Sammael29
Since: Aug, 2018
#202: May 8th 2024 at 2:35:59 AM
Zeus: Come on, Hades! Don't be such a stiff! Join the celebrations!
Hades: Love to, baby, love to. But, unlike the rest of you gods hanging around up here, I regrettably have a full-time gig- that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
#203: May 10th 2024 at 6:46:08 PM
Jelly beans and nicotine are streamin' through my grandma's spleen
And I just stubbed my toe!
Stumblin' through the pages of a Webster's earns me wages
There's so many words to go
And I just stubbed my toe!
Stumblin' through the pages of a Webster's earns me wages
There's so many words to go
— There I Ruined It, What Red Hot Chili Peppers sound like to people who don't like Red Hot Chili Peppers
CanuckMcDuck1
Everybody, Everybody!
from Free Country, USA
Since: Sep, 2023
Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#204: May 10th 2024 at 9:38:40 PM
Noaqiyeum
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
from the gentle and welcoming dark
(Time Abyss)
Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
#205: May 10th 2024 at 9:42:46 PM
'Can you direct me to the railway station?' asks the stranger. 'Certainly,' says the local, pointing in the opposite direction, towards the post office, 'and would you post this letter for me on your way?' 'Certainly,' says the stranger, resolving to open it to see if it contains anything worth stealing.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
— Amartya Sen
#206: May 10th 2024 at 11:29:51 PM
So go, if you're able to somewhere unstable and stay there.
Whip up your hate in some tottering state, but not here, dear.
Is that clear, dear?
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
Whip up your hate in some tottering state, but not here, dear.
Is that clear, dear?
Eva to Che, Evita
Mattman_the_Storyteller
Since: Aug, 2018
#207: May 11th 2024 at 10:27:22 AM
Marluxia: Oh... So, now it all comes back to me. [laughs]
Sora: Hey. Is that a real laugh?
Marluxia: Yes... My heart is remembering how to feel.
Sora: Really? That's good.
Marluxia: And now, I am on the cusp of reclaiming my identity... My purpose for being... Thanks to you, Sora.
Sora: Hey. Is that a real laugh?
Marluxia: Yes... My heart is remembering how to feel.
Sora: Really? That's good.
Marluxia: And now, I am on the cusp of reclaiming my identity... My purpose for being... Thanks to you, Sora.
EnigmaticObserver
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
from beyond space, but not time
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
#208: May 11th 2024 at 4:35:57 PM
Friendship Moment
The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge,
he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the cards,
man clings to a dim hope.
Yet the arcana is the means by which all is revealed.
Beyond the Beaten Path lies the absolute end.
It matters not who you are, Death awaits you.
- The Nyx Avatar, Persona 3.
Edited by EnigmaticObserver on May 11th 2024 at 7:41:38 AM
What ho, fellow humans! Are you enjoying having skin today?
Dejayed
Tenth in line for the throne
from In front of you
(Newbie)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Tenth in line for the throne
#209: May 14th 2024 at 11:00:46 AM
"Gay people are more realistic than teleporters"
- Some random stranger I once overheard
Viva la je!
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#210: May 14th 2024 at 1:31:42 PM
"Space; it's huge. So huge, in fact, that if you lost your car keys in it, they'd be almost impossible to find."
— Captain Qwark, Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#211: May 14th 2024 at 3:29:45 PM
"I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
The wonders of my hand."— The City's gone,—
Naught but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.'
Veritas Vincit.
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
The wonders of my hand."— The City's gone,—
Naught but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten Babylon.'
Horace Smith, Ozymandias
#212: May 14th 2024 at 5:09:14 PM
Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and Despair
"SO... Catch!" calls the Once-ler. He lets something fall
'"It's a Truffula Seed. It's the last one of all!
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds.
And Truffula Trees are what everyone needs.
Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care.
Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.
Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack.
Then the Lorax and all of his friends may come back."
'"It's a Truffula Seed. It's the last one of all!
You're in charge of the last of the Truffula Seeds.
And Truffula Trees are what everyone needs.
Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care.
Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.
Grow a forest. Protect it from axes that hack.
Then the Lorax and all of his friends may come back."
