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* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', Faye's [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2083 list]] of bad reasons to love someone.
-->'''Faye:''' If you loved them because you were both racist in the same way. Or because of all their murders. Or because you were in their cult. Their racist murdercult.

* ''[[Webcomic/DotMemoria .Memoria]]'', [[http://nixshadow.com/mspfa/?s=67&p=53 here]]: diamonds and strippers and diamond strippers and stripper diamonds.

** The Fashion Clank describing his vision for Jaegar costuming:

** [[https://xkcd.com/2782/ Wikipedia Article Titles]] is a ranking of Wikipedia titles by how likely Randall is likely to click on them, with the highest rank being awarded to the non-existent ''Meryl Streep Seagull Incident (Disambiguation)''.

* In ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' the Palace of a Thousand Pleasures is shamelessly padding its score by combining its ''two'' pleasures into "sex then chocolate", "chocolate then sex", "sex sex chocolate sex chocolate" etc. Also one of those pleasures is a bit dubious because...

-->'''Roy:''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0890.html I'm sure [your dream] involved a lot of stabbing, and whores, and whores stabbing whores who stab whores.]]

** After Belkar's pet ''Allosaurus'' is hit by a ForcedTransformation spell that turns it into a common lizard, he [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0932.html refers to it]] as "The dinosaur! The lizard! The lizard that used to be a dinosaur!"

** After Belkar's pet ''Allosaurus'' is hit by a BalefulPolymorph spell that turns it into a common lizard, he [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0932.html refers to it]] as "The dinosaur! The lizard! The lizard that used to be a dinosaur!"

* [[Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'':

* In ''Webcomic/MonsterOfTheWeek'' Mulder and Scully's argument on what this week's monster is ends like that.
-->'''Scully:''' Mutants!\\
'''Mulder:''' Aliens!\\
'''Both:''' ''Mutant aliens!''
* ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'': When [[MadScientist Helen]]'s [[http://narbonic.com/comic/october-28-november-2-2002/ considering]] the best way to destroy everyone at her high school reunion...
-->'''Helen:''' The only question is the method. Poison? Explosives? Acid?\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Dave]]:''' Poisonous exploding acid.\\
'''Helen:''' Of course!
* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'':
** [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/7/2/ This strip:]]
--->'''Tycho:''' No, ''seriously''... What are you doing in there?\\
'''Hobo:''' Touching myself. Touching the rats. Touching myself ''with'' the rats.
** Also seen in [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/06/20 this one]]. Tycho didn't plan for a witch ''with'' a dog.
** Things Scott Kurtz [[http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/02/29 doesn't want to see]] in their {{guest comic}}s for ''Webcomic/PvP''. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't feel the need to be that specific."

* ''[[Webcomic/DotMemoria .Memoria]]'', [[http://nixshadow.com/mspfa/?s=67&p=53 here]]: diamonds and strippers and diamond strippers and stripper diamonds.
* ''Webcomic/TimesLikeThis'': "What would you like... Pizza? Barbeque? Chicken? [[http://timeslikethis.com/?id=625 Barbeque Chicken Pizza?]]"

* ''Webcomic/BasicInstructions'':
** On [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2007/3/11/how-to-eliminate-clutter.html how to eliminate clutter]]:
--->'''Missy:''' It's like living in a thrift store.\\
'''Scott:''' Yeah, or a Russian sub.\\
'''Missy:''' NO, wait! It's like a thrift store built in a Russian sub!
** As well as the advice on how to [[ShoulderAngels balance good and evil]] -- do good, but [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2006/7/7/how-to-make-a-decision.html in the most evil way possible]].
--->'''Good Angel:''' You should give that kid some candy.\\
'''Bad Angel:''' ''Yes''! Throw the candy at his head!
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
** Jake likes movies, skulls, and movies with skulls in them.
** One [[http://ceruleancynic.tumblr.com/post/43690154901/variablejabberwocky-jumpingjacktrash fan roleplay]] resulted in a Dave roleplayer {{troll}}ing an obnoxious fan-character, culminating in "what if im gay/what if im into sheep/what if im into gay sheep".

* ''Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'': "[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Knife.]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Gun.]] [[http://i.imgur.com/ShgCYcQ.png KNIFEGUN.]]"

