YMMV / Thirty Hs

• Bile Fascination: Of course, the "bile" is all intentional - and overblown to such ludicrous extents it'll hook you (hence the "fascination" part).
• Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: Pretty much every scene in this work is bizarre, out of nowhere, and never mentioned again, but it especially goes to Chapters 8 and 9, which talk about presidents being watched over by Severus Snapplebottom (who is a giant hand) and a hat that flies about turning everything to chocolate respectively, and not Harry.
• Canon Defilement: One must wonder if the point was to make a fanfic even less true to Harry Potter canon than My Immortal.
• Common Knowledge: The fic is often touted as being Testosterone Poisoning galore, when a large portion of the story is dedicated to Mind Screw, Meaningless Meaningful Words, and other bizarre elements.
• Crosses the Line Twice: All of it; pretty much every sentence has something extremely edgy, from hardcore violence to deranged sexual imagery. The author apparently disagrees, believing that homophobic slurs and rape jokes cannot be redeemed by the absurd over-the-top nature of the story. Here's a sample of the insanity:
  He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.
• Fan Nickname: As stated in the main page, the "official" title is HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. The reason it's called "Thirty Hs" is because that's how many Hs there are in the title, and because HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is really hard to pronounce.
• Hilarious in Hindsight: "Vampire cavemen on Mars" is a pretty good description of Jorge Joestar 's most notorious plot point, in which 36 copies of a 100,000-year-old vampiric being are living on Mars due to a Timey-Wimey Ball.
• Nightmare Fuel: All of chapter 7 could easily count. Among other things Harry drinks a glass of water with a wrinkled thumb in it.
• So Bad, It's Good: It's definitely so something that it's good, though the entertainment value doesn't come from making fun of it, but standing in speechless, awe-inspired shock at just how far it can stretch the bounds of sanity.
• Squick:
  • Harry eating Ron and spitting out the eyeballs.
  • The rape ape. It's an ape that's covered in penises.
  • The mustard and cartilage sandwich.
  • The thumb-water (a glass of water with a severed thumb in it).
  • The toothpick-legged ferret.
    • The three creatures being held inside filthy diapers. We later learn that the filth is just hot sauce, but initially we're led to believe it's baby poo.

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