YMMV / Warriors of the Wasteland

• Awesome Music: The awkwardly-edited ending theme aside, much of Claudio Simonetti's score, particularly "Running to the Fight", really makes you want to kick ass.
• Complete Monster: One, leader of the Templars, and his right-hand Shadow, believe only in the destruction of any remaining human beings in the post-apocalyptic future. Regularly leading their forces to massacre innocent colonies, Shadow also takes great pleasure in making his victims' deaths as painful as possible. When their old comrade Scorpion resurfaces protecting innocent colonists, the pair instantly target him, and after capturing and torturing Scorpion, Shadow assists One in raping him before leaving him for dead. The two then attempt to massacre the colony Scorpion was protecting, with Shadow gleefully gunning down every innocent person he sees before Scorpion manages to stop them.
• Narm Charm: Surely this riddiculous movie's most memorable quote:
  One: "The world is dead...it raped itself."
  • In any other movie, that next sentence—"But I'll purify it with blood!"—would surely have been the most memorably silly line in the film; but it can't begin to hold a candle to the outrageous statement right before it.
• Strangled by the Red String: Alma pretty much hits it off with Scorpion the same day he rescues her. They even have sex the same night even though she's injured.

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