* The sequence "Robots? Clones? Robot clones?" has come up [[RunningGag multiple times]] in ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy''.
* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'':
** "What now?! More [[SuperSoldier Jaegers]]? Orphans? [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120627 Jaeger orphans?]]"
** The Fashion Clank describing his vision for Jaegar costuming:
--->'''Fashion Clank:''' I see armor! Spikes! Spiked armor! ''Spikes on armor on spikes!'' \\
And ''skulls everywhere!'' Yes! Skulls on spikes! ''Spikes'' on ''skulls'' -- on ''spikes!''
* Fletcher of Antics is not afraid of [[http://www.anticscomic.com/?p=1947 lions, or sharks, or guns, or lions with guns that shoot sharks out of them.]]
* In ''Webcomic/ScaryGoRound'', after the mayor has learned that Tackleford is going to be visited by brutal communist robots:
-->'''Shelly:''' You don't look very happy, Mr. Mayor.\\
'''Mayor:''' That's because when I close my eyes, all I can see is flame. And skeletons. And skeletons on fire.
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'':
** Elliot tries to warn a movie rental customer that the movie he wants to rent is ''really'' bad, but the customer dismisses his advice completely and rents it anyway.
--->'''Elliot:''' He's doomed.\\
'''Susan:''' He's an ass.\\
'''Elliot:''' He's a doomed ass.
** In a short Fallout parody story, the Writer's Block's robot butler tries to talk him out of specializing in unarmed combat.
--->'''Clodsworth:''' FISTCUFFS?! Are you sure? You do realize that there are guns, mutants, and mutants with guns out there, don't you?
* In ''Webcomic/RustyAndCo'', Plaidbeard complains of his opponents:
-->'''Plaidbeard:''' ...razzafrazzin' heroes...\\
...razzafrazzin' mimics...\\
...razzafrazzin' mimic heroes...
* In ''Webcomic/{{Academia}}'', after Stephen tells his professor that his roommate owns a pet octopus.
-->'''Prof. Sun''': Kids today with their rap music and their iPods and their cephalopods and their... cephaloiPods...
* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', Faye's [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2083 list]] of bad reasons to love someone.
-->'''Faye:''' If you loved them because you were both racist in the same way. Or because of all their murders. Or because you were in their cult. Their racist murdercult.
* Adolescent Matt, in a ''Webcomic/DorkTower'' strip, to his [[http://www.dorktower.com/2013/04/12/future-whoopie-dork-tower-12-04-13/ future fairy]]: "Will my future be full of sex? And robots? And hot future sex robots?" [[spoiler:Yes, in the form of sex spambots.]]
* The ''Garfield'' parody ''Webcomic/SquareRootOfMinusGarfield'' does it as well in [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=1452 #1452 "Names"]].
-->'''Jon:''' ''[reading from book]'' Jon Arbuckle: idiot, moron, idiotic moron, dork. [[SymbolSwearing @#$%?!]]
* Bonnie of ''Webcomic/AllenTheAlien'' says she's "unironic, vain, unironivain, vainunironic".
* In ''Webcomic/DragonMango'', when the TheProfessor [[http://dragon-mango.com/comic/chapter08/dm08-10.htm visits]] an ancient library, one shelf has "Book of Evil", "Book of Magic", and "Book of Evil Magic".
* In ''Webcomic/TheTrenches'', when Isaac [[http://trenchescomic.com/comic/post/exodus saws through the lunch room floor]], Cora tells him he could cut into "wires, pipes, [or] conduits, which are basically wire pipes".
* [[http://xkcd.com/143/ This]] ''WebComic/{{xkcd}}'' strip. "Bees!" "Tires." "Bees with tires!" "Whatever."
* ''WebComic/SequentialArt'': Art's PC has literally exploded after he tried playing Far Cry on it. When the PC clinic rep assesses the damage, he refers to what's left as "charcoal or dust or dusty charcoal".
* From ''Blog/SliceOfLife,'' while trying to find a magic tutor for Pumpkin Cake, Pinkie Pie asks around for ideas for a Nightmare Night costume. She ends up combining all the ideas she gets into one.
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' I'm the ghost of a fairy princess pumpkin! Who was also a witch.
* From ''Webcomic/WildeLife:'' "Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, ''shit-fuck.''"
* ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily:'' Oh no, Fake [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Kraid]]! Oh no, Real Kraid! Oh no, [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/185-ametroidadventure/ Real Fake Kraid!]]
* ''Webcomic/BlankIt:'' "We'll be the rulers! The kings! [[http://blankitcomics.com/you-cant-hug-a-child-with-nuclear-pants/ The rulers of kings]]!"
* An ''Webcomic/ArthurKingOfTimeAndSpace'' strip where Merlin is outlining his radical politics: "[[http://www.arthurkingoftimeandspace.com/0168.htm Everyone deserves self-determination. Even the commons. Even women. Even common women!]]"
* ''Webcomic/MenageA3'' has some confusion over whether Kiley is Matt's "therapist" or "fuckbuddy".
-->'''Matt:''' My fuckapist!\\
'''Kiley:''' "Therabuddy" sounds a little less unprofessional...
* ''Webcomic/AxeCop'': At the end of "The Songster", Flute Cop sees the Songster singing in a cheap commercial and muses that he's kind of glad that Axe Cop didn't chop off the Songster's head, because he sold out and that's [[FateWorseThanDeath worse than dying]]. Axe Cop lifts up the Songster's severed head and explains that he chopped his head off after he sold out.
* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'': [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2009-05-03 A woman is lying on a bed, caught under a bathtub]] that fell from the floor above. A man is saying something.
-->''Best case scenario for what he's saying'': "The paramedics are on their way!"\\
''Worst case scenario'': "It's okay. I'm still turned on."\\
''Bonus punchline, very best scenario'': "The paramedics are here, and we're all turned on."
* ''Webcomic/ToothpasteForDinner'': Someone thinks they have a computer virus. Their search history contains "clown butt", "clown butthole", "mime starfish", and "clown mime butt".
* In ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'', when Sora and Riku debate what to do with Sora's new RealityWarper powers. Sora wants [[MundaneUtility tacos]]. Riku wants [[PowerPerversionPotential strippers]]. They compromise: Taco strippers.
-->'''Riku:''' Well, that was sexy AND delicious!
* A lovely little instance in ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'':
-->'''Murkoph:''' I g-gotta check out... and do ch-charitable philanthropic works, y'know. Soup kitchens, o-orphans, orphan soup...
* In ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' the Palace of a Thousand Pleasures is shamelessly padding its score by combining its ''two'' pleasures into "sex then chocolate", "chocolate then sex", "sex sex chocolate sex chocolate" etc. Also one of those pleasures is a bit dubious because...
--> '''Traveller:''' What's the chocolate like?
--> '''Greeter:''' Awful. People keep fucking it.
* In ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'', Joyce was afraid to go to high school when she found out that the school newspaper was called the "Hi-Times", and she worried that reading it would turn her into a [[NewAgeRetroHippie hippie]] or a [[TheDrifter drifter]]...or a "drippie", or a "hifter"...
* ''WebComic/DarthsAndDroids''
--> '''GM''': Snoke's image fades away like a phantom, leaving an air of menace in the chamber.
--> '''Annie''': Ooh, Snoke was a hologram?
--> '''Pete''': Either that or an actual phantom.
--> '''Corey''': Or a hologram of a phantom.
--> '''[[CloudCuckoolander Jim]]''': Of a ''clone'' of a hologram of a phantom!

