YMMV / NFL Quarterbacks On Facebook

• Awesome Ego: Peyton Manning in PFM, and Johnny Manziel in CFM, at least until Jameis Winston comes along.
• Crosses the Line Twice: Ben Roethlisberger gives Cam Newton a 12 foot swastika house decoration for Christmas, thinking it's the Superman symbol, and when Newton tries to explain the difference, he thinks Superman invaded Poland.
  • You have to admit the idea of Ray Rice abusing Joe Flacco is actually kind of funny.
• Funny Moments: As expected, when Mark Sanchez committed the Buttfumble, everyone, including Tom Brady, who made a four point presentation on how funny it was, got a good laugh out of it.
  • During the Fantasy draft convo, Tom Brady tries to force everyone who breaks a rule pick Mark Sanchez. They all protest and he allows them to pick someone else. When it's Brady's turn, guess who's the only quarterback left…
• Hilarious in Hindsight: In the 2014 Free Agency convo, Cam Newton, doing his usual schtick, quips that the Jeopardy question for Darrelle Revis saying "NO WAY [does he] wanna play in Cleveland." is "Things being said right now by Johnny Manziel, Teddy Bridgewater and Blake Bortles?” Cue the next convo where Manziel spends the whole time complaining about having to play for Cleveland.
  • Incidentally IRL, Teddy Bridgewater actually admitted that he did not want to play for the Browns, while Manziel reportedly begged the team to draft him via text, making it even more hilarious on a meta level.
  • Lebron's appearance where he tells Manziel he can leave Cleveland, after Lebron resigned with them.
  • Marcus Mariota kills himself after realizing (through Tom Brady's proposed drinking game) that he's likely going to be drafted by the Jets. Incidentally, IRL, Mariota was quoted in an interview as saying that he'd be excited to play for the Jets if selected by them.
  • Andrew Luck's entire character after it was revealed that IRL he compliments opposing players after they sack him.
  • After the series ended, Aaron Rodgers finally beat Russell Wilson in Week 2 of the 2015 season.
• Ho Yay: Tony Romo's relationship with Drew Brees borders on this at times.
• Memetic Molester: A discussion about Ben Roethlisberger isn't complete without bringing up his rape charges.
  • BECAUSE BEN ROETHLISBERGER WAS CHARGED WITH RAPE, YOU SEE.
• Memetic Mutation: Several in the comments, to the point where some of the memes become established fanon.
• Nightmare Fuel: The 2014 Week 2 Convo had a subplot where Drew Brees and Tony Romo gradually transformed into one another. The fact that it was a direct homage to The Fly (1986) made it even scarier.
• Squick: Tom Brady admits to having sex with Queen Elizabeth when he went to London in 2012. As it would turn out, he had sex with the bones of Queen Elizabeth I, who has been dead 500 years. This leads to most of the quarterbacks getting weirded out.
  • Sam Bradford's sexual escapades are so disturbing, the other quarterbacks frequently vomit after Bradford relates them. They often involve elderly people, objects not designed for sexual stimulation (for example, a Toblerone), and bodily fluids.
• The Woobie: Andrew Luck. He's very nice and polite to the other players and they return the favor by being jerks.

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