Editing this with line-breaks between all the "#"s would probably improve it significantly.
23. Wait, so, Wanda remembering her kids makes her crazy? Even though both she and Vision just remembered their kids a few years back during Busiek's run without losing their sanity? How does that even work?!
Bendis doesn't care about continuity, he does whatever he wants. If something happened a few years ago( He hardly makes sequels to stories that aren't his, unless they are famous storylines) interests him, then he makes a sequel, in his own way of course. If it doesn't interests him, then its like it never happened.
The people who bashes Bendys are the historical fans, the ones who pays attention to continuity and knows how things worked at Marvel before the arrival of Quesada. But for those who started reading more recently, who doesn't have affection for the characters and care more about the writers, Bendys is fine.
Well this reviewing style is still annoying and still basically a riff off some youtube channel somewhere, i dunno, but for 17 I thought the point was that she was crazy and not exactly in control of her actions, so her being logical or not is kind of moot.
I'd inform you of the futility of imitating what is an annoying, smug video series in the first place and instead find your own style... but if this is any indication, perhaps reviewing isn't your idiom altogether.
5: Please, don\'t draw She-Hulk that way, ever again.
Jason Aaron: Oh you sweet summer child.
Pffttt—- What!? Hugo Chavez (the second worst president of my country, Venezuela) was in a Marvel comic?!.
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Everything wrong with "Avengers Disassembled" in 400 words or less (spoilers!!) (duh..)
1: This comic exists. 2: The king of Spain does not tell Tony to shut up. 3: Where is the watcher? The Avengers are disassembling, many heroes are dying, a mad reality warper is on the loose! He has shown his ominous bald head for lesser stuff than this. 4: And where is Immortus? He has been manipulating things for decades, precisely to prevent a shit like this from happening. I want his resign on the Time Keeper's desk by the morning. 5: If Vision has code that starts his self-destruction on the Avenger's worst day, it would have been activated by the Crossing, Heroes Reborn, or... Disassembled? Sin substracted. 5: Please, don't draw She-Hulk that way, ever again. 6: Is Pym influenced by Wanda, or is he being a jerk all by himself? 7:The UN sanctioned Stark for talking drunk and insulting people. Hugo Chavez is not sanctioned for his worse insults, for some reason. 8: Cap summons all the Avengers, and then forgot that he had done that. 9: What is the Human Torch doing there? He was no Avenger! 10: Where is the US Agent? 11: Hawkeye sacrifices himself instead of, you know, taking off his quiver. He stopped a magical alien ship, which could have been vanished by Strange a moment later anyway. 12: The Scarlet Witch is not my girlfriend in that costume that shows her legs. 13: The montage does not include her lapdance from Avengers 111. 14: What do you mean, no chaos magic? You used it yourself, man! 15: So, all those years that Wanda was using chaos magic, she was actually using reality warping, and Dr. Strange never did anything about that? I want his resignation on... some desk. 16: Agata Harkness is retroactively killed. Those kids have no respect for the elders. 17: Why summon villains? You are a reality warper, girl! Just wish the Avengers out of existence, and that's it! 18: Magnetus-ex-machina. 19: A while back, they were pointing that Wanda used to belong to a terrorist group. The leader of said group shows up, and nobody bats an eye. 20: Also, yes, leave a mad reality warper under the care of a mutant supremacist. What could possibly go wrong? 21: Michael Korvac was killed by the Avengers because of a misunderstanding. It is listed among the Avenger's best moments. 22: Also, the Avengers failed to stop Ultron from his genocide of Slorenia, and it is also listed among their best moments.
Comic sin tally: 22 Sentence: No more Bendis.