* When the doctors discuss how to treat Fern's son in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'', Dr. Dementist comes up with this brilliant idea.
--> '''Dementist''': WHATEVER, GUYS. [[ComicallyIneptHealing Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes]]. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.

** This exchange between Roy and the polearm shopkeeper in strip 136. The shopkeeper answers "No" to the first 5 and closes with "I think you're drifting into another sketch, sir" -- the strip's title acknowledges the whole thing as a Monty Python shout-out.[[note]]Though the Glaive-Glaive-Glaive-Guisarme-Glaive was [[https://www.irregularwebcomic.net/543.html from]] ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic''[[/note]]

** This exchange between Roy and the polearm shopkeeper in strip 136. The shopkeeper answers "No" to the first 5 and closes with "I think you're drifting into another sketch, sir" -- the strip's title acknowledges the whole thing as a Monty Python shout-out.

* ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'': When Helen's considering the best way to destroy everyone at her high school reunion...

'''Dave:''' Poisonous exploding acid.\\

--> '''Annie''': Ooh, Snoke wasa hologram?

--> '''[[CloudCuckoolander Jim]]''': Of a ''clone'' of a hologram of a phantom.

* ''WebComic/DaarthsAndDroids''

* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'':

* A lovely little instance in ''Webcomic/Unsounded'':