VIDEOS:
Laser-Shooting Dinosaur
Angus McSix's steed of choice, as shown in a music video aping circa-2000 flash animations, is a cyborg theropod dinosaur that wipes out armies of goblins singlehandedly, and was made of metal from the Moon and assembled in Tokyo by dwarven samurai.
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Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
Adventurers v. Wolf Riders
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A Thicket of Spears