"I'm not the shark. I'm not a fish. I'm not an avalanche. I am a man! John Tenta! A 500 lbs. man! I'm gonna hurt the man that did this to me, then I'm going to shave the head of The Giant and he will relive the embarrassment."
—Tenta, being interviewed by "Mean" Gene Okerlund at the start of the June 3, 1996 episode of WCW Monday Nitro before his match with Big Bubba after having half of his head shaved to kick him out of the Dungeon of Doom
