples, but it's still lower than Kirk's at any rate.
* BadassLongcoat: He uses it to punctuate his prediction of who'll win this battle.
* BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame: Neck chopping [[PressurePoint Spock]] and stabbing [[MasterSwordsman Sulu]] with a sword.
* CoolBoat: It sails during the opening.
* CoolSword: A rapier.
* HeroKiller: Floors Spock and Sulu ''in seconds''.
* LargeHam: He plays up every hammy Italian stereotype as much as possible.
* NiceHat: A sailor one.
* NoSenseOfDirection: Kirk points out that he never lands were he intends to sail to.
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: According to Kirk he's a "slave making bitch". [[note]] He's talking to Queen Isabella, but it still works for Columbus. [[/note]]
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Pulls this after his first line, but he immediately comes back.
--> "Arrivederci! Imma leave before this battle begins!... 'Cos we both know in the end which one of these captain's gonna win!"
!![[Franchise/StarTrek Captain James T. Kirk]]
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
* AnythingThatMoves: Makes out with a GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe right after decking her.
* BullyHunter: ''Hates'' the way Columbus treated the natives and wants to punish the man for it.
* TheCaptain: Considers himself a better one.
* ConfusionFu: Columbus's face when he starts rapping suggests this.
* CoolStarship: The Enterprise.
* {{Hypocrite}}: Claims Columbus discovered a new world that was already inhabited when Kirk did this himself.
* LargeHam: In true Creator/WilliamShatner style.
* StylisticSuck: He doesn't rap so much as spastically state his verses.
* VerbalTic: Broken up speech, which makes his rap less of a rap and more of a long, drawn out statement.
* WouldHitAGirl: Beats up one during his first verse, then [[RuleOfFunny makes out with her]]. Later punches Queen Isabella.
!![=NicePeter=]
-> '''Played by:''' Himself
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Co-creator of the rap battles.
* BaldOfAwesome: He's balding, but not truly bald by the time of the rap battle. He lost his hair at some point afterwards.
* CallBack: When he says "You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick", he literally turns into John Lennon again for a second.
* CoolShades: Until the end of his first verse where he takes them off. Apparently they weren't cool enough to keep.
* EmbarrassingMiddleName: Alexis; it's part of EpicLLOYD's attack.
* FelonyMisdemeanor: He does a JawDrop when Lloyd threatens to unsubscribe his Website/{{Youtube}} channel. Alternately, it could be a reaction to the FanDisservice of Lloyd stripping in front of him (offscreen).
* ManOfAThousandVoices: He has given unique voices to the ''twenty-seven'' rappers that he has played thus far (as well as the Announcer).
%%* RedOniBlueOni: The blue to Lloyd's red.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: "Man, you don't even need to say that kind of shit. Fuck the rap battles and you. I quit!" Defied by Kassem, "You're gonna make them bigger and better."
* TenMinuteRetirement: Kassem makes his "the battles will continue" declaration ten seconds after Nice Peter's declaration that they will end.
!![=EpicLLOYD=]
-> '''Played by:''' Himself
* AccidentalMisnaming: Kassem calls him Todd.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Co-creator of the rap battles.
* BaldOfAwesome: It's only visible for his first two lines before a hat covers it, but it's still awesome.
* JustHereForGodzilla: In-universe; claims that people only go to Peter's page for the rap battles.
* ManOfAThousandVoices: He has given unique voices to the ''twenty-five'' rappers that he has played thus far. In addition, he has played multiple characters at once.
* TheNapoleon: Claims that, while he's shorter, Nice Peter looks up to him.
%%* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Peter's blue.
* ShorterMeansSmarter: The rap battles were ''his'' idea, not Peter's, and he's quick to make that point.
