Awesome / John Tenta

• "I'm not a shark. I'm not a fish. I'm not an Avalanche. I'm a man. John Tenta."
• Raw in 1994: Earthquake shocks the world by cleanly beating Yokozuna at a sumo wrestling match. (Reality Subtext here, as John Tenta actually competed in Japan as a sumo wrestler for some time whereas Yoko just played one on TV.)
• Why did Vince give him the Golga gimmick for his return in 1998? Because he'd lost such an impressive amount of weight no one would have believed that it was the same person playing Earthquake.