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* Karliene's "Wolves of the North" is a ''Series/GameOfThrones'' song from the point of the view of the remaining members of House Stark, finally reunited and itching to avenge their murdered family members.

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* Karliene's "Wolves of the North" is a ''Series/GameOfThrones'' song from the point of the view of the remaining members of House Stark, finally reunited and itching to avenge their murdered family members.
-->And we howl for our fallen\\
And we howl for our slain\\
To [[Characters/GameOfThronesHouseLannister the lions]], we give warning\\
That we'll howl on their graves\\
And we howl for our family\\
And we howl for our name\\
To the lions, we are coming\\
And we'll howl on your graves!

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* Rap duo Music/RunTheJewels has a few long rhymed boasts as songs. For example, "Legend Has It".

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* Rap duo Music/RunTheJewels has a few long rhymed long-rhymed boasts as songs. For example, "Legend Has It".



There is no training' or taming me and my bruh\\

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There is no training' or taming of me and my bruh\\



He sent the worst of the worse\\

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[[TheDreaded He sent the worst of the worse\\worse]]\\



We are the savages ravaging hell\\
Death in the air, we relish the smell\\

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[[OneManArmy We are the savages ravaging hell\\
hell]]\\
[[BloodKnight
Death in the air, we relish the smell\\smell]]\\


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** He [[UpToEleven takes it further]] a year later by calling his tape ''God's Father''.

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** He [[UpToEleven takes it further]] further a year later by calling his tape ''God's Father''.



-->[[UpToEleven A seven-nation army couldn't hold]] [[OneManArmy me]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome back]]

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-->[[UpToEleven A -->A seven-nation army couldn't hold]] hold [[OneManArmy me]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome back]]
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* "Showdown" by dubstep band Music/{{Pendulum}} definitely has this, complete with an awesome drop:

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* "Showdown" by dubstep band Music/{{Pendulum}} Music/{{Pendulum|Band}} definitely has this, complete with an awesome drop:
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* Nightquest, by Music/{{Nightwish}}. The first four verses are fantasy-themed metaphorical description of one of band members, and it ends like this.

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* Nightquest, by Music/{{Nightwish}}.Music/{{Nightwish|Band}}. The first four verses are fantasy-themed metaphorical description of one of band members, and it ends like this.
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* [[NeoclassicalPunkZydecoRockabilly One-man acoustic punk troubadour]] Hamell On Trial's "The Meeting" gives us

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* Music/MachineGirl's track "Suck Shit" is full of these:
-->I'll end your fucking ass, that's not a threat, it's a fact\\
You're a stupid little boy and your jokes are fucking whack\\
I'll eat your heart for breakfast and save your bones as a snack\\
So bitch, you better run for cover when I attack!
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* Music/WuTangClan's discography has too many examples to list. But their eponymous track codifies this.
-->If you want beef then bring da ruckus.
-->WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH!
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* Rap duo Music/RunTheJewels has a few long rhymed boasts as songs. For example, "Legend Has It".
-->Doctors of death\\
Curing our patients of breath\\
We outta pay you the trust\\
Crooked at work\\
Cookin' up curses and slurs, smoking' my brain into mush\\
I became famous for blaming you fucks\\
Maimin' my way through the brush\\
There is no training' or taming me and my bruh\\
Look like a man but I'm animal raw
** Along with "Let's Go (The Royal We)"
--> We pray for your God to end the perverse\\
He sent the worst of the worse\\
Every death demon disperse\\
We put em' all in a hearse\\
We put em' under the earth\\
We are the savages ravaging hell\\
Death in the air, we relish the smell\\
We are the hand of the Lord\\
We are the hand with the sword\\
Taking the head to the face\\
We are the sealers of fate\\
We are the fangs of the snake

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFal0CC4Cmw Karn Evil 9: 3rd Impression]]
---> ''No man yields who flies on my ship!''



* According to "Folsom Prison Blues", Music/JohnnyCash shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
** The entirety of "Ain't No Grave" is a Badass Boast.

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* According to "Folsom Prison Blues", Music/JohnnyCash shot a Music/EmersonLakeAndPalmer's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HChXoAprXsM Karn Evil 9: 3rd Impression]]
---> ''No
man in Reno, just to watch him die.
** The entirety of "Ain't No Grave" is a Badass Boast.
yields who flies on my ship!''


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* According to "Folsom Prison Blues", Music/JohnnyCash shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
** The entirety of "Ain't No Grave" is a Badass Boast.
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* Coheed and Cambria's [[ConceptAlbum albums]] are a [[SpaceOpera sci-fi epic about]] [[SelfInsertFic Claudio Kilgannon]], [[TheChosenOne prophesied to defeat]] [[BigBad Supreme Tri-Mage Wilhelm Ryan]], [[YouKilledMyFather the man responsible for his family's deaths]]. In the song ''The End Complete'', which describes their [[FinalBattle final battle]], Ryan boasts:

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* Coheed and Cambria's Music/CoheedAndCambria's [[ConceptAlbum albums]] are a [[SpaceOpera sci-fi epic about]] [[SelfInsertFic Claudio Kilgannon]], [[TheChosenOne prophesied to defeat]] [[BigBad Supreme Tri-Mage Wilhelm Ryan]], [[YouKilledMyFather the man responsible for his family's deaths]]. In the song ''The End Complete'', which describes their [[FinalBattle final battle]], Ryan boasts:



* "The Queen's Rebuke" from a concept album by The Decemberists features the hero's fae foster mother, boasting her immortality and power over the forest:

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* "The Queen's Rebuke" from a concept album by The Decemberists Music/TheDecemberists features the hero's fae foster mother, boasting her immortality and power over the forest:



* Dr. Dre and Music/IceCube's "Natural Born Killaz" combines Badass Boast, BlasphemousBoast, DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and RefugeInAudacity:

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* Dr. Dre Music/DrDre and Music/IceCube's "Natural Born Killaz" combines Badass Boast, BlasphemousBoast, DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and RefugeInAudacity:



* Flogging Molly is rather fond of these too. "You Won't Make a Fool Out Of Me".

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* Flogging Molly Music/FloggingMolly is rather fond of these too. "You Won't Make a Fool Out Of Me".



* The country song "Sixteen Tons", originally performed by Merle Travis and made famous by Tennessee Ernie Ford(and covered by numerous other artists ranging from other country acts such as Music/JohnnyCash to Swedish doom metal bands like Memento Mori) features this segment:

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* The country song "Sixteen Tons", originally performed by Merle Travis and made famous by Tennessee Ernie Ford(and Music/TennesseeErnieFord (and covered by numerous other artists ranging from other country acts such as Music/JohnnyCash to Swedish doom metal bands like Memento Mori) features this segment:



* "Showdown" by dubstep band Music/Pendulum definitely has this, complete with an awesome drop:

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* "Showdown" by dubstep band Music/Pendulum Music/{{Pendulum}} definitely has this, complete with an awesome drop:



* [[Music/{{Soundgarden}} Chris Cornell]]'s ''Film/JamesBond'' theme "You Know My Name" is basically one long one. Sample:

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* [[Music/{{Soundgarden}} Chris Cornell]]'s Cornell of Music/{{Soundgarden}}'s ''Film/JamesBond'' theme "You Know My Name" is basically one long one. Sample:



* Voltaire's "When You're Evil" is one long boast by a goofy CardCarryingVillain. [[NotSoHarmlessVillain Or so it seems]]. The first few verses describe pretty silly cartoon villainy. And then...

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* Voltaire's Music/{{Voltaire}}'s "When You're Evil" is one long boast by a goofy CardCarryingVillain. [[NotSoHarmlessVillain Or so it seems]]. The first few verses describe pretty silly cartoon villainy. And then...

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* 30H!3's "Don't Trust Her" gives us this absolute gem:

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* 30H!3's [[Music/ThreeOHThree 3OH!3]]'s "Don't Trust Her" gives us this absolute gem:



* Asking Alexandria's "Reckless & Relentless"

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* Asking Alexandria's Music/AskingAlexandria's "Reckless & Relentless"



* Amaranthe's "Unreal"

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* Amaranthe's Music/{{Amaranthe}}'s "Unreal"



* Given their love of fantasy and sci-fi pulp, PurpleProse, and use of first-person [=POVs=] in their songs, Music/BalSagoth's lyrics are positively ''stuffed'' with elaborate and original {{Badass Boast}}s. Particular credit though has to go to the song ''Of Carnage and the Gathering of Wolves'':
--> Yes... I am the scythe in the field at summer
--> I am the thunder which awakens the earth
--> I am that which gives the night air its chill
--> ...
--> I am far beyond the ken of men
--> My gaze shall make the night tremble!
* "A National Acrobat" by Ozzy-era Music/BlackSabbath.
-->I am the one that hides the universal secret of all time
-->Destruction of the empty spaces is my one and only crime
-->I've lived a thousand times, I've found out what it means to be believed
-->The thoughts and images, the unborn child that never was conceived



* BoastfulRap in general.



* BoastfulRap in general.



* Music/DavidGuetta's "Titanium":
--> I'm bulletproof, nothin' to lose
--> Fire away, fire away
--> Ricochet, you take your aim
--> Fire away, fire away
--> You shoot me down, but I won't fall
--> I am titanium
* Music/DemonHunter, being a [[ChristianRock Christian Metal]] band often have badass metal anthems boasting about being warriors of God that can tear down even hell itself in his name. Lines taken from This I Know (featured on the VideoGame/KillingFloor2 soundtrack)
-->I am the ruthless bane of a wicked world
-->And I prey on the killing floor

-->Let my will be a violent path
-->To tear apart what’s left
-->All Hell falls down around my feet when I speak with a word of wrath
* {{Foxy Shazam}}'s [[LargeHam bombastic]] performance style means that their lyrics and live shows are full of this. During a live show lead singer Eric Nally once shouted into the audience, [[https://youtu.be/g3j3RpioJ5s?t=3m11s "20 bucks says nobody here can kill me! I'll get to you before you can get to me!"]]
** In addition to repeated shoutings of "I'm a dangerous man", the song "A Dangerous Man" has:
-->''I thought you said I never could, well I did''\\
''[[WhosLaughingNow I did it right in front of your face]]''
** from "Introducing Foxy":
-->''[[KillEmAll Kill everyone here]]''\\
''[[LeaveNoSurvivors Ain't no survivors]]''\\
''Making it clear''\\
''Yeah, making it clear''\\
''With a [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ruff ruff]]''\\
''Ah, they won't do anything''\\
''I don't know about you but I feel I got all the power in hand''
* Given their love of fantasy and sci-fi pulp, PurpleProse, and use of first-person POVs in their songs, Bal-Sagoth's lyrics are positively ''stuffed'' with elaborate and original {{Badass Boast}}s. Particular credit though has to go to the song ''Of Carnage and the Gathering of Wolves'':
--> Yes... I am the scythe in the field at summer
--> I am the thunder which awakens the earth
--> I am that which gives the night air its chill
--> ...
--> I am far beyond the ken of men
--> My gaze shall make the night tremble!
* "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniel Band. Admittedly, it's for a duel by fiddles, but...
-->My name's Johnnie
-->And it might be a sin
-->But I'll take your bet
-->And you're gonna regret
-->Cause I'm the best that's ever been.
** You mean a ''badass'' fiddle duel.
-->Now Devil you just come on back
-->If you ever wanna try it again
-->I done told you once you old sonofabitch
-->'''IM THE BEST THAT'S EVER BEEN!'''



* Given that RageAgainstTheHeavens is pretty much ''The Crown's'' raison d'etre, these are pretty common in their lyrics. One particularly memorable one is from the song "Deathexplosion" (no, really)
-->All legends tell of me
-->Creating a killing spree
-->What the legend doesn't say
-->IS THAT I'M COMING BACK ONE DAY!



* Music/DavidGuetta's "Titanium":
--> I'm bulletproof, nothin' to lose
--> Fire away, fire away
--> Ricochet, you take your aim
--> Fire away, fire away
--> You shoot me down, but I won't fall
--> I am titanium
* Music/DemonHunter, being a [[ChristianRock Christian Metal]] band often have badass metal anthems boasting about being warriors of God that can tear down even hell itself in his name. Lines taken from This I Know (featured on the VideoGame/KillingFloor2 soundtrack)
-->I am the ruthless bane of a wicked world
-->And I prey on the killing floor

-->Let my will be a violent path
-->To tear apart what’s left
-->All Hell falls down around my feet when I speak with a word of wrath
* "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniel Band. Admittedly, it's for a duel by fiddles, but...
-->My name's Johnnie
-->And it might be a sin
-->But I'll take your bet
-->And you're gonna regret
-->Cause I'm the best that's ever been.
** You mean a ''badass'' fiddle duel.
-->Now Devil you just come on back
-->If you ever wanna try it again
-->I done told you once you old sonofabitch
-->'''IM THE BEST THAT'S EVER BEEN!'''



* Music/{{Donovan}} with "Sunshine Superman": "Superman and Green Lantern ain't got nothing on me!"
** Even that pales in comparison to "Lord Of The Universe".
--> I never lived and I'll never die\\
It's all the same to me\\
'Cause I'm the Lord, I'm the king of the universe\\
And it's best you don't mess with me\\
('Cause I'll stomp on ya!)



* Music/FoxyShazam's [[LargeHam bombastic]] performance style means that their lyrics and live shows are full of this. During a live show lead singer Eric Nally once shouted into the audience, [[https://youtu.be/g3j3RpioJ5s?t=3m11s "20 bucks says nobody here can kill me! I'll get to you before you can get to me!"]]
** In addition to repeated shoutings of "I'm a dangerous man", the song "A Dangerous Man" has:
-->''I thought you said I never could, well I did''\\
''[[WhosLaughingNow I did it right in front of your face]]''
** from "Introducing Foxy":
-->''[[KillEmAll Kill everyone here]]''\\
''[[LeaveNoSurvivors Ain't no survivors]]''\\
''Making it clear''\\
''Yeah, making it clear''\\
''With a [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ruff ruff]]''\\
''Ah, they won't do anything''\\
''I don't know about you but I feel I got all the power in hand''



* You don't see a lot of female country singers on this list but Miranda Lambert's ''Gunpowder and Lead'' certainly counts:

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* You don't see a lot of female country singers on this list but Miranda Lambert's Music/MirandaLambert's ''Gunpowder and Lead'' certainly counts:



* Donovan with "Sunshine Superman": "Superman and Green Lantern ain't got nothing on me!"
** Even that pales in comparison to "Lord Of The Universe".
--> I never lived and I'll never die\\
It's all the same to me\\
'Cause I'm the Lord, I'm the king of the universe\\
And it's best you don't mess with me\\
('Cause I'll stomp on ya!)



* Showdown by dubstep band Pendulum definitely has this, complete with an awesome drop:

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* Showdown "Showdown" by dubstep band Pendulum Music/Pendulum definitely has this, complete with an awesome drop:



* Music/ThePogues in "If I Should Fall From Grace With God":
-->"This land was always ours\\
Twas the proud land of our fathers\\
It belongs to us and them\\
Not to any of the others!"



