That's a HORRIBLE premise!

Like the other That's a HORRIBLE x! threads, but for original premises.

The Secret Life of Genitalia

“What your penis does when you are not looking.” It sells millions of copies because it’s basically just a sex tape with the appeal of pornos.

Old Towm Road (Bohemian Rhapsody, but with Lil Nas X.)

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Jul 13th 2020 at 11:34:28 AM

Rap and Pop Rock do not mix, as the sheer horrible quality of it causes multiple eardrums to literally explode.

(also, Audience-Alienating Premise as a thread? Interesting!)

Roblox, without the "blox".

Everything gets way to hard to build, and only construction workers play the game because they are the only ones who can create anything.

Each week, Dr. Fakenstein goes on the hunt for anime girls and fuses them in with the rest of his kidnapped females to create the ultimate waifu!

Frankenstein’s waifu.

Disney’s Motherfucking Samuel L. Jackson Movie.

Already exists.

Jesus, Buddha, and basically every other religious figure you can think of lead their massive armies into an all-out warzone, fighting because There Can Be Only One religion.

Bump.

The company who made the movie is shortly shut down by Moral Guardians, but the movie itself is So Bad, It's Good.

A video game where getting a Game Over bricks the device you're playing on.

I beat it! MY CONSOLE IS IMMORTAL!

The Goth Kids get a Spin-Off where they run away from home, move to a different town, and adopt a trash baby, since horrible spinoffs are nonconformist.

It revels in the edgy humor of its parent and becomes a cult classic despite only lasting for one season.

A group of furries do things to each other in one room.

Thankfully it never realizes to the public after actual furries protest the film.

A movie about living advertisements.

...isnt that just Foodfight!

A movie in which tables try to take over the world in the name of Scientology.

While the film is fondly remembered, it is most well remembered for causing the Church of Scientology to go to war with the US.

The ninth generation of Pokémon, set in a region based on Canada in a plot written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Edited by GeneralGigan817 on Aug 7th 2020 at 5:30:35 AM

It's not even a Pokemon game, it's just a full-blown Chinpokomon reference.

A sign language cover competition.

It's nothing more than a silent film, only subtitles at the bottom of the screen.

A movie where a big cruise ship is capsized by a tsunami; everyone on board survives but find themselves trapped in a TRON-like dimension.

Soon, the passengers discover there was a teleporting device on the ship and the rest of the movie is ninety minutes of trite pop culture references as they randomly zap to every famous movie and TV show ever.

A rom-com about a basement-dwelling neckbeard falling in love with a weeb.

"A rom-com about a basement-dwelling neckbeard falling in love with a weeb." The premise of George and Koji, a surprisingly good film about transgender relations.

A documentary about the various ways dinosaurs could kill you.

The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You: The Movie

A group of Saved by the Bell expies gain Psychic Powers via a Freak Lab Accident.

They're now like the Power Rangers, but mutants.

Minecraft, but it's all Craft than Mine.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild except blocky.

Girls' Frontline alternate universe where the Beilan Incident, and to the extent, ELID, never existed.

Edited by leafsaber47 on Aug 24th 2020 at 8:24:50 AM

It just becomes a Dating Sim with absolutely no plot whatsoever.

Charmed AS A KAMEN RIDER SHOW!

The girls now fight like Super Sentai instead.

A Super Smash Bros. anime spinoff featuring this girl◊ whose shtick is to travel to various worlds to recruit new fighters to join Smash Bros.

Edited by Oggy123 on Sep 11th 2020 at 12:50:29 AM

There's gonna be constant copyright battles between the characters and using this OC BEFORE the anime even airs.

Facade, but the characters are POC and Trip still gets triggered by melons.

Bump.

Still doesn't solve the fact that they dwell in the Uncanny Valley.

Incest: The Anime. (And no cheating by saying Oreimo)

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Nov 6th 2020 at 10:49:16 AM