There's also "King Henry", as performed by British folk-rockers Steeleye Span, which has a twist in the tail: an abhorrent moster descends on King Henry while out hunting, and the loathsome female demands first meat, then drink, then a man for the night. King Henry provides all three, and in the morning the creature is gone, replaced by a beautiful woman who thanks her Knig for the noble sacrifices that have lifted the curse on her...
Male, early sixties, Cranky old fart, at least two decades behind. So you have been warned. Functionally illiterate in several languages.
There's also "King Henry", as performed by British folk-rockers Steeleye Span, which has a twist in the tail: an abhorrent moster descends on King Henry while out hunting, and the loathsome female demands first meat, then drink, then a man for the night. King Henry provides all three, and in the morning the creature is gone, replaced by a beautiful woman who thanks her Knig for the noble sacrifices that have lifted the curse on her...
Male, early sixties, Cranky old fart, at least two decades behind. So you have been warned. Functionally illiterate in several languages.