* Music/ThePogues in "If I Should Fall From Grace With God":
-->"This land was always ours\\
Twas the proud land of our fathers\\
It belongs to us and them\\
Not to any of the others!"



* Given that RageAgainstTheHeavens is pretty much The Crown's raison d'etre, these are pretty common in their lyrics. One particularly memorable one is from the song "Deathexplosion" (no, really)
-->All legends tell of me
-->Creating a killing spree
-->What the legend doesn't say
-->IS THAT I'M COMING BACK ONE DAY!



* "A National Acrobat" by Ozzy-era Music/BlackSabbath.
-->I am the one that hides the universal secret of all time
-->Destruction of the empty spaces is my one and only crime
-->I've lived a thousand times, I've found out what it means to be believed
-->The thoughts and images, the unborn child that never was conceived



* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5M04_qkRdY Tribute]]'' is a BadassBoast by ''Music/TenaciousD'' about how they accidentally played "The Best Song In The World" to kill a shiny demon threatening to eat their souls.
* Dubstep artist Terminite has one in his track titled "Earthquake".
--> "People often confuse earthquakes for Terminite gigs, but that's okay."



* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5M04_qkRdY Tribute]]'' is a BadassBoast by ''Music/TenaciousD'' about how they accidentally played "The Best Song In The World" to kill a shiny demon threatening to eat their souls.
* Dubstep artist Terminite has one in his track titled "Earthquake".
--> "People often confuse earthquakes for Terminite gigs, but that's okay."

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* Amaranthe's "Unreal"
-->You can try to defeat me, you won't win\\
You won't beat me on the field\\
My fortitude beyond unreal\\
If you dare interfere me\\
Slow me down or impede me\\
I guarantee, my vengeance will be so unreal
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Invincible"]] too.
--->''Can't you see who I am? I'm invincible''
--->''Like a force that is out of control''
--->''But this power runs deep in my soul''



* Brown Bird's ''Blood of Angels'' is about a ''[[TheNightThatNeverEnds very]]'' [[RageAgainstTheHeavens angry person]].
--> I tried to drink the [[TitleDrop blood of angels]] from a bottle
--> [[SmiteMeOMightySmiter Just to see if I could call the lightning down]].
--> It hasn't struck me yet, and I would wager my soul to bet
--> That there ain't no one throwing lightning anyhow!



* Kaleidoscope's rendition of 'Oh Death'
-->My name is Death, and none can excel\\
I can open the gates to heaven or hell



* The lyrics for "The Man" by [[{{Music/TheKillers}} The Killers]] are filled to the brim with this throughout the song. Here are the lines in the chorus, for example:
-->I got gas in the tank\\
I got money in the bank\\
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man.\\
I got skin in the game\\
I got a household name\\
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man.
* At the beginning of Side One of Music/{{KISS}}' ''[[Music/KISSAliveII Alive II]]'' album: "You wanted the best, and you got the best! The hottest band in the world...KISS!"



* Music/LilWayne's "Drop The World":
-->"Pick the world up and I'ma DROP it on yo' fuckin head, yeah\\
Bitch I'ma pick the world up and I'ma DROP it on yo' fuckin head, yeah\\
And I could die now, [[AlbumTitleDrop rebirth]] motherfucker\\
Hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth motherfucker\\
I'm gone.. motherfucker I'm gone"
* Nearly ''anything'' by '''Music/{{Manowar}}''', music's [[LargeHam penultimate]] Badass Boasters. They are the living embodiment of this trope.
** "The Crown and the Ring" is a long, Norse-flavored badass boast, including the stanza: "High and mighty alone we are kings / Whirlwinds of fire we ride / Providence brought us the crown and the ring / Covered with blood and our pride".
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf9OnQDhlZA King of Kings]].



* Music/LilWayne's "Drop The World":
-->"Pick the world up and I'ma DROP it on yo' fuckin head, yeah\\
Bitch I'ma pick the world up and I'ma DROP it on yo' fuckin head, yeah\\
And I could die now, [[AlbumTitleDrop rebirth]] motherfucker\\
Hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth motherfucker\\
I'm gone.. motherfucker I'm gone"
* The song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dscfeQOMuGw "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet]] can be read, at least in part, as a [[WordSaladLyrics somewhat surreal]] badass boast:
-->I left my throne a million miles away\\
I drink from your tit, I sing the blues every day\\
Give me the strength to split the world in two, yeah\\
I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you
** Monster Magnet are defined by that description; it would be easier to list the songs that ''don't'' fit this trope (usually, some kind of put-down song), and they almost always combine it with some kind of drug/sexual innuendo or comic book reference. And even their songs that don't fit this trope sound as if they do, because of Dave Wyndorf's "AGodAmI" vocal delivery:
-->"'''Bummer'''": I need a fistful of medication just to keep it in my pants
-->"'''All Friends and Kingdom Come'''": I can fry you with my eyes, I can blow you to kingdom come, I can take the friends away
--->I've got mushroom butts in my hands, and a place in my head for you
-->"'''The Right Stuff''''": My nerves are made of steel and my eyes are eagle sharp
---> What would freak the average man does not affect my heart
-->"'''Crop Circle'''": I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun
---> I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young
---> Started surfing the madhouse and I decided to stay
---> Got an itch in my cosmic pocket and it won't go away
* Music/{{Motorhead}}:
** "Orgasmatron" is a badass boast by the personification of religion, politics, and war. Part of the war stanza includes: "I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave / I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave / Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown / For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down."
** "You Better Run", including lines like "I'm iron and steel, I'm bad to the bone/If you come looking for trouble honey, don't you come alone."
** From "I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care):
--> "I make love to mountain lions\\
Sleep on red hot branding irons\\
When I walk the roadway shakes\\
Bed's a mess of rattlesnakes"\\
* Nearly ''anything'' by '''Music/{{Manowar}}''', music's [[LargeHam penultimate]] Badass Boasters. They are the living embodiment of this trope.
** "The Crown and the Ring" is a long, Norse-flavored badass boast, including the stanza: "High and mighty alone we are kings / Whirlwinds of fire we ride / Providence brought us the crown and the ring / Covered with blood and our pride".
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf9OnQDhlZA King of Kings]].



* The country song "Sixteen Tons", originally performed by Merle Travis and made famous by Tennessee Ernie Ford(and covered by numerous other artists ranging from other country acts such as Music/JohnnyCash to Swedish doom metal bands like Memento Mori) features this segment:
--> Well if you see me comin' better step aside
--> A lotta men didn't and a lotta men died
--> One fist of iron, the other of steel
--> If the right one don't get ya then the left one will



** The song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dscfeQOMuGw "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet]] can be read, at least in part, as a [[WordSaladLyrics somewhat surreal]] badass boast:
-->I left my throne a million miles away\\
I drink from your tit, I sing the blues every day\\
Give me the strength to split the world in two, yeah\\
I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you
** Monster Magnet are defined by that description; it would be easier to list the songs that ''don't'' fit this trope (usually, some kind of put-down song), and they almost always combine it with some kind of drug/sexual innuendo or comic book reference. And even their songs that don't fit this trope sound as if they do, because of Dave Wyndorf's "AGodAmI" vocal delivery:
-->"'''Bummer'''": I need a fistful of medication just to keep it in my pants
-->"'''All Friends and Kingdom Come'''": I can fry you with my eyes, I can blow you to kingdom come, I can take the friends away
--->I've got mushroom butts in my hands, and a place in my head for you
-->"'''The Right Stuff''''": My nerves are made of steel and my eyes are eagle sharp
---> What would freak the average man does not affect my heart
-->"'''Crop Circle'''": I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun
---> I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young
---> Started surfing the madhouse and I decided to stay
---> Got an itch in my cosmic pocket and it won't go away
* Music/{{Motorhead}}:
** "Orgasmatron" is a badass boast by the personification of religion, politics, and war. Part of the war stanza includes: "I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave / I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave / Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown / For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down."
** "You Better Run", including lines like "I'm iron and steel, I'm bad to the bone/If you come looking for trouble honey, don't you come alone."
** From "I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care):
--> "I make love to mountain lions\\
Sleep on red hot branding irons\\
When I walk the roadway shakes\\
Bed's a mess of rattlesnakes"\\
* "Werewolf Gimmick" by Music/TheMountainGoats is a particularly NightmareFuel-laden example:
-->Bring your heroes to the wolf-den\\
Watch them all get ''crushed!''



* The country song "Sixteen Tons", originally performed by Merle Travis and made famous by Tennessee Ernie Ford(and covered by numerous other artists ranging from other country acts such as Music/JohnnyCash to Swedish doom metal bands like Memento Mori) features this segment:
--> Well if you see me comin' better step aside
--> A lotta men didn't and a lotta men died
--> One fist of iron, the other of steel
--> If the right one don't get ya then the left one will



* Showdown by dubstep band Pendulum definitely has this, complete with an awesome drop:
-->"I know you thought I'd sold my soul\\
But never told me to my face\\
I just had to leave you cold\\
And BLOW THIS SHIT AWAAAAAY!"
* Music/ThePipettes' self-introduction ThemeTune "We Are The Pipettes" cops a GirlGroup attitude:
-->We are The Pipettes, and we've got no regrets\\
If you haven't noticed yet, we're the prettiest girls you've ever met\\
We are The Pipettes, we will drop you in our nets\\
When you're crying in your bed, you'll hope we haven't finished with you yet...



* Music/TheProtomen's ''Vengeance'' is a song-long Badass Boast.
-->Send your armies!
-->There's no man or machine who can stop me!
-->And you'll soon see
-->I've come for vengeance, for the first son of Light!
-->And I'm ready, and I'm willing, and I'm prepared to...
-->Send me the best you've got!
-->Send me your strongest machine!
-->The fight my brother fought
-->Here, now, will end with me!
-->All you wounded!
-->Those of you who can, get yourselves off the ground,
-->Hurry back!
-->Tell your leader you need more men!
-->Send me the best you've got!
-->Send me your strongest machine!
-->The fight my brother fought
-->Here, now, will end with me!
-->Is this the best you've got?!
-->Is this your strongest machine?!
-->Now with one Power Shot,
-->You'll see what vengeance means!

-->The shadow, it covers your face!
-->But your eyes shine just like mine!
-->Step forward! Step into the light
-->If you're ready, and you're willing, and you're prepared to fight!

-->So be it, send your armies!
-->There's no man or machine who can stop me!
-->And you'll soon see!
-->I've come for vengeance for the first son of Light!
-->And I'm ready and I'm willing and I'm prepared to fight!

-->Send me the best you've got!
-->Send me your strongest machine!
-->The fight my brother fought
-->Here, now, will end with me!
-->Is this the best you've got?!
-->Is this your strongest machine?!
-->Now with one Power Shot,
-->You'll see what vengeance means!



* [[Music/{{Soundgarden}} Chris Cornell]]'s ''Film/JamesBond'' theme "You Know My Name" is basically one long one. Sample:
-->I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
-->But you yourself are nothing so divine
-->Just next in line
** Although this is less a Badass Boast than a chilling prophesy about how Bond will inevitably [[HeWhoFightsMonsters become a cold-blooded killer]].
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUhEsuwp6g8 Mirdautas Vras]]'' by Music/{{Summoning}}. Translated excerpt:
-->Northwards ride on [[EvilArmy a thousand orcs]],
-->[[SavageWolves On wolves with giant bloody fangs]];
-->They take the storm and power
-->Of {{Mordor}} through the world!
-->Fire and ice -- the Nazgûl fly!
-->It is a good day to kill!
-->[[RedSkyTakeWarning Painted red is earth and sky]] -
-->Even [[GoD Manwë]] shall bow down!
** Also ''Farewell'':
--> Who can, who can find you clear springs of water? But I -- but I can!
--> Who can, who can tell you the age of the moon? But I -- but I can!
--> Who can, who can call up the fish from the depths of the sea? Yes I can!
--> Who can, who can change the shape of the hills and the headland? I can!
*** AND it includes an audio sample from a second example of the trope:
--> "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings This is my hour. Do you not know death when you see it? Die now!]]"



* Music/TheWhiteStripes -- ''"Seven Nation Army"''
-->[[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'm gonna fight em' off]]
-->[[UpToEleven A seven-nation army couldn't hold]] [[OneManArmy me]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome back]]



* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5M04_qkRdY Tribute]]'' is a BadassBoast by ''Music/TenaciousD'' about how they accidentally played "The Best Song In The World" to kill a shiny demon threatening to eat their souls.

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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5M04_qkRdY Tribute]]'' Music/TheRollingStones' "Sympathy for the Devil" is a BadassBoast one long badass boast by ''Music/TenaciousD'' about how they accidentally played "The Best Song In The World" {{Satan}}, beginning: "Please allow me to kill introduce myself, I'm a shiny demon threatening to eat their souls.ManOfWealthAndTaste / I've been around for a long long year / stolen many man's soul and faith".



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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gWQQHHEz04 "I Am The Cool" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins]].
* Music/TheProtomen's ''Vengeance'' is a song-long Badass Boast.
-->Send your armies!
-->There's no man or machine who can stop me!
-->And you'll soon see
-->I've come for vengeance, for the first son of Light!
-->And I'm ready, and I'm willing, and I'm prepared to...
-->Send me the best you've got!
-->Send me your strongest machine!
-->The fight my brother fought
-->Here, now, will end with me!
-->All you wounded!
-->Those of you who can, get yourselves off the ground,
-->Hurry back!
-->Tell your leader you need more men!
-->Send me the best you've got!
-->Send me your strongest machine!
-->The fight my brother fought
-->Here, now, will end with me!
-->Is this the best you've got?!
-->Is this your strongest machine?!
-->Now with one Power Shot,
-->You'll see what vengeance means!

-->The shadow, it covers your face!
-->But your eyes shine just like mine!
-->Step forward! Step into the light
-->If you're ready, and you're willing, and you're prepared to fight!

-->So be it, send your armies!
-->There's no man or machine who can stop me!
-->And you'll soon see!
-->I've come for vengeance for the first son of Light!
-->And I'm ready and I'm willing and I'm prepared to fight!

-->Send me the best you've got!
-->Send me your strongest machine!
-->The fight my brother fought
-->Here, now, will end with me!
-->Is this the best you've got?!
-->Is this your strongest machine?!
-->Now with one Power Shot,
-->You'll see what vengeance means!



