Headhunter-GLM
Since: Feb, 2022
Mar 9th 2022 at 5:49:53 AM
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Wouldn't Occam's Razor preclude MC²=0 & MC²=1? Occam's Razor says that quantities shouldn't be unnecessarily duplicated. Since n×0=0 and n×1=n, that would mean MC²=MC or 0. Thus,the formula should be "E=MC" or "E=0". Same goes for infinity, since infinity²=infinity. Perhaps MC is a constant, not a variable! This would solve the problem of why it has 2 letters (like NA for Avogadro's number) Now we just have to figure out what's constant about Mariah Carey & assign a value to it! Perhaps there's some numerology involved?
I don't have an answer regarding this exactly, but I do have this conclusion derived from Chuck Norris: "The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not attempt to square Chuck Norris. The result will be death.
Conclusion: Chuck Norris has a quantum value of 2. How so? Simple: If, theoretically, every human being has an intrinsic quantum value of 1 (or IQV), Chuck Norris must have a greater IQV. Also, have you ever tried to find the square root of 2? It is painful! And 2 x 2 is 4, and of course, Four Is Death, so squaring Chuck Norris results in death. Thus we can derive from this conclusion: If Chuck Norris = 2, and everyone else = 1, Mariah Carey = 1. Therefore, nothing changed when she emancipated herself.
Note that this is just my personal theory, and not proven fact.
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