seconded. Innumerable celebrities who have less-than-stellar worldviews are dragged out and exposed here and everywhere else, and rightly so. That he has a meme attached to him shouldn't be a distraction from a biographical page on the actor, which is what this page is mean to be. Look at this page for example, a talk page loaded up with unfunny junk.
Let's not forget his siding with creationism as well as his belief that the bible should be mandatory as a -textbook-, either.
Removed the Chuck Norris Facts. There's already a Chuck Norris Facts trope page.
- Chuck Norris' body of work does not invoke tropes. The rules of literary theory conforms to what he does.
- Corollary #1: Chuck Norris never uses YKTTW, he just starts a page with a random title and "Seen It A Million Times", and Wiki Magic does the rest.
- Corollary #2: When Chuck Norris edits a Subjective Trope article, it is automatically removed from that index.
- Corollary #3: Should Chuck Norris ever add a concept to Wild Mass Guessing, that concept is immediately canon. And not retro-actively canon- it was always canon.
- If Word of God contradicts Word of Chuck, you must adhere to the latter.
- Chuck Norris is the only person the database likes.
- Win is made of Chuck Norris.
- When someone has a Crowning Moment Of Awesome, they're just borrowing Chuck Norris' crown.
- Chuck Norris only had one Crowning Moment Of Awesome in his whole life. It started with his birth and is still not over yet.
- Chuck Norris was not born like an ordinary mortal. He is eternal, as is his Crowning Moment Of Awesome.
- These rules may seem to contradict each other. They don't, because logic fails Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris caused The Great Crash by looking at his computer screen too intensely.
- He is actually an avid troper (but not One Of Us, we merely dream of being One Of Him). Night is what happens when he hangs a lampshade on the sun.
- Chuck Norris is not a Time Lord, Haruhi Suzumiya, The Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, the Avatar, Lord English, or Jesus in Purgatory. They all wish that he was.
- Everything's Better with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can say Candle Jack's name without Jack coming for hi — Candle Jack gets kicked in the face by Chuck Norris before he can kidnap the troper editing this page — m.
- One fine day, Chuck Norris happily said his name. Jack was about to kidnap him, only to swiftly get a roundhouse kick to the face.
- Everytime Chuck says Jack's name, the law of causality always makes it so that Jack appears on Chuck Norris' feet when it's about to touch the ground, thus always getting stomped on the face before he can do anything.
- When Candle Jack says Chuck's name, Chuck Norris kidnaps him
- Chuck Norris has never made a Justifying Edit. Only Justifying Roundhouse Kicks.
- The only thing in the entire universe that Chuck Norris cannot do is perform a Limit Break. That is because he does not have any limits to break.
- He is the only being in the universe that can perform an Unlimit Break.
- Chuck Norris is the Cut List.
- Chuck Norris is married with six children.
- A poster of Chuck Norris is capable of fighting crime.
- A-CHUCK NORRIS!
- Satanic nerds reference Chuck Norris because that's the only thing Satan is afraid of: Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris read through and personally experienced all entries in Tear Jerker but never shed a single tear.
- If you didn't cry at those Tear Jerkers, then you have no soul... except if your name is Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris read them, but he didn't start crying. Instead, his internal sadness caused it to start raining outside. Torrentially.
- Chuck Norris' tears can bring Deader than Dead back to life. Too bad he never cries, ever.
- If you didn't cry at those Tear Jerkers, then you have no soul... except if your name is Chuck Norris.
- Testosterone Poisoning happens if you're within 2 miles of Chuck Norris' presence.
- Everyone outside that radius simply becomes Rated M for Manly.
- There are no Mary Sues. Just Expies of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not need More Dakka. He has Too Much Dakka for any Ork to handle.
- Gunners always needs More Dakka. One Dakka always needs more Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris has a Super Weight Class of 'Above X' where X stands for the given value of effort he feels he needs to resort to at any given moment. Roundhouse kicks are incalculable though.