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gWQQHHEz04 "I Am The Cool" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins]].
* [[Music/{{Soundgarden}} Chris Cornell]]'s ''Film/JamesBond'' theme "You Know My Name" is basically one long one. Sample:
-->I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
-->But you yourself are nothing so divine
-->Just next in line
** Although this is less a Badass Boast than a chilling prophesy about how Bond will inevitably [[HeWhoFightsMonsters become a cold-blooded killer]].
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUhEsuwp6g8 Mirdautas Vras]]'' by Music/{{Summoning}}. Translated excerpt:
-->Northwards ride on [[EvilArmy a thousand orcs]],
-->[[SavageWolves On wolves with giant bloody fangs]];
-->They take the storm and power
-->Of {{Mordor}} through the world!
-->Fire and ice -- the Nazgûl fly!
-->It is a good day to kill!
-->[[RedSkyTakeWarning Painted red is earth and sky]] -
-->Even [[GoD Manwë]] shall bow down!
** Also ''Farewell'':
--> Who can, who can find you clear springs of water? But I -- but I can!
--> Who can, who can tell you the age of the moon? But I -- but I can!
--> Who can, who can call up the fish from the depths of the sea? Yes I can!
--> Who can, who can change the shape of the hills and the headland? I can!
*** AND it includes an audio sample from a second example of the trope:
--> "[[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings This is my hour. Do you not know death when you see it? Die now!]]"



* Music/TaylorSwift's "Blank Space" informs the world that she is the crazy, manipulative, man-eating psycho the media makes her out to be. She doesn't care if everyone knows... [[Main/TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou but you will soon.]]
* Played with on Music/TobyKeith's "As Good as I Once Was": The narrator admits that he can't be a badass all the time, but he is put in situations where he still shows that, when pressed, he has at least some of his badassery left ("I ain't as good as I once was / But I'm as good once as I ever was").



* Played with on Music/TobyKeith's "As Good as I Once Was": The narrator admits that he can't be a badass all the time, but he is put in situations where he still shows that, when pressed, he has at least some of his badassery left ("I ain't as good as I once was / But I'm as good once as I ever was").



* Music/TaylorSwift's "Blank Space" informs the world that she is the crazy, manipulative, man-eating psycho the media makes her out to be. She doesn't care if everyone knows... [[Main/TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou but you will soon.]]



* Showdown by dubstep band Pendulum definitely has this, complete with an awesome drop:
-->"I know you thought I'd sold my soul\\
But never told me to my face\\
I just had to leave you cold\\
And BLOW THIS SHIT AWAAAAAY!"
* Music/TheRollingStones' "Sympathy for the Devil" is one long badass boast by {{Satan}}, beginning: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a ManOfWealthAndTaste / I've been around for a long long year / stolen many man's soul and faith".
* Music/ThePipettes' self-introduction ThemeTune "We Are The Pipettes" cops a GirlGroup attitude:
-->We are The Pipettes, and we've got no regrets\\
If you haven't noticed yet, we're the prettiest girls you've ever met\\
We are The Pipettes, we will drop you in our nets\\
When you're crying in your bed, you'll hope we haven't finished with you yet...
* Kaleidoscope's rendition of 'Oh Death'
-->My name is Death, and none can excel\\
I can open the gates to heaven or hell
* Amaranthe's "Unreal"
-->You can try to defeat me, you won't win\\
You won't beat me on the field\\
My fortitude beyond unreal\\
If you dare interfere me\\
Slow me down or impede me\\
I guarantee, my vengeance will be so unreal
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Invincible"]] too.
--->''Can't you see who I am? I'm invincible''
--->''Like a force that is out of control''
--->''But this power runs deep in my soul''
* At the beginning of Side One of Music/{{KISS}}' ''[[Music/KISSAliveII Alive II]]'' album: "You wanted the best, and you got the best! The hottest band in the world...KISS!"
* Brown Bird's ''Blood of Angels'' is about a ''[[TheNightThatNeverEnds very]]'' [[RageAgainstTheHeavens angry person]].
--> I tried to drink the [[TitleDrop blood of angels]] from a bottle
--> [[SmiteMeOMightySmiter Just to see if I could call the lightning down]].
--> It hasn't struck me yet, and I would wager my soul to bet
--> That there ain't no one throwing lightning anyhow!

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* Showdown ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5M04_qkRdY Tribute]]'' is a BadassBoast by dubstep band Pendulum definitely has this, complete with an awesome drop:
-->"I know you thought I'd sold my soul\\
But never told me to my face\\
I just had to leave you cold\\
And BLOW THIS SHIT AWAAAAAY!"
* Music/TheRollingStones' "Sympathy for the Devil" is one long badass boast by {{Satan}}, beginning: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a ManOfWealthAndTaste / I've been around for a long long year / stolen many man's soul and faith".
* Music/ThePipettes' self-introduction ThemeTune "We Are The Pipettes" cops a GirlGroup attitude:
-->We are The Pipettes, and we've got no regrets\\
If you haven't noticed yet, we're the prettiest girls you've ever met\\
We are The Pipettes, we will drop you in our nets\\
When you're crying in your bed, you'll hope we haven't finished with you yet...
* Kaleidoscope's rendition of 'Oh Death'
-->My name is Death, and none can excel\\
I can open the gates to heaven or hell
* Amaranthe's "Unreal"
-->You can try to defeat me, you won't win\\
You won't beat me on the field\\
My fortitude beyond unreal\\
If you dare interfere me\\
Slow me down or impede me\\
I guarantee, my vengeance will be so unreal
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Invincible"]] too.
--->''Can't you see who I am? I'm invincible''
--->''Like a force that is out of control''
--->''But this power runs deep in my soul''
* At the beginning of Side One of Music/{{KISS}}' ''[[Music/KISSAliveII Alive II]]'' album: "You wanted the best, and you got the best! The hottest band in the world...KISS!"
* Brown Bird's ''Blood of Angels'' is
''Music/TenaciousD'' about a ''[[TheNightThatNeverEnds very]]'' [[RageAgainstTheHeavens angry person]].
--> I tried
how they accidentally played "The Best Song In The World" to drink the [[TitleDrop blood of angels]] from kill a bottle
--> [[SmiteMeOMightySmiter Just
shiny demon threatening to see if I could call the lightning down]].
--> It hasn't struck me yet, and I would wager my soul to bet
--> That there ain't no one throwing lightning anyhow!
eat their souls.



* "Werewolf Gimmick" by Music/TheMountainGoats is a particularly NightmareFuel-laden example:
-->Bring your heroes to the wolf-den\\
Watch them all get ''crushed!''
* The lyrics for "The Man" by [[{{Music/TheKillers}} The Killers]] are filled to the brim with this throughout the song. Here are the lines in the chorus, for example:
-->I got gas in the tank\\
I got money in the bank\\
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man.\\
I got skin in the game\\
I got a household name\\
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man.


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* Music/TheWhiteStripes -- ''"Seven Nation Army"''
-->[[PreAssKickingOneLiner I'm gonna fight em' off]]
-->[[UpToEleven A seven-nation army couldn't hold]] [[OneManArmy me]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome back]]

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* BoastfulRap in general.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA&feature=related Flobots' "Handlebars"]] is one giant BadassBoast.



* At least half of {{Christian|Rock}} {{Metalcore}} band Music/ForToday's songs are this.
--> Hell, fear me\\
I am the one that will bring you down\\
And when you fall, feel me\\
I'll see your face on the battleground\\
\\
Let my name be fear at the gates of Hell\\
as I exalt the Savior\\
The one who died to bring my victory\\
and give me a new name\\
\\
In the name of the Holy One of God\\
\\
I will cast you down\\
at the foot of the cross He hung from\\
I will stand behind my Savior\\
as I burn your kingdom down\\
\\
And I will see you on your knees\\
before the King of Kings\\
You will lose your throne\\
to the Chosen One\\
\\
The chosen ones will rise
* [[Music/MyWay "My Way"]] by Creator/FrankSinatra is one entire badass boast from the start to finish, all the more impressive if you consider it to be from the viewpoint of someone at the end of his life, who may have had "times when he bit off more than he could chew", but still thinks that despite all he still came through.



* Music/KenAshcorp does this sometimes, but most notably in his song "Touch Fluffy Tail", where the singer is a self assured adventurer.
-->''I don't give a damn, not an iota,''
-->''Motherfucker, I'm the [[ItMakesSenseInContext Straightest Shota!]]''



* BoastfulRap in general.

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* BoastfulRap Music/KendrickLamar dropped quite a few in general.Big Sean's "Control":
--> I'm important like the Pope; I'm a Muslim on pork\\
I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm the King of New York\\
King of the Coast; one hand, I juggle 'em both\\
the Juggernaut's all in ya jugular, you take me for jokes\\
----
--> And I'm gon' get it even if you're in the way\\
And if you're in it, better run, for Pete's sakes\\
----
** And of course, the four bars that the verse is famous for:
--> And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale,\\
Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake,\\
Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller\\
I got love for you all, but I'm tryna murder you niggas!
* Music/KidRock: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! AM! AMERICAN BADASS!]][[note]](but I [[{{Sampling}} steal]] from Music/{{Metallica}})[[/note]]



* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9qFZjaTJEY Break You]]'', by Music/LambOfGod. Many of their songs are like this:
-->You taught me hate, I'll teach you fear.
-->Open the eyes, kill despair.
-->You tried to squeeze the life from me.
-->Son of a bitch, I'm going to break you.



* Music/TheMegas: Quite a few of the Robot Masters get one of these lines, as does Mega Man himself.
-->'''Mega Man:''' The road that I walk is a gathering storm.\\
'''Air Man:''' I'll usher in the end upon my thunder chariot!\\
'''Metal Man:''' As soon as you step foot inside that door, you'll fall victim to my metal dance.\\
'''Wood Man:''' It'll take more to stop this war than a little boy in blue. When the leaves fall, so will you.\\
'''Snake Man:''' You can fight for the steel, or die beneath my heel. It's up to you.\\
'''Top Man:''' I'm the one on top, I'm the one who makes history, yeah. You can't stop the rhythm of victory.\\
'''Also Top Man:''' I've been told I can cut a rug, but ''tonight it's gonna bleed.''\\
'''Hard Man:''' Harder than steel![[note]]delivered by the crowd, admittedly, rather than Hard Man himself[[/note]]\\
'''Shadow Man:''' I am the knife in a gunfight!\\
'''Skull Man:''' It's not this world that needs saving.\\
'''Also Skull Man:''' What is dead can never die!
* You don't see a lot of female country singers on this list but Miranda Lambert's ''Gunpowder and Lead'' certainly counts:
-->I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
-->Wait by the door and light a cigarette
-->If he wants a fight well now he's got one
-->And he ain't seen me crazy yet
-->He slap my face and he shook me like a rag doll
-->Don't that sound like a real man
-->I'm going to show him what a little gir'ls made of
-->Gunpowder and lead



* Most of Music/NickiMinaj's music, but [[SignatureSong her verse in "Monster"]] stands out.
--->''You can be the king but watch the queen conquer!''
** "Roman Reloaded" and "Roman's Revenge" are also shining examples, thanks to [[AlterEgoActing the]] [[LargeHam title]] [[AwesomeEgo character]].
--->''I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin''\\
''So far ahead, these bums is lagging''\\
''See me in that new thing, bums is gagging''\\
''[[UnstoppableRage I'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragon]]''

--->''Is it me, or did I put these rap bitches on the map again?''\\
''You mad 'cause I'm at the Grammys with the Vatican?''\\
''You in the booth, but I'm who you be channeling''\\
''Why they never bring your name up at the panel, then?''



* Music/MuddyWaters' "I'm Ready":
-->I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame\\
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain\\
I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite\\
I hope some screwball start a fight
* Music/MysterySkulls has a couple, with ''Unstoppable'' being the most straightforward.
-->This is a joke, baby,
-->These dudes are ganging up on me,
-->These people must be crazy,
-->Guess they don't know that I'm unstoppable,
** ''In My Sleep'' is another one, from the perspective of one musician to another.
-->You can't do this like I do it,
-->I fuckin' wrote this in my sleep,
* Most of Music/NickiMinaj's music, but [[SignatureSong her verse in "Monster"]] stands out.
--->''You can be the king but watch the queen conquer!''
** "Roman Reloaded" and "Roman's Revenge" are also shining examples, thanks to [[AlterEgoActing the]] [[LargeHam title]] [[AwesomeEgo character]].
--->''I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin''\\
''So far ahead, these bums is lagging''\\
''See me in that new thing, bums is gagging''\\
''[[UnstoppableRage I'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragon]]''

--->''Is it me, or did I put these rap bitches on the map again?''\\
''You mad 'cause I'm at the Grammys with the Vatican?''\\
''You in the booth, but I'm who you be channeling''\\
''Why they never bring your name up at the panel, then?''



* At least half of {{Christian|Rock}} {{Metalcore}} band Music/ForToday's songs are this.
--> Hell, fear me\\
I am the one that will bring you down\\
And when you fall, feel me\\
I'll see your face on the battleground\\
\\
Let my name be fear at the gates of Hell\\
as I exalt the Savior\\
The one who died to bring my victory\\
and give me a new name\\
\\
In the name of the Holy One of God\\
\\
I will cast you down\\
at the foot of the cross He hung from\\
I will stand behind my Savior\\
as I burn your kingdom down\\
\\
And I will see you on your knees\\
before the King of Kings\\
You will lose your throne\\
to the Chosen One\\
\\
The chosen ones will rise