#213: May 14th 2024 at 6:15:37 PM
- "There is no Avatar movie in Ba Sing Se."
Edited by DecafGrub47393 on May 14th 2024 at 9:15:46 AM
TheOther36
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
from Earth
Since: Apr, 2022
Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
#214: May 14th 2024 at 7:47:56 PM
"Rise and shine, Mallards! We're burning daylight! Up and at 'em."
Edited by TheOther36 on May 14th 2024 at 10:49:06 PM
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#215: May 18th 2024 at 7:26:17 AM
Rimmer: No, Lister, I mean like the pyramids. How did they move such massive pieces of stone without the aid of modern technology?
Lister: They had massive whips, Rimmer. Massive, massive whips
Veritas Vincit.
Lister: They had massive whips, Rimmer. Massive, massive whips
Mattman_the_Storyteller
Since: Aug, 2018
#216: May 18th 2024 at 7:31:24 AM
Spider-Man: Look at you. You don't care who gets caught in the middle of your grudge match. These are people, Harry. People with lives, with families and friends who love them. Just because you didn't have that doesn't give you the right to take it from anyone else.
Green Goblin: No one gave a damn about me. Why should I care about them?
Green Goblin: No one gave a damn about me. Why should I care about them?
![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on May 18th 2024 at 7:32:57 AM
bpants98
Since: Aug, 2018
#217: May 18th 2024 at 7:41:19 AM
"Sometimes, in order to right a wrong, you have to do a wrong right."
—Batman (paraphrasing from Ghandi), The LEGO Batman Movie
CanuckMcDuck1
Everybody, Everybody!
from Free Country, USA
Since: Sep, 2023
Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#218: May 18th 2024 at 8:51:25 AM
"Jeremy, there are many things I would do to help you. But digging a hole in the wintery earth with my bare hands so that you can bury the corpse of a dog you killed… is not one of them."
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Mark, Peep Show
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#219: May 18th 2024 at 8:53:55 AM
"Mumbo like gifts. Not tacky alien merchandise, though..."
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
— Mumbo Jumbo, Banjo-Tooie
#220: May 18th 2024 at 12:46:28 PM
I think blaming ww1 and ww2 on the sinking of the titanic is a bit sensationalistic.
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
A YouTube comment
(*´▽`*)
#221: May 18th 2024 at 12:56:02 PM
:Who's Peter Capaldi
uncle of that one stupid UK singer Lewis Capaldi
Pretty sure they're first cousins but okay
Mad M, Iceeman and Komm, susser todd, Discord
Asherah is in her heaven, all will be right with her world
ComradeTom
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
from Eastern Bohemia
(Apprentice)
Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Enemy of the working people watched by StB
#222: May 18th 2024 at 1:11:36 PM
Yates: And that's about it, sir.
Bigadier: I see, Yates. So, the Doctor was frozen stiff at the barrow and was then revived by a freak heat wave. Benton was beaten up by invisible forces and the local white witch claims she's seen the Devil.
Veritas Vincit.
Bigadier: I see, Yates. So, the Doctor was frozen stiff at the barrow and was then revived by a freak heat wave. Benton was beaten up by invisible forces and the local white witch claims she's seen the Devil.
Dejayed
Tenth in line for the throne
from In front of you
(Newbie)
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Tenth in line for the throne
#223: May 19th 2024 at 6:17:02 AM
Arnold Timsh: "Scott, do we really need that alarm device in my office? It's ugly, the colors clash, and the cable is marking up the woodwork. I am positively certain that the way it's been attached to the floor will cost a few thousand in coin to mend."
Viva la je!
RWBYraikou888
The Undercover Troper
from The Kingdom of Atlas
Since: Aug, 2020
Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Undercover Troper
#224: May 19th 2024 at 6:38:28 AM
"On an unrelated note, did you ever find your daaaaad?"
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Mattman_the_Storyteller
Since: Aug, 2018
#225: May 19th 2024 at 2:43:36 PM
"Martel, even you reject me? No... Martel would never say something like that... Haha... hahaha... ahahahahahaha! I won't allow that, do you hear me?!"
— Mithos Yggdrasil, Tales of Symphonia
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