History Funny / FullyRamblomatic

* Later on:
-->'''Yahtzee:''' ... the other thing to be said for playing with friends is that your friends actually talk to you, saying things like 'enemies to the west' and 'please stop shooting Nick in the face.' (''Nick's avatar is cross and demanding an apology while Yahtzee tries to win him back with flowers--the moment the rest of the team turns around, Nick is dead again and Yahtzee is suspiciously holding a rifle.'')
* [[RuleOfThree And third time's the charm]]:
-->'''Yahtzee:''' I doubt I'll play any more ''Helldivers 2'' in my spare time but dammit if I don't appreciate the tightness of its design and degree of immersion storytelling that conveys it intended themes through gameplay, namely that [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters human beings suck ass]], [[BugWar massacring aliens in their own environment]] is stupid and hard, and [[FriendOrFoe Nick's face makes very amusing noises when shot]].\\

* Yahtzee begins with an addendum stating that the video was created before Sony tried to mandate linking Playstation accounts and would address it at the end of the video. As promised, at the end of the video, Yahtzee obliterates any praise given with the addendum, which is simply a ''blistering'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting "SHAME THEY FUCKED IT UP!!!"]]'''''

* In discussing how this section of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'''s plot that ''Rebirth'' covers [[{{Padding}} mostly consists of "pissing about"]] (describing it and its many hours of gameplay as what can be summarized in a single paragraph of the Wikipedia article of ''VII'''s story), Yahtzee makes note of a story beat where the party tries to track down Sephiroth at a luxury cruise, a beach resort, and a theme park, each time with the various female party members going "Oh hey, well, since we're here..."

--->'''Yahtzee:''' ...Oh no. Oh, no, [[RapidFireNos no no no no no]] don't you fucking autosave, you single-save-slotted slattern, ''[[AtomicFBomb FUCK!]]'' I took a moment then, staring at my character's twitching buttocks, contemplating the afternoon I'd just had stolen from me, and eventually reached my conclusion: [[RageQuit Suck a dick,]] ''Dragon's Dogma 2''! You weren't much fun, and you've got all the personality of a wooden cutting board in unflattering underpants, so inhale the nearest convenient phallus to hand! ''Gosh'', that's always liberating to say, especially when you know you can spend the rest of the work week breaking in your new inflatable sex doll! ''(to the camera)'' Which you'll be interested to hear, Creator/{{Capcom}}, ''has'' '''''three''''' ''slots!''

** The payoff hits at the end of the review where after dealing with a particularly nasty difficulty spike, he realized every time he tried to do a manual reload from his save, his maximum health was being sliced down, forcing him to instead try the "Last Inn Rest" option... which spawned him somewhere "four or five hours ago", with the {{Autosave}} tossing out his entire afternoon's data, finally leading Yahtzee to RageQuit.
--->'''Yahtzee:''' Suck a dick, ''Dragon's Dogma 2''! You weren't much fun, and you've got all the personality of a wooden cutting board in unflattering underpants, so inhale the nearest convenient phallus to hand! ''Gosh'', that's always liberating to say, especially when you know you can spend the rest of the work week breaking in your new inflatable sex doll! ''(to the camera)'' Which you'll be interested to hear, Creator/{{Capcom}}, ''has'' '''''three''''' ''slots!''

-->'''Yahtzee:''' And first impressions of ''VideoGame/DragonsDogma2'' weren't great, 'cos it's only got one save slot. ''One.'' Of all the trillions of numbers that exist, they picked the very worst.

* Yahtzee can cite ''one'' example of a game that he dislikes that nevertheless does a first enemy introduction well: ''VideoGame/WolfensteinYoungblood'', where the main characters kill their first Nazi, celebrate, [[MoodWhiplash and then immediately throw up]]. Yahtzee admits to have found this moment pretty funny and humanizing, along with setting the tone of the game: [[BaitAndSwitch being a load of old sick]].

-->'''Yahtzee''': What is it about these specific initials that video games find so [[GotMeDoingIt Automatically Captivating? Is it their Appealing Cadence? The Aesthetic Component]]? ''[[BreadMilkEggsSquick Actual Communists]]?!'' Let me Ardently Counsel being Appropriately Cautious of employing such an Aggravating Combination. [[SophisticatedAsHell Alright, Cockheads!]]

* In his closing comment, Yahtzee says he just couldn't get in sync with the characters, "and not because I've never worn a trilby or unironically addressed a woman as 'dame'." Cue Toffee running up to Yahtzee with the ''Zero Punctuation'' hat in his mouth and presenting it to him.
-->'''Yahtzee:''' ...''What!?'' That's a ''fedora!''

* In his closing comment, Yahtzee says he just couldn't get in sync with the characters, "and not because I've never worn a trilby or unironically addressed a woman as 'dame'." Cue Pepper running up to Yahtzee with the ''Zero Punctuation'' hat in his mouth and presenting it to him.

'''Yahtzee:''' Sure do!

* Yahtzee summarizes the gameplay as being surprisingly easy in retrospect, but not caring since the gameplay loops are solid and the escape moments where you're trying to RaceAgainstTheClock (despite being more generous than they appear) as being genuinely thrilling. He caps this off with a caption in the credits: