"ENTITY"
You're killing numerous animals simply moving about. Sure, they're working for King Koopa, but can't you just talk things out? This game wants to make you an animal killer! That sounds like a satanic practice! Just look at all the sacrifices!
Sonic the Hedgehog is Satanic because...
Edited by jtard on Aug 8th 2023 at 9:07:47 AM
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Carmine at the Beach
Hedgehogs cannot talk in real life, so a talking hedgehog must be the work of magic, which is Satan's work!
My Hero Academia is Satanic because... "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Don't Try It
Mina is clearly a devil.
VeggieTales is Satanic because...
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The Wanderer
Vegetables shouldn't be able to talk... unless they're animated using witchcraft! To add insult to injury, these veggies use their sentience to mangle the word of God for their own personal gain!
Digimon is Satanic because...
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
There are multiple explicitly demonic Digimon.
The Bible is Satanic because…
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Joyful angel
It has demons, explicit violence, and sex!
Street Fighter is satanic because...
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
under construction
It glorifies violence and fighting back. Didn't Jesus say to turn the other cheek?
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood is Satanic because...
Edited by AnotherOnlinePersona on Aug 8th 2023 at 10:40:07 AM
Angie the Angel Fish
Rogers is known to wear red, and we all known that no color fits Hell and the Devil more than red. Also, Rogers backward is Sregor and the ending "egor" can also be found in Belphegor, one of the seven demons.
Scribblenauts is Satanic because...
Edited by LucasdaKool on Aug 8th 2023 at 10:48:05 AM
Swimming freely, reviving dead fish
Neptunia Ichiban
The point of the game is to create anything out of thin air, including living creatures and plants, which is basically playing God! I shouldn't need to tell you that acting like you're equal to God isn't exactly looked fondly upon...
(oh yeah and you can literally summon demons (or "imps") so there's that)
Like a Dragon is Satanic because...
Edited by Zanreo on Aug 8th 2023 at 7:56:09 PM
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
The Man With A Quite Good Plan
It deals with crime and being a crime boss and having no respect for the law is satanic!
Super Mario Bros. 3 is satanic because…
Wherefore comest thou here?
Sensitive Artist in more ways than one
Well, just look at The Angry Video Game Nerd's video on the game. Don't tell me Wendy O. Koopa isn't a lustful Vamp!
Arknights is Satanic because...
"Some people are damaged. Some people are really damaged. And then... some people are broken."
under construction
One of the bosses you fight is called Mephisto, like the demon.
Blue's Clues is Satanic because...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Blue is actually a demon and either one of the hosts is possessed.
Minecraft is Satanic because...
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
❀ Mint, Nuts, and Waffle ❀
The game depicts witches and the undead as existing creatures.
Sailor Moon is Satanic because...
Come play Character Uplift Game!
Magical Girls use witchcraft.
Clone High is Satanic because…
The Wanderer
The clones are clearly made using witchcraft. Only a Satanist would try to revive historical figures.
Neon Genesis Evangelion is Satanic because...
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
Who up pizza timeing they pizza?
It’s literally telling our children to disobey angels and commit acts of homosexuality!
The Muppet Show is satanic because…
Edited by StarManatee on Aug 9th 2023 at 10:52:42 AM
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)
totally non-filler title
The titular Muppets are actually Satan's followers
Spider-Man: Spider-Verse is satanic because…
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
Angie the Angel Fish
It is a part of the Spiderman franchise, which is about a spider-themed superhero. Spiders are one of the creatures usually associated with witchcraft and therefore is Satanic.
Plants vs. Zombies is Satanic because...
Edited by LucasdaKool on Aug 9th 2023 at 3:24:32 AM
Swimming freely, reviving dead fish
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
It has zombies, and the plants have demonic powers.
Thomas the Tank Engine is Satanic because...
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
Carmine at the Beach
Trains cannot talk in real life, this must be the work of Satanic magic!
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba is Satanic because... "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
It has "demon" in the title.
Mr. Magoo is Satanic because...
Edited by chatot30 on Aug 9th 2023 at 8:54:05 AM
Joyful angel
It encourages drinking, which is condemned in the Bible!
Teen Titans (2003) is satanic because...
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
The Wanderer
One of the characters, Beast Boy, can turn into different animals, and transmogrification is a sin against God.
Kingdom Hearts is Satanic because...
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
Ah yes, the Satanic Panic. That one period during the late 20th century in which moral guardians took to the media to claim that everything fun was an agent of devil worship. But who's to say we have to leave that behavior in the past? Let's start the moral panic anew!
Here's how the game works: Poster A will post the name of a work, and Poster B will have to explain why they think that work is Satanic (preferably, the further of a stretch the connections to Satanism are, the better). Poster B will then provide the name of another work for the next poster to comb through for Satanic imagery, and so on and so forth. Here's an example:
Poster A: Pokémon is Satanic because...
Poster B: The games promote the idea of forming contracts with monsters that could be demonic in nature.
Dragon Ball is Satanic because...
Poster C: Goku is searching for the seven Dragon Balls, which are an allegory to the Seven Deadly Sins.
If you're kinda struggling to figure out just what exactly qualifies as Satanic, see Hollywood Satanism for some tips.
With that, I'll start us off.
Super Mario Bros. is Satanic because...
Edited by Pogakure on Aug 9th 2023 at 10:03:23 AM
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango