It's no secret that Scott Steiner is hilarious, even when he's trying to be as intimidating as possible. It would be a nearly impossible task to find all of his comedic moments, but here are a few of them.
- As mentioned on the main page, Steiner, during his TNA career, made it a point to harass any beautiful woman he came across. In one segment
, the backstage interviewer makes the mistake of asking him what he thinks is about to "go down." When he inevitably turns the question sexual ("What's about to go down? You are. Later on. Back in my hotel room"), she turns her head to the side with a look that just screams "I should have known better. I have no one to blame but myself." - Scott Steiner has made a career of being impossible to understand, and saying nonsensical things, yet it's rarely brought up in-universe. Someone FINALLY called him on both during a promo while Bully Ray and Steiner have a backstage conversation (Steiner's reaction to the "7 days in a week" comment is a borderline BSOD; you can tell he's not used to his ridiculousness being acknowledged):Steiner: Listen, I got freaks 9 days out of the week. I could give him—
Bully Ray: ... there's only 7 days in a week.
[Beat]
Steiner: Man, you ain't Big Poppa, I'm the Big Bad Booty Daddy, and [gibberish]...!
Bully Ray: ENGLISH! - Concerning his upcoming match at Sacrifice 2008 with Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe, Big Poppa Pump explained the odds of Samoa Joe winning. Using actual mathematics. (Make sure to watch Petey Williams.)note
- Now in the form of Typography!
- And let's follow that up with a history lesson: "REMEMBER WHEN PEARL HARBOR BOMBED THE GERMANS?! OOOOH, IT'S D-DAY ALL OVER AGAIN, BABY!!"
- Now in the form of Typography!
- The night after joining the Main Event Mafia, after hyping up the Mafia, he proceeds to bury their opponents as a bunch of nerds and marks since they play video games (and play online against each other), read comics, and visit mark wrestling sites. Then he farther insults AJ Styles as a redneck that nobody knows about and Samoa Joe as a half-breed fatass. His fellow Mafia teammates (except for Sting) could not keep from Corpsing throughout his rant.
- Scott Steiner doing the announcing for iMPACT. Hilarity Ensues.
- Moments after making his debut in McMahon Land, the fans watching at home got to hear his first words for them: "GIMME A FUCKING MIC!"
- Made even funnier by Jerry Lawler's completely understated squeak of "Uh-oh."
- His opinions on Samoa Joe can be viewed in this highly intellectual statement.
- Here you can find a similar thoroughly constructed tirade against Team 3D.
- And here he unleashes yet another erudite speech against former Team 3D/Dudley Boys member Bubba/Brother/Bully Ray.
- And here he unleashes yet another erudite speech against former Team 3D/Dudley Boys member Bubba/Brother/Bully Ray
- Here you can find a similar thoroughly constructed tirade against Team 3D
- Not many people can trash talk Goldberg while talking about how one's junk is apparently the "Big Dipper". The Genetic Freak found a way.
- "Through all my career, I've wrestled a lot of countries..."
- His promo in the TNA PPV, "Against All Odds 2007", takes The Unintelligible to extreme levels. Jusy try to watch this with a straight face.
- If his promo in Turning Point 2011 is to be believed, Scott Steiner is a one man Tag Team. Oh, and he fixed a date for Bully Ray.
- Also that night: Steiner getting pissed at the audience and flipping them off because they are CHEERING him!
- Steiner on a pogo stick.
- A summary of his more comedic statements. also, expect to hear him say "HUH?!" many many times!
- Bully Ray and The Genetic Freak himself talk through their plans about Abyss. Angrish and hilarity can be the only outcome!
- Pete Williams and Colt Cabana talking about the real life insanity of Scott Steiner. Truly this man is a comedic legend!
- Now in animated form!
- Now in animated form
- "BIG POPPA PUMP YA HOOK UP, AND THE NEXT, HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, OF THE WORLD!" - during a WWE Raw promo in early 2003.
- Scott Steiner vs a Toy Duck... you can't make this shit up!
- A 2013 post on Vine by Petey Williams titled "Finally got the Viner-line", consisting solely of Petey finding Scott Steiner, happily saying "Scotty?" to which Steiner replies "YO FUCK YOU PETEY!" Can be viewed on a loop here.
- This epic promo from Against All Odds 2011.
- After winning Stacy Keibler's managerial services, Steiner sums it up in the only way he can, as it goes off-the-rails and un-PG very quickly. Poor Stacy has to not only keep it together, she also has to sell looking forward to getting plowed by Steiner (which wasn't really the point of the angle).Scott: That's not all I won, see, I, for one, know what it's like to taste the sweet nectar of a woman's juices—Scott: ...and I'm gonna show Stacy what Test couldn't show her, what it's like to be with a real man!...So if you hear tonight someone saying, "Oh God! Oh God!", and screams out "THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!", MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT!...it's gonna be Stacy!
- Scott Steiner and "MythToddical" are gonna bury Harlem Heat and give them S.T.D.s!...?
- In October 2015, the Shoney's restaurant chain announces that Scott Steiner is their newest franchisee. The Genetic Freak then cuts a promo that must be seen to be believed.
- Scott Steiner vs. a giant pierogi.
- Steiner in WCW talking about how everyone is worried about his spot and noting that Hulk Hogan is worried about his bald spot. Keep in mind that, allegedly, the comment Vince Russo made that led to Hogan's lawsuit was when Russo called Hogan bald. And yet, Steiner called Hogan bald, and WCW aired the comment anyway.
