YMMV / Prostitute Mickey

• Crosses the Line Twice: The entire point of the series.
  • Mickey's destitute life is so bleak and dark, it gets hilarious after a while.
  • In Episode 3, the group steal Daffy's body from the morgue and try to get into his bank account with it.
  Goofy: Don't worry Mick, it's just like the old ventriloquist used to do, except instead of a puppet, you're gonna be stickin' your hand up a dead duck's ass!
  • In the same episode, after they have their money, Goofy nonchalantly puts on a mask and pulls out a gun, ordering Mickey to give him all of it.
  • When Mickey thinks he finally has a good job, Foghorn tells him to drop his trousers. Mickey then has to hear Foghorn's very detailed description of Mickey's new job: a drug mule.
  Foghorn: (after seeing Mickey crying) This boy, I say, this boy's got more waterworks in him than the Atlantic Ocean buttfuckin' a swimmin' pool.
  • Mickey's backstory from Episode 5. He is also dragged into Ebeneezer's grave by his penis.
  • Piglet is apparently a heroin dealer (and addict) in this universe.
  Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-d... fuck.
  • When Mickey is injected with heroin, he wakes up dressed like Elsa and with large breast implants, complete with scars where the stitches were.
• The Woobie: Mickey's life is just one long Trauma Conga Line. He grew up as a child in a destitute slum and began prostitution at a very young age, allowing him to be sexually abused by Ebeneezer, who was mistreating Mickey and dozens of other children just to see what the poor, desperate kids would do for money. As he grew into adulthood, he eventually got a job working at Disney and enjoyed happiness and success. Unfortunately, the studio restructured itself in order to pander to modern generations, forcing Mickey and all of his friends at Disney to be kicked out with no source of income. Mickey therefore had to return to his childhood home, and was forced to watch his friends slowly deteriorate into unapologetic assholes.

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