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* At least half of {{Christian|Rock}} {{Metalcore}} band Music/ForToday's Music/{{Nile}}'s music, many songs are this.
--> Hell,
being retellings of old myths, is naturally full of these. Some prominent ones include:
** ''The Eye Of Ra'':
-->Flee from me, humanity, though it availeth thee not.
-->Hide in the deserts and the mountains, let
fear me\\
grow in your hearts,
-->For
I am vengeance and bloody death.
** ''Permitting The Noble Dead To Descend To The Underworld'':
-->I have gone forth,
-->Even I,
the vindicated Osiris.
-->The great ones on earth await me,
-->The scribes on their mats magnify me.
-->I am as Re the eldest of the gods,
-->I have taken possession of the sky,
-->I have inherited the earth,
-->Who shall take away the sky and earth from me?
-->I know you and I know your names.[[note]]This last line requires a bit of explaining: the Egyptians believed there were five parts of a person's soul: one of the most important was a person's name, and cursing a person's name was believed to be lethal, so this last line is a very serious threat indeed[[/note]]
** ''User Maat Re'' is a song being sung from the perspective of Ramses the Great, to his father, Seti I, the entirety of which is a series of [[BadassBoast badass boasts]], speaking of the nearly innumerable acts that are the reason he's known as "The Great." The twist is that Ramses has literally been [[FreudianExcuse driven insane by his own desire to live up to his father's legacy]], [[InadequateInheritor which he never felt worthy of]], and begins hearing his father's voice in his head, telling him "Thou hast done '''nothing'''."
** The
one that takes the cake, however, is ''Those Whom The Gods Detest''. [[RageAgainstTheHeavens The whole song is a screed against the Egyptian gods]], as a way of saying, in the words of Karl Sanders: "[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Oh yeah. Bring it on biatch. Do your worst]]." The final lyric stands out:
-->Embraced within the coils of Set,
-->I have no fear of the second death.
-->Of being slashed with knives,
-->Of being butchered on the slaughtering blocks.
-->No god or demon
will bring feed on my entrails or drink my blood.
-->No blind servant of the throne of Ra
-->Shall I willingly allow to devour me.
-->No consuming flames of uttermost damnation shall I fear.
-->No tongue speaking words of redemption shall ever penetrate my will.
-->Darkly splendid, I remain unconquered.
-->...
-->I am counted amongst the legions of the unrighteous
-->Who dread not being immersed in the pits of fire.
-->We are they whom the gods detest.
-->'''We are they whom the gods detest'''.
* Music/NineInchNails, "The Warning", pretty much everything said by The Presence (everything in the song after "You've become a virus").
--> You will change your ways\\
And
you down\\
And when you fall, feel me\\
will make amends\\
Or we will [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt wipe this place clean.]]
* Donovan with "Sunshine Superman": "Superman and Green Lantern ain't got nothing on me!"
** Even that pales in comparison to "Lord Of The Universe".
--> I never lived and
I'll see never die\\
It's all the same to me\\
'Cause I'm the Lord, I'm the king of the universe\\
And it's best you don't mess with me\\
('Cause I'll stomp on ya!)
* Music/NoxArcana's "Blood of Angels" is basically a long BadassBoast... from the point of view of Fallen Angels! Lyrics include:
-->We are the twilight and we are the dawn
-->We are the silence when all else is gone
-->(...)
-->Ours is the power and ours is the might
-->Ours are the shadows that swallow the light
-->Worship us mortals, bow down to our reign!
-->The blood of the angels, it beats in our veins.
-->(...)
-->Once we were scattered, in hiding, alone...
-->Now we have marshalled to regain our throne.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1paTrimD6O4 The Finisher]] by Oh, Sleeper is, pretty much in its entirety, one of these from {{God}} to [[ArchEnemy Satan]]. And, within Christian doctrine, a deserved one since, well, He's God:
-->Do you mean to challenge me? Because your speech is threatening
-->to the writer of your history[...]
-->Your whisper may sway the weak, but when I speak it roars the seas.
-->Your challenge has been met, because with a breath I could snap your neck.
-->This won't be like the first time you tried, because my patience and mercy
-->for you has run dry[...]
-->Because if that tree keeps them from seeing me, I'll burn off your limbs,
-->you will never shade again. You'll bow at my feet or I'll rip out your knees
-->and make of
your face on all the battleground\\
\\
Let my name be
carnage you crave[...]
-->From the armories the angels sing, you will
fear at the gates of Hell\\
them when they lift their wings.
-->They will sing to a world reborn, they will sing
as I exalt the Savior\\
The one who died to bring my victory\\
and give me a new name\\
\\
In the name of the Holy One of God\\
\\
I will cast you down\\
at the foot of the cross He hung from\\
I will stand behind my Savior\\
as I burn
cut off your kingdom down\\
\\
And I will see you on
horns.
-->I'll cut off
your knees\\
before the King of Kings\\
You will lose your throne\\
to the Chosen One\\
\\
The chosen ones will rise
horns!



* The national anthem of UsefulNotes/{{Poland}} contains very many - fitting, as it was originally a marching song of UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte's Polish troops.
-->''Poland is not yet lost,\\
So long as we still live.\\
What foreign power has taken from me,\\
I shall reclaim at sabrepoint.''

-->''We'll cross the Vistula and the Warta,\\
And we shall be Polish.\\
Bonaparte has shown us,\\
The way to victory!''

-->''Like Cziarnecki returning to Poznan,\\
Battling the Swedish,\\
To save our Fatherland,\\
We shall return by sea!''
* Music/ThePogues in "If I Should Fall From Grace With God":
-->"This land was always ours\\
Twas the proud land of our fathers\\
It belongs to us and them\\
Not to any of the others!"



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1paTrimD6O4 The Finisher]] by Oh, Sleeper is, pretty much in its entirety, one of these from {{God}} to [[ArchEnemy Satan]]. And, within Christian doctrine, a deserved one since, well, He's God:
-->Do you mean to challenge me? Because your speech is threatening
-->to the writer of your history[...]
-->Your whisper may sway the weak, but when I speak it roars the seas.
-->Your challenge has been met, because with a breath I could snap your neck.
-->This won't be like the first time you tried, because my patience and mercy
-->for you has run dry[...]
-->Because if that tree keeps them from seeing me, I'll burn off your limbs,
-->you will never shade again. You'll bow at my feet or I'll rip out your knees
-->and make of your face all the carnage you crave[...]
-->From the armories the angels sing, you will fear them when they lift their wings.
-->They will sing to a world reborn, they will sing as I cut off your horns.
-->I'll cut off your horns!



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA&feature=related Flobots' "Handlebars"]] is one giant BadassBoast.

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* Creator/RachelBloom's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA&feature=related Flobots' "Handlebars"]] com/watch?v=pophN0sF2UU "Die When I'm Young"]] is one giant a darkly comic Deconstruction of the BadassBoast. The first verse goes " Don’t live for the future / I don’t live in the past / I throw my hands up in bliss ready for the world’s kiss / No regrets or hesitations taking chances / Cause I’m gonna / Die when I'm young / Burn out fast and dance forever" -- but then the song is interrupted by Rachel getting a phone call from her doctor, informing her that she has cancer. She immediately starts to have second thoughts:
-->Gonna
-->Die when i’m young
-->I should have had my home checked for asbestos
-->Gonna die when I’m young
-->Yeah, it was way cooler in theory.
-->Doctors give me heavy sedatives
-->(O-M-G I’m such a stoner)
-->Hands are feelin’ up my body
-->Cause I’m an organ donor!
-->I’m dyin’ young just ‘cause I lived too fast.
-->Also
-->I have tumor.



* Music/KidRock: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! AM! AMERICAN BADASS!]][[note]](but I [[{{Sampling}} steal]] from Music/{{Metallica}})[[/note]]
* Music/NoxArcana's "Blood of Angels" is basically a long BadassBoast... from the point of view of Fallen Angels! Lyrics include:
-->We are the twilight and we are the dawn
-->We are the silence when all else is gone
-->(...)
-->Ours is the power and ours is the might
-->Ours are the shadows that swallow the light
-->Worship us mortals, bow down to our reign!
-->The blood of the angels, it beats in our veins.
-->(...)
-->Once we were scattered, in hiding, alone...
-->Now we have marshalled to regain our throne.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9qFZjaTJEY Break You]]'', by Music/LambOfGod. Many of their songs are like this:
-->You taught me hate, I'll teach you fear.
-->Open the eyes, kill despair.
-->You tried to squeeze the life from me.
-->Son of a bitch, I'm going to break you.



* Music/{{Nile}}'s music, many songs being retellings of old myths, is naturally full of these. Some prominent ones include:
** ''The Eye Of Ra'':
-->Flee from me, humanity, though it availeth thee not.
-->Hide in the deserts and the mountains, let fear grow in your hearts,
-->For I am vengeance and bloody death.
** ''Permitting The Noble Dead To Descend To The Underworld'':
-->I have gone forth,
-->Even I, the vindicated Osiris.
-->The great ones on earth await me,
-->The scribes on their mats magnify me.
-->I am as Re the eldest of the gods,
-->I have taken possession of the sky,
-->I have inherited the earth,
-->Who shall take away the sky and earth from me?
-->I know you and I know your names.[[note]]This last line requires a bit of explaining: the Egyptians believed there were five parts of a person's soul: one of the most important was a person's name, and cursing a person's name was believed to be lethal, so this last line is a very serious threat indeed[[/note]]
** ''User Maat Re'' is a song being sung from the perspective of Ramses the Great, to his father, Seti I, the entirety of which is a series of [[BadassBoast badass boasts]], speaking of the nearly innumerable acts that are the reason he's known as "The Great." The twist is that Ramses has literally been [[FreudianExcuse driven insane by his own desire to live up to his father's legacy]], [[InadequateInheritor which he never felt worthy of]], and begins hearing his father's voice in his head, telling him "Thou hast done '''nothing'''."
** The one that takes the cake, however, is ''Those Whom The Gods Detest''. [[RageAgainstTheHeavens The whole song is a screed against the Egyptian gods]], as a way of saying, in the words of Karl Sanders: "[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Oh yeah. Bring it on biatch. Do your worst]]." The final lyric stands out:
-->Embraced within the coils of Set,
-->I have no fear of the second death.
-->Of being slashed with knives,
-->Of being butchered on the slaughtering blocks.
-->No god or demon will feed on my entrails or drink my blood.
-->No blind servant of the throne of Ra
-->Shall I willingly allow to devour me.
-->No consuming flames of uttermost damnation shall I fear.
-->No tongue speaking words of redemption shall ever penetrate my will.
-->Darkly splendid, I remain unconquered.
-->...
-->I am counted amongst the legions of the unrighteous
-->Who dread not being immersed in the pits of fire.
-->We are they whom the gods detest.
-->'''We are they whom the gods detest'''.
* You don't see a lot of female country singers on this list but Miranda Lambert's ''Gunpowder and Lead'' certainly counts:
-->I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
-->Wait by the door and light a cigarette
-->If he wants a fight well now he's got one
-->And he ain't seen me crazy yet
-->He slap my face and he shook me like a rag doll
-->Don't that sound like a real man
-->I'm going to show him what a little gir'ls made of
-->Gunpowder and lead
* Music/TheMegas: Quite a few of the Robot Masters get one of these lines, as does Mega Man himself.
-->'''Mega Man:''' The road that I walk is a gathering storm.\\
'''Air Man:''' I'll usher in the end upon my thunder chariot!\\
'''Metal Man:''' As soon as you step foot inside that door, you'll fall victim to my metal dance.\\
'''Wood Man:''' It'll take more to stop this war than a little boy in blue. When the leaves fall, so will you.\\
'''Snake Man:''' You can fight for the steel, or die beneath my heel. It's up to you.\\
'''Top Man:''' I'm the one on top, I'm the one who makes history, yeah. You can't stop the rhythm of victory.\\
'''Also Top Man:''' I've been told I can cut a rug, but ''tonight it's gonna bleed.''\\
'''Hard Man:''' Harder than steel![[note]]delivered by the crowd, admittedly, rather than Hard Man himself[[/note]]\\
'''Shadow Man:''' I am the knife in a gunfight!\\
'''Skull Man:''' It's not this world that needs saving.\\
'''Also Skull Man:''' What is dead can never die!
* Music/KendrickLamar dropped quite a few in Big Sean's "Control":
--> I'm important like the Pope; I'm a Muslim on pork\\
I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm the King of New York\\
King of the Coast; one hand, I juggle 'em both\\
the Juggernaut's all in ya jugular, you take me for jokes\\
----
--> And I'm gon' get it even if you're in the way\\
And if you're in it, better run, for Pete's sakes\\
----
** And of course, the four bars that the verse is famous for:
--> And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale,\\
Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake,\\
Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller\\
I got love for you all, but I'm tryna murder you niggas!
* [[Music/MyWay "My Way"]] by Creator/FrankSinatra is one entire badass boast from the start to finish, all the more impressive if you consider it to be from the viewpoint of someone at the end of his life, who may have had "times when he bit off more than he could chew", but still thinks that despite all he still came through.
* Music/MuddyWaters' "I'm Ready":
-->I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame\\
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain\\
I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite\\
I hope some screwball start a fight

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* Music/{{Nile}}'s music, many songs being retellings of old myths, is naturally full of these. Some prominent ones include:
** ''The Eye Of Ra'':
-->Flee from me, humanity, though it availeth thee not.
-->Hide in the deserts and the mountains, let fear grow in your hearts,
-->For I am vengeance and bloody death.
** ''Permitting The Noble Dead To Descend To The Underworld'':
-->I have gone forth,
-->Even I, the vindicated Osiris.
-->The great ones on earth await me,
-->The scribes on their mats magnify me.
-->I am as Re the eldest of the gods,
-->I have taken possession of the sky,
-->I have inherited the earth,
-->Who shall take away the sky and earth from me?
-->I know you and I know your names.[[note]]This last line requires a bit of explaining: the Egyptians believed there were five parts of a person's soul: one of the most important was a person's name, and cursing a person's name was believed to be lethal, so this last line is a very serious threat indeed[[/note]]
** ''User Maat Re'' is a song being sung from the perspective of Ramses the Great, to his father, Seti I, the entirety of which is a series of [[BadassBoast badass boasts]], speaking of the nearly innumerable acts that are the reason he's known as "The Great." The twist is that Ramses has literally been [[FreudianExcuse driven insane by his own desire to live up to his father's legacy]], [[InadequateInheritor which he never felt worthy of]], and begins hearing his father's voice in his head, telling him "Thou hast done '''nothing'''."
** The one that takes the cake, however, is ''Those Whom The Gods Detest''. [[RageAgainstTheHeavens The whole song is a screed against the Egyptian gods]], as a way of saying, in the words of Karl Sanders: "[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Oh yeah. Bring it on biatch. Do your worst]]." The final lyric stands out:
-->Embraced within the coils of Set,
-->I have no fear of the second death.
-->Of being slashed with knives,
-->Of being butchered on the slaughtering blocks.
-->No god or demon will feed on my entrails or drink my blood.
-->No blind servant of the throne of Ra
-->Shall I willingly allow to devour me.
-->No consuming flames of uttermost damnation shall I fear.
-->No tongue speaking words of redemption shall ever penetrate my will.
-->Darkly splendid, I remain unconquered.
-->...
-->I am counted amongst the legions of the unrighteous
-->Who dread not being immersed in the pits of fire.
-->We are they whom the gods detest.
-->'''We are they whom the gods detest'''.
* You don't see a lot of female country singers on this list but Miranda Lambert's ''Gunpowder and Lead'' certainly counts:
-->I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
-->Wait by the door and light a cigarette
-->If he wants a fight well now he's got one
-->And he ain't seen me crazy yet
-->He slap my face and he shook me like a rag doll
-->Don't that sound like a real man
-->I'm going to show him what a little gir'ls made of
-->Gunpowder and lead
* Music/TheMegas: Quite a few of the Robot Masters get one of these lines, as does Mega Man himself.
-->'''Mega Man:''' The road that I walk is a gathering storm.\\
'''Air Man:''' I'll usher in the end upon my thunder chariot!\\
'''Metal Man:''' As soon as you step foot inside that door, you'll fall victim to my metal dance.\\
'''Wood Man:''' It'll take more to stop this war than a little boy in blue. When the leaves fall, so will you.\\
'''Snake Man:''' You can fight for the steel, or die beneath my heel. It's up to you.\\
'''Top Man:''' I'm the one on top, I'm the one who makes history, yeah. You can't stop the rhythm of victory.\\
'''Also Top Man:''' I've been told I can cut a rug, but ''tonight it's gonna bleed.''\\
'''Hard Man:''' Harder than steel![[note]]delivered by the crowd, admittedly, rather than Hard Man himself[[/note]]\\
'''Shadow Man:''' I am the knife in a gunfight!\\
'''Skull Man:''' It's not this world that needs saving.\\
'''Also Skull Man:''' What is dead can never die!
* Music/KendrickLamar dropped quite a few in Big Sean's "Control":
--> I'm important like the Pope; I'm a Muslim on pork\\
I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm the King of New York\\
King of the Coast; one hand, I juggle 'em both\\
the Juggernaut's all in ya jugular, you take me for jokes\\
----
--> And I'm gon' get it even if you're in the way\\
And if you're in it, better run, for Pete's sakes\\
----
** And of course, the four bars that the verse is famous for:
--> And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale,\\
Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake,\\
Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller\\
I got love for you all, but I'm tryna murder you niggas!
* [[Music/MyWay "My Way"]] by Creator/FrankSinatra is one entire badass boast from the start to finish, all the more impressive if you consider it to be from the viewpoint of someone at the end of his life, who may have had "times when he bit off more than he could chew", but still thinks that despite all he still came through.
* Music/MuddyWaters' "I'm Ready":
-->I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame\\
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain\\
I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite\\
I hope some screwball start a fight
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* Music/MysterySkulls has a couple, with ''Unstoppable'' being the most straightforward.
-->This is a joke, baby,
-->These dudes are ganging up on me,
-->These people must be crazy,
-->Guess they don't know that I'm unstoppable,
** ''In My Sleep'' is another one, from the perspective of one musician to another.
-->You can't do this like I do it,
-->I fuckin' wrote this in my sleep,
* The national anthem of UsefulNotes/{{Poland}} contains very many - fitting, as it was originally a marching song of UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte's Polish troops.
-->''Poland is not yet lost,\\
So long as we still live.\\
What foreign power has taken from me,\\
I shall reclaim at sabrepoint.''

