Things Bob is not allowed to do on TVTropes

3656.1: Ok, no more reading the "Hand in the Hole" article. Didn't think we had to ban Bob from "getting ideas" from trope articles but here we are.

3657: Bob is not allowed to interrupt every safety meeting by asking "but what about the ghost pirates?", even if we have had two or three critical emergencies involving ghost pirates.

3657.1. Bob may not dress up as a ghost pirate.

3657.2: Bob is not allowed to complain about "You Meddling Kids!"

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3658: No I will not excuse Bob for scribblin'.

3658.1: No, Cody Rhodes will not excuse Bob for scribbling either. An insult to his wife is an insult to his wife, however poorly-worded.

3659: Bob is not allowed to make a real Disassembly Drone. That thing is a hazard to everyone in this building!

3659.1: HOLD UP, THAT THING'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

3660. Bob may not break my knuckles.

3660.1: Bob may not break Knuckles the Echidna's knuckles.

3660.2 Bob may not tie a knot on Tails' tails.

3661: The Succubus is to stop trying to "disassemble" the Disassembly Drone. It's very distracting. Work something out.

3661.1: AW, NOT LIKE THAT! GET A ROOM!

Edited by dvorak on Apr 27th 2024 at 10:02:06 AM

3662: Yes, Bob, the daily outings to touch grass are mandatory. No one gives a shit if it's on your lunch break; just bring your lunch outside with you for fuck's sake.

3662.1: You're supposed to touch the grass, not EAT it! Cut that out!

3663: Bob is not allowed to feed misbehaving interns to the disassembly drone.

3663.1: The Disassembly Drone may not hunt for misbehaving interns.

3664. Bob may not try to write a novel.

3664.1 Bob may not attempt to write a NOVELLA.

3664.2: Bob may not write and draw comic books either.

3664.3: Bob may not try to write a light novel, in addition to the other types of novels listed above.

3664.4 Bob may not write short stories.

3664.5 Bob may not write poetry.

Edited by BigBadShadow25 on Apr 27th 2024 at 8:59:19 AM

3664.6. Bob may not try to draw a webcomic.

Edited by clemont107 on Apr 27th 2024 at 9:06:10 AM

3665: No Bob, the janitor does not live inside the walls.

3666: Bob may not join, found, or work peripherally with, any pirate crew. Lord knows Captain Edward Teach would roll over in his grave if you did.

Edited by dvorak on Apr 30th 2024 at 8:53:11 AM

3667: Bob is not allowed to introduce the screaming face in the walls as if he was a salaried employee to new recruits. That thing is not on our payroll.

3667.1: Bob is to figure out what the Face is screaming about. It's likely his fault anyways.