YMMV / Samson vs. the Vampire Women

• Accidental Aesop:
  • Protecting your children is paramount, even if it means dismissing your daughter's fears and instead convincing her that she's going mad.
  • From the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version: "I'm pretty so I have value now!"
• Designated Hero: Santo doesn't defeat the villains; the vampires do themselves in with their own stupidity and Santo decides to set them on fire as they hide.
  Mike: Bested at every turn, he gets a chance to light some helpless women on fire.
• Moment of Awesome: When the professor overcomes the vampire's hypnotic gaze and invokes God's name to drive her away. It even includes a Badass Boast:
  Professor: In God's name I order you to disappear! Against Him and His power you are nothing!