-->''We'll cross the Vistula and the Warta,\\
And we shall be Polish.\\
Bonaparte has shown us,\\
The way to victory!''

-->''Like Cziarnecki returning to Poznan,\\
Battling the Swedish,\\
To save our Fatherland,\\
We shall return by sea!''



* Music/NineInchNails, "The Warning", pretty much everything said by The Presence (everything in the song after "You've become a virus").
--> You will change your ways\\
And you will make amends\\
Or we will [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt wipe this place clean.]]
* Donovan with "Sunshine Superman": "Superman and Green Lantern ain't got nothing on me!"
** Even that pales in comparison to "Lord Of The Universe".
--> I never lived and I'll never die\\
It's all the same to me\\
'Cause I'm the Lord, I'm the king of the universe\\
And it's best you don't mess with me\\
('Cause I'll stomp on ya!)



* Music/KenAshcorp does this sometimes, but most notably in his song "Touch Fluffy Tail", where the singer is a self assured adventurer.
-->''I don't give a damn, not an iota,''
-->''Motherfucker, I'm the [[ItMakesSenseInContext Straightest Shota!]]''
* Creator/RachelBloom's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pophN0sF2UU "Die When I'm Young"]] is a darkly comic Deconstruction of the BadassBoast. The first verse goes " Don’t live for the future / I don’t live in the past / I throw my hands up in bliss ready for the world’s kiss / No regrets or hesitations taking chances / Cause I’m gonna / Die when I'm young / Burn out fast and dance forever" -- but then the song is interrupted by Rachel getting a phone call from her doctor, informing her that she has cancer. She immediately starts to have second thoughts:
-->Gonna
-->Die when i’m young
-->I should have had my home checked for asbestos
-->Gonna die when I’m young
-->Yeah, it was way cooler in theory.
-->Doctors give me heavy sedatives
-->(O-M-G I’m such a stoner)
-->Hands are feelin’ up my body
-->Cause I’m an organ donor!
-->I’m dyin’ young just ‘cause I lived too fast.
-->Also
-->I have tumor.



* Music/ThePogues in "If I Should Fall From Grace With God":
-->"This land was always ours\\
Twas the proud land of our fathers\\
It belongs to us and them\\
Not to any of the others!"

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* 30H!3's "Don't Trust Her" gives us this absolute gem:
-->And tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
-->That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] scared of him



* A lot of martial music does this. an example from ''The British Grenadiers'':

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* A lot of martial music does this. an An example from ''The British Grenadiers'':



* Piece Of Me by Music/BritneySpears
---> ''No wonder there's panic in the industry''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFal0CC4Cmw Karn Evil 9: 3rd Impression]]
---> ''No man yields who flies on my ship!''
* Music/DavidGuetta's "Titanium":
--> I'm bulletproof, nothin' to lose
--> Fire away, fire away
--> Ricochet, you take your aim
--> Fire away, fire away
--> You shoot me down, but I won't fall
--> I am titanium



* "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniel Band. Admittedly, it's for a duel by fiddles, but...
-->My name's Johnnie
-->And it might be a sin
-->But I'll take your bet
-->And you're gonna regret
-->Cause I'm the best that's ever been.
** You mean a ''badass'' fiddle duel.
-->Now Devil you just come on back
-->If you ever wanna try it again
-->I done told you once you old sonofabitch
-->'''IM THE BEST THAT'S EVER BEEN!'''
* Chase & Status - No Problem
--> I move like water, I go with the flow
--> I go back to old school, I go back to Rome
--> But this is no history it's the start of the show
--> Never worry that is the way that I roll
--> I'm a bad man, what is it? Let me say again
--> You can try copy like a slave to a trend
--> Nothing they can say and nothing they can do
--> It's no problem for me, but it's a problem for you.



* Music/{{Cormorant}} touches upon this in "The Purest Land"
-->My deeds live on,
-->for I have seen what men
-->could only dream they saw.
-->I have seen what men
-->could only dream they saw.



* Music/{{Disciple}} had a few
** Unbroken is an entire extended one with lyrics like
-->So come what may let the waters rise and I’ll walk on the tides
-->Won’t let my faith be haunted by the bones that lay behind
-->Cause there’s an ending that’s unseen that I choose to believe
-->that I won’t break

-->So let sky fall down, the earthquake shake the ground
-->I am coming out, I’m coming out Unbroken
** Outlaws
-->We're more than faces, we're more than just names
-->We're more than labels the hypocrites gave
-->We're the affection of the Unseen
-->We are the sons and daughters of the King
** Kings
-->Lie if you want in your bed of hate
-->We're not your slaves
-->We are the kings with a King



* [[FilkSong Filk singer]] Rob Balder's song "[[YetAnotherStupidDeath Yet Another Stupid Decade]]: ''VideoGame/NetHack'' Turns 20" ([[http://www.thefump.com/lyrics.php?id=93 available here]]) contains this boast:
--> "I've played since the eighties! I've seen more dungeons than Torquemada! I've killed more explorers than malaria! I've kicked in more doors than the LAPD and I've opened more chests than a M* A* S* H unit! Crom help me, I have ascended a [[JokeCharacter Tourist]]."
* War is the Answer by Music/FiveFingerDeathPunch is one long Badass boast..



* Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine's Seven Devils
---> ''Holy water''
---> ''Cannot help you now''
---> ''A thousand armies''
---> ''Couldn't keep me down''

---> ''I AM ALL THERE IS!''
* Music/FooFighters -- "Pretender":
-->I'm the voice inside your head
-->You refuse to hear
-->I'm the face that you have to face
-->Mirrored in your stare
-->I'm what's left, I'm what's right
-->I'm the enemy
-->I'm the hand that will take you down
-->Bring you to your knees
* "St. Jimmy" from Music/GreenDay's ''Music/AmericanIdiot'' is pretty much one big Badass Boast:
-->St. Jimmy's coming down across the alleyway
-->Upon the boulevard like a zip gun on parade
-->Light of his silhouette, he's insubordinate
-->Comin' at you on the count of 1, 2—(1, 2, 3, 4!)
-->My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out
-->Suicide commando that your momma talked about
-->King of the forty thieves and I'm here to represent
-->The needle in the vein of the establishment
-->I'm the patron saint of the denial
-->With an angel face and a taste for suicidal
-->Cigarettes and ramen and a little bag of dope
-->I am the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe
-->Raised in the city in the halo of lights
-->Product of war and fear that we've been victimized...
-->Are you talking to me? I'll give you something to cry about! ST JIMMY!
-->My name is St. Jimmy, I'm the son of a gun
-->I'm the one that's from the way outside, now
-->I'm a teenage assassin executing some fun
-->In the cult of the life of crime, now
-->I really hate to say it, but I told you so
-->So shut your mouth before I shoot you down, old boy
-->Welcome to the club, and give me some blood
-->I'm the resident leader at the lost and found
-->It's comedy and tragedy
-->It's St. Jimmy, and that's my name...and don't you fucking wear it out!!!!
* Music/KanyeWest's ''Jesus Walks'' has:
--> "Harrasin' arrestors harass and arrest us,
--> Sayin' 'we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!'
--> 'Huh, y'all eat pieces of shit?...'"
** He's nicking Adam Sandler jokes now? Ladies and Gentlemen, the voice of a generation.
*** It's [[TakeThatUs that kind of generation]].



* [[NeoclassicalPunkZydecoRockabilly One-man acoustic punk troubadour]] Hamell On Trial's "The Meeting" gives us
-->I'm rocking like Music/TheClash
-->It's acoustic kind of meanery
-->I'm as bad as Music/NineInchNails
-->Except I don't need machinery!
* Music/HayleyKiyoko's SignatureSong "Girls Like Girls" has a verse that's pretty much entirely a badass boast, albeit of a more personal and self-affirming sort.
--->''Always gonna steal your thunder, watch me like a dark cloud''
--->''On the move, collecting numbers-I'mma take your girl out''
--->''We will be everything that we'd ever need, oh''
--->''Don't tell me, tell me what I feel-I'm real and I don't feel like boys!''
* Music/IronMaiden's "The Trooper"
-->You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
-->You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
-->So when you're waiting for the next attack
-->You'd better stand there's no turning back.




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* All verses in Music/JudasPriest's "Hard As Iron" is a BadassBoast of some kind. The chorus of "Blood Red Skies" is also a BadassBoast: "You won't break me/You won't make me/You won't take me/Under [[TitleDrop blood red skies]]", as are "Tyrant", "The Ripper", parts of "Invader", "Killing Machine", "Electric Eye", "Riding on the Wind" if you assume it's in 1st person, "You've got Another Thing Comin'", possibly "Love Bites", "Heavy Du-" let's just say "a lot".



* Most of Music/NickiMinaj's music, but [[SignatureSong her verse in "Monster"]] stands out.
--->''You can be the king but watch the queen conquer!''
** "Roman Reloaded" and "Roman's Revenge" are also shining examples, thanks to [[AlterEgoActing the]] [[LargeHam title]] [[AwesomeEgo character]].
--->''I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin''\\
''So far ahead, these bums is lagging''\\
''See me in that new thing, bums is gagging''\\
''[[UnstoppableRage I'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragon]]''

--->''Is it me, or did I put these rap bitches on the map again?''\\
''You mad 'cause I'm at the Grammys with the Vatican?''\\
''You in the booth, but I'm who you be channeling''\\
''Why they never bring your name up at the panel, then?''
** Music/LilWayne's guest spot on the "Roman's Revenge" re-release, naturally.
--->''All I do is win; my name should be Victor!''



* The number of ludicrous claims Music/LilB has made boggles the mind. Here's a sample of what he has claimed about himself:
-->I'm retired nigga I already ruled the world
-->I'm UsefulNotes/BillClinton
-->I'm Creator/ParisHilton
-->I'm [[MillionairePlayboy Hugh Hefner]]
-->I look like Bill Gates mixed with [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]]
-->Girlfriend look like Ellen [Degeneres]
** One of his songs is titled "I'm God"
** He [[UpToEleven takes it further]] a year later by calling his tape ''God's Father''.
** His song "Wanton Soup" is about "fuck[ing] your bitch" and then "eat[ing] wanton soup."
** Pretty sure "Look Like Jesus" takes the cake:
-->Hoes on my dick 'cause I look like Jesus
-->Young Based God coming straight with the heater
-->Niggas getting mad cause I dress like Jesus Christ
-->I'm that pretty bitch, I'mma fuck her all night
* First two minutes of Music/{{Megadeth}}'s "Prince of Darkness" are boasts from {{Satan}} itself, culminating in:
-->I am more powerful than all the armies of the world
-->I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death
-->I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars
-->I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath
** "Public Enemy No. 1" has a pretty boastful chorus.
--->I'm invincible
--->You might say despicable
--->Punishment's reciprocal
--->Public Enemy number one
--->I'm unbeatable
--->My mind is untreatable
--->Crimes unrepeatable
--->Public Enemy number one
*** The same song drops the line "The posters say I'm wanted 'dead or dead' / Anyone who's tried got a bullet to the head".
* Music/LilWayne's "Drop The World":
-->"Pick the world up and I'ma DROP it on yo' fuckin head, yeah\\
Bitch I'ma pick the world up and I'ma DROP it on yo' fuckin head, yeah\\
And I could die now, [[AlbumTitleDrop rebirth]] motherfucker\\
Hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth motherfucker\\
I'm gone.. motherfucker I'm gone"



* Most of Music/NickiMinaj's music, but [[SignatureSong her verse in "Monster"]] stands out.
--->''You can be the king but watch the queen conquer!''
** "Roman Reloaded" and "Roman's Revenge" are also shining examples, thanks to [[AlterEgoActing the]] [[LargeHam title]] [[AwesomeEgo character]].
--->''I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin''\\
''So far ahead, these bums is lagging''\\
''See me in that new thing, bums is gagging''\\
''[[UnstoppableRage I'm starting to feel like a dungeon dragon]]''

--->''Is it me, or did I put these rap bitches on the map again?''\\
''You mad 'cause I'm at the Grammys with the Vatican?''\\
''You in the booth, but I'm who you be channeling''\\
''Why they never bring your name up at the panel, then?''
** Music/LilWayne's guest spot on the "Roman's Revenge" re-release, naturally.
--->''All I do is win; my name should be Victor!''
* The country song "Sixteen Tons", originally performed by Merle Travis and made famous by Tennessee Ernie Ford(and covered by numerous other artists ranging from other country acts such as Music/JohnnyCash to Swedish doom metal bands like Memento Mori) features this segment:
--> Well if you see me comin' better step aside
--> A lotta men didn't and a lotta men died
--> One fist of iron, the other of steel
--> If the right one don't get ya then the left one will
* Nightquest, by Music/{{Nightwish}}. The first four verses are fantasy-themed metaphorical description of one of band members, and it ends like this.
-->Guardians of the halls of heart
-->When we from my homeland depart
-->To challenge the gods of emptiness
-->May the quest begin!
* At least half of {{Christian|Rock}} {{Metalcore}} band Music/ForToday's songs are this.
--> Hell, fear me\\
I am the one that will bring you down\\
And when you fall, feel me\\
I'll see your face on the battleground\\
\\
Let my name be fear at the gates of Hell\\
as I exalt the Savior\\
The one who died to bring my victory\\
and give me a new name\\
\\
In the name of the Holy One of God\\
\\
I will cast you down\\
at the foot of the cross He hung from\\
I will stand behind my Savior\\
as I burn your kingdom down\\
\\
And I will see you on your knees\\
before the King of Kings\\
You will lose your throne\\
to the Chosen One\\
\\
The chosen ones will rise
* Music/OzzyOsbourne's "Not Going Away" has a good one, short and sweet.
-->Try so hard to break me,
-->But all your diamonds turn to sand
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* Music/OzzyOsbourne's "Not Going Away" has a good one, short and sweet.
-->Try so hard to break me,
-->But all your diamonds turn to sand
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* Music/FooFighters -- "Pretender":
-->I'm the voice inside your head
-->You refuse to hear
-->I'm the face that you have to face
-->Mirrored in your stare
-->I'm what's left, I'm what's right
-->I'm the enemy
-->I'm the hand that will take you down
-->Bring you to your knees
* Music/IronMaiden's "The Trooper"
-->You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
-->You'll fire your musket but I'll run you through
-->So when you're waiting for the next attack
-->You'd better stand there's no turning back.
* All verses in Music/JudasPriest's "Hard As Iron" is a BadassBoast of some kind. The chorus of "Blood Red Skies" is also a BadassBoast: "You won't break me/You won't make me/You won't take me/Under [[TitleDrop blood red skies]]", as are "Tyrant", "The Ripper", parts of "Invader", "Killing Machine", "Electric Eye", "Riding on the Wind" if you assume it's in 1st person, "You've got Another Thing Comin'", possibly "Love Bites", "Heavy Du-" let's just say "a lot".
* Music/HayleyKiyoko's SignatureSong "Girls Like Girls" has a verse that's pretty much entirely a badass boast, albeit of a more personal and self-affirming sort.
--->''Always gonna steal your thunder, watch me like a dark cloud''
--->''On the move, collecting numbers-I'mma take your girl out''
--->''We will be everything that we'd ever need, oh''
--->''Don't tell me, tell me what I feel-I'm real and I don't feel like boys!''



