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* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even [[SweatDrop anime-sweatdrops]]… with a blue slug.

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* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even [[SweatDrop anime-sweatdrops]]… anime-sweatdrops]]... with a blue slug.



* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet', '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]]', 'bugprince', 'kangaroo', 'crablocks'... and those are just the first few.

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* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet', '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]]', 'bugprince', 'kangaroo', 'crablocks'..."Meatlet", "[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]]", "bugprince", "kangaroo", "crablocks"... and those are just the first few.



* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Fern selects to defeat him ends up working.]]

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* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' "weapon" Fern selects to defeat him ends up working.]]



* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Fern, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]

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* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Fern, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' "edit" the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out "Out Of Order Sorry' Sorry" are written beside a frowny face.]]



--> [[spoiler: '''Fern''': The mouth guy…]]

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--> [[spoiler: '''Fern''': The mouth guy…]] guy...]]
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[[center: [-[[Characters/AwfulHospital Main Character Index]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheMotherAndHerSon The Mother And Her Son]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalCompanionsOfTheMother Companions Of The Mother]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheHospitalStaff The Hospital Staff]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheHospitalPatients The Hospital Patients]] | '''Burgrr Inc. Personnel''' | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheAbyss The Abyss]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheMorgue The Morgue]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheLibrary The Library]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheCafe The Cafe]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheAbyss The Abyss]] | [[Characters/InertSubConceptVesselMG0908BNSKHL3900438093990 Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheWorms The Worms]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalTheParliament The Parliament]] | [[Characters/AwfulHospitalUnaffiliatedEntities Unaffiliated Entities]]]]-]

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* TheSpeechless: Harmburger's never vocal.

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* TheSpeechless: One single sigh is all that Harmburger's never vocal.ever vocalized, so far.
--> ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/122.html The thing]] sighs audibly, slumps a little and gazes sadly to the floor.''

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* MascotVillain: [[http://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/foodcourtandohyeahtheresahospitalattachedweguess.png Harmburger is]] to Burgrr Inc. what Colonel Sanders is to UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken.



* VillianMascot: [[http://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/foodcourtandohyeahtheresahospitalattachedweguess.png Harmburger is]] to Burgrr Inc. what Colonel Sanders is to UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken.
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* VillainMascot: [[http://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/foodcourtandohyeahtheresahospitalattachedweguess.png Harmburger is]] to Burgrr Inc. what Colonel Sanders is to UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken.

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* VillainMascot: VillianMascot: [[http://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/foodcourtandohyeahtheresahospitalattachedweguess.png Harmburger is]] to Burgrr Inc. what Colonel Sanders is to UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken.
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* VillainMascot: [[http://bogleech.com/awfulhospital/foodcourtandohyeahtheresahospitalattachedweguess.png Harmburger is]] to Burgrr Inc. what Colonel Sanders is to UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken.
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* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling…

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* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling…smiling.



* GameFace: …even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.

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* GameFace: …even in her She has a nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.form.



* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion: She's always highly energetic!
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.

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* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' 'Meatlet', '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' joemaam]]', 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' 'kangaroo', 'crablocks'... and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion: She's always highly energetic!
energetic!
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.



* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]

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* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]foodmatters]]]]!



The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively. Its name is [[spoiler:)(_)(]].

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The pair of doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively. Its name is [[spoiler:)(_)(]].



* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors wanted Fern to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]

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* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors wanted Fern to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]] Delight]].]]
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* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as [[FanonPokedex/Trubbish Trubbish and Garbodor]] from the Pokemon series.

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* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as [[FanonPokedex/Trubbish [[FanonPokedex/{{Trubbish}} Trubbish and Garbodor]] from the Pokemon series.
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* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanonPokedex/Trubbish Trubbish and Garbodor]] from the Pokemon series.

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* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanonPokedex/Trubbish [[FanonPokedex/Trubbish Trubbish and Garbodor]] from the Pokemon series.
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* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.

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* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanonPokedex/Trubbish Trubbish and Garbodor Garbodor]] from the Pokemon series.
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* AnthropomorphicFood: He's like some severely diseased, bug-infested cousin of [[http://mcdonalds.wikia.com/wiki/Mayor_McCheese Mayor McCheese.]]

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* AnthropomorphicFood: He's like some severely diseased, putrescent, bug-infested cousin of [[http://mcdonalds.wikia.com/wiki/Mayor_McCheese Mayor McCheese.]]
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%%* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
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%%* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BewareTheSillyOnes: Laugh at her antics, but don't go near her meat grinder.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green Fern to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
%%* CloudCuckoolander* CloudCuckoolander: She's a bit ditzy.



--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?

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--> '''Ms. Green''': ...'''Fern''': ...What?



%%* PerkyFemaleMinion

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%%* PerkyFemaleMinion* PerkyFemaleMinion: She's always highly energetic!



* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]

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* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green wanted Fern to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]



--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?

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--> '''Ms. Green''': ...'''Fern''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?



* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.

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* NoSell: Ms. Green Fern attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.



* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]

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* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green Fern selects to defeat him ends up working.]]



* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]

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* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, Fern, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]



--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]

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--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': '''Fern''': The mouth guy…]]



--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]

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--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...'''Fern''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]

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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green Fern begins hitting on him.
%%* AmbiguouslyEvil
%%* AnthropomorphicFood
* AnthropomorphicFood: He's like some severely diseased, bug-infested cousin of [[http://mcdonalds.wikia.com/wiki/Mayor_McCheese Mayor McCheese.]]



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%%* LethalChef* LethalChef: Take it from the man Harmburger fought in his [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-harmburger.html eponymous Noisy Tenant story.]]
--> ''...the whole thing only glided forward in a slow, steady pace, burger-body wobbling like a jell-o mold but never quite tipping over. It would have been damn entertaining if a rather large and sharp slab of metal didn't come sailing within an inch of my stomach.''



%%* TheSpeechless

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%%* TheSpeechless* TheSpeechless: Harmburger's never vocal.
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* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood

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* LethalChef

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* TheSpeechless

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* CloudCuckoolander

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* %%* CloudCuckoolander



* PerkyFemaleMinion

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[[folder: Double Doors(?!?!) [[spoiler:)(_)(]]]]
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The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.

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The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively. Its name is [[spoiler:)(_)(]].
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[[folder: Double Doors(?!?!)]]
Doors(?!?!) [[spoiler:)(_)(]]]]
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Covers all employees of the Burgrr Inc., restaurant franchise. They are known to other Zones as the Recombinators.
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--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"

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--> '''Ms. Green''': ...'''Fern''': ...What kind of "materials?"
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* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.

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* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... [[SweatDrop anime-sweatdrops]]… with a blue slug.
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* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...

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* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...smiling…



* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.

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* GameFace: ...even GameFace: …even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
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* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast

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* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFastNamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: ''HARM''-burger.
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[[caption-width-right:350:The good folks of Burgrr, Inc. know that the most important ingredients of all are the people who walk through their doors.]]
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[[folder: Harmburger]]

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[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]

--> It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice the blood-stained cleaver.

This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies: Consuming his sloppy joes is not recommended.
* TheSpeechless
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[[folder: BBQ Girll]]

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[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]

--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].

An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
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[[folder: Double Doors(?!?!)]]

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[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]

--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]

The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
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* AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
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