Paper-Thin Disguise: Subverted. Venom and Carnage try to fool the Oscorp security systems by merely putting on a guard's hat and a hazmat helmet, respectively, and not even bothering to retract the shapeshifting alien parasites they're wearing. The computer is not amused.
Computer:Comical disguise detected. Initiating lockdown. Calling all available security guards. That'll teach you to try and trick me. Have a great day!
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