* "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniel Band. Admittedly, it's for a duel by fiddles, but...
-->My name's Johnnie
-->And it might be a sin
-->But I'll take your bet
-->And you're gonna regret
-->Cause I'm the best that's ever been.
** You mean a ''badass'' fiddle duel.
-->Now Devil you just come on back
-->If you ever wanna try it again
-->I done told you once you old sonofabitch
-->'''IM THE BEST THAT'S EVER BEEN!'''



* [[NeoclassicalPunkZydecoRockabilly One-man acoustic punk troubadour]] Hamell On Trial's "The Meeting" gives us
-->I'm rocking like Music/TheClash
-->It's acoustic kind of meanery
-->I'm as bad as Music/NineInchNails
-->Except I don't need machinery!
* War is the Answer by Music/FiveFingerDeathPunch is one long Badass boast..
* 30H!3's "Don't Trust Her" gives us this absolute gem:
-->And tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
-->That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] scared of him
* The number of ludicrous claims Music/LilB has made boggles the mind. Here's a sample of what he has claimed about himself:
-->I'm retired nigga I already ruled the world
-->I'm UsefulNotes/BillClinton
-->I'm Creator/ParisHilton
-->I'm [[MillionairePlayboy Hugh Hefner]]
-->I look like Bill Gates mixed with [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]]
-->Girlfriend look like Ellen [Degeneres]
** One of his songs is titled "I'm God"
** He [[UpToEleven takes it further]] a year later by calling his tape ''God's Father''.
** His song "Wanton Soup" is about "fuck[ing] your bitch" and then "eat[ing] wanton soup."
** Pretty sure "Look Like Jesus" takes the cake:
-->Hoes on my dick 'cause I look like Jesus
-->Young Based God coming straight with the heater
-->Niggas getting mad cause I dress like Jesus Christ
-->I'm that pretty bitch, I'mma fuck her all night
* First two minutes of Music/{{Megadeth}}'s "Prince of Darkness" are boasts from {{Satan}} itself, culminating in:
-->I am more powerful than all the armies of the world
-->I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death
-->I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars
-->I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath
** "Public Enemy No. 1" has a pretty boastful chorus.
--->I'm invincible
--->You might say despicable
--->Punishment's reciprocal
--->Public Enemy number one
--->I'm unbeatable
--->My mind is untreatable
--->Crimes unrepeatable
--->Public Enemy number one
*** The same song drops the line "The posters say I'm wanted 'dead or dead' / Anyone who's tried got a bullet to the head".



* "St. Jimmy" from Music/GreenDay's ''Music/AmericanIdiot'' is pretty much one big Badass Boast:
-->St. Jimmy's coming down across the alleyway
-->Upon the boulevard like a zip gun on parade
-->Light of his silhouette, he's insubordinate
-->Comin' at you on the count of 1, 2—(1, 2, 3, 4!)
-->My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out
-->Suicide commando that your momma talked about
-->King of the forty thieves and I'm here to represent
-->The needle in the vein of the establishment
-->I'm the patron saint of the denial
-->With an angel face and a taste for suicidal
-->Cigarettes and ramen and a little bag of dope
-->I am the son of a bitch and Edgar Allen Poe
-->Raised in the city in the halo of lights
-->Product of war and fear that we've been victimized...
-->Are you talking to me? I'll give you something to cry about! ST JIMMY!
-->My name is St. Jimmy, I'm the son of a gun
-->I'm the one that's from the way outside, now
-->I'm a teenage assassin executing some fun
-->In the cult of the life of crime, now
-->I really hate to say it, but I told you so
-->So shut your mouth before I shoot you down, old boy
-->Welcome to the club, and give me some blood
-->I'm the resident leader at the lost and found
-->It's comedy and tragedy
-->It's St. Jimmy, and that's my name...and don't you fucking wear it out!!!!
* Music/KanyeWest's ''Jesus Walks'' has:
--> "Harrasin' arrestors harass and arrest us,
--> Sayin' 'we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!'
--> 'Huh, y'all eat pieces of shit?...'"
** He's nicking Adam Sandler jokes now? Ladies and Gentlemen, the voice of a generation.
*** It's [[TakeThatUs that kind of generation]].
* The country song "Sixteen Tons", originally performed by Merle Travis and made famous by Tennessee Ernie Ford(and covered by numerous other artists ranging from other country acts such as Music/JohnnyCash to Swedish doom metal bands like Memento Mori) features this segment:
--> Well if you see me comin' better step aside
--> A lotta men didn't and a lotta men died
--> One fist of iron, the other of steel
--> If the right one don't get ya then the left one will
* Music/DavidGuetta's "Titanium":
--> I'm bulletproof, nothin' to lose
--> Fire away, fire away
--> Ricochet, you take your aim
--> Fire away, fire away
--> You shoot me down, but I won't fall
--> I am titanium
* Nightquest, by Music/{{Nightwish}}. The first four verses are fantasy-themed metaphorical description of one of band members, and it ends like this.
-->Guardians of the halls of heart
-->When we from my homeland depart
-->To challenge the gods of emptiness
-->May the quest begin!
* Chase & Status - No Problem
--> I move like water, I go with the flow
--> I go back to old school, I go back to Rome
--> But this is no history it's the start of the show
--> Never worry that is the way that I roll
--> I'm a bad man, what is it? Let me say again
--> You can try copy like a slave to a trend
--> Nothing they can say and nothing they can do
--> It's no problem for me, but it's a problem for you.
* At least half of {{Christian|Rock}} {{Metalcore}} band Music/ForToday's songs are this.
--> Hell, fear me\\
I am the one that will bring you down\\
And when you fall, feel me\\
I'll see your face on the battleground\\
\\
Let my name be fear at the gates of Hell\\
as I exalt the Savior\\
The one who died to bring my victory\\
and give me a new name\\
\\
In the name of the Holy One of God\\
\\
I will cast you down\\
at the foot of the cross He hung from\\
I will stand behind my Savior\\
as I burn your kingdom down\\
\\
And I will see you on your knees\\
before the King of Kings\\
You will lose your throne\\
to the Chosen One\\
\\
The chosen ones will rise
* Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine's Seven Devils
---> ''Holy water''
---> ''Cannot help you now''
---> ''A thousand armies''
---> ''Couldn't keep me down''
* Piece Of Me by Music/BritneySpears
---> ''No wonder there's panic in the industry''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFal0CC4Cmw Karn Evil 9: 3rd Impression]]
---> ''No man yields who flies on my ship!''

---> ''I AM ALL THERE IS!''



* [[FilkSong Filk singer]] Rob Balder's song "[[YetAnotherStupidDeath Yet Another Stupid Decade]]: ''VideoGame/NetHack'' Turns 20" ([[http://www.thefump.com/lyrics.php?id=93 available here]]) contains this boast:
--> "I've played since the eighties! I've seen more dungeons than Torquemada! I've killed more explorers than malaria! I've kicked in more doors than the LAPD and I've opened more chests than a M* A* S* H unit! Crom help me, I have ascended a [[JokeCharacter Tourist]]."



* Music/LilWayne's "Drop The World":
-->"Pick the world up and I'ma DROP it on yo' fuckin head, yeah\\
Bitch I'ma pick the world up and I'ma DROP it on yo' fuckin head, yeah\\
And I could die now, [[AlbumTitleDrop rebirth]] motherfucker\\
Hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth motherfucker\\
I'm gone.. motherfucker I'm gone"



* Music/{{Disciple}} had a few
** Unbroken is an entire extended one with lyrics like
-->So come what may let the waters rise and I’ll walk on the tides
-->Won’t let my faith be haunted by the bones that lay behind
-->Cause there’s an ending that’s unseen that I choose to believe
-->that I won’t break

-->So let sky fall down, the earthquake shake the ground
-->I am coming out, I’m coming out Unbroken
** Outlaws
-->We're more than faces, we're more than just names
-->We're more than labels the hypocrites gave
-->We're the affection of the Unseen
-->We are the sons and daughters of the King
** Kings
-->Lie if you want in your bed of hate
-->We're not your slaves
-->We are the kings with a King



* Music/{{Cormorant}} touches upon this in "The Purest Land"
-->My deeds live on,
-->for I have seen what men
-->could only dream they saw.
-->I have seen what men
-->could only dream they saw.


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* Music/BoDiddley's "Who Do You Love?"
--> I walk 47 miles of barbed wire\\
I use a cobra snake for a necktie\\
I got a brand new house out on the roadside\\
Made out of rattlesnake hide\\
I got a brand new chimney made on top\\
Made out of a human skull\\
Come take a little walk with me and tell me\\
[[TitleDrop Who do you love?]]
* Music/FatsDomino had one of the earliest proto-Rock'n'roll hits with "The Fat Man", a boasting song about his sex appeal.
-->"They call, they call me the fat man\\
'Cause I weigh two hundred pounds\\
All the girls they love me\\
'Cause [[DoubleEntendre I know my way around]]"

to:

* Music/BoDiddley's "Who Do You Love?"
--> I walk 47 miles of barbed wire\\
I use a cobra snake for a necktie\\
I got a brand new house out on the roadside\\
Made out of rattlesnake hide\\
I got a brand new chimney made on top\\
Made out of a human skull\\
Come take a little walk with me and tell me\\
[[TitleDrop Who do you love?]]
* Music/FatsDomino had one of the earliest proto-Rock'n'roll hits with "The Fat Man", a boasting song about his sex appeal.
-->"They call, they call me the fat man\\
'Cause I weigh two hundred pounds\\
All the girls they love me\\
'Cause [[DoubleEntendre I know my way around]]"
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* [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlindGuardian Blind Guardian's]] "And then there was silence" with
--> "We have been betrayed by the wind and the rain
--> The sacred hall's empty and cold
--> The sacrifice made should not be done in vain
--> Revenge will be taken by Rome"

--> "We don't regret it
--> So many men have failed but now he's (gone)
--> Go out and get it
--> The madman's head it shall be thine
--> We don't regret it
--> That someone else dies hidden in (disguise)
--> Go out and get it
--> Orion's hound shines bright
--> No hope
--> The blind leads the blind
--> Carry on
--> Though future's denied

--> Mare or stallion
--> There's far more inside
--> We are in at the kill we'll cheerfully die."
* Music/BobMarley's "Small Axe":
--> If you are the big tree\\
We are the small axe\\
Ready to cut you down...\
* Music/BoDiddley's "Who Do You Love?"
--> I walk 47 miles of barbed wire\\
I use a cobra snake for a necktie\\
I got a brand new house out on the roadside\\
Made out of rattlesnake hide\\
I got a brand new chimney made on top\\
Made out of a human skull\\
Come take a little walk with me and tell me\\
[[TitleDrop Who do you love?]]
* A lot of martial music does this. an example from ''The British Grenadiers'':
-->"Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules,"
-->"Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these."
-->"But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare."
-->"With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers."
--> "Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball,"
--> "Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal."
--> "But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears,"
--> "With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers."




* Music/TomSmith (known as The World's Fastest Filker) is not exactly shy about his own abilities in "(Don't Gotta Be A) Big Star":
--> I can make you laugh like mad\\
Or cry from love or pain\\
I can sing a song\\
You'll never get out of your brain!\\
(and "A Boy And His Frog" completely backs up his boasts...)
* The [[SemperFi United States Marine Corps']] official theme song is essentially one long Badass Boast, complete with a TakeThat at the rival branches of the U.S. military in the final verse:
--> If the Army and the Navy ever look on heaven's scenes\\
They will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines!
* The Eurobeat song The Top by Ken Blast has a long badass boast