- Some people shoot skeet for recreation. Chuck Norris shoots Superman.
- Chuck Norris once punched out Cthulhu so hard, his arm came off from sheer awesomeness, which he then proceeded to beat Superman into submission with, while flipping off the irritated Elder God and laughing about the pun of him being Armed and Dangerous.
- Actually, Chuck Norris has never punched out Cthulhu, or any other Eldritch Abomination. Chuck Norris would never abuse his pets.
- Chuck Norris doesn't get in trouble. Trouble gets in Chuck Norris.
- The Badass trope page merely contains a list of people who have taken Chuck Norris as their role model. Everyone listed on the Memetic Badass page is a clone of Chuck Norris.
- And if they all teamed up against him, Norris might even break a sweat. But not likely.
- The Game loses Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris never loses the game.
- Chuck Norris can win The Game and The Contest at the same time.
- George Lucas fears him, Garth Marenghi respects him.
- Even Chuck Norris cannot stand up to the team up of Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan, And Zoidberg.
- But that's only because he could defeat them sitting down.
- Add Samus Aran into that mix and they may have time to blink before losing.
- But that's only because he could defeat them sitting down.
- Some people go up to eleven, Chuck Norris can go DOWN to twelve.
- Chuck Norris went Beyond the Impossible when he was conceived and has been running with it ever since.
- One of the reasons why there is only one Chuck Norris is so you can't Dual Wield him.
- Chuck Norris Took a Level in Badass and became a god.
- Don't you mean God can Take a Level in Badass and become Chuck Norris?
- Likewise, God can make a rock so heavy even He couldn't lift it. But then He'd just call Chuck Norris to lift it anyway.
- Don't you mean God can Take a Level in Badass and become Chuck Norris?
- Macross Missile Massacre is when Chuck Norris celebrates the New Year.
- There are plenty of Troper Tales about Chuck Norris: they're called obituaries.
- Chuck Norris's orgasms are the cause of earthquakes.
- Spoiler tags don't work on Chuck Norris. He is never surprised.
- The next Cave game's True Final Boss will be Chuck Norris. Only instead of spamming lots and lots of bullets, he straight up punches you with an undodgable fist.
- Other people have stunt doubles for when the character is more awesome than the actor, Chuck Norris has death doubles for scenes in which he is more awesome than the character.
- The only Gambit that David Xanatos can't plan up properly is "How to prevent Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick from completely ripping my head off". Because it's just fuckin' impossible.
- Chuck Norris made a guest appearance in a Touhou game, instantly changing the series from Pink Bishōjo Ghetto to Red Manliness Ghetto forever.
- ZUN made a new difficulty amply named Chuck Norris. Why? Cause you can't friggin' beat it.
- Christian Weston Chandler was created by cultists to counteract the sheer awesome of Chuck Norris. It didn't work.
- Chuck Norris can touch this.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a cat so hard it exploded. Anonymous has yet to call him out on this.
- Chuck Norris and Mr. Rogers, contrary to popular belief, don't fight each other. The fight would destroy the multiverse due to the sheer awesomeness and they wouldn't solve anything. Instead, they hang out every Sunday. With Mr. T. No alcohol or poker, though. Mr. Rogers abstains from vice, and Chuck Norris respects that. *
- Chuck Norris didn't gain Memetic Badass status; Memetic Badass gained Chuck Norris status.
- So, you wanna be the Guy? Guess what? The Guy wants to be Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris isn't scared of the Sassy Black Woman.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse's head straight up. The result? Giraffes.
- Chuck Norris beat the running man by 16 hours 47 minutes, while wearing the iron boots.
- In America, you run from Chuck Norris. In Soviet Russia... you run from Chuck Norris. *
- It is highly likely that Chuck Norris is the reincarnation of Theodore Roosevelt.
- If this is true, then Chuck Norris is immortal. It was said Death had to take Roosevelt in his sleep, because there would've been a fight if he had been awake. Chuck Norris never sleeps.
