You Fail Geography Forever: The main characters fly into Sydney, New South Wales, and are told to drive "due north" to Coober Pedy, South Australia - a town 2,000 km west of Sydney.
Justified by the fact that the whole purpose of the trip is to kill them — having them vanish into the Australian outback would help cover up their murder.
If the In-Universe purpose was to deceive, then this is not an example if it isn't then it is. The second bullet has either gotta go or be integrated into the first one.
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If the In-Universe purpose was to deceive, then this is not an example if it isn't then it is. The second bullet has either gotta go or be integrated into the first one.
I'm not crazy, I just don't give a darn!