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\n* Music/TomSmith (known as Given their love of fantasy and sci-fi pulp, PurpleProse, and use of first-person POVs in their songs, Bal-Sagoth's lyrics are positively ''stuffed'' with elaborate and original {{Badass Boast}}s. Particular credit though has to go to the song ''Of Carnage and the Gathering of Wolves'':
--> Yes... I am the scythe in the field at summer
--> I am the thunder which awakens the earth
--> I am that which gives the night air its chill
--> ...
--> I am far beyond the ken of men
--> My gaze shall make the night tremble!
* {{Music/Clutch}} has a few.
** "Subtle Hustle" on the album "Blast Tyrant."
--> I got your number
--> I steal your thunder
--> I got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm!
** "Walking In
The World's Fastest Filker) Great Shining Path Of Monster Trucks" is almost nothing ''but'' these.
-->[[ToHellAndBack Well I crashed a Cadillac through the gates of Hell and returned with a fist full of dollars]]
-->And Evel Knievel, like Virgil
-->Was a gentleman as well as a scholar
* Coheed and Cambria's [[ConceptAlbum albums]] are a [[SpaceOpera sci-fi epic about]] [[SelfInsertFic Claudio Kilgannon]], [[TheChosenOne prophesied to defeat]] [[BigBad Supreme Tri-Mage Wilhelm Ryan]], [[YouKilledMyFather the man responsible for his family's deaths]]. In the song ''The End Complete'', which describes their [[FinalBattle final battle]], Ryan boasts:
-->We are the fate of Hell and
-->The call of Justice
-->We are now waiting while you wish us away
-->With your plans in all deliverance
-->Won't take us over, baby!
-->God (He will
not exactly shy save you)
-->Is not (He will not save you)
-->here! (He will not save you from this)
* Music/CypressHill's [[Music/BlackSundayAlbum "Insane In The Brain"]] sums up decades of rap boasting in one simple lyric:
-->'''SEN DOG''': "Punks just jealous 'cause they can't outwrite me"
* The Crystal Method's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJd_upjov8 Play For Real]] seems to take it to the next logical step: the person singing doesn't need to boast
about his own abilities in "(Don't Gotta Be A) Big Star":
--> I can make
achievements. You should already know them. So the only logical thing is to ''question your sanity for challenging him''.
-->You gotta be mad\\
Or stone-cold crazy\\
Outta your mind\\
If
you laugh like mad\\
wanna play with me\\
What are you, sick?\\
Or cry maybe just straight-up ill\\
You gotta be crazy as fuck\\
If you wanna play for real
* "The Queen's Rebuke"
from love or pain\\
I can sing
a song\\
You'll never get out
concept album by The Decemberists features the hero's fae foster mother, boasting her immortality and power over the forest:
-->I'm made
of bones of the branches the boughs and the brow-beating light
-->While my feet are the trunks and my head is the canopy high
-->And my fingers extend to the leaves in the eves, and the bright
-->Brighter shine, it's my shine
* Music/{{Dio}} era Music/BlackSabbath had "I", another boast-in-song-form, this one from the point of view of an AntiHero. The end of the last verse, however, outbadasses the rest of the song.
-->I'll smash
your brain!\\
(and "A Boy And His Frog" completely backs up his boasts...)
face in
-->But with a smile
-->All together you'll never
-->Be stronger than me
* The [[SemperFi United States Marine Corps']] official theme song "Indestructible" by Music/{{Disturbed}} is essentially one long boast. [[AwesomeMusic/{{Music}} And it works]].
-->No hesitation / When I am commanded to strike
-->You need to know that you're in for the fight of your life
-->You will be shown / How I've become
-->Indestructible / Determination that is incorruptible
-->From the other side a terror to behold / Annihilation will be unavoidable
-->Every broken enemy will know / That their opponent had to be invincible
-->Take a last look around while you're alive
-->I'm an indestructible Master of war!
** "Divide," off the same album, though it doesn't go to nearly the same extreme:
--> You might say that I'm the last man standing now,
--> Though you'll try, you'll never find a way to break me
** "Warrior" from the next album takes this to a stupidly extreme level, sounding as if Dave Draiman watched multiple episodes of ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' for reference.
-->I am an instrument of violence / I am a vessel of invincibility
-->I cannot leave this undecided / Stepping down to battle another day
-->Remember me for all time, this / Determination is a vital part of me
-->Surrender now or be counted / With the endless masses that I will defeat
-->Broken down till your hope has died / Beat down till the victory's mine
-->Stand up and show me some pride, are you ready?
-->I'm one with the warrior inside / My dominance can't be denied
-->Your entire world will turn into a battlefield tonight
-->As I look upon you / Through the warrior's eyes now
-->I can see the fear that will ensure my victory this time
-->I can't be told of compromise / They'll never doubt the body lying at my feet
-->A most formidable reminder / They will speak my name for eternity
-->I have no need of any guidance / I am a weapon, powerful beyond belief
-->Seen through the warrior's eyes / I never need to question how to defeat you
** And then there is their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piX_CDdRwNw&list=FLaeoX3CApple3apt_n02XTA&index=11 theme song]] for Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin.
* Music/DoctorSteel has one in [[StartOfDarkness Lament for a toy factory]]:
-->''I am the nightmare that crushes your dreams''
-->''I’m the greatest creator this world’s ever seen!''
* Dr. Dre and Music/IceCube's "Natural Born Killaz" combines
Badass Boast, complete BlasphemousBoast, DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and RefugeInAudacity:
-->'''CUBE''': "So FUCK [[UsefulNotes/CharlesManson CHARLIE MANSON]]\\
I'll snatch him out of his truck\\
Hit em
with a TakeThat at brick\\
And I'm dancin"
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* Music/{{Eluveitie}}'s ''Kingdom Come Undone'' is basically a 03:22 BadassBoast SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic consider
the rival branches chorus:
-->This is V for vengeance
-->This is V for vehemence
-->This is V for victory
-->This is V for Vercingetorix
--> [...]
-->This is V for verdict
-->This is V for valour
-->This is V for venture
-->This is revolt
-->This is kingdom come undone
* According to "Folsom Prison Blues", Music/JohnnyCash shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
** The entirety of "Ain't No Grave" is a Badass Boast.
* Music/FatsDomino had one
of the U.S. military earliest proto-Rock'n'roll hits with "The Fat Man", a boasting song about his sex appeal.
-->"They call, they call me the fat man\\
'Cause I weigh two hundred pounds\\
All the girls they love me\\
'Cause [[DoubleEntendre I know my way around]]"
* Flogging Molly is rather fond of these too. "You Won't Make a Fool Out Of Me".
-->For green is the heart of your greed
-->That much I can tell
-->You may think you're the captain of me
-->But I'm your coffin ship from hell

-->But you won't
-->No, no, no you won't
-->You won't make a fool out of me
* Music/{{Halsey}} does this often, most notably in "Hurricane":
-->''I'm a wanderess, I'm a one-night stand
-->Don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man
-->I'm the violence
in the final verse:
pouring rain
-->I'm a hurricane.''
** And then again, [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic even more so]], in "Control":
--> If ''I'm bigger than my body, I'm colder than this home
-->I'm meaner than my demons, I'm bigger than these bones
-->And all
the Army kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me"
-->I can't help this awful energy
-->God damn right, you should be scared of me.''
* Music/JimiHendrix: "Voodoo Child (Slight Return)"
-->''Well I'm standing next to a mountain''
-->''And I chop it down with the edge of my hand''
* Jen Titus does a brilliant one in "O Death", honoring Death itself.
--> Well I am Death, none can excel,
--> I open the door between Heaven or Hell.
--> My name is Death
and the Navy ever look on heaven's scenes\\
They will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines!
The End is here.

* The Eurobeat song The Top "The Top" by Ken Blast has a long badass boast



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* A lot of martial music does this. an example from ''The British Grenadiers'':
-->"Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules,"
-->"Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these."
-->"But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare."
-->"With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers."
--> "Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball,"
--> "Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal."
--> "But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears,"
--> "With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers."



* Music/TheRollingStones' "Sympathy for the Devil" is one long badass boast by {{Satan}}, beginning: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a ManOfWealthAndTaste / I've been around for a long long year / stolen many man's soul and faith".



* [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlindGuardian Blind Guardian's]] "And then there was silence" with
--> "We have been betrayed by the wind and the rain
--> The sacred hall's empty and cold
--> The sacrifice made should not be done in vain
--> Revenge will be taken by Rome"

--> "We don't regret it
--> So many men have failed but now he's (gone)
--> Go out and get it
--> The madman's head it shall be thine
--> We don't regret it
--> That someone else dies hidden in (disguise)
--> Go out and get it
--> Orion's hound shines bright
--> No hope
--> The blind leads the blind
--> Carry on
--> Though future's denied

--> Mare or stallion
--> There's far more inside
--> We are in at the kill we'll cheerfully die."



* "The Queen's Rebuke" from a concept album by The Decemberists features the hero's fae foster mother, boasting her immortality and power over the forest:
-->I'm made of bones of the branches the boughs and the brow-beating light
-->While my feet are the trunks and my head is the canopy high
-->And my fingers extend to the leaves in the eves, and the bright
-->Brighter shine, it's my shine
* "Indestructible" by Music/{{Disturbed}} is one long boast. [[AwesomeMusic/{{Music}} And it works]].
-->No hesitation / When I am commanded to strike
-->You need to know that you're in for the fight of your life
-->You will be shown / How I've become
-->Indestructible / Determination that is incorruptible
-->From the other side a terror to behold / Annihilation will be unavoidable
-->Every broken enemy will know / That their opponent had to be invincible
-->Take a last look around while you're alive
-->I'm an indestructible Master of war!
** "Divide," off the same album, though it doesn't go to nearly the same extreme:
--> You might say that I'm the last man standing now,
--> Though you'll try, you'll never find a way to break me
** "Warrior" from the next album takes this to a stupidly extreme level, sounding as if Dave Draiman watched multiple episodes of ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' for reference.
-->I am an instrument of violence / I am a vessel of invincibility
-->I cannot leave this undecided / Stepping down to battle another day
-->Remember me for all time, this / Determination is a vital part of me
-->Surrender now or be counted / With the endless masses that I will defeat
-->Broken down till your hope has died / Beat down till the victory's mine
-->Stand up and show me some pride, are you ready?
-->I'm one with the warrior inside / My dominance can't be denied
-->Your entire world will turn into a battlefield tonight
-->As I look upon you / Through the warrior's eyes now
-->I can see the fear that will ensure my victory this time
-->I can't be told of compromise / They'll never doubt the body lying at my feet
-->A most formidable reminder / They will speak my name for eternity
-->I have no need of any guidance / I am a weapon, powerful beyond belief
-->Seen through the warrior's eyes / I never need to question how to defeat you
** And then there is their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piX_CDdRwNw&list=FLaeoX3CApple3apt_n02XTA&index=11 theme song]] for Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin.
* Flogging Molly is rather fond of these too. One of my favorites:
-->For green is the heart of your greed
-->That much I can tell
-->You may think you're the captain of me
-->But I'm your coffin ship from hell

-->But you won't
-->No, no, no you won't
-->You won't make a fool out of me
* Voltaire's "When You're Evil" is one long boast by a goofy CardCarryingVillain. [[NotSoHarmlessVillain Or so it seems]]. The first few verses describe pretty silly cartoon villainy. And then...
-->I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
-->And I promise on my damned soul
-->To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
-->Has never seen a soldier quite like me
-->Not only does his job, but does it happily.

-->I'm the fear that keeps you awake
-->I'm the shadows on the wall
-->I'm the monsters they become
-->I'm the nightmare in your skull
-->I'm a dagger in your back
-->An extra turn upon the rack
-->I'm the quivering of your heart
-->A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

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* "The Queen's Rebuke" from Music/OzzyOsbourne's "Not Going Away" has a concept album by The Decemberists features the hero's fae foster mother, boasting her immortality good one, short and power over the forest:
-->I'm made of bones of the branches the boughs and the brow-beating light
-->While my feet are the trunks and my head is the canopy high
-->And my fingers extend to the leaves in the eves, and the bright
-->Brighter shine, it's my shine
* "Indestructible" by Music/{{Disturbed}} is one long boast. [[AwesomeMusic/{{Music}} And it works]].
-->No hesitation / When I am commanded to strike
-->You need to know that you're in for the fight of your life
-->You will be shown / How I've become
-->Indestructible / Determination that is incorruptible
-->From the other side a terror to behold / Annihilation will be unavoidable
-->Every broken enemy will know / That their opponent had to be invincible
-->Take a last look around while you're alive
-->I'm an indestructible Master of war!
** "Divide," off the same album, though it doesn't go to nearly the same extreme:
--> You might say that I'm the last man standing now,
--> Though you'll try, you'll never find a way
sweet.
-->Try so hard
to break me
** "Warrior" from the next album takes this to a stupidly extreme level, sounding as if Dave Draiman watched multiple episodes of ''Anime/DragonBallZ'' for reference.
-->I am an instrument of violence / I am a vessel of invincibility
-->I cannot leave this undecided / Stepping down to battle another day
-->Remember me for all time, this / Determination is a vital part of me
-->Surrender now or be counted / With the endless masses that I will defeat
-->Broken down till your hope has died / Beat down till the victory's mine
-->Stand up and show me some pride, are you ready?
-->I'm one with the warrior inside / My dominance can't be denied
-->Your entire world will turn into a battlefield tonight
-->As I look upon you / Through the warrior's eyes now
-->I can see the fear that will ensure my victory this time
-->I can't be told of compromise / They'll never doubt the body lying at my feet
-->A most formidable reminder / They will speak my name for eternity
-->I have no need of any guidance / I am a weapon, powerful beyond belief
-->Seen through the warrior's eyes / I never need to question how to defeat you
** And then there is their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piX_CDdRwNw&list=FLaeoX3CApple3apt_n02XTA&index=11 theme song]] for Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin.
* Flogging Molly is rather fond of these too. One of my favorites:
-->For green is the heart of your greed
-->That much I can tell
-->You may think you're the captain of me
me,
-->But I'm all your coffin ship from hell

-->But you won't
-->No, no, no you won't
-->You won't make a fool out of me
* Voltaire's "When You're Evil" is one long boast by a goofy CardCarryingVillain. [[NotSoHarmlessVillain Or so it seems]]. The first few verses describe pretty silly cartoon villainy. And then...
-->I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
-->And I promise on my damned soul
-->To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
-->Has never seen a soldier quite like me
-->Not only does his job, but does it happily.

-->I'm the fear that keeps you awake
-->I'm the shadows on the wall
-->I'm the monsters they become
-->I'm the nightmare in your skull
-->I'm a dagger in your back
-->An extra
diamonds turn upon the rack
-->I'm the quivering of your heart
-->A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
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* Music/OzzyOsbourne's "Not Going Away" has a good one, short and sweet.
-->Try so hard to break me,
-->But all your diamonds turn to sand



* Music/{{Dio}} era Music/BlackSabbath had "I", another boast-in-song-form, this one from the point of view of an AntiHero. The end of the last verse, however, outbadasses the rest of the song.
-->I'll smash your face in
-->But with a smile
-->All together you'll never
-->Be stronger than me



* Coheed and Cambria's [[ConceptAlbum albums]] are a [[SpaceOpera sci-fi epic about]] [[SelfInsertFic Claudio Kilgannon]], [[TheChosenOne prophesied to defeat]] [[BigBad Supreme Tri-Mage Wilhelm Ryan]], [[YouKilledMyFather the man responsible for his family's deaths]]. In the song ''The End Complete'', which describes their [[FinalBattle final battle]], Ryan boasts:
-->We are the fate of Hell and
-->The call of Justice
-->We are now waiting while you wish us away
-->With your plans in all deliverance
-->Won't take us over, baby!
-->God (He will not save you)
-->Is not (He will not save you)
-->here! (He will not save you from this)




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* Music/TheMegas: Quite a few of the Robot Masters get one of these lines, as does Mega Man himself.
-->'''Mega Man:''' The road that I walk is a gathering storm.\\
'''Air Man:''' I'll usher in the end upon my thunder chariot!\\
'''Metal Man:''' As soon as you step foot inside that door, you'll fall victim to my metal dance.\\
'''Wood Man:''' It'll take more to stop this war than a little boy in blue. When the leaves fall, so will you.\\
'''Snake Man:''' You can fight for the steel, or die beneath my heel. It's up to you.\\
'''Top Man:''' I'm the one on top, I'm the one who makes history, yeah. You can't stop the rhythm of victory.\\
'''Also Top Man:''' I've been told I can cut a rug, but ''tonight it's gonna bleed.''\\
'''Hard Man:''' Harder than steel![[note]]delivered by the crowd, admittedly, rather than Hard Man himself[[/note]]\\
'''Shadow Man:''' I am the knife in a gunfight!\\
'''Skull Man:''' It's not this world that needs saving.\\
'''Also Skull Man:''' What is dead can never die!
* Music/KendrickLamar dropped quite a few in Big Sean's "Control":
--> I'm important like the Pope; I'm a Muslim on pork\\
I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm the King of New York\\
King of the Coast; one hand, I juggle 'em both\\
the Juggernaut's all in ya jugular, you take me for jokes\\
----
--> And I'm gon' get it even if you're in the way\\
And if you're in it, better run, for Pete's sakes\\
----
** And of course, the four bars that the verse is famous for:
--> And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale,\\
Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake,\\
Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller\\
I got love for you all, but I'm tryna murder you niggas!
* [[Music/MyWay "My Way"]] by Creator/FrankSinatra is one entire badass boast from the start to finish, all the more impressive if you consider it to be from the viewpoint of someone at the end of his life, who may have had "times when he bit off more than he could chew", but still thinks that despite all he still came through.
* Music/MuddyWaters' "I'm Ready":
-->I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame\\
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain\\
I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite\\
I hope some screwball start a fight



* Music/{{Eluveitie}}'s ''Kingdom Come Undone'' is basically a 03:22 BadassBoast SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic consider the chorus:
-->This is V for vengeance
-->This is V for vehemence
-->This is V for victory
-->This is V for Vercingetorix
--> [...]
-->This is V for verdict
-->This is V for valour
-->This is V for venture
-->This is revolt
-->This is kingdom come undone
* According to "Folsom Prison Blues", Music/JohnnyCash shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
** The entirety of "Ain't No Grave" is a Badass Boast.