- Real Men Wear Pink because Chuck Norris thinks pink is a manly colour.
- Satan was going to rebel against God, but he gave up when someone told him that God had Chuck Norris on his side. He's spent the last few millennia hiding in Hell, hoping Chuck Norris won't find him and kick his ass for committing blasphemy.
- Chuck Norris knows where you live.
- Abuse Is Okay When It's Chuck Norris On Everybody Else.
- Murder Is Okay When It's Chuck Norris On Everybody Else.
- If you write Chuck Norris' name into a Death Note, you will die... while He absorbs your remaining lifespan. (Not that he needs it.)
- A Shinigami once offered Chuck Norris the eye deal. Chuck Norris took the deal, but when the shinigami went to take half his lifespan, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him all the way back to the Shinigami Realm before he could.
- All of Chuck Norris' genes are dominant.
- One does not simply walk into Mordor... unless one's name is Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can poop, but doesn't want to. One SCP-682 is enough.
- Chuck Norris wears a beard because no razor dares approach his face.
- Actually, many razors have tried to approach him. They just weren't sharp enough to withstand the strength of his skin.
- Chuck Norris does occasionally trim his beard...by roundhouse kicking himself in the face. Because the only thing that can cut a diamond...is another diamond.
- Awesome had a Crowning Moment of Chuck Norris.
- Everybody Hates Hades. Everybody except Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is the man that the Old Spice Guy wishes he could smell like.
- Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Q's entire species into another dimension. 480 years later, Q is still intimidated by Chuck Norris, who had shaved, went awesomely bald, and became a space explorer named Jean-Luc Picard.
- Chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris.
- Not even Chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris. This is true in conjuction with the above example, as Chuck Norris is not bound by logic.
- It is in fact true that if you kill Chuck Norris, you become Chuck Norris. Needless to say, none have been succesful.
- Not even Chuck Norris can defeat Chuck Norris. This is true in conjuction with the above example, as Chuck Norris is not bound by logic.
- When Chuck Norris fights Chuck Norris, they both win.
- No one is really afraid of the Doctor. They are only afraid of being next to Chuck Norris' next victim.
- If Chuck ever met The Man Your Man Could Smell Like or The Most Interesting Man In The World, the universe would implode.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need to do the research.
- The most important rule on the Evil Overlord List is "I will not mess around with Chuck Norris."
- The mothertrucker Sabin may be able to suplex a train, but Chuck Norris can suplex the ENTIRE universe.
- Chuck Norris can transmute without a circle, but instead of clapping his hands together, he forms the imaginary circle by doing a roundhouse kick, with the process starting when his foot hits its target. He doesn't need to know what he's making, either, because every transmutation turns whatever he kicked into explodium, which doesn't do anything until he starts to leave.
- He doesn't even need to follow the rules, he just creates matter on the spot.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need the gloves to make alchemic fire. It is yet to be discovered where the fire comes from.
- Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, and Chuck Norris all walked into a room. The room then exploded because physics cannot handle that much awesome.
- Chuck Norris can Divide by Zero.
- Zero Cannot Divide By Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris hypnotized the Hypnotoad.
- Chuck Norris knows exactly who the Hell Kamina is.
- On that note, it's a little-known fact that Gimmy was not Simon's first choice for inheriting the Gurren Lagann. Originally, he wanted to give it to Chuck Norris, but he turned it down because his natural power already far exceeded that of any of the Gunman's forms.
- Spiral Energy is just Chuck Norris' body odor.
- Chuck Norris read all entries and saw all images for Accidental Nightmare Fuel and High Octane Nightmare Fuel, but he didn't get scared one bit.
- Chuck Norris can out-GAR GARcher.
- What happened when Chuck's trademarked roundhouse kick meet the Falcon Punch? Imagine that.
- Whenever Aizen Sosuke uses Kyoka Suigetsu in Chuck Norris, Aizen becomes Chuck Norris' Butt-Monkey (and it does mean Aizen gets roundhouse kicked on the butt... A LOT).
