Dear god. I didn't know what my life was lacking before I saw this movie. It's so ridiculous, so insane, so utterly over the top that I felt like my eyes were becoming inundated with the power of Kung Fu. The first thirty seconds absolutely sell it, and it just gets better from there. Who needs anything else when there's an explosion in the background every four seconds?
For the love of [your choice of extranormal deity] and all that is holy, WATCH THIS MOVIE.
This Film Will Enrich Your Life
Dear god. I didn't know what my life was lacking before I saw this movie. It's so ridiculous, so insane, so utterly over the top that I felt like my eyes were becoming inundated with the power of Kung Fu. The first thirty seconds absolutely sell it, and it just gets better from there. Who needs anything else when there's an explosion in the background every four seconds? For the love of [your choice of extranormal deity] and all that is holy, WATCH THIS MOVIE.