Twentington
Since: Apr, 2009
Mar 16th 2015 at 5:35:29 PM
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- Billy Mays goes for a peaceful morning drive
- "Previously on Billy Mays!"
- (types "HI BILLY MAYS HERE, LOOKING FOR SEXY PORN" into Google) "Alright ... what? You shittin' me? There's no kinky videos! What do you do when you get blue balls, and you can't watch your favorite porn on the internet?"
- This exchange
Anthony Sullivan: Hi, Anthony Sullivan here.Billy Mays: Anthony, why are you using a cellphone and driving?Anthony Sullivan: My Snake extends to over three feet!Billy Mays: anthon plz.- "Stop waiting for expensive—" (crash) "Uh oh, that'll leave a Mark!"
- Carla refuses to have sex with Billy: "That's it. I'm pulling around to kill you!" (Cue Saints Row machinima)
- "Rub Anthony Sullivan's hot dog in the caroracoolkoracoolk"
- "Just toss and go take a shit in the dishwasher!"
- "Use it for reaching up high, or for picking up down high, or for getting high."
- Vince.
- "That's right!" *smash* "That's right!" *smash* "That's right!" *smash* "That's right!" *smash*
Flummywister
- Shit Odor
- "Hi, Billy Mays here for Shit Odor! The first time you use it, you'll be saying, 'Wow, a yard sale!'"
- "It's unsafe. It eliminates children and pets. Spray it around the litter box and you'll say, 'Oh shit, my pet cat is gone!'"
- "This is my cock, the worst smell of all! I'll spray my cock down with some What Odor, and it gets rid of the worst smell of 'em all, my cock! That's the power of What Odor! Oh shit, my cock is gone! Go spend hundreds on products that don't work. I don't care now that my cock is gone!"
- Mighty Poopy
- "…The smelly way to fix, fill, and seal virtually anything fast, and make it smell like ass!"
- "Ordinary food makes you poop ordinary poop. Mighty Poopy makes you poop a whopping six pound bucket of green and white shit epoxy."
- "Remember, hammer smashing Carla's hand is something you can't do with glue!" Beat "Nor with Mighty Poopy, come to think of it."
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