- Chuck Norris is the only person that Terumi Yuuki didn't dare to Troll (or rather, he can't, without nasty repercussions worse than death). Last time when he did that? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him without reply, ripping his body and soul so bad that Relius Clover needs around a hundred years to repair his body back and fixing it to Terumi's body, and he's unable to troll anyone in that time. Relius' advice: "Go ahead and troll anyone... EXCEPT CHUCK NORRIS!" (While sweating all over).
- The Six Heroes did not defeat the Black Beast. They were losing, until suddenly Chuck Norris descended from the heaven and kicked it on the face, destroying it into pieces and tells the Six Heroes to take credit.
- "I'm Chuck Norris and this is my favorite Commander Shepard in Mass Effect" — If Chuck says this, then the Shepard in question gets maximum level, does foursome with his love interests without repercussions of cheating, all his killed enemies gets Ludicrous Gibs, can one shot the Reapers, will survive the second game even if he loses all his allies and the ending changes that Shepard, while staring at the Reaper fleet, will get possessed by Chuck Norris, and one stare from that Chuck Norris would cause the Reaper fleet to flee like sissies.
- Chuck Norris was the real reason Instrumentality failed.
- Chuck Norris has no YMMV tab. For any who dispute his awesomeness, "Your mileage may vary" only refers to how far one of Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kicks carries their skull through the air.
- Chuck Norris enjoys the sparkly vampires of Twilight. His women enjoy the diamond jewelry he makes from their crushed remains.
- Chuck Norris has won the game of thermonuclear war.
- Chuck Norris can change the nature of a man.
- The Nameless One became immortal because he feared being killed by Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can grasp the true form of Giygas's attack.
- General Zod kneels before Chuck Norris.
- Cool takes Refuge in Chuck Norris.
- As does Audacity.
- Chuck Norris has spread more blood and gore than forty score of your puny Civil Wars, bitch.
- Trying to point your gun at and shoot Chuck Norris? It works better when your gun isn't shitting its clip out and pissing the bullet out from the chamber.
- Waldo called Chuck Norris a sissy. He's been in hiding ever since.
- Of course Chuck knows where he is. But he enjoys giving Waldo a sporting chance.
- Power Glows. Don't stare too long at Chuck Norris or you'll go blind.
- Madoka Kaname is related to Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can defeat Walpurgis Night just by appearing.
- Chuck Norris' tears can reverse transformations of a Magical Girl into a Witch. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
- The Incubator's idea of 'preventing heat death of the universe' was a lie because they just want enough power to blast Chuck Norris into smithereens. Because Chuck Norris knows where the Incubators live and plans genocide on the whole race for the sufferings it caused to many innocent girls and to prevent more victims. And he can do it with his arms and legs tied.
- Chuck Norris expected the Spanish Inquisition.
- Of course the Universe doesn't revolve around you. It revolves around Chuck Norris
- Some say that at the age of 14 Chuck Norris challenged The Stig to an arm wrestle, it is still in progress and everything he has done since has been hindered by that minor annoyance.
- Chuck Norris CAN repel firepower of that magnitude.
- SNK Boss? That One Boss? They got nothing on Chuck Norris Boss, which is a state only Chuck Norris can attain. Don't believe me? Go see MUGEN.
- That beaten Chuck Norris in the Beyond the Impossible part? Actually A Chuckbot
- The Magnificent Bastard wasn't a bastard until his dad met Chuck Norris.
Can we move it to Chuck Norris Facts, or make a Just for Fun page for it?
- a mixture of Christian and Martial Arts principles
What the hell does this mean?
Hide / Show RepliesIt appears to be a mix of Christian philosophy with Martial Arts pragmatism. What did you think it meant?
Isnt this article a little too biassed and glowing? What of his anti-gay rights stance?
Optimism is a duty. Hide / Show Replies