YMMV / Quadrilateral Cowboy

• Aluminum Christmas Trees:
  • While the Vinylman seems like an absurd piece of Schizo Tech impracticality, a smaller-than-CD "pocket Discman" reminiscent of a handheld circular saw was actually manufactured by Sony.
  • A portable "Vinylman" in all but name was manufactured by Audio Technica.
  • Sony themselves made an upright vinyl player called the "Flamingo".
  • Some companies are actually still making turntables of this ilk, although, nowadays they're mostly meant as portable vinyl-to-MP3 encoders.