* Music/{{Halsey}} does this often, most notably in "Hurricane":
-->''I'm a wanderess, I'm a one-night stand
-->Don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man
-->I'm the violence in the pouring rain
-->I'm a hurricane.''
** And then again, [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic even more so]], in "Control":
--> ''I'm bigger than my body, I'm colder than this home
-->I'm meaner than my demons, I'm bigger than these bones
-->And all the kids cried out, "Please stop, you're scaring me"
-->I can't help this awful energy
-->God damn right, you should be scared of me.''
* Music/DoctorSteel has one in [[StartOfDarkness Lament for a toy factory]]:
-->''I am the nightmare that crushes your dreams''
-->''I’m the greatest creator this world’s ever seen!''



* {{Music/Clutch}} has a few.
** "Subtle Hustle" on the album "Blast Tyrant."
--> I got your number
--> I steal your thunder
--> I got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm!
** "Walking In The Great Shining Path Of Monster Trucks" is almost nothing ''but'' these.
-->[[ToHellAndBack Well I crashed a Cadillac through the gates of Hell and returned with a fist full of dollars]]
-->And Evel Knievel, like Virgil
-->Was a gentleman as well as a scholar
* Music/JimiHendrix: "Voodoo Child (Slight Return)"
-->''Well I'm standing next to a mountain''
-->''And I chop it down with the edge of my hand''
* Jen Titus does a brilliant one in "O Death", honoring Death itself.
--> Well I am Death, none can excel,
--> I open the door between Heaven or Hell.
--> My name is Death and The End is here.
* Given their love of fantasy and sci-fi pulp, PurpleProse, and use of first-person POVs in their songs, Bal-Sagoth's lyrics are positively ''stuffed'' with elaborate and original {{Badass Boast}}s. Particular credit though has to go to the song ''Of Carnage and the Gathering of Wolves'':
--> Yes... I am the scythe in the field at summer
--> I am the thunder which awakens the earth
--> I am that which gives the night air its chill
--> ...
--> I am far beyond the ken of men
--> My gaze shall make the night tremble!



* Music/BobMarley's "Small Axe":
--> If you are the big tree\\
We are the small axe\\
Ready to cut you down...\
* The Crystal Method's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJd_upjov8 Play For Real]] seems to take it to the next logical step: the person singing doesn't need to boast about his achievements. You should already know them. So the only logical thing is to ''question your sanity for challenging him''.
-->You gotta be mad\\
Or stone-cold crazy\\
Outta your mind\\
If you wanna play with me\\
What are you, sick?\\
Or maybe just straight-up ill\\
You gotta be crazy as fuck\\
If you wanna play for real
* Dr. Dre and Music/IceCube's "Natural Born Killaz" combines Badass Boast, BlasphemousBoast, DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and RefugeInAudacity:
-->'''CUBE''': "So FUCK [[UsefulNotes/CharlesManson CHARLIE MANSON]]\\
I'll snatch him out of his truck\\
Hit em with a brick\\
And I'm dancin"



* Music/TheRollingStones' "Sympathy for the Devil" is one long badass boast by {{Satan}}, beginning: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a ManOfWealthAndTaste / I've been around for a long long year / stolen many man's soul and faith".



* Music/CypressHill's [[Music/BlackSundayAlbum "Insane In The Brain"]] sums up decades of rap boasting in one simple lyric:
-->'''SEN DOG''': "Punks just jealous 'cause they can't outwrite me"
* Music/TheMegas: Quite a few of the Robot Masters get one of these lines, as does Mega Man himself.
-->'''Mega Man:''' The road that I walk is a gathering storm.\\
'''Air Man:''' I'll usher in the end upon my thunder chariot!\\
'''Metal Man:''' As soon as you step foot inside that door, you'll fall victim to my metal dance.\\
'''Wood Man:''' It'll take more to stop this war than a little boy in blue. When the leaves fall, so will you.\\
'''Snake Man:''' You can fight for the steel, or die beneath my heel. It's up to you.\\
'''Top Man:''' I'm the one on top, I'm the one who makes history, yeah. You can't stop the rhythm of victory.\\
'''Also Top Man:''' I've been told I can cut a rug, but ''tonight it's gonna bleed.''\\
'''Hard Man:''' Harder than steel![[note]]delivered by the crowd, admittedly, rather than Hard Man himself[[/note]]\\
'''Shadow Man:''' I am the knife in a gunfight!\\
'''Skull Man:''' It's not this world that needs saving.\\
'''Also Skull Man:''' What is dead can never die!
* Music/KendrickLamar dropped quite a few in Big Sean's "Control":
--> I'm important like the Pope; I'm a Muslim on pork\\
I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm the King of New York\\
King of the Coast; one hand, I juggle 'em both\\
the Juggernaut's all in ya jugular, you take me for jokes\\
----
--> And I'm gon' get it even if you're in the way\\
And if you're in it, better run, for Pete's sakes\\
----
** And of course, the four bars that the verse is famous for:
--> And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale,\\
Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake,\\
Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller\\
I got love for you all, but I'm tryna murder you niggas!
* [[Music/MyWay "My Way"]] by Creator/FrankSinatra is one entire badass boast from the start to finish, all the more impressive if you consider it to be from the viewpoint of someone at the end of his life, who may have had "times when he bit off more than he could chew", but still thinks that despite all he still came through.
* Music/MuddyWaters' "I'm Ready":
-->I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame\\
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain\\
I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite\\
I hope some screwball start a fight

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* Music/CypressHill's [[Music/BlackSundayAlbum "Insane In Music/TomSmith (known as The Brain"]] sums World's Fastest Filker) is not exactly shy about his own abilities in "(Don't Gotta Be A) Big Star":
--> I can make you laugh like mad\\
Or cry from love or pain\\
I can sing a song\\
You'll never get out of your brain!\\
(and "A Boy And His Frog" completely backs
up decades of rap boasting in his boasts...)
* The [[SemperFi United States Marine Corps']] official theme song is essentially
one simple lyric:
-->'''SEN DOG''': "Punks just jealous 'cause they can't outwrite me"
* Music/TheMegas: Quite
long Badass Boast, complete with a few TakeThat at the rival branches of the Robot Masters get one of these lines, as does Mega Man himself.
-->'''Mega Man:''' The road that I walk is a gathering storm.\\
'''Air Man:''' I'll usher
U.S. military in the end upon my thunder chariot!\\
'''Metal Man:''' As soon as you step foot inside that door, you'll fall victim to my metal dance.\\
'''Wood Man:''' It'll take more to stop this war than a little boy in blue. When the leaves fall, so will you.\\
'''Snake Man:''' You can fight for the steel, or die beneath my heel. It's up to you.\\
'''Top Man:''' I'm the one on top, I'm the one who makes history, yeah. You can't stop the rhythm of victory.\\
'''Also Top Man:''' I've been told I can cut a rug, but ''tonight it's gonna bleed.''\\
'''Hard Man:''' Harder than steel![[note]]delivered by the crowd, admittedly, rather than Hard Man himself[[/note]]\\
'''Shadow Man:''' I am the knife in a gunfight!\\
'''Skull Man:''' It's not this world that needs saving.\\
'''Also Skull Man:''' What is dead can never die!
* Music/KendrickLamar dropped quite a few in Big Sean's "Control":
final verse:
--> I'm important like If the Pope; I'm a Muslim on pork\\
I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm
Army and the King of New York\\
King of
Navy ever look on heaven's scenes\\
They will find
the Coast; one hand, I juggle 'em both\\
the Juggernaut's all in ya jugular, you take me for jokes\\
----
--> And I'm gon' get it even if you're in the way\\
And if you're in it, better run, for Pete's sakes\\
----
** And of course, the four bars that the verse is famous for:
--> And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale,\\
Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake,\\
Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller\\
I got love for you all, but I'm tryna murder you niggas!
* [[Music/MyWay "My Way"]]
streets are guarded by Creator/FrankSinatra United States Marines!
* Voltaire's "When You're Evil"
is one entire badass long boast from the start to finish, all the more impressive if you consider by a goofy CardCarryingVillain. [[NotSoHarmlessVillain Or so it to be from the viewpoint of someone at the end of his life, who may have had "times when he bit off more than he could chew", but still thinks that despite all he still came through.
* Music/MuddyWaters' "I'm Ready":
seems]]. The first few verses describe pretty silly cartoon villainy. And then...
-->I got a axe-handled pistol pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
-->And I promise
on my graveyard frame\\
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain\\
I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite\\
damned soul
-->To do as
I hope some screwball start am told, Lord Beelzebub
-->Has never seen
a fightsoldier quite like me
-->Not only does his job, but does it happily.

-->I'm the fear that keeps you awake
-->I'm the shadows on the wall
-->I'm the monsters they become
-->I'm the nightmare in your skull
-->I'm a dagger in your back
-->An extra turn upon the rack
-->I'm the quivering of your heart
-->A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

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* Music/ElvisPresley's "Trouble":
-->I've never looked for trouble\\
But I've never ran\\
I don't take no orders\\
From no kind of man\\
I'm only made out\\
Of flesh, blood and bone\\
But if you're gonna start a rumble\\
Don't you try it on alone

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* Music/ElvisPresley's "Trouble":
-->I've never looked for trouble\\
But I've never ran\\
I don't take no orders\\
From no kind of man\\
Music/MuddyWaters' "I'm Ready":
-->I got a axe-handled pistol on my graveyard frame\\
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain\\
I'm only made out\\
Of flesh, blood and bone\\
But if you're gonna
drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite\\
I hope some screwball
start a rumble\\
Don't you try it on alone
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* Music/FatsDomino had one of the earliest proto-Rock'n'roll hits with "The Fat Man", a boasting song about his sex appeal.
-->"They call, they call me the fat man\\
'Cause I weigh two hundred pounds\\
All the girls they love me\\
'Cause [[DoubleEntendre I know my way around]]"
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* Gillan's "Trouble":

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* [[Music/MyWay "My Way"]] by Creator/FrankSinatra is one entire badass boast from the start to finish, all the more impressive if you consider it to be from the viewpoint of someone at the end of his life, who may have had "times when he bit off more than he could chew", but still thinks that despite all he still came through.

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* [[Music/MyWay "My Way"]] by Creator/FrankSinatra is one entire badass boast from the start to finish, all the more impressive if you consider it to be from the viewpoint of someone at the end of his life, who may have had "times when he bit off more than he could chew", but still thinks that despite all he still came through.through.
* Gillan's "Trouble":
-->I've never looked for trouble\\
But I've never ran\\
I don't take no orders\\
From no kind of man\\
I'm only made out\\
Of flesh, blood and bone\\
But if you're gonna start a rumble\\
Don't you try it on alone
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOpdyytB3OY "I Am Murloc"]] is basically one long badass boast on behalf of the [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft murlocs]]. This makes it a parody, since murlocs in the game are just humorous and annoying GoddamnedBats.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOpdyytB3OY "I Am Murloc"]] is basically one long badass boast on behalf of the [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft murlocs]]. This makes it a parody, parody since murlocs in the game are just humorous and annoying GoddamnedBats.



-->I'm going to show him what a little girls made of

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-->I'm going to show him what a little girls gir'ls made of



-->If you're ready, and your willing, and your prepared to fight!

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-->If you're ready, and your you're willing, and your you're prepared to fight!



* "St. Jimmy" from Music/GreenDay's ''Music/AmericanIdiot'' is prety much one big Badass Boast:

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* "St. Jimmy" from Music/GreenDay's ''Music/AmericanIdiot'' is prety pretty much one big Badass Boast:



* Given their love of fantasy and sci-fi pulp, PurpleProse and use of first person POVs in their songs, Bal-Sagoth's lyrics are positively ''stuffed'' with elaborate and original {{Badass Boast}}s. Particular credit though, has to go to the song ''Of Carnage and the Gathering of Wolves'':

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* Given their love of fantasy and sci-fi pulp, PurpleProse PurpleProse, and use of first person first-person POVs in their songs, Bal-Sagoth's lyrics are positively ''stuffed'' with elaborate and original {{Badass Boast}}s. Particular credit though, though has to go to the song ''Of Carnage and the Gathering of Wolves'':
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----

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--> ''I'm important like the Pope; I'm a Muslim on pork
I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm the King of New York
King of the Coast; one hand, I juggle 'em both
the Juggernaut's all in ya jugular, you take me for jokes''
--> ''And I'm gon' get it even if you're in the way
And if you're in it, better run, for Pete's sakes''

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--> ''I'm I'm important like the Pope; I'm a Muslim on pork
pork\\
I'm Makaveli's offspring, I'm the King of New York
York\\
King of the Coast; one hand, I juggle 'em both
both\\
the Juggernaut's all in ya jugular, you take me for jokes''
jokes\\
--> ''And And I'm gon' get it even if you're in the way
way\\
And if you're in it, better run, for Pete's sakes''sakes\\
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--> ''And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale,
Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake,
Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller
I got love for you all, but I'm tryna murder you niggas!''

to:

--> ''And And that goes for Jermaine Cole, Big K.R.I.T., Wale,
Wale,\\
Pusha T, Meek Millz, A$AP Rocky, Drake,
Drake,\\
Big Sean, Jay Electron', Tyler, Mac Miller
Miller\\
I got love for you all, but I'm tryna murder you niggas!